Thread 151510955

Seattle really doesnt want to win

Njiba looked like that meme picture of the guy getting yelled at by a bunch of women

>>151512341
Solidarity with the Mariners

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My Colts would unironically bootyblast both these shit teams

Why he protect that man like that UwU

>>151512397
Based

need a clip of the official mounting him kek

>>151512397
and there it is

Refchads protecting my fantasy WR

The texans should hire this ref to play oline

>>151512397
what did he mean by this

would that reffie do that if it was cooper kupp

just kick the fg

How come nobody is typing >white QBs when Darnold is shitting the bed?

Oh I wish he picked that. How many dropped INTs is that now?

Holy shit stroud is so bad

>>151512419
Ain't no rule says a golden retriever can't play quarterback!

During bad games like one, they have a couple cameras scoping hotties in the stands to show between plays

a catch?

>>151512424
darnold is chinese

>>151512429
wtf kids are watching this game

>3 game threads for this graveyard shitter
god has forsaken us

>>151512424
It's intended to describe a pattern not a singular event. I know you guys don't get abstract concepts like that, "per capita", etc

>>151512424
Nothings stopping you anon

He completed a pass!

>>151512431
>AHHHHH SAVE ME REFFIE

>>151512429
>>151512431
jej thanks

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>>151512431
What does refbussy feel like bros?

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>>151512431
kek

>>151512397
that is RACIST.

>>151512424
Because Stroud is so fucking ass that Darnold being ass has no effect on the outcome on the game. If your offense cannot win off of 4 TOs everyone on it needs to be fired. Funnily enough the Texans lost a game where Goof had 5 Ints last year too so clearly there is a running theme with this team

>>151512415
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WHY DIDN'T THE KANGZ GIVE DARNOLD $55M/YR LIKE MUHHHH PACKTARDS GAVE MANLOVER AFTER 5 DECENT GAMES??????????????

>>151512435
Air Bud was a WR1

its so weird nwoso is #7

JUST RUN IT IN FFS

jesus christ just punch it in

>Raiders, Bucs, Jets, Falcons, Titans this slurper
horrific product on the field this week Rodge. clean it up

JUST KICK THE FIELD GOAL YOU CHIMP

lol sneak the fuckin ball man

JUST
SNEAK
IT

Stroud is so fucking bad lmao

>stroud
oh BROTHER

>have the easy rushing TD
>nah, lets play-action and throw it away instead.

JUST FUCKING RUN IT

im suing the nfl for psychological damage

This is so good. This is the game that will break Stroud like Sunday's Jags - Rams games broke Lawrence. Just utter repeated impotence that nothing can stop.

Booty scooter time

>2nd and less than 1 on goal line
>pass play twice
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>>151512463
Are you trying to tell me the rulebook says a beautiful golden retriever can play wideout, but a handsome good boy golden retriever can't play quarterback? Is that what you're trying to tell me right now?

TEXANS PLEASE BLOCK DOGSHIT XIRKEKS FROM JOINING THE 700 CLUB

jesus
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christ

My Eagles would BLAST these two garbage teams :)

JUST
MAKE
IT
IN
YOU
RETARDS

fake sneak stroud keep

just bench this nigga

No one is going to score, are they?

>pen
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>tay

>>151512486
LOL ok

TUESDAY MORNING FOOTBALL

>need to move ball 6 feet
>have 6'4 QB
>roll out twice

relegate both of these teams

>refs rescue the toxins for like the 5th time this game
Fuck OFF

Oh brother
Send Houston to the XFL

JUST

>two feet away
>two pass plays

BAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151512486
>easy
have you not watched the whole game?

turnover on downs and then Texans D scores, digits confirm

>>151512514
The reffies already did bro >>151512429

why did they accept the penalty???????

Hell of game for my Reffies. Just an all time performance with the mounting of JSN.

I watched brady do sneaks for 20 years now for like 3,4 yards suddenly its a lost art

Brutal

>>151512535
i've watched maybe 10 minutes

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>>151512431
Lmao

>>151512538
It's pre-snap. I don't think they have a choice.

This is how I play Madden, now I see why I suck.

>>151512538
First game?

have any of you texans doomers considered that the seahawks defense is just really good?

>>151512538
(((Dead ball foul))), the penalty literally benefits the toxins and xeattle can't do anything about it

that was offsides

He was offside wtf

embarrassing

>>151512538
I'm not sure that's one you can accept.

>>151512541
Zoomeme qbs don't take the snap under center

I can't take it anymore bros

This game is terrible and some of us have work in the morning. Not me, but some of us do.

Is anyone ITT actually enjoying this shit

Even CFB is higher quality football holy shit

that dude on the edge got a hell of a jump

this is so hard to watch

FUCKING AWESOME WOW i love drinking absolute paint when the moments matter WOOOOOOOOOO

This game is a completely out of control slop fest

No one is going to score...

>>151512571
Not on forechan buddy

>blatant offsides
lol this one is fixed boys

Stroud should legit be benched the rest of the season

refs really hate Stroud huh

seahawks should just run around in the backfield 3 times then punt

DEMECO RYANS IS A FUCKING RETARD

FUCK THAT NIGGER

holy fuck houston is pathetic

Where's the offside refs?

can the texans just not waste our time with their timeouts

this is a really high-quality product the league's putting out here

>>151512557
Is it? Can anyone name two players on it? (I guess if you've been watching with this sound on maybe now you can, but no way could you before the game)

>>151512538
because it happened before the snap so whatever happened on that play is null

>>151512429
they doin tricks on it for seattle

>They had 1st and goal from the three....and got nothing
>.....That's rough

you now remember brock osweiler

Why is Seattle doing anything other than running the ball

>>151512601
Sorry, didn’t see a thing

Liquidate the Texans, Sell the Titans to competent owners and relocate them back to Houston to bring back the Oilers, and St Louis gets a new team.

>it's close
oh come on

i saw some college girl at target grab her breasts (black tank top with no bra) and squeeze/jiggle them openly to her two friends.
she saw me looking, and gave a final squeeze. i was shocked and didnt even react

did i fumble an opportunity here? legit didnt even know what i was seeing. didnt even register.

CAN EITHER OF THESE DOGSHIT QBS COMPLETE A PASS

>>151512557
the texans have been like this all season and it's easy to see the problems. It's a shame they're wasting an elite defense like this

>>151512622
Kino

>>151512588
Oh please. Guys get away with that all the time. If it's "fixed" explain the previous call that gave them a second chance.

>>151510955 (OP)
So now that its pretty much confirmed Stroud is a bust, do the Texans roll the dice on one of the multiple QBs coming out in next years draft?

imagine scrambling your brains for this slurper

>>151512625
No

SLOPFEST!!!

>>151512632
Kek everyone coming out is fucking dogshit except maybe Mendoza

>>151512632
they all suck

>>151512625
no, women are just whores
if you tried anything she'd reject you instantly

>4:30 left
I'm going to mcfucking kill myself

>>151512615
They need to kill time, they can't pass, and they have a beast of an RB who falls forward for 3 yards no matter what... better call a sideline shot.

>tuned in 5 minutes ago
what a terrible game

>>151512622
>st louis gets a new team
you've convinced me

>>151512596
Not his fault unironically

@151512625
she was attentionwhoring dummy. they don't want your awkward looking autistic ass

semen slurping game

Texans defense is keeping it going. lol offense.

>stumbles on a recovery
>almost get a safety but just short so no push on the over
This is torture what the fuck.

>>151512614
great career
>40 mil career earnings
>sb ring
>no cte
>now calling late night games for a living

>>151512642
You sound emotionally stable.

You can all go to sleep now. Seattle is going to win. The Texans haven't been able to do shit all night.

>>151512625
>Hey, so I saw you squeezing your boobies from over there
What could go wrong?

What other games are worst of the season so far? This is definitely up there.

Holy shit completed passes

>>151512622
>competent owners
no such thing

>>151512385
Kek

>>151512643
do me first

This game fucking sucks

>meme chuck on 2nd down
>take a sack on 3rd down, almost a safety

How the fuck does the Seahawks offense keep trying to give up the game?

>>151512622
Keep at it. Move the Jags to London and the Colts back to Baltimore and kill the whole cursed division

>>151512497
>TLaw/Rams
it was this bad?

Texans offense have had the ball over the 50 at the start of the drive three times in a row and have 0 points from it

>>151512656
they just like the attention

>>151512632
Fuck it just tank for a proper white QB like Mendoza

Chat..... where do we go from here??

Someone explain how I started drinking at 1:00 yesterday until around midnight and had almost half a handle and felt fine in the morning, but I've drank less than half of the same in 6 hours and I'm about to pass out.

How does this game still have 3:42 left?

>>151512676
That's not a bad thing.

The total was 41 btw
Prepare for a turnover

>>151512606
i can name most of them and they are the #2 rushing defense in the league. they have only given up 12 TDs in 7 games

>>151512643
Remember what the Broncos did.

>>151512678
Lmao

>>151512680
Dehydration.

>>151512678
6 7 67

>>151512625
what could you even say?

>saw you squeezing them, can i try?
>havent seen that much jiggle since the last time i ate jello
>those are huge babe

?

>>151512669
>A team outside the US
no

Do the Texans have any quick passes in their playbook or do they want to get Stroud killed?

>21/46
Fucking hell

>>151512675
the texans o line is partly to blame but stroud is an absolute statue in the pocket. He has zero mobility. Honestly my closest comparison is a black mac jones.

>>151512683
It feels like they've been sitting at 39 for hours. This is fucking bullshit.

>>151512682
that the same thing as i said in the first post

>>151512678
Hopefully someone has the key.

it's way past all these guys bedtimes that's why this game is a shitfest

Fuck that Asian ball girl was hot

>>151512655
Wasn't he some rich kid too? 6'8, rich and handsome, world is his oyster.

>>151512625
A girl did that to me the other day but she was in high school

>>151512680
your body can probably only take so much and you probably got bad sleep

>>151512695
>mfs on 4chan will post this but then act like sneed and digits are the peaks of humor

>>151512678
His dad is locked in a cell lol

>>151512708
No it isn't, and that's why you have work to do.

PURE FUCKING SLOPFEST

hold my flag

The endzone is lava

have the texans ever heard of a fucking slant? A quick out? A fucking curl? Anything to help with the pressure

>>151512625
your only shot was saying straight up “can i get a squeeze too”

really risky though

>>151512701
>blac jones

>>151512670
TLAW was bad. He moved the ball better than Stroud but still had the same hilarious failure/ universe cursing him thing happening

That flop was unreal

>>151512625
MILKY MAMA

>another bullshit call to keep driving pooston down the field
Lowkey one of the biggest refshows of the season

The way Stroud barrel rolls instead of sliding is so funny

Lmao fuck Houston

why does Stroud trip and roll every time instead of sliding

>back to fucking MEMEPLAYS
I AM GONNA RIP THE NUTS OFF THESE RETARDS

im going to throw up

Did he died?

>>151512625
just say
>loved that dance you did earlier

and see how she responds. if she wants to play along she would give a cheeky answer. if not shed act confused or something.

>>151512732
Stroud was #2

>o/u is 41
OH COME ON THIS SHIT IS RIGGED

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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>>151512744
sub-65 IQ genetics

>>151512718
>unc crashing out

>>151512752
lol oh yeah. Well they both suck so who cares.

Bahahahahahahaa

>>151512753
You might be finished. Refs got fucked and fucked you too

>the ravens lost 44-10 to this team
lol

Why do the texans hate football

seattle defense is scary man

holy shit man

>>151512753
First game? (((sports betting))) runs all leagues now

bet it hit the ground

I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind

i thank God everyday i dont live in texas

aw man... the fun ended. pls overturn pls overturn

FINALLY

marks deserves that td

seahawks will do the right thing and just run the ball 3 times, right?

TIME MATTERS MORE THAN ANYTHING

>kicking the PAT first
Tragic lack of ball knowledge

THANK FUCKING GOD THE OVER HIT FUCK YOU

>>151512767
Beginning to think that 1-5 Ravens team isn't all that great.

Go for 2 and even if you fail you can go for 2 to tie. WTF is he thinking?!?!
>black coaches

More than a few grass heems today

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>>151512753
Nice W, anon

Could still be an hour of game left depending on how things go

what an ugly tuddy

>>151512787
they don't got that dawg in em

imagine if the Texans won?

The toxins.

>>151512751
Girls do this shit to me all the time but I could never for the life of me come up with something clever like this in the moment

Lets find a way to go to OT

>UNBELIEVABLE job by CJ Stroud tonight
what the fuck

>>151512808
You can just say hello.

FIRST 1 AM GAME
>you are here
FIRST 2 AM GAME (OT)
FIRST 3 AM GAME (full OT tie)

Hahahahahahaha

>>151512818
Based Liv Enjoyer

>>151512792
you know that ends up with zero extra points every time, right?

>o/u is 41
>39 for an absurd amount of time

>>151512751
this dude is 40+

>>151512684
they also have 2 of their best defensive players out kek

>>151512779
No you don't. What a dumb thing to post. It's easy not to live somewhere.

>one first down and it's over
I know there's going to be some bullshit and it won't happen

>>151512818
The glaze of Stroud tonight has been fucking insane with how dogshit he's played

>kicking it
KWAB game over

>>151512824
>hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmH4iWoJfTo&pp=ygUQaGVsbG8gZHJhZ29uZXR0ZQ%3D%3D

man the texans coaching is really fucking stupid. how do you not just kick that out of bounds to save the two minute warning

15 minute mandatory naptime break per the NFL players union bylaws

>>151512824
I just stare blankly but maybe I'll try that

>>151512862
Introducing yourself helps too.

>>151512826
No major sporting event should be held west of the mississippi or start later than 8 pm.

if this goes OT, given the mandatory ad break between regulation and overtime, we have a shot at a legit 3 AM game

The Texans absolutely fucking STINK!

>all you have to do is kick the ball as hard as you can out of the endzone
>no, i shant be doing that

>>151512866
>No event should be held west of the mississippi
IFTFY

>>151512659
the Raiders were a historic no show yesterday

Are onside kicks even possible anymore? I haven't seen an attempt of one since the rule change

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Sitting in Houston fucking stewing about this right now.
With the review they had like 3 full minutes just to sit and think about it.

>>151512872
Ball comes out to the 35 or some shit. Teams score at 50% from that starting position.

>>151512880
with the rule change its unlikely we will ever see a successful attempt ever again.

>>151512880
Yes. I've seen a few. Couldn't even begin to tell you the rules for them though, lol

>>151512865
Then what

>>151512880
they tried a few, one even had the literal perfect bounce and they still couldn't recover it, it's impossible

inb4 overtime

awful game

this xheattle coach would fucking kill himself if charbonet got hurt wouldn't he? he fucking HATES KWIII.

>>151512891
literally irrelevant in this scenario. They get a 3 and out or lose

>>151512895
The Panthers did it sucessfully against the Cards a couple weeks ago

im gonna cry

>>151512900
How the fuck should I know?

I want to have sex with men.

>>151512885
and even before that touchdown play there was no urgency to get up to the line and snap the ball. they wasted like 40 seconds. horribly coached team

lmao

>>151512866
>least coasties malding again

>>151512880
nope no more fun allowed, someone could get hurt

Refs have had ENOUGH it’s bed time

Lmao wow

>>151512904
The script couldn't possibly be that good.

Dumb ass fucking ape.

It's finally over bros...

refs called it because they were at risk of a 2 AM game

bogandoffs did not want that shit.

reffies just wanna go home

Based reffies just want to go home

>>151512625
Yeah you did but it’s not like you were prepared. Next time you’re that lucky just tease her about the fact that she was trying to seduce you

Fitting that it ends with a fat black dude jumping onto a pile of men

Are you fucking serious? You're gonna end the game like that? On a niggermomentTM? I genuinely thought the refs would keep it going for the excitement

>>151512906
Shut up cat

Should I make corndogs or a sausage and egg breakfast burrito?

fitting way to end..whatever that was

KWAB great way to end this shitfest. good night bros

What a dumbass ref ending the game like that. You ruined the chance of a hail mary win.

Toxins are fucking done, they're losing at least their next 3 straight

>ending the game on a personal foul

nothing more appropriate for this shitshow

Just abolish the fucking league.

>>151512911
Oh. This game is taking so long I thought there was still 8 minutes to go or something, lol.

lol you stupid fucking NIGGER

>can finally turn off the game
cy'all thursday

>>151512930
Ummm the bogdonsoffs died several years ago

That was a game

>>151512948
corndogs, one with spicy mustard and the other with ketchup

Football at 1:30am is pure kino

>>151512954
>You ruined the chance of a hail mary win
That would have led to OT. It was a merciful penalty.

>>151512948
I was thinking of having a bacon burrito
So I say the burrito

>>151512930
It's not even 1 in the first world part of the country

>>151512954
WE ALL WANNA GO TO BED FUCK OFF

>>151512956
there are too many teams, they need to condense the talent that's there

based fat black guy belly flopping on the pile to end the game.

fucking good night

>>151512920
Yeah Ryans doesn't have it. That's pretty obvious.

Also, that is the most laughable ref ball I've ever seen at the end. Deficit is 8. The best the Texans can do is tie, which takes the end of the game to 2AM ET minimum.
Refs literally just said fuck it, ratings, this game is over.
NFL is barely a sport.

>>151512602
If you're gonna run it like that on the goal line, why not use Chubb?

>>151512913
I didn't fucking ask

>>151512981
The 4 major leagues should all have 24 teams. 32 teams is too much

Thank you gentlemen

postgame show was 7 minutes

>>151513039
My heroes

>>151513009
it literally doesn't matter when 2 dudes are hitting you in the backfield. Marks is also better than Chubb in current year

>>151512961
look at Dane Cook
the Bog previous hosts may have expired, but Bog passes from body to body, like Bob from Twin Peaks