Thread 151513889

110 hours until a new heavyweight champion is crowned

This is embarrassing mate. You're embarrassing yourself big time now ya better shape the fuck up lad, for real.

>>151513948
>Andy Aspinall to Tom after the fight.

>>151513889 (OP)
This is actually funny as fuck. I hope Australia made this

>>151513948

Want to hear this stat. Saturday was the first time Fiorot opted for the skin tight Shorts. It was a bad move though. Her Bum is fucking atrophied and lifeless, it's beyond flat. Belongs in someone's grandma

Gane always chokes in the big fights. Tom retains.

Wagwaan

>>151515096
Gane has championship experience. Tom never even fought for the championship. Gane has twice. Tom was just inactive for a year lying on the couch with his interim belt ducking fights until he was just gifted the undisputed belt without a fight.

>>151518776
Tom has barely even spent a championship fights time in the cage lmao

This is the spastic concensus

>>151518967
prime tito kills both these euro cans he cant be bothered with their dumbass names

>>151519000
It feels surreal that America used to have good fighters

>prime tito
when was that exactly

>>151518967
Schaub wishes he could be this retarded.

The heel hook will be there for Cyril Gane

Goof down!

Some people like chaos, but I prefer..... elegance.

Dubs and I won my fight.

>>151519241
Joe Rogan has some interesting high level MMA knowledge when commentating Jiri vs Khalil. He made the observation that Jiri thrives in the chaos, that he creates moments of chaos. Really interesting and nuanced take. Only the best from Joe!

Yo frenchie I saw that shit, you're getting heemed bud!

>>151519146
seriously who the hell is cyril gane?

Has anyone ever lost 2 title shots and won the third one?

>>151519012
That's because there used to be Americans in America bub, we're like 30% white citizens and lots of them are old and dying off

If ciryl linked up with Darth Rigatoni, Ngannou would be a wheelchair

crazy that this dude could KILL eddie hall

average American is 5'2 and brown and cant make the 265 lb limit I fear, studs like Tito Ortiz and Elvis Sinosic are a thing of the past

Aspinall: 1 belt he was gifted
Darth Rigatoni: A literal blanket of accolades

Levels.

aspinall has 3 belts

A ONE double champion just quit on the stool to short notice Brendan Allen lay n praying him

Gane will expose Tom Reddit

Being a decisionator at HW is embarrassing

15 seconds

Let's be honest, winning by decision is way more impressive than fluking a ko or sub in the first round

the decision is mightier than the first round finish

>>151519754
This is why Ank deserves the trilogy

FACT
Tom AGPinall has ZERO KO's in the UFC

Fact checked on the Slavic tranny: FALSE

>>151519636
Two interims and the one his father's bull hits him with?

>>151519827
second best tko that night

>>151519636
All chastity belts I’m afraid

>>151519827
>Tomala troon doesn't know what a KO is
Sad...how very very sad

Retards his way into superstar treatment

Tom Aspinall has more KO's in the UFC than Ciryl Gane has in his career.

>>151520025
don't stoop to their level

>The Galactic Throat has gay blowjob fantasies
Hmmm......

Dan hardy won

4 days until Gane fights.

tom aspinall evolves into mick parkin

Think I'm going to drop a hundred on Gane by decision

>>151520233
Is there an option for leg injury ?

Nvm

>>151519827
This was the moment Jon Jones decided to retire

>>151518164
post

Tomala Tardspinall

Lucas Tracy: I could easily be a top 10 heavyweight in the UFC

>>151520603
MMA Joey beats the shit out of xer

>>151520721
Joey is an obese ugly loser

>>151520821
We don't sign our posts here.

>>151520821
Sup Joey

>17 results
wow that's deranged cage this freak

I want to start watching UFC now that I'm doing combat sports, where do I start

Paddy vs Ilia confirmed for January. I think Paddy will be more impressive than most expect

>>151521643
true. paddy will the first guy that topuria fight that is more dense than him.

>>151521809
>paddy will the first guy that topuria fight

ICE

Chaddy the daddy finna BODY a disgusting deformed demented piglet freak I fear

hey you guys watch out for this sick freak who posts here

>>151521820
be* sorry saar

>>151521861
Still wrong, hombre

>>151521881
no it's not you fucking retard

he's got the whole world in his throat
he's got lewis and ngubu in his throat
he's got curtis and ciryl in his throat
he's got the whole world in his throat

>paddy will be the first guy that topuria fight
how is that not wrong retard

>>151521853
Haposting really cemented /heem/ as the most mentally unstable general in the board.

just took a little Ank in the Big Ank

>>151521960
fuckin hate those 2 demented freaks hopefully Brie eats them

>>151521853
Seems like an excellent and factual post to me

dick in butt

>>151521913
Linda Lovelace eat your heart out. Every BBC in the universe is deep in Tommy's throat.

Thoughts?

>>151522190
Who gives a shit

>>151522190
I think they are both KWABs for doing this performative "No I was hurt more than you" shit

>>151522190
Jiris path to victory has never been clearer

every fighter fights injured.

Heem Website the Movie, starring Sweden.

>>151518967
based

>>151518967
Seryogine bros...

Who else misses DWCS

>>151521913
>blackbelt in deepthroat
most respectable throatGOATs just wear a cute little choker like ken shamrock does but tom tattooed his on. levels

are tattoos gay

>>151521896
Don't sign your posts, amigo, tomorrow I can help you again. Class is done.

>>151522186
>>151522500
Tattoos are badass. Look at Rogan's gay pride piece.

>>151522516
class is done after i fuck your mom lol

>>151522525
So never!

are am I?

>>151522520
Buddhists aren't gay pedos like Catholic priests, they're just regular pedos.

I’m White therefore I instinctually want Tom to win. Kek

Yearn for Dern

>>151522571
I came in this woman

>>151522551
only last night!

>>151522562
>Buddhist
Is this what we call Buday fans

>>151522606
Bon Gamin

>>151522601
you tell me chang it's your religion

>>151518967
It’s unreal how based Tito is.

>>151522566
>I’m White

>>151522617
The church of Buday

sadioooooopo
jotefe

Budayists are the most violent of any religion

>>151518967
Based Tito is a Strickchad

bitches on my dick call me ciryl gane
your watch on my wrist call me ciryl con

>>151522625
Would get porked by Mick Parkin

>>151522690
you draw this?

*surveys thread*

>>151522690
why did you turn callhan into dc?

>>151522738
did they ever explain why this guy was pregnant?

>>151522740
This was from the COVID era b when he had 2 niggas

Does anyone have that Gane, Dr Manhattan meme?

>>151522868
Galactic Throat

>>151522868
Why did you photoshop pizza in the place of the BBC?

>>151522868
Grok shop in hahah..groks shopina pe-hahahwgrok shoopin wweewee hahaahah

chris barnett fight week

Kayla Harrison lowkey got a fatty

Gane won

aspinall has never made it past the first round (and not in a good way)

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

We know Gane can go the distance while Tom can't. And for that reason, I'm picking Gane.

if gane wins the heavyweight division should be shutdown and we all know it
it arguably should get shutdown anyway

Gane got koncked down by Tai Tuivasa why in gods green fuck are we still talking about this cocksucking solb? Respectfully

>no heems tonight
it's over
bring back DWCS

>>151523293
>Gane got koncked down by Tai Tuivasa
So? Gane won that fight that's all that matters.

Gane by reversing gravity

Sad :(

>>151523323
Shortest reign in UFC history inc?

Happy :)

gane: galaxy mind
tom: galaxy throat

observe the levels

Run it.

No offense but she is fucking ugly

>>151523378
Poll title: Who will win the losing contest?

>>151523328
Retar trying to figure out how to rite

Just matched with a cute Asian girl on tinder

>>151523380
Can someone make her catch a fly with her tongue like a frog does

introducing the throat goat tom aspinall

who will play aaron pico in the inevitable A24 slowburn drama biopic?

I got bullied once and it turned me into where if you try to bully me I'll show up at your fucking house. And I don't give a fuck about any of that bjj fighting bullshit either cuz I'll just fucking shoot you.

MMA guru picked Gane

>>151523378
Gane 11% chance of losing. That's too high. This poll is ignorant.

>>151523464
as the saying goes, even a gay retard fat fuck is right twice a day

the upcoming card is very good. I give it a strong 7.91/10 on paper. Weili is the only wmma I rate but honestly this one might be a fun grappling match
note the early start time (Qatar)
orange = epic
blue = great
green = good
yellow = might be good

>>151523323
He genuinely looks unwell since he got that tattoo

There is no way Umar loses right? Bautista might be good, but he isn't THAT good right?

I can't think of a single elite fighter that's gotten his neck and skull tattooed. Kevin Lee's downfall coincided with his samurai helmet bullshit. I think getting inked up to that level has to be a potential sign of mental illness
maybe Tom will be the first guy ever with neck and skull tats to be a historically great fighter

>>151523380
That's just a bad angle retard. She's pretty cute

francis ngannous is still obvs the champion

it should be francis vs aspinall

Tom's tattoos loo so stupid. I thought he learned his lesson and then he goes and gets the dumbest neck tat of all time. I actually like his tattoos when he first got into the ufc. The old pocket watch and river he had on his chest were kino and seemed british. He just looks like a retard now.

>

>>151523458
https://youtu.be/FRaYa7THX8I?si=4qPeZcW0Ogak3lIx

>>151523420
Nobody cares?

mma got popular and turned into boxing very very quick haha

>>151523593
This doo doesnt know that MMA is 100% haram

>>151523594
https://youtu.be/V4tIgdqhues?si=8qDrAIZ1t3jsWizk

>>151523526
the late Wanderlei Silva

BREAKING NEWS: POATAN'S INSTAGRAM HAS BEEN HACKED BY A JEET

You're tired? Nobody cares. He has personal problem, family problem, injury nobody cares.

>>151523526
Conor, oliveira, Brady

>>151523600
Naw G, MMA ain't got nothing on the sweet science.

is he gonna go down as the best jeet fighter of all time?

>>151518716 (OP)
Only two possibilities: Buffer is a closeted gay man or a sex addict who fucks women in every city the UFC goes. Ok, #3, he could be happily monogamous.

>>151520025
what am I supossed to be looking at here

>>151523380
yea and shes heard that 500 times her whole life and doesnt care. that makes her a female chad, therefore massively hotter. also, no fake tits, so shes also hotter there. would 100% let her harvest my semen and control my genetic future because she's giga chad.

>>151523691
Aspinjeet is slightly better

>>151523674
no stars

>>151523691
nah theres that nigga from brampton in bkfc or something

>>151523659
How can you tell?

>AAAAND NEEEWWWWWW

SOON

>>151523659
I can't believe pakibong did this.....the ank fight broke him

dern vs jandiroba is a fight night co-main at best, and not even a #1 contender match
the state of wmma

>>151523802
what the fuck

Rip Tim Pool

>>151523825
It’s a title fight

>>151513948
Why is this American trying to talk like an Australian?

https://x.com/full_send_mma/status/1980684352288608309?s=46

>Ciryl Gane laughed at Tom Aspinall putting his arms on his opponents shoulders before their fight

>“This is a stupid thing. If he wants his range he needs to put his hand on the wall. Why does he need to put his hand on my shoulder?”

>>151523880
yeah my point was that it shouldn't be

>>151523908
Educated that troglodyte

big night

abu dhabi uae

glark lactic throat you say?

>>151523908
Damn Gane really is retarded

>>151523908
AspinSAAR got intelectually mogged by General GODne here

>>151523908
what?

reminder

It’s reported that for the DanielDubois vs. OleksandrUsyk rematch (July 2025) the total fight purse was about US$203.5 million, with Dubois receiving approximately US$71.22 million (≈35 %)

>>151523969
go touch a wall

all the ufc goats fought for like 700k a fight whilst daniel dubois a random boxer noone knows in the uk is making 70 million

>>151524024
And I care because??

I'd rather watch Darren Elkins than Daniel Dubois, thoughever.

I have a fight theory, hold onto your butts, but maybe, just MAYBE, Gane and Aspinall both suck

mma is 10x as popular than boxing so surely they should be making 700m a fight

You don't like /heem/ we dont care go awa, nobody cares at all trust me

>>151524024
And this is why mma will always be cooler than boxing.

Boxing has been following them way longer than mma has been following them. Food for thought!

Just caught wind UFC goats are only making 700k and Daniel dubois is making 70m I am fucking livid and planning to protest outside Dana's house

oh no these retards aren't making money
like I give a FUCK

It’s reported that for the DanielDubois vs. OleksandrUsyk rematch (July 2025) the total fight purse was about US$203.5 million, with Dubois receiving approximately US$71.22 million (≈35 %) and Usyk about US$132.28 million (≈65 %)

Boxing promoters will spend 200 million dollars to put me to sleep.

Nobody should be making 70 million dollars to have a glorified pillow fight. Its satanic.

>tfw you get waked by a stomachache in the middle of the night
>take a torturous shit
>go back to bed, stomachache returns immediately

>>151524234
That nigga eats crayons

>>151523942
>>151523963
>>151524008
based knowers
>>151523959
seething chud
>>151523969
hopeless virgin

>>151524119
I'm with you bro let's go fuck that bald fat bitch up and shit on his marble counters

why do 85% of the posts begin with Capital letter?

34 year old who looks 17

Michael Bisping just picked Tom Aspinal by TKO due to ground and pound round 3

Gane lasting to round 3 against council house retard that's generous

Aspinall uses Galactic Guzzle and sucks Gane's very essence out of his tiny French cock causing him to turn into a skeleton and blow away to dust

If you want to get to Dana you have to get through me.

Aspiesaars... MMA Joey picked Gane

>>151524378
>AGPinall having 3 rounds of cardio
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK Gane kills him in the 2nd after he gasses out

Aspie will strike with cyril for 2 rounds
Realise he's only winning 70% of the exchanges compared to his usual 90%
Take cyril down
Kimura submission win round 3

>>151524461
What you said happens but within 4 minutes

>>151524137
They aren't making money, and they're scrubs.

Tom is like Tom from Tom and Jerry and Gane like Jerry from Tom and Jerry

Make the kitty wild out like Tom and Jerry
Wild out like Tom and Jerry

How many cocks fit in the Galactic Throat?

can someone post the strickland "the raped" meme

Notice not one single Gane bet slip has been posted

>>151524604
Gambling is degenerate. Fans of Gane know this.

never ask a woman her age, a man his salary or a Ganecel to post slip

>random French-Canadian off the street beats up a top 15 mma fighter for not speaking french

Why are anglosissies so pathetic ?

>>151524604
I don't bet. I post picks.

>>151524651
how the mighty have fallen

Gane will dominate Aspinal. It won't even be close.

The Ariel v Moneyberg interview was good. Good looking out to the fellow leaf that posted it

>>151524495
I'm like Tom in the episode "Blue Cat Blues"

>>151524426
Leave Dana to me

Gane’s disciples invest in the STEM industry to aid in the progression of humankind. Gambling doesn’t provide any benefit to society.

>>151524683
Ganes ancestor :)

>>151524690
Fuck you

>>151524631
So is homosexuality

>>151524690
I hate you

Gane heals Tom's retard son of his ailment by placing his hand on his head like a televangelist

>literally every breakdown of Aspinall v Gane is is slobbering over all of Tom's lack of fight time.
>no real analysis on how they match up against each other, just praise for his finishing ability
Is it really that simple? I mean the total lack of regard for Gane's main strength, his unusual defensiveness for hw, makes me feel like this is a trap matchup.
I'm leaning Aspinall by R2 sub but even feels like a guess considering we don't actually know how good his grappling is.

Gane by TKO in the fourth.

piloting Kody Steele like a mech

With odds like these, still not a single Gane bet slip posted. Really makes you think.

>>151524803
What further analysis is there when we barely know anything about Tom because his fights are so short?
You can suggest he may struggle in later rounds but it’s pure conjecture

>>151524708
>>151524748

>>151524657
Your picks are worthless and not even your mom cares about them

Gane by KO (Varial Heelflip)

Tom moves like a Welterweight
but Gane moves like a Bantamweight

>>151524913
My mom actually visited to see her grandchildren last weekend and she asked me if Jake Paul was still champion.

>>151524862
im rooting for tom and i dont like seeing gane get downplayed this hard in the odds, getting flashbacks of shahbazyan vs brunson

oh no I sure hope Satan doesn't try to provoke me into gambling by repeatedly badgering me

we all remember what happened

>>151524939
good one b

a galactic throat nigga with his brains blown out
in the same octagon his knee blew out

>>151524862
Where's your slip?

>>151524996
gay reply d

>>151525005
talmbout Naroditsky b?

>>151525010
It's harder to bet on the favorite. Tom is such a a heavy favorite the payout is shit.

If you want to make money on Tom winning you have to be pick the manner and round in which he'll win.

You can make a shit ton of money just by betting the moneyline on Gane. No one doe though because they don't actually believe he's going to win. If they did, they would be taking advantage of these great odds.

>>151525052
>getting your competition to permaheem themselves
these new age chess strategies are gettin out of hand

>>151525082
mf is ice cold. imagine if he cared about mma

>>151525075
No slip?

>>151525075
ahh a fellow broke reddit bitch, welcome!

>>151524774
Then Gane grows devil horns and makes him more retarded than ever before

>>151525094
This guy retired from competitions years ago, he’s just doing this for love of the game

>>151525112
It ok, we know it's just shit posting. I won't tell anyone don't worry.

I'm talking mega retarded, critters mixed with gremlins squealing little bastard retarded

Quiet Confidence. Gane.

>>151525118
+320 for Gane to win. Easy money right lmao

>>151525157
3 to 1 moneyline? Where does the fight take place again, Vegas? Definitely rigged goodnight irene

Just put $1000 down on Gane. They didn't give me a slip though, but the guy at the counter said he'd remember my face.

just put 10$ donation to Tom's "gosuckme" fund to help reinforce his son's fontanelle

>>151525180
That's wassup, he must have really respected you they don't normally do that

>>151525176
It's in durka durka stan I believe, like most UFC events since MMA is a thridie sport now

two former champions have tried to solve the gane puzzle. only two have succeeded.

>Chris Barnett +350 against Hamdy
FREE MONEY
>Chris Barnett +350 against Hamdy
FREE MONEY

>>151525199
Hmm, Gane might win then those Saudis run a clean operation if those odds increase Ill be moving a small fortune into the underdog line before Saturday night

Derek Moneybreg is conquerer alpha god

Las Vegas commission would rig fights for a pack of gum and a $5 bill, that shit doesn't fly in Saudi Arabia pal

>>151525138
Slip?

Everyone knows Tom is gonna win, so in order to make money off him you have to pick whether he'll dribble his milk dud looking ass skull off the canvas like a basketball, or if he'll rip his dandy french arm out of its socket.

how many champions are defending in france

If you’re so invested you create betting strategies, then you’re a subhuman degenerate who deserves to get heemed daily

>>151525269
If you're so sure he's gonna win then just bet more?

When I DO win money on Gane I WILL be posting my receipt and enjoying whatever you broke reddit bitches make up on the spot to cope.

>>151525222
Betting sites only accept US dollars, not homosexual 4chan memes unfortunately for you

uskbekistan amma fc

>>151525290
What?

you guys aren't posting slip because you're scared cowards, I'm not posting slip because I'm a based genius

I bet I could heem you

I posit you this; Raja vs Charlie Krik

>>151525281
Smart bet is Tom by sub. Oddmakers seem to think the most likely outcome is Tom caving his black french head in, but they're still offering a decent payout for sub.

but conor didnt tell them which island he was staying near in his yacht

>>151525326
Are you going to post your slip?

If draft kings only accepted homosexual 4chan memes then all the game posters could post slips

>>151525346
>game posters

"This does not fookin' slip" - Tom Aspinall

>>151525284
Why not post your slip now?

>>151525346
FUCK I just lost The Game

post dramatic tkos

>>151525346
I identify as a game poster

Gane get autocorrected on my phone, probably because he's a bum

>>151525424
I’m Arabic

https://youtu.be/1EDBzQaGHDI?si=Q0Sm4Vzxk3n1wzqW&t=22

https://youtu.be/1EDBzQaGHDI?si=Q0Sm4Vzxk3n1wzqW&t=22

https://youtu.be/1EDBzQaGHDI?si=Q0Sm4Vzxk3n1wzqW&t=22

https://youtu.be/1EDBzQaGHDI?si=Q0Sm4Vzxk3n1wzqW&t=22

>see twitter post image
>expand image to read it
>i train with this guy named S-
>close image
crazy to think how many times i have been fooled into opening that image

>>151525441
Yeah we knew, this board has flags

I train with a guy named Jon Jones and he sucks cock better than his wife!

Ciryl Game

*ahem* nigger

After Borat land catches up to current trends and becomes bored with MMA, India will carry the torch into the future

>>151525424
Wow you must be betting a lot of money on an Aspinall win

>>151525551
Can't find good odds on him anywhere. No one has any faith in Gane to win.

they tried to rob gane again but got the wrong address

Tom Aspinall to his kid: "stir dem beans"

>>151525623
This guy made more money than the entire UFC roster combined last year lmao

>>151525595
Why would that matter if you're so sure he's gonna win? Do you not have the money to bet more?

This card sucks.

i waited out in the blistering cold for gane and he signed my autograph

>>151525658
>making the wmma co-main so its 5 miserable rounds of garbage
FUCK you DANA you FAGGOT

>>151525648
Can't find any good odds on Tom. That's because no one thinks Gane will win. It's rough, but it is what it is.

+320 Gane moneyline is real nice though, problem is Gane would have to win to collect that money, which no one actually believes is going to happen hence the zero bet slips posted.

>>151525658
UFC is washed.

>>151525675
So you're poor or scared?

no stars ufc

>>151525694
Yeah I've been trying to figure out why no one has taken the +320 myself, because even a poor person could get a decent payout with those odds.

>>151525658
weird lady fight makes it shit

>>151525709
Would you say your lack of funds or courage is driving you to not bet Aspinall?

>>151523490
Umar/Bautista is a better fight than any of the fights underneath it, on account of the skill level and what it means for the division.
Volkov/Almeida just has nothing in it, for me. Almeida will likely win, and in an unsatisfying way.
Delgado/Wood is a nothing fight.

>>151525771
its my faith in Jesus Christ anon. Gambling is for degenerates who goto hell.

>>151525709
Oh yeah because cereal gane would actually have to win, that why no one has taken the +320

>>151525803
Nah I have no faith, just like the betting public has no faith in Gane hence the dogshit moneyline on Tom winning

>>151524024
To be fair Tom Aspinall is not worth anywhere near $700k. He's a charisma blackhole. He's not bringing in any money to the UFC.

>>151525842
Why are you so scared of the moneyline? Just bet more

>>151525842
I have no faith either but I'm still boying Gane because I'm not a low IQ council flat living glue sniffer or flagrant BBC obsessed homosexual (which are the two demographics which comprise Aspinall fans).

Got really quiet

>>151525961
Gane fans are the ones spamming about BBC and posting their clitty cages however

See you on the weekend :)

>>151525987
>posting their clitty cages however
that's a sign of respect for greatness, it's not a racial or sexual thing

>>151526050
This

>>151525961
I wish Gane wasn't a bum, I'd definitely drop a hundo on him

Tie Domi would fuck Aspinall up

In many ways, Gane has already won

>>151526068
In all of the important ways Gane has already lost

Imagine gane gets aspinal with aspin elbow heem.. now thats something

The problem with Gane is his lack of work ethic. He showed zero grappling improvement over his ufc career despite it being a huge weak point.

He seems to be content with heeming fat bums in the hw division

Gane by KO (Cannonball)

Paul Craig,
Chama

Cyril Gane.

Stop running Tomala

Cyrillic гaнe

Why haven’t any Aspinall supporters showed their bets?

Are truck stop hookers still a thing? I'm considering a career in truck driving.

>>151526188
Spent their checks on Gane flavored and shaped dildos.

>>151526066
props for knowing who Tie Domi is

>>151526198
yeah I just met up with your mom last night

>>151526188
Nobody bets on such a heavy favorite outside of parlays but even then your just asking to lose money.

>>151526209
My mom is underaged you pedo freak

>>151526221
BOK BOKBOKBOK BOK

3 DAYS

>>151526198
Just go to sketch asian parlors. 9 times out of 10 theyre actually brothels.

>>151526221
Chicken!

Bock bock bock!

oh shit the murzakanov fight is this weekend. the original obscure fighter

>>151526221
>Nobody

So you

>>151526144
Who the fuck is that?

The house always wins. To get paid you either have to count on lazy nigger cereal gone to stop playing FIFA long enough to learn white belt jiu jitsu skills, or stake enough money to buy a Honda Civic on aspinall winning just to get enough for a McDonalds meal

>>151526278
nooooo balls

>>151526278
*wipes my ass*

Here's some spare change bud

>>151526278
but Gane is white?

heh this guys a fuckin chicken

>>151526302
>Gane is white
Compared to you, sure he is.

>>151526243
It just clicked that Dana is a communist and that's why he likes this dumbass Russian slap shit

4chan: Gane
R*ddit: Asspenis

I don't care what you say. Gane is going to win because the same guys picking Aspinall are the same dudes that always pick the wrong winner. Simple as.

>>151526401
>oh no I cant belive i broke my knee or something

>>151526396
Yeah how did Alex Pereddit do in his last fight

>>151522653
ufc re-sign this man

Poachan

>>151526459
For what the janitorial staff

>>151526474
fuck you, bitch

Might be a good idea since the standard UFC HW contract also includes custodial duties

Gane looks like he has the personality of a doorknob

Tom by heem.

AND WITH WHAT WE’VE GOT

>>151526498
Tom is a cringe faggot but he's better at fighting than Gane

Gane by spinning nothing

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>151526557
What's up with Polack right orgs and these shitty temporary tattoos all over their backs and shit? Just put the sponsor on the shorts like a civilized person.

Nina got fingered by a UFC fighter

>>151526602
What did it take?

>Have to tune in at fuckin 2 pm
evil fucking company

With the cliffs to our backs they’ll think it’s all over for us.

>>151526557
why did they only fight him 1 at a time?
also, kek, he took out the fucking one armed one first

>>151526768
Dana is single handily responsible for me being a virgin

>>151526585
nah branding them like cattle is way more kino

>>151526853
he usually pays extra for those so you should be good soon b

>>151526768
European sport
Die mutt

Poor poor Tomala....Gane's BBC will put xher in xher place

ciryl tripod gane

people are overrating Aspie so hard saying his speed is too much for heavyweights.
he literally eats a knuckle sandwich every single fight he's in, and his legs aren't compromised.
Gane will stick him in the face and chew his legs until he finds opportunity to land hard on his noggin.
Aspie has let his recent wins get to his own head because he beat the previous "boogeyman" and a literal handicapped person in under a round.
Gane is too cerebral to let Tom play his usual game and bull rush him like he has done everyone else.
Gane wins by TKO round 3.

Yeah im thinking gane will heem aspinal

>>151527249
Phenomenal analysis

>>151527135
Those retarded retards have great taste in movies.

>>151527249
Excellent post
Tomala redditors are genuinely retarded and don't see the writing on the wall

Cyril Gane? Sybil Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151527249
This is why no Tom fans have posted their bets.

Do you swine want to see a pearl?

Its all placenta for Jailmeida

Gane via 619

>>151524187
I fuckin hate when this happens

>>151524187
>>151527546
Yeah I wouldn't know anything about this because I'm not some alcoholic retard.

>>151527580
just a normal retard then, huh?

Leeks are the best vegetable i have discovered

beam me up scottie pippen

>>151527601
Better fit for your cornhole, faggot bitch? Respectfully

>>151523323
Gane is going to heem this nigga’s lymph nodes and kill him.

gane doesnt get caught like these bums aspinall has KOd. hes a 1337 striker with the mewment of a god

I have...an thick peins

>>151527768
ESL chink with a small clitty

>>151527768
>t.

It was all a dream, a mirage, a bubble in the stream.

Retirer de Quitter

>>151527909
what the fuck is that Dana White? hey Dana! you're ugly!

>>151527925
That’s not Dana White, that’s just another bald, repulsive freak.
Monitor status: on.

if i were ever in a fight i would foot reap my opponent to the ground then axe kick him while he’s on his back. fortunately nobody has ever been stupid enough to fuck with me yet so i’ve never had to pull out this technique

>>151527889
Oh how it’s so easy to quit in those final moments (life).

>>151527948
can't foot reap me if I pull guard on the pavement and crack my spine paralyzing myself, dumb bitch

>>151527909
this dude is a fucking rat. he so clearly has a vested interest in the ali act changes

Bryan battle has left the ufc and signed to the pfl. This is the start of a revolution

Bryan Fattle was viciously cut from the UFC and forced into PFL servitude

>>151527702
He was a cunt hair away from getting heemed by that fat samoan bum who drinks out of shoes

Is Brian Batle named after that King of Fighters character? Food for thought

J Roc baby
J Roc Baby

joshua van is so small because he's so young
one day he will be a heavyweight

>>151528241
Asuelu?????

My fiefdom for Ray Borgs retrun to the cage

the plot thickens. ariel uncovered the hidden incentive andy foster has for supporting the bill, which is that mark ratner is retiring soon and tko might have foster take his place

Daniel Prostitute versus Armenian Tsar Rookie Man

By popular demand, Joshua Weems has just been re-signed to the UFC.

>>151528409
That’s cool and all, but whatever you do, don’t look behind your shoulder from midnight to 3 am.

I need to confess /heem/, I've gotta confess something to you.

>>151525446
gane ko round 2

They call me the confessor.

I did actually join some of spammy's banter at Finland, I lied because I was embarrassed. You know how things get sometimes man, spammy has such a way with words man.

Who could ever forget DDDDPS and DDDDDMMMM

ClozaGOD got 'em oinkin'

no one cares nigger

Talking to myself over heah

>>151528609
Nigger, fr?

Demento Huang

>>151528630
haha that's crazy....next.

Actual fuck is this even? Come on.

I miss Schaub posting b

>>151528655
I hope Coral isn't happy, wherever he is.

I would kill spammy in a hand to hand combat situation matter of fact I'd heem every here

Gmhh

Gane's massive hairy hawlg

>>151528660
Me too, but I never would raise my hand to him in violence unless I had absolutely no alternative. For he is my brother, and I l
will always love him.

I I

>>151528674
nah fuck that

Gamrot makes le clams rot

>>151519405
Right on the button.

All I want spammy to know is that suppose we were both hiking upon highest ridge and he slipped over the ledge of the deepest chasm clutching my hand for his life while my own feet begin to slide towards the side that I would NEVER, EVER let you go.

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Aspinall. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

>>151528728
And that's as real as it gets.

Aspinall is essentially a more refined ngannou

>>151528728
You enjoy the attention he gives you

>>151528730
who?

make the fuckin thread nigger

Nigger

>>151528784
excellent post

>>151528784
its always italy

>>151528730
I don't consider Ian jacked, really. I wouldn't have a problem telling Ian what I think of Tomala, that's for sure. He'd probably agree to be quite honest, I fear.

Aspinall will gas out after failing to crotchsniff Gane and missing all of his strikes

Gane will retire Tom Reddit after a 5 round masterclass.

Stop pulling this gay little XD reddit shit. Make the THREAD NOW. IM NOT ASKINIG

After tom sparks gane out cold all brown women will submit to bwc.

look at this gane thread
>>151523850
>>151523850

>>151528971
in here >>151518716

>>151528730
>the hottest dudes
how hot