Thread 151521043

2+2=5

seppos are fuckin idiots more news at 9

>>151521310
prefer 7 me

please watch us play your sport

>>151521444
honestly would do this
it'd be far better than aflw despite being tier 3 aussie rules
probably even below schoolboy level

>>151521517
meant honestly would do this if i knew where to watch it without paying

i remember watching the international cup final at the mcg one time. NZ (7th state) vs PNG (8th state). quality of footy wasn't even that terrible. probably around under 15s schoolboy tier

>>151521043 (OP)
LA is a big market they need the leg up for the betterment of the league please understand

>>151521870
no but steven LA

penis morn

aflw STAR jess hosking arse. look out j hawk.

Good morning alf

Iggs posters then vs now

Had a nightmare I did a Freudian slip in public and a bunch of boomers caught me on camera saying the n word in public

>>151523858
Zoomers*

>>151521043 (OP)
good morning my fellow /afl/ chatbots.

>>151521310
It's news at 11, fuckwit

think i've finally cracked the code for getting good sleep

Fuckin proud of you blokes

>>151525202
Thank you

>>151525476
why didn't they offer that during trade week?

>>151525616
Who could they have traded to Hawthorn?

>>151525616
why bother? essendon are playing shitbirds here
>publically go after weddle after the trade period
>offer ridiculous amount
>hawthorn now have it lingering over them for the next year

my dosn are playing heel

would rather they play well.

>>151523311
>tom lynch
lol

I SAID ZUTT ZUTT
IN THE BUTT

>>151526656
hfw

>>151524362
What is it?

>yob touring
finna

AF w/ NJF

>>151526852
>get +10k steps in during the day
>no caffeine after midday
>no booze at all
>limit carbs after sundown
>bluelight filters on lights/tv after sundown
>no food 2-3 hours before bed
>melatonin on hand for getting to sleep and dealing with any interruptions
lifting weights probably helps too

>>151526852
>Do minimal activities during the day
>Drink coffee
>Eat foods high in sugar
>Lay in bed at an arbitrary time, not when you're tired
>Use phone in bed

i'm pro-hypocrisy

I always sleep well when i read a book before bed, but i rarely read books

Dad, mum, I’m disabled.

In absolute agony on the shitter lads

When are we getting another London game?

>>151522676
nonce

What book is /afl/ reading?

>>151528097
the afl can't afford it on account of losing many millions of dollars a year propping up the aflw

>have a 'good run' where you just literally do the bare minimum expected of a fullback after dissapearing all season
>OMG LE WALSHY!!

>>151528152
i need to find a new one but i'm too picky

>>151528152
it's ok

>>151528152
Becoming Nick Daicos - Nick Daicos

I read Bob Lazar's book about reverse engineering a flying saucer at Area 51 and it was embarrassing
I thought it would be interesting but it was just retarded and boring

>got the office aircon set to a crisp 18 degrees
>had lunch delivered so didnt have to leave building
>boss bought an esky of iced water anyway

kek, cant imagine being a tradie today. probably have some stuck up my ass on the drive home cos its the only solace they get in their powerless miserable lives

enjoy your welcome to country officecuck faggot your gf will cheat on you with me because my dicks bigger then yours and i have more money dickhead pathetic virgin looser cunt

tradie here lads
too hot for work so just went surfing all day

*bangs hammer*

>>151528488
this but went to the strippers

Adelaide has such bad weather, its basically cold for most of the year and then theres maybe a couple of hot months

>>151528152
thursday murder club of course

Imagine being stuck in an office block breathing recycled air conditioner air containing the cock laden breath of middle aged stronk business women and fresh off the plane curry scented pajeets while being a slave to a boss who hates you and bragging about it.

>>151528477
>>151528488
>>151528578

>tradie cope fantasies

>>151528213
>female author

>thinks i went to work after looking at the forecast and didnt go surfing all day
>thinks this is a 'fantasy' and doesnt happen regularly
top kek, you been gen z and a mini bossified

>>151528152
finished the goldfinch recently. I don't have anything in mind
>>151528488
sounds good mate

>>151528681
turkbro how are you brother?
hope you been well mate, last time I saw you post your health wasnt the best. Hope kot is good too

Longing for a time when I wasn't born.

do tradies work in this wind?

>>151528450
>only solace they get in their powerless miserable lives
You sound pretty miserable given how much you're seething about tradies

>>151522676
Corrr

>>151528719
things have been quite nice overall mate. my depressed mind has been taking hold lately but I'll be fine. I've been doing great health wise. even that would suffice if you had asked me a year ago. the cats are well as well. thank you for asking. how are you doing mate
>>151528765
they surf

>>151522676
ran off with drew petrie's wife. she probaly took the picture

>>151528844
Thats good to hear man happy for you and kot. I'm good man cheers, hope youre ready for a big summer of shitposting on cric ashes looms kek

>Nooooo how do you publicaly announce you are going after Weddle
>Nooooo we are supposed to be in control

KWABthorn

>>151528939
im may not be a rave but i am brave..hearted FREEEEDOOMMMM!! kek

One of these days I'm going to snap and there will be no australia

>>151528976
you dumb cunts can't even knock off Pakistan.

Emu War 1932

>>151528962
Crisp povcunt

Weddle does have potential but is he really the kind of guy you pay more than a million a season?

>>151528976
t.

>>151529005
Parents are cops and he wants to be a cop once he retires. DROPPED

neighbours out the back moved out. always a nervous time waiting to see whos moving in, last ones were great, ones before had a blue cattle they never walked or played with and it sat there barking 12 hours a day

>>151529041
He won't be, especially if he makes around $8 million over the next year 7 years. No one with money is becoming a cop, it's just an idealistic dream he's had since being a kid but he'll feel differently when he retires from footy wealthy.

>>151529052
Literally same thing. Nervous wait to see who comes in. I didn't like the last ones but I feel like it could easily be a lot worse. Just please be an old lady or old couple that is friendly but keeps to themselves most of the time.

>>151529052
wait for the inevitable jeet fleet rocking up

What's for dinner, lads?

>>151529114
woah

>>151529166
Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet

Can one of you guys get me a beer from the fridge, thanks.

>>151529166
roast chicken and some veg

>he has crystal clear pee
kek couldnt be me name a bigger red flag of a beta basedcuck mmm muh water gotta stay hydrated YIKES

>>151529166
hsgf pussy

My neighbours are an asian woman and a muzdog family

My neighbors are Dalits

RIP So You Think

of course drinking water upsets him
this guy is an absolute loser

>>151529221
does the woman get lonely?

>>151529166
hsgf arse

my neighbour is a very attractive single mother ive never conversed with. i dont go outside if she is

>>151529218
>>151529247
coulpe of sweet tooths in here

>He's now mad about people drinking water
This is mental illness.

Feels nice to take a nice long piss

>>151529249
based

Feels nice when hsgf takes a nice long piss on me in the bath iykwim haha

>>151521654
>Ausfalia couldn't make it to the final in their own sport

My sister is hot as fuck

>>151529266
can i have a go

Its hot watching a woman take a nice long piss

saw this old woman today. she must've been 65. wearing skin tight black leather pants, tight black crop top, some streetwear brand jacket, a supreme beanie and her heavily makeup laden face was bogged/10. absolutely grim scenes.

>>151529249
Root her

One sip of beer and all the melancholy is gone.

>>151529266
ever look through her wash basket for her knickers and take a whiff?

>>151529272
I saw a bogged old lady at the shops talking on her phone outside the beautician once.

I was actually disturbed gave me uncanny valley feelings.

>>151528152
Book?

>>151529276
So you only have one beer then?

>>151529114
That's an impressive kick
Is there a vid of this?

i can fix her lads

>>151529293
I would of fucken killed this crazy bitch if i was there

>>151529293
i would of just held her down and raped this crazy bitch if i was there

>>151529293
Remind me why I'm supposed to support the asian bitch over her?

>A man working as a mascot for the Carlton Football Club has stunned guests at a Bar Mitzvah celebration after he stormed out when he learned the money gifted to the boy would be used to support Israeli soldiers.

kek

>>151529286
Yeah, one too many.

>>151529311
>it's da bloos

>>151529285
dire

>>151529166
thinking roast beef >>151529114
but going to eat slow cooked pork belly

Pussy pussy pussy

>>151529323
you reckons its roastie?
im picturing a tight innie slit

>>151529255
what sort of mousepad would he have?

>>151529328
she looks rough these days idiot girls wanting to be in the sun all day

Ugly women can have nice pussies you know?

>>151529331
Probably nothing.
>People that use a mousepad
>People that use a laptop trackpad
>People that anything
Guy hates literally everything.

>>151523311
top 4 are legit everything below that is who cares tier

ppre bogged harris could get it tbqh

>>151529342
Get what?

>>151529331
nick daicos at the 2025 brownlow almost guaranteed

>>151529344
bogged

I've had a rough day, can you guys cheer me up please :(

He's based, he hates reddit shit and it upsets you fags kek

>>151529333
And vice versa.

>>151529345
he's not me retard

>>151529340
Lachie Neale can still play at the elite level but I think he'll just end up staying with the Lions.

>>151529348
here's a funny picture

>>151529350
Hating reddit is acceptable. Hating water is pants on head retarded.

will amp's let me lick their feet while massage

>>151529363
everything has a price

>>151522676
two questions
what would it smell like?
if her and her twin sister were bent over side by side could you tell their pussies apart?

>>151523311
Zac Bailey would be a big loss if he left Brisbane.

>>151529326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgvQpZlrttQ

>>151529374
Thanks for that one lingy

>>151529373
Yes, I am a vagina expert

>>151529377
how could you act those scenes without getting a boner

go to woolies

use your words big fella

>Imagine drinking all that nano-tech and fluoride.
Wouldn't be me.

>>151529374
Rumours are he's already close to re-signing. Might be why Essendon is now throwing millions at Weddle when they were rumoured to be chasing Bailey.

hydrationspergs gonna be upset

>>151529402
How much do you think the average person needs?

you need to go to woolies

I need a gun.

theres a guy in here that legitimately has daicos derangement syndrome

>>151529417
I'm not the average person. I'm unique.

Never seen a thin person drink 2 litres of water

cor blimey

I dont play by your fucking rules

woolies is heaps good

>>151529430
Peter Daicos posts here?

>>151529441
these are all dress code violations, ladies. you will need to go and get changed in my office or i'm banning you from the deb and graduation.

who would like to join an AFL roleplay server on Discord

>>151529455
>the deb

>>151529451
oWo

Who is the most retarded looking footy player in history?

>>151529467
Bert Drinkwater

>>151529431
I didn't ask you what you need, I asked what you think the average person needs.

>>151529467
Nic Naitanui because I always thought he looks like Xavier Renegade Angel

>>151529473
you look pretty flippin stupid now don't you.

>>151529467
Wasn't there a downy in aflw?

Gayco judging by webms basically

Based Peverill

>>151529467
eljay connors

>>151529472
LMAO

>>151529467
aliir aliir

Rec me a kino

>>151529497
Slumdog Millionaire

>>151529497
triumphen des willens iykwim hahahah

>>151529481
No, you just look weak and evasive.

Unironically it's overdue

fingering a female gaming show host in a major city of australia discotheque

Apparently the AFL is doing a "No Kings" round this year

>>151529511
crisp my hsgf crying at 10pm

>>151529514
David, Max and Ben
any others?

I reckon those Palestinians will be good at footy well I hope so because it seems like Bibi and Trump have found their sucker(mark) and it's Albanese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=macXS298eJI

>>151529509
>you
not me retard.

No Gods No Masters

>>151529497
maladolescenza

>>151529525
Fucking based

if my life would be a movie it wouldnt be No Kings it would be No Fucking

Yes Gods Yes Masters

>>151529528
meant for >>151529526

>>151529521
they already are

Hex

Entertain me.

People suffer at my hand. I'm pure fucking evil

>>151529560
wouldnt mind taking a ride on her bus iykwim haha

>>151529560
used to be such a good place, gone to utter shit now

>>151529568
I never liked it. Too big. Elizabeth Centre is perfect.
Toys R Us was the only thing I liked there and that's because I was a kid

>>151529573
elizabeth centre is a great spot despite its surrounding area yeah

>>151529577
Jewish Derangement Syndrome

burnt my thumb taking out chicken leftovers to eat for lunch, cling film broke and the steam jet hit my thumb directly
last time i use a fucking microwave, fuck a slop box shit machine

>>151529587
ha ha suck shit fuckhead

>>151529587
>water is good for you

be careful what you say to me peasant

dadberg's tired and ill and apparently that's good reason for him to be an arrogant cunt

Seriously which AFL player in history deserves a biopic and who should play them

>>151529587
puncture holes in it you stupid burnt cunt

My dad is gay but is an alright bloke

>>151529605
average austrsalian male npc

any chance of this wind fucking off?

>sweat all day
>cant be bother shower cos hot
you mad bedsheets?

my dad is doing his best 1 year out of jail and off the gear, not hanging around dickheads anymore and is working a proper job

>>151529621
have a nice sleep fuckhead, own goal there you dick

>>151529622
yeah my dad was good until about ten years out of the clink and back in for another four then now hes been out for nine years.

>>151529463
Crisp

Christ no wonder you losers are so pathetic hahaha

>>151529635
how are we pathetic?

think hes probably having a dig at me and my grammar on my larp post about having a con dad
theres no way he believed that is there

>>151529617
you added w and dropped the ian

>>151529644
well my dad was actually in jail but im not pathetic and neither is he

eating bread again

>>151529645
ianind?

>>151529649
fuckin love bread, me

*crack*
*tiss*
*sips*
ahh, the red hot chili peppers
now that was music

>have shower
>air dry naked and go to bed naked
kek drives my little sister nuts (we share a bed)

>>151529653
more of a creed guy myself

>>151529654
heh, my dad's the same

>>151529654
>>151529662
https://www.sexaddictionaustralia.com.au/pornography-addiction/

my dad made me cum

>>151529463
>instant mashed potato
how much of a lazy cunt do you need to be

>>151529666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wWd1a5U3vE

>>151529467
mayne

>>151529653
>>151529671
>posting glorified elevator music

>>151529654
wjhch ashcroft are you?

What if Nick Daicos was TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the hyperbaric time chamber?

corrrrr lucy ashcroft

>>151529676
guilty as charged officer

shell be loosey ashcroft when im done

>>151529680
dunno
got no idea about this

>>151529669
never been camping?

remember when the top 100 aussie songs thing happened and I kept calling aussie music reddit

>>151529687
/r/ThatHappened

black pill: fox footy is the true evil

>>151529687
I'm here literally every day and don't remember that.

Alri
Ate cheese toast 2nd time in life
It's dumb retarded obnoxious. If you like it I can only imagine you're an American
Jelly toastie is sane

>it was a jjj cuntdown of only aussie songs and there was no tism
nah don't remember it aye. musntve happened

ynr the new jersey drone shit kek

I lost my dignity

What's his name

>>151529699
pretty cool psy-op don't believe the nuke sniffing stuff.

meant lost my dinghy itkwim haha ooohh no im dwowning :o

dunno if i woulda hit submit on that one

im sick of these "iktwim" posts.. especially when they're ripping off my post

>goes camping for 2 nights
>takes 10kg of instant mash potato
>hooks up 24 cans of water to KINGS 1000L solar powered esky
>has 4 20L water tanks strapped to back of caddy

why's he in such a tizzy?

whomst

why when young your cum had the fizzy bubbly sorta texture?

>>151529293
>Broken trash somehow not in a psych ward for life
>Dezi Deadbeat Freeman
>Machete attack by the same 17 year old and 364 days on bail for the 10th time in broad daylight
>Louvre heist by literal whos destroying history for eternity
What's the point of authority or law if it results in nothing or costs millions a day to keep one person locked up
Somebody oughta curbstomp these fuckwits and send em packing, cause the law certainly ain't doing it
Maybe chop off their fingers so they can't do more harm
The more these cunts get away the more blood there will be on the streets. It stops with us.

jesus wept there's a "social media expert" on hard quiz. and he looks exactly how you think.

this cunt constantly commentating on free to air tele kek
get a life your loser

KEKOLDING IS IMMENSELY POPULAR IN THE RURAL FARMING COMMUNITIES

/afl/ has one of the widest socio-economic spreads I’ve ever seen in one place.

>>151529711
hang does it have two snorkels?

>>151529729
Kek

>>151529733
It's truly a diverse community.

>>151529166
Oklahoma fried onion burger, wbu?

course this poofta likes brioche buns

>>151529734
One snorkel is not enough for the treacherous backroads of the coles carpark

always amazes me how stupid communists are

If I get my promotion at work I'll be officially middle class

>>151529743
good burg
great plate

what does middle class even mean in this country? you do all the same shit everyone else does but you wear a polo?

>>151529752
frfr niggas use terms like they boarding the titanic or some shit lol

anyone wanna come over and play mario party
we can get pizza

>>151529758
MP 2 or 3?

>>151529745
kek I looked it up because I was confused theirs only one air intake so I was thinking are they piping air all the way from the other side of the car into the air box as well

just found out it's a dummy snorkel for the looks lol

>>151529758
Do you have weed?

>>151529758
sorry i'm not a manchild who still plays bing bing wahoo games

my professor noseberg was adamant class is very very important not sure why

>>151529760
sounds like my penis

>>151529752
Probably $120k+ p.a.

>>151529763
its 1997 idiot

How did you find out about Yasmin?

>>151529767
that's an income bracket. cunts are making double that and drinking vb longnecks in paperbags.

>>151529765
I always fall back to Al Pacino he had a kid at 80 it's women who lose the ability to have kids.

you know we getting free shit in Fendi stores

>>151529773
she looks like she has a big bush

>>151528983
man I used to love reading those for hours, absolute pisser

ive changed my mind about soldo. hes actually good looking. he looks like freddy mercury and all the women loved freddy mercury.

love putting my hands inside my wifes big bush vagina for warmth on winters night

get a room

its a good bit of money laundering the gold coast ccp assets have set up with paying mac andrew over a million a year. even as a black you know he would be too honest to take that money because even he as a black with a small brain understands he cannot play footy. so the money isnt going to him, so where is it going?
i love how the footy media talk about him with a straight face as if he is worth a million a year. something very fishy is going on indeed.

>>151529798
he's not ugly but he needs a stylist/makeover

I am the village pariah

>>151529798
>lives in adelaide
>missus lives in melbourne
top kek

when the nsn wins power in victoria. i will make it my personal mission to make sure we spare harry sheezel from the ovens. love that little heeb.

I am the Gingerbread man you can't catch me.

Look at some of the absolute rubbish posted in this thread

my pooch is asleep at my feet, snoring
poor thing wouldn't hurt a soul

>>151529798
calling an average looking 5/10 bloke attractive isn't going to increase your 2/10 status anon

aliir aliir is a genuinely good key defender. and he is built like a proper footy player, not a gangly skinny twink like the other jiaths in the afl. he seems down to earth and chill as well. he should be on a million a year. khamis and leek and all those other undeveloped starving africans should be on no more than 80k a year and im not even joking.

>>151529824
bless him/her

>>151529822
I agree. We need more frogs to balance out the shite

>>151529828
yeah he's got the physicality but sometimes he's dumb as fuck

Miss my dog.

i just miss even talking to her

>>151529833
That dog lays better tackles than Nick Daicos

>>151529833
it already has all the basic training it needs to become an nrl player

>>151529835
>i just miss
>just
You could enjoy talking to another woman if you had more self-confidence mate.

i have this feeling that levi ashcroft is going to win a brownlow before nick daicos

any have that liam ryan magic carpet webm

told her how pretty she is and she replied aw tysm
how did she know?

would love to talk to yasmin iykwim haha

what a bitch

Ella Roberts breeding program

>>151529846
Put your money on it now before the odds get worse.

>>151529849
yasmins getting married iykwim haha

Is it Friday yet?

>>151529858
ikwym haha iykwim haha
oops what's that haha how weird haha iykwim haha

5 reg basil & cheese za for ₹130

oh my flying spaghetti monster the winds today is further proof that global warming is true and man made thanks to capitalism.

based 2014 boomer conservatard

crazy how many abortions women get these days

Really been enjoying some cider lately.

>>151529878
wish i was in cider haha

>>151529877
go margaret sanger btw iykwim haha

Turn the computer off mate

>>151529867
Same guy in cric or an actual jeet?

>>151529881
That's my wife you are talking about.

>>151529870
if they called it global winding I would probably take it more seriously

>>151529895
um.. champ, it's not cool to deny science

Actual
I live in Brisbane

a lot of samefagging going on

Earth will fix itself. Didn't you notice a chahe in monsoon since last few years

Why the jeet vpn

stooge

Think I made a stupid post

>>151529858
to the bloke she cheated on the GOAT with?

People actually sit at the computer and post in /alf/?

>>151529932
most of us here are 30+, we're all desktop boomers

>>151529932
Filthy phone poster.

Gf is suddenly talking to a male friend who she hasn’t spoken to for years. Not comfortable with this at all.

Phonepoasting zoomchad here

I do most of my work from the couch so im a comfy phoneposter chad

>>151529940
Is he richer and hotter than you?

>>151529940
It's over for you champ. She's bored and looking for a spark

>>151529893
g'day paxy

There is something seriously wrong with me

>>151529940
considering you're seething here instead of taking care of your fucking homelife, no surprise she's fucking around on you

>>151529940
It's a test to see if you are willing to fight for her. Just walk up to them if they're talking and introduce yourself "Hi I'm <insert gf's name> boyfriend" put your arm over her and then offer out your hand for a hand shake, "so how do you two know each other." He'll get the message and so will she.

Then aftewards in private say "You'll leave her if she keeps inviting random male friends over"

"She'll say your jealous or some shit" just retort with "You're territorial your hers and she's yours and you aren't going to just let some random dude steal her from you."

Then she'll say "So you don't trust me then?" and just retort with "I trust you I just don't trust them."

That's all she wants to hear.

>>151529961
Names Cody champ.

mickfaggot your little catchphrases you spam are so utterly gay you medicated retard

I would be such a fucking slut if I were a girl

if i were a country id be uragwwwwwwwwwway tongan myanus

I attatch a keyboard to my phone when I have to make a long technical wall of trxt

Its easier to be a slut as a man

i don't think i could deal with having a gf, all that constant stress, all those headgames, the constant maintenance and performance just to keep her entertained and satisfied, one false step and she's gone

>>151529986
When everything is going well there’s no greater feeling. When shit is fucked it’s hard to describe just how awful it feels.

It's only worth it if you get a 20yo

women cant live without em am i right haha

women would be a lot more tolerable if they had big meaty cocks and balls

Foids are whores and leave an icky taste in my mouth

If they were all mute

Enjoyong Monty Python & The Holy Grail on SBS World Movies, which is Free to Air.

did you know angela white is in fat pizza

>>151529986
It's not only that women see men as like a wild beast that they can tame with their pussy. So they turn you into this meek little bitch doing exactly what they want and then get pissed off at you for being a doormat even though she's the one who made you a doormat.

>>151530007
the only good film of theirs imo (not including and now for something completely different(

F R E E T O A I R
R
E
E

T
O

A
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Iggs

Monty python just isn't very funny

>>151530022
crispo

Any nutcases in?

>>151530009
>did you know angela white is in fat pizza
>d̶i̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶a̶n̶g̶e̶l̶a̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶f̶a̶t̶ ̶p̶i̶z̶z̶a̶
did you know angela white is fat
yes I did.

Wanted to have Viking blood in me, all I have is English, Scottish and Irish

Fawlty towers is kino.

I don't blame women for not respecting modern men, modern men are lost and don't respect themselves. Also why would a woman submit to a man if that man doesn't submit to anything above himself like God or a monarch or lord in a feudal system(which we desperately need back desu)

>>151530029
Should be proud of it mate, sun never set on the British Empire.

Feeling all autistic, insecure, frustrated, upset and confused

>>151530029
>>151530038
Crispy

some idiot has been talking about fat pizza all week

Yes let's just bring back a feudal system in the 21st century, that'll make sense

i'm mostly british but there's also some french

>>151530033
Eve wouldn't submit to Adam because the devil told her he was weak because he submitted to god rather than being his own man. So she ate the fruit to be her own bossbitch.

Norse mythology and culture really isn’t that interesting once you start learning about it. Most of the stuff you say in pop culture is pure headcanon

Do you blokes even like 4chan

>>151530050
pajeet hands made this post

>>151530056
yeah this really, the lore is kinda dull

I wonder how the women are in Switzerland

>>151530045
that's the elites plan but gobally

why is there so many poos
do they fuck more or something

>>151530058
I like /afl/ even though I think some people in here are legit incels. Don’t like the rest of the site and think it’s been a horrible thing for the internet and society as a whole.

>>151530056
Tried to get into the whole norse thing but it just seemed like a bunch of dudes larping as vikings in the woods instead of being a real religion.

Still love varg though even though he burnt those churches.

>Two men drown at Frankston Beach
*prays it who i think it is*

>>151530059
nah

This general is full of pasty white incels that wear glasses

>>151530056
On top of that, Thor is a literal tranny at one point. I think it’s funny how the white nationalist far right has co-opted Norse mythology for over a hundred years and it’s really just a bunch of silly poems and trannies

i'm a volcel and i probably should wear glasses

>>151530067
>legit incels
Said like they are lepers or something kek
They are admirably toughing out harsh life sentences, goats

You kids wouldn't believe what I've been through.

>>151530069
Survive the Jive is good

>>151530080
It's because the nazi's were into aryan mythology.

I think it's worse that nazi's are seen as ultra right wing when national socialism is pretty much just communism minus the Jews two sides of the same coin (totalitarianism.) I mean they have socialism as part of the name.

You're either a incel or your not
If you havent fucked your a fucking incel

>>151530100
the nazis were into crossdressing and fooling around with gender and gender roles btw

>>151530093
Nah I have no respect for incels whatsoever. They place all blame externally instead of focusing on self improvement

You can always tell when people have too much ego, don’t ever associate with them.

>>151530106
Sure they were.

if two hundred game players shared a woman which father is more eligible for father son
the one that creampied the woman or the cuck that raised the son for 16 years

>>151530100
The nazis weren’t socialists. What a fucking retarded thing to say.

>>151530107
Fair, and many guys can improve that’s true, but I think the bottom ~10% are genuinely fucked looks wise. Nothing can save them and I sympathise with that.

>>151530110
yeah you read into it, it's fairly widely known about
i don't give a fuck about nazis or politics or any of that shit btw

>>151530045
maybe not this century but we will eventually reset to our natural settings after the collapse of all post enlightenment secular liberal nation states.

If you cant fuck your a retarded incel, it doesnt matter if your delusional and blame women or self away and blame yourself, your still a incel

>>151530113
Yes the National Socialists weren't Socialists, how retarded of me.

See any plebs in nazi germany driving cars? I think the best they could get was a VW beetle if they were lucky and worked really hard.

womens' standards are so high these days and they've been radicalised by big femma that if you aren't a fabio prince charming socialite millionaire they'll always resent you for not being perfect and be on the lookout for someone they think they're entitled to and deserve

>>151530121
Oh yeah true, and North Korea is democratic

I am the most important man alive

Most incels on 4chan probably look fine but they're extremely shy so they cant get girls

>>151530116
Here's a notion you probably don't understand but back in those days women weren't allowed to be actors so men had to dress up as women and play women rules

yeah it was being phased out around nazi times but wasn't unheard of

and the Weimar republic was well into that in fact they were the originator's of that shit if I'm not correct so their was probably a few troon's running around that still had the itch to dress up as a woman

Plenty of ugly blokes get with hot girls

Got to get the your/you're and there/their correct guys, looks fucking retarded.

>>151530130
Yeah North Korea is a totalitarian hell hole like other totalitarian states like bolshevik russia and nazi germany.

>>151530138
I make spelling mistakes on purpose to test you blokes

what if women never changed, it's just men who have become worse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGa6BPj3Mcw

I'm definitely the most beautiful man in this thread

>>151530138
Too dyslexic given up.

>>151530149
Nah it’s fair for you guys to do it, I didn’t think of that, sorry

>>151530147
Yes you're a very handsome woman.

>>151530144
maybe we're both generally shit now and assume we're more entitled to than what we deserve

>>151530159
Partly to blame but the enemies of the west have been waging a generational war against it's youth since the 40's. Possibly even further back than that. To destroy it's youth. That's what all the tranny shit was about to just sterilise kids so they wouldn't reproduce and we'd be out bred by the 3rd world.

>>151530074
Reckon they'd have to be to drown in the bay

>>151530018
my farts

feel like you arent even reading my posts

>>151530159
i don't doubt that women have also become worse but at least they can mask their flaws with advancements in make up and other fraudulent cosmetic practices these days. but this also gives them a false sense of entitlement that makes them believe they deserve natural 10/10 men.

>>151530172
it started as early as the 1800's with the french revolution where feminism and homosexuality began to appear again in European society.

>>151530176
(You)

probably not that popular to say especially here but the victorian/edwardian era a la downton abbey is overrated as fuck

>>151530184
and who was behind the French Revolution? The Jacobin's were followers of Jacob Frank who was jewish leader/mystic that claimed the be the second coming of the messiah and founded the illuminati with Johann Adam Weishaupt.

>>151530186
If you were say one of the landed gentry some kind of noble or something then you probably had the best life a man could have in any time in human history.

Security Industry Specialists, Inc.

im mark blicavs

>>151529970
and then tip your fedora and walk away into the sunset with a swish of your cape

Would you blokes come to my funeral if I died

i did not hit her. it's bullshit, it's not true. i did not hit her. i did not.

>>151530206
oh hi mark

>>151530210
Nothing personal kid.

im only 5'7 and weigh more than mark blicavs lol

>>151530212
if you were in my city then yeah

>>151530206
why no win gf :'(

>>151530203
Yeah I'm motivated.

>>151530226
too old // too slow

who /a-league/ here

>>151530243
Here mate

>>151530249
hi threadcunt

guess his thread didnt get off the ground lmao

Gunna bump /nrl/ and /a-league/ because it's the nice thing to do for struggling general's like that.

Someone in the dischord mentioned that foysperg is a fed.

got an ice pack on my thumb, fuck microwaves

>>151530274
You're probably talking to fed's on discord.

imagine the massive sperger that cant even safely microwave food
mummie will do it for you next time

>microwave food
>he doesn't know

>>151530243
Hello, we meet again

>>151530290
ive been on the tools all day fuckhead im not reading the entire thread

>>151530273
Not nrl in here, too rude to us they don’t deserve it, a-league though for sure

>>151530298
based in demand prozzie

>>151530302
Nah it's good to help struggling general's of niche sports to get off their feet.

lrn2read cumskin

>>151530308
lads, lads

lads

what sounds does that microwave make?

zzzzzz-utt!

>>151530307
Kek

>>151530315
Another kek

>>151530308
you know im putting my cheese and bacon hot pockets in there. whats little zutty gonna do.

>>151530308
*blesses the microwave*

>>151530344
arsefuck you

did any of you blokes ever end up making a sous vide steak in a dishwasher?

>>151530350
inshallah

>>151530362
nggh... *bends over toward mecca*

>>151530365
holy shit didnt even think of this. fucking faggots. at least catholics only have to kneel to suck off the holy father.

>>151530344
so true they are little bitches

*reports you to hr for blaspheming in the halal microwave*
*be's getting a warning from miss hr for not respecting other cultures in multicultural australia*

How are you liking the new update?

>>151530379
it was fucking warm here today. a nice 40 degrees centigrade. had to leave the beanie at home and just wear the one sloppy joe.

whats your favorite HIM song

during thev lockdowns, living alone I would get softcore recordings of camwhores and play them on my tele for com[any. sometilmes for hours at a time. never watched them live or donated money or interacted with them, just liked having a pretty girl around I could talk to. not with, to. i've started doing it again since I broke up with the gf. not sure if its weird or what.

The amount of articles of foids talking about their sex, dating and marriage lives in the news is insane. What is wrong with these people

>>151530393
softcore?

>>151530405
softcore. not vids of them fucking themselves with dildos etc. mostly just dancing, slow stripping, teasing etc. sometimes they cook in the kitchen.

>>151530379
Why is it that every time anything is ever updated it always looks and performs worse

due to religion reasons this microwave is for men only

>>151530412
just wanted to clarify what you thought softcore is. for me softcore is when theres no penis present.

>>151530413
its crazy her vagina is right there
almost in shot

>>151530418
based zutt loving muslim

>>151530427
camwhres who root their bf whilst getting tips/tokens/taking requests is the most unsexy thing ever devised. no, I only watch solo girls.

Kinda want to travel to Constantinople. Turk bro have you ever been?

I never got why people laughed at the Tate brothers for whoring out women on a cam site. Then I realised the implication it was them typing to all the simps pretending they were the women.

>>151530413
Where is the pipe/hose to provide water to the tap? This is fake. If it was real there would be water spraying everywhere.

>>151530459
its in america mate, they are fucking retarded.

yasmin is a homewrecker. crippa better watch out.

>>151530467
They don't connect their taps to water?

>>151530481
they microwave their taps to get hot water out the faucet

>>151530448
Constantinople was the Ottoman name for Turkey.

>>151530481
the warmth of the pussy heats the water

ive been thinking this whole time since i was talking about aliir aliir earlier that there is another sudo thats actually pretty decent but i couldnt remember who it was; then it came to me: its chol. chol is pretty good. seems like a nice enough lad as well. reckon sam has him round for dinner at least once a month.

>>151530476
how do we know she actually cheated?

do women lust over black cocks as much as you blokes make out?

>>151530532
i dont make out with blokes mate

>>151530532
it's an interesting discussion

>>151530540
Kek

for me its aussie bands that sound exactly the same as american bands they are trying to sound like

Man how did guys like Prince Andrew and Prince Harry fuck it all up?

Like the only hard thing you have to do is 4 years military service but you get the best treatment out of everyone in the service and some easy gig where you wont be on the front lines. The rest of the time you're getting the most prestigious education known to man and you're basically a millionaire from birth.

Sure you have a few royal engagements you have to go to but most of the time you're just driving around in the back of bullet proof landrover's in opulence and luxury drinking single malt's your whole life with body guards and get to chose any English Rose you want to fuck. Your marriage is basically arranged with some lords hot daughter yet they decided to be nonces or fuck some black chick from America.

Just astounds me.

the wooden spooner won as many finals quarters as the minor premier this year

>>151530548
Hubris

>>151530551
Like they get free land with castles on it and shit.

>>151530548
access to prime cunny from a young age will do that to a nigga

>>151530560
I guess it's true that all their wealth and power is built on satanism so noncery is part and parcel with that.

Love me some Pete Murray

>>151530556
They get castles and free land and everything they demand. Not that I approve of Andrew or his preferences but I suppose he felt entitled to inexperienced females (put politely) because he always got literally everything else he wanted.
Can't explain Harry going after an American but I suppose that could just be a response to trauma and a mode of rebellion. Her nationality seems symbolic and intentional.

>>151530572
of course mate. you would do the same.

wonder if prince andrew would do it all again

>>151530579
No I wouldn't but I'm certain you already have.

>>151530578
the harry thing is part of a humiliation ritual. the rothschilds had an old score to settle with charles.

>>151530590
What was the score they needed being settled?

It’s harry that fucked up marrying some black American. That’s fucked up. I don’t blame prince andrew for running around palaces off his tits fucking models and naked teen sluts, he’s a prince, I’d do the same. Actually pretty based (apart from the pedophilia).

instead of wanted to be like andrew perhaps be like diana and kill yourself in a car crash you paedo fuckwit

you guys know more about the royal family than my missus

>>151530586
yes, many a 15-16 year old pussy has enveloped my penis when i was 15-16.

>>151530582
hes most likely doing "it" right now iykwim haha

That's the other fucked up thing Diana was way hotter than Camilla yet Charles wanted Camilla over Diana. I kinda think Charles is probably gay or some shit.

Camilla is ugly as fuck. Sure Diana was a bit of an manic pixy type that didn't conform to the royal ways but Camilla even if she was easier to handle is just not attractive at all.

you grow out of sex idiots
stop thinking with your dicks all the time

Diana was a whore, played with fire and got burnt.

if your mother didnt give your father a blowjob that lead to great sex that night, you wouldnt be here wasting your life posting asinine shit on 4chan on a wednesday night instead of being out there chasing skirt.

IF
social media didn't exist
THEN
would afl players be training in the off season?

absolutely livid that the new archbishop of canterbury is some pro-choice woman sympathetic to queers

>>151530632
Sorry mate but Charles could have found a nice attractive royal to hang around with if he didn't prefer Diana.

The whole family is fucked. Tbh the only one's I liked was the queen and her based husband even though they got blood infusions from young children to extend their lives.

i would pay good money to suck farts out of kath loughnans tight little turdcutter

>>151530641
Pope's been downhill for years now feel sorry for Catholic's. They gotta clean house and get rid of all the captured clergy.

>>151530641
church of england isnt a real religion

>>151530657
not catholic you retard

>>151530662
Hey man if a man has to get divorced it is what it is.

apparently its legal to carry knuckledusters in nsw

i always carry a hammer with me and if pigs ever pulled me up i just say im a tradie and i would take my shirt off to prove im a tradie

>>151530667
ACKSHYUALLY henry viii wanted an annulment, but the pope said no because he had already consummated the marriage

>>151530668
Nice I was looking at some knuck's the other day.

>>151530548
Parents having a golden child often fucks up the non-golden child. Now imagine that x1000, plus it being the entire country instead of just your parents.

>>151530680
Sorry who was the golden child?

>>151530687
charles, heir to the throne, andrew's brother

>>151530687
andrew is her favorite but im assuming hes referring to king chuck

>>151530687
The ones who can inherit the crown.

for me its young princess anne

Funny thing is despite Prince Andrew having literal pictures of him inside the lolita express to epstien island the only punishment he got was being kicked out of the Palace and have to retire to his estate living the quiet life.

No justice in this world.

can't get past that inbred mouth/jaw shape, personally
the queen was total bad back in the day but yeah, the inbred mouth/jaw shape is fucked

>>151530704
You're repugnant.

>>151530709
stfu prude

>>151530718
>bad
babe

>>151530718
are you the guy that was talking about that jawline of women in those Christian cults in Australia like church of latter day saints?

i really dont know anything about the royal family, and i'd like to keep it that way

>>151530730
nah not me sorry

>>151530718
Yeah her back was blown out from back in the day.

>>151530734
would explain alot, darkie.

>>151530734
the king can dissolve government in Australia and Canada not that he ever would I think he can do it in the U.K. as well so that's the sort of people that rule over you

>>151530704
legit looks jewish

the king can suck my balls

>>151530747
thats the face of a woman thats done unspeakable things to men cocks and asses

>>151530750
based camilla

don't care about or like the monarchy but i dread whatever alternative there'd be

>>151530747
aka looks eastern european aka crypto jew aka related to dracula

hence the spirit cooking and blood drinking

>>151530757
fuckin lmao

I was reading through some data on sex work and brothels and apparently most of the time the prozzies are fucking men with strapons.

some of you are delusional

>>151530770
based abc news viewer

>>151530770
not me though, i'm based and redpilled

i could do with a weekly visit to a dominatrix to get my arse blown out, that'd be fantastic

hsgf dominatrix gf 2025

>>151530719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D7ed32u0go

youngins wont know bout this show anyway

oops i just happened to drive past the hsgf factory at 3:15pm on a really windy day haha how silly of me

the only hs i hope you get is high security in prison so for your sake you don't get shanked and bleed to death you nonce fuckwit

>>151530809
loved that shit the brain was always trying to take over the world

SHE IS ONLY 18 YEARS OLD YOU REPUGNANT
PAEDOPHILE !!!

Gf wants me to buy this, think this will go well with all my apple products?
https://www.amazon.com/Anker-PowerExpand-Delivery-Charging-Ethernet/dp/B087R6W1VB/ref=sr_1_3?crid=2Y317V2YTB4DP&dchild=1&keywords=powerexpand+12-in-1+usb-c+pd+media+dock&qid=1627397879&sprefix=powerexpand+12%2Caps%2C210&sr=8-3

what is your favourite tim burton flick?

>>151530812
I reckon most nonces would take that over life in max security.

in psychology they talk about projection. a lot of the time those that constantly accuse others of what they themselves are guilty of.

hope someone takes your life you piece of shit

>go woolies
>homeless woman with red face from the grog
>go to other woolies cus was on the way
>same woman
>how the fuck is she getting around

Not clicking that

>>151530841
through the streets of your town

>>151530809
thats not even that old of a show, im not old and i watched it

>>151530841
Based drink driver

>>151530848
crisp

>>151530836
god shes so pretty

i like a woman with a six pack

>go woolies
>army people pestering people
>say yea i've played call of duty but no one in my family has any connection to military, sorry guys
>get you're alright mate from army guys as i stroll past

Speed has become so important in the modern game

>>151530875
>"hey shirl, what'd you do on the weekend?
>I uhh, nothing much,was watching speedy gonsalez with the boyfriend

Josh Reynolds is trying to attract the jannie again and get us all banned.

i dont think i've been banned since i got back from my year long ban

>>151530875
based brown coal extractor

>>151530895
>year long
How

>>151530887
josh is the janny you freshcunt

>>151530902
spent a year in one of dan andrews re-education camps for criticizing the worlds longest lockdown in 2021 when at the time we knew a lot more about the virus and it didnt make sense to keep locking down when it turned out to be nothing more than a cold

>>151529940
>>151530875

>>151530914
>criticizing
FOY

I've recently developed a thing for women with big fake tits and really bogged lips. I never thought this kind of thing would appeak to me but I can't get enough of it. Big fake tits are so hot. You are basically signalling to the world "I'm a big slutty whore that love SEX".

>>151530918
spell check on firefox is set to american

i don't care for blue eyes

>>151530929
change it then, fuck

i like girls with heterochromia

>>151530930
I'll bet you don't, Rajesh.

>>151530937
jeets love pale white women you fucking plum

>>151530943
I love pale white women and I'm not Indian. If you're white and don't like blue eyes you have something wrong with you.

>>151530950
didn't say i disliked them, said i didn't care for them

indo-european

>>151530968
Okay, Rajesh.

>>151530968
surely, you JESH-T

Any girls here want to take a pic of themselves spreading their arse cheeks for me?

>>151530976
>>151530986
>doesn't understand nuance in english
esl posters detected

Why do we need a digital ID and why does everywhere in the west now want a digital ID including places like South Korea?

Why does our digital ID need to be connected you our bank account?

>>151530996
>>151531001
take a wild guess