Thread 151523389

news- season opener today
previous >>151490201

thread theme: https://youtu.be/lEqYxA6JarQ?si=RI4XPFnQ4fRHNMmy

how did these corn balls win a ring but my team has been shit my entire life?

>>151523398
Maybe someday your Hornets will win the championship

Slim Reaper snatching the Thunder's souls on banner night would be kino but it would be a hollow victory and I don't think it will happen

The warriors are a play-in team at best this year

Rockets

this year will be different for my rapties

>>151523418
>old Jimmy
>old Al
>old Steph
>Draymond
Yeah

>>151523403
Nevermind I just clicked the wrong thing, for some reason if you click any empty space you get that page.

Anyway does anybody remember the best option on sportsurge? Preferably one that isnt choppy and also not delayed?

>kareem did this 6 times
what a fucking goat

>>151523423
Congrats on the Jays winning the ALCS btw leafbro

>>151523389 (OP)
You updated the image blunderskitz, why?

last minute check before the season starts, does anyone have a stream I can flashback like topstreams, but not 144p?
this is a little hard to watch

no real basketball fan respects this ring

it's crazy no one remembers the champs are the thunder

>>151523398
They tanked for almost a decade since KD/Westbrook/Harden era, but actually made good trades (SGA), drafted good, and signed right vets (Harenstein, Caruso) at affordable salary all while a bunch of them were on their rookie deals under cap. Tons of teams try to tank, but OKC did it the best.

>>151523389 (OP)
NBA about to tip off a new season. What're ya'll eaten? drinkin? feelin?

The NBA busted the myth of the slavic tough guy.

The most iconic ring receiving image is still young baby faced curry receiving the ring while Bron is just in the background watching

>>151523389 (OP)
CELTICS

SGAy

>>151523434
fucking hello? answer fucking retards. do any of you even watch ball?

>>151523463
OKC should all be on their hands and knees thanking Kawhi and Paul George for scamming the Cloppers in that Shai trade.

I like those rings

>>151523467
Frozen pizza and coke zero

>>151523461
Everybody knows they are frauds.

>>151523389 (OP)
I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS /NBA/ LAUGHED AT ME FOR AN ENTIRE SEASON BUT WHEN IT CAME THEY ALL RAN


I WILL DIE FOR THIS RING. ITS MY LIFE. I WON. YOU RAN WHEN IT CAME

>>151523508
This one doesn't rhyme, Shai

>>151523389 (OP)
I cant believe we have to hear Mariah Taylor dumb black ass for the whole season on NBC. And stupid ass Melo. Fuck my life. Will be skipping every pre game and every halftime.

Imagine if Cavaliers beat LeLakers in the finals

DURANT IS ABOUT TO DROP A 50 PIECE

>>151523508
based

>>151523508
Yeah but can the gay do it again?

>>151523518
He and Shai will both drop 30 and go home

Damn...all the happy rocketsfans itt. Good for you all

>>151523515
At least we'll have that phat ass to look at

It looks even phatter this year

>>151523467
cantaloupe and a monster
my magic finna shock the worlded

>Dillon Jones who was traded to the Wizards was flown in to get his ring

Thats cool asf, has that ever been done before for past teammates???

Not even Kawhi showed up to Toronto to get his ring

>>151523467

Walmart pizza
sunny d
walmart macorni salad
squirt
dr pepper

Feeling pretty good. I love Football and Basketball. I love this time of season.

How long until they baneposting?

Rate my meal bros

>>151523528
who's this nubile teen

why does jalen williams sound like a white dude

why is melo talkig about banners?

tatum or williams?

>>151523548
7

>>151523389 (OP)
>nbc on nba theme
I know the uncs are going crazy

Sex with Zoe Saldana

>>151523588
she's taken by star lord

>>151523548
good

>>151523552
Kek

>they all want the emirates NBA cups
are you sure about that

they were talking about how some of the games are on peacock now and I made a joke saying "well what about poopcock?" and nobody laughed

Whats the good stream now?

fuck these zoomer faggots

>>151523548
I want that meat in my mouth

0MG LEBROM BETFOOO

>>151523551
Hes from Arizona and was raised by 2 military parents.

>>151523631
We know, Dwight

Jordan radiates aura. I cant explain it.

>>151523552
yo wheres the stream for this. this shit isnt on nba tv. im just seeing commercials

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bring back the soul

It’s time bros

>>151523434
>still nothing
Fucking subhuman worthless thread full of non human bots. I pray every one of you dies.

We done with the 90's. Just start the game already.

>>151523641
the bald head and earring

>muh Jordan dick sucking
The quality of basketball players is 5x better than it was in the 90s. Get over it dusty fucking old heads

>>151523641
Jordan seems like a kid still? And how he was seething about Payton and Isiah decades later in the documentary. Think losing his dad fucked him and stunted his growth.

>>151523551
hes from a rich Arizona suburb and was raised by two military parents

it sounds so soulless they pumped out all the bass

Ahhhhhh there’s that music

bruh its the song

>>151523657
Fr fr. Og.

We reliving the nineties (I was one)

>tirico's here too
fuck

>>151523614
They don't want to offend the gay community

So is Jordan going to commentate the halftime shows?

90s BROS WHERE WE AT?

IF YOU DIDN'T OWN AN ALLEN IVERSON JERSEY YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BASKETBALL

Hearing Mike Tirico call an NBA game is jarring

>>151523673
where's bob costas

>>151523673
At least there is no women commentators. For now. Thank fucking god

>Mike Tirico lead courtside host for NBA on NBC
the blacks are PISSED

damn fuck wtf they cracked down already?

Lfgooooooooo

>>151523694
Stfu manlet

>>151523657
and yet the experience of watching the nba is 5x worse

>>151523702
lmfao

I'm disrespecting the anthem right now and you can't stop me

>>151523702
Based Mike

delonte west put his dick in the hole lekike came from lol

we're so back bros

Not usually into beanpoles but Brink is one of the exceptions

I'm showing the middle finger during the national anthem kek

>>151523702
Mike Tirico and MJ both don't think they're black

>>151523702
Why would anyone be upset? Why are people so insecure? I'm Italian and I look like just like him

>>151523702
He's one of the good ones

>>151523725
>*teleports behind you and slices you in half with a katana*

These teams are gay, when are my Pacies playing?

>>151523725
Isn't respecting the anthem more controversial in America these days?

>>151523702
I wonder why his father left?

when the nets play

>booing KD
lel

>ex player is white guy
>cheer

>ex player is a black guy
>boo

Noticing

>>151523704
anon nbc is on FREE TV!

I did not miss NBA games being 15 minutes late

>BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Incoming tweet storm after the game

>>151523704
nah it works for me

>>151523783
More like at halftime

>>151523702
Mike Tirico gonna blame his black side for messing up the opening monologue

>>151523762
westvishnu ain't get boos

>>151523644
>not a blocking foul

>>151523702
He looks Sicilian

When is Jordan showing up? Halftime?

Bet anons who you got?

man I hate these okc cunts
need some career ending injuries asap

desu the color scheme for the Thunder is not very thunder-y. I would’ve expected a striking light blue and a deep navy or black. The orange/yellow is very non-thunder.

>>151523705
Nobue feet.

>>151523826
Rockets by 7

>>151523787
wtf is it blocked by my IP or something? How do i circumvent that? are you with rogers too?

Jesus Christ, start the fucking game already

>sneakersqueak season starts tonight
kek at least your irrelevant meme sport doesn't shit up the board with game threads.

Not a single POC in that OKC crowd. Creepy...

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da na nana na na na na
Bros, I must’ve been in diapers when I first turned on the NBA on NBC became a basketball fan. I was all like:
>Shiny lights and action.

>>151523860
>from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele

>>151523860
OKC is dead last in education in the US. Do with that information as you will.

Dude why do I fucking get this error in every stream

kd setting screens on his own teammates

>>151523846
could be some range ban or someshit, try other links https://v2.sportsurge.net/watch-49776-houston-rockets-oklahoma-city-thunder-10

>>151523860
why are you so obsessed with race all the time, brown leaf anon? You're not 'insecure'... are you?

https://tvsportslive.fr/category/nba/

here you go faggots

>thunder has more points than the rest of the league combined
It's fucking over...

>>151523871
kek

I already miss Kevin Harlan

Rockets got worse with KD, kek. Did people learn nothing from the Suns?

>thinks sengun Retard Ball will bring them to glory
TRADE THIS NIGGA NOWWWWWWWW
while his value is high

Did they play the song? I missed the pre-game

My rockets need to trade for a point guard.

>>151523924
He gone?

>>151523860
isn't it beautiful?

yo I think they needed fred manleet

KD gonna score 40 points tonight

Chetty Durant has arrived.

Yeah, this is way too much offensive pressure on Sengun.

>steven adams 0 effort on D
lol

Aren't the Rockets supposed to be good at D?

>>151523936
yes

>>151523924
he's on the Amazon team

>>151523901
damn wtf still not working, i swear im the only one that cant watch this game illegally

why he do the foul baity foot shit

>>151523949
Apparently he's going to call for Amazon now on a reduced workload but he and Reggie as a tandem are done

Ayo that nigga sengün is btfo by chet
>>151523921
Nice

>>151523894
>can't just watch it on TV for free because he's a canada fag
kwab

You just know Mike Tirico spent all summer trying to come up with a catch phrase and failed

>>151523983
New meta

Here comes the kneejerk bitch niggas

>>151523975
they are the rockets anon
and this okc team is legit a best ever

>>151523909
Oh shit. Wait, this one works for some reason.

Is the score 7-9 for everybody else?

This commentary sucks ass

>>151523986
Fuck. He's the GOAT.

Rockets are gonna have trade for a pg yeesh

Tornado hicks classless whats new

>>151523982
they dont let pajeets stream sorry benchod

>>151523995
>this okc team is legit a best ever
why don't I rate a single player on it besides caruso then

>>151524001
6-7

i like mike tirico

how many tonight

Chetty finna drop 40 on these niggas

Thompson hitting 3s?
Bruh

Amen GODson shooting 3s now

OKC looks good

>>151524002
Fr. This product keeps getting worse.

>>151524011
whats new is we are champs lmao

How the hell does Chet look even skinnier this year? I thought he was supposedly beefing up and hitting the weights?

Bow down, /nba/

>>151524020
31

we are not officially back until I see a Wingstop commercial

>>151524020
39 anonymous loads in a 39th st bathhouse

>>151524011
The ring

>>151524014
because you're retarded?>>151524048

i already fell asleep n just woke up

>>151524037
his middy looks great so far.

>>151524056
?

>>151524043
>he doesn't know

Why NO ONE told me that SGAy was the most fraudulent MVP in the history of gaem?

>>151524048
sounds like are you speaking from experience lmao
>they make you back into the parking spots there
>no one gets the joke

Amens off season shooting camp showing results

>>151524037
>50 Million

Watch him get injured in this game as well lol

Something about chets face looks uncanny. He looks like a normal person stretched in ms paint

>>151524072
in hindsight, they made the right pick. would have been dumb to give it to jokic then have him get dad dicked by caruso lmao

Is it safe to say the smallball meme is dead?

>>151524076
I read some books about the aids epidemic

>>151524095
That's our sixteenth president, show some respect

Chet learning from FTA

>>151524104
nah, houston needs a point gaurd

>>151524054
Nobody cares abou that

>>151524032
>missed 2 wide open corner 3s
you guys gonna be begging him to stop like we did marcus smart

>>151524104
Yes because seven footers can memechuck now

I don’t believe in the Legend of Sam Presti.
1) He had two of the greatest weapons on offense in NBA history and lost them both to build around a high-usage hyper athlete who can’t play winning basketball no matter who you pair him with. Presti doesn’t know ball.
2) He did in Oklahoma City what Sam Hinkie (visionary) got blackballed by the NBA for doing in Philadelphia but Silver and the league didn’t care because, let’s be honest, the NBA is a business and a franchise’s viability in a city like Oklahoma City is more precarious than in Philadelphia, which has a built-in fanbase.
Prove me wrong. You can’t.

>>151524095
Chud Homogrim

>>151524104
nba moves in metas
first they found out being big was good, then they found out having skills was good, and now they started training skilled big guys

>>151524095
He's inbred.

these guys playing bamsketball! pour me a henny and order some wings

>>151524109
fauci was there

Man I miss the old site. Sportsurge fucking sucks, every link spams ads or some other page, and most dont even work.

ts is so boring without wade and lebron and kg

>>151523987
I think hes mindbroken from losing the eurobasket final

>>151524144
bamsketball starts tomorrow at 7

people forget chet was okc's best player before he got hurt. dude was balls out at the start of the season last year

>>151524141
Next meta will be finding people to steal it from the giant fuckers

>>151524163
not even you believe that

>>151524146
he was actually, did some horrifically retarded shit. but a lot of people did

>>151524163
>balls out

>Kevin Hart already
>betslop commercials abound
yep, nba is here

Leafs want to shit on America so much now yea they don’t deserve to watch our sport

>>151524095
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

jaylin williams is so good a meme player shouldnt be this good

>>151524176
Kyodai...

>>151524095
He looks like Grendel from Beowulf

>>151524169
I'm ready

I missed you guys

>>151524193
Would but definitely bagged

>>151524188
>our sport
Basketball was invented by a leaf dipshit.

>>151524193
she could of got herself a real baller but settled on that scrub center from the magic after ditching the scrub center from the pistons

>>151524193
>mustache
>no hairline
of course a Brazilian would post this trash

>>151524209
Thank you, disgusting obese whore-poster!

>>151524192
He is, he was underutilized in the 'yoffs

>>151524220
can't fool us white demon

kd let that shit go dawg it is a lost cause shave it

Okc bros the rings are beautiful I used to pray for times like this

>>151524193
Her body is insane

Is KD officially washed?

who's little kid is that on hou

KD will get his dont worry

>>151524248
Imagine being attracted to Sid from Ice Age

>>151524220
>muh naismith
You ever read the original rules he came up with? The only thing that resembles the modern day sport is a ball going into a basket. That retard didn't even allow dribbling

I hate the faces this faggot makes

>Lu Dork
>molesting KD
>mad cause he got called out for it

i literally want to charlie kirk dort

>>151524255
>get his
>lose anyway

Wtf is this sga dickriding shit

First time SGA has been denied FTs

finally got one to work, heads up to sportsurge users
tvsports live, but mostly gamestrend is the most consistent one ive gotten to work

>>151524254
his name's reed sheppard

>'oh my god, SGA!'
>falls over

Guess who’s time it is again

>>151524280
Happy for you bro

>>151524263
Doesn't matter. If Neismith never lived, basketball wouldn't exist.

>>151524268
Its okay because they're smaller than the other players

Its just sad watching Shepperd trying to guard anyone

>playing ninja gaiden inbetween nba game breaks
could life be decent this year?

>now you see me
Jeets will eat this shit up

The Cockshits would be winning by 20 if they had Freddy V.

I hate bofe these teams

hilarious the canadian trying to find a stream kek

YO LEAFBRO YOU SEEING THIS?
THEY'RE BRINGING THE MAGICIAN MOVIE BACK, HOW'D THEY DO THAT TRICK?????

>SGAy FTs
we’re so back

>>151524292
Nah someone else would've done it. 5 year olds can figure out shooting crumbled paper into a trashcan is fun

Lakers Warriors finna be fire

>>151524311
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFF

Already on the line, not a good look for sheppard to insta foul sga

Any /uma/ bros here I’m playing while watching thundie life is good

is he still trying to find a stream? KWAB

Ime's offense is just giving it to Durant and letting him cook.

kd so money

>>151524316
Why are jeets so obsessed with those movies?

>eason
Absolute dogshit

>>151524250
Too early to tell. First real matchib a new system. Many players on new teams suck at first and then lock in

do these fagots even dunk

SGA locking these clowns up

>Theres an NBA Twitter account trolling the federal government
What a time to be alive

>>151524359
What happened

Durant still as susceptible to turnovers as usual. Its a miracle he never cost the warriors a game with his turnover propensity

>Eason turned down an extension
Is he gonna be the next Cam Thomas?

>>151524248
she's perfect

>>151524349
My nigga Hartenstein still at 0 points

>>151524337
Nah Rockets are winning this

>>151524376
PB cuter

Man this rockets team has absolutely zero spacing or ball movement and yet this game is still close

KD is absolutely shook

Just a friendly reminder the celtics suck dick

>>151524395
okc paper tiger

>>151524386
Idk why i replied to ya

>>151524395
For real. KD is stinking it up. Team is playing mid. Still leading.

>>151523389 (OP)
KD doesn't have "it" anymore. You can detect it if you know it. Can you see it? If you can't see it, you don't "know" it.
Shephard can hoop btw. buttery smooth stroke and never gives up on the play. This Van Fleet injury is going to be a good thing for Houston in the long term.

This Eason guy is horrible holy shit.

Literally what's the point of point guards now that bigs bring the ball up the floor and learn to pass?

Rockets are not going to do absolute shit this year or in the playoffs
Also
>tari eason
Absolute dogshit player

The Rockets offense is terrible

>OKC turnovers
>OKC fishing for fouls
This is y'all defending champions?

Y'all excited for Lakers Warriors?

Tari bet on himself but the house always wins

>>151524324
You're assuming the development and popularity of particular sports is inevitable, when it's mostly arbitrary. Maybe eventually someone else would eventually come up with a similar idea, but it's unlikely it would catch on.

>heaves don't count against fg% or 3p%
>still don't heave
these fucking cucks

Jalen Green would be balling out right now

>In a quarter, NBC mogs the fuck out of 23 years of ESPN/ABC coverage.

My god, how fucking terrible.

>>151524427
The Dagno special

>>151524446
lol lmao even

>>151524446
Haha wtf

More like SGAy!

>>151524446
And then go back to sucking for 20 games straight.

>>151524220
>>151524292
>>151524439
you can get exactly as much credit for basketball as the brits get for football (nb, not soccer)

when is MJ doing commentary

>>151524433
They should've made the Giannis trade but nooooo

Presti is a dumb faggot retard and gave Holmnig 50 gorillion cuz "upside" and locking him in,

they're not repeating, sneed and dilate

Topic testicles status?

>>151524176
>>151524181
das rite, coining a new phrase bitches.

just wait, the lingo gonna be "oh dat nigga balls out" this season watch

>>151524449
How uncharacteristic

>>151524446
Hell no. He's too busy worrying about his painted nails

>>151524449
It's called having BBIQ, Abdul.

>>151524469
Chet has 13 points in the quarter and is 5/5

>>151524413
Nah. I hate this narrative, to me it comes from the type of people who "watched" thr myth of KD. Aka the boxscore. If you watched the 2016 playoffs, then you know KDs fundamental flaws. Fuck, even just watch any playoff series before that without Westbrook and youll know his flaws.

If he doesnt have a secondary spacer or ball handler, then he turns over the ball like crazy and forces shots up, because he doesnt have the eye for creating space/shots.

It just so happened to be that Curry was the combination of Westbrook and Harden with the least amount of either of their flaws (ball dominant, chokers) that was his most succesful playoff series ever before GSW.

This has always been KD. I dont even want to blame him, you cant expect 1 dude to be the perfect basketball player that can do it all. But if people didnt overrate or overexpect from him so much, he wouldnt be criticized as much.

>>151524348
>scammers larping as good guys
ofc they like it

Rest of the league lucky Fred got injured lol

>>151524446
You mean jeff green

>>151524467
Yes, the Brits invented soccer. Without them the game as we know it wouldn't exist.

NAH
SHAI CANNOT BE SERIOUS

addison rae still sexy as hell

>>151524471
Xer neovagina is healing nicely

Boys are actually doing ok. Offense looks like an offense that had to re-identify itself in an emergency, so that’s to be expected. It will be better as we settle in.

>>151524248
>>151524193
>>151524376
damn i wanna tap that ass

honestly why tf is chet ballin

>>151524489
Reed is significantly better than Fred.

COOK EM CHETTY

>>151524507
You got this Rockets-bro :)

Is Ime even coaching this team?

>>151524512
Everyone else getting blocked

>>151524248
i've seen so many ai videos i expected her to open her bikini top and reveal her tits, then a huge dick appear out of nowhere and start cumming all over her.

>i mean...imagine if that happened

>>151524512
He's a good player

no way amin thompson don't get into a fight this game right

>OKC still getting away with literally holding their opponent effectively
lol. and its not even playoffs so whats the excuse?

Both teams look like shit ngl.

no jeopardy tonight because of apehoop. fuck the nba who gives a shit

>>151524422
Nothing much the game is evolving towards do it all bigs.
>>151524480
99-91, cuck

Why does everybody LARP as black when posting in /nba/?

>>151524512
Because he’s better than anybody ever gave him credit for

Butler bros....tonight

When is mr silver going to reduce the number of timeouts fuck this bullshit

>>151524539
i am black tho

There needs to be a secondary thread for whenever these games are live where actual discussion can happen and the chat isnt thr effective equivalent of a twitch stream because ive been speaking some facts about this houston offense and KDs flaws, and everybody just keeps pointing out again "durrr why dis happening?"

>>151524422
There is none. Soon enough all manlets will be forced out of the league. Every player will be minimum 6'6".

>>151524539
Shut yo bih ahh up, craka

why does my shit sound like bane is commentating suddenly
>>151524499
how much credit do you give them for gridiron football

These ads are aids

>>151524539
its funny

>>151524539
I'm finna boutta dab on you frfr.

>>151524551
I think 6'3 will be minimum. Kd said it too

bawbs been rating sengun for a while but nigga moves like he's pregnant

>>151524439
If you're talking about the popularization of basketball then it has even less to do with Naismith because he had nothing to do with the original leagues that would eventually become the NBA

>>151524469
bringing in a "star" for hire would have ruined the chemistry of the team.

imagine thinking a team is just merely the sum of the players.

>>151524484
No pre-achilles injury KD had an insane first step and was way, way more explosive and your little armchair analysis essay isn't going to change that reality.

The new Anthony Edwards shoes are pretty ugly

>>151524536
Jk. I love Döner ;)

I haven’t been watching the game I don’t know who’s good or not

>>151524548
you're not black, you're just a dirty portuguese favela monkey

>>151524539
I'm Argentinian.

man this sport is really gay

Way too many white boys on the floor

>>151524550
Maybe your posts aren't that interesting

>>151524565
looks like it too

>>151524580
i'm black nigga, like tota

HOOPS BACK

Ok durant isnt looking hot but hes up against a historic defense. The reigning mvp has 3 points
>>151524570
:/ okay

>>151524512
DUN TOLD YOU PAJEET, HE BALLS OUT

seriously tho, he really was OKC's best player before his injury last year.

>>151524550 this >>151524588 if your takes slap they'll gain traction, simple as that.

>>151524539
For the hundredth time: I'm Italian. I just look black when I'm dancing

>>151524568
Retard you can literally go watch that Warriors Thunder series and see how effective that "explosive first step" was. KD dick suckers are such retards. Yes he doesnt get to the rim as much, but neither does Curry, or Lebron. And Curry still beat the exact same team he struggled against in 2022 while being like 8 inches shorter, fuck off with the excuses dude. KD is just a great player whos easy to exploit.

>>151524602
fr fr

just tuned in. can KD still play?

>>151524484
>Curry
>not a choker

Remind me who is the only superstar in NBA history that choked a 3-1 lead in the Finals. Help me my memory is a little foggy right now

>>151524603
Defense shouldn't matter to KD. Unc high key washed.

is cornbread even good

>>151524614
Be honest, did you witness mvp kd live

Shane Goon takeover imminent

>>151524566
The game was widely popular in college before the NBA/ABA became a thing. Neismith was the first coach for Kansas. So yes he had a lot to do with the popularization of the game.

poverty champion

>>151524481
He literally looks skinnier than he did prev season,

He's just given the ball more, with Giannis they could set Caruso/Hart/Wallace help around him, Chet is just falling the ground and shit and Giannis would never be falling down and all,

>>151524484
My problem isn't that, but its he demands a trade to another team then wants out and he's being paid like fucking 69 million,

Fucker is 37, has torn his achillies a few back and has clearly lost a step because of many ankle injuries,

If KD didn't want to look like a prick when he's 7 feet under then he could've taken a cut to 15-20 million, not 45 million and to tuadaballover like 5 times in a quarter,

>>151524622
It's been sad to watch

>>151524617
FAX

>>151524624
kys retard, im not coddling your retardation anymore, ive already answered this before.

>>151524630
Hes going for 15/15/15

Chet is on fire

CH3T CH3T CH3T

nbc scorebug guys are fucking up a lot

>>151524627
You're not black if you had to ask this.

its so obvious okc will go on a monster run late 3rd quarter

This is a blowout

>>151524665
kd will seal the deal

>>151524627
>have to smother it in honey and butter for it to even be edible
you tell me.

When you think about it, him losing to us last month unlocked punished goon, therefore a potential rockets title belongd to houston and germany. We did this.

>>151524665
They're just waiting for Durunc and Adams to get tired

Chet with 18 points on 7/7 FG.
SGA with 3 points.

Is Chet the new top dog for OKC?

>>151524546
I would 100% watch this anime

Houston doing REALLY good with the new guys, their defense is equal to OKCs

Shai is having an awful game

this bawb thinks he's curry

>>151524679
the fuck are you talking about
no one cares about your 3rd world shit

>>151524627
If you have a sweet tea with it.

>>151524691
They are gonna give up like 70 points this half.

Man imagine mavs with kyrie

This feels like a passing the torch moment from KD to Chet.

>>151524627
Yeah, I like it. You can have a sweet version or you can have a more savory version. Personally, I like Jalapeno Cheddar cornbread.

>>151524699
shes so cute sometimes

bro got ran over

>>151524602
>>151524649
I can treat her uterus injury for the entire season

R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D R33D

Durant looking way too shook rn to be doing all that yapping on X

Hartenstein is dogshit

>>151524695
Sengun lost the eurobasket final and hes taking his anger out in NA.
If he has a stinker season he will just be mindbroken from losing.
Either way, german influence on basketball is undeniable now.

>>151524699
my queen

>>151524720
I can give her one

which WNBA slag we finna alperen sengun to at halftime?

>>151524687
HAVE YOU NOT BEEN LIST'NN?!
I DUN TOL' YA CHET IS BALLZ OUT

once again, he was OKC's best player before breaking his hip last year. he wasn't himself in the playoffs, he was DOMINANT last year, including clowning Wemby in their head to head matchup.

Houstons offense is awful which just makes you realize how much of okcs relies on flopping and drawing fouls

Chet no longer at 100 FG% RIP

Houston is too fucking tall

>>151524734
No.

>>151524735
bro kd exploded at rucker park, he's going wild, the nba belongs to harlem
see how retarded this sounds

When Adams just effortlessly puts people on their arse I think of that Jimmy Butler video

>That motherfucker strong, he hit me with a screen and I thought my life was over

if the rockets got westbrook this shit wouldn't be close

>Shot clock about to expires

>Dort airballs the shot attempt

This team isn't repeating lmao

>>151524699
She can explode on my 13 pointer any time she wants if you know what I mean

THIS ANNOUNCING TEAM IS WORSE THAN FUCKING DORIS BURKE

MIKE TRICO STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151524778
adams totally levelling pat bev is one of my all time favorite nba memories.

>>151524792
>only shoots 3's

Daignault is really busting out the meme lineups for opening night kek

>>151524770
Im not being serious
>german humor

>>151524787
they knew they couldn't bring dorris back to OKC cuz i woulda been waiting in bricktown to stick my dick in her old ass.

>>151524787
They don't seem worse than any other NBA commentary

why are there so many empty okc seats
just won a chip and I thought they were hardcore with no other teams

semgoon is playing scared

This Houston offence looks like dogshit. Sengun fadeaway jumpers? BRUH.

Sitting sideways

Sengoon is ASS

>OKC getting bullied by big guys
Rockets might have something here

>>151524833
The hell is Udoka doing?

>>151524833
>offence
>any fences involved

>highlight the one time KD creates separation
kek

I know were talking the game but how does ant sleep at night knowing he has 3 kids hes being a deadbeat to

>>151524847
sitting on this thumb

Rockets offense looks ass but their still leading interesting.

>>151524781
I agree... iirc they didn't have time to apply for DPE and the bad rep about Westbrook

OKC is playing like shit on their OPENING night lmao, down to houston of all teams kekaroo

hoops are back baybee

>>151524847
He's never been able to coach an offense.

i still cannot process how good Caruso played in the last playoffs

sengun stiff af nigga lowkey would break his leg if he extended it too much

Houston obviously needs to use reed Sheppard more, but he lacks the confidence to create space for himself and go for step back jumpers or some shit. Also KD missed an open pass the reed at the top of the key. His teammates and himself dont have enough confidence in him.

>>151524855
he paid that bitch the million bucks she asked for

Fred Vanvleet carried this bum ass team

SGA deadarse has three points

>amen godson is hitting 3s
>0-4
>the only 3 he hit was reviewed to be a long 2

>>151524857
It’s because it’s simplistic but since they are so big it works

>>151524871
Tbf the refs were letting him assault niggas

>>151524888
is this emiru

>>151524786
The "13 pointers" you are referring to are called genital warts, anon. Might want to get that checked out

Sorry but in no world is Senegun better than Sabonis. Sabonis got robbed of an All-Star last year by this gooner retard.

>>151524894
This tbqhwyf

>>151524857
It looks like they can get better,

They have a lot of lengthy guys they just need everyone to not clog spacing and know where to move really

>>151524903
Sabonis is the definition of empty stats. He does not play winning basketball

>>151524903
sengun might still be a guy, sabonis will never be a guy

>>151524869
Does he not have assistant coaches?

>>151524855
He's based. An alpha male spreads his seed far and wide. Child rearing is for women.

How is SGAy playing? Yeah, I thought so...

>>151524903
Goon looking like a bum but sabonis is a net negative

KD MVP season & a real ring he might enter top 5 of all time convos

>OGayC
>memechucking because Houston is so big

That ring last year was fraudulent

Daignault really told the G-leaguers to take more shots than Shai. This is how he deals with the blitz and doubles.

>team one memechucks and misses it
>team two memechucks and makes it

>>151524857
okc has ass offense as well

lu dort has nothing for kd lol

BORING

These cocksuckers talking about twitch whores smdh

KD disciple's he’s getting his third ring.

>>151524955
you don't know ball if you needed tonight's game to tell you that

>>151524949
3 rings 2 mvps would but him in that shaq/kobe/steph tier

>>151524209
who

when was the last none fraudulent ring win in this league?

why is lou dort shooting like 5 feet behind the 3pt line these are borderline heatchecks

>>151524903
Sabonis got robbed because he plays for a shit team and looks like a giant Keebler elf on steroids. Make Sabonis black, put him on Boston with the same stats, and suddenly he's in the MVP discussion.

>>151524963
Sex with both of them

>>151524976
2011 Mavs

Send Loo Dort back to India

>>151524955
the whole league was ass last year. Somebody had to win.

>>151524958
>Champ coach turns retarded

This is what happened to Mike Malone and you saw what happened next,

>>151524787
Stfu. As long as there is no women, I am ok with it. Notice their is no cunts in NFL commentating

new
>>151524992
>>151524992
>>151524992

Thompson is not gonna be a guy for another 3 years

>>151524983
>Make Sabonis black, put him on Boston with the same stats, and suddenly boston doesn't win that chip

>>151524976
2014 spurs

>>151524918
And Sengun does?
55% TS% last year. lol Sabonis was at 66%, one of the most efficient players in the league.

>>151524945
Sabonis is a dawg. He's never had a good team around him. Not his fault.

>>151525004
Sengun can't shoot great, yeah. But he does everything else.

>>151525021
Sabonis is better by every metric.

>OBogey
goddamn it don’t give them any momentum

>>151525048
how about the metric of actually playing defense ?

>>151524209
I never closed a webm so fast

Pretty disappointing opening night game with two small market teams and no superstars

KD can't drive the bus

>>151525048
Especially the Draymond Shoe Imprint stat