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>>151509361

Baker Mayfield cost me a win in fantasy.

>>151514590 (OP)
Is that gay porn?

>>151514602
All porn is gay. you're watching another man fuck.

>>151514608
Even lesbian porn?

>>151514617
a man is filming

>6 posts in
>no mahomo pasta
nature is healing

>>151514620
Gay or straight?

>>151514608
Wait-

Mahomes sucks and has no aura
Here's a list of QBs that have been objectively better in the current and last seasons:
Hurts McKee Goff Mayfield Allen Jackson Burrow Herbert Stafford Darbold Daniels
Prescott (D.) Jones (M.) Jones Maye Nix Flacco Rodgers Penix Cousins Lock Dobbs Brissett Richardson Young Ward McCarthy Minshew Heinicke Rush Wilson Lawrence Stroud Browning Williams Carr Purdy Smith Murray Pickett
And so on.

lets laugh at this anon who posted at the bump limit thread
>>151514642

>>151514620
No dudes it's hetero

>>151514590 (OP)
what happened to mtv?

>>151514652
That guy has the right idea but forgot to include Kenny Pickett in his list

>using 2024 data
ishygddt

>>151514654
They gave us the Alice in Chains mtv unplugged they can rest in peace

>>151514654
It's all gay porn now. You need no dudes.

CONGRATULATIONS TYLER LOCKETT, YOU ARE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

>>151514590 (OP)
BAKEY IS SHAKEY :)))
BUSCKEKY GETTING QUAKEY

>>151514685
Stop shouting

>>151514608
What about female solo JOI?

>>151514698
>>151514678
I'd rather watch gore again wtf is this shit
A woman's lips are designed for cock

>>151514690
Seriously you're too loud

>>151514718
Cock? You sound really gay

this nigga searching for lesbian porn on tumblr

>>151514741
Having kids implies he fucked his wife which is gay

>>151514737
No he's obviously a pedo

>2566
>2577
>2574
That's a lot of lesbian porn. Get help.

FLY LION FLY
IN THE RIAD TI WINNING GAME
TOUCHDOWN 1 2 3
WE ARE WINNING GAME

the doctor is in

>>151514670
That's what you get for showing shows about underage sex instead of music videos like you did in the 80s

>>151514796
Is it girls or kissing you don't like? Also, kissing isn't porn.

>>151514799
1. Stop shouting
2. Your post is a lame knock off
3. If it has wings it's not a Lion it's a Sphinx

>>151514802
The Bears should have done it 2 years ago.

didn't watch the late ass hawks game. what is going on here?

>>151514851
Is that gay porn?

This one Anon is very upset over the gay porn comment.

>>151514851
Scavenging.

>>151514734
>posts gay women
i am BEGGING YOU to go back to posting gore

>>151514871
Are you upset?

>>151514877
Is it kissing or women you don't like?

The Superbowl is going to be the Bears beating the Colts and you guys will like it.

>>151514910
The Bears and the Colts in a Super Bowl? Psh, like that will ever happen.

>>151514910
I got the eagles beating the patriots

dunk on refs

>>151514926
I've got patriots getting eliminated by a last minute tyquan Thornton touchdown but they make waves next year

lions fans are insufferable

>>151514959
Hey man, if lions fans could read this they'd blame the refs

If he came out of retirement, fresh off a torn triceps, was immediately the Eagles best pass rusher, and was a catalyst in yet another Super Bowl, would he finally have a Hall of Fame case?

>>151514959
To be fair, Lions are the new bandwagon team this year. Most of the "lions trolls" are not real Detroit fans.

I think the Eagles might have a case for being the best of these teams, despite being physically incapable of actually playing well. Also, the 49ers are definitely the worst

>>151514627
>you can put it anywhere
that's when I became fully activated as a male

>>151514959
all me and my sockpuppets btw

Why do most teams neglect to build an O-Line or is it the current O-Line meta is obsolete? Do teams need to move away from the obese linemen who get winded after a few plays?

>>151515038
They mostly live in Michigan but they're also the same fans who wear UofM gear to games and act like Tom Brady was this beloved Michigan QB before he won 5 rings.

The Old Lions fans like myself are a bunch of sickos who laugh about the horrific things we witnessed. I still remember that fucking Gym Shortz challenge on Thanksgiving. Fucking retard.

>>151515078
it's hard to find OLinemen that are not only good but also durable

>>151515038
>no true lions fan

:/

Would the Niners trade away Brock Purdy for Max Crosby from the Raiders?

why does Bo upset non whites so much?

>>151515181
Yes. The question is whether the Raiders would be stupid enough.

>>151515045
You don’t think, you’re subhuman cattle who watches this rigged slop

Patriots getting the 1 seed?

>>151515217
>Raiders
you mean mark, and yes he is

Colts remaining schedule
>Titans: W
>Steelers: W
>Falcons: W
>Chiefs: ...L?
Jaguars: W
Seahawks: W
>49ers: W
>Jaguars: W
>Texans: W

AFC WEST looking like the strongest division in football!

>>151515263
In reality this is because they play the afc south

Who do you think will move the most by January?

>>151515086
hey, that's "super bowl champion gym shorts" to you

>>151515192
you just fabricated that in your mind to fuel your victim complex

Foul on the play... DEFENCE
>*points aggressively in your teams direction*

>>151515263
even though I don't care for the packers, it would be very funny if the Cowboys pick for Parsons ends up being 31 or 32 after all that grandstanding

feels good to be #1

>>151515275
>Patriots have by far the lowest SOS
That explains it

>>151515279
tez totally fucked bo's sisters

>>151515291
>beating bad teams is LE BAD XD!

:/

>>151515276
I never said he was a bad DC just don't let him be a HC.

>>151515310
i can go along with that

>>151515301
You'll be begging for those bad teams when they get blown out in the playoffs.

>hurt my back and now it burns when i pee after fucking some femboy

still worth it though

Giants won KWABOTW

>>151515288
>Packers Playoff Probability 82%
>Lions Playoff Probability 83%

>ESPN Division winner odds
>Packers +100
>Lions +130

Listen big bro. You ain't that guy anymore. Rodgers and Favre aren't going to parachute in at max power and save you from Love melting down in meaningful games. I'm sorry but you're gonna slip.

>>151515301
It's not bad but it implies that if they make the 1 seed they'll be 1 and done

>>151515331
anyway, go rams

>>151515339
Vegas doesn't decide who wins the division. Games do. And you already lost.

>>151515222
Not sure why you quoted me while you were talking to your mirror, but thanks for the reply

>>151515339
silence goofer

>>151515359
Yeah I know you beat up pear and square.
Just don't slip.

You beat us in Week 1 and I can't argue with that.
Just don't slip.

I mean you've also have a stupid easy schedule and an early BYE week with horrible rest going into our second match but you did beat us in Week 1.
Just don't slip.

I mean Love still hasn't figure it out in Year 6 and you haven't won a division since people were wearing masks to games.
Just don't slip big guy.

You are definitely not last year's Vikings thriving off of an easy schedule. Definitely not.

Just dropped a fat stinky Baker Mayfield in the office shitter.

>>151515398
Now play Jordan Love's Greatest hits.

Seahawks / Lions NFCCG

OHNONONONONOONOOOO
RAVNEDISISSSIES

NO MADDEN FOR YOU, YOU ARE GROUNDED!

>>151515432
I forgot the news!
>[The Baltimore Sun] Ravens coaches reportedly remove “distractions” like ping pong and video games from locker room after loss to Chiefs

NO MORE FORTNITE!

>took away the ping pong tables
he's gone, but what team will hire him next season?

Will Jon Harbaugh go to College or coach Miami next season?

>>151515439
>taking the Ping Pong table
It's over...

How did Houston do all of this and lose?

>>151515476
Well you see the rest of the game occured.

This was a loss we had in 2020 on our way to winning a Super Bowl so yeah I don't believe losing in Detroit means the sky is falling.

the bucanneers are on pace for an NFL record 89 injuries this season, with evans now out for the season (likely career ending).

>>151515532
thats about 6 severe injuries per game.

ship of thesueus ahhh team

>people itt are so insecure in their heterosexuality that the sight of a penis makes them recoil because they fear it'll make them gay
KWAB

>>151515532
bros is it sustainable to be losing 6 or 7 players every game?

>>151515555
Nice digits, Aaron.

>>151515263
raiders?????

>>151515572
The XFL team? What about them?

Is the colts going 6-1 just a fluke? I can’t imagine them even putting up two TD’s on the chiefs

they should relocate the miami dolphins to salt lake city

I predict the Broncos end up scoring less than 10 points next game
>>151515589
the NFL is shit this year so not really, they've got a good roster. I expect them to beat the Chiefs who put out vanilla play in a close game in order not to give up spags complete plan for stopping Jonathan Taylor until playoffs.

>>151515632
>the NFL is shit this year
every team being janky makes the games more interesting

>>151515589
You mean the team that's currently 3rd in the AFCW?

>why does Stroud suck now?
He should honestly be fined for this. Makes the league look like a fucking joke.

>>151515649
I would mog his ass in clash royale

Detroit Lions
>broke Lamar Jackson
>broke the Buccs
>showed that Chiefs are still a contender
I want a Chiefs rematch. Good season so far though Lions bros. Shep was cooking

>>151515649
>it’s real
Holy fuck man it’s genuinely over for him

>>151515645
im not referring to the product, I just mean the individual make up of each team

i posit you the Bills, and the Jaguars.

Everybody is saying the Jaguars are frauds, and silent on Buffalo but their wins against the Chiefs, 49ers, and Panthers who are all 4-3 or better, are way better than the 4-2 bills whom beat the Jets, Dolphins, Ravens, and Saints.

>>151515662
Lions only lost because reffies took away Goff’s based touchdown catch. The team was demoralized from that point on.

>>151515619
I remember kangzfags getting real fucking yappy about mcsharty this past offseason

>>151515667
i don't think it's contested that the bills have had a soft schedule

>>151515078
It's not that most teams are neglecting it. There's simply not enough quality O-line talent for all 32 teams so most teams don't focus on it.

DRAKE MAYE CALLS TOM BRADY CHECKDOWN CHARLIE

>>151515339
27-13

>>151515673
Agreed. It did fuck the tempo, which I felt like Lions' blown fourth down in the red zone last night also did. They really should've kicked it there
That said, we got a little refball last night, though not as bad as the Chiefs got

>>151515709
Just seems odd that more teams don't priortize picking a good LT first in the draft rather than a QB or WR but I digress.

>>151515738
The most wtf moment was refs not calling the trip sack. I think the tangled interception was a fair call for Detroit. I have no clue what Campbell was trying to do with his last challenge of the fumble/recovery from the Buccs

>>151515762
i think he was just using it as an extra long timeout and maybe have the ball spotted in a better position for them

>Philadelphia Eagles on Instagram: "OUT OF RETIREMENT HE COMES! We’ve agreed to terms with DE Brandon Graham. Bring on Season 16 "

winners dont do this

>>151515762
My guess is it was meant to be an extended timeout to give his defense time to rest. I don't know how that loophole hasn't been exploited more often, or even why it's legal.

>>151515533
mostly the shitass o-line's fault, but CJ seems scared to audible out of plays or change protection

>>151515762
>I think the tangled interception was a fair call for Detroit
I disagree heavily.
>if two opposing players simultaneously possess a pass, the ball is awarded to the offense

The Bucs weren't winning that game regardless but overturning that first down was bullshit. In no way, shape, or form was that clear and obvious evidence to overturn. What the fuck is the point of having the clear and obvious rule if you're going to ignore it?

After week #7 only Matthew Stafford's stats are close to Mahomes and that's only because Mahomes got benched in the 3rd quarter.

Now that Mahomes has his weapons the gap is only going to grow.

>After week #7 only Matthew Stafford's stats are close to Mahomes and that's only because Mahomes got benched in the 3rd quarter.
>
>Now that Mahomes has his weapons the gap is only going to grow.

>>151515821
It's Tuesday, why aren't you at work

>>151514608
....you don't wipe your own asshole, do you? What the fuck is wrong with Chiefs flyover fags?

my soon to be 8-9 chicago bears

>>151515813
You literally see the ball is 2 inches short in video replay. Or did we need an index card for proof?

>>151515788
The offense never possessed the ball.

>>151515839
You do not have a straight line angle to determine if the ball was truly behind the line to gain and thus it is not clear and obvious. Kill yourself.

https://youtu.be/79f9PQ_rXHk&t=119

https://youtu.be/79f9PQ_rXHk&t=119

https://youtu.be/79f9PQ_rXHk&t=119

>>151515848
He held on to it all the way onto the ground. He also grabbed it before the defensive player

>>151515845
>sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>151515839
the balls have RFID trackers but they refuse to use them for...reasons

toxins traded the only serviceable lineman they had btw

I went dancing last night and I am fucking sick as a dog. Why are human beings so gross? Frank was unironically right

>>151515850
Computer chip in the ball.

>>151515737
It's going to be another Chiefs-Eagles episode, isn't it....

>>151515876
they're probably just gathering data this season to make sure the tech actually works. they were using it for spotting during the preseason if i remember correctly

>>151515876
>reasons

>>151515898
>>151515901
lol

>>151515737
You barely beat the Cardinals and Bengals. No one takes your week 1 win seriously.

>>151515839
This >>151515850
Based on all the precedent ever, it should not have been clear enough to overturn the call on the field.

>>151515898
>>151515901
>>151515916

>>151515898
Sorry that dancing is forbidden by your prophet who was raped by a pack of Zutts in the sweltering summer of 612.

>>151515909
>mlb: canada vs LgAy
>nfl: chiefs vs eagles again
>nba: some gay shit idk
why must sports be so awful, is it gambling?

>>151515855
But did he possess the ball?

>>151515788
Offense had a greater case for possession

>>151515923
One more outburst like that and I'm going to throw the flag for Intentional Bitching.

>>151515934
reread my previous post

I meant defense* >>151515936

>>151515936
>Defender caught the ball with 2 hands
>Offensive player tried to squeeze it with his arm and didn't survive going to the ground anyway
It was overturned.

>Has only played 2 real teams in the Eagles and Lions
>Lost both of them by multiple possessions
Fraud status???

>>151515971
Not as fraud as the Packers. Even ESPN won't carry water for them.

>>151515966
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

So can we finally put to bed the ridiculous claim that Hurts and the Eagles can't win a game passing?

>>151515966
That's a troon with hip implants. Female anatomy looks nothing like that.

What the fuck is this bullshit

>>151515709
This. Some teams try to Moneyball it but you at least need one good tackle

>>151515987
Helluva tuck job then.
>dude I work at Chipotle, I am very well versed on female anatomy and how the Jews fool us

>>151515737
>outside looking in

>>151515978
monitor on bitchknees

>>151515993
I have no idea which ones are supposed to be the “circle” because when I type in the captcha from the “circle” letters, it’s incorrect.

>>151515993
easy if you arent a smooth brain

>>151515985
AJ Brown is like
>"you could've been feeding me all this time"

>>151515993
good morning I hate mods

>>151515993
Damn my auto captcha solver wouldn’t stand a chance against that

Good morning Saars

>>151515999
You patriots fans know all about tucking and tuck rules.

>>151516027
Damn right.

>>151515993
>moot
>we'll only have captcha until the spam from anontalk ends
>anontalk literally shutdown and it's owner went to prison like a decade ago
>still have captcha

:/

>>151515977
Packers fraud status is unknown. They have a nice win over the healthy Lions.

>>151515279
You just know Tez Johnson learned this behavior from living in that household with No Nix

>>151515777
he has 2 owl rings, he is a winner.

What did he mean by this?

It’s Maye

>>151516054
i'm actually impressed tua managed to survive this game

>>151516061
lol

>>151516061
Imagine Ben Johnson with Drake

>>151516072
>i-it doesn't count, OK!!!

>>151515950
>>151515945

>>151516054
How are you gonna trust >pooa to throw the ball on third and long from your own 2? Mcreddit is a retard

>>151516061
>completion % above expected
Why don't they just set lower expectations for the bad quarterbacks?

>>151516063
mcdaniel is determined to kill him as his final act as the dolphins hc, so he'll keep starting him. maybe it was his plan all along and he never actually believed in him, kinda based ngl

>>151516081
This

>>151516076
Just giving some context, tripfriend. You don't have to get all worked up, but I guess a hit dog will holler.

>>151516076
I’m originally from New Delhi and I’m happy JD Vance is in office. The Trump admin is planning on bringing the rest of my family over and granting them asylum.

The Chiefs have assembled all the puzzle pieces and have unlocked the key to total domination. Your worst fears have been realized. All opposition shall be vanquished. All eyes will weep, all mouths will round with lamentation.

Shout to the heavens all you like. Your prayers will go unanswered. For all non-Chiefs fans, welcome to Hell.

I'm going to post some mp4s

>>151516108
Lane is so fucking good.

>>151516098
No, you are passively posing an argument. Have you seen Drake's balls? They are lasers with a perfect spin. His scrambles have left defenders in the dust. If that Jew Kraft dares to open his pocketbook for some free agents at the trade deadline, he may have some actual weapons to put up some even greater numbers. I think you're just mad the Bills are on the decline and the league has to deal with the Patriots reborn.

>>151516101
They better get on the Chiefs' season ticket waitlist now, then.

is mike evans hurt again, nigga just came back

>>151516061
why does everyone hate love?

Seahawks Lions NFCCG

Jaylon Moore is a starter in this league, he shouldn't be forced to be a backup tackle. Chiefs should set him free to a team that needs him like the Chargers. Nah just joking, life is good.

>>151516124
were actually broncos fans

>>151516131
>Darnold vs Goof
Would be an interesting spaghetti bowl

>>151516125
he broke is collarbone and will be out for most of the season

>>151516106
I need all of your Chiefs Momiji Inubashiris.

drake maye has an actual make-a-wish schedule and still lost to geno smINT in foxborough keek

>>151516132
You had no idea who this was 60 minutes ago

>>151516131
I turn the tv off immediately

>>151515993
I remember when this site didn't have no damn Captcha but you also had to type noko in the options or it would send you back to page 1 and not being able to find the thread

Cooper DeJean is so good

>>151516167
I'm pretty sure catalogs were added around the same time captcha was

>>151516118
>>151516144
isaiah rodgers deserved every single gamer word dm
but also the bomb to smith was gorgerous, might be the most impressive throw i've ever seen from hurts

>>151516115
No need to sperg this hard, I don't really care that much about >your shit team

>>151514617
Lesbian porn isn't even sex

>>151516153
>actual make-a-wish schedule
I thought you were joking about this then I googled it. It's the most easiest schedule I've seen in my life.

>>151516180
I still miss Isaiah, but he did get cooked repeatedly

>>151516160
Isn’t this Riley Reid?

>>151516073
couldve happened if not for ryan poles being fat and retarded

>>151516182
You don't know ball, m8. It's all good.

>>151516200
No, go cowboys btw!

>>151516178
Yes but talking about the time before Captchas

>>151516185
It's unlikely at this rate that he'll be tested by an actual talented and healthy secondary

>>151516149
zamn, he will announce retirement soon probs

>>151516226
Your nostalgia glasses have more dried sperm on them than riley's face if you think pre Captcha 4chan was some paradise.

I could suck a mean dick right about now

>>151516223
this is a sad reality for most white men in the west. The women spend years hooking up with black men and then when they finally want to settle down, they find a white cuck for a husband. White men are the most cucked human beings on the planet, it’s so embarrassing.

Imagine being a Vikuck

>>151516106
>and have unlocked the key to total domination
If they trade for an edge rush and make Brashard Smith their RB1 they become a super team.

>>151516226
Yeah I know, I was just saying that moot added them around the same time

>>151516243
>this is what /pol/ actually believes
M8, just because they don't want to fuck you doesn't mean they don't fuck white dudes. Lift, eat better, and brush your damn teef.

>>151516235
what are the safeties even doing

>>151516243
Maybe girls would be more likely to want to fuck you if you weren't a weird little racefag sperg

>>151516235
mcdaniels is such a lucky bastard to have yet another elite qb drop right into his lap. i'll die of laughter if someone gives him a 3rd chance as an hc

>thinking I browse /pol/
/gif/ is my home board, white men are complete beta males

>>151516243
gottah love how demoralized these 2016 tourists are

>>151516276
I could see Tennessee offering it to try and fuck over Vrabes.
>>151516272
'mirin

>>151516277
well this explains everything

>>151516233
Not impressive since he has low pass attempts. If he was asked to pass as many times as Stafford or Herbert he would have more turnovers. Eagles are a run team.

>>151516302
based

This right here is why the Patriots are atop the AFC East.

WHO WON KWABOTW
My entry is the Dolphins. They got blown out by the Browns

I was at the grocery store earlier and saw a white woman making out with a rigged black guy. I can’t believe us white men are this pathetic, I can’t even get a girlfriend and I’m 38

This is the first time in 5 years that I've seen bradysknee make more than 5 posts about his patriots on /nfl/. I'm proud of him. Glad he's being uppity and hopeful.

>goes from the giants to the colts
>gains the power of both manning brothers
can he be stopped?

>>151516336
Oh go complain to Asmongold's chat.

>>151516336
ripped*

>>151516353
rigged was funnier

>>151516347
That's not supported by the evidence. I guarantee I was insufferable Week 1 last year when the Pats booty clapped the Bengals.

>>151516333
either dolphins, giants or jags

>>151516326
i felt like i was going insane that entire draft process with all the hot takes about maye not being nfl-ready. how the fuck did the commies trick themselves into drafting robert griffin the fourth instead of this man

Doctors always expected the injury to be 6 weeks, but someone told you it was "2-4" weeks first and then gave the 6 weeks remark a few days later when less people are listening.

>>151516348
I think he's a shitty QB that went to a stacked team similar to Jimmy G winning on the 49ers.

Dart is proof that the Giants weren't a bad team, they just weren't good enough to carry a complete bum like Daniel Jones. Put a good QB on the Colts and they are a superteam.

>>151516364
Maye is still unpolished, Sunday he was taking too many risks including the concussion scare. They need to drill into him he just needs to throw.

>>151516277
NFL = gay
NFL = mostly black
blacks = mostly gay

Gibbs is unironically the greatest running back in the NFL right now

Darnold to JSN is magic. Love watching these guys (hate watching Kubiak call momentum-killing trick plays)

how is Mike Mcdaniel still employed?
just fucking look at him
it's one thing to play the "sensitive nerd player's coach" when things are going well, but when you're shit, what do you bring to the table?
at least when things go bad for meatheads like vrabel, sirianni or campbell, they can try to rally the troops and will run through a wall and yell and try to inspire
when you're a shanny disciple all you have is the scheme, and when that fails, you have nothing

>>151516302
I hope for the Hooisers, but their defense is kind of slow.
>>151516372
He's hot-blooded

>>151515572
Don't worry about >us

>>151516381
Florida is a shithole.

>there are still faggots itt that take pee eff eff’s word as gospel
not even a queefs fan but what the fuck

>>151516302
>amateur football
kwab

>>151516392
Bo is WAY too low

>>151516392
>>151516403
>PFF
https://youtu.be/gNz3VF-IKE8&t=517

Bix Nood make ya seethe?

>>151516402
anal-lick-dicks has gone too far

>>151516392
Mahomes hasn't done shit this year. Geno and Bo are ass though, I'll give you that.

>>151516364
>how the fuck did the commies trick themselves into drafting robert griffin the fourth instead of this man
Maye is legit, but Daniels was absolutely the better QB last year. I always hate you hindsight artists who act so smug for using today's knowledge to answer yesterday's questions. And I ESPECIALLY hate the other 2024 QB draft class faggots. All of last year you people did the whole "we we're just a plucky team in a rebuild" shtick, but as soon as your QB looked halfway decent, you started shitting on 5

>>151516417
Why do you say that?

Drake maye is HIM

>>151515649
kek based

>>151516418
He did what Baker could not. Not so ass now that he has his weapons.

>>151516423
mr griffin IV had an actual NFL-caliber staff around him last year, maye had jerod mayo as his HC

>>151516392
Bo is WAY too high

Short

>>151516423
i was pounding the table for maye back when midaniels was still projected as a 3rd round pick where he correctly belonged, you can go lecture the flip-flopping lamestream media hacks about hindsight, but not me

>>151516448
>had an actual NFL-caliber staff around him last year
It's easier to just say you don't know ball. Daniels had more rush yards then Brob (our RB1), he was throwing to Ja-Corey Brooks (you don't know who that is), and EVERYONE said Ertz was washed at the start of the year. It was a 4 win team

How has Brian Daboll not been fired yet?

>>151516449
>>151516418
>>151516403
>>151516392
>PFF
Just trust my eye test bro, don't believe in stats or your own eye test.

>>151515775
>a new challenger approaches
Imagine if Maye had even half the weapons Mahomes has.

>>151516481
Drake maye had Tyquan thorton last season

>>151516492
no way he actually said that

>>151516463
so you’re saying the ccg run was fugazi? glad we’re on the same page.

I think the seahawks are the worst team in the League at trick plays.

>>151516493
Oh, well then...

>>151516481
Mahomes didn't have his weapons until a week ago.

Mahomes top WR was Thornton. You know, the guy your Patriiots didn't think was good enough for their practice squad.

>>151516492
Please be real

>>151516461
>back when midaniels was still projected as a 3rd round pick where he correctly belonged
Washington's offense is averaging 25.7 points per game, the Patriots are averaging 25.8. It really is just easier to admit that you don't watch games. The Patriots are doing better because their DC isn't a retarded coon
>>151516501
>inventing people to reply to
KWAB

Couple weeks ago the chiefs were dead but now we are back to mahomes mvp and the sky is opalite

>>151516509
>didn't have his weapons
>he NEEDS MORE HECKIN HELP
Baker's elevating. Are you saying Patty Cakes can't elevate?

>>151516505
Yes >we are AWFUL at trick plays. They've resulted in turnovers nearly every attempt under Kubiak.

>Refsan: Don't worry njigba-chan, I'll protect you.
>H-hai.

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>>151516524
>refs are bad peopl-

>>151516526
Meme stat

>>151516514
>Washington's offense is averaging 25.7 points per game
and didn't miss a beat when mariota was in there

Who won the kwaboty this week?

>>151516533
Cope post

>>151516533
You guys are going to start having to wake up about Drake Maye, or get bussy blasted into oblivion as the season goes on

Fans already want Aaron Glen fired for starting the season 0-7 but people forget that Kyle Shanahan started his coaching stint with the Niners by going 0-9

>>151516538
Brian Daboll

patriots are having their 2024 commies season, no need to seethe, just let it run its course until they get bootyblasted by a real team in the playoffs

>>151516551
Like whom?

>>151516551
I think they lose to the Colts in the conference championship

I can't get over that Raiders loss. How the hell did they beat the Patriots week 1? preseason week 5 I guess huh. They had no fight in them by half-time.
Impossible to more thoroughly dominate and dismantle a team any more than the Chiefs did. That's not supposed to happen in the NFL. looked like Bama vs. Mississippi State.
embarassing

>>151516520
>Baker's elevating
How did that go for him when he played the Lions? Turns out you need WR1s and not WR4s.

>>151516517
The last two weeks is what Mahomes used to look like in his first 4 seasons. The Taylor Swift era Mahomes was a fraud. He's back.

>>151516509
>has Brown
>has legendary TE
>has Thorton
>"b-b-but that's only 3 weapons, a rebuilt O-line and a top defense! He needs more help!!!

>>151516505
They are. Which makes no sense when their offense can move the ball just fine

Lameme status?

>>151516558
im not sure, its hard to tell with the afc because all of them are utterly useless when it comes to beating the mutt, so ill say chiefs

Sup, ball-knowers and students of the game?

>>151516537
Someone didn't watch the Atlanta game

>>151516533
Passer rating isn't even an advanced stat.

>>151516447
Baker's a fraud, so what?

>>151516538
Bakey

FYI I am the top rated /sp/ poster between the hours of 9-11 EST when threads have fewer than 100 posts and there are two tripfags lurking.

>>151516551
Seahawks too. Looked up all their wins, started laughing. Then looked up their remaining schedule, laughed even harder.

If you need all your receivers to even get to the playoffs, are you really the MVP?

>>151516580
Sup fren. Im watching tape right now gotta learn the game

Did you guys seriously meme yourselves into thinking Bakey wasn't always a meme QB?

>>151516460
Not a straight-line view. Not clear enough to overturn the call on the field.

>>151516578
Currently acquiring more help

>>151516569
>has Brown
Okay I'll give you that.
>has legendary TE
He's 36 years old.
>has Thorton
He wasn't good enough for the Patriots practice squad.

But yeah, now that he has Rice and Worthy he does in fact have a lot of weapons. This is the best Chiefs team I've seen in my life.

>>151516591
kek

>>151516592
They pretty much have the same schedule as the Rams

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>>151516381
McMemeial is a retard (seriously, why are you throwing it that many times in 50mph winds with constant rain), but there's no fucking point in firing him midseason. The reincarnation of Vince Lombardi couldn't do anything with this team. The roster is fucking trash, starting first and foremost with Pooa Turndaballova. The real question to ask is "how is Chris Grier still employed?"
>Zero (0) playoff wins with Chris Grier as general manager
>Built a retarded roster of all skill position players when everyone knows that playoff football is won/lost in the trenches
>Gave Pooa over 50M per year and 167M guaranteed

>>151516611
>both lost the the 49IRs
grim

>>151516579
The reffies remain the greatest obstacle if that's the case.

>>151516558
I think the anon means your QB is going to get tape'd like Jayden Daniels, CJ Stroud, and Bo Nix.

>>151516598
Based approach. I will look for numerological patterns in QB stats and zodiac signs myself and try to predict the next 300 SBs

>>151516381
I'm not sure you can really blame McSneedniel for the Dolphins. He's probably not a great HC, but look what he has to work with.

>>151516073
>>151516208
apparently the kangz tried to trade up for Maye also

>>151516625
>I can still throw it awa-ACK!
I love watching heroball get punished

>>151516592
Seahawks have a great defense and Darnold is and Smith-Njigba are having a great connection but if njigba ever gets injured, they'd be in deep trouble

>>151516613
Drake has a make-a-wish schedule. Google it.

I still cant get over the double review last night.

Why was Detroit refunded their challenge when the thing they challenged wasn't overturned?

>>151516640
Darnold has been playing pretty well all things considered.

>>151516645
Lions fans own refbitches

>>151516645
fans were chanting "refs you suck" really loud earlier and the reffies got scared

>>151516611
This might blow your mind but teams in divisions have pretty similar schedules.

>>151516649
Yeah he's been very solid to say the least. Vikings should have kept him

>>151516644
Even still, that stat is for any 6 game period in NFL history. So if there was another team with an easy schedule where the QB played Accurately and was a dual threat, that would be accounted for and that team would show up.

>>151516651
when has that ever been the case historically, reffies own detoilet

>>151516663
kek do you hear yourself?

>>151516640
>Seahawks have a great defense
Any defense can look good when you go against complete ass qbs
>Darnold
Did you watch last night? He's the same scrub he's always been

>>151516640
Darnold has unironically been a top 10 QB since KOC un-Jetsed him

>>151516666
The point is that it doesn't matter.
Since if it was solely related to Strength of Schedule, you would expect additional quarterbacks to show up.

>>151516645
According to the post-game presser,
>When a team challenges or the replay official stops the game, by rule all reviewable aspects of the play are under review.
Which makes you wonder why they even announce what exactly the coach is challenging. All that does is confuse people.

Brandon Graham

>>151516671
Name 5 QBs who aren't ass this year

>>151516672
Darnold played his way out of the MVP race with his fumble and INTs.

>>151516683
>pff
fuck off retard

>>151515777
Graham is coming out of retirement because the Eagles fear the Patriots.

>>151514712
A fellow man of exquisite taste I see.

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>>151516683
>PFF
https://youtu.be/gNz3VF-IKE8&t=517

>>151516671
>Did you watch last night? He's the same scrub he's always been
Good QBs have bad games sometimes, buddy retard. You need to evaluate the entire body of work over the season. In other words, you simply don't know ball.

these mayefags are gonna feel real silly come january

>>151516691
Bills fags, maybe Allen didn't have a stable back to take in the short yard Tuddies?

>>151516699
>heh, looks like your team that won 4 games last year lost in the AFC championship game. I bet you feel silly.

>>151516699
>r-right..?

>>151516685
Probably, yeah. Playing your way out of MVP consideration doesn't disqualify you from being considered a good QB though. Unless you're saying that you need to literally be one of the 3 best QBs in the season to be considered "good"... you're not retarded enough to suggest that, right?

>>151516683
I don't understand this graph. What the hell is an expected point? What are the metrics of their offensive grade?

>>151516699
Let them have their fun. He'll be taped like Bo, Jayden, and Stroud.

>>151516703
i mean just look at all the redskins fags this year

>>151516699
why, it's already an improvement on last year

>>151516698
>Good QBs have bad games sometimes, buddy retard
After looking it up Darnold has had more bad games this year than good. So not sure what your point is here.

>>151516715
>If this happened to a Chiefs player you guys would never shut the fuck up about it.

PFF make ya seethe?

>>151516712
Qbert?

>>151516717
Uh what? He's had 2 shitty games this year including last night

>>151516710
The answers to those questions are easily findable

Baker got the clamps put on him by four doordashers

>>151516738
Oh, so you don't know?

Let's just clear up how to translate power rankings into adjectives:
Top 1>5 - ELITE
6>10 - Great
11>15 - Good
16>20 - Mediocre
21>25 - Bad
26>30 - Awful
Below 30th - JFMSU (aka the Justin Fields zone)

>>151516751
Don't kink shame.

>>151516348
Stopgap QBs like this that look good in the regular season always, always collapse in the playoffs. See: Darnold last year

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>>151516756
>Pat gets to fuck other bitches if he wants to
Sounds pretty based

>>151516467
Bo is winning in the most important stat though.

>>151516741
having an actual pass rush is nice after the blitzfest of last year

>>151516765
Maye's Raiders loss aged badly.

>>151516766
Why are flyovers so degenerate?

>>151516766
Close, but in reality it's more like
>Pat gets his ass fucked like a little bitch (even if he doesn't want to)

>>151516770
Wins are a team stat. Take away Bo's elite defense that shuts teams down in the 4th quarter he's be 3-4.

>>151516772
It was the Patriots at their worst and the Raiders at their best

>break Mike Evans' collarbone by interfering with his ability to make the catch
>don't even get a flag despite it being an obvious PI
Lions are also a dirty fucking team.

>>151516772
It's like the patriots beating the bengals last year.

>>151516779
The Giants scored 13 in the fourth quarter, retard.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>151516772
>anons still take week 1 football seriously

Wins are a QB stat.

>>151516792
Is MLFootball Dov's alt account? It's the same tactics to try to hype up bland shit.

>>151516792
This screenshot gave me AIDS

>>151516786
>muh PI
Who cares man. Let em play

>>151516786
Pretty cute seeing these Queefies larp as butthurt Bucs fans.

>>151516671
Had some few yikes but also had some wows
Imagine if the Seahawks had to play with Milroe, they'd be winless

>>151516806
there's a million accounts like this, they get paid to engagement farm

Dayum

I'm glad Mike Evans got injured. I hope Faker Gayfield is next.

>>151516809
>Let em commit obvious penalties without being flagged for it
You are genuinely retarded

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>>151516825
>t. Marshon Lattimore

>>151516823
Rashee Rice would be at the top if the league didn't hate the Chiefs.

>>151516819
>Had some few yikes but also had some wows
Now this is some real analysis.

>>151516829
>genuine refball defender

>>151516843
my reffies win every game :^)

>>151516823
the offseason drama between pickens and the cowboys if they try to tag him will be unbearable

>>151516786
reffies felt bad for detoilet about the queefs game and decided to go easy on them

>>151516825
I'm pretty sure ICE deported baker last night. They're the real MVPs.

>>151516823
>Jaxson Dart has a more negrofied first name than an unironic negro called Jaxon Mnigga

>>151516836
Lol the Chiefs would cut Kelce, Rice and Worthy if it meant they could get JSN

>>151516831
This feels like Deja Vu. Weren't the commanders posting stuff like this last season? How'd that turn out for them after Jayden got taped?

Not PI btw
I'm not saying we deserved to win or even would have won we got outplayed hard but the refs did fuck us over and over.

>>151516773
It's a lifestyle

>>151516786
>land on turf
>break collarbone
Nah he's just old

>>151516853
I remember people talking about the tape meme with mahomes in 2019

should they trade him?

>>151516853
danshit was also the beneficiary of a fuck ton of 1 score wins and an abnormally positive 4th down conversion rate.
TAPED and GAPED

>>151516851
Not really, "Jax's son" is clearer.

>>151516825
when i said players like Mike Evans should load manage until the 'offs they said i was crazy

>>151516861
>I'm not saying we deserved to win or even would have won
Then stop bitching lmao

>>151516873
Is his dads name Jax?

>>151516869
I really dont see the hype on this dude

>>151516853
>after Jayden got taped?
>>151516870
>TAPED
Never happened

>>151516869
>this would make dallas an instant super bowl contender
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151516821
Life is all about "engagement farming" if you think about it

>>151516889
He used to be elite

we really are those boys

>>151516843
There's a huge difference between refball (bullshit ticky tack penalties) and throwing a flag on a play that actually deserves it. How about you go ahead and just show us all how stupid you are and defend pic related?

>>151516877
Don't ever reply to me again or I'll make you manage my load bitch boy.

>>151516869
kys Dov

>>151516898
That's a good no-call though.

>>151516333
It has to be the Giants, 33 in the fourth is a legendary fuck up, The fins have been ass

>>151516869
Does Dov know ball?

>get posterized
>throw a flag
Insanrly based refgods

>he is still obsessed & seething over me

kek

>>151516900
dolphinboy is it you?

>>151516698
Patrick Mahomes got absolutely exposed during that superbowl lol. Same can be said when the eagles creamed them. Brady never got blown out in a superbowl. But sure, I'll give you that Patrick Mahomes is one of the best regular season stat padders ever right up there with both Dan Marino and Aaron Rodgers

>>151516698
>that stat line
God damn, this guy fucking sucks.

>>151516889
He's black

>>151516925
>forgot the greatest regular season stat padder GOAT drew brees

>>151516925
Brady was too busy getting blown out in the wildcard rounds, he wasn't good enough to make it to 5 super bowls in his 20s. Mahomes should not be punished for making it further than any other QB.

HAHAHAHAHA

>>151516932
This man would have won an owl in Miami if he had Baker

>>151516925
TRVTH NVKE

go back, faggot

>>151516938
kek

>>151516941
>Yall got any more of them elite QBs?

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Chiefs Schizo having a melty I see

>>151516956
choofs did not win 3 owls in a row

>>151516132
they should trade RT Juan Taylor for a DT

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imagine being a miami dolphins fan

>>151516936
Tom Brady is undefeated against Patrick Mahomes in the playoffs lol. Patrick Mahomes the last 2 seasons has looked like Blake Bortles

>Loins have GayGay McSharty coming off their bye
If they lose it will be too funny

New

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>>151516907
based refgod

>>151516265
Brashard Smith is 5'10" 196lbs, he's fine for the gadget plays but he's far more Jerrick McKinnon than the 2nd coming of Jamaal Charles or Chris Johnson like Chief's fans seem to think. the run by committee stable is fine enough as is, still got Elijah Mitchell whose yet to play a snap too

>>151516977
>Patrick Mahomes the last 2 seasons has looked like Blake Bortles
Yet in Brady's late 20s he was getting bounced in the 1st round of the playoffs by bums. Meanwhile Mahomes went to 3 owls and won 2 of them.

>>151516979
McSharty is too weak to be in the league.They'll lose by 40 and he'll be benched for another 4 weeks with an "injury."

>>151516938
They need to become like the Jest and become buckbroken into watching every game no matter what.

>>151516715
zebras were literally doing tricks on it

>>151516998
Targeting and putting bounties on players was not prohibited in the nfl in the 2000s. You are pulling stats from completely different eras. Brady won 3 superbowls in his first 4 seasons as a starter as well, surpassing mahomes

>>151517102
see
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>>151514959
what a charmin soft bitch
i'd rape this homo moderator, like i do all moderators