Thread 151521916

>UCL
Newcastle 3-0 Benfica
22.10 Sporting - Marseille
>UCL 2nd division
23.10 Braga - Estrela Vermelha
23.10 Floresta - Porto

>TRUTH NUKE
Porto's 2010 Europa League is worth more than Benficas European Cups during amateur era

Anime

Honestly, Rui Costa didn't KNEW

Fuck anime

lads, just discovered which club Fabio Silva is playing for this half season

Rip Balsemão

>>151522299
sleep tight, mr. ghoul

>>151522299
F. emblematic figure

also, this is the weakest i remember our league being. sporting's squad isn't too bad, but borges is simply not good enough

>>151522392
Last year it was much worse. At least now FC Porto has a good team!

>>151522463
yeah, i guess starting last year upon amorim's departure.
i still wonder how far they might have gone in the CL had he stayed.

Very sad how Balsemao did not live to see this traitorous motherfucker out of Belem desu

>>151522299
S lol. Morte ao Pay Ass Dê

have to say i was impressed by benfica supporters tonight, best away end ive seen in my life so far

>>151524660
Probably the only good thing in this club nowadays. Even the home support is dogshit.

>>151521916 (OP)
Man, why can’t Portuguese clubs get bought out by Arabs with bottomless funds? What is it about English clubs in dreary industrial cities long past their prime that attracts them over historic cities with culture, good weather and cuisine, and fine saqaliba women with Arab genes to add to their harem?

>>151528603
Maybe it has something to do with the City of London or something. Branding too. Reverse colonialism too. But thank God. I would rather lose than become an investment product

Acham que leram o meu email?

>sportingrados celebrating like they already won the champions
Call me once you face some REAL opposition

Isto devia ser o fio geral do SPORTING CLUBE DE PORTUGAL fdputas!

>Sporting wins
>i'm happy
Lets go lads.
Varandas hire a good coach you stupid fuck

are Benfica fans happy with Mourinho?

>>151537414
benfica fans are too old to post here.
they are happy with whatever the media tells them to be happy about, so yes average benfiquista loves mourinho.

>>151537303
Rui Alheiras keeps getting away with it.

>>151533537
>achar que alguém no benfica trabalha
Loles.

>>151537414
Não.

Boas...

Cumps.

balconies controlates the var

>>151540031
Goods...

Greets.

Tonight Encosta's ass gets rebentated live on TV.

Quem está a ganhar o debate?

>>151551165
Relativamente a atirar areia para os olhos é o Ruim Costa.

>>151548800
Está a limpar o chão com ele lol. Até a oposição controlada do Martim e do Cristóvão estão a ficar nervosos.

>>151552068
O JNL*

>>151551165
O Andries Jonker.

Ninguém quer saber do boifica, time de várzea

>>151553027
Estou à espera do meu hambúrguer, Kleberson.

Noronha Lopes que desilusão nos repiques. Ia votar nele, mas depois deste fiasco tomei a decisão de dar os meus 50 votos ao Manteigas

>>151553314
>t. não-sócio

>>151553314
Vira frangos, Rui banana, Vieira... só escapam o Cristóvão e o Meyer. Foi aliás o destaque da noite.Que classe, inteligência, boas ideias. sim senhora

>>151553611
Também fiquei muito bem impressionado com o Meyer

A minha reação honesta ao debate.

Hello anons

>>151555184
Macona

Portugal women's just beat USA for the first time ever

>>151555938
What's the twist? Were they playing a B team?

>Bruno Silva, o Chegano que foi detido por ameaças de morte a imigrantes brasileiros, é luso-brasileiro.
Este país é incrível.

>>151555938
Navegadoras :)

>>151563117
feias

>>151521916 (OP)
Benfica contratou o melhor peladeiro do mundo.

>>151556128
I don't think so?

>>151562410
they play again on sunday!

>>151565856
Fufa feia

Is this the worst our league has been in 20 years?
Top of the league loses to a relegation side

>>151567204
National team overrated trash too, literally no defence
>Diogo Costa
overrated
>Ruben Dias
overrated
>Inácio,Silva,Araujo
Tugão shitter twinks
>Renato Veiga
ASS

Forwards
>40 Yo Ronaldo
>bunch of wingers that combined can't even get 10 goals a season

Tugão in the shitters

>>151567242
Qualquer equipa mais ou menos decente rompe aquela defesa de merda, eles literalmente cagam-se todos

>>151567242
>o eterno grunho de café que só sabe falar mal

>>151567242
vou te dizer ó pa tensh que jogar com tresh zagueirosh
solta us lateirash para o apoio
vitinhan e fernandesh no meio
e pro caralhes tudo

>>151568843
>zagueirosh

Reminder that, if you do not vote for Khadaffi of the Tires, that means you must want a new Vale and Azevedo

putting my 50 votes on Don Vieirone
you are welcome

>>151582998
Not all heroes have capes

Some just have 50 votes

>>151583007
thanks, I'll finally complete my Ape Escape collection

Forssa Viera.
Contra tudo e contra todes.
Viva o Bemfica!

Are Benfiquistas and Sportinguistas right? Should we give more votes to older people? Would that solve the imigration problem (an imigrant would have fewer votes than a 18 years old Portuguese person)? Is this something to be considered?

>>151583126
>giving more votes to boomers
>PS stays eternally in power

>>151583126
Romans never had the cult of youth because it's silly.
young people understand fuck all about the world, are very very easily influenced but behave like they are right
and that's why they vote for ultra retards, because young people are literal retards
took me years to understand this, but it's simply the truth

More people already voted for Benfica's elections than the Porto and Sporting all-time record, and it's only 14:20. Never compare your small clubs to us.

>>151583252
Many can't even name 11 players in the squad of the men's team.

>>151583252
not if you count by the number of teeth

>>151583272
Can you blame them, though?

Just deployed my 20 votes on Rui Costa. He cried in a friendly and I don't want another Vale e Azevedo.

Não fui votar mas jmaginem ficar umas 4 horas a apanhar chuva numa fila para votar no vira frangos. CARREGA RUI

>>151585440
I bet many of those don't even turn up for regular elections.

>>151586054
Benfica > Portugal
É lidar.

58 000 voters. World record broken.

>>151588230
Almost one percent of the six million Benfiquista fans!

e então que aparece o cigano lagarto

Me (1 vote) and my dead grandpa (50 votes) just voted for Rui Costa.

Onze do Benfica: Trubin; Aursnes, Otamendi, Tomás Araújo e Dahl; Richard Ríos e Barrenechea; Lukebakio, Sudakov e Prestianni; Pavlidis.

O NOVO PRESIDENTE DO SPORT LISBOA E BENFICA É O SENHOR MARTIM MEYER!

The hero that will save our Bigger Than. Again.

PENALTIDIS SCORES AGAIN

>>151595320
BASED GREEK GOD

>>151595320
HE DOES IT AGAIN!

Good night. They want to kill the Benfica.

reckon a couple more pens should do it

Reckon a few more tears should do it.

>>151596818
Mas um para chorares mais, corno.

>>151599467
Tou a chorar pela ponta do pénis na vagina da tua mãe animal

>>151600111
Hahahahahaha, o teu pai é que está a chorar do cu depois de ter sido enrabado pelo namorado, sua bicha. Chora mais lagarto.

olympiacos legend marios vrousai saves the portuguese league again

>>151600270
O meu pai está morto.

>>151600565
Desculpa então, mano. Os meus sentimentos.

>>151600613
No worries

my cousin in Australia says Noronha is already the president there

Rui Costa ganhou em Cabo Verde e Paço de Arcos
Noronha Lopes ganhou em Hamburgo, Barcelona, Algueirão-Mem Martins, Cacém

>>151600291
Hes actually a good player, he could play on Braga easily.

>Rui Costa winning so far with 45% vs 27% for Noronha Lopes
>at Luz, the votes of the Boomers with 50 votes have not been counted yet
Hmmm, benficabros?

How the fuck hasn't the count ended yet!? I know the voting only closed at 10 pm and there are people worth 69 votes, but still. Benfica has matches in the pavillions today.
>inb4 muh biggest club in the world, six million supp-
Only 85.000 people of those voted! Even imagining each of them had, somehow, 50 votes each, that's 4.25 million votes. That's less than the votes of the local elections.

Why didn't he run for the Benfica elections? He would have easily won

Vira frangos btfo. Chupem

Me and my late grandpa just gave Banana Costa 51 votes.

>>151615252
because balconies controls everything and he wants to kill benstay

based benficornos voting for more rui bosta

>>151617646
The world is not ready for AI especialy boomers.
>>151521916 (OP)
Bom dia Tugão how is our Goodstay?

>>151617690
>how is our Goodstay?
They want to KILL Goodstay!

YOU JUST KNOW they already counted the votes, they are just negotiating a way of Noronha Lopes saying he will not go for a second round in a "dignified" way.

42% Rui Costa
30% Noronha Lopes

There is still hope, I think...

>>151621495
>You'll live long enough to see a Geringonça at Goodstay

what makes benficucks so bad at numbers

>>151621709
>what makes benficucks so bad at numbers
Dead people voting

>>151621804
Dead people voting and worth 100 votes

>rui bosta tslking about electronic vote
Maybe SerBenfiquista schizos are right

>we atropelated the world record

>mfw
s-surely next time it will go better

For me, it's simple:
>Admiral Gouveia and Melo warming the seat for Dr. Antonio Costa/Engineer José Socrates ten years from now
>Dr. Ventura as Prime-Minister
>Dr. Rui Costa as President of our Bigger Than
>Dr. José Mourinho as Coach
>Joao Felix and Bernardo Silva and Renato Sanches and Enzo Fernandez back
>RSI in Bank Account
>bica in xicara
AND MORE I DO NOT SAY.

>>151629825
This is one of /tugão/'s best posts

>>151618695
>Me dad, me own bloody dad. A bleedin’ Costa voter, he is. Cor blimey that’s a heck of a surprise, an make no bloody mistake. There I was, thinkin’ he’d gnab himself some sense sooner or later, but he only went and voted for 50 on Rui. Fokkin nasty busniss. Wivv a bloody BIC pen n’ all. Wot’s the world coming to, eh? EH? Now I can’t even nip down the chippy wivvout some tosser calling me a rabolho. Me! A bloody rabolho? I’ll tell you wot it is, right? I aint a rabolho, this is bloody nonsense, that’s what it bloody well is! I nevver once battered me dad. N’ he was woeful at footie talk n’ all, n’ I still nevver once stove his bloody head in for it. But maybe I bloody should have, because there I am, listening to the other dad’s laughing at him, n’ I’d drive him home n’ let him see Facebook reels on his bloody computah n’ all. But instead of winning Benfica fan of the year like I should’ve done, they’re calling me a bloody rabolho n’ all. Cos of my bloody Costa dad. It just aint bloody right lad. I aint the one told him to listen to bloody Benfica TV n’ all. ABolaTV? Up until three days ago, I nevver knew wot that bloody channel was! I’ve been busy with my /sp/ bros. So there I am, posting on twatter against Costa outta goodness of my own bloody heart, meanwhile, my BLOODY RABOLHO DAD is voting around like its Partido Socialista. N’ you all wanna call me rabolho. Me? A bloody rabolho. I aint never rabolho on anyone and I aint about ta bleeding start. But you’ve sprayed it all over me bloody FYP. Me bloody beautiful FYP. Look at it! It’s got rabolho bloody written on it n’ all. How am I meant to walk round town now? I’ll look like a bleeding prat n’ all, won’t I? You’ve all made a bloody prat out of me. Tryna make me into a bleeding three ring bloody circus! It’s wrong lad!

>>151629825
only missing is PNS as minister of package wine

>>151583252
>breaking an alltime record only to vote for continuing this circus
truly a club for vinho de pacote slurpers

Comiam?

>>151648506
Comia fácil

>>151648506
>aristogatas lisboetas com nomes ingleses e cabelo francês
Sim

Nos Morangos Com Açúcar 1, a Joana Duarte é a Benedita Pereira

PÃO COM CHOURIÇOOOOOOOOO

Portobros, how are Kiwi and Bednarek doing

>>151654708
Kiwior is ok. Bednarek is a retard.

>>151654819
>Kiwior is ok. Bednarek is a retard.
Too true Joao too true

Eu não esqueço o que o Vieira fez no Benfica! Não sou ingrato. Depois de 2009, teve a década de maior sucesso desportivo do Benfica. 6 campeonatos em 10 e DUAS finais europeias!! Onde fomos completamente roubados!
Não consigo compreender a atitude que o Rui Costa teve com o Luis Filipe Vieira. Foi graças a ele que hoje está onde está. É de uma ingratidão. Aproveitou-se logo para assumir o cargo. Nem 24h durou. Nem uma palavra quando assumiu o cargo. Nunca irei perdoar isso ao Rui Costa. Nunca! Em 5 anos, 1 campeonato! Ao menos se fizesse melhor... Nem isso. Nunca na vida votarei no Rui Costa. Prefiro votar no dos hambúrgueres do que nesse ingrato! Rui, não aprendeste nada enquanto podias! E para além disso não tens carácter! Rua!

>>151658009
Many are saying this

>>151648506
Não

>>151676338
Já comi

>>151676530
BLOOPA

>>151567204
its Porto in england
we're cursed lad
>>151567242
>>Diogo Costa
>overrated
one of the best in the world
but its a very weak gk generation

Onze do Benfica: Samuel Soares; Aursnes, António Silva, Otamendi e Dahl; Enzo, Barreiro e Sudakov; Schjelderup, Ivanovic e Lukebakio

Bom golo

Richard Reels

>>151693520
Dragartos have been REEL quiet since this dropped...

fuck the piss cup
fuck this shit format
hope we play our c team so we rest for this meaningless shit
every day i belive even more that the taça desliga should only be for teams not playing in europe

Aliança Velha Cup...

>>151693520
That game is completely tainted by the massive robbery of a pen the ref gave Benfica.

Viram o vira frangos no debate?
Até deu pena

>>151717858
Boas noites.

Yes or soups.

Onze do Benfica: Trubin, Aursnes, Tomás Araújo, Otamendi, Dahl; Richard Ríos, Barrenechea; Lukebakio, Sudakov, Prestianni; Pavlidis.

Força Rui
Carrega Benfica

>Prestianni running towards the opponents
>Reels passing to the opponents

That guy Prestianni is one the shittiest players i've seen, and i'm not only saying because of this game. Every time i watch Benfica he's awful, even against Auckland

Prestianni is in that class of toothless players alongside Fabio Vieira.

>>151738823
>>151738920
quem és tu pá?

Que celebração é esta do empurra?

There are dark qts in Guimarães? I thought race mixing wasn't allowed.

>>151521916 (OP)
Gamanço épico. Agressão aos calções é um novo fundo para o Pinheirinho. E o VAR concordou hahahahaha

>>151740593
Já há pretalhada e mestiços por todo o lado. Até em Bragança. É uma desgraça

>>151740596
Não é preciso acertar no jogador para ser jogo perigoso. Abraço e a melhoras.

>>151740632
Desgraça para ti amigo. O lixo de um homem é o tesouro de outro.

>>151740756
Já comi pretas mas nunca saio com uma à rua. Ainda tenho um pingo de decência

32º jogo seguido sem perder com o Bitória. Que clube pequeno.

now that's MY president
benstay = truth

benficornos have zero morals or self-awareness

>>151740596
Reminder that's the 2nd game in a row with abysmal refball.