Thread 151520426

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHDAY 3
>Tuesday, October 21, 2025
21:00 PSV Eindhoven 2 - 1 Napoli HT
21:00 Union St.Gilloise 0 - 2 Inter HT

>Wednesday, October 22, 2025
21:00 Atalanta - Slavia Prague
21:00 Real Madrid - Juventus

EUROPA LEAGUE MATCHDAY 3
>Thursday, October 23, 2025
18:45 FCSB - Bologna
21:00 Roma - Viktoria Plzen

CONFERENCE LEAGUE MATCHDAY 2
>Thursday, October 23, 2025
18:45 Rapid Wien - Fiorentina

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, work on your album, stun on the art hoes with your Walkman and stay clownssypilled

negru

Anime

nihao

i hope pew pew gets a gole too.

Ynr Nicolas pepe dabbing on jJ

La Viola

>>151520426 (OP)
Would you spend a life of factory working or of excel sheets compiling

era

clear era

>>151520471
I technically compile spreadsheets in a factory

Van de perro

PSG just scored its 5th (fifth) gole

kebab kebab kebab

>Russian and Belarusian skiers and snowboarders will not be welcome at next year's Winter Olympics in Milan and Cortina d'Ampezzo. The International Ski Federation (FIS) has banned the athletes from the Olympic qualifiers.
Tankies BTFO

spreading ur mums sheets lmao

Lads, it's Nabule

reckon that's that

gonde sisters ?!

Conte is unironically being KWABBED by Peter Bosz lmao

dima almost fully tonsured

always the same story with this guy

What the hell happened to Goodmorning

Conte in Europe is a joke...

Not a great evening for the cholera-ridden "people" in Eindhoven, huh

Imagine Noa Lang scores against PSV
Would that be kino?

Juan Jesus getting regular substitute appearances in big 2025, Napoli are cooked

strongmind ref

replay showed what a dive.

>>151520730
the Croatian commentator keeps crying that it's a clear penalty

TIL that juan jesus is still a player

>>151520757
kek no way. just pushed a little and he was falling already

PSV isn't even playing that well, Napoli's defense is just in their ementaler era or smth

Did Noa Lang get sick or something? He looks super skinny

>>151520816
Probably got cholera

honestly, could've scored 5 or 6 tonight

>>151520809
>the CEO is a dumb shitalian
Lmao

poor pio

>>151520816
He's been put through the wringer by Conte and his staff. During pre-season there were videos of him barely being able to walk

can the Belgian who @'ed me about Esposito apologise to me immediately

nooooo pioo

>>151520867
I mean he's shite but why the comparaison to Haaland lmfao

Does Napoli think the ball is a migrant boat from Libya or something???? Fucking hell

PEW PEW

PIOOO

>>151520858
He should eat more
Gain some form

PIO ESPOSITO FINALLY

Last digit decides how many millions his market value rises

>>151520809
>napping on eightsleep mattress
>AWS yeets itself
>now stuck in the emattress dimension until the servers are reset

The Insufferables

>>151520858
Is this a reference to him being a wigger

Happy for Pio

Pio is unironically a good player, can become a top striker imho

>>151520836
Get ppl to pay a monthly fee to sleep
Dumb
...

>>151521114
He can be the best entrepreneur in the world but he's shitalian and therefore a dumb retard anyway

>lucca
based ref

Based ref, keep all that exagerated gesturing south of the Alps!!! Hannibal was right about shitalians

luis henrique getting game time. intrasting

>>151521156
Why is Inter always so precise on the transfer market? Esposito and Bonny are truly good and worthy replacements for the starters

>>151521175
>identifying with North Africans

t. kanker marokkaner

>>151521151
Why are Germans so autistic? Some people just like to gesture a lot

Why is napoli parking the bus

>>151521196
Ausilio is the best Italian sporting director of all time but retards and customers will glaze over Marotta anyway

completely EXPOSED

Does this gesture mean something else thatn "you're crazy" in italy?

the ducci are laughing their arses off in the crowd

Goodmorning is so fucking shit how did people fall into rating him

>Man with a brace against Napoli
>Inter is winning
Today was a good day

Is Lucca the worst player in all of Italy ?

>>151521280
you could say at parma he was the man..

>>151521196
Isnt Esposito club grown? i remember reading that he was a central piece in Chivu's Primavera winning squad. Bonny was also a key player during his parma stint.

How much is De Bruyne getting paid

>>151521297
hes pretty good at calcio for a tree

Lucca is a fuckin coglione
and they paid 35 gorillions for him

no webum of Lucca seething?

>>151521314
>from benchwarmer and delegated chance misser at relegation candidate Parma to scoring a brace in the CL against Napoli

the grim deku tree

Wtf Parma legend and serieass 'nomeno dennis man plays for psv

>>151521347
Better than David, Yildiz, Vlahovic, Openda, Milik and Zhegrova COMBINED

>>151521349
What does this gesture mean in the italy?

Good match. Chivu doing well in cl so far

HOW MANY ?!

olympiacos>>>>>>>>>>>serie ass champions

>>151521375
He is clearly saying that other guy is crazy for running into the goali like that and he was not wrong

>>151521375
referee made the same gesture but didnt get a red card

>6-2

Fucking hell

>>151521376
Damn Canadians look like that?

*outdones the champions of Italy's performance*

Nabule should hire a coach like Tudor me thinks ;^)

Yeah inter is winning against napoli this weekend
Does that mean they'll sack conte? That would be 3 straight losses and 3 defeats in the last 4 games in the league

KEEEEK KEEEEEEEK

McKennie in January could fix most of Nabule's problems

>>151521461
Yeah I can see ADL sacking the highest paid coach in the league for 'just' three losses

amazing goal

winning in yurop?

not for everyone.

>>151521490
It's certaintly for Parisians!

>>151521490
What's your opinion on the nazi Juve ultras?
https://x.com/hamasatrocities/status/1980539878325510638

>>151521490
winning? I don't know, man I feel like the house of cards will come down at any moment

They got 1 minute to score 4 goals. They can do it!

Cant wait for the cronache di spogliatoio seething and coping

>>151521520
holy based.

>>151521525
Chivu sorted the defence. i want to believe.

Terronegru loses vs sfinter, dimissions, comes to Jj during the break

>>151521551
Go back to Twitter now and never come back

augustus and bistecca gud games tonight

>>151521516
looks offside to me.

Lot's of goals, surely that won't happen tomorrow again r-right?

>La Liga announces cancellation of Villarreal-Barcelona match’s move to Miami
Will the Bbilan - Como game in Perth still happen?

>>151521581
Yeah okay but why are you posting Jj news? Don't you have Hamas propaganda to spread

>>151521603
what is that dimerdenzio defending

>>151521603
>di lorenz defending

big oof

>>151521627
Better Perth than Marrakesh, MI

>>151521635
Still starting for the NT btw, despite the fact he's been dogshit for years

PSV has, for the first time since November 1989 (5-1 against Steaua Bucharest, with Romario's gala performance), scored at least five times in an EC1/CL match.

Oh, we have to keep going now: PSV has for the first time since September 1978 scored at least six times in an EC1/CL match (back then 6-1 against Fenerbahce).

kayode over di lorenzo for la nazionale

I don't think I've ever seen a Conte team fumble this badly

sleep tight /serieclow/

seeing a 6-2 puts a smile on my face after a day of feeling useless, thanks calcio-sama

>>151521656
>steaua mentioned
we're getting raped by bologna in two days btw

Well well well

>>151521711
Belgio... it's Real Madrid and it's TOMORROW. Unreal, I know, just found out via harsh means ffs

>>151521703
Bush

>>151521635
the penalty box is probably not the only thing he can expect a break in this week

GONTE OUT
CHOLO OUT

Dennis man in psv? why not shitty Italian clubs bought him when he was in parma holy fuck how retarded are they

My coach? He won against PSV before the shitalian filth also known as Gapelopin (Gatti, Perin, Locatelli and Pinsoglio) backstabbed him

>>151521774
he looked pretty shite last year and thinks highly of himself

>>151521790
Man I still remember that match against PissV, hadn't seen Jj play organized like that in years, sucks that it fell apart quickly

>>151521790
Forgot to include Cambiaso btw
>>151521806
Please come back and save us from these shitters

>>151521833
Hear me out

>>151521833
positional sexo...

>>151521833
Feeling a bit wierd

>>151521815
he had a great first half of the season then when a transfer to fiorentina didnt materialize he stopped giving a fuck. Chivu noticed that which is why he was benched after a few games with Chivu in charge.

>>151521815
>and thinks highly of himself
No he doesn't, he just has a fragile morale and gets frustrated at himself easily

>>151521815
he looked good @dutchfag how is he doing in psv

>>151521886
Mentioned

>>151521869
Didn't Chivu bench him because he changed the formation?

Even if Gonde gets fired I unironically wouldn't ever want him back at Jj

>>151521920
Too bad that crypto retard will push the club to hire him

>>151521920
Who do you want?

>Juventus has never lost by more than 3 goals against Madrid

Come on MBRAP give us a 5-0 tomorrow

Two(2) zingaros!?!

>>151521936
Arse Slut if he gets fired because he's funny or Motta bis so that he'll expose the shitters in the team even further

What an evening, a 100% score in our coefficients quest! Netherlands winning without a doubt and the direct competition not gaining anything!
The results:

PSV - Napoli 6-2
Newcastle - Benfica 3-0
Union SG - Internazionale 0-4

>>151521963
You’ll be getting Paladin

>>151521910
He can play up top or behind the striker even if his main position is on the right but he lost the battle to Bonny and that one swedish guy whose name i forgot.

Eredivise is better than serie ass it’s time to admit it bros

>>151521985
Lmao he's terrible as a striker, have you seen him against Lazio or against Belgium at the euros?

It hadn't happened since 1997 that Napoli conceded six goals.

>>151521974
Big upgrade both coaching and hairline wise

>>151522008
Against Belgium everyone was well beneath the opposition.
>Lazio
I dont remember but i do remember him missing some clean 1 on 1s and blooting a ball into the crowd 2 meters away from the empty net. in the last third of the season

Can we have one week without a figura di merda in yurop?

Cold.

>>151522037
>but i do remember him missing some clean 1 on 1s
Yes that's basically his every 1v1 with the goalie on the counter-attack

>>151522104
Will this finally be the year that Random Negru Moments will stop for Denzel Dumfries and he becomes the fullback to rule all fullbacks?

>>151522181
Wingback*

It's him and Hakimi fighting for that crown with Denzel being the physical winner and Hakimi the technical one

>>151522104
No but palestinentini told me dildildazo was a better fenomenazo than Dumfries and you not replying to this post proves that I am unfatuably right

>>151522200
Hakimi supports Hamas and is a rapist.
Dumfries supports democracy and is a good boy despite his tough looks.
There's no way ever Hakimi is better than Dumfries

:skull:

>>151521581
>Return to a back three
return?
>give Vlahovic more chances
not happening when the ball has to come from kalunigger,kurpmeiners,muttuidi,thuram,...
>>151522099
how about two instead

>>151522254
Jesus

I dare you to look up tomorrow's predicted formation

>>151522358
"No"

Meanwhile somewhere far away Randal is planning his return to Jj

Coaches who were betrayed by management prematurely

>Pirlo
>Seedorf
>Motta
>Montella
>Zeman

If they had let them cook, Serie A as a whole would've been better.

>>151521938
I predict a 4-1 for Real Madrid

Benigor Del Tudor

>>151522518
>shit
>shit
>good but too cocky for his own good
>shit
>shit
Yeah you're wrong

Did Gasp ragequit scatalanta because they sold Retegay to al Qaeda?

Napoli player Noa Lang has only spoken to his manager Antonio Conte once, the striker said after the 6-2 defeat against his former club Napoli. Lang was signed from Eindhoven last summer.

The 26-year-old Lang came on as a substitute for Napoli after more than an hour, when his team was already trailing 3-1. His substitute appearance was no surprise. He has not started a single game this season for the reigning Italian champions.

‘I have to accept it as it is at the moment. I have no other option,’ Lang said after the 6-2 defeat to Ziggo Sport. ‘Do I talk to the coach? Not much. I've spoken to him once. Let's talk about the match. That's more relevant.’

Conte did not want to comment on Lang's situation after the match. ‘We have to think about the team and not about individual players,’ the Italian told Ziggo Sport. ‘Otherwise, I would have to talk about every player. I repeat: he has to work. If I let him come on as a substitute, I will do so. Otherwise, he will sit on the bench.’

A day before the match, Conte was a lot more talkative about Lang, who was one of PSV's standout players last season. He called him a ‘good player who still needs to grow tactically’.

Lang was one of Napoli's most expensive signings last summer. The striker joined from PSV in July for €25 million. Only Dutch defender Sam Beukema cost the Naples club more money last summer.

PIOLI OUT

Later today we will see a /jug/

>>151522763
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Look at THESE jugs!

>>151522717
>Lang was one of Napoli's most expensive signings last summer. The striker joined from PSV in July for €25 million. Only Dutch defender Sam Beukema cost the Naples club more money last summer.

Øhh didn't they spend 35 on Lucca and 50 on Højlund?

>>151522763
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>>151522782
nice filters

>>151522821
They're loans plus obligations I believe

>>151522959
Please don't spoonfeed the schizo things that are incredibly easy for himself to look up

Is no UI safe from shitty redesigns? Bored graphics designers looking to justify their salaries and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>151522452
how many players do you think jjust can sell to turkey next summer lmao

>>151523187
turkiye belgio, please understand

>>151523238
oh shit did i do a racismo
>>151522763
right into my gonda folder

Engine hums softly,
Gonda Civic is purring
Steel heart, still loyal.

Gonda is The Fury of Serie A

>Furies
I now remember God of War: Ascension.

Oh fugg, I now also remember spending literal weeks on getting past the Trial of Archimedes on hard mode

Thr trial of Archimeiners

motta 2-7-2
former psg midfielder
the score 2-7
this is my haiku

>>151523713
What formulas would he come up with?

>>151523809
foot+ball=shit pass

>>151523809
The Archimedean Overload Paradox:
Te = Ie / (1 + Cf2)

Te = Team Efficiency
Ie = Individual Effort
Cf = Chaos Factor

Where Chaos Factor = (Player Actions - Team Rhythm) / Sync Threshold

Archimedes would see that when one player tries to do everything, they actually disrupt the natural flow of their teammates, like adding too much weight to one side of a lever, it paradoxically becomes harder to move the whole system.

Any AC Milan chads in here? What’s the season looking like?

>>151527538
Best record in the league!

>>151521315
Yes. Aside the two seasons at Spezia he did his whole career since kid within Inter

Good morning! Last full day in Italy. I cant be bothered with packing my bag. I bought too many taralli
>>151526998
We are here! There are also many Milan obsessed people in here. It looks good so far. Lets hope we will end in the top 4

>>151528810
That’s good news but it’s 1:50 AM…

Serie ass bros.. not like this

>>151526998
>Any AC Milan chads in here?
Tuesday-Wednesday's aren't really your thing. Try Thursd- oh right lmao

>most goles per game of all the major European leagues
>81 games into the season and still no 0-0’s
It’s not like Gonde didn’t know what was coming. And it’s not too late for (You) to get on board of the Memedivisie train /seriea/!

>>151529485
>It’s not like Gonde didn’t know what was coming
yeah.. he was definitely expecting a brace from Dennis Man

>>151529516
Well with all the goles scored, it was hardly a one Man show!

>>151529535
In my opinion, the difference is made by the athletic freshness of a significantly younger team and offensive tactics, but Italian coaches will never learn

>>151529548
Perisic is hardly a spring chicken tbqh, and surely Gonde can’t ignore the fact that KdB simply isn’t working in this system he’s trying to use.

>>151529570
still younger than napolel, also players like Driouech and Pepi bring speed and freshness from the bench. Napoli needs fast technical wingers asap.

Ducci 'tioned

With the new gay CL format it doesn't get matter if you get trashed by Eintracht Badgastein or Lokomotiv Braunschweig. Just don't finish last in Heineken's Champion's League® and you're through anyway.

Imagine they had same format in Serie A now that there's no TIM to keep them in line.

1st-16th go to the Nutella playoffs®
17th-20th enter the Lavazza relegation battle®, winners gets to stay

Didn't get banned for posting bushy clownssy but for posting vaxxie truke aight jannie I see you

>>151529818
glowies run the site

the players called up for the Under 17 World Cup in November:
>Gks: Francesco Cereser (Torino), Alessandro Longoni (Milan), Sebastiano Nava (Juventus);
>Defenders: Borasio Benit (Juventus), Leonardo Noah Bovio (Inter), Cristiano De Paoli (Como), Dauda Amihere Iddrisa (West Bromwich Albion), Jean-Tryfose Mambuku (Stade de Reims), David Marini (Cesena), Luca Reggiani (Borussia Dortmund);
>Midfielders: Alessio Baralla (Empoli), Andrea Luongo (Torino), Valerio Maccaroni (Roma), Fabio Pandolfi (Milan), Vincenzo Prisco (Napoli), Federico Steffanoni (Atalanta);
>Attackers: Antonio Arena (Roma), Thomas Campaniello (Empoli), Destiny Onoguekhan Elimoghale (Juventus), Samuele Inácio (Borussia Dortmund), Simone Lontani (Milan).

No but hold on… 6-2 against a duccio team?! The Shitalian CHAMPIONS LOST 6-2 to DUCCI

Conte out by Kurismasu?

>>151529938
VIVA IL DUCCIO

Why hasn’t Gattuso called up Dennis Uomo? >We’d be well ahead of Norvegius if >we had quality like that in the squad

>>151529880
Players like him and Cumbiaso are the ruin of this club I swear
>>151529901
I now rate Elimoghale

>>151522518
Motta can still make it in Serie A. I also don’t think Montella is a bad manager. The others have shown nothing or are finished (Zeman)

ABJ Kings last chance to buy quality popcorn to enjoy the show of Jj getting slaughtered at the Santiago tonight

He must have posted about when Jj is playing a good like 8-9 times by now kek, man's really excited

Still insane how Rugani somehow managed to stay all these years and find himself likely starting against Real at the Bernabeu

>>151530163
What is my Destiny, Dragonball

>Former Juventus and Roma star Mirko Vučinić believes Juventus talent Vasilije Adžić should ‘go elsewhere’ to get playing time if he can’t earn it at the Allianz Stadium.

>>151529938
Good postings

>>151530163
yeah grimbiaso is just the worst
without him our other players like dumb negru #1, dumb negru #2, dumb negru #3, dumb negru #4, ruganoid and kurpmeiners would be amazing

Calcio /biz/idea bremaldo

wait they actually extened ruganis contract?

>>151530776
Until 2028

#ruged

don't worry nabule fras, I'm sure tumor will take empathy with gonde and it's going to embarrassing himself later on

Tonight Tudor wins 3-0 and jewventini enjoy another two years with him

>The NBA is ready to land in Italy, with Inter and Milan considering purchasing Olimpia Milano.
>The two clubs are reportedly considering purchasing the Milanese team to create a franchise for a European version of the NBA.

b-but muh rivalry

>>151531102
>2 plastic franchise teams doing plastic things
lole

>>151522782
who

>>151531102
I miss Zhang, he hated bbilan and yanks more than prisco

>>151531247
Who knew that Stevie era is gonna be "those were the days"

>>151531102
>rivalries across different sports

New predicted formation is up yeah don't even bother lol

>>151531364
Yes?

>>151531386
Juventini cried in this general when Milan fan Sinner lost the french open

>>151531102
Everyone was laughing at the schizo for saying that bbilan and printer are going to become a single entity....

Why does 4chan load so slow nowadays?

/seriea/, the only 4chan-related place I click on, loads smoothly as usual

>>151521099
kek

>>151531588
All data has to go through the glowie Palantir AI now.

Battlefield 6 - Season 1 Gameplay Trailer is up

Vlahofield 6

Hello {FirstName} {LastName}. You've been selected for the 10:30 session. Please be on time. Once a session begins, students may not leave for any reason. Check in with Manuel outside of the Advanced Statistics Room when you arrive. Good luck! By accepting this invitation, you assume inherent risks involved with this activity including but not limited to physical harm, injury, or death.

When does Milan play?

>>151531972
Friday 20:45 local time

Top 5 /seriea/ approved playable characters in chrono cross (not counting serge)
5. Irenes
4. Nikki
3. Orcha
2. Skelly
1. Macha

PowerWash Simulator 2 reviews are up

locatello>copemeiners

holy fuck two romanians and one luxembourgian fucking pissed me off at work today
literal subhumans

>>151532717
me at work when I see a r*manian

R*manians work?

>>151532773
they steal, which I guess may count as work

That post about modern day cruyff and yugoslavian dinosaur still makes me laugh

A Western European walks into a bar and sees two guys arguing.

"What are they fighting about?" he asks the bartender.

"The one on the left is Romanian, the one on the right is Polish, and they're debating who's more different from each other."

The Western European squints. "Wait, there are two of them?"

Max disrespect to Locatelli, who I dislike a great deal, but even posting something this innocuous is not captain behaviour for me. Whatever is happening behind the scenes, a captain should present a united front.

>>151532817
*gets beheaded by a local muslim gang before finishing the joke*

>>151532945
Remind me, was the national media churning out outrageous stories from foreign places to distract from the crumbling realities at home chapter 5 or 6 of the turdie playbook?

>>151533044
I think it's the part where your country is less than 80% white

If you think juventus loses 2nite you literally chew a negative amount of soccer, I bet my whole patrimonio (somma ingentissima btw) on either a draw or a juba win

>>151533044
good to know our politicians learned from the turdie playbook

>>151533093
t.in a coma for the last 5+ years

I've never been more convinced of a total Juventus victory and no I'm not joking

Having a rough spell at the moment lads. Feeling a bit lost with things.

(this is related to /seriea/ as the Nabole defence got lost in Eindhoven last night)

>>151533190
>rough spell
on which teams bench?

>>151533190
fuck off floyd

>>151533332
jesus fucking christ 5,5 serie b players

>>151533332
>vlahoGOD
Jj wins, he will channel his inner Allegrism and carry the team to a trivmph (holy tanto per cambiare batman)

>>151533402
Is Kalulu the 0,5 player? I rate him but not as a wingback

>>151531102
Armani died for this

>>151531102
Berlusconi was an Interbro

>>151533475
no its cats because of the pashun,murderball and funny name
>I rate him but not as a wingback
how can you rate an unironically retarded defender with 0 concentration and awareness

>>151533539
>how can you rate an unironically retarded defender with 0 concentration and awareness
Because he has "Rommel" in his name and it tickles my funny bone

Just saw David Luiz's recent pics
Holy shit

>>151533606
he's white now?

For me, it's Duccio Degli Innocenti

Ready for the power of Igor?

https://x.com/pavyg/status/1980942749525577762
He's right you know

>>151533986
Describe the Power of Igor in terms of a Yu-Gi-Oh card

evening tossers
lets pray for many injuries tonight

>tossers
I'd toss these salads if you catch my drift

>>151533332
Happy Halloween

We are less than 3 hours away from his dimissions

Koopmeiners starting lmao

>>151534245
when are they going to tell her the mic is off and the headphones don't work

Piccinini weirdly butthurt about Jj but alright

gatti looking like just finished watching the ghost rider video

One of the biggest UCL ties, definitely the biggest for Italian football... and this is how we show up
I hate Arrivabene so much it's unreal

Kalulu wingback in front of 90k people lmao

How many goals tonight for this attacking trio?

>>151534360
-1

Shaved-beard McKennie in front of 90k people lmao

kalulu looking like Figo out there

Tudor looks different today, has he been mewing?

Che fico

>>151534360
Zingaro misses a penor

>>151534378
more like bello figo ahah

My mom just tuned on Prime Video and I just overheard her tell my dad "C'È KOOPMEINERS"

>>151534411
/twitch/ idea: you hide a mic in the TV room and stream your parents' live commentary

We're two Jj coach sackings away from 2026 and these bluds are playing Militao

>>151534306
qrd?

The only negru that can't run

we gaan

we are taking them at ballate

Me? taking them at balatro

>>151534489
wagwan ma bredda

>>151534447
Do NOT look up ghost rider + cartel

Taking them at Baller

At least it wasn't a short corner

Nice zingaro flick desu

72 minutes until Openda

>>151534514
Teethanon is going to LOVE this webm

>>151534573
There was a me before & after this webm...

>cats in midfield as a pure blooterman
better than kurpmeiners

Igor scored.

Good 15 minutes so far, we can go back to sleep and concede from a random ass goal

>>151534637
which midget will beat kalunegru in the air for the random ass goal?

cam on jj

>>151534655
Odriozola or whatever he's called

It's just a matter of time until Juve scores.

>>151534489
Sutalo status?

guiu

>>151534624
that one should go to selecao

Kenneth is just one of THOSE names

Post list of THOSE names:
Josip
Kenneth
Manuel
Douglas

Hey, my name is Josip Kenneth Manuel Douglas

cats doing bretty gud

Paolo Kalulini

>>151534489
Sutalo status?

Getting sleepy
Zingaro do something

>>151533190
you are about to feel worse after jj disasterclass

*gesticulates*

Koopnegress

Como >>> Real Madrid

Turdham...

Fun fact: Ekitike is a palindrome

Koophands

polite reminder that alonso unleashes the goals the last 10 minutes of the match

Now why the fuck didn't Tudor start Openda when the only way we can score is on counters since their backline is dead?

>>151535077
Because Openda is a literal saboteur

Actually shocking that we don't have a role player instead of Kalunegru THERE

koopmein kampf

>>151535077
Becaues Openda is garbage.

The Saboteur? Peak ludokino
Business idea: The Saboteur-Openda edits

Based Kelly the nafrislayer

This game is not holding my attention in the slightest.

>>151534973
There are very few things in life that I enjoy more than a rube defeat.

>>151534514
>Eurovision 2025 was 10 years ago

diaz showing bbilan dna

Based Digre
Maybe Grimtoli didn't make a mistake there

turdham stinker

barbarian dna guler

We didn't even last one half-time

this match is better than melatonin

>>151535256
thank you grok

Cambiaso reminds me of Adriana Chechik

>>151535330
Is that the one that broke part of her spine jumping into that Twitchcon foampit?

Arda Goonler

>>151535364
Exactly!

Can this be the final whistle already

>>151535422
>prostagma
played the shit out of it as a kid
>>151535285
?

Absolute terroristball, sadly I don't think can keep this up for 90 minutes but so far I expected much worse.

We are getting closer and closer to Openda

Halloween chocolate coins are up. Maybe not all hopes are lost

Promise I'm not picking him out, but I’ve not heard the commentator mention koopmeiners yet

Half-time yappers

>>151535606
remember to take the foil off before eating them fra

>>151535606
are they from lidl?

Hoping for 0-0 for maximum time-wasting snoozefest.

The Fifa 2004 > Fifa 2005 is the biggest soundtrack downgrade, maybe ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY0RSJAfwgA&list=PLdIIZ1dpb9fcI3M9li2bXCeEUvQqjAM6M&index=3

>>151535741
Yes lol

holy shid was that zingaro screaming

>>151535835
i bought some too and ate them all

Kalunegru earning hours on me today

>2nd yellow for diving
never knew emerson was bbilan dna

Zingaro is outrunning our (and theirs lmao) negrus, let that sink in

ΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΑΗ VLAHOBITCH AND LIMITAO BOTH EXPOSED IN A SINGLE ONE ON ONE

More of a good save than a bad miss imo

ABJ bro's what the fuck is going on just how shit is la liga

In exactly 16 minutes dilidz will score a dopingturicchioesque golazo

aaaaa vlahovic save me

You have to be genuinely blind to complain about a chest shot lmao

R U G A N I

Alright, time to turn off and flame zingari

Maybe she will take Rugani back now?

BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL BELLINGOL

wtf was that defending

bravo kelly

>>151536053
>that defending
Can you please point to it, I can't see it :)

real madrid 3 out of 3 which means the will field the D team against olympiacos thank you JJ

couldnt have deflected better for sneedingham there but very cool floyd

Fuck it, make some schizo changes and try to make it more fun Turdor

Had to happen at some point, missed too many chances

don't worry gobboloids mo ci penzo io, prepare the papirozzo for the transfermarkt forum asking to raise my value to 999 gorillions

>>151536088
he'd have made them anyway

Aaaaaaaaaaah zingarinho save meeeeeeeeeee

IT'S TIME

red

Any updates on the Ghost of Castricum's whereabouts?

>>151536167
Bathing butt-naked in the hot springs of the Italian alps

>>151536167
hebben een serieus probleem

Ok but Real has some massive ass kek

>>151536213
but hitting the post is actually huge sfiga since it was almost a goal

Gakpo gole, coming to Jj this ummer

Fucking hell

On a scale from nothing-ever-happens to bruh, how bad was this?

>>151536311
i thought clear red

Di Gregorio does NOT deserve this defense.

>>151536311
Looked red but when I remembered who's the home team

>named Jude
>scores against Jewe
Bravo

Has the word "substitution" been introduced to the nation of Croatia yet?

>>151536374
Don't think they have the ability to parse more than 3 syllables at a time I'm afraid

>Locatelli, Openda, David
Half of /seriea/ just got fulminated on the spot

>>151536374
apparently yes
but its looking grim

>>151536311
Goding almost as much as heysel made me god

Szborroszlai gole

>>151536435
imagine if tici listened to me

Golazo dildiz

Openda lmao

shots 27 vs 10

digrego is preventing a goleada

>>151536479
mo he makes one

jesus fuck

Not a single replacement for Kalulu lole

>>151536151
mckennie great defending

When was the last time Jj won a game does anyone remember?

I-is that Miretti? I thought he got sold
What the FUCK

conceicmao-cats cb pairing

>>151536539
Printer

>>151536552
they didnt sell and then he died up until now
>>151536539
no

Is Miretti the gambler or is that Fagioli? I always forget

>>151536588
Fagioli

>>151536588
tonali

zhegrova is the only transfer tudor wont play

Muttuidi full 90'

I'm sorry but I genuinely want to mod Hotline Miami and replace all enemy NPCs with 8-bit models of Lois Openda

jesus fucking christ fuck off

jesus what a pussy

why would juventus steal a player like openda from basaksehir who could really used him

Cats is motm for Jj, yet again

openda is this season's kean

>>151536638
Why apologize? You're wishes are valid and understandable.

Openda is such a fucking shitter

Zingaro would've scored that. Not telling which zingaro tho

Memphis Depay would have already scored 2 goles for Jj, but /seriea/ isn't ready for that conversation yet

Spotted!

>>151536636
Many questions arise

I know my chickens, there's literally no way juventus loses this

>>151536653
its a trick so they can sell him,david and copemeiners in one package
trust the plan

>>151536689
I dont know bro he keeps dropping 4 stinkers every 5 games at Corinthians, imagine him back in Europe.

>>151534489
Thoughts?

>>151536704
Counterpoint: Ikoma-Loïs Openda

Zingarova lost in time and space

>David
I'm going to say something EXTREMELY loudly

>>151536716
Yeah but this is like debating which flavor of vomit should be in your mouth right now instead of real food.

Lloyd's talisman ties it

>>151536655
him or diggie smalls

>>151536753
>I'm going to say something EXTREMELY loudly
I'll say it! Maple syrup is overrated

>>151536753
is it a racismo?

Hey Siri Openda social media

Short corners

>Openda
>Xavi Simons
>Olmo
>Sesko
At this point, every player any club gets off RB Leipzig should come with a massive warning sign with "WARNING: high chances of fraud" written on it.

International break now, finally
No more Jj for 2 weeks

>Como is better than halal
absolute state of lelliga

Golazo Dildiz

dolls and power drill time

Juventus haven't scored a goal for 270 minutes.

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