Thread 151496696

Liverpool lost

Reminder that Man United spent £200m in the summer.

WIRTZ WENT BEN10 LMAO

Liverpool lost

Can't remember a player flopping as much Isak since Wirtz.

>PLEASE VIRGIL MAGUIRE HAS A FREE HEADER!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

Virgil:

>>151496730
kek what a saucy bitch

>>151496724
>Even the Americans are seeing through the Scousaar trickery

Blessed timeline

>>151496729
£150M btw

>Liverpool loses
>immediate spam commences until the next day
I get being upset over your team losing but I think at this point I think its better to take a break from the internet

>>151496741
Indians would be defending Cunha because he looks like one of them

Isak is the 1st Premier League player to need time to adapt the Premier League despite playing in it for many years

>>151496774
There are no Indian players are there? Funny that

>>151496774
>Indians would be defending Cunha because he looks like one of them

>>151496724
>>151496741
you seem very upset that the bond meme is being used

0-0-7 works because the stats could be written like that
10 is just a number on its own
doesnt really work you need something with 0-0 in it

>>151496781
Nah because I said the same thing when De Gea was getting slandered at United

>>151496796
Thanks for sending your cousin's picture but that isn't relevant here. You seem very defensive over Cunha, must be one of your own

>>151496819
Look everyone it's a liversimp Indian!

HAHAHAHAHA FLORIDA WIRZ HAHAHAHAHA

>>151496768
Yeah over 800 posts of indians clapping themselves on the back for liverpool losing

>>151496796
bottom looks like xander schauffele

Reminder: No discussion of the below topics are allowed in EPL
Spurs losing
Chelsea's poor disciplinary record
Newcastle being below Sunderland in the table

>>151496843
damn you've done him

>>151496879
lol fuck off back to indian, scousaar

hate when yanks try to join in

I think Liverpool bought the wrong German. Also think they bought the wrong striker.

>>151496879
and this is coming straight from the arsenal yank janny so listen up

>>151496893
>Checks table
Leading Newcastle to the big time isn't he

>>151496908
he has to work under eddie howe give him a break

>>151496918
Yeah the best English manager in the world? What's your point?

excited to return for three days of champions league action tomorrow, just want to take a quick look at the table as a reminder and WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT????

>>151496908
Certainly can't compete with the combined output of Isak and Wirtz, but what player could?

>>151496953
Not Woltemade leading his club to finishing under Sunderland

>>151496951
women ruined football and now football fans are feminized

Scousaars seething 24 hours on...

OP's image is from that indian reddit page btw. it was literally posted by one of the indians in my little collage i posted in the last thread kek. there is a 90% chance OP is indian.

>>151496963
Not sure what that has to do with Liverpool buying the wrong German and the wrong stiker, but yeah sure I guess?

>>151496986
yeah it's funny too make fun of wirtz, don't get mad scousaar

>>151496908
Hes their best player right now. You cant deny its kinda funny that Liverpool got Isak to go on strike to force his exit, only for his successor to be even better while Isak himself struggles hard at Liverpool (like the rest of the team). Also everyone saying Woltemade would be a risk while Wirtz was a surefire bet.

>>151497000
>yeah it's funny too make fun
>too
another indian spotted kek

>>151496989
Yeah the club that he plays for has nothing to do with him, but yeah sure I guess?

EVERYONE MAKING FUN OF ME IS AN INDIAN LA

>>151497001
Another bundesliga shitter wouldn't solve Liverpool's problems

>>151497001
weird because i thought it was the other way round (not a surefire bet but more likely to succeed this season compared to wirtz)
Newcastle has a system set up around their ST
Liverpool don't play with a 10

>I think Liverpool bought the wrong German and the wrong striker
>YEAH BUT LOOK AT SUNDERLAND FLYING!

It's sad seeing Liverpool customers being this mindbroken even if they have brought it on themselves.

Uh oh the Indian is uppity

>>151497038
Hes a better player than either Wirtz or Isak (PL shitter) and would work amazingly well with Etikite, who was Liverpools best player until Slotto kept benching him for being a hothead.

>>151497059
>I think Liverpool bought the wrong German and the wrong striker
>Leading Newcastle to the big time isn't he

>>I think Liverpool bought the wrong German and the wrong striker
>>YEAH BUT LOOK AT SUNDERLAND FLYING!
Why does an Indian think Newcastle means Sunderland?

>>151497072
>would work with Ekitike
Liverpool don't play a 2 striker system.

Arsenal v Atletico Madrid is gonna get ugly, gonna be multiple red cards and penalties

>>151497072
>Bundesliga farmers aren't shit I swearrrrrr
Sure, just like Wirtz, Tel, Havertz and Werner

Figured out the janny is a Liverpool fan.
All other fans would avoid this place after a humiliating defeat to a slabhead winner.
But yet this lad is biting at every tiny banter post.
Why? Because he works here (for free)

>>151496730
>THROW IT BACK, PRIVATE!

>>151497088
Who cares? Talk about Shitterpool

>>151497095
Don't forget fraudulent fraud babbies Xavi Simons and Benjamin Sesko, two other Leipzig blundershitga frauds

To be fair, Wirtz is actually contributing a decent amount in chance creation.
As for Isak, if he’s not scoring, he’s basically just stealing a paycheck.

>>151497121
KEK true

>>151497098
If he was a Liverpool fan then he'd delete posts
You're a retard

>>151497125
Holy shit an actual reasonable take and it isn't from the west

>>151497125
Hi Endo

>>151497125
I've always liked Wirtz and I rate him, but I'm still going to meme the shit out of him to make LiverCRUDlians cry

Salah should score

>>151497088
arsenal have the best disciplinary record in the prem this season

>make LiverCRUDlians cry
Then go to twitter or reddit and do it where more than one livershitter is

>>151497083
Then I wonder why they bought both Isak and Etikite, especially since the latter is even better in a 2 striker system.
>>151497095
Haaland 12 scorer points, Woltemade 4 goals, Etikite 3 goals, 1 assist..not to mention many other bundesliga players like Son, Auba, Özil, Firmino... I could name more but you get the point. Liverpools scouting is shit these days, buying players that dont fit the team and style of play. As you can see with Kerkez, Wirtz, Frimpong, Isak etc.

>>151497177
Yeah but muh dark arts
You try that dark arts shit against Simeone you're getting banged out m8

>>151497147
Thanks for revealing yourself

>>151497171
Way too much ground to make up. This is the best "chance" Wirtz has ever created for Liverpool btw.

>>151497177
Yeah PGMOL has been helping them

>>151497185
Because one of their strikers fucking died mate. They needed to replace both their starting striker and their substitute striker because one left and one died. Their third choice also left.

>>151497185
They bought Ekitike to be the rotational striker for Isak. You need depth in football

>>151497098
The limpet leaf is quite clearly a janny. That’s why none of his off topic, low quality bollocks or spam ever gets him banned

>>151497171
one of the best xA of the season for me

>>151496768
I'm genuinely fucking bewildered, I haven't seen /epl/ meltdown like this in a long time.

>>151497200
Well, if you buy Isak you need to set the team around him. If you buy Etikite its the same, except completely different structure bcuz hes not good as a lone striker and also isnt a truecwinger.

>>151497171
>zoomer tiktok edit play

>>151497185
Yeah I can name more bundesliga shitters too, thanks for saying frimpong too I forgot about him. And I agree Liverpool's recruitment fell off, they looked too much at a farmer league

>>151497229
>Well, if you buy Isak you need to set the team around him
Why? Why not around the playmaker you just bought? Why not around your star player who just put in the best PL season stats-wise of all time?

whos this Danny Rohl bloke
should i go ask the kraut thread

>>151497177
Refs are legitimately ignoring Arsenal's fouling.

Despite getting rid of finished TAA and spending £700m on strengthening I don't think Liverpool will win the league

>>151497235
>posting a singular clip
>tiktok edit
get a grip mongrel you've got a liverpoop complex, take it back to the arsenal thread

>>151497240
Says a lot about Liverpool when their best current players (Etikite, Szobo, Gravenberch) all come from there lol

>>151497001
youre talking to aw

he has a bee in his bonnet because woltemades club beat his dogshit stokesnal side a few times.

hes like 90% of this thread if you think /bundes/ is bad youve no idea /epl/ is this sad cunts entire life

>>151497261
not that anon but its a play done specifically for edits is the point

>>151497250
They're trying to do all 3 and it's not working. There's way too much they're trying to do with replacing old players while figuring out how to use them all to their best. We'll see what they do long term but they can't really play around Isak and Wirtz with Salah still there who they'd want to contribute, very lopsided team

>>151497251
was at wednesday past couple of seasons, did very well with that complete basket case of a club
far more pressure on him to succeed immediately at ibrox, quite remarkable he even went back into discussions after ruling himself out of the recruitment process

>>151497269
Sbozoslai and Gravenberch aren't their best players lol
Alison and Gakpo didn't come from the bundesliga

I think some lads here need to read this.

It’s ok to lose to a Harry Maguire winner

>>151497261
so feral about arsenal you're unable to read

based honestly

>>151497296
Not defending wirtz but yeah I'm sure when any professional football player is near the box in a high pressure situation, that they're thinking about what would look on a normgroid app in a clip made by 14 year old indians

>>151497307
was this his doing this season?

>>151497297
I don't think he's trying to do any of them tbqh. Salah's increasingly isolated, most of the play is funneled down the left now, Ekitike and Wirtz have been benched and Isak's a player who wants to run off the back of the defender onto through balls, while instead he's being forced to drop to the CM spots to get a touch. He's set up in this weird horseshoe at the minute, where the ball just moves around the centre of the pitch (where there's a massive gaping hole because he's told even his pivot midfielders to push up to the edge of the box as soon as possession is won), trying to find an inch of space on the wings for Gakpo to cut in and shoot or Salah to cut in and float one backpost. I have no idea who the system is supposed to be benefitting in its current state, but it's certainly not their new signings.

>>151497313
Szobszlai is COMFORTABLY Liverpool's best player this season.

>>151497327
I'm feral about arsenal but not liverpool despite shitting on both? severe victim complex from you

>>151497344
no, he left in the summer having become sick and tired of chansiri's nonsense at the end of last season

>>151496768
Scousaars are still seething about German chads scamming them

>>151497297
This is how I wanted to explain it aswell. Salah even said he is allowed to not contribute as much defensively as long as he puts up the numbers. But him not contributing to the team press means everyone else has to work even harder. Gravenberch said hes happy about being allowed to play more offensively. But that often leaves tons of space in midfield. They tried installing Wirtz into the midfield on top of that, and then put him to left wing and then finally benched him. Isak is clearly more affected by lack of preseason OR its true that he benefitted a lot more from Newcastles setup than everyone thought possible. Then you have lack of TAA meaning not one good passer in the squad besides Wirtz and Van Dijk declining. Its a big mess.

>>151497337
i wouldnt claim to know whats going through any individuals head, but theres been a lot of commentary recently about players playing like they either want to look good or more often dont want to look bad in clips
they all scroll on apps after all
make of it what you will but its something the pundits chat about these days

>>151497347
>Szoboslai is their best player
>best player is someone who runs around aimlessly
Yeah you don't have a clue about football

>>151497389
>Szoboszlai only runs around aimlessly
Who is Liverpool's best player right now? And why? What makes them the best player?

>>151496819
How about calling him shohei oh-ten-ni

>>151497370
makes a bit more sense then
have heard how jokes both the sheffield teams are this season but dont follow championship to really know the details

>>151497381
I wouldn't 100% rule it out especially for lower league players or players in certain positions but I also wouldn't put stock in what pundits say

>>151497381
It's also worth saying that player's just play the way they play too. Nobody watched Ronaldinho or Berbatov and complained that they didn't play like a Rooney or a Robben.

>>151497253
PGMOL (at the behest of their masters) pick a chosen people six team every season to help win the league. This year it’s Arsenal

>>151497253
>crying about the refs
HOLY KEK

>>151497380
Both are true for isak, the second part at the very least. I watched a lot of how Eddie Howe played last season and you can see it continue this season with how Gordon was playing at ST and getting his chances this season and how seamlessly Woltemade has fit in. It's too early to completely say anything about Woltemade with Newcastle but he's doing good for them so far, plus they have Wissa to look forward

>>151497396
the ref

>>151497396
>doesn't watch enough games to know that szoboslai is a headless chicken
I accept your concession

>>151497307
Rangers are back

>>151497451
Who is Liverpool's best player right now? And why? What makes them the best player?

Imagine getting bullied, on the internet, on spuh, in /epl/, by lower castes, over a team you've only supported for two years and then you have to pretend to do other things for a week or so. Couldn't be me.

when sports fans start crying about refs then they're very prone to developing schizophrenia

>>151497455
*in the second division

I remember people talking about Salah going to AFCON has something that would hurt Liverpool. It’s looking like it might be a blessing.

>>151497253
its funny how everyone outside the /epl/ hugbox agrees with this and theres even been complaints from sympathetic pundits about arsenals fouling and abusive behaviour in the penalty box and especially around keepers

hey ho, just makes it funnier to see these big clubs go into europe and shit the bed cos they arent getting the same english ref protection

>>151497458
you admit you're a darkskin Indian? KEK

>have one bad run of games
>fans begin to turn on the manager that won them the league and the players that have given their all for the club over several seasons
Not surprising to see that Trent and Gerrard wanted to leave Liverpool, the fans are absolute cancer.

>>151497473
Strange that you interpret my post that way. By strange I mean stop shitting in the street, son.

>Wirtz went Ben10
OH MY DAYS

>muh refs
Pathetic

More than half of opta simulations say arsenal will win the league

>>151497403
Wednesday lost most of their players in the summer due to chansiri's persistent negligence and have been given a multiple window transfer ban by the EFL because of it, to the extent they can't even sign free agents without EFL approval - their new manager is a Danish bloke called Henrik Pedersen (not to be confused with the ex-Bolton midfielder) who once got the boot from a job in Norway because he was found to have been racist to his players

United's new AI driven owners decided to let go of Chris Wilder because he didn't fit their plan, appointed Ruben Selles instead, who then proceeded to lose all of his 6 games in charge (culminating in losing 5-0 to Ipswich) and reappointed Chris Wilder the day after Selles was sacked; they've won 2 matches since but aren't out of the relegation zone just yet

Liverpool had Sloboszlai

But Man United had SLABoszlai

>>151497482
>Imagine getting bullied by lower castes
Implying you're a lower caste Indian
KEK you got caught and now you're trying to hide those curry stained hands

>>151497489
>More than half of opta simulations
How many have they done? Are there any different parameters?

>>151497501
Nice

>>151497478
it happens to every top club
dw I despise liverpool fans too, they deserve much worse

>>151497055
>Liverpool don't play with a 10
True
Its funny how this is the 2nd time this decade a club gets scammed by Leverkusen who play with a system that lets traditional 10s shine
First Chelsea with Havertz, now Liverpool with Wirtz

>>151497533
True but I'm not so sure, they knew Slot played with a 10 in Holland and they bought him one, I wonder how long it'll take for him to start playing him where his best position is

>>151497055
>Liverpool don't play with a 10
Yes they do and have done since day 1 under Slot.

>>151497526
I have no idea

Kerkez aside
Who was Liverpool's worst signing? I contend it is Wirtz as he's doing absolutely nothing

>>151497568
yeah sure

>>151497577
You now remember when they replaced Luis Suarez with Rickie Lambert.

>>151497506
You feeling I am bullying you doesn't actually mean it's me that has had you under seige for the past 24 hours. Just take ten deep breaths. It must sting that the lower castes do you like that though.

>>151497577
Frimpong. Also, you're a faggot.

>>151497593
That's a lot of words to try and pretend you're not a lower caste Indian

>>151496918
howe has lived up to a lot of negative connotations about english managers which is a shame
wolte really needs technical wingers or at least a more technical cm to get vertical passes from
but hes wasted 55m on his next jordon ibe

>>151497591
They play a 4-2-3-1 with MacAllister and Gravenberch in the double pivot and Szoboszlai at the 10. I knew /epl/ didnt actually watch football, but this is still somehow astounding to me.

>>151497592
Nah not ever, that would be a Lambert yeah
>>151497607
I'm not John W. Henry mate, want to calm down calm down?

>>151497592
They replaced Suarez with Benteke. The data team let Rodgers get Lambert so they could show how ineffective his suggestions were

>>151497607
Scousers like you are so fucking obnoxious

>>151497577
Surely Nunez?

>>151497623
Yes szoboszlai playing the 10 position by running up and down the pitch like a box to box midfielder. Definitely a number 10.

>>151497088
it's gonna be boring as fuck atleti with eleven behind the ball and a 1-0 arsenal corner goal to win it late on

>>151497632
This made me remember that Brenny played Roberto Firmino at WB because he wanted to prove that Benteke was the right choice over him kek

why is no one slating gyokeres for being so blatantly shit

>>151497635
If I was a scouser why would I slate Frimpong instead of protecting him, you stupid paki

>>151497642
Yes. Not every 10 is Baggio (Baggio is an old footballer from before you were born).

>>151497652
He's doing stuff and there are about 7 UTTERLY DOGSHITE Liverpool signings worse than him. And that's just Liverpool signings.

>>151497662
It's okay that you don't know what a 10 is, just don't get into a huff like you did last thread

Arsenal and Man City beat Man United.

Liverpool lost.

>>151497664
wirtz is way better than gyokeres
desu gakpo is better than gyokeres

>>151497677
What is a 10? Go ahead and explain for everyone, rajesh.

>>151497682
Man United beat Arsenal actually

>>151497652
He never went the full Ben10

>>151497664
Ekitike hasn't been utterly dogshite, neither has Fartz

>>151497691
Not this season

>>151497682
me when I find out sometimes teams can beat other teams

>>151497652
Because he's been shit in a soulful way, defenders can't handle him and he helps his team out loads. He just can't control a ball and slips all the time. Very funny fella

>>151497689
>calls someone rajesh
>watches liverpoop
SCOUSAAR

Slot will be the next manager sacked

>someone in /epl/ says something retarded about Liverpool
>they end up being an indian
I hate how prevalent an issue this is. I just want to make fun of Liverpool in peace, but I can't because I have mongy indians coming in alongside me thinking they're my mate and saying mongy shit that they posted on that one reddit page earlier.

>>151497689
We don't sign our posts here

planning my evening around watching west ham vs brentford and listening to common sense with joey barton and im not ashamed to admit it

>>151497694
Man Utd claimed the moral victory in that match.

>>151497696
Me when people make fun of my tinpot club for being shit

>>151497709
>rajesh runs away and dodges the question when directly questioning
How very indian of you kek

>>151497712
calm down scousaar

>>151497711
>Slot will be the next manager sacked
Yeah for sure and man united will be relegated last season

>>151497616
I'm starting to realize what the lad has been so.angry and bitter about

>>151497571
Oh. I wonder if it's gameweek to gameweek. That would make sense. But that also seems rather pointless to do so maybe not.

>>151497722
Amorim is the 2nd coming of Ferguson. That much is true.

>>151497726
Yes your tinpot club is shit, I don't support a top six club so I wouldn't know about being a customer unlike (You)

>>151497731
>mentions man united out of nowhere
Rent free.

>>151497616
It's actually not, perhaps if you are an indian getting bullied by literal turds it is. Maybe that's why you bit so hard in the first place?

>>151496714
Why are they like this...

>>151497652
He is Arsenal's own Nunez, which is impressive because they also have Havertz

>>151497727
why did you sign your post then? i don't know why an indian would be so proud of being an indian. anyway, it's not my problem that you don't know what a 10 is

unironically, cunha has been the best manure player when he's on the pitch. It's like their offense has ideas unlike when he isn't around

>>151497768
Scousaar Try not to be Gay Edition - Level: Impossible

>>151497472
PSG finally winning the big one is what triggered this. England is desperate for London to remain relevant.

>>151497751
Yeah believe it not people were shitting on united last season acting like they were getting relegated. I'm not sure why mentioning that makes you upset?

It's mental how about 80% of this thread is full of smelly indians posting their reddit memes here kek

>>151497768
They're white

>>151497705
>defenders can't handle him
there's literally nothing to handle

>>151497789
Based calling out the Liverpool customerbase

>>151497752
so you're a lower caste indian trying to push a forced meme about you successfully bullying others online? no one buys your shit (kek get it?) because it stinks (KEK get it again?) and because you're the laughing stock of the internet

>>151497652
There is more scrutiny in the media for Gyokeres than there is for Wirtz and Isak.

>>151497793
Scouse not human.

MNF: >>151495698

BREXITBALL
IS
BACK

>>151497815
>Indian AI
all you had to do was post a pic of a downy scouser

>>151497813
Hahahahahahahaha

>>151497823
Too many to choose from

>>151497828
and yet you went with your jeet ai, for shame

>>151497813
Yeah I haven't seen a single meme about Wirtz

>most expensive goalkeeper
>most expensive defender
>most expensive #10
>most expensive striker
>RW earning 400k a week

Lost at home to Man United.

why do prem fans act like women

>>151497811
Lotta words there, singh.

>>151497813
In Wirtz's case a lot of the articles are begging us to ignore his transfer fee so maybe that's why the press are treating them the same (Gyokeres cost far less than half of EITHER of their reported fees).

>>151497834
Supporting scouse businesses la

>>151497839
Kepa doesnt play for Liverpool

>>151497845
We don't sign our posts here. Also why did you tell us your surname?

>>151497843
No matter how much HE claims, Liversissy is NOT a real woman.

>>151497839
i didn't know this, groundbreaking info

Liverpool do it on a shoestring budget if you ignore player and manager fees and wages, saar

>>151497853
We dont sign our posts here.

>>151497850
>Wirtz articles
But the media don't write about wirtz? They only write about gyok m:(

Here's a list of my favourite Indian football players:

it's comes as a great relief to me to realize that the angry bitter lad (neé humourless dweeb) who haunts me at every turn learned English through dubbed anime (he calls it art btw) and simply hasn't understood any of my subtle nuanced posts (and sometimes not so subtle kneeslappers kek) and it causes him to have a fit (he's currently having a fit in this thread with another poor anon who has no idea what he's dealing with)

>>151497850
the problem is that liverpool is playing like absolute shit, meanwhile arsenal is the same as ever

>>151497867
Kek

>>151497860
Neither is Manchestranny

Liverpool
Liverpool
Wirtz
Liverpool
Isak
Wirtz
Flop
Liverpool
Lost to United
Liverpool
Flop
Slut
Slot
Wirtz
Isak
Liverpool

>>151497880
but if liverpool are playing like arsenal then they should be talked about as much as arsenal is

>>151497858
You do sign your posts though, one comment about dalits has had you foaming at the mouth.

>>151497879
Pipe down Rajesh your breath stinks of shit KEK

>>151497852
Kek bodied that freak

Gonna say a lot about this thread when it's still active during MNF

>>151497893
summary of this thread plus a few tidbits about sheffield wednesday and newcastle

>>151497905
by that logic we should be talking about stoke as much as arsenal

>>151497907
>dalit
He mentions one type of Indian because he can't diss them all (would include himself) KEK

>>151497922
would be a breath of fresh air

>>151497907
You're the one telling us that you are a Singh
Very Indian surname you have there

been sending Ben 10 memes to my boyfriend all day

>>151497932
I didn't know what a dalit was until I googled it to bully you. But you did. You know all about it.

>>151497905
i mean, arsenal didn't spend 600Millions, and they are still a solid team

>>151497945
didn't have to post this, it'll rile up the ABLs

>>151497955
so you're still going with the fact that you're a lower caste indian to bully others? brave stance mr. singh but you're the one being the slave to other jeets

>>151497955
he's on united and he's shit

>>151497946
Oh my DAYS he is absolutely SEETHING LMAO

>>151497957
what does this have to do with liverpool playing like arsenal yet arsenal getting more criticism than liverpool? the league is rigged against arsenal

>>151497967
Lotta words there, singh.

has the aussie called anyone a "shitcunt" yet

>>151497976
what??

>>151497967
>>151497976
>angry bitter lad bought a 4chan pass for this

>>151497988
once again you're saying your name as if you're proud of it. sorry that a few words are too much to read for an immigrant

>>151497981
>yet arsenal getting more criticism than liverpool
cope

We do sign our posts here.
-thread MC

Not sure why boyhood Sandcastle United fan Michael Oliver was allowed to referee that match.

>>151498024
I really hope this isn't the case

Scenes when 90% of this general don't support their local club

>>151498039
Every top 6 club gets ref decisions in their favour and against them, What's new

>>151498039
Ah yes, the mighty Noocassel who aren't even PL contenders.

Imagine getting baited by the mere mention of lower castes. Wow.

>>151498039
well no one cared when trashford scored from a concussed defender a few weeks ago

>knowing castes are
Must be Indian

omg mate have you heard of that fred again

so I'm expected to endlessly scroll the catalogue for the matchy now?

You can try and derail this general into discussing Indians as much as you want, Liversimp. You're never escaping the fact that your £115m golden boy went Full Ben10 in front of the entire league.

>>151497821
apparently he goes to all the games anyway

>>151498095
>Liversimp
This one ain't getting over

>>151498095
He's trying so hard

>>151498095
lol i saw that meme on reddit

Chelsea will draw to Sunderland
United will lose to Brighton
and Tottenham will lose to Everton
that’s all folks

>i dont want to talk about indians now saar
Bit late for that, singh.

>>151498109
Bet you did, Pranjeet

>>151498095
There hasn't been 10 games played in the league yet?

>>151498110
Liverpool will lose 5 in a row

>>151498118
yeah that's why Ben10 is funny, stop being mean

>>151497994
Calm down Prajesh you’ll blow a gasket

>>151498126
are you predicting a loss on Thursday to some German shitters?

>>151498126
>try not to make it one reply without mentioning liverslip challenge
Impossible

>>151498126
unfortunately not Frankfurt & Brentford are shite.

>>151498133
>>151498126
Quit whinging rakesh

>>151498155
so are poonited

>>151498092
doesnt even start for half an hour

Salah will silence the supporters

Liverpool are not beating Frankfurt. I'm sorry but it's just not happening.

>>151498161
We don’t sign our posts here

I hate scousaars I love cute kids
autism :3

>>151498039
Come on now

Morale at Anfield must be rock bottom right now after they got dabbed on by Slabby Maguire. I suspect many players are deeply regretting their mistaken decisions to arrive at such a cursed and badly failing club.

>>151498169
common sense with joey barton has already started albeit

>>151498172
No shot, Frankfurt has the worst defense in bundes
If Liverpool actually lose against them they should dissolve the club out of shame

>>151498170
>>151498170
hahahah oh brother this is funny hahahhahahah salsh is washed

>>151498191
Imagine how embarrassing it must be to be 5th or below under Liverpoo

>>151498196
>Liverpool
>shame

yaaar abhko baught wirtz bauht tutti eh 0010 hahahah bhenchode

not a fan of prawn sandwiches myself but king prawns from chinese can be alright, bit of chunky chinese chips with king prawns in that tangy sauce corr
you know what im saying, why is it different when its in a butty

>>151498239
sorry mate we only talk about liverpoop here

>>151498231
You're not winning the league again mate. You had your little time in the sun, which in retrospect looks poor finishing on such a miserable number of points, but it is never EVER happening again.

>>151498214
>die hard Liverpool supporter
>make a post comparing wirtz to Gerrard
>lose an unfathomable sum betting against United Sunday
>completely turn your back on the team and try and save face with anonymous anons online
This is why me nan left Ireland, too many of these around

Happy Diwali, hopefully we can all laugh at isak and shirtz together

Liversissy exposing himself as a Reddit user today

>>151498261
hilarious irony of this coming from aw in his dinky croydon flat

>>151498261
heh???

Liverpool FC players are homosexuals.

>>151498272
the lads of /epl/ have missed a trick by not going to all the(ir rival) teams X accounts and screenshotting them celebrating diwali

>>151498281
hilarious irony of this coming from someone posting reddit memes all day

>>151498294
they just do it just for liverpool

>>151498163
true but they weirdly always step it up in ‚big‘ games even during their ongoing banter years.

>>151498295
Hi Liversissy

starting to draw conclusions with this 'diwali' festival and the overall tenor of the past few threads

>>151498272
You dont need to be Indian to make fun of a big team spending money galacticos style only for it to fail.

>>151496714
There is something deeply wrong with homosexuality

>>151498322
>make fun of a big team spending money galacticos style only for it to fail.
my country has a word for that, it's called sigmundfreude

isak flop hai aur use LIVERSLIP ke lie sain nahin karana chaahie tha hahahaha

Uh oh, what's this?

>>151498322
we didn't do that for pep spending that much on wing backs

YOU'LL NEVER SHIT ALONE SAAR

>>151498356
>copenhagen, denmark
grim

>>151497877
You forgot to post the list

>>151498369
I always make fun of Fraudiola too. And I remember lots of threads being made last season when they lost more matches than usual, so many DSL actually disappeared for months. And now its Liverpools turn.

Oh no no no

>>151498390
No, I didn't.

when does that joey barton program finish I feel like we're down a poster

This must be the lower castle Indian who was pretending he was bullying others

>>151498433
Aahhhhh sorry jjxhkkcdjjjfdaaaaafcnc

Lads, it's over.

>>151498441
its actually a watch along with the west ham brentford game hence is being relevant for all the boys of /epl/ (if they can handle a bit of common sense)

>>151498413
>>151498443
>>151498471
>>151498356
I wasnt aware that EPL catered to India this much, wtf.

I'd literally never heard of Diwali until today, and I don't know who he is but I hope we deport him fast

>>151498433
the subtly and nuance of your post did not get past me, unfortunately you'll need to bang some of these lads across the head for them to get the joke
>>151498485
>common sense
far too little around these days innit

Bloody basterd maddarchode

Liversimp has worked himself into a shoot

KEK the tranny pushing the Liversimp meme is a /pw/pedo

>>151498544
kyle straight to the point

>>151498524
I am goonar sar
Arsenal? No I do not support them, my name is Goonar Vasnaprijatan sar

>>151498544
>PlayerSZNx
>Sell this player
Football customers are retarded

>>151498560
helo come to uttar pradesh my name is goon i taking you to my cave

>>151498544
Based Kyle
Vicario is not great, but he isn't total dog shit either

>>151498576
Hard to get a great keeper especially if you're spurs

>>151498408
DSL is back now, he's already in full gloat mode about City being 2nd

>>151498638
yeah but he won't post in /epl/ anymore because of the Haaland was raped poster

There's a reason why Klopp played Henderson and Milner as the CMs when their FBs were attacking
MacAllister and Wirtz aren't defensive enough. Could make it work if other players played further back

Liversimp has absolutely definitely not proven himself to be FEWWWWMIN' about last night

>>151498707
Its funny seeing his melty

>>151498707
He got his backside blown out so badly he started LARPing as an Indian

>>151498679
for me it's the Irish cripple liverpool supporter

>>151498185
>united fan
>brown
the 100% hit rate continues kek

>>151498720
>>151498707
Gay pedo that watches wrestling, take a break from 4chan for a bit

>>151498717
>melty
3rd worlder spotted

>>151498185
What the actual fuck is that shit.

>>151498688
Why would Wirtz matter? He doesn't play CM.

>>151498801
ABLs being pedos as per

>>151498707
Liverhobo has been fatally blended ITT

>>151498524
anyone can tell you shitsenal are the third world bandwagoner club par excellence. just look at this general ffs, or their containment thread. like the alien bar from star wars.

>>151498835
>like the alien bar from star wars.
kek. that's what struck me most going into the arse general for the first time a couple weeks ago. you'd go like 40-50 posts between union flags

You were today years old when you found out that the mong pushing his new schizophrenia induced character "Liversimp" was a pedophile that uses a gay rape board on 4chan

>>151498835
Yeah I don't go into generals I have no interest in. Seems you may be obsessed.
You'd love /soc/ by the way!

The USA, Bulgaria, Kuwait and Austria flags in here are arsenal thread users

>>151498870
>faginitialsfagclub
>football player profile pic

>>151498889
yeah its grim theyre allowed to leave their containment thread

>>151498869
He is as obsessed as half that thread is for talking about liverslip in an arsenal thread

LETS GO EVERTON
*clap clap clap clap clap*
LETS GO EVERTON
*clap clap clap*

How do I filter the UK flag

>>151498889
Sweden too. He also posts a bunch of threads about Liverpool lol

>>151498930
jus close 4chan m8

Looks like the Everton Psycho has finally logged on, I'd stay out of his way if I were you lads

Football fans are fucking gay the sport has successfully been feminized

Schizos are switching their attention to Arsenal.

such a crushing humiliation last night he's having an existential crisis lmaooo

>>151498941
Waiting for based starmer to do it for me

>>151498948
FOY

>>151498950
This would be fair to say if you weren't a schizo crying about liverpoop in your thread

>>151498967
sorry putting a z in a word makes you cry

>>151498974
FOY

Adityaaaaa

>>151498985
feminiZed

>>151498994
FOY

>>151498999
criticiZed

>>151496796
guy in the front is an American black

>>151498950
Their hair is like a progression meter

>>151498967
It's (and it really is) a Yank on a VPN mate

>>151499021
from how upset they are for getting called out i believe it

what will the cope be when Wirtz gets his first goal and assist?

Put a z in a word and it makes a gammon seethe

>>151499025
>sanjay

>>151499035
he got an assist in his first match. the approach has been to just ignore it.

>>151499035
It took him x amount of games for £130m hahahahaha bloody basterd

>>151499045
Community shield doesn't fit the narrative

Rub your fingers behind your ear towards the top and give it a sniff

>>151499035
>what will the cope be when Wirtz gets his first goal and assist?
Is that the hope is it, an assist 11 matches in and that's £120m paid off

>>151499121
you mean to post this in the arsenal general?

>>151499036
>gammon
I'm as lefty as it gets (not obnoxiously woke) and I still think it's a retarded Americanism

>>151499179
holy fucking kek

>>151499121
Do people really not wash their head?

>>151499233
I do
Just not the one up top

>>151499269
One is better than none I suppose

>>151499179
clown world

>>151499179
2025 and our game is being played virtually by a bunch of fucking robots

Grok make wirtz score a goal
Sorry mate no can do

thoughts on F10rian Wirtz so far, lads?

>>151499511
When he went Ben10 I couldn't believe it

>>151499511
getting ahead of myself, is there anything with 12 angry Germans there?

tell me about angry bitter lad, why is he so angry, all the time?

>>151499540
think the Germans are laughing tbf lad they pulled Liverpool's pants down on the Wirtz transfer

https://youtu.be/oYJWkDFzEXA?si=LTa8GD6YEmDAkEAc&t=46
Absolutely insane Youtube FYP pull today, no idea how I'd never seen this before.

>>151499543
When a cold wind blows it chills you
Chills you to the bone
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
Like years of being alone

>>151499576
are these Korn lyrics?

>>151499584
the Armenian supergroup?

>>151499045
>>151499104
Only AW and his ilk consider the Community Shield a competitive match

>>151499576
OH THERE GOES MR BEN10
THERE GOES MR FLOP

my husband keeps asking me to go to bed but Im too preoccupied shitposting about Wirtz

>>151499540
Or 12th Night: "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."

"Be not afraid of mediocrity. Some are born terrible, some achieve mediocrity, and some have mediocrity thrust upon them."

12 Years A Flop

>>151499704
>some achieve mediocrity, and some have mediocrity thrust upon them
I absolve you...
transfer shitters of this world...I absolve you

I hope Coventry get promoted. Lampard back where he belongs in the spotlight getting dicked on by proper clubs

>>151499615
>19th of May-9th of August: Scousaars mock Pep for claiming the charity shield is a legitimate trophy and not a glorified friendly
>10 of August onwards: Scousaars seething because they claim the charity shield is a legitimate trophy and not a glorified friendly after Wirtz got an assist in it (his only one for the club)

>Mourinho:At St James Park home fans don’t come here to watch the game, they come to play alongside the team. This city has a totally different culture to London, and the clubs like Chelsea and Arsenal.I love coming here to play, it’s beautiful. It’s an extraordinary atmosphere in stadium and city.
Based Mou calling out the London clubs and their shit customers

>>151499576
We don’t sign our posts here

looking at who liverpool started yesterday and it actually looks like they set up well
although i wouldve started chiesa over salah
maybe the players are just playing shit

>>151499886
No Liverpool fan is saying this though, you're just as deluded as a scouser

Fagpies against Bentfica tomorrow. We can watch that together.

>>151499888
Mou is just angling for the Newcastle job after Beheddie gets sacked at the end of the season.

>>151499915
they're creating chances but just not putting them in the net.
Chiesa deserves to play but can't drop Salah bc of his career at Liverpool
Can't drop wirtz because £150m
Can't drop Isak bc £200m
Can't drop gakpo bc he's playing good

aw and the loser american arsenal janny kek
no life shutin freaks

It's out!

>>151499835

>>151499888
The atmosphere at St. James' isn't remotely special and that's with their tinpot thing of not permitting away fans at pitch side (no other PL side does this).
Shame Sunderland aren't in the CL instead, great fans and a great stadium. Next season they will be.

>>151499943
Boxing is shit and dead, skating is not a sport, and handegg is not "football".

aw you are the most deluded retard in the world cannot tell who you think youre fooling with your inane spacker ramblings

>>151499953
Seething arsewog

>>151499953
Stadium of light rarely even gets past half capacity, you have no idea what you're talking about. Are you on a proxy?

>>151499953
Had me in the first half NGL

>>151499953
>Blunderland
>Great fans
LMFAO

the championship playoff match between Sunderland and Sheff United last season was a definitive turning point. the Blades have lost 8 out of 10 matches so far and are looking at relegation to League One

>>151499953
>Shame Sunderland aren't in the CL instead, great fans and a great stadium. Next season they will be.
Now this is genuine delusion

What really upsets GB is how much better Sunderland are than them this season. Even Coward was slagging the players off for being complete shite all season.

>>151500006
I think sacking Wilder for zero reason and appointing Ruben Selles was the actual turning point.

>>151500027
Alright Dave lad how’s it going?

sunderland will finish 15th after spunking 250m on players. so obvious no one here actually watches matches

Sorry you guys had to find out this way, but surely it shouldn't be much of a surprise.

>>151499835

Now GB is spamming his fantasies. Sunderland will be getting all 6 points off the Geordie scum this season and keeping 2 clean sheets.

>>151500069
Can guarantee you'd never even heard of Sunderland before they got promoted.

Fagpie meltdown

The Geordie cowards even refused to chant about the Scousers even when they stole their only good player. Probably applauded their late goal.

Welcome to ___

for me peak aw was when the daft cunt got wound up by anons calling arsenal a 2 billion pound stoke and he whinged for 3 whole threads about dyche's everton scoring from corners too

Conspiracy theory being plainly stated on talkSHITE by Adrian Durham that the owners have ordered Potter and Nuno to not play Callum Wilson because he's on a pay-if-you-play contract.
Not that he'd help them out much but what chance does he have to prove otherwise?

>this one sad twat seething over a club that has won a single major domestic trophy in 70 years
I thought Newcastle were irrelevant? Lol.

whos looking forward to some proper 4-4-2 dyche ball then

I was going to talk about West Ham but we're not allowed to talk about teams being mentioned apparently

>>151500260
>dyche ball
We'll be seeing some of this tomorrow against Benfica

>Keep hearing about Sunderland being a leet team this season
>Check them out
>Won 50% of their matches
>Cool
>Out of those 4 wins 3 have came against 18th, 19th, and 20th

>>151500272
obsessed

literally cannot make it up

>>151500267
They're complete shit, not much else to elaborate.

Alright everyone stop talking about shit little Sandcastle (below Sunderland) now, the Sports Bar is on and we can all laugh at Liverpool.

>>151500295
Obsessed about what? I can't help it if Sunderland are being hyped more than Liverpool's summer signings were and are going to turn out just as well as said signings.

>>151500272
happens with every promoted team because no one here watches matches
they've spent too much to not stay up but they'll be solidly bottom half by the end of the season

ive seen enough
west ham are getting relegated

has anyone seen cundy on his way to the studio?

>>151500312
Only person who was going on about them was you.

>>151500348
He just said Liverpool are going down

Imagine building a new stadium and calling it the Hill Dickinson Stadium

Liverpool lost lmao

>>151500348
was a post last thread
accurately predicted an Arne Slot photo as well! that really gay one of him doing the weird pose

>>151500451
i was half thinking ange but then i didnt see cundy out and about myself

>>151500439
Kek!

been looking up recent results and saudicastle got battered the other day and are 14th wtf??

sad fuck is the biggest cancer on this board bar none

GB exposes himself each time (like he does to children)
Mentions his shit club, other people then talk about his shit club and he CANNOT ignore it - just wails like a little cunt. Said nothing about the Scousers!

sad sad fucking freak he is mindbroken by 6 years of dogshit pulisball with fuck all to show for it

>Maccabi Tel Aviv fans will not be able to buy tickets to their away match against Aston Villa next month, the Israeli club have said.
>The decision comes regardless of whether a supporter ban imposed by Birmingham's Safety Advisory Group (SAG) is overturned.
https://news.sky.com/story/maccabi-tel-aviv-fans-will-not-be-able-to-buy-tickets-to-aston-villa-match-13454141
So that's that sorted and all discussion about it will end!

Ben 10.

no one cares you weird fucking freak

he is literally getting angry at posts on 4chan
he'll be up all night seething LOL

>>151497815
AI is so accurate now

>>151500575
Bet it doesn't get anywhere near as much coverage as the earlier news though

bet no one will give two shits no matter how much you spam about it 24/7 on here you jobless windowlicker

>>151500587
LMFAO

If it goes to 15 do they call him Florian 15?

Ruben Amorim is the only manager to win away from home at both Anfield and the Etihad across the last 5 Premier League seasons.

>>151500626
Can you give us a list of things we're allowed to post, apparently even news involving Premier League clubs has seriously set you off.

>>151500575
Good. Now kick em out of the World Cup too.

>>151500650
GB is unhinged

aw
format autist
pure distilled 4chan cancer

3 of West Ham's 4 points came from them beating Nuno's Forest

>>151500650
nah but i have a better idea
go back to r/gunners

i cant believe this godawful liverpool side beat arsenal

arteta OUT

Stop posting about Florian Wirtz. This is your last warning. I. MEAN. IT.

>>151500709
Liverpool was shit. Only a freak set pieces separated them.

>>151500673
forward thinking man

>>151500708
So a news post about Aston Villa means I'm an Arsenal fan.
Ever think you might have 4chan brainrot matey? You do by the way.

>>151500673
Conspiracy theory: Nuno knew he was getting fired and going to West Ham and threw the game

>>151500726
he is a seriously disturbed little man

>>151500726
r/gunners is calling blud
no one here cares or wants to hear your demented /pol/shit

Man City and Liverpool OFFICIALLY have the same chance of winning the league this season at 19.7%.

Arsenal leads by a landslide with over 50% chance.

>>151500762
>>151500762
>>151500762

Reminder David Coote (the nonce) was the only reason Liverpool won the PL last season

Coventry's goals scored is rather insane. More than double the second highest

>>151500782
GD is more than three times, crikey

you people have gone through 3 threads since last night

>>151500979
Scousaars have been seething hard

>>151501116
New
>>151501116
NEW
>>151501116
>(new)

>>151500746
Where's 2018? And 2022? And why Odegaard? He was only there for 2 of those matches?