Thread 151522869

Who's the GOAT?

newton. if he had been born in the turn of the 19th century as einstein was his accomplishments wouldve been only more absurd

Newton

>>151522869 (OP)
Newton, people actually understand his theories

Leibniz

beethoven

da vinci

>>151523159
>>151523198
Coke or pepsi?
Doctor Pepper!

>>151522869 (OP)
Newton and Leibniz are like Messi and Cristiano. Einstein was carried early by Planck and then by his wife, but exposed half of Newton's career as a fraud.

Maxwell

>>151522869 (OP)
Newton

>>151522869 (OP)
Of the two it's Einstein
>>151523198
Principle of Least Action is kino

Euler mogs everyone so hard it's not even funny

Newton was a Kepler and Galileo babby

>>151522869 (OP)
Never compare Newton to this Khazar fraud ever again.

einstein, newton was a hookebabby who was exposed at the south sea cup

>>151522869 (OP)
has to be big N for me
no one could do it quite like him

>>151522869 (OP)
Newton died a virgin and was a bitter bastard. Einstein fucked his cousin and was more inventive
I'd still pick picrel or >>151523198 over either of them

>>151522869 (OP)
einstein was wrong about quantum mechanics and wrong about the expansion of the universe

>>151522869 (OP)
the volcel one

one has a unit named after them
the other one does not
simple as

>>151523198
Newton's Interpolation moggs so hard it's not even funny.

newton = messi

in math? Euler.
in physics? Who cares, it's just applied math.

brb, counting my spherical cows in a vacuum.

>>151523544
this
einstein has an element but it's one of those irrelevant ones that only existed for two attoseconds in a lab

>>151523317
Based

>>151523544
But Einstein has his own chemical element. Es = einsteinium. There's no newtonium.
Other scientists with chemical elements: Rutherford, Curie, Roentgen
Other """scientists""" with SI units: some faggot called Henry, some faggot called Sievert, a literal mole
Elements > units

if einstein hadn't discovered GR then we would have figured it out at the latest by the time GPS went up (because people would have noticed the time dilation).

whereas newton figured out the mechanics that everyone deals with on a daily basis

>He was fond of saying, “Sailing is the only sport that requires no physical exertion.” Albert Einstein was not only the greatest scientist of the 20th century, but he was also an excellent sailor despite his poor health.
Cringe or based?

>>151523944
I don't think you could be more wrong
units absolutey mog element names especially for meme unstable elements which are just dick measuring contests for expensive equipment and never useful

call me when they find the island of stability

>>151523978
based, fuck exercise

>>151524042
>/sp/ - Sports

>>151523944
You're forgetting two base units anon. Ampère, Kelvin. Not counting derived units they're for losers
>>151523971
brainlet take

>>151522869 (OP)
If Newton hadn't discovered gravity, we'd still be floating around doing nothing.

>>151522869 (OP)
Chudton, of course.

Einstein is that guy from Indian copypastas, definitely not him.

Einstein wasn't even the jew goat, he got nothing on my nigga Von Neumann

>>151523971
>retard that somehow doesnt understand cause and effect
>thinks gps could have still went up without einstein
kek is this how midwits think?

i do actually believe that most ideas would have been figured out eventually, i mean just look at newton and leibniz, both figured calculus out around the same time, I think its even debated Leibniz figured it earlier.

But that doesnt mean neither deserve credit.

Einstein's Field Equations are far more advanced than anything Newton did thoughever

Einstein of course, I mean he discovered the revolutionary equation E=MC^2 + AI decades before AI was a thing

Einstein. Newton was the first incel

>>151525338
they would have put gps up and then discovered time dilation you retard, its just a software fix, you dont need to change anything about the actual sats

>>151525718
>>151525338
actually as soon as you're doing timekeeping between earth and sats at all you'd discover it
you'd have ended up with a weird situation where russians and americans discovered it and might have both classified it

>>151525007
Von Thiefmann was a shameless thief who stole other people's work and named them after himself.

Newton had to literally invent calculus itself to be able to explain his theories. Man was a total GOAT.

>>151526590
his theories are wrong, THOUGH

>>151522869 (OP)
It's like comparing championship teams from completely different eras. I couldn't pick one over the other.

OFFICIAL SPUH POWER RANKING???

>>151527757

Newton

>>151526738
>noooo they're slightly inaccurate under absurd situations which you never encounter until you start having satellites
and GR isn't compatible with quantum mechanics

>>151523640
This
Principia Mathematica is the most rigged science book of all time>>151523640

step aside fags

albert cucktini

Me.

>>151522869 (OP)
Messi

>>151525773
It took more than 220 years for someone to come up with relativity to explain Mercury's advance of perihelion although it was well known. You're clearly the the retard here, not seeing how fucking groundbreaking, out of the norm and difficult to come up with relativity was.

>>151522869 (OP)
Issac Newton!

>thing exists
>accidently think about how thing works
>aaah I discovered thing!!
>"waw what a genius"
All those dorks are overrated frauds, the real GOAT is whoever invented the wheel 4000 years ago

>>151529546
>see apple rolling down a hill
Muh wheels
>apple falls from a tree
GUYS LISTEN I-

same shit
we should ban apples

>>151529546
>invent wheel
>use it exclusively for children's toys and don't advance beyond the bronze age
Based or cringe?

Euler & Gauss.

>>151523911
Einsteinium can't even do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke

Newton = Yashin
Einstein = Neuer

Best thread on spee by far

>>151529566
Incredibly based. Maxxing comfy childhoods is the best way to organize a society.
>enjoy comfy childhood until 16
>make children and keep them comfy all day until you die
Perfect life for me.

>>151528209
What you know as Von Neumann architecture was actually designed and created by Eckert and Mauchly, but Von Thiefmann and his jewish friend published the design prematurely and put Von Thiefmann's name on the front page as the leading author, so everybody thought that Von Thiefmann was the main guy behind this architecture, and therefore it was called the Von Neumann architecture in scientific community.
By the time people realized the true story, it was too late, the name was already established.

>>151522869 (OP)
plumber era

Newton created calculus just to get better at his side hustle. Plus he was numerologypilled and stills btfo any materialistic reduccionistfag

>four-four-facking-two

GK: Hawking
RB: Galileo
CB: Euclid, Pythagoras
LB: Bohr
RW: Von Neumann
CM: Leibniz, Newton
LW: Cauchy
ST: Euler, Gauss

both were frauds, newton a little less so.

Euler

>>151529850
>Hawking
overrated hack

Who are the Ngubus of science?
Evariste Galois comes to mind

Even Einstein bent the knee to Tesla, he was humble enough to know he was mid

>>151529919
He was a good boy who dindu nuffin

>>151529850
British
Italian
Greek, Greek
Jew
Jew
German, British
French
German, German

>>151529850
>GK: Hawking
howling

>>151529922
Tesla was the Ibrahimovic of the past
Retarded balkanite with strokes of genius who made it big, revered by tinfoil hatted retards

Euler = Pele

By far the highest number of theorems proved in history, however this was in the plumberball era and most of them were completely useless thought exercises proved to statpad his numbers.

>>151529919
Jack Parsons

>>151523203
This is the post.

>>151522869 (OP)
Me

Einstein.
Newton stole from Leibniz and Hooke.

Scientists who cut inside?

>>151530228
Lavoisier

>>151530300
We have a winner for Ngubus

Actual (quantum)physicist here
Newton's greatest work (Calculus) was tangentially being discovered in Germany (by Leibniz), so his contributions (while important) are overblown
I was never any good at relativity, but Einstein is too pop-sciency to ever be the GOAT.
The actual answer is Euler, anyway.

Also shout out to the one famous Norwegian mathmatician, Abel.

>>151522869 (OP)
Neither of those two frauds.

einstein cuckitini

>>151530314
Sir this thread is about physicists, please don't post dirty m*thematicians here

>>151530446
We don't have any of those. We only have that one m*thematician and, may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, computer sc*entists

>>151529850
remove Pythagoras, add Archimedes. Remove Hawking, add Maxwell. Cauchy also feels slightly out of place here. Probably replace him for Fermat. So in total
GK: Maxwll
RB: Galileo
CB: Euclid, Archimedes
LB: Bohr
RW: Von Neumann
CM: Leibniz, Newton
LW: Fermat
ST: Euler, Gauss

>>151530460
Grim
You're forgiven

>>151529850
>Hawking
fraud

>>151523198
ayo, they named this nigga after a zz top song

>>151530314
So what do you do?

Da Vinci is the Ronaldinho of classical Geniuses

>>151522869 (OP)
Einstein.

Newton was an alchemist and an incel.
Einstein was a superstar, one of the most famous people in the world.
His name is used synonymously as "genius" in everyday speech, 70 years after his death.
He was wrong about quantum mechanics, sure, but his ERP paper was still massively influential even in that field.

>>151530300
This but if we're strictly talking about physicists then it's still Einstein. I'm trying to think of another physicist with 4 ground breaking theories (SR, Brownian Motion, GR and QM) and i can't think of one
>>151530637
Einstein was only forced to fudge GR because filthy bible bashers were having a chimpout at the idea of a non-static universe the same way they chimped out at a non-Earth centric solar system

>>151530683
Either you replied to the wrong post or you don't know what the EPR paper is.

OK my bad, I see now I made a typo in my post, it's not ERP.

Either way, Einstein crated astrophysics with GR, that part of his legacy is not a subject of discussion.

Where are all the chinese geniuses?
China is one of the oldest civilisations, housed billions of people in its history, and generally has a higher IQ than most nations, yet I never hear about any famous Chinese scientists. Most are European, Arabic or American (in the modern day) What gives?

>>151530300
This is like someone insisting on Ronaldinho being the GOAT because of his dribblings and during his peak across like three seasons
In other words: no

>>151530755
>Arabic
You probably meant Persian/Turkish and even then there's not many. It's 97% European and Jewish.
As to your question, I think China is bound to take the mantle as the West fully collapses. Maybe not through singular genius e.g. Newton or Gauss, but through a sheer brute force of intellect.
Why haven't they before? They have the requisite average IQ, so it's likely some personality dispositions that makes less "genius". People meme about Chinese sometimes being soulless robots, maybe there's something to it.

>>151530581
Not quantum physics anymore, if that's what you're asking. Got a severe distaste for all things quantum mechanics when doing my Master's.

>>151530491
Oh, and replace Bohr with Einstein

>>151522869 (OP)
newton

>>151530755
An interesting theory I read is that they never invented glass, so they never invented glasses, which would allow longer academic careers with more work, but importantly meant no telescopes which were the genesis of modern physics.
In addition, breakthroughs require non-dogmatism and creativity, two things that chinese society always has, and continues to, suppress.

>>151522869 (OP)
It’s actually archimedes

--------------------- Leibniz
Taylor --- Euclides --- Pythagoras -- Hooke
---------------Gauss --- Lagrange
------------------- Maxwell
------Fourier ----- Euler ---- Einstein

Bench:
Bohr
Fermi
Tesla
Faraday
Szilárd
Teller
von Neumann

>>151522918
this
newton is like the first professional player in how much he dragged science out of the dark ages
he was like the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs

"Newtonianism" sparked a major philosophical crisis in europe at the time
einstein was a smart cookie but he was ultimately an empiricist working from newtonian principles

>>151531172
yes Newton was great at plagiarism

Einstein Relativitini