Thread 151498461

go jays :)

'stros

rockies

'stros

real talk /mlb/... who's advancing tonight?

>>151498506
mariners give altuve so much shit when he comes to the park but I went back and watched all their cheating and he was hardly ever a part of it. just in the world series and it wasn't clear he wanted it.

>>151498530
Jays

jaystros looking for the win tonight

>>151498461 (OP)
max munchy

I need to be bent over, and filled up...

>>151498567
Aren't you supposed to be talking about womens basketball viewership?

Los Doyers are going to sweep aren't they

>>151498697
dodgers in 5 or 6. I have tickets to home games 2 and 3, hoping they win it at home.

Matt Shaw Pete Crow Armstrong and Cade Horton are all going to be champions.

So, /mlb/ is essentially reddit/twitter level of opinions, such as Ohtranny is the goat

How could the "goat" have the following:
-1 ring from an all time super team where he did nothing
-Batting .220 career playoffs
-Batting .105 in the WS
-Only significant playoff moment came in the lowest pressure scenario possible, up 3-0 vs trash pitchers

This is what you call a fraud.

>>151498798
Sic em big dawg

So, /mlb/ is essentially reddit/twitter level of opinions, such as Ohtranny is the goat

How could the "goat" have the following:
-1 ring from an all time super team where he did nothing
-Batting .220 career playoffs
-Batting .105 in the WS
-Only significant playoff moment came in the lowest pressure scenario possible, up 3-0 vs trash pitchers

This is what you call a fraud

>>151498798
he saved last season
>series against padres
>pads quickly go up 3-0
>was looking like recent years of early playoff exit
>"NOT THIS YEAR" -SHOEI OHTANI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwI2RWh6cis

>>151498798
>>151498842
gr8 b8 m8

i bought heredez® taqueria street sauce® original roja (medium) to put on burritos later today and i just tasted it and it's spicy as fuck
dodger fans what the fuck? you eat this every day? if i ever buy something with spanish on it again im buying mild

>>151498866
i tried the green one and it was just OK

>>151498848
>2nd inning game 1 of the first round and up 3-0

Holy fuck kill yourself you complete retard

>>151498890
you don't know this series and these teams. they would have lost if their spirits weren't lifted back up like that

the amount of cope and seethe ohtani causes is hilarious

>>151498909
kek this
if ohtani didn't hit that homerun they get swept by the poodres and roberts loses his job after getting btfo by three straight nlwest teams in october
that was a culture changing swing
>>151498957
dodger haters don't know ball

Thoughts on Trevor May and his baseball youtube channel?

SHOHAYYYY OHTANI

ARRIVES IN THE POSTSEASOM

>>151499022
i dont even watch baseball on tv. its far more efficient to just check the box score and highlights in the morning.
why in the heck would I want to waste time watching people talk about baseball? spoiler: calculators run the league and mistakes make results.

>>151498957
only problem i have with ohtani is the near universal agreement to never allow anyone to do it again. not a unique talent, only a unique opportunity

>>151498909
>>151498969
>SECOND INNING, GAME 1

Let me remind you that the same team went down 2-1 in a best of 5, so that wasn't even the best overcome adversity moment of the series. You are completely wrong

>>151498957
/mlb/ is identical to reddit and every normie platform, all 100% wrong on Ohtranny

The goat in NFL = 7 rings
The goat in NBA = 6 rings
The goat in MLB = 1 ring, does nothing, carried by the #1 super team ever assembled

Could you be any more low IQ cattle following trends?

>>151499101
KEK

Where the fuck is jomboy (jimmy) at? It feels like Jake is the face of their YouTube channels now. He does all of the live game reactions + talking baseball. Then we have JM Baseball with Chris Rose and Trevor Plouffe who provide the only valuable insights into the game. It's starting to feel like he only shows up for Yankees related stuff and his reddit lipreading videos.

>>151499122
he's been doing less breakdowns since MLB bought a part of him so the best guy now is MADE THE CUT

>>151499139
fuck made the cut and his clickbait titles

>>151499022
I enjoy his stuff, he’s good at what he does

>>151499082
>to never allow anyone to do it again
no one else will be able to do it. teams will just look stupid trying to form their own Ohtani

>>151499122
paternity leave

>>151499204
Activate the Chadres sleeper agent

>>151499204
fuck that. unironically they should bring back Knack.

>>151499165
even if they dont become great pitchers and great hitters theres value in being replacement level as both. if you dont think there are 100 guys who could slash 250/350/750 and throw 50 innings at 4.50 you dont know baseball.
they intentionally prevent prospects from developing both skills because they are afraid of injury and foolishly trying to protect the future of guys who dont even make the show 90% of time. 1 in 1000 times they fuck up a great pitcher or hitter but 20 in 1000 will be solid 2 way players. its retarded not to allow it, especially with ohtani lifting the ceiling to MVP level.

my blue rocks

>>151499273
shut up faggot. you don't know shit.

>>151499321
i know ohtani pisses everyone off because he threatens the status quo. union doesnt want 2 way players any more than management. 2 or 3 guys doing both means you dont need 25+ salaries on the roster and 50 minors transactions every season.
but that doesnt mean ohtani is a unique talent

When is Ernie a free agent? Dudes gonna get paid

>>151499204
KEKKLES

my guys SHOHEI OHTANI and CARLOS ZAMBRANO

if only baseball wasn't fighting for 4th place against basketball
>dodgers vs yankees
>STILL lose to college WOMEN's basketball
grim

>>151499465
Also please fuck my ass /mlb/...

>>151498530
If the mariners win the ballgame then they will advance. Otherwise odds are the blue jays will advance to the World Series.

MARINERS COME ON BABY THIS IS THE PLACE THIS IS THE TIME
WE SHINE
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT MY WHOLE LIFE

>>151499465
straight white man's sport ain't for you
go back to watching big black men push tushies

When will it end?

it's over

>>151499370
you clearly have never even had your own baseball glove. you certainly don't have a blogposts worth of knowledge about what it takes to play the game. stfu.

>>151499562
NOOOOOOOOOOO

how many batters until ohtani is up?

i better not see any dogwhistles in the thread!

What the fuck is a very, very Hispanic fan lmao. Redditors are more racist by accident sometimes than this place is on purpose.

>>151499331
ruth played 40 post season games in an era when the post season consisted of the world series. ruth will never be topped
shouldnt even bother recording statistics unless they stop changing the rules every single year

>>151499204
Roki already took his job for the remainder of the postseason.

In a baffling decision, Manager John Schneider is starting career utility man and replacement level player Isaiah Kiner-Falefa instead of heart and soul of the team and the Guy Who Got Us Here Davis Schneider. Think we can go ahead and give a "GG" to Seattle on winning tonight.

/mlb/ is just r/dodgers

grim

>>151499695
Shut the fuck up

>>151499577
mike hampton had a career .246 avg and he wasnt putting in half the work in the cage as ohtani.
not saying everyone can do it. only that ohtani isnt so special that we shouldnt see him as proof more guys can do it. start letting pitching prospects work on hitting through AA and every team with have several 2 way players on the roster by 2030.
its obviously doable, they obvously made a choice to not do it.

>>151499596
based jays gay

>>151499596
Yes the vast majority of Latrine stadium is filled with brown people. 95% of doggie doo fans are latrinos.

>ticketmaster down
>jays fans cant even get in to the stadium

*raises spork*
GO MARINERS

>>151499738
>american company has downtime issues
>canadians get cucked
lel

>>151499695
Probably the right call, I don't feel too confident with Davis in the infield.

Whoever wins, I will root for over the dodgers. Yes I will root for a Canadian team over the dodgers.

>>151499772
Whoa you better hope God doesnt find out

>>151499738
it's revenge
thought the ccp were jays fans but apparently not

but imagine the Mariners world series funko pop we'd get if they won...

>>151499786
>first 10k over 3 days
>not all fans for 1 day
this is burn the stadium down levels of offensive

Sell the team Tom Ricketts you fucking cheat motherfucking cunt you’re burning in hell when you die bastard

any baseballers with the medjeet phenotype?

Fucking bastard fuck

>>151499707
only a matter of time before front offices around the league will be clamoring for your services

>>151499738
this make me happy because this one fuckup will cost them more than they ever hoped to save subcontracting their box office to ticketjews. retards dont always get what they deserve but its great when they do

Rat bastard fuck

>>151499838
you joke but most teams would be well served by paying a novice 250k a year to act as a sounding board and pitch random ideas. 2/3rds of teams in every major sport league are a fucking clownshow.

pretty much

>>151499772
traitor

>>151499898
years back I heard a podcast about people who could disprove Einstein's theory of relativity if they could only figure out the math behind it. Don't be one of those people.

>>151499963
You're brown

>>151499963
brown

>>151499963
senoooooooor

>>151499596
>very, very Hispanic fans
man it's always funny how Reddit virtue-signaling becomes both cringe and super racist at the same time

>>151499707
in cricket we have the term "all rounder" which just means someone who does both. every team has at least one, sometimes up to 4 of them (in a team of 11).

Cricket is as technical of a game as baseball, and the argument of "people cant be both, they need to focus solely on one or else they won't be good" just doesnt seem to apply to every player. There are a good number of players who can do both at a sufficient level.

Now that being said, having all rounders in your team has massive value in cricket because theres no subbing out your bowlers - so maybe if that changed then cricket would take a more baseball like approach.

>>151499968
are you not aware that einstiens theories fail to explain the observed universe? its why they are still theories and not laws.
ohtani unicorn theory is flawed. the reality is a lot of these guys could hit and pitch if given the chance and it would make baseball better for the fans.

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>>151500021
I'm white tho

Does anyone feel like the Brewers got off easy getting swept and only scoring 4 runs. They were the best team in the NL and put up less of a fight than the Phillies and Reds. Everyone was shitting on the Phillies when they lost.

Tony Vitello to the Giants or back to Tennessee?

>>151499923
Meanwhile in reality

>>151500195
>championship series
let's see WS when it's jays vs dodgers

>>151500195
brewers bros...

>>151500195
why are niggerstates supporting the doyers?

>>151499810
no its much better because if there is only 1 day maybe you can't go, spread over 3 days more people have the opportunity to get the giveaway. those says were mon-wed v cardinals, low draw days to begin with.

go mariners!

>>151500195
based snowbirds

oh... so we're going to lose

>>151500219
oh it's because the dodgers have a negrophilic culture

>>151500141
far be it for me to convince you otherwise. though if you feel so strongly about what you're saying why not set up a twitter account? if your beliefs are as plausible as you believe the right people will take them up eventually. I personally doubt it since I think everyone here has heard the sentiments you're expressing on multiple occasions ever since Ohtani came into the league.

>>151500223
shut up, bitch

>>151500195
>two of the brownest states in the country supporting the dodgers
Imagine my shock

>>151500195
Why did my redbros get bent over by bluefags this year

>>151500275
thats insane

>>151498530
Just being 100%, the Jays have a better chance at winning against the Dodgers because the offence is so strong

>>151500275
he's going to enjoy the offseason

the doyers are the symbol of the under-trodden nonwhite in america

the doyers are the symbol of the streets covered with shit from the homeless in america

>>151500243
its a matter of perpective. 2 way players are objectively better for competition and fan enjoyment. but if youre an owner or player you dont want to risk injury on one side for marginal benefit on the otherside. and everyone has hope that theyll make it to the top so nobody wants to take that risk in the minors or college and increasingly HS and little league.
i guess what im trying to say is i wish they would all stop worrying about the money and just try to play the best baseball they possibly can.

>>151500350
that's the giants thoughbeit
it's only san diego which is a good california sports team city

>>151500141
NTA but Einstein theories have been repeatedly confirmed via experimentation. The one thing his theories don’t do is square away general relativity with quantum mechanics, and no physicist to this date has solved the j odors theory problem. You do seem like the kind of person who thinks they’re smarter than they actually are.

Surely LA doesn't have a homeless problem, right? I'd have expected the jews who run the city to have genocided them all like Palestinian children

>>151500275
Wait I might have been at a Yesavage game in Dunedin, I was down there in April

They had $2 mimosa's

>>151500380
>the j odors theory problem
what's that

>>151500396
Unified theory* I deserve this for phone posting

>>151500373
>it's only san diego which is a good california sports team city
somebody post it

>>151500067
i would be very interested in a baseball league that restricted pitching substitions. maybe something like only being allowed to use the 9 guys already on the field.

didnt einstein seethe about metric expansion so he had to add some bullshit to his equations to "fix" them?
also he was famously wrong about quantum mechanics so go figure

>>151500434
not that guy btw GR has held up exceptionally well
it's just funny that it didn't mean einstein was right about anything else

baseball

muncy

>>151500459
Astrophysics

>>151500434
>>151500443
nothing anyone has ever been able to explain jives with quantum mechanics, right?

american cheese

>>151500195
the only way anyone in Texas is supporting Los Doyers is if they only polled CA transplants

>>151500427
it would lower the quality of the play a bit but it would create some kino moments
imagine watching kersh in the outfield because hes not pitching but has to stay on the field

>>151500497
>a bit

DAT FUNSSY MUNSSY

VLAD'S WEARIN A LEAF JERSEY FOR GAME 7

The Blue Jays are Americas team.

>>151500230
CONGRATULATIONS TORONTO, YOU STILL CAN'T WIN A GAME 7

>>151499507
Source?

>>151500163
they lost because
>i'm just happy to be here

so I'm supposed to accept Tom Ricketts in all of his wisdom paid for the Cubs by taking on 800m of debt, put up Wrigley Field as collateral and accepted financing terms similar to a service member buying a Hellcat and now all of a sudden his debt servicing burden is so great that he cant spend money on the team? if that's the case why not just sell the team and take your 5x profit? why keep buying out everything around Wrigley? You're still reeling from Covid? How long is that excuse going to last? Increased the price of concessions by one fucking dollar in the playoffs? Fuck you asshole, burn in hell forever

>and tommy edman continues to rake
-some guy on TBS

>>151500245
I smell fear
are you afraid were going to LET THE MOOSE LOOSE,

>>151499596
That poor Latino family just wanted to enjoy their baseball game and Kobie173 showed up

>https://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-cubs/pat-murphys-excuse-for-losing-nlcs-the-cubs/
Cubgers

my jays losing tonight

>>151500249
most of their merchandise sales are from gang bangers. this "sport" can't die fast enough

>>151499772
I’m torn because I’ve always hated the Blue Jays fans for invading US ballparks but I also hate California.

>>151500620
>I smell
Can you imagine being a frog and sucking americas asshole lol. Probably a somali islam

>>151500663
>invading
no one wants to be in america, but you mutts sure love to grab all the cash i guess honor is negotiable

>>151500384
I can’t tell what level of irony this post is.

>>151498957
Rather than Ohtani, it's the fact Ohtani is on the Dodgers, the most paid and strongest team. It just amplified how much the MLB shills him, where he pretty much is the Japan market and the Dodgers are their golden goose.

>>151500684
I’m a Mariner you guys always show up at T Mobile park and shit up the place you’re supposed to be polite but the Canadians who can’t afford to live in the greater Toronto area shit up the PNW. And I won’t even mention what your Pajeets do to the Bellingham Costco.

>>151500565
>spics triggered by mbappe
every time kek

Tonight we are all Blew Gays

>>151500745
Blow Jobs

>>151500732
who cares you and your faggot xfinity at&t park can fuck off

>>151500230
This'll be the first time someone in a Matthews jersey has won a Game 7

Mariners about to experience the full wrath of peak strength Toronto Blow Jobs

Jays fans and Mariners fans, to be honest, rather than being excited about Game 7, you're probably feeling so nervous you feel like you're going to throw up, and your pulse and blood pressure are exceeding their limits.
If you ever feel like you're in danger, don't hesitate to call an ambulance.
I wish both teams the best of luck.

even though i know better i really want the jays to win now. ameritards are absolutely insufferable.

>>151500928
I hope the blue jays win then their plane crashes on the way to LA for game 3

should I root for seattle or canada?

Who's going to be more deadly today? A Mariners starter on the road or the Jays blowpen?

don't care if it's early, someone bake a game thread plz

>Bieber vs Kirby
As long as they don't put shittle in to close out the game we should be good...

>>151500916
Not me im high as a kite

>>151500959
literally no ass

>>151500928
You should learn to enjoy the moment instead of being a miserable cunt all the time

mariners blue jays gamethread / waiting room
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>>151500954
For this to happen, you'd need an american plane, an american airline and a DEI crew of mutts. Not saying it's impossible

>>151500990
I fucked her

>>151500990
spain or mexico for me
honorable mention ecuador

>>151501034
I can't hear you over the
>annex me harder big daddy usa mutt
cum guzzling going on over there

>>151500670
hon hon hon were yu expecting me to zide with the tabernacs? honhonhonh

>>151500916
Well said, my friend.

CHOKEFEST

>>151499596
They're so fucking racist and don't even realize it

who else here jombie?

>Albert Pujols and the Los Angeles Angels could not come to an agreement on a contract and he has been removed from consideration

Arte be like
>"You're the guy I want but I don't want you that bad. Also AC is really expensive."

>if jays lose
troll reddit
>if jays win
troll X

>>151501334
Or I could just do that here

trolling is immature

How kind of the Chihuahuas to wish Snell the best of luck in the WS :)

>>151501056
>>151501039
Imagine being a Canadian chud lmao.

My Dodgers are going to the world series did you see???

>>151501438
stone washed jean jackets and mullets

>Vladdy wearing the most cursed jersey in order to say "I will show I am stronger than any curse and I will carry this team to the world series"

If he does this he's our Big Papi for sure

no matter what happens, we all agree: LET'S GO ICE and FUCK THE DODGERS

>>151501579
Fuck the feds and the fundies

i love dodgers and i love ICE

>>151501558
what's the lore behind this

>>151501607
The lore is if the jays lose the idiot media will talk about the jersey instead of the jays

>>151500424
post what

>>151501607
The lore is the maple laughs are a joke and cursed

>>151501330
He should go to San Diego

>>151501795
he's handsome
t. hot white girl

over and under bets? the spread/ what do you think the odds of the mariners pulling through are? i was leaning blue jays but the dog is looking good tonight

>>151501837
how about moi?

I’d cover the spread tbqh

let's gooooo

>Pujols disqualifies Angels for his manager position

Lol I'm so sorry angels bro, maybe Pujols just want to he with Tatis jr and Manny. Hope we hire him. Can we have

>>151501935
this makes cappies seethe kek

I need my poo hole filled

>>151502013
kek, was literally thinking this when I woke up today. the hivemind is real

>>151500219
Cause real niggas know what's up

>>151501906
I don't give a shit about any of these teams but I'm rooting for this because dodgers versus Blue Jays would be a bit too much blue

>>151502080
post tits

i just hope its a close game. i really dont know who i want to win. on the one hand the mariners have never been to the ws, but its also really, really funny to keep that alive. however i dont want cucknada to win so i guess im rooting for the mariners.

>>151502555
snell is primarily a streamer. baseball is his side hustle.

Guys....football is on

Where the fuck is everybody

>>151502661
only 1 game on tonight

>>151502661
we're sick of this fucking series just get it over

Not even a game thread for a game 7 /sp/ is dead

>>151502564
>relaxing with a video game
>queue into snell on the other team
how do you fare

>>151502611
go lions haha!

>>151502751
>>151501024

Oh nevermind im retarded

oof

>>151503102
it looks like he's trying to find the wall's g spot

>>151498535
it was 90% Carlos Beltran and a few rookies/2nd years that he convinced to do it. There's a reason Yankees went and snatched him up immediately after 2017 and paid him hush money

doyers are bad for baseball, simple as

>>151503897
gays, browns, losers, and weak losers are saying this

>>151504059
As an Asian, I really like how Freddie, Kershaw, Will Smith, Muncy seem look out for each other because they're whitebros. On the other side, The Dodgers are bringing Korea and Japan together.

>>151504059
I kek when people post this. Of course Harper is going to say that, what player would advocate for themselves to make less money. I don't think doyerbrowns even understand why he would say that.

>>151504518
>I don't think doyerbrowns even understand why he would say that.
Because he's based?

>>151504518
Because you're gay?

>>151504518
Yeah doyerbrowns are poor and retarded

>>151504518
womanly

>>151504616
the right answer

>>151505383
brown mutt

>>151505423
kek seethe bitch

>>151504518
Rational white man
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>>151505454
Third world subhuman spic mutt abominations

>>151505383
is he a womanly faggot?

>>151505383
Kek this

>>151505563
that's what's in

I would fuck womanly muncy ngl

>>151505563
I can tell you've never moved your body in a purposeful way lmao.

It's fucking blue jover.

We’re going to have a comfy West Coast World Series aren’t we?

Death to Canada and pajeets. This is OUR sport

>>151507430
>death to pajeets
>seattle
lel

>>151507430
Several of those insufferable Canadian posters are chinks living in Hongcouver, BC btw.

>>151507494
Do not look up the racial demographics of Toronto and its suburbs. Do not look up the number of pajeets that permanently entered Canada in the last 15 years. For every 1 Microsoft and Amazon tech pajeet we have in the SeaTac area there are 500 in the Toronto metro area

Give to me straight. Do any of these teams have a chance against the Dodgers?

>>151507836
nope
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>>151507816
pajeets are unanimously the most hated race of “people” on the planet. they are nothing more than meat vessels into which primordial evil physically manifests so that it may scam, rape, shit and inconvenience the rest of humanity

BLUE JAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO IT FOR BJ BIRDY

>>151498461 (OP)
Remember, if the Blew Gays win the Dodgers are America's team in this WS and any American rooting against them is a commie subversive who should be launched into the Gulf of America

So you're telling me one of these two shit teams is going to play the juggernaut 500 billion dollar dodgers that cheated the system deferring Ohtanis contract 30 years?

Sportsnet call of the Springer grandslam (you need the 4chan sounds player extension to hear this)

>>151508717
bjs will have home field and the hot hand

You cunts blew it

>>151508717
Yeah. They’re not going to know what hit them.

San Diego is a better sports town than LgAy

Sayonara, /mlb/ bros. It's been a real kick in the dick type year.

>>151508922
And yet the Dodgers are in the World Series while the Poodres sit on the couch. Curious!

>usa vs canada
/int/ won

>>151508985
It's another mickey mouse year

I'm going to convince myself this is a good thing because the Doyers will have fewer home games. I hope the BJs don't just roll over and die like the Brewers but I know Manfred has NFL-envy and wants his dynasty team.

>>151508776
Lel. That’s what fans of the Phillies and Brewers said

>>151508830
I’ll be assuming multiple identities on Chatango and tormenting the schizos on Streameast. Kek

Reminder that the Mariners lost because poodrefags were rooting for them

catbox is down so my webm with audio failed :(

>>151508985
>And yet the Dodgers bought a World Series
ftfy

>canada
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

"Leave canada to me"

>>151509270
Skill issue, don't be a poorfag next time

holy crap the jays are going to the world series

sean won
shitposting won
le epic wholesome redditors lost

>>151509090
So true kek

I dislike Trump but I’ve hated Canadians for much longer than Trump has been a politician. I hope the Doggiedoos bootyblast the Blue Gays as a reminder that they should stick to hockey. I expect Trump to post many 51st state memes and AI videos of him flying a fighter jet and dropping shit on Canada

>>151509407
pedophile

The hardest Dick Punch in your franchise history. The Seattle Mariners have been eliminated from championship contention. Better luck next year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCtqXPPBPkI

mariners wouldve beaten the dodgers so thank you blue gays

Congratulations, Bluebirds. Give the Dodgers hell.

hows nyy gonna live down toronto knocking out LA the year after

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>>151509478
RIP in pieces

HAHAHAHA
GO FUCK YOURSELVES MARINERS
YOURE NEVER MAKING THE WORLD SERIES

YOUR 2025 AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONS, THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS.

It's alright Mbros, we'll BTFO the leafs for you

>>151509090
lol true

Don't worry bros we will defend the American sport.

Your 2025 Fall Classic

*holds up spork*
I think that result is bad for the Mariners World Series chances

>Astros miss the gayoffs
>Marinerds still getting tortured by proxy

It’s never been more over

Toronto has become Americas team. We’re counting on you, Jays. Fuck the Dodgers.

All three strikeouts were ridiculous chases

>>151509490
MEXICO VS CANADA

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED MARINERS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING LOSER FRANCHISE

GGs Mariners, you played some amazing ball. You deserved to be there as much as we did, but someone had to go. If it wasn't my Jays in the ALCS I'd be rooting for you guys.

The Fall Classic returns to Canada.

The Toronto Blue Jays are your 2025 American League Champions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUMUEaaqlWA

Well it was fun while it lasted. M’s run was the only real distraction I had in the train wreck that’s been this year. Good luck Jays.

it's time for the country to unite around the dodgers to defeat the evil canadians

I wanted the Ms to win but the Jays have the best shot at beating the Dodgers, so I can't be that upset.

You did well Mariners

>>151509090
That's what happens when you have fans with loser energy cheer for you

Blue team vs blue team.

imagine all the american dodger haters that will now be c*cked into cheering for the canadian team
LMAO

I hope she gives him the butthole tonight, poor little feller

>>151509521
All of America except SoCal are now honorary Canadians for the duration of the WS. No one likes you spoiled faggots. Fuck the Defferals.

>>151509613
>c*cked into cheering for the canadian team
it'll be the easiest thing i'll ever have to do

>>151498461 (OP)
The Mariners are reddit. Only made the playoffs because of the historic Astros injury crisis. Tried to cheat and injure more players throughout the entire playoffs.
Not surprised they choked at all.

Vladdy crying ;_; me too big boy, I was 9 years old when we went last time. My dad is watching and smiling from ear to ear...

Will the Toronto fans boo Ohtani?

>>151509490
>4 nations hockey
>Stanley Cup
>World Series now
It's been such a kino year for USA vs Canada

>>151509613
Canadian team with nothing but Americans and Hispanics playing on it

>>151509613
If the Mariners had won I unironically would have rooted for the Dodgers. Fuck Seattle.

Ohtani is en route to Toronto

Vladdy ;_;

>>151509654
Maybe when he gets intentionally walked

>>151509613
kek i do be like that

Get the fuck out if you're not pulling for the Dodgers. Shrimple as.

>>151509673
t. Doyerpaco

reminder that if leafs say the blue jays represent canada they are canonically admitting america has won 33 stan lees in a row!

>>151509090
it really do be like that

>>151509564
Dude that at bat by Julio validates all of the boomer bitching and moaning about the way the game is played today. 2-0 count, your best hitter up, and you chase two pitches that were nowhere close

>>151509613
I would have rooted for the faggot dodgers if shitattle had won and now I don’t have to

maybe in the next forty years seattle

>>151509385
>>151509385
>>151509385
>>151509385
>>151509385

uh-oh doyerpacos

>>151509741
They already did with the whole 'We the North' crap with the Raptors.

>USA
>Mexico
>Canada
>Japan

what country ISN'T participating in this world series?

>>151509613
I would cut off my own testicle and eat it first before I ever cheer for the fucking Dodgers.

>>151509753
They are fundamentally bad hitters from a traditional point of view. I think you can have guys like that in your lineup, but you need OBP guys like Clement too

>>151509781
why would I care about a pedophile thread

GAME ENDING STRIKEOUT
LMAO

Dodgers are 8-14 in the World Series, Blue Jays are 2-0, I wonder who's going to win?

>>151509795
Australia thankfully

>>151509833
Julio in a nutshell

that's revenge for 2022 bitch, better luck in two decades

>>151509833
>they said this retarded Dominican is good

canada vs mexico more like

APOLOGIZE.

>>151509838
and the brewers were 6-0 against the dodgers this year heading into the NLCS

I FUCKING LOVE IT HERE

I just don’t see how the blue jays pitching holds up versus the dodgers over 7 games.

>>151509701
Nah I just fucking hate the Mariners more than the Dodgers, now that the Jays got in I'm rooting for them instead.

>>151509888
I’m sorry Mr blow gay

fucking nigger blew it why didnt wilson put in munoz

Dodgers in 5

>>151509888
Stop hurting the bird.

The USA Canada shitposting is already happening!
This is just what I asked for!
>>151509385

honestly the jays and the dodgers have been the only two teams that have actually tried this entire postseason

>Got lucky that the good AL teams shit themselves this season
>Finally get a 2 seed
>Shit themselves with a 2-0 lead in the ALCS
Never change Seattle

It's up to Dodgerchads to stop the leaf menace. Ohtani's got this

>>151498461 (OP)
>THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE
>I FUCKIN' LOVE IT HERE

Now that the dust has settled, do the Jays realistically have a chance against the Doyers?

>>151509507
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>>151509915
>admitting to being an Asstros fag
Lmao

>>151509795
>mexico
fans aren't participating

>THIRD RING CONFIRMED
THIRD RING CONFIRMED
>THIRD RING CONFIRMED
THIRD RING CONFIRMED
>THIRD RING CONFIRMED
THIRD RING CONFIRMED

>>151509950
absolutely not

>>151509920
get fucked

reminder I fucking TOLD YOU leafs Trump would offer Canada a world series AND a stanely cup win for a trade deal.
you're welcome.

>>151509693
Kid Rock looks like that?!

>>151509781
>>151509935
Samefag desperately hoping his thread gets attention

>>151509950
expectations are low, but it was at the start of the regular season too but here we are

>>151509952
>0 rings

>>151509920
Whichever manager was losing was doomed to over manage. Smoltz called it.

>>151509920
ugly bald bitch

>>151509950
the rape hounds are going to rip them to shreds

>>151509952
So close but wrong again.

>>151509666
Are you going to apologize for your NHL teams now?

TOTAL

MARITRANNY

DEATH

>>151509950
not even going to cope by saying yes but shit has happened before

>151509935
no one cares ale

>>151509441
Round 2 of MAGA bants buck breaking Canadians
>>151509693
Kill all leafs! Rake ‘em all!

>>151510027
if that series was your world series, it was fucking awesome ngl

Msbros... plz don't kill yourself, it's just a game

Where my /astros/ fans at

Fucking COMFY game seeing Mariners choke to a GEORGE SPRINGER homerun LMFAO

Dodgers in 5
because they're gentlemen

the teams with the two shitty bullpens made it to the world series. reliever cucks absolutely in shambles.

>top 5 payrolls in the WS again
fuck this sport

>doyerpacos vs leafs

kino

>giving the trophy to the owner of rogers
grim

I hope the Jays win because I like an underdog

top two comeback teams from this season

>>151509948
you are forgiven for the Little move in Game 5

>>151509958
When did Walgreens get a team?

What is it with teams that have never won and being unable to get over the hump even when all the odds are in their favor? Mariners started 2-0 winning both games in Toronto and still found a way to choke it all away. You couldnt make it more painful for Ms fans if they tried to.

reminder NOT to dog whistle any dirty spics

>2024
>Tigers meme their way up to a 6-seed
>embarrass houston
>go down in 5 in the ALDS to the 2-seed because they can't score for Skubal
>2-seed loses to the 1-seed AL East champ
>1-seed AL East champ gets bootyblasted by the Dodgers

>2025
>Tigers meme their way down to a 6-seed
>embarrass cleveland (finally)
>go down in 5 in the ALDS to the 2-seed because they can't score for Skubal (twice)
>2-seed loses to the 1-seed AL East champ
*you are here*

>>151510019
Nope, Lord Stanley's Cup is on rightful American soil.

I predicted this, btw. I knew Nintendo was going to force the Ms to tank the game so Japan could appear united behind Ohtani. This is why Munoz wasn't put in when he should've been, that HR was planned from the start >>151509920

>>151510018
Based and I agree

it's kino when canadian politicians say coast to coast to coast (arctic ocean)

>>151510101
It could have been a walkoff
That's what I was hoping for desu

>>151510081
hockeys the only sport with soul. all other leagues award the trophies to the owners

G1-Snell
G2-Yama
G3-Glasnow
G4-Ohtani
This gotta be the way to go, right?

>>151510101
The Mariners are unironically a cursed franchise. They're all losers, all their fans are losers, everyone who lives in the city of Seattle are losers.
They don't deserve shit.

>>151510116
It’s either that or Mexico bud

IKF is gonna win a series before Aaron Judge.
What a farce

baseball is boring…

t. reluctant dodgers fan

Fuck the blow gays, let's go dodgers!

>>151510175
what happens to him at the end?

>>151510140
Yeah, Ohtani doesn't pitch on normal rest so he only goes once for the series. Except maybe a short emergency bullpen appearance G7

They raised this Dominican boy on bagged milk. It’s kind of heartwarming to see him bring home the pennant.

>>151509958
Think he's ever going to the Mound at all?

laugh at the seattle mariners and their fans

This must be an absolute nightmare for Yankee fans. The team that eliminated them this year and the team that eliminated them last year. FUCKING KEK

Reminder that blue jays winning it all saves baseball in 2027

>>151510136
Its basically the same result but sure
>>151510148
Im not an Ms fan its just fucking wild to me that they werent able to even make it to the World Series. Up 2-0 and going back to Seattle would basically be a death sentence to most teams. I dont even like Seattle its just surprising

Glad my jaystros pulled through. Springer will always own you nintenyearolds

>>151510233
maybe if they learned how to field a ball it'd be different

Which way western man

Blowjobs getting 4-0d by the bankdgers

>>151510218
For how annoying they have been they unironically deserve this and worse

>>151510242
If you follow Seattle at all it’s not surprising in the least. 2-0 was a guarantee that it was going to be an epic letdown

>>151510253
Go Jays

>>151510253
dodgers game 5

>the following program may contain coarse language, viewer discretion is advised

LMAO

FUCKING LMAO SPORTSNET HAHA

>>151510253
leafs in 8

>I-I'm not rooting for America's team because they did something the league lets them do
Major treasonous faggot energy

>>151510253
jays will blow up the death star, screencap this and check my digits

>>151510224
>Keep crying bitch nigga

>>151510253
I choose the boycott way. not watching

>>151510253
Dodgers will heem them.

>>151509950
If the Jays win 2 games, its a moral victory

>>151510253
Lakers in 5

>>151510218
This shit is so fucking funny, you literally could not make up a more cursed team if you tried.

>>151510282
>America's Team
Dude like half the Dodgers are Hispanics and the rest are Japanese

>>151510278
Imagine watching a fucking camera and not enjoying the moment with the people around you

>>151510253
I hate how sports gambling is constantly shoved down everyone's throats so I'm goin with Jays. I also want to see Freddie Freeman get his veneers smashed in with a crowbar but I guess you probably can't have everything.

>>151510197
CIA gets him

>>151510307
he died in a helicopter

The Toronto blue jays are going to the World Series

MY GOAT

>>151510319
>enjoying the moment
>baseball

Ohtani is way better than Judge and Raleigh.
>hahaha, we are getting ohtani out, yes
>what the fuck? he's pitching and striking us out. that shit isn't suppose to happen. when did batters pitch in baseball?
Its gonna be like that

>>151510253
My penis says Jays in 7 but my brain says Dodgers in 5

>>151510294
>venezolANO
You have to go back

>>151510317
And where do those spics and chinks live and train and play their games, pray tell?

>>151510350
Judge is a fucking statpadder lol

la is fucking done

i pray to god we throw at muncy's head, that will make the entire year worth it

SCHERZER GETS ANOTHER WS
>SCHERZER GETS ANOTHER WS
SCHERZER GETS ANOTHER WS
>SCHERZER GETS ANOTHER WS
SCHERZER GETS ANOTHER WS
>SCHERZER GETS ANOTHER WS

>>151510282
>america's team

>>151510278
>recording of a screen recording an epic turning point in the game

Pnw needs another team, now the question is, Portland or Vancouver? Whos getting it?

>>151510349
There’s only a few moments you can enjoy onions yes why are you greentexting venezolANO

>>151510101
>>151510148
>>151510242

It's not that surprising imo, being a perennial loser means not knowing what it takes to win, and that leads to a higher likelihood of making mistakes in crucial moments.

Being up 2-0 and 3-2 in the series with a first-time World Series appearance on the line was too much pressure for players that had never been in that situation before. There's no "curse" involved with shit like this, it's cultural and habitual. Not just the players either, I don't think the Mariners have even had a good manager since Piniella.

type to eat some chicken nuggets with rice

>>151510282
Padres fans will never root for the D*dgers kys

>>151510093
Sportsnet just put a coarse language warning on because of it. First time I've ever seen that.

Is Tommy John so scary that managers will sabotage themselves by pulling their starting pitcher after 60 pitches?
Idk why Kirby couldn't play at least one more inning

>>151510385
Right now neither because Salt Lake City is in line for the western expansion

>Maritrannys OUT
>L/a/troons NEXT
You have been warned

>>151510347
why are they all fat fucks nowadays
They need to unjuice the bats and stretch the bases another 15 feet out so these "athletes" actually have to do something besides standing around for 3 hours

>>151510242
>>151510148
>>151510101
Manager should get fired for this
Best team the shit ass franchise has ever had and you punt a 2-0 lead in the ALCS

>>151510253
Jays winning is best for baseball

I'm so happy bros. I was nine years old since this last happened. My dad enjoyed the hell out of it and he's not here but I know he's watching and still enjoying the hell out of it. ;_;

>>151510418
it gives them power

>>151510429
holy fuck you are old lmao (I was 7 in '93)

>>151510242
The problem is they don't even get a homefield crowd when they play at home vs toronto because every jeet from vancouver comes across the border to fill up the stadium.

>>151510253
Dodgers are going to rip the Jays' balls off. 5 games, MAYBE 6

>>151510418
If you want to watch a bunch of men do cardio then go back to hockey. Baseball is a gentlemen’s sport.

>>151510429
hell yeah bro that's what its all about

>>151510418
Every know and then, a big hitter or a pitcher will get the crazy idea that if they turn themselves into a fatass, it will give them more power where they need it
which is of course, absolutely true

>>151510451
SEETHE BITCH

there's no way doyerpacos get butthurt when white people support the white team

>>151510458
Canada will win the World Series to spite Donald Trump inshallah

>>151510451
Maybe if you didn’t have shit fans this wouldn’t happen?

>>151510429
Based

>>151510393
And that's why Poodrepacos will never experience victory

Zuttkaner malding kek

>>151510451
Vancouver is full of chinks, anon. For jeets it's Toronto.

>>151510493
Canada winning a WS before a Stanley Cup would actually be pretty funny

>>151510517
Because we dont root for our rival? Shut the fuck up

When did 4chan become obsessed with Indians? I didn't see a single one in the stands in either city.

>>151510544
Uh oh! Melty!

>>151510557
spics think they can score white people points by hating on indians

>American League
>Canadian Team wins
Burger bros, explain yourselves

>>151510422
Normal franchises would do so. We are not a normal franchise. Nothing is normal about being the only team to never make it. Sad thing is Dan took us the closest we ever got… twice. I can be mad at him (and I am) for not being better but he’s the best we have to offer. No one wants to fix Seattle.

>all the marinerfaggots disappeared
Just happened later in the season but like clockwork
Fair weather faggots

>>151510429
Based

>>151509543
>>151510056
you still live in houston LMAO

>>151510564
At least I know I am talking to a retard lol

>>151510575
what I don't get is why did he keep Canzone in the lineup, did he even get a single hit all playoffs like lmao

>>151510557
Zuttkaners inferiority is showing

>>151510543
Not really we already won a niggerball cup or whatever

It feels wrong that they arent a part of this roster

Fuck the doggie doos

__ in a few

>>151510608
No it doesnt

>FOX keeps hyping up Cal Raleigh as the MVP
>does fucking nothing all series

Dad was one of the first Jays fans who went to the first game in Exhibition Stadium, the infamous snow game...

Seeing Gausman all emotional is crazy, dudes first WS after so many years too. What a ride.

Hold your head up M's, you'll get there yet, you got a young team full of potential.

>>151510595
Yeah I actually thought there was hope until I realized it was Canzone with two outs to go. He’s a guaranteed out. And then of course Julio is too easy to bait with everything on the line. If he wouldn’t have swung at anything he would have walked. But he wanted to save the season.

>>151510611
This

did anybody have "isiah kiner-falefa in the eries" on their bingo card?

>>151510649
Reddit comment

Schneider dropping more cusses :(

A DIWHALI WE WON'T SOON FORGET!

>>151510639
but he heckin' catches the ball from the pitcher!

>>151510659
Don't care lol haters get fucked btw

nu
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Nu
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>>151510649
No it’s going to be a rebuild next year. We lose Naylor by next year almost certainly so there goes our best player and Cal is going to be cold next year so we won’t have home runs to save us. Mariners are out for several years.

>>151510766
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>>151510766
NEW

>>151510429
BASED

>>151510278
WATCH THE FUCKING GAME

>>151510253
Springer is honorary White and based

>>151510018
My halos getting some love tonight :)

>>151510429
Go jays (fellow bird team enthusiast)

>>151509783
>1985
May Don Denkinger burn in hell forever.