Thread 151510766

>>151510766 (OP)
erm I just beat Bowser in the Koopa Cup in Mario Baseball

The Dodgers are Americas team. They represent the future of the white race. Get used to it you animals.

>>151510766 (OP)
>third place thread
Kwab.

>>151510766 (OP)
The Mariners have never lost a World Series

>>151510903
no other group in the world is trying to bring japan and korea together like the dodgers are right now. shame on both of their countries' governments. jesus' favorite team

it begins

>>151511111
CHECKED

why do chicanos seethe at white canadians so much

>>151512874
My reply to previous . Also I texted my fiancee and she told me that Blue jays had a more better chance clapping Dodgers booty than Mariners, with her saying "Didn't the Dodgers swept the mariners last game?"

Lnaaaooooo sorry Mariners, but yeah I think blue gays did you a favor desu.

Buffalochad here, KEK MEMENERS

>>151512901
DodJays?

MARNIERS
>MARNIERS
Also, MARNIERS

Did I mention, MARNIERS?

OOF
>>151512932

>>151512917
FAGint kek!

ohtani boos will be deafening

FAGGOTners

>>151510766 (OP)
the dodgers are going to RAPE those niggas lol

>>151512967
FAGint? FAGint kek!

What’s everyone’s predictions for next year? Tigers? brewers? Pirates? Mets?

Honestly every time someone says the dodgers are going to sweep or rape the jays it feels like a jinx and the jinxes are piling up.

Bros, it's unbelievable. I'm so happy.

>>151512986
>I'm so happy.
yay!

Zuttkaner still malding kek

We avenged the cubbie bears, now it's time to avenge the mariners.

>>151512986
alcs celebrations were nice to watch. dodgers couldn't give less of a shit

>>151512982
yes

Imagine being Bazardo right now. Imagine being Dan Wilson right now.

Zuttkaner speaking truth to power tonight

Couldnt have happened to a larger piece of shit like Cal. Fuck you and your no chin having ass face, bitch.

>>151512914
The thing is, this is probably true. I don't think the AL west (besides the angels and a's) is going to be as soft as some people might think either.

>>151510766 (OP)
this is mean.
sry Msbros. Tough luck. Of all the contenders this season, I found you all to be some of the more pleasant fans. Your boys had an amazing year. t-mobile is a great park, they did the hot dogs from heaven thing when I was there and it was pure sovl. I hope to see you guys next October.

Fuck the mariners and fuck the dodgers

>>>/wsg/6005577

listen to poolio ahahahaha

Scherzer is about to tie the record for most WS appearances with the most teams.

>>151513033
All they do is spam the same wholesome chungus memes over and over

>>151512319
Could be worse

>>151510766 (OP)
KEK fucking mariners are an embarrassment

>>151512982
Dodgers are threepeating

>>151513060
Yes probably. Who in the AL?

Reminder

>>151512998
and then there was one

>>151513066
Red Sox, Dodgers will beat the three biggest AL East teams

>>151513072
Look at her go!

>>151513048
kek more like Loseriana

>>151512998
we're avenging the philthies you retard

>>151511111
Nice.

>>151513045
I enjoy their self-aware, self-deprecating posts, and I prefer it to le edgy pol humor.

>>151513045
where exactly

Mariners really made the yordan alvarez game the second most gutwrenching loss in franchise history

>>151513107
which one?

Kinda feel bad about it. It was supposed to be their first WS. It's like putting down a dog.

>>151513103
fag

>>151513071
Based Hoff

>>151513107
Yordong and Springer just love fucking the memeners

>>151513071
This (being part of a much larger issue) is why the Mariners will never make it to the World Series. A level headed hitter would have been walked. By and large the mariners are emotional and snap under pressure. Julio wanted to hit a home run. He wanted to be a hero. Instead of being a team player and getting on first.

>>151513116
more like putting down a grizzly bear. until springer jays season was over

>>151513116
No don’t feel bad. Dan Wilson panicked and took out Woo. That’s not what a World Series team would do. We didn’t deserve it. You do. I’m inclined to think we will never make a World Series but in a decade or two, who knows eh?

Jays last went to the Series in 93, here were your HR leaders for that season. Say something nice about them.

>>151513141
>Robbie Ray on short rest to close it out
What was Servais cooking?

>>151513116
>feel bad
Lmao don't
Fuck everyone, get the ring. There no friendshio in baseball. It's why cubgers is going to destroy the Dodgers.

>>151513155
there is no cubgers

>>151513141
God I really hope we don't get fucked with injuries next season.

>>151513036
Is that his cheat sign?

>>151513038
Team is unironically broken
Especially in that franchise

Mariners fan coming in with a request.

First of all, congrats on making the World Series.

I used to live in LA. Moved there in '07, back when the Dodgers were a shadow of what they are today. I decided that I needed a team to root for when I moved there, thought it'd help me feel more connected to the city. And I figured that the Mariners would never see the Dodgers but maybe once every five years since the leagues never played each other back then. So, I became a Dodgers fan.

I ask of you, I beg of you, please kick the shit out of Toronto.

Ruin that loser-ass cheater George Springer's life, bring out Kendrick Lamar to throw out the first pitch at game 3, do whatever it takes. I believe in you.

>>151511111
Checked

>>151513083
Got 'im right where I want 'im

>>151513141
have teams stopped doing this to their starting pitchers yet? I think of Ray, Wacha, Kershaw, and Cortes as being thrown into shitty spots like this and screwing it up.

>>151513179
Lol it happened to Kershaw AGAIN this playoffs they just managed to survive it. Dodgers are not as strong as their record looks.

I’ve seen the Red Sox, White Sox, and Cubs all win a World Series in my lifetime. I believe I WILL see the Mariners make it to the World Series as well.

>>151513166
Yeah. It’s going to be a rebuild next year. But hopefully we get the wildcard in a few years. This team? this roster? It’s gone. It will split up.

>>151513179
Teams still use starting pitchers as relievers in the playoffs if that’s what you’re asking

>>151513190
:(

>>151513168
based RC

>>151513188
cleveland will break the cubs title drought record before the memeiners win the pennant at this rate

>>151513188
Not for a while anon. Nobody gets a turn just because. This was the best the mariners have ever been. And they still had the same mariner sickness. We will make it but it will be with a team unrecognizable from today. Julio will probably still be there though. Just with grey hair and batting .180

The Japanese are too savage with their memes.

>>151513188
I never thought I’d see my team win one. Just keep the faith, optimism is never a bad thing…

>>151513192
Yeah but I guess I meant in high leverage spots instead of length ones. I also remember Maddon saying he wasn't going to use Jon Lester in situations with runners on and then he brought him in with 2 guys on base and he threw a wild pitch that scored both runners kek

>>151513186
kershaw is a low leverage reliever that pitched in a game they were losing

>>151513210
I’m not going to say anything rude about you or the Japanese or this picture. I’m being a good person now for the rest of my life

>>151513188
Lucky for them they all root for real teams

>>151513188
There's always next year (to lose to the Dodgers!)

>>151513212
We are approaching 50 years as a franchise.

>>151513214
Yeah they still do, there just hasn’t been any noteworthy blow ups recently. And yeah my friend is a cubs fan, he always says Maddon tried to give that World Series away

>Los Doyers win again lol
Nice "sport" ya got there, faggots.

Atleast the Mariners aren't about to go bankrupt like the Padres lmao

no one cares doyerpaco

everyone cares doyerchad

Dodger fans be like ay yo im dumb poor and brown

>>151513237
Maybe they will relocate and get a better name.

>>151513237
They are spiritually bankrupt though

Who ya got?

>>151513249
This is true. The batting in the 8th and 9th inning was the most Mariners thing I’ve ever seen as a Mariners fan. Absolutely. No fight left even though it’s just one run in two innings

>zuttkaner seething
kwaz

>>151513252
>11 upvotes
would using the phrase "this time black people can understand" be as well received?

>>151512986
Nobody cares, faggot ass nigga. Drop dead.

who is that

kek they do be poors

>>151510766 (OP)
Mariners fans are so dramatic. Try being a Dodgers fan. You wouldn't last one 8th inning.

>>151513268
It is a great comfort to know that at least I don’t live in California.

Blue Jays don't have the pitching to contain the Dodgers, the Mariners did. This World Series is going to be one sided

>>151513252
it's funny because the guy that wrote this is probably white and doesn't realize both of those artists have majority white fanbases

zuttydoo 'em!

>>151513277
Mariners got swept by the dodgers. Jays won atleast one game against them
Honestly it seems one sided regardless who would’ve won tonight

I only care about sports when my state's team is starting to do well
As a WAfag I'm fairly disappointed. Would have been happy with at least being able to say we finally hit the World Series
But being a WAfag is largely about coming to terms with disappointment (in more than just sports)

jays fans literally cant lose. They either get to celebrate a world series or they get to celebrate not being a doyerpaco

>>151513286

The Brewers were 6-0 against the Dodgers, regular season record doesn't mean shit.

>>151513294
Atleast you guys got the Seahawks. Well… who’s decrowning the rams out of the nfcwest

>>151513286
Correct.

>>151513281
drake has white fans
kendrik has brown ones

When I think about it. Baseball has to be a soul crushing sport to ever exist. Blowing a lead or giving up a HR seems more Psychological damaging than Football/Basketball. That shit lingers in your head forever. Football players or NBA players can shrug it off, but with baseball? That's like to the grave.

>>151513277
Blue Jays lineup is good enough to get their 4 aces out of the game early to feast on their BP, though.
Dodgers offense needs to step up this series. Gotta need lots of runs.

>>151513298
That was a slumping injured dodgers team the brewers swept. No Snell, no Pitchtani, and no Roki.
But I get your point

>>151513302
football is getting more boring I haven’t watched a single Seahawks game this year even though they are 5-2

>>151513305
lol lmao even. Imagine being this out of touch. Or is this Zuttkaner bait?

>>151513305
Drake has female fans
K-dot has numale fans

>>151513305
I don't really care about the minutia of this. Rap is a mainstream music genre and they're two of the biggest rappers in the world. For redditors to pretend like "white people" aren't aware of this beef is just odd reddit self-flagellation to signal to nons that they're "one of the hip ones"

>>151513324
please be kind zutttranner lives in the third world he wouldn't know about america or baseball

why are you guys talking about rap music

>>151513342
rap is CRAP
and this place is a SHIT HOLE

>>151513342
Game isn't on till Friday

>>151513334
Now this is more accurate desu

>>151513342
because a reddit chad posted this picture >>151513252

That's why. If that's not OK why don't you give us a list of things we are allowed to talk about

>>151513355
>please please please please reply to me
Okay here

get fucked xheattle

>>151513357
I was literally answering your question you simpleton

>>151513360
Trash can man do be like dat

>>151513363
>that (You) was not enough I am angry with you
Okay here is another

I love rap, hip-hop, bebop, afro beat, funk, reggae and the ‘lot

How would I go about learning prices for concessions at different parks. I figure they would respond to a kindly worded email, no?

>>151513374
some anon posted an infographic of the average price of ballpark hotdogs around the league a few weeks ago
I'm sure the info is out there for you anon

Canada hasn't won a sports thing my entire life. We will restore order to the world even when drumpf worships chaos

>>151513360
off the floor on the board

>>151513380
everything I've seen is either a couple years old or dubiously sourced

>>151513369
YES YES

Mariners fans deserved that for crying over a tie in the alds

>>151513385
Funny that you say that. Lots of Redditors are wanting the jays to win to stick it to Donny Dipshit

FUCK the dodgers

>>151513397
I actually have no idea what you’re talking about.

>>151513401
The thing is I want ohtani to win more too he's crazy good. At least he won last year

>>151513385
The Raptors won in 2019. Are you 5?

>>151513350
Rap is good when it was about niggers being niggers, and making confessions about why we shouldn't freely live near each other. Plus the universal themes of making money, having sex with women, and disregarding homosexuals. Then Kendrick comes along with midwit political wokeness that the Jews make popular in a fruitless effort to make rap "artistic and deep" when it just doesn't slap as a hard calling others rapper faggots.

>>151513369
Nah he said he love rap, hip-hop, bebop, afro beat, funk, reggae and the ‘lot lil bro def invited to the cookout

>>151513160
either way you won't be all that good

>>151513414
How the fuck did I forget that lmao. I think I blocked the NBA out of my memory after that atrocious last year with OKC being rigged for by the refs. Jokic shoulda won last year but they let Caruso bear hug him every game, disgusting.

are the mets better than the astros

>>151513414
I miss the Sonics…

>>151513429
we all love the Mets

>>151513431
>a guy cried
Okay.

>>151513443
hell yea brother

>>151513414
No one cares about apehoop

>>151513431
hahaha i'm so glad these faggots got to see their team lose after thinking they had won, i bet at least a few of them will even end up killing themselves because it was springer who did it

>>151513431
hope this guy is ok tonight

>>151513457
he's playing his switch 2 as we speak

>>151513473
I’m considering getting the switch 2 for duskbloods. I haven’t owned anything Nintendo in a long time

>>151513484
yeah duskbloods looks cool

>>151513426
Flagg was supposed to go to Toronto before the rigged draft/Luka trade. Can't believe people here are seriously telling me they'd rather watch the modern NBA over baseball.

>>151513484
>>151513492
Does look kinda sick, hadn’t heard of it. I kinda want a steam deck tbqhwutho.

>>151513495
Yeah that draft did seem super rigged, but apparently the process is pretty hard to fake and ran by a 3rd party. Not sure how they went about that.

>>151513457
Hope he’s dead

It was the ending I wanted. Especially the class your fans showed Springer as he laid out on the ground. Fitting he finished ya off!

>>151513525
They cheered after he got up.

>>151513525
Manufactured drama. Can’t we just be satisfied that it was a good series? Unlike the slurper in gaysconsin.

choketani will return and the jays will win

>>151513525
Schneider was being retarded and didn’t understand it’s standard practice to cheer and clap when an injured player stands back up.

>>151513548
I hear he is on a plane to Toronto for real this time. Expect a press conference on Friday. Big things!

>>151513551
He learned nothing but the best from being a manager of the Vancouver Canadians.

>>151513040
Damn. I hate the Blew Jeets but Max is such a great competitor.

(José Tabata can go die in a fire.)

>>151513484
I don't know what Duskbloods is but I bought a Switch 2 on a whim a few months back when I was driving by a best buy one morning and saw a bunch of nerds lined up outside and correctly assumed they must have had them in stock that day. The new Mario Kart and Donkey Kong games are pretty good. I'm a normie tho.

Well, it's time for dodger baseball. Hope they sweep Canada.

>>151513586
Fuck you

that funky muncy

>>151513589
You can’t speak that way to your ruling country.

>>151513586
based doyerbong

>>151513589
No fuck you, leather man.

Did you know all hispanic culture is downstream of puerto rico? Which is the richest latinx country (besides tax evasion states) simply because it was Blessed by Contact with Superior Anglos?

Did you know despite that Blessing they're still cursed to be 20% negro and their dialect of spanish is considered to be ebonics by spanish speakers?

Did you know that's WHY spanish speakers all love puerto rican culture and their cultural godking bad bunny?

That's right, every single hispanic is a sigger. They worship their blacks more than anyone.

>>151513602
I am inside your home.

kanye mogs kendrik and drake

>everyone expects yankees to sweep jays
>they win
>everyone expects jays to take game 1 and 2 off a beat-up mariners
>they lose
>everyone expects the marines to sweep the jays after losing both home games
>they win

honestly, I'm feeling okay. Worried about having no lefties to put down ohtani, but jays have done decent against cy young caliber pitchers

>>151513621
Drake was never good
Kendrick has a couple good albums but is massively overrated
Kanye has been terrible since like 2015 but his best before that obviously mogs both

>>151513621
wouldn't know, I don't listen to rap because it's stupid.

which playoff team has the most cute fans in the stands

Will the Brewers be good next year?

>>151513649
I say this as a horny dodgerchad with very low standards who loves milfs, chubbers, and women of all shades... not the dodgers.

>it was we were gonna have 80 wins
>it was vladdy's gonna sign in jew york
>it was we're gonna choke the division
>it was the stankees were gonna sweep up
>it was the mariners were gonna embarrass us

>>151513622
The Mariners showed how good pitching can slow down the Jays offence, but I don't know how the Dodgers would react if suddenly their starters were getting slapped around for the first time this postseason. It all hinges on whether or not the Jays offence can figure out the Dodgers' pitching.

I don't know why everyone's so blackpilled about the mariners, this is the most optimistic I've been about this team since I was like 6 years old. I assumed the season was over when they lost game 1 to the tiggies, and I assumed they would get swept by the gays after game 5 went to extras, so I can't feel disappointed with how it ended. Plus they still have a solid young core locked down, and as long as they fix the black hole that is the bottom third of the lineup I think they have a decent shot at the division.
They need to pay Naylor whatever he wants, sign some real corner outfielders, and for the love of god let Geno walk in free agency even though the reddit chungus portion of the fanbase loves him.
I'll see you faggots next season, hopefully the dodgers sweep

>>151513673
This is why no one likes you faggots.

>>151513673
You guys were like 9 outs away from your first pennant in team history then blew it. It’s a tough loss to stomach for anyone.

I’m so glad we won but ngl I feel terrible for the mariners a lil bit who knows if they ever get this far again literally everything perfectly aligned and they still lost those players genuinely look like they just got tortured during the post game interviews

>>151513673
>there’s always next year
For 48 years yeah that is the mariner motto but this was the team and the year. We will be worse next year. Cal will not bail us out on HR next year and Naylor is going to walk.

>>151513701
Probably not. I don’t see them making the wildcard even in 2026

>>151513673
>2002 is our year!!

how are mariners fans still alive

>>151513711
I agree Cal will regress hard, like 30 dingers max, but he's still young and has improved every year and will be one of the best catchers in the league at the very least. Julio and the rotation will also continue developing, we'll shuffle the bullpen around and turn a few randos into sub-3 ERA guys like we always do. We have a stacked farm system with some mlb ready guys to fill some gaps. The only real concern for me is Naylor, but even if we lose him, we played most of the season without him anyway. Either way I think we're one big acquisition away from being serious contenders again.

>>151513722
Who are you quoting

>>151513733
because baseball is just a sport and not really that big of a deal

>>151513746
I am quoting optimistic Mariners fans after losing their last ALCS in 2001 who would not see the playoffs again until 2022

>Los Angeles Illegal Aliens
You can't make this stuff up!

>>151513733
I'd be delirious by this point and most of if not a full bottle deep
bless their hearts that was horrible to watch from afar

>>151513758
Ayy lmao aliens would be a cool mascot

>>151513755
Oh ok, I don't see how that relates to my post though

FAGints kek! FAGints kek!!

thoughts? concerns?

>>151513762
it hurts but actually it feels kind of like this is how things are supposed to be.

Lil late night FAGints kekkin goin on?

who is she talking to

>>151511111
Neither have the Jays and they've actually been there.

>>151513777
The Jays were +850 vs the Yankees +250 and the Mariners +150 to win the American League. LA is a titan but the Jays already beat long odds just to make it this far.

Having the regular season win record is better than going to a world series but mariner fans just wanna be whiny little sad bois like their hero Kurt Nobrain

>>151513772
You are just like the optimistic mariner fan from 2001. And the mariners will reward your optimism. Reminder they almost didn’t make the playoffs this year, like most years. Imagine just being slightly worse. A loss here and there. A long single instead of a honed run there. No one hitting as many Home Runs as Babe Ruth. It’s that simple. The Mariners are always just short of success. It’s who they are.

Zuttkaner still seething kek

>>151513806
No it’s not don’t be retarded. It’s a fun fact it’s not a trophy.

>>151513810
Midwit take. Science lovers know every single team has exactly a 1/30 chance to win it all every season.

>>151513818
Oh. Didn’t realize this was a Mariner false flagger. You got me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCgTn0vaB28

i can't believe we got our kawhi walkoff moment, there's never been a game 7 homerun like this before

>>151513810
>You are just like the optimistic mariner fan from 2001
But I'm not, because it's 2025

>>151513765
>he doesn't know

>>151513810
>if you take away all the good things they did, they wouldn't be good
Is there name for this retarded argument?

it's so funny how joe davis straight up calls out that munoz should be getting ready as soon as two men got on but dan wilson is too clueless

>>151513831
Could not happen to a less deserving player

>>151513873
SEETHE

>>151513857
My original post stated they were going to be slightly worse next year. And cal wasn’t going to bail them out on home runs. Mariners next year are going to be the Astros if this year.

>muh witches
kwab dumbass mariners fans trusting black magic like there isn't a billion stories telling them that it always bites you in the ass

>>151513701
stop being a faggot. these are competitive sports

>>151513946
I have old acquaintances who were larping that witch hex for the mariners thing and it’s a small comfort to me knowing he and his wife lost even though I did too

>>151513952
may their loss outweighs yours

>Kendrick Lamar vs Drake part 2 Electric Boogaloo

Now the Dodgers can't afford to lose to the Jays.

Jays should have JayZ perform at the worlds eries

what were the highlights of the dodgers brewers series

>>151513906
The Jays are a bonafide lunchpail crew. Vlad might be the MVP but they have hard workers up and down the lineup. Clement, Lukes, Gimenez, Kirk, etc etc all invaluable to the Jays’ success

Is the National League just awful except for the Dodgers?

>>151513962
Genuinely who are those people

>>151513991
Elderly black m musicians

>>151513210
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVRrgelVuSw

My Doyers finna gape em

Dodgers will sweep the World Series

>>151513722
My halos confirmed playing in WS next year?

>NLCS
doyers avenge cubgers.
>WS
doyers avenge cubyalgeriners

Now that I've had time to think about it and process the loss, I've decided that I still want the Doyers to sweep the Blow Gays.

Oh me? I hope both teams lose >:D

I will once again be laughing when the jays win after everyone doubts them

>>151511111
Blessed digits

>>151514056
kys

Still laughing at the Mariners holy shit lmao they really thought they had a chance

Still laughing at the Blue Jays holy shit lmao they really think they have a chance

was that the best of the playoff series so far?

>>151514184
Easily

rape hounds are going to annihilate the blow gays

>>151514062
>doyers avenge cubgers.
this is unhinged...
>doyers avenge cubyalgeriners
this is inCane's...!

>blow gays only have righties
rape hounds gonna feast

>>151514160
The fact they blew it twice would imply they indeed had a chance.

i feel so bad for the mariners man...but don't fret... next year we'll get our fun vedder cup world series and we'll all be happy then!

they'll make it back in another 24 years. let's hear it for the 2049 AL west champs!!

Icarus laughed as he fell.

Dodgers haven't won at a WS at home since 1963. Thank you Blow Gays!

>>151514223
Wait your turn, 2026 was always the plan!

i enjoy the mariners being cursed, so i'm happy it's gone this way even with the playoffs being much easier to make now. feels like only a matter of time though

>>151514241
*blocks your path*

>>151514245
not the ears!!

what have you achieved in the last 7 months anon?

I love watching the trash can Astros players repeatedly prove they're still better than the rest of the league without cheating.

>>151514250
veteran dodger hitters are going to embarrass him

>>151514255
Who said he’s not still cheating?

yesavage got extremely lucky. dude had a 1.59 and a 1.75 WHIP against the mariners.

monkey

never

Poop

cramp

>>151513011
>every single games ends past midnight est
i hate it manfred

>>151510766 (OP)

Ugggh, Los Angeles vs Canada in the world series. Which lame ass lefty shithole am I going to pull for.

You're telling me that the same Blue Jays that choked up twice against my Seattle Chokiners are going to beat the LA "just win" Dodgers?

How do Asian people talk about sports teams? Are they as corny as white people on reddit?

All I'm saying is, the Blue Jays are the reason the fly to asia image exists. That's a good omen

>sharty shart in the white shart is gonna let Canada win a professional sports championship
Grim

>>151513551
there were still a lot of boos then
the cheers were obviously by jay fans

i guess god hates canada the state more than canada the country

>MAGA
>Loses to Toronto in NBA in 2019
>Biden
>Perfect American sweep of all US domestic leagues
>MAGA
>Lose to Toronto in the world series

Why does this keep happening

name a los angeles sports team that isnt completely soulless

>talk about invading Canada at beginning of year and turning into a state
>Can't even beat Canada at baseball
Lol

you cant use that narrative against a Californian team

That Dodgers stadium/fanbase is gonna feel so lifeless after those first 2 games in toronto. Heavy traffic ahead no doubt.

>>151514358
If you didn't want California or Washington do be the last hope for America in baseball maybe any over of your pig shit teams would've made the world series but they didn't and not like it matters because they'd happily vote for a new Yorker anyways

why are leftists such fags?

>>151514371
Imagine talking like you're about to invade and annex Scotland and then lose to them in the biggest footie competition on the planet. Where teams are stacked 29 to 1 in your favor, It'd be a bit, embarrassing. No?

>>151514366
>all those spelling mistakes
>run on sentence
>disorganized thinking
seek help, you're the most obvious basket case

>>151514379
What's embarrassing is drawing parallels between sports and politics and using one as an excuse to talk about the other for absolutely no reason.

>>151514352
that part

>>151514380
Lepmmaooo retards thought you could invade Canada and you can't even beat them in BASEBALL

>>151514387
That's going to be the entire narrative around the game. Canada vs US and it's going to be ugly because the Canada and US relationship has never been more strained.

Maybe a retarded fucking bong should get the fuck out and focus on his own culture, or do you have more of it to sell to the Saudis?

wtf is a brit doing in here man…
dont you have cricket to catch ? fuck outta here

>>151514393
>liberal shithole vs liberal shithole

>>151514400
Upset the brewcrew lost still? You can drown it out with your state sponsored brewpub happy hour combo.

>>151514393
Maybe that's how it'll look if you're a fucking loser. Maybe you're just a fucking loser, ever thought of that?
Yeah I'll spend my life focusing on things I have zero control over. Seems to be working well for you.

>>151514417
You've already done that by watching baseball and participating in a baseball thread to talk about baseball trends which almost certainly would.make you look like a loser obsessed with rounders in the UK

>>151514425
And yet you're losing your mind over it and I'm just watching the guys play a ball game. Incredible really. I hope you get better.

>>151514433
>You're losing your mind over it
You've got a loiscenes to be able to make such a claim? What medical school did you attend.

Why didnt the mariners just strategically have their Amish population on guard at the barrier to illegally scoop up any potential home runs? It's how my royals took out the blue Jays before winning 2015

>>151514461
Leader of the amish here, how does this strategy work I don't understand but am interested.

Bodied that freak

>>151514465
>Place Amish with large gloves by railing
>If play could turn into double/fly ball by hitting railing have Amish catch ball
>Free home run

>>151513210
lmfao they are asking him if he's a virgin

>>151514481
Tilda swanson's daughter

Next year we'll give those Ms a chance.

It's supposed to be Canada vs America, but actually it's just Japan vs Dominican again.

>>151514505
Actually dude you don't get it. It's USA Vs Canada and when the US loses the US will invade Canada in retaliation!

Dirty nasty cheater Springer I hope every Dodgers pitcher throws at his knee all series
He deserves nothing but pain

FUCK SPRINGER LET'S KILL HIM /sp/ LET'S PUT HIM IN A BOX LET'S EAT HIS KNEECAPS

>>151514515
Lmao he seething bruv gone fully melty

>>151514505
zesty mookie

Dirty disgusting cheater Springer should've been banned from the league for life
Nasty shitfuck should have his arms severed

Slutty moron cheater Springer should be sucking big Dodger cock in a prison cell for thousands of years

>>151514526
>>151514532
>>151514539
Sleepless in Seattle are we?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/evevLnquSs0

>>151514554
you'll be sucking my cock soon
actually no you won't be you would like it FUCK YOU
I CUT OFF YOUR EARS AND SHOVE THEM IN YOUR ASS

and to think all the mariners had to do was hit springer's knee just a millimeter more to the right and they'd be in the world series. let this be a lesson. no half measures. sweep the leg

SPRINGER WILL BE KILLED BY AN OHTANI FASTBALL ON NATIONAL TV
SAVE US OHTANI
REVENGE FOR 2017

>>151514564
Literally all JRod had to do was walk to first base.

That was it.

You let Hoffman strike you guys out.

OUR GUY LANDED A 3 RUN HOMER WITH A KNEE CONTUSION LMFAO

>>151514554
BUT I HIT 60 HOMERS FANS NAMED BE BIG DUMPER WHAT ABOUT THE MEMES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>151514587
time to take the fat dumperino in Cancun, Caleb.

Jays went off script. I've heard we're getting rewarded next year for this bullshit.

>>151514595
he looks like a marx brother or something. has he considered a career in vaudeville?

>>151514609
Marlins get to make it again next year against the dbags for a big heckin big chungus is it Y2K again

I feel bad for Mariners fans

>>151514393
It doesn’t really matter because the dodgers are going to sweep them

>>151514614
That's the way I've heard it said in all official channels. Stay tuned.

>>151514623
I don't.

>>151514595
serves him right for the color mismatched hangers. and one of them is facing the wrong way. fuck this guy

>>151514623
>I feel bad for Mariners fans
dont, this devastating loss was the push they needed to finally transition and begin their new lives as women

>>151514586
I had the best retort you couldn't hear it though cause your ears are in your shitter

Death to all members of the cheating Astros including former members
Dodgers are going to KILL Springer's knee they're low key vicious as fuck and know how to take advantage
Especially those sneaky Japanese pitchers
Low and in! Ohtani Yamamoto Sasaki you get the idea yeah? Low and in baby let's get it done

We're going to topple this bitch
Big owie incoming

by the time the world series starts the dodgers will have had 6 days off. ample time for ohtani to get a fresh supply of baby blood. totally unfair

>>151514717
Imagine these two going at it in the team sauna

>>151514694
>>151514704
i'm sorry but imagining a bunch of Seattle people hiring hitmen to shoot Springer in the knees just fucking cracks me up. Gotta admit, he went from looking weak on his feet and struggling with every swing Sunday to all of a sudden running across the field jumping for joy last night.

Seattle certainly do have some gay fans I've learned. Picked the Mariners as my team a bit back and some fag here said "we don't claim you" as though that matters kek. Anyway we'll back.

In 20 years.

>>151514717
bro is probably just recharging his kryptonian cells in the yellow sun

>>151514735
Americas Pastime

Morning /mlb/

>>151514735
Dominican Canadian Batman vs Japanese American Superman. Dawn of Kinoness.

>>151514773
>mascot without a suit
Can't believe they would allow that.

I got putasos for any and all dodgers fans

Gausman : right-handed
Yesavage: right-handed
Bieber: right-handed
Scherzer: right-handed
Bassitt: right-handed
Hoffman: right-handed
Varland: right-handed
Seranthony: right-handed

Rooting for a team with a disgusting cheater or for a team paying to win with a yellow rat.

>>151514744
lmao they tried saying that was his gf because they met for 2 seconds and took pics

>>151514819
>A yellow rat
>A
look again

>>151514819
Grim

Looking back at the series now, I actually really like the Seattle Mariners. Cal Raleigh of course, I love that guy, he’s amazing. 4 homers against the Jays. I also really like Arozarena even though he didn’t play that well. Suarez, Rodriguez. Crawford, and especially Naylor all impressed too, I like those guys. Woo, Muñoz, Brash, and Speier are all deadly out of the Pen. And Kirby was really good there in Game 7. I think they’re a really likeable team and a good team. It was a privilege to watch that series. I truly mean that.

get ready for blue jay lifelongs to be confused why the dodgers are bullying their hobbled hero. the fact that the cheating faggot got to have a post season moment is a disgrace. hope they get pummeled like the faggot brewers

I see everyone is still bootyblasted about the Astros

>>151514849
I don’t think anybody will be confused if the Dodgers dominate lol. They are an obvious powerhouse. But I’m gonna put my hopes in our beloved underdogs anyway because they’re just so much fun to watch!

>>151513040
What's funnier is that he's still being paid by three of the teams in that pic.

We're gonna need it two times, boys....

>>151514902
LOL! hey, that's a good one :p

>>151514902
You sir have earned one of my proudest lols

>>151514902
;-;

Sorry Seattle, Canada just needs this world series more

Oh no no no

Real mariners fans don't sing that junk.

>>151514953
Collar this rat

3/4 of the Jays starting rotation were not pitching with the Jays at the start of the year. Scherzer was injured, Yesavage was in Single A, and they traded for Bieber. I wonder if that has ever happened before for a team that has made it to the World Series.

Proud Padres fans will not be rooting for the Doyers

>>151514818
Yay! The Jays don't have any left-handed pitchers that Ohtani has trouble with.

>>151514870
I'm an AL West fan and I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm more annoyed that MLB scapegoated them instead of really investigating to find all of the cheaters. There were definitely other teams up to similar shit, teams were accusing each other of this shit for years prior to the Astros being caught.

I hate that the Doyers are making me hate Japan.

>>151515093
They made me realize Jap honor is a facade

The Blue Jays got Kiner-Falefa off waivers from the Pirates. The fucking Pirates. And that guy goes on to play a critical role in the Jays getting to the World Series. That’s crazy.

doyers in 5

>>151515143
Meanwhile, Anthony Santander smoking big blunts in the clubhouse.

>>151514953
>Real mariners fans


???????????????????????????????

>>151515194
Yeah, us bongs!

MARINERDS WWA

>>151515254
Jumping off the space needle

I love Vladimir Guerrero Jr so much man. What a playoff performance so far. Part way through this season, he was really struggling. But it’s amazing how he brought his game to the best level at the most important time.

drake is better than kendrick, he just makes bangers not pretentious hotep shit

Julio Rodriguez final at bat

>>151515267
another 14 years of this, yes please

>>151515313
Yeah man I’m so glad he’s gonna stay with the Jays.

am I suppose to cheer for the doyers because of anime or the jays because im a leaf?

>>151515343
Cubs

>>151515343
Ohtani isn’t Hayao Miyazaki dawg you gotta go for the Jays!

Good morning /mlb/. Mariners are a disgrace to America.

>>151515343
The Winnipeg Goldeyes

>>151515343
Root for the Dodgers so the last remnants of the Trashtros 2017 roster can be scattered to the wind

>>151515356
but my oshi...

this is drake

Was Bazardo the Mariners' closer?

>>151515382
no one white cares about drake in toronto

this is also drake

>>151515382
He all yours friend. We haven't claimed him since Degrassi ended.

>>151515384
Nah Muñoz was their big closer. I thought they were gonna put Matt Brash in the game but they went with Bazardo in that moment.

here is drake again

love this

whose this? hh, it's just drake

that cant be him? no...

>>151515400
>>151515415
this guy literally became the biggest rap star on planet earth and he's still a dork

like it or not, that's drizzy

>>151515424
People are dumb as fuck and like dumb shit. I like me who is a based patrician with impeccable taste in all things.

>>151515391
i know when that trashcan bang
that can only mean one thing

>>151515436
the only reason people seethe at the astros is because they're mad their team didn't think to do it

>>151515376
kys pedophile

>>151515433
ah, a fellow kate bush fan, i see

>>151515445
>I just know that something good is gonna happen
>I don't know when
>But just saying it could even make it happen

>drake

uhh sweety

>>151515304
lmao Who-lio?

>>151515471
this guy?

>>151515382
This nigga wearing a diaper

Did the Mariners get outmanaged in this series?

After a certain point it's not flip flopping, he's just wearing jerseys like tshirts. Black people famously don't fuck with baseball anymore. I would expect most rappers don't give a shit about any baseball teams, even their hometown teams.

>>151515492
Just a couple fuck ups on the mariners side. They mostly got out hit. They also had that choke job in game 6 with 3 errors

>>151515441
Faggot

You can't find an image or Drake wearing a Mariners jersey anywhere.
FACT.

Fuck George Springer
Fuck Dead Arm Scherzer
Fuck Drake
Fuck Justin Bieber
Fuck Shawn Mendes

>>151515498
>I would expect most rappers don't give a shit about anything but money and fame and what their agents tell them to do

>>151515517
sign stealing has always been a part of the game, cry about it

Fuck Recker

>big dogs gotta eat
>James Shields
>Pot Head
Where has he gone, bros?

>>151515407
well deserved
im pretty happy that budzinski gets to experience the ws as well
the players love that guy

now more than ever, we need BJAP.

>>151515538
You live in Canada

This is such a jewish world series

>>151515559
the home of baseball

i will be watching the eries on canada's broadcast

>>151515559
you live in an israeli state

>>151515563
>both teams wearing Israeli colors
I see what you're up to manfredstein

>>151515577
is sportsnet broadcasting the ws? very based if so

>>151513946
This. Nobody wanted to believe it.

thats tuff

>>151515407
and he still hasnt trimmed those sideburns

>>151515583
Anon, we all do.

I am grateful to the Jays for saving my Ms the embarrassment of getting swept by the Dodgers in the World Series. Thanks for throwing yourselves under the bus, Torontbros <3

>in MLB history no team that sweeps in the CS has ever beaten an opponent who went 7 games
food for thought

>>151515736
well there is a first time for everything

>>151515713
ill miss ikf's defense but if bo is swinging the bat like he did before injury we won't need it

>>151515539
I heard that!

>>151510766 (OP)
>two game lead in Toronto to start the series
>still fuck it up and throw it away anyway
Same as it ever was for this fraudulent team

>>151515736
>sample size of 4
Dodgers in 5

>>151515802
>complete game from a guy who doesnt pitch into the 7th

>>151514902
sovl

Jays in 2

>>151515823
its the world series and ohtani allows us to dream

>L.A. vs Canada
it really is over for my chudbros...

>>151515802
>takes a first pitch line drive to the face

any of you canadafags going to the ws this weekend?

Just got my hands on the script and wow...Canada, I'm so so sorry.

>>151515887
tickets didnt go on sale until 25 minutes ago
im in queue

>>151515892
No...

>>151515887
it's a 20 hour drive, so no

Motherfuckers are now making up lies about the the Mariners are the only team that has never made a world series. Stop this fucking bullshit!!!

>>151515563
But the yankees are not in it?

>>151515887
Yeah nah... I'm good.

>>151515935
meanwhile the nmarlins who have been around since 1994. Never won their divison, only been to the playoffs twice and have two world series

>>151515895
have fun anon

what will his iconic call be this year?

mariners need to go and get kyle tucker. i'm not kidding

>>151515906
'fraid so.

if they resign naylor and get kyle tucker then MAYBE I will start to have belief that they can get back here next year

>>151516024
based doyerbong seer

you can only reply to this post if your team has made a world series
>memeiners
not so fast

>>151516048
I'm out for blood. I need to be avenged. Don't fail me, Doyer-sama.

when facing elimnation at home

>>151516070
wtf is that the BAT FLIP aaAAAUUghhhhhhhhHhhhhuagHhHhHhhhhh my boomer brain has melted

100 hunnit springer scalps.

Lol the mariners are just a wild card team next year. Screencap this shit.

>>151515969
NO WAY!! OHTANISAN DAIKON SAMURAI TONKATSU!!

>>151516109
Yeah right!

>>151516152
now do the vedder cup

>>151514321
Video?

So the Mariners are the Browns of MLB right?

and then there were two

>>151514255
That chess guy was pretty smart about cheating and he didn’t need a trash can. Just a vibrating butt plug

>>151516196
>got caught
>smart

Fresh bread here!!
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>>151516198

>>151516198

>>151516202
he didnt get caught though. everyone just assumes he cheated. we are still waiting for the colonoscopy livestream

>>151516181
Not really. The Mariners are pretty consistent. They almost always miss the wildcard by less than five games. Their valleys are never that low. But we never reach greater heights. We just are aggressively average and on the rare occasions we see greatness we crack under pressure. And the Browns are 1 of 4 teams to never make the Super Bowl. Mariners have exclusive title of being the only team to never make the World Series.

>>151513002
Because they are consummate professionals
This was the Jays World Series and they just premature ejaculated
Meanwhile Roberts and the boys know it is 4 more wins before they cement their legacy above the Yankees and one more year until they bury the rest of the league with a threepeat.

>>151516085
Looks like puig

>>151515539
That’s rude to Recker. Why even say that?

>>151514330
Jews