Thread 151533169

Real Madrid - Juventus (pre)match thread

Original edition, Franco ha muerto

>>151533169 (OP)
Anime

Forza Juve

>>151533191
Sex with nagatoro

you guys think it's worth to skip my studies to watch it? don't know if this match has kino status anymore, been ages since I last watched champions league

>>151533169 (OP)
Where is frenchanon?
>Courtois; Valverde, Asencio, Militao, Carreras; Tchouaméni, Bellingham, Arda Güler; Brahim, Vinicius y Mbappé.

P.S.: I hope webp creator never dies and suffer for eternity.

>>151533228
Just watch it and continue later, it's the match of the year

>>151533233
>>151533234
kino

>>151533169 (OP)
>brahim and ascensio
grim

>>151533234
Kek

>>151533234
I miss ukranianwebmanon too. I think since gironafc is shit, he stopped caring.

>>151533169 (OP)
without looking up, post a player from today's juventus

imagine if real madrid bought kane, they could play kane mbappe bellingham front 3

>>151533274
Hope he's okay and not in some random trench

>>151533280
yildiz, grigorgio the keeper, thuram in midfield, koopmeiners in midfield. kelly in the centerback. david uptop

>>151533234
here you go

>>151533191
>anime

>>151533280
Del Piero.

Buenas tardes, /sp/.
This is merely a reminder that if you like anime you are absolutely NOT allowed to support Real Madrid CF.
Real Madrid is a chad club for chads and anime is for virgin faggots with the audiovisual taste of a 7 year old girl.
Thank you for your time and Hala Madrid.
Sincerely yours,
Florentino Pérez.

Anime

Not rating Asencio is the biggest footballet retard filter

>>151533285
They literally rejected Kane because he was "too old"

>>151533336
>>151533351
LeLiga has Crunchyroll commercials now at the stadiums, your days are over.

>>151533365
yeah and that was a dogshit mongoloid decision.
imagine a front two of mbappe and kane. mbappe got the pace, kane got everything else. its a match made in heaven. literally imo far superior to bale + benzema or neymar + suarez.

>>151533336
>one piece
Good riddance desu

>>151533303
you made those up

does juve have a chance?

real madrid is the only club that manages to make all white kits look good.
>>151533412
lmao big gabriel in the thread

>>151533417
Imagine me placing my nose right up to her asshole and taking a gigantic wiff.

>>151533417
realisticly? not really. Their manager is very late stage pellegrini/wenger esque in that hes not pragmatic enough in games like these. ontop of that there are very few individual players from juve that would have a chance to get into the real madrid XI except Yildiz.

Ontop of all this, its Real Madrid at home in a champions league game where all the other top teams gained 3 points yesterday.
Ofcourse, in football anything can happen

>>151533417
I don't know, maybe if only real madrid screw himself.

>>151533395
Yeah would have been repeating Benzema - Cristiano all over again. Real Madrid just want wonderkids now so they are 3 years in Real Madrid to cover the national quota for CL inscriptions, instead of putting national players. Sad!

>>151533435
why not burry ur tongue in there instead? far superior choice.

we've got browns and brownime lads

>>151533466
That too, but me smelling her asshole is first.

>>151533417
Juve didnt win like any of the last 6 matches, kek

>>151533455
god I hate old people

>>151533473
Rugby and snacks?

courtouis

militao - guehi - huijsen

taa - valverde - guler - carreras

bellingham

kane - mbappe

>>151533523
Bruh now she bitchin about giving me a ride to the store, like, come on bitch are you for real? I even told her I’d pay if she wanted to grab a snack or whatever.

>>151533498
Valverde:
>No, I don't want to play as Right Defender again
Xabi:

>>151533580
Yildiz is theri best player, putting that retardo ascensio on the RB would ahve been a disaster

>>151533528
thank you

is there any chance madrid can actually lose this or do I just go back to genning tessa fowler AI porn

>>151533683
Dafne keen is better.

Juve are so shit that they won’t win even with asencio playing for madrid. asencio must be one of the worst centre backs I’ve seen for a while

>>151533702
I have no idea who that is but I'm sure her tits can't compare to Ms Fowler's

>>151533724
great post. ascensio is so bad as cb. he seems to be a hotheaded retard that is also extremely small for a cb. i was excpecting tchou as the CB

>>151533743
more like absencio

This is a Jude Bellingham stan account

How long until chikaner starts spamming gore?

>jewve
>real vardrid
not a fan of both but madrid deserve to lose because of that diving mono.

FUCK ANIME AND ANIME POSTERS

>>151533903
>FUCK ANIME
can i pick which one?

>>151533903
This but unironically

Why no Italians here? I thought Jj was their biggest club

>>151533935
Sexo with the major

>>151533169 (OP)
You can hate Vini all you want but you gotta admit he's handsome as fuck

>>151533191
Nagatoro owes me sexo

in the google version of the formation, 4-4-2, jude is a forward, xabi tryin to see if judas can the things he did in his madrid debut season

>>151533989
They're on /seriea/

>>151533989
italians have honor and dont post on anglo imageboards
iberians and LATAMs though? lol

>>151534139
>italians have honor
Never met any actual Italians have you?

>>151534134
Generals are killing match threads, sad to see.

>>151533683
Show AI results

>>151534152
Generals have killed this site

WE ARE LIVE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC2_IKKWvyo

>>151534247
jannies want generals, it kills creativity and it's easier for them to control new threads

/seriea/ is a contaiment thread for broken english guidos

stream?

he already tested this new formation?

>>151534310
google rojadirecta.

>ice cold lager and a nice big thick medium rare steak
it's game time
i don't care what vegancels say nothing beats steak

poopmeiners

>>151534323
whats the beer of choice sergio?

>>151534249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYhGoogJiiA

>>151534310
https://librefutboltv.su/

>>151534322
it's simply impossible to start a astream in that crap. it's endless windows opening before you can click play in the video

HALAL ALREADY IN THE ROPES

>>151534355
what? it works instantly for me. https://www.rojadirectaenvivo.pl/

>>151534339
1906

>>151533956
Anal sex with liru

>>151534355
Imagine browsing the internet in 2025 without an adblocker

who tf is juve manager?

>Juventus Turin
Do people actually call them that? I have never heard that in my life.

>>151534409
Just call them Juve/Jj

>>151534310
Get your own. Favela CUNT.

>>151534364
it doesn't open here, for some reason. only rojadirecta.cv :( but thank you

>>151534401
I have adblocker

>>151533191
I want to nakadashi Nagatoro

uh oh Madridbros....we might've gotten too cocky

barça rapes this bitch

>>151534409
la juve
ALWAYS:
LA JUVE

barsoy gonna cook madrid again

>>151534409
pronounced You'veh

Xabi needs to be sacked if he gets clapped by this "Juve" team in 2025.

I'm at work bros, enjoy the game iron my stead :(

how can real madrid be played through this easily lmao. pathethic

hot damn, real are shit.

>>151534567
lmao this real madrid press is DOGSHIT southampton last year did better and they ended on 9 points

>It's another "Real Madrid get dominated in their own half but the opposing team can't score so they win 2-1" game
I hate reruns.

Isn't vlahovic a good striker? Why do juventus want to get rid of him?

>>151534567
pretentious pressing, pretentious passing, pretentious tactics, xabi is failed pep wannabe, it's just sad to watch at this point

>>151534610
Because he earns 20m a year

FUCK MARSEILLE

Says a lot about the state of Liga and Serie A that 10 years ago I wouldve been hyped for this match and now I can barely choose it over Liverpool v Frankfurt

Just made and ate some chicken and provolone raviolis so I guess I’m rooting for Juventus.

dubs and pic happens

>>151534680
italians in italy do not allow chicken and pasta anon due to their autistic rules...

>>151534681
whose cumshot are they waiting for?

tchouaméni should just stop trying to score headers, it's just a waste of time

>>151534696
It's amazing how upset they get over it
Serve a italian a steak with rice as a side, and watch him mumble for 15 minutes about muh primo and secondo

last two digits is final score

>>151534764
Hopefully

>>151534738
its cuz its all they really got left at the moment.,

not even browns to nuke this thread
enjoy firstiebros

>>151534681
dubs and this happens

>>151534799
fuck yeah

has somebody seen monicius?

>vinciius doesnt even bother to pretend hes tracking back
what a dogshit player. he walks around like hes messi or ronadlo but even those two who are x10000000000 better put in far more effort.

>>151534799
based

>>151534838
>Ronaldo
>good

>Messi
>efffort

Who's playing better? I'm at work

>>151534798
thx

xPenalty for this game?

>>151534905
Madrid looks sharper

Umm why doesn't Xabi Alonso wear a suit on the sideline like the other coaches? He looks like he's about to go golfing.

Vini is such a shitter. Does anything but pass it to Mbappe. Rather go for an impossible shot. i hate that fuckng monkey

>>151534905
i hope the night pay is worth it

>>151534799
its over

just bet all my profit with BYND for madrid, should be an easy win

Yet another fucking fail from Vinicius for refusing to pass to Mbappe.

>>151534954
No I get out at 22 maybe I get to see some 2nd half. Grim

goals?

ynr Mandzukic

>>151533169 (OP)
when someone post an edited pic of finicius i assume he's a provocator

so bad, Juve please 4-0 this

>>151535016
I'm in paro right now and I sure hope I can get another fully remote job
remote work is the best shit, literally playing vidya or watching shows or pr0n while at work
especially if they're not very anal about keeping the camera on during team meets

>>151535016
normie

>mbappe purposfully not chasing a ball because he would need to do a header to get it
what the fuck is wrong with this guy and vinicus what the fuck was perez think9ng

>spanish commentator is a woman
shouting GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL like all the retard sudacas

why wasn't bellingham there

>>151535069
Head Injury got him traumatized

kek why nobody passes the ball to mbappé?

>>151535069
mbappé will never go for a aerial duel especially since he smashed his nose

>>151535069
It must say a lot that their best player at headers is Tchouameni

>>151535107
he's never at the right place

>>151535086
you know what to do

BOOOOOOOOOORING
that's whats champions league now? fucking christ

Madrid should just sell Vini and put Mbappe as a LW and get a tall striker

>>151535107
>>151535101
what a pussy. David Raya a 185cm spanish goalkeepr went to blackburn in the championshiup at 16. got his nose smashed in so hard it was basically inside his skull and he needed full surgery to get new nose, and hes still playing like a madman

>>151535123
he was at the right place for a guler pass here, he prefered to cross it

>>151535127
What did you expect, Mandril doesn't have midfielders

Going on a day tonight and this is basically what I’m wearing. I’m taking her to red lobster and then a movie. What do you think the odds are I get some pussy?

>>151535086
if you want to watch a game in spanish find a stream from south america
spanish tv commentators are cringe garbage

>>151535111
imagine going from cr7, bale and sergio ramos to whatever they have now

fuck, ekitike scored

this is the kinds game Joselu would score a hattie

>>151535151
i love the argentine duo where 1 of them sings a little customized jingle for each player when they score

>>151535164
i hate my own players im so edgy xDDD

>>151535060
Yeah if you're doing some skilled work otherwise it's the wage cage for you. I was in paro almost 2 months after my ex-nigger boss suicided his business now I'm back wasting my time and sanity for some money. Psro is bullshit 70 percent of what you earned, you can't expect to live like this for long. Also expect sepe to start perstering you to accept bullshit jobs

>>151535136
GKs have to do it tho, also raya was happy to get that shit ass michael jackson nose over his big nose.

>>151535174
You're american so your opinion will be disregarded and your notion that your opinion matters to anyone laughed at.

Thank you and goodbye

wtf mbappe doing

der PeruANO status?

>>151535151
just checked its a mexican stream TUDN

>>151535143
now it's my fault the match is shit

>>151535174
he's still a nobody for the french team and I want to see liverpool suffer

this was supposed to be the thread

>>151535190
t. country that never won a WC despite football being its #1 sport

real dna

lads I don't know what Real Madrid is doing.

>>151535217
>>151535217
sounds like bandwagon mindset

>>151535184
>GKs have to do it tho
lol and ppl wanna put mbappe on same level as kane and haaland when the pussy cant even head meanwhile those two are scoring headers for free

>

kek juve defenders are toying with moordrid ""pressing""

>>151535219
Would be an acceptable response from any country that did actually win it

>>151535258
yer mom does headers for free too

can't score

>if the ball ain't rolling the clock ain't running
why don't they do this in football? it would immediately solve the time wasting cancer. stop the clock whenever the ball is not in play, and make matches be 2x30 mins instead of 2x45 since 60 minutes is the most actual play time you get from most matches these days anyway
not related ot this particular match

>>151535258
Mbappe is clear of Haaland and it isn't even close

>Limitao
Seriously, who scores goals in this team?

>>151535282
time wasting IS part of football sweetheart

>>151535303
it was far from the goal desu

should've shot right after leaving the defender on the field

>>151535174
do you like every fucking baseball player of your country ?

>>151535303
Mbappe

militao lookin like he's gonna hijack tom hanks' boat

>>151535316
desu he's a defender so I shouldn't be mad at him missing.

>>151535282
you would need to hire more personnel to be in charge of that

ABL bros....... we got too cocky.

>>151535292
really, the only thing hes better at is dribbling and hes subpar at that. haaland mogs him at everything else to infinity and its not even close.

>>151535324
I don't hate on randoms unless i have a reason to

how will juve survive this match?

>>151535331
KEEEEK

>>151535311
yeah it's one of the main reasons it's such a gay cringe sport
the rules literally encourage and reward gaynigger behavior

SLUUURRPPP

Italian teams and parking the bus what a meme
Is serie A literally bus versus pas?

>>151535367
ah you're the haaland autist here to hatewatch mbappé?

>>151535384
I miss her like this, now she's fat and ugly.

mono out
gonzalo in

>>151535394
last weeks sundays serie a round had 4 games and 2 goals.
>>151535396
no? im simply pointing out that haaland is superior at mbappe at every facet of the game except dribbling which mbappe is mediocre at best at.

>>151535367
There was a stat between the two that showed he isn't. He's way more active with the ball than Haaland is. The fact that mbappe is subpar at dribbling and better than haaland at it tells more about haaland than anything. no wonder make fun of his skills

>>151535384
>>151535400
nonces

>>151535378
Need conceicao or zhergova in for good counter attacks and locatelli had to start to control the middle

huh? would the ref really blow the whistle there?

half time orientals

>>151535360
>3 goals
>two come from defenders plus Ekitike
the absolute state of Isak

>>151535416
>mbappe way more active with the ball
and what does the guy produce with it lmao. haaland mogs him at shooting, finishing, box movement, pace, strenght, balance, heading, defending, pressing, weak foot finishing.

the only thing hes better at is ios dribbling and mbappe is a mediocre dribbler at best.

>>151535369
>hate

no one he's hating him

Juve haram ball is insane

>>151535440
Is it normal if I like anime but not Asian women?

>>151535458
autistic freak.

if real madrid signed haaland he would be the new superstar by a mile and mbappe would be the new vinicius.

If Tudor gets out with a point I kneel

since this is spain vs italy give me the hottest spanish and italian onlyfans sluts with huge titties

>>151535471
There's literally no correlation

>>151535471
>>151535488

>>151535440
I bet her asshole taste like roses.

>marseille got a penalty
>var'd
>no era + red for diving
HOLY KWAB

>>151535471
cartoon characters are not people.

>>151535458
It's a team sport faggot. Watch the final between Man city vs Inter to see how incompetent Haaland was in that game. Mbappe would never a game like that. haaland touched the ball like what...less than 10 times i believe.

>>151535518
it tastes like onion, because I previously ate her ass

>>151535471
I mean yea, its not like anime is real.

>literally losing to israel
the absolute state of this club
is it time for florentino to retire?

>>151535471
no but the logical thing would be you liking barbie dolls. The idea is the same

What a boring match.

>>151535538
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA GREAT

>>151535558
>france
>onion
Nah thats just your breath

>>151535555
Not that guy and I have no dog in this fight but Mbappe has tons of examples of him failing at the "team" aspect of this "team" game...not just last season at Madrid but you have years of examples from when he was at PSG

Is this just Madrid being inept at attacking or Juve parking the bus of their lives?

What does he do?

>>151535629
Mix of both, Mbappe has been invisible all match

>>151535538
>no era + red for diving

no survivor

>>151535629
Parking and the lack of a tall striker to head in all the centers madrid had

>>151535637
he fucks jane and kills clayton

So PSG gonna win it again huh?

>>151535648
That's what Bellingham is for though

Barça 7-3

Imagine the duo Arda and Haaland
There's no reason to not sell the mono and the indian and bring him aside from oushing the kalergi plan

Who's this??

half time baddiedem

>>151535637
Uses sticks as tools

>>151535677
>oushing the kalergi plan
You are autistic as it gets

>>151535663
He's washed since he discovered Madrid nightlife

>>151535679
I don't know but if they were going for the "put a hot woman on the show, that'll attract people" they should have looked harder

How boring is Italian football really?

Inter parking the bus
Juventus parking the bus

Serie A is literally parallel parking the competition?

>>151535592
yes because we eat onions duh

>>151535703
Napoli was doing a lot of things, but parking the bus wasn't one of them last night

>>151535663
Bellingham is washed.

HT /span/

>>151535555
mbappe would rather not get near the ball than do a physical duel. like i said, haaland mog him in all aspects except dribbling which mbappe is mediocre at best at.

>>151535703
you ever watched spanish league
cause literally every team that isnt madrid or barsa does that every game

>>151535637
doesn't listen to the coach's instructions

>>151535722
And you're wrong. stats show otherwise. Mbappe is more active and rotates in different positions more than haaland is.

>>151535713
he's invisible, like valverde. barça are going to run a train on our midfield

>>151535711
Give me your best French onion soup recipe, I want to make it please.

>>151535677
I can't tell if you're stupid, but even if they sell Vini and Rodrygo I doubt City would sell Haaland

>>151535458
>haaland mogs him at shooting, finishing, box movement, pace, strenght, balance, heading, defending, pressing, weak foot finishing.

lol
lmao even

i think juve can do it 2nd half

>>151535718
based kid

>>151535733
>watching the Spanish league
Why would anyone do this to themselves?

>>151535762
overrated, the first sips are awesome then it gets really boring.

>>151535799
Please understand, to the american tongue these are flavours they cannot even imagine

>>151535762
shut the fuck up

>>151535744
yeah and what does that contribute? i just said haaland is better header, better finisher, better shooter, better weak foot, better presser, better defender, stronger, faster.

>>151535808
meanwhile kebab shops all over europe

this is a real slurper
what happened to madrid

>>151535799
Had it before and I enjoyed it
>>151535808
Yes because Dutch food is so world renowned and full of bold flavors lol.

>>151535775
yeah ur stats literally prove my point. mbappe does some weak non dangerous passes around the box and can barely dribble against a still defeinse. meanwhile haaland just bulldozes anyone in his way and smashes it in the net.

>>151535825
Just because it's not sophisticated doesn't mean it doesn't have flavours dipshit

that bbc won against that cracker with his power and physicality

>>151535812
I already gave you an example. it's a team sport that he contributes in. Haaland went MIA in that inter city match b ecause simply he isn't skilled enough like mbappe with the ball

Mbappon goal incoming soon, I can feel it

>>151535841
thats my point exactly. the flavors of kebab are something the average euro cannot imagne

>>151535849
what does mbappe do with the ball?? he cant pass dangerous passes and he can barely dribble so what does it contribute? did u see mbappe play against bayern in 2020 final, that weak ass pathethic shot that was almost a guarnteed goal sums him up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9csztWvMHeM

oh and PSG lost that final, unlike City lmao

Militao only needed to break both his knees to start playing good

>>151535871
But you just said there's many shops all over Europe? Now you're just contradicting yourself

"I'm totally not the autistic haaland poster and the mbappé hater btw!"
kek clown

WHAT A SAVE

>>151535873
That match was more than Haaland did in that final. Haaland's performance was considered one of the worst in a final ever for his limited skills.

>>151535833

toni kroos

fucking militao

what a miss

COURTOIS SAVE ME

courtois should have a ballon d or by now desu

>>151535884
That doesn't contradict anything. I'm just saying foreign food is too much flavor for the simple stuff that euros eat.

Courtois is so good

Hopefully konate and guehi are good for them next year

Yeah Barcelona going to obliterate this RM "defense"

>>151535912
cursed by being born in Belgium

ngl madrid need some more blacks in the defense.

>>151535915
>I'm just saying foreign food is too much flavor
It clearly isn't though, since it's Euro's making it possible that there are so many kebab shops open in the first place.

>the simple stuff that euros eat.
A yes, the famously uncomplicated French cuisine

>buy whites
>get worse

>>151535915
yeah rancid meat mixed with gazillion powder spices to mask the rancid smell. just lmao

We needs golz please

i used to think Vlahovic was decent
what happened?

>>151535955
yeah because the flavors are too much compared to euro cuisine? same shit with what the amerifat wanted

>>151535973
Too many whores

>>151535969
maybe it's good, never tried a real american bbq, but yeah they seem to rub everything with powder

>>151535969
yet its all over europe lmao. you faggots love that slop along with curry

>>151535703
I'm a lifelong Juve hater, they are in their banter era now. They have 0 good players.

This CL league format sucks ass, all the matches are meaningless - who cares.

>>151535964
xabi doesn't know how to use whites as pep

ajax bros......

>>151536012
Its over.

real madrids defense is a disgrace.

>>151535972
Sorry after all the goals we had yesterday, we are fresh out.

>>151535964
>Mastantuono
>white

this is the most obvious Gonzalo game i've seen, what is he doing

>>151536012
at least bobo scored

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Made some proppa’ scran lads.

HEY JUDE
NA NA NA NA

GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL

BELLINGOAL

racists?? why so quiet????

GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL

BELLINGOD

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

sorry /sp/ but I like vini

the CEO of Racism just stepped down bros....

it's time

i'll let you guys walk with a warning because it was just an assist
but god help you if he actually scores

do you think the beatles would approve of their iconic song being used like this

feel bad for vini tho

Barcelona is gonna have a field day with this defense

more like juden bellingham

>>151536081
No Raphinha and Yamal is finished

>>151536068
Goaticius assisted the goal?

>>151536081
>0 goals conceded
seems like they're doing their job
Barcelona defense would have conceded 3 by now

Vinicius keeps sneeding
Rodri keeps seeding

>>151536068
they don't care how he performs, they prefer to lose with Mbappe than to win with Vini
this place is a nuthouse

dumb and dumber

>>151536109
I think theyll win with 3-4 goals again

>>151536118
Calculated

LMAO RED CARD FOR BRAHIM DODGED?

>>151536061
I don't have the energy to hate some players anymore, I all see them as good kids entertaining my old ass.

>>151536040
Why are you so filthy. Use an alcohol wipe. Lasagna?

>Thuram had 2 sons that both play in Serie A
That's pretty surprising. Most children of good players end up being shit.

>>151536119
Ronald Araujo and Szczęsny would be on their knees for Vlahovic

>>151536119
0 goals conceded because Juve cant score is not job well done

juve gonna score i can feel it
>>151536154
except italian

>>151536119
>Barcelona defense would have conceded 3 by now
and scored 5

>1-0
Its like Allegri never left

>>151536171
barca are shit but against halal they don't miss any chances somehow

>>151536171
don't think Juve is worse than Sevilla

>mbappe disappearing
Has this guy ever shown up in important matches?

If you could turn back time.

>>151536191
But you are worse lol

>>151536192
don't look up the last two world cup finals

You just know that Vini is seething inside that he wasn't the one that scored that goal.

>>151536212
he's just happy that bellingham saved his trollpost

99 power shot

>>151536192
>juve
>important game
anon....

>>151536230
is this still considered an assist for Vini?

Im gonna try every team goal bet for Barcelona there is. This defense is atrocious and barcelona has madrids number anyway. Can imagine classic madrid barcelona result like 0-4 1-5 2-6

still baffles me everytime real madrid crosses the ball. I guess it's muscle memory at this point

>>151536212
you are mistaking him for Neymar

>>151536254
pre-assist

>>151536212
>please seethe or else my narrative will make no sense

>>151536254
does corners count as assists

kek di gregorio doing well ngl

cmon mboopi....

this gk always stops everything against us, literally same in the cwc

holy fucking shit bros

How does Italy keep manufacturing good keepers?

>>151536254
>counting assists
why is this a stat
like completed passes

>double assist for wirtz
prepare to apologize bros

gregorio man of the match
anything else is robbery

>>151536364
yet another meme lost

>Comepinga
Yeah I'm thinking they're winning 3-0

>all these big scores today and yesterday
is footy back?

>vlahovic and yildiz out
so has Juve given up?

hehe sporting scored

Wurst with his first assists for liverpool. Crazy that in 2025 a weak in form liverpool can just travel to germany and score 5 goals effortless. Were it not for bayern the bundesliga would be completely detached from the 1st tier top leagues and would end up in 2nd tier with the likes of france, netherlands etc.

too much subs for juve desu

>>151536421
Bundass liga fell off

why do some people feel the need to post what's going on in other matches? nobody asked

>>151536410
golazo show just said it's the most goals in a champions league matchday with 68 and more coming

>>151536230
VINI

>>151536417
>Vlahovic out
If anything its an upgrade for them.

>>151536452
to prove we have several tv sets and we're not poor.

>>151536292
Neymar would have scored, so not really

>>151536473
scott sterling-esque

>

He was pulling his damn shirt, man.

BAN ROOFS!

era roja

>26 attempts on target
>1-0

it was foul, though

>>151533169 (OP)
Looks like Xabi is figuring out how to have Arda, Bellingham, Valverde and Tchou all at the same time. Everyone played their part great. Bellingham still overlapping a bit too much with Mbappe, but I think they will get better at it with more time.

Di Gregorio having a match for the ages.

if it was yamal it would have been a red

last two digits is probability we choke now

>vini out

see you guys next match

>>151536597
based, someone should make an app

Guler gets subbed out and RM immediately loses control of the ball.
Ffs

would kms if i was Endrick atp
unreal

Definitely a foul, however I dislike Vini so not a foul.

>>151536601
Valverde and carvajal are too valuable to drop. TAA gonna be glued to the bench

when is the generational talent Endrick subbing in

GOATSENCIO

HOLY SHIT
how are real madrid so open in the back?

YOU HAVE TO SCORE

both wants the assist
lmao

ngl this juve jersey with the urban adidas logo looks fa as fuck

>>151536621
>>151536633
he's 100% leaving on a loan this winter

Why even take a touch there? Waited way too long.

poove can't score

Is Asencio good again?

>>151536621
Was always gonna get little play time with mbappe and vini. Then Garcia showed up and only 3rd choice now. Definitely leaving on loan in January. Don't think any real euro team is gonna give him the minutes he needs to get better.

>>151536673
rumoured to go to marseille

uhmmm Huijsen will be fit for el clasico r-right?

>>151536656
>>151536673
>>151536688
welcome to Al-Qadisiyah

>>151536673
kid actually is good, and proved it on copa del rey already
the thing is, he can not compete with mbappe at this point, and xavi hates his ass

lmao that one Juventus nigga is named Labubu

>>151536619
Madrid needs to bring back Nico Paz and put him in a diamond with Guler, Bellingham and Tcouameni. Valverde as right wingback. No wingers.

>>151536699
He waited way too long to shoot, but I think Asencio would have blocked it anyway. He was waiting for him to shoot to slide. Great defending.

so mastantuono didn't go to the U-20 WC for this? madrid is a really gay club

>Endrick
lmao

Endrick looked absolutely miserable there kek.

>>151536765
no player that plays for the main nt goes to u20 lol

>>151536765
He's way above that level, why would he go

Endrick should go to Betis and link up with Antony

AHAHHAHAHAH MERDESEILLE
missed the sporting goal

>>151536765
Players at this level almost never go to U-20 tournament. It's for kids still breaking through into first team football.

Is this the worst juve side in over 35 years?

bruh what was that decision making?

JUST SHOOT WTF

>>151536808
this club is a fucking disgrace it's unreal

>>151536824
wtf. she looks like one of those birds after an oil spill

valverde is a retard

der Peruaner?

>>151536821
ANON NO!

Nah Juve didn't deserve to lose this desu

This shit is so obviously rigged they dont try to hide it anymore, they could have easily won like 4-0 but threw everything right on the hand of the keeper.
And you midwits dont even notice. I lost so much money.

valverde this season

ggs

>>151536844
>>151536846
nah
he did great with wasting time instead of possible counterattack

>>151536897

0 confidence play

>people crying over endrick
>he makes more money sitting on a bench than you will ever make in a lifetime

2.55 xGOT for real

the juve GK was on fire

>>151536920
he's married to pic related though, so you should take only half his money into consideration

>>151536824
I would love to sex a woman that dark

>>151536904
>he did great by not scoring
mm

>>151536920
muh money. happiness is feeling valuable to others, money is a way to express that but when you get discarded and ignored you will be sad no matter what.

>>151536941
What is it like fucking a literal 10/10 woman like this?

>>151535566
The more socialists related to real madrid surroundings, the worse is going.

Barcelona are going to rape these fucking retards so hard it won't even be funny

taking screenshots of all these posts for the clasico btw

>>151536947
>gambling losing the ball after all those trillions saved chances
valverde did the right thing

>>151536824
noob saibot

Today's MOTM
Ancelotti is a fucking terrorist

>>151537120
>Xabi Alonso benching Endrick for whole eternity is totally ok tho

>>151537120
>plays as a 10
>best in the world
>plays as an 8 to accommodate Bellingham
>not quite the best in the world, but is getting up there
This nigga is so good.

>>151537120
Ancelotti would've won this 4-0, sharti alonso managed to give this abomination of a juventus team multiple big chances to draw the match or even win it, but he lets this useless jack(shit) of all trades twink play so he's le best wholesome chungus manager ever

>>151537120
>not juve keeper

>>151537253
>Realizing now that it's always a player from the winning team getting MOTM

>>151537268
first time knowing this 2bh
what a dumb dumb idea

>>151537388
I mean I don't know if it's a set rule but it always seems to happen

>>151537253
>give mvp to player from losing team

>>151537402
>>151537268
>>151538209
Didn't Modric get the MOTM in that one where Croatia was eliminated?