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Boludao:
Union de Santa Fe - Defensa y Justicia

Narcolombia:
Millonarios - Bucaramanga

CONMEBOL sudamericana:
Independiente del Valle - Atletico Mineiro

Anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps1WdU1njgc
I still can't believe we actually played against fucking PUERTO RICO
lmao

mirassol wins against the bigs 12:
>DESTROYED san pablo (TWICE) (worse than irse a la B)
>RAPED palmeiras (6-2)
>CAPIPOPICATED gremio
>marginally won against Aparecidense-GO!
>MOLESTED santos (more than once) (peor que Madrid)
>couldn't win againsy Bandeirante Bringui

The "big teams" in brasil are just medium size teams with big budgets, like liga uber eats or the MLS

Good morning sirs

>>151515274
Kek

>>151515250
It was supposed to blow up in your face bit so far you are still the best in the continent

what did he mean by this?

>>151515461
>the floor is a colection of bad ideas and even worse consequences
me be like

https://x.com/la12tuittera/status/1980431986629177560

>riestra won, and now, this leaves boca 5th in the annual table
>barracas central and tigre drew, so for now, boca is out of the playoffs
>boca's match vs barracas central is now really important

>>151515303
thanks anon, great way to start my day

>>151515274
TRVKE

This was the firet time in history vitoria beat santos in vila belmiro
Also vitoria's firet win away from home this year

>>151515757
Based Vitoria dragging down the ratazana da vila

>>151515677
>barracas winning against the most powerful team of the continent
heh

>>151515770
I look like that

>>151515770
>>151515778
Napoleon ended up winning in the sige if mantua actually, so that nigger Alvinczi get btfo.

I bet she doesn't shave down there

>d...despite losing...he ackhsually WON
the absolute state of republicless folkx

>>151515778
>>151515820
I look like the dude that yells "forward" and get bitch slapped by Napoleon himself

vitória vascão

In Vitória x Santos [Barradão], Kayser missed an incredible goal that would've changed the game. It was very similar to Guilherme's chance yesterday, but i think Kayser's was even worse. Painful to watch.

>>151515907
Cavani tier.

>>151515840
Damn

>>151515907
Together with licas braga hitting the crossbar, this match could have been easier

>>151515831
Who?

it is time, pachamama bros

>>151516120
>chile peru bolivia 2040

>>151516066
The one i posted was the first game. But yes, yesterday's match should've been easier if the players caprixed a little more. Renzo wasted an opportunity cause he can't dominar la buela. I think he actually missed two opportunities because of that. On the other hand, he is helpful holding the ball and pressing for it.

>Real Madrid's Endrick Eyes January Loan for Playing Time
Where is he going?

>>151516197
Mirassol

>>151516120
Why would he say that
How can he profit from this

>>151516120
>pachamama
is that the name of the little hat they wear?

>>151516213
they have business there and it's not alpacas

>>151516120
Oh he means female u17 wc

>>151516197
palmeiras, obivously

>dylan gorosito is back on Boca's reserves and will likely not play at all until next year
>despite a good U20 world cup performance
lmao

>>151516197
Racing

Name a player you would describe as lépido and buliçoso

>>151516325
Virinho Tembuço

>>151516325
Iván Moreno y Fabianesi

>>151516325
Juscelino "John F." Kubitscheck "Kennedy" aka "Mr President" aka "Bateu Souza" aka "Pesadelo do Itaúna (MG)"

>>151516395
I like bateu souza
A friend of mine married with a guy she met on the itaúnas forró festival

>>151516421
was planes from forros playing that night? Otherwise i don't care

>>151516440
Avioes do forró just like boca, ended in 2018

>>151516453
NOT TRUE
Xand Plane is still alive and performing

>>151516469
So is juanfer quintero, but river campeón is a thing of the past

>>151516325
Pikachu

>>151516494
>johnnfer
>playing in river
He's in Porto bro stop trying to pull my dick

>>151515250
Enjoy it

do NOT say "Japanese Pencil" fast many times
I repeat, DO NOT say "Japanese Pencil" fast many times

The tweet about "muchachos" was fake?

>>151516664
Kek

>>151516646
I said it...

eu tou olhando um anime fofinho demais

>>151516981
boku no pico?

>>151516991
ichigo mashimaro

>>151516981
Squid game

>>151516981
i'll only forgive you (not call you gae) if it's nichijou

>>151517024
sasazuka, go stand in the hall

oh yes that anime that only 3 people watched and it hasn't been around since 1989

Love hina

i sneezed too hard and now my balls hurt
AMA

>>151516981
>olhando
*vendo
Your macacones could improve C-

>my internet refuses to open any site that's not 4chan
Am I getting v&?

>>151517317
where were you the night of august 18th between 7pm and 10pm?

Lol i didnt see that when it happened

oh no here comes the 10 paragraphs explaining why berserk is better than pokemon

Ok now I want 10 paragraphs explaining why berserk is better than pokemon

Botafogo finally getting recognition for their 3 WC wins

Poor performance from my Kairat against 10 man PAFOS
We need to do better if we want a win

>>151517451
that was my non-evil twin

We're here
https://youtu.be/EqCkqLZdv78?si=YGkNjGqoK7lDijDy

>>151517818
*
Just like my teams' cups

>>151517818
zesty ass zebra

cavaleiros do zodiaco is better than any of them

>>151517863
Memerica got the Cope do Brasil spot for next year
will Romário embezzle the money or will they finally return to cariokino next year?

FAÇA ELEVAR
O CHEIRO NO SEU CORAÇÃO

>>151518168
>cavaleiros do zodiaco is better than any of them

WHERE'S THGE FOTOOBALL

>>151518409
Barcelona is rigging against some greek team

>>151518168
watched it again recently after decades of it being "my favorite childhood show but i bet i would find if awful today" and it holds up surprisingly well

Wonder what were Vitorias odds before the Bahia match

Guys, I think Santos is falling again. Look at the calendar:
Botafogo (AWAY)
Fortaleza (HOME)
Palmeiras (AWAY)
Flamengo (AWAY)
Palmeiras (HOME)
Mirassol (AWAY)
Inter (AWAY)
Sport (HOME)
Juventude (AWAY)
Cruzeiro (HOME)

>>151518502
Anulo mufa

>>151518363
HOJE APRESENTAMOS
TROCA TROCA NA CASA DE SAGITÁRIO

>>151518502
Every year, two green teams and two flat-headed teams are relegated.
Santos is neither green nor subhuman.

>>151518502
>Palmeiras (AWAY)
>Flamengo (AWAY)
>Palmeiras (HOME)
>Mirassol (AWAY)
assustador

>>151518587
Lel

Bucht Ist Die Welt

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>>151518612
two really funny things can happen here:
>Santos loses everything and enters the z4
>Santos takes points away from either Flamengo or Palmeiras and ends up deciding the champion
it'll be a fun series of games to follow

Which team does the average Libertad Avanza enjoyer twist for?

>>151518765
They've been Palmeiras' greatest allies since 2014, so...

>>151518502
>Mirassol (AWAY)
Its over for neymar, Carlos alberto torres and other santos players

>>151518502
Neymar to serie B please

vendo pan vendo pan vendo pan vendo pan

CACETINHO CASEIROOOOO

>>151519246
Where's the issue?
Where's the lie?
KuKelmefags are mentally ill.

>>151519246
I don't get it, if anything, it's proven to be a failure long ago right? Will it be ok if he wins those 4 matches?

>>151519284
>>151519315
Yeah, the point is that Riquelme's Boca has been a disaster for ages. Even making it to copalib doesn't really make up for all the failures.

reminder that it's pronounced riquelmi

https://x.com/AtaqueFutbolero/status/1980661139659788498
Lucas Berardi will manage Newell's
for the next 3 games.
They could very well get relegated

>>151519526
AJURAME KEYLOR NAVAS

>>151519330
He always say that

>>151519330
he'll play at most 200 more minutes for Santos this year

Name 5 things you would do to save boca

>>151518772
>>151519732
Belgrano

>>151519766
grab it with the hand kkkkkkkk

>>151520090
Kkkkkkkkkk i dont get it

>>151518587
LIBRA, SEU BURRO.

>>151520107
kkkk seu nariz contra meu bolas kkkk

>>151519743
Step 1.
Hire two escorts

Step 2
Lace those escorts with cyanide gas or nerve poison

Step 3
Use a series of polleys and trucks to insert those escorts inside CBF headquarters

Step 4.
Infect Samir Xaúd with aids and other non lethal enfermities

Step 5
Win copa conmebol

Step 6
Liberar pibes.

>>151520388
I dont follow how would this save boca

>>151520554
Step 7
Save Boca.

>>151520554
that's just the first parter in a trilogy of events, you'll have to wait until phase 1 is complete to really get the picture of the master plan

>>151520554
Samie xaúd with aids is paramount for bover's triumph

I swear it gets good in the second season, like berserk or les chevalliers do zodiaqé

bro your joke got old the first time you did it, sit down be humble

I say that all the time

that

6 blueflags in a row, what do we call this?

8 blueflags in a row, that's what we call an AMIA BOMBING

https://x.com/plantaovascain0/status/1980687419499508075

poc poc

I NEED OFFTOPIC POSTS ABOUT WOMEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151521583
Argensimian

My team is not only better than yours on the field, its also better morally, politically, we have more aura, our colors look better and our mascot is funnier

I bet my team could run the country better than yours too

Too... much... blue.... cant... breathe... well....

I'M BLUE IF I ATE BEANS I WOULD DIE
IF I ATE BEANS I WOULD DIE
IF I ATE BEANS I WOULD DIE

>>151521522
Hes dressed like a alternate universe chris chan

>TIL Porto signed James Rodriguez for 5m from Banfield (he almost cockblocked inter from 2010 copalib) and Walter X Bacon for 6m euros
kek

>>151521522
Diniz was saved because his passion is football tactics that are unsustainable in the long run
He's as autistic as someone like Paulo Kogos

Hulk benched today

>>151521698
Cuantas sudamericanas tienes?

>>151522246
He will score on the 2nd half while Rony misses 3 clear shots

>>151521698
Goias bros...

>Riquelme signed a contract with hard rock where they will have a store, all the sales at bombonera for five years. Boca receives 7% of food sales only
>estimated revenue for Boca is 100k annually.

football referees should be killed

>>151522687
Is that too few? How much does a stadium restaurant makes yearly?

>>151521698
>aura

I posted a /copalib/ post in a different general from a different board
AGAIN

>le zoomer word is le cringe even doe i going to use it unironically in like 1 month after everyone stopped using because im a retarded contrarian
Valeu beleza valeu beleza valeu beleza

>>151522825
Link the post here so we can reply with encouraging words such as "avante palestra btw"

felted kek

^seething

>>151522825
i did that as well

v malding

>>151522753
It’s not only the food, it’s the rent + the sales of clothing, and Boca has to pay for remodeling the stadium. River got 1.5 million for the “right” to be in the stadium only. Boca was scammed

>advincula crashed his car
lol
momento boca

So this guy was saying his gf left him for a firefighter so I told him he should drench his house and himself with gasoline and set on fire, making sure it's not easy to get in, so then the guy his gf left him for it's too late to save him and he only manages to recover his smoking carcass, which will inevitably make her gf feel guilty and subscontionly blame him which will slowly but surely ruin the relationship.

>>151522974
subconsciously lol wtf

Y'all lame af ngl

>>151523008
that's a dude

>>151523014
goth angels are assexual

>>151523037
yeah he has an assexual penis

>>151523008
What brasileirao team does (s)he root for?

>>151523050
you know

>>151523050
Cori thians

Corinthians
Coritiba
Corissaba (i dont know if the still exist)
They are related

>>151523008
>sacomã
it's just where I live!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151523091
meu saco na sua mão kkkk

>>151523082
>Associação Atlética Corisabbá
>Manda seus jogos no Estádio Tibério Barbosa Nunes, o "Tiberão"
MUITO ASSUSTADOR

>>151523082
There's Coritiba-SE too

Is there any team that actually changed it to curitiba

>>151522967
Why are sudaca players like this?

No one in europe has ever been into a car crash apparently

>>151522967
my boy advinculz was never the same after that fiasco of final

I actually have been into a car crash with my dad before, a miracle that i came out alive considering how big his car was

>>151523128
>>151523122
Jajajajajaj
Chupa mono

Holy shit, Galvão seems to be getting senile.
I don't follow him, can't even remember the last time i saw anything from him, but got Biden vibes watching this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8SuSfQHAlU

>>151523224
>seems

>>151523122
Sounds like an advert for the coldest capital
CORITIBE-SE
(Picture of a woman with an aloof expression , fashionable clothes in some landmark)

>>151523209
you crashed into your own dad?

>>151523224
Hes like a million years old man, of course hes getting senile
If anything i think its kinda of fucked up they dont just let him retire

>>151523234
No my das was driving his and i was on the seat with him, its a miracle because he had a huge ass car that could instantly killed us if it bumped the wrong way

>>151523227
Don't want to judge based on a 1 minute video.
>>151523237
I agree.

>>151523237
>they
He already left globo, he's working because he doesn't want to shut up

>>151523252
I didn't know Hulk had kids

>>151523252
>>151523277
Am I having a dejavú or wasn’t this discussed previously

>>151523224
éee amigo

>>151523285
HAAAAAJA CEREBRÃO

>>151523284
Hulk is a menace on the road

>>151523284
We sometimes like to ramdonly recycle topics to distract you from what you do not want to remember

>>151523284
No idea what you on about.
Anyway did you guys knew that Brazil almost didnt qualify for the 2002 world cup

Flamengo mating dance (DO NOT use this outside of Flamengo mating grounds)

>>151523387
POV: You are wearing a Mirassol shirt

>>151523387
Ela tem putagem

>>151523414
lmao

>>151523387
>haha i will.make a joke with my friend , it will be kept among us
5 seconds later she is the subject of the masturbation of some japanese who is lurking

>>151523387
POV: youre wearing a 97 Vasco Edmundo kit

fuck a.nal

>>151523387
women are so disgusting and retarded

>>151523387
Evidence #85747838374783291009239854992984

That you can’t suffer in Brazil

>>151523387
she kinda looks like emma watson

>>151523565
Here are people suffering in brazil

>>151523627
wow I didn't expect a low iq cop (redundant yeah) to do something stupid with a gun

>>151523627
idk they look pretty happy

Good night I hate women

if evens im white if odds im black and ashamed

>here's the final price for your tickets sir n_n
>WHOOPS, DID YOU WANT THE POSSIBILITY OF A REFUND?
>THAT WILL BE 50% EXTRA
>AYYY, YOU WANTED FOOD AND MAYBE CHOOSE YOUR SEAT?
>THAT WILL BE +$250 AND AN EXTRA $50 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SOMEHOW LOSE IT!
>NO WAY! YOU WANTED TO PICK YOUR MEALS?
>LMAO I'LL HAVE TO CHARGE YOU A 23% FEE!!
>DOH! DID YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A HUMAN BEING?
>THAT WILL BE 150% + TIP GOY, YES, YOUR DICK'S TIP

>>151523778
This is ai

>>151523866
Yep, flying got the worst service quality/cost relation
Also it feels like a sardine can even for an average guy, cant imagine how uncomfy must be for a tall human or fat subhuman

>>151523920
>a tall human or fat subhuman
good thing I'm argentinian

So a fat tall subhuman

A curepa

worst part is being put into group z because I'm not a whore or a stupid abuelo or an autist and then they pressur me to dispatch my bag for free because the stupid abuela coming from gramado is carrying 3 bags and box of wine occupying the space of 4 small luggages

can he do it?

>>151524051
Beat the mighty Central Córdoba? Fraid not

Central Córdoba (Santiago del Estero)

>>151523934
>que venga el papu gomez y meta un monton de goles

>>151524162
Why are they like this?
Why cant they make things simple?
Here sao paulo is the capital of sao paulo and brasilia is the capital of brazil

brazilians have all their teams located in the same city so they get confused when a proper futbol country spreads them out along the entire territory

Its opposite day it seems

>>151523778
>>151523817
ia or not that's a prime chinita

>>151524199
Lel

>ecuador plays
>the only ecuador from /copalib/ starts posting again
this is why Brazil - Brazil tournament finals are shit

>>151524199
>durazno
why are you like this?

>>151524222
1st. i am not the only one
2nd. i am not a /copalib/ frequent user

>>151524222
You forgot to end it with valeu beleza

>>151524251
>i am not a /copalib/ frequent user
yeah that's what I'm saying, brazil's monopoly of sudamerican football needs to come to an end

>>151524257
You forgot to end it with vaIeu beleza

casio

>>151524251
I see an ecuadorian sometimes at /epl/, is that you? Why abandon your sudaca brothers for some angl*s?

>>151523387
Me in the background wearing a Fluminense shirt

>>151524251
Are u the arrowposter? Big fan if u are

2025 não conta

VAMOS ALT MINIERO

>recopa sudamericana 2025 IDV x LDQ
need it or keep it

For me, it's the Ecuadorians

>>151524670
I say this

so what if I porra nessa cueca

IDV's coach looks like Moby

hambretico mineiro

PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL

massa

atletico minegro

NO ERA PENAL NO ERA WEY NO ERA

NO ERA

SI ERA SI ERA SI ERA SI ERA

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

lmao patético getting robbed

they are robbing my sintetico mineiro

THEY ARE ROBATING MEU ATLETIOCO MINERO

THIS IS ROBBERY

the penal in question

refuerzos status?

>>151525012
The ref just lost his job
Its over for him
No way he goes unpunished

>>151525012
I honestly don't know if this should be a penal or not
obviously there's a touch that causes the player to fall. but at the same time, the movement that causes the touch comes from the fouled player

How come all clubs from South America can beat brazilians except for colombian teams

>>151525012
TRESSoldi grabbed the other player first
Penalaco confirmed

>>151525062
if you run up to a wall and hit your head
it's your fault or the wall's?

Santos tem 27 pontos em disputa, são 9 partidas.

Dessas tem 2x Palmeiras, Flamengo, Botafogo, Mirassol.

O Santos precisa fazer 14 de 27, sendo que das últimas ganhou 1 e empatou 2.

Vai cair, a matemática e a lógica nunca mentiram, cenário PIOR que 2023

Tiago Leifert just called IDV torcida de teatro

>>151525088
Neymar na série B confirmed
What a timeline

>>151525012
Come on

this game stinks of chimpout

>>151525012
lol

I am going to buy some blue flag anons and I am going to make them cook sopa paraguaya with asado every weekend.

>>151525262
Imagine working remote and earning in dollars in Argentina
You could live like a king fucking a different hoe everyday

>>151525012
Y'all dont know ball

>>151525262
how about you tell your primo to get the fuck out of my country first?

>>151525262
Meanwhile

>>151525293
Until he inevitably dollarizes the economy

>>151525012
I mean he grabbed him

36 million reais/6m euros for Roni. How the fuck people who are billionaires are able to be this retarded?

business proposition
performance scores but for referees

>>151525454
Wtf this is a great idea
Too bad the good ones would suddenly become shitty

>>151525454
I have a better proposition

>>151525454
cool it with the antisemitism

>>151525474
why not both?
referee end a season with a <5 overall and he meets a blunt guillotine

shit I thought it was going to start in 10 minutes

AQUI É _____

Justiça absolve sete réus acusados por incêndio no CT do Flamengo
Incêndio no Ninho do Urubu em 2019 matou 10 jovens e deixou três feridos; audiências começaram em 2023. Seis anos depois do incêndio que matou 10 jovens no Ninho do Urubu, o CT do Flamengo, a Justiça absolveu todos os sete acusados.

For the anon that said he wanted to build a copalib website like 5 weeks ago i suggest going to neocities for inspiration of how to make it look, most of that is just html it shouldnt be that hard
I was going to tell him that when he suggested but i was on jail for calling mods gay and retarded

>>151525843
Galinha eu galo voce

How to get an opposing player sent off

https://x.com/Alessandro83br/status/1980432635945185462?t=KmDiO9Em06ZetqzNvueurg&s=08

>>151525856
lol, lmao even

I'm gonna eat pan con dulce de leche and there's nothing you can do about it

>>151526036
I've done it many times before. and will do it many times again

>>151526036
>>151526053
Voces estão jurados de morte em joão pessoa

Del vale is an altitude baby

Therenis a player from union called Colazo

>>151525532
>>151525532
>>151525503

biggestt in the world

>>151525843
time perdendo e essa piranha fazendo graça vai se fuder

>>151525864
I'm not that anon but i think I'm onto something. It's nice to see someone else had the same idea for the general style. I was already bookmarking many sources from where i could use inspiration but I'm a slowpoke naturally so if that anon decides to go forward with it I'm fine with giving it up.
copalib is already on neocities by the way. no clues who made it.
https://copalib.neocities.org/

>>151526242
just make a colapib

Wtf i liked the brit spammer (better than the other spammer atleast)
>>151526242
I was gonna register the copalib name on neocities (already did the email) i guess it was you that took it first kek

>>151526242
>>151525864
I clicked, you will know my location

>>151526279
I didnt read the whole way in (meds are starting to give effect), whoever was the one that made it please appear
>>151526295
We already know that you live in colombia

>>151526311
>We already know that you live in colombia
Holy molly

I’ll give it a look tomorrow, lads. Thank you for the ideas (pic unrelated)

Idk if neocities has a compartilhamento feature so whoever is on hold of it will need to do alone or send the source code here for us to help

>>151526332
Are you the owner of that site?

>>151525943
Trikaschizo was right

>>151526311
>We already know that you live in colombia
WTF MODS?!?!?

Era penal?

>>151526372
can't you just make a repository

>>151526444
Probably

>>151526400
No, I would do something using asp.net and vue, which are my main stack

Galo won....

CHUPA BANDO DE TIRAFLECHAS

DALE DALE DALE GALO
HOY TE VINIMO A CHEIRAR
PARA SER CAMPEOOON
HOY HAY QUE GANAAAAAR

Told you guys. Del vale is shit, if they played at sea level they would be once caldas tier

Oh so thats what the brazilian miner and juice post meant

Is doodoo clutch

>>151526469
Yes i lied, I was the one who claimed it. I can make a repo on github

>>151526332
>>151526352
My grandparents were cousins too, whats wrong with that

>>151526548
You shouldnt lie to your friends anon, anyway yeah it can be that

I... I was going to create a copalib geocities but I procastinated too much!

>geocities
Based timetraveller

>>151526592
neocities*
force of habit

>>151526592
He procrastinated for THAT long

just a sec

Well it is already created just need to add a bunch of stuff to the html of whoever has the login and password

brb creating a copalib neopets server

first we make a copalib hl1 MP server

>>151526614
>>151526626
>>151526632
You are taking too long

Fair play

patience little cockatoo

Im actually a big and huge papagaio

I just have a tight schedule with all the things, but let’s do something. My idea for the /copalib/ website is
>api for commieball leagues tables l, fixtures and stats
>Wc information
>wc draw simulator
>wc prediction section where you can select group winners and knockout matches

fuck ssh keys

If it doesnt look like this then why bother

>>151526647
My game

>do a multikill combo
>not guilty lol
antis fuming today

You like this? Or too gay ?
https://snes-css.sadlative.com/

>dudu scored
lmao first time i've heard about this guy since he left Cruzeiro (before that was when he left Palmeiras)

>>151526824
doesn't fit the homosexual potrero aesthetic of /copalib/

>>151526815
When bandeira was left alone and they changed to culposo it was over(it was when they changed the frist delegado)

fuck emails

Alianza lima will win

>>151526871
Send me a email
>>151526824
I like the font they use but not much the rest desu seems like this would be more useful in a game dev thing

>>151526735
>>151526841
>>151526908

>>151526909
that's much better

>>151526735
good
>>151526909
good
>>151526824
too gay

if the site doesn't look like this, I'm not using it

>>151526909
Perfect

I broke a sweat thinking I'd lost the password to the site. It's here.
https://github.com/stayhydrated23/neocities-copalib

Got it, I will put a stand by on one of my projects for this. I will work on it this weekend. It shouldn’t take long to put it together

The password? Iloveboquita2004@_

>>151526815
non intentional fire
play on

>>151527003
Based, but why 2004? (We) lost to once caldas

You put the year you where born not the year where you won anything obviously

Niggas born in the jurassic era livid right noe

>>151527112
couldn't be me (I was born in 2003)

boa noichi, copalib

I know nothing about websites but when I'm bored I might take a look if I can provide anything

now drop me some ideas for Copalib: The videogame

>>151527190
A bean and a coffee an cheese arcade adventure

>>151527145
russas vascaínas

>>151527190
you have to eat all the café com queijo while avoiding the perro cacas

>>151527210
>A bean and a coffee
so two beans?

Frens, I betrayed the human race today. I got baited into giving my phone number to a female kike. Will the Lord forgive me?

>>151527212
dinamarquesas
https://youtu.be/WiBSzJDLJ5A?si=QHTl6fGwnP8LauwO&t=108

>>151527190
A dog enters the pitch and has to dodge the players

>>151527274
Gremio has braithwhite
It is the official legoland team in brazil


From mechano to legoland
Here they come with a brick in their hand

And that is a wrap. Come back tomorrow for more copalib. We will have flamengo.x racing, a.repetition of the 88 final.in brazil and the deceiving central cordoba playing the honest huracan. Se you there!

>>151527267
The lord has nothing to do with your incel-propped-up racism and anger. It only took you see a pussy for you to abandon your so called beliefs

Empató millos

yeyayo yiyos

(pronounces sheshasho shishos)

not all of us speak like porteños

Today is Bay Day

Target: Internacional

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

Are all uruguayans in depression?

>>151528131
lol boca truly is omnipresent

(all of them speak like porteños)

>>151528120
>separando sujeito de predicado com vírgula
burrice generacional

Valeu professor pasquale

>>151528319
you expected more from Bahia?

sanduiche do banano

>>151528319
>ignorando que a vírgula pode servir pra realçar predicado tornando-a uma oração distinta

Briga de mestrado em letras

>>151528319
I didnt think you were right, but you are
That is ridiculous
Someone earned money to come up with that

>>151528386
doesn't work in that phrase, retard

>>151528386
There is no verb, not even implied by elipsis, in the first part. You are full of shit. Take the L.

Respondeu em inglês (linguagem de plebeu) = perdeu argumento

;)

>lingüagem sem trema
analfa

Here comes the niggas that speak like this

(He would rather fight the whole night about it then let go and admit this minor defeat)

>>151528527
The original is now lost media

you can see the stink fumes emanating from this thread

take a bath then nigga

don't tell me what to do

>>151528386
podia escrever "esa é nossa torcida, nosso maior patrimônio" ou algo semelhante. mas não foi o caso. tu és tão burro quanto quem escreveu aquilo

>>151528386
podia escrever "essa é nossa torcida, nosso maior patrimônio" ou algo semelhante. mas não foi o caso. tu és tão burro quanto quem escreveu aquilo

>>151528455
não tem trema antes da letra A, burro

I just realized brazil isn't real.

I still have time to die and not having to work tomorrow

It already is tomorrow, sorry bro you gonna have to work this one.

>>151529064
Are the beans real?

>>151529106
Sadly yes.

Death to every single spanish speaker that plays online videogames

NOO I DON'T WANNA DIE MR. STARK AAAAHHHHHH

>>151529134
Deja de rushear B brazuca pelotudo.

People at my gym who look like famous people
>that regen of julian alvarez
>this dude who looks like the kid if navarro montoya, he’s balding

>>151529134
Jajajaja hijo de puta

>>151530152
And you anon, you are famous here.

>>151529020
Lol every time a dumb macaco tries to look intelligent on the internet they use these “tu és”, “tu fazes” conjugation that no one says in real life.

tu fazes porra nessa cueca
(this is a highly intellectual phrase in brazil)

Would you watch copalib if the matches were narrated by vtubers

bom chia copalib

>>151530340
God no

>>151530340
yes if it was a cis woman

>>151530340
Only in japanese

>>151530340
Only in guarani

>>151530340
Only in old tupi

Bom chia kapes

>>151530569
bom chia bom chia

>>151530569
Bom chia

>>151529020
They just needed to change the comma for this little shit ":"
Nosso maior patrimônio: nossa torcida

If the torcida is patrimônio and if the whole patirmônio was sold to the uae, then bahia supporters now belong to al Makhtoun

Millos y Cerro

>>151530799
Both tied their last matches 1x1
Singer Djavan would love it

>>151530843
Unfortunately were back to the dark ages

I'm too old to know what a vtuber is

>>151530908
It's better that way

>>151530272
i'm not trying to look intelligent, i'm just gaúcho and we talk like this. you're just too dumb and this is for second person so it's personal

>>151529134
>used to play millions of hours of overwatch before cold-turkey quitting
>blizzard got rid of the majority of LA servers but not São Paulo
>every shitty LA player now is playing at 160 ping and being racist towards brazilians despite them being born from spanish rape on natives and looking like indigenous people

Los Angeles players? Dang...
>racist towards brazilians
Ah yes, the brazilian race

Reminder argentinians tried to dodge the corridor of morrocan players after the final.because they are bad losers

>>151531086
It is not like you believe in any kind of racism.
Anytime someone mentions racism you get deranged
You are part of the "nothing is racism" crew and the "be quiet like a cuck" crew

>>151531185
KWAB

>>151531195
But I said you were right, are all people of the brazilian race like this?

>>151531013
why did latinx play on LA servers? are they chicanos?

>>151530406
bom chia

wake up in the morning feeling like endricki

Oi boa noite
Será que vai ter gol do Rayan hoje?

Today is bayern day

>>151531307
>it's not noite right now
>Vasco only plays Domingo

>>151530984
Stop larping as a gaucho you silly northeastern. Gaúchos uses tu but they say “tu faz”, they don't be conjugating the verbs like it was Dom Pedro II times

>>151531483
>stop conjugating correctly as you are taught in school
at this point, just say "você", I hate tu falantes so much

Eu, tu, nós bota nela

>>151531492
>implying they teach useful stuff at school and its not just a place to deposit your kids while youre off to work

>>151530681
that's how they're planning to restart the slave trade

I

I BELIEVE

I BELIEVE THAT

I BELIEVE THAT THEY WILL WIN

I BELIEVE THAT THEY WILL WIN

I BELIEVE THAT THEY WILL WIN

my mom always told me not to look at the sun or it could hurt my eyes

>>151531617
>builds the project
>gets kicked out before reaping the rewards
Mr. Barroca doesn't deserve this

>>151531534
they do teach that
maybe you weren't paying attention

Acceptable headline in paraguay

>>151531585
Here is how the malês can still win

Maxi lopez biography is going to be named the three body problem

Wanda Nara lost at the end

Como é bom ser colorado.
Hoje as 19h.

>ULTIMO MOMENTO on ESPN
>Rodrigo Battaglia couldn't finish his training

>>151531825
>no alanpa
>no carbonicius

O Rayan é craque
Ele vale 100 milhões

>>151531963
Eles massacraram nosso garoto.

They are ready. Are you?

This is anon.
He is also worth a million.
A million smiles :)

huracan plays today

>>151532079
>*stops for most of the shift in a padaria while crime happens*
>*threatens civilians for no reason*
>*has a 2nd family*
>*creates militias*
>*sets blitz in the main avenue of the city at 8am for no reason*

I had an uncle who was a cop. He killed some prostitute once and got away with it

>>151532192
based

I had an uncle who wasn't a cop. He killed some motorcyclist once and got away with it

>>151531705
why do they keep doing this earthy tones thing to remind us the movie is about a lawless violent shithole
we already know

>>151532221
seeing these posters make me sweaty
that's how imagine life in countryside nordeschi
everyone covered in dirt, ripped clothes and sweat, best ass in 1000 km radius is from a cabrita

>>151532238
>seeing these posters make me sweaty
It's the beans.

>>151532238
Two of those movies happen on the coast

>>151532164
"Argentinians" he thought.
Argentinians could be here in any minute

camila pitanga is about as black as monegra beltrán
she unironically wouldn't make to uni under black quotas kek

>>151532204
Based

I bet brazilians love jared leto

>>151531483
>Gaúchos uses tu but they say “tu faz”
Only dumb ones do, I had decent parents, born and raised in the south and traveled the world unlike you. And tu is very informal in Portuguese, like any Spanish speaking person would also tell you. You're just too retarded to know the difference.

>>151532295
Lazaro ramos had a play in which they talked about how she "could choose"

>>151532295
Time is an insult btw

Once I had a friend who used vós in addressing our class
Everyone laughed and mocked him

>>151532460
That friend? Jair Bolsonaro.

>>151532460
>The guy who laughed? Albert Einstein.

>>151532460
He was right and I bet he's not the one fantasizing about his school days to this date

>>151532498
I fantasize about winning libertadores femenina as the coach and the players reward me with sex

she's just a really tanned argie

>>151532498
Our little friend group all used stupid shit like vós and the correct conjugation of tu all the time
If I had anyone to talk to I'd probably still use it

>>151532518
How old was she here

>>151532567
>45
black do not age

>>151532295
>she unironically wouldn't make to uni under black quotas kek
delusional

black quotas are for men only, women get into uni by sucking cock

new

>>151532602
>>151532602
>>151532602

501

502

>>151532884
>>151532839
You can’t count