Thread 151533680

First for Finland

If Jon Jones could do this to gane in 2 minutes and Jon Jones is scared of Tom Aspinall.
Then what is Tom going to do to gane??

>>151533690
Honestly? Respect.

New lore just dropped

Tom Aspinal=crusader
Gane= lying ass freemason

Following them is something we simply cannot do.

>>151533713
Teeny Tiny Tomala

Jones is type of nigga to have sbc

It is impossible for Gane to lose

>Multiple news outlets reporting that Paddy vs Topuria is unironically the fight
is it true?

Tomala's wife will finally be satisfied after she meets Gane at his hotel room.

>>151533737
I would absolutely beat your ass by the way, stop saying the same meaningless garbage every day you Jobless. Fat. Incel. Freak.

>>151533767
Kek Ilia will literally rag doll this fucking tomato can

>>151533790
Monitor on.

>>151533767
Wow really?

>>151533747
>>151533779

>>151533790
Kids will be kids dude perhaps what you are looking for is down the hall and to the right

>>151533767
Better him than Garth or even Max, honestly.

Many many many meng

>>151533816
Milk, milk, lemonade. You can line up around the corner to kiss the chef where fudge is made.

>>151533765
>he's a mastermind

Gane by heel hook round 4

>>151533855
Let's go for that.

Gane just looks like a lying ass freemason can't wait to see that retard face down while Tom drops brutal 6 to 12 elbows on his spine

I still can't fucking believe Sneed is so handsome honestly. Some guys have all the luck man, for real.

>>151533795
...with xer bussy.

Reddit vs. 4chan

>>151533877
Excellent post.

>Chris Barnett +350 against Hamdy
FREE MONEY
>Chris Barnett +350 against Hamdy
FREE MONEY

>>151533800
*turns on monitor*

Woah look at the sad motherless disgusting fucking freak!!!

Someone put this piggy out of its misery and slaughter it!!!

>>151533885
Gane looks like he put on some muscle.

>>151533897
>FREE MONEY
Betting on Hamdy you mean?

Every man wants to be me, every woman lust's for me yet I ponder what is really the meaning of life

his name is Tom Aspinall and he's a fucking bum

had a retard kid with a shoe poop fix cause he is also dumb

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>151533902
Excellent post. Alcoholics are so fucking pathetic and hopeless, they should all be treated like the drug addicts they are. At least actual drug addicts have the decency to ruin their lives with something worth doing, alcoholics are just fat depressed losers.

>>151533690
Amazing post

A little drinky to ease the pain, perfecto

>>151533930
We actually can.

if tom gets heemed it's unironically over for the hw division
tom needs to win

>>151533975
NEIN

Fuck now I have to get get me a Stella or I'll feel like a redditor

>>151533981
A win for Gane is a win for Jon Jones.

>>151533975
Speak for yourself mischling

Enjoying a Spindrift Nojito. In a word, b? Yum!

>>151533963
You sit here all day during the work week posting bullshit, what 'pain' are you talking about you god damn loser? Maybe get yourself a fucking job, nigger!

>>151533795
Clitia Topiglet is a bottom bitch I’m afraid

>>151533885
>bow legs
The meniscus exploder will be there for Gane

>>151534052
Turn your monitor on!

>>151534046
If someone replaced it with a cock you wouldn't notice you homosexual freak

>>151533963
Poor poor little sad piggy

Needs a drink to ease the pain of xer Pakdaddy porkings

Bro married a girl he met in Miami of all places ffs this is Mexican intellectualism at play

>>151534086
I think I would notice that b.

>>151533933
You have yourself pancreatitis due to severe alcoholism

Many are saying.

like a catty jilted ex gf you are

>>151533885
this truly is an english vs french matchup

>>151534147
Many millions of maggots are mutilating ya mumma’s munted minging moldy minge.

>>151533885
not enough torso for gane. the double leg is wide open

I don't know how to respond to that.

>>151534147
Many more have remained silent. Voiceless souls from a voiceless land.

POWERBRAP: EDDIE HALL VS TAYLOR TUIVASA

>>151534111
You'd be surprised

>>151534215
I speak for the lost and abandoned

>>151534188
Excellent digits broidi hh

>>151533680 (OP)
thumbnail looks like spottemgottem and pooh shiesty just linked up

>>151533690
Props for knowing Finald

>>151534234
Elated, even.

aspinall tkos himself by being fat and knock kneed

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>151534285
if both of them somehow ended up severely heeming themselves without ever making contact it would be the best thing for the heavyweight division

>>151534285
Built like a wallace and gromit character

>>151534313
ummmm youre CANadian

Gane by TKO in the 4th

Gane will zeem

Gone Girl (Gane)

DUMPLING IS GONNA GET SLEEMED

i think we’re going to see the debut of a new gane movement, and possibly a revival of classical ganeism from the gane golden age

Are the fighters ai generated now?

>>151534698
>now

>>151534698
Yuor so cazzie; and you dont even know it b

WE all love vikram aliskerov here

This heemkend has been a long time coming. A heavyweight heem off of monumental proportions. The one we've been waiting years for. Chris Barnett vs Hamdy Abdelwahab. Things will never be the same.

Hamdy Abdelwahab is not easy on the eye

chris barnett is an enormously fat man and not any good at fighting

The fans I describe in despair

>>151534771
sup chris

PICO POWER

I'm basically Chris Barnett but white.

>>151534813
You are literally somali

the ufc is the premier fighting organization in the world and they have multiple athletes under contract that have been tkod via obesity

>first obese white Somalian champion
very cool!

>>151534891
My minging maggot minge needs Mogadishu milkies…tell him to hurry up!

>>151534898
that's why it's the fastest rising sport in the world today my friend, we love fat fucking slobs here

>>151534759
>>151534736
Oh wow his name is actually Hamdy.

if tom somehow loses this weekend i will probably quit /heem/ permanently

>>151534891
I just said i'm white.

>>151534970
My apologies

>>151534992
I would listen to a podcast between Strickland and Costa arguing whether traps are gay or not.

>>151535033
Pod would be all of 18 seconds.

>>151534992
that dude fucks

>>151534970
I retract apology something has come up
>>151535035
Very disturbing news

>>151535035
Is that canelo?

>>151535001
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/151497342/#151499449

That was less than 72 hours ago. So you just admitted to ban evading.

>>151535195
Wonk nose cunt

Tom by murder

>>151535035
Finns look like this

>>151535233
Monitor

Gane by murder

>>151535233
Don’t sign your posts with who porks ya bacon bussy

Racism is a form of foolishness

Nigger

I want Tom to win because he is White and gane to lose because he is not.

>>151535401
You root against your mothers rotting corpse?

>>151534698
yes

Inside of you there are two Ganes, one taps to a half assed guillotine, the other fails a leg lock by folding the leg in the direction it should bend

rate my heem meal lads

>>151535465
>babybel

Gane is just a bad fighter

>>151535465
Dog shit. There's levels to this game bud

Why do fighters have visa issues? can't you just apply for one and it be approved? (unless you have a criminal record etc)

>>151535547
In the case of chimaev it’s because he has an association with being a wonk nose pakman

>>151535341
Who won this fight?

Tom is like the big goofy cunt down the park that played football but was absolutely shit

One day a woman begs you to cum inside her mouth and sleeps with her hand tied around your dick, the next one she ghosts you like nothing happened. Why is it so hard to create meaningful connections nowadays?

>sorry brazza I hef visa prawlblems no fight this weekend you hef to fight short notice
Movsar said this 13 times to his opponents

>>151535632
Wish my wife would ghost me. I’m fucking sick of her talking.

>>151535655
She needs a BBC

>>151535633
Who manages Mosvar?

Tom doesnt look good lads... Itll be even funnier seeing Ganes malteaser noggin crack against the canvas

>>151535671
Monitor on.

>>151535655
Kill her

What is Gane's ethnicity?

>>151535680
his 11 year old wife

>>151535708
probably half french half african wgaf

>>151535708
french (non-nafri)

>>151535704
Obliternated that Organgutang

>>151535681
If aesthetics mattered, UFC wouldn’t have a heavyweight division.

>>151535704
Ay yo pause on that my guy!!!

>xer GDS is flaring up again
Poor poor brittroon.....

I cannot support Aspinall with those shitty tattoos

>>151535750
You dont deserve winners

>>151535704
My boiminge is dripping for any daddy

GALACTIC THROAT HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN ABU DHABI FOR DRILLING A HOLE IN THE BATHROOM STALLS AND BEGGING FOR A "TASTE"!!!!

Arnold Allen got his fucking pussy kicked inside out in Canada. The same would happen to you if you were being an dicklock on my block. Food for thought.

>>151535704
got em

Gane would kick asspinal's ass in fifa

yall shitters boring

>>151535796
Kek

>>151535816
We dont sign our monitors here

Do you think gooby will hit a Charlie Sheen style redemption arc one day? Can you imagine how much cash he could make for hitting a woe is me Netflix doc?

Uh spammy, if you're gonna keep target banning me can you also give my IP range another ban? Because I keep getting 120 second cooldown every time, and I wanna verify my fake email addresses every time to lower that cooldown to 60 seconds every time you try to ban me.

You know what I'm saying?

>>151535860
How does heem feel about the diddler now?

>>151535886
I’ll forever be grateful to him for derailing the Bo Nigger meme and for burying Reddit Rob for good.

>>151535704
heemed that freak into bolivian

Ever since you tried to range ban me I've been verifying my email to evade each individual ban twice as quickly. Done this over 80 times already since July, saving myself over an hour and a half.

And you might not understand this given your line of work but as they say "Time is Money" innet?

>>151535847
You sucked off a Doberman while pretending it was ya dead daddy!

>>151535937
Hello?

>>151535940
Yes good to see you too spammy, can you do that IP range ban again buddy? Image upload or otherwise, doesn't matter of course. Thanks b.

>>151535937
Not for those who get fired from Walmart for fellating an elderly Puerto Rican man

Im arabic

Also did you see that fat, disgusting, incel freak Jack Yadong was posting earlier? Still kinda stinks around here desu.

No wait.. thats me. I was accidentally posting with a full pair of DDPs by mistake. My bad, we don't do that shit here.

Tom's galactic throat will swallow Gane's soul, I fear

Hey mate can you stop pretending to be me please?

Extreme AGP and severe Steatorrhea stench in the Walmart bathroom, sadly

>>151536101
I'm sorry that happened to you, or congratulations, but I'm definitely not reading all that shit.

Woah.

I just pissed out a maggot from Ms. K-1's dead mommy's putrefying rotting freak minge.

Tom Aspinall shows off his head game ahead of UFC 321

I’m gonna take him into deep waters

Little Conor Mcgregor

>>151536141
I’m a sad lonely piggy with EXTREME AGP

YOU SEE, WHEN YOU ADD TOM'S THROAT TO THE EQUATION, YOUR CHANCES OF LEAVING THAT OCTAGON WITH A FULL BALLSACK DRASTICALLY GO DOWN!

>>151536158
>Tom Aspinall shows off his head game ahead of UFC 321
>head game
Please tell me thats not a common mma phrase

>>151535035
Hey can you fucking delete that?

Galactic Throat
won't you go
and swallow all of Gane
Galactic Throat
Sloppy GOAT
Tommy's throat
Meng yogurt

The worst version of Tom would beat the best version of Gane

It's normal.

>>151536257
This is exactly why Tom loses to Gane.

beast of a thread and its only wednesday

Gane finna join the elite bum squad on Saturday

>>151536361
We like to shoot on Wednesdays.

Hearing reports that Gane might be getting brutally permaheemed by Tom.

>>151536366
5 legends of the sport and Colby Covington

>>151536366
Heh, all those millionaire professional athletes are so pathetic unlike you. You'd have won all your world championship fights but your too busy with more important stuff probably.

>>151536393
reported by uncle chael

>>151536257
Likewise, the worst version of Gane beats the best version of Tom.

>>151536445
Yes.

>>151536453
I've heard it both ways actually.

>>151536393
>>151536453
>Tom just fucking heems Gane dead
/heem/ would be unusable for weeks...

Chael P(enis) Sonnen

British flags go 10 posts without talking about penis challenge: IMPOSSIBLE!?

Chael isn't even funny anymore he's just a clickbait YouTuber with his channel tragectory pointing downwatds

Salklid will get fraudchecked by the afghan beast

>>151536406
Colby heemed poosman and became the undisputed champion

>>151536585
Colbitch Copington is a loser in every sport

Faggot Era on heem, 4 years n countin

>>151536585
FACT CHECK: Colbussy has ZERO heems

>>151536585
>AND IT IS ALL OVER!

>>151536669
poor poor lil blk boy

>>151536646
You've been here that long?

>>151536610
One combined full hairline between those two piggies.

>>151536713
Fuck you Andrew Dice Gay

>>151536713
Disaggregated that dunce.

>>151536773
Sybau

>>151536713
wtf bro, you killed that retard!

remember when Usman said he'd heem Jiri haha funny stuff that

>>151536878
And he did

>>151536646
I reckon its been much longer

>>151536906
Usman sounded terrified when he interviewed Jiri on his podcast

So, yeah...

>>151536965
Reddit vs. 4chan

>the top 2 heavyweights in the world are pretty much just the only people to be decently athletic and relatively well rounded

beast of a division b

Gane talking about deep waters, when he should be concerned about a deep throat...

….

Gane is a real nigga

>>151537015
Wow great post man, thank gosh you got this thought out to the world.

>>151537022
Arlovski showed this retard levels KEK

>>151537022
Prime Arlovski got heemed to death when he tried that same move on Fedor. Levels

>>151537022
I miss him every day
apex fight nights are just not the same without arlovski vs some random fat retard on the prelims
Oleinik and Blagoy too

MMA would be far more exciting if fighters were allowed to wear shoes

>>151537074
Blagoy <3

>>151535528
>CHOCOMEL
For me its O'boy

Gane has no answer for this

Working my ass off to grr saturday off to watch the fight and now someone shits in urnial. What an loife.

Reminder that chaddy made Clitia famous

>Arlovski
>Blagoy
>Oleinik
>Sherman
>Vandeera
>Daukus
>Collier
>Porter
'stawlf b. 'stalwlf.

>>151537163
Daukus dropped to middleweight, B.

>>151537163
Parisian bros....

>>151537154
'Fraid no one still really knows Piglia Topiglet outside of Little Haiti.

>>151537187
he underwent mitosis to middleweight

>>151537163
*Glover Texeira voice*
All you husbands?

>>151537154
>ethnicity = where you were born
Cringe.

>>151537163
>Albini
>Johnson
>Hunsucker
don't forget the greats b

Louie "Fuckin" Sutherland

>>151537229
Clitia Topiglet’s ethnicity is sus domesticus I’m afraid

Victory for te'oma

Seryogine? Seryogine heems

>>151536965
aint nothing more disgusting than an esl presser

>>151533703
They really gave Tom THESE shorts? Venom is wrong for clowning him like this...

>>151537382
Alright mate, could you take down this post please?

Samoa Joe could take an full force punch from Tom and still headbutt his head like an coke can

Big Daddy Gane

cepёгин heems

Ariel's interviews with Payton Talbott are funny because Ariel thinks he's a cutting edge thinker and not just some zoomer who knows internet memes.

Dubs decide what I prejact to
>inb4 gane ai slop

Paytonn Talbott got his cheeks clapped by Frank Ocean

I've grinded the tape. I've run the numbers. The data makes one thing clear: Aspinall has no path to victory.

Corral Gone

>>151537107
Exquisite taste

>>151537487
Lel

>>151537480
Take it in vain, Vicodins couldn't ease the pain

>>151537508
Shitnigguh.

My younger sister told me all the gen-alpha girls are talking about Tom Aspinall. He's a sex symbol.

Once aspinall's son learns to throw a punch none of you will be making jokes anymore

>>151537508
Bones appreciation post

>>151537535
Finally something fit for human consumption.

Air Frying With Volk will sweep the next Emmy Awards.

>>151537599
I don't think he can heem meng to that

I know Volkanovski as the Youtuber creator Volkanovski

Asbestos Removal with Volk

Fitting Tiles with Volk

>>151537616
Wiping off my dick on your forehead with you

Kayla Harrison is ducking Mya Lesnar

>>151537634
Imagine doing standing 69 with Mya Lesnar (she is holding you up)

>>151537636
Frightening resemblance to the american dragon harrowing

>>151537647
5 beers

>>151537632
Winning a Stanley Cup with y- *checks flag*
nevermind

>arrive
>nearly die cutting to 155
>give up after taking 2 leg kicks
>retire again
>leave

fingered

>>151537508
poor little broke reddit bitch...

>>151537702
He thinkin bout chippy butty!

>>151537702
Whom

Tom’s open workout was grappling only

>>151537719
Ganes open workout was him blowing an didlo

>>151537703
Me in front, sad as it is. I HATE Gane

Diddy piped Carl Winslow

>>151537543
Accckkkktually that was section 80

>>151537725
Actually it was him busting in Clozapig's disgusting disfigured deformed demented dead moldy mommy's maggot minge.

Then some Somalidaddies bukkake'd the remains I'm afraid.

Im an corn fed Taiwanese boy and Id run roughshod over every here

>>151537695
I swore I thought Barbosa retired

>>151537793
Well you obviously thought wrong then didn't you, dummy

blimey almost tore my anus apart like kevin nash while delivering a humongous anik in the khabitch

Tom’s open throat workout was ball work only

>>151537647
that sounds fun

What if Charlie Kirk had a Galactic Throat™?

Does anyone else invent a personality they would use if they were a fighter being filmed for UFC Embedded?

>>151537793
You sworn in vain, B. I’ll pray for your soul, but I fear that it might be too late.

>>151537852
got any more of them kilobytes

>>151537840
no, embedded is gay shit for reddit sloppers. my invented personalities are dominating pressers however. just this morning while i was dropping an ankalaev in the gane i was imagining myself verbally heeming a bunch of esl's while all the reporters and dana laughed at my jokes (the comment section was also responding with cry laugh emojis when the vid was posted)

>>151537776
You’ve been on an binge of God-awful posts as of late, Holmes. Respectfully.

>>151537840
Yeah, I call myself “ Slinky” and focus on my head movement. Then I pretend to stick out tongue into the camera a lot, to suggest I enjoy eating pussy and having sex with women in general.

>>151537889
Lmao

sometimes i smear shit over my face and pretend im dc

if Tom loses I'm going to say: "Jon ducked THIS?"

>>151538191
We all are

Who's toms woife

>>151538211
I'm not.

ciryl gane is cool

>>151537893
That was my first post in an few hours wtf

>>151538271
it was an (incestual) arranged marriage to one of john fury's daughters (tom's half sister) because pikeys like to keep their bloodlines fairly pure with not too much outsider admixture

>>151537535
Hell yeah cooking with volk

>>151538191
Jones took 3 years to hone his body, preparing it to face Gane. It would take another 3 years of strenuous effort to prep for Tom. Hell of a fighter, however he was running the clock too long for Dana.

Let me tell you something we don’t do here, we don’t follow them.

>>151538543
If Gane wins Im arfaid you may have no alternative

A galactic neck.

If I was a commentator like Mike Goldberg, I'd have my own catchphrases for when a fight ends in a knockout. I'd say something like "that's it!" or "it's over!", which is distinct from "it is all over". Thoughts?

WEEMY ZEEMY THAT'S A HEEMY

why does tom have the union jack on his custom shorts instead of the st george's cross. how do the bongs feel about this?

>>151538822
I could for certain see myself becoming an fan of an man like that

>>151538822
you could also add AYOO THIS NIGHER GOT DABBED ON

>>151538853
I'm more concerned about the Indian flag on his shorts

>>151538822
HE AINT GON BE IN RUSH HOUR 3 everytime a chink gets heemed

I don’t believe Gane wins. I believe the moment, that being a championship fight, is too big for him and he’ll make mistakes and lose.

>>151538822
You should say "Oh Perkele!"

>>151538972
Rush Hour 3 has already been made so that makes no sense

>>151539009
I believe I don't give a fuck, bitch

>>151538972
See now this one I dont like

>>151539044
I believe you’re a philistine who can’t make meaningful thoughts

>>151538822
Mine would be "And a RING A DING DING LET THAT FAT LADY SING!"

Aspinal=crusader
Gane=lying ass freemason

>>151539058
I've only been to Philadelphia once

>>151539058
I'm actually Israeli my name is Gluvey

>>151539058
Crucified that cretin

I just ran 10 km at a 5:45 pace, I could literally run everyone in this thread to death.

Tom Aspinall has god damn poop in his shoes. He's walking around and that shit is squishing between his toes like Playdoh through an extruder. Yuck!

>>151539216
You forgot "away from" and added an incorrect "to death"

>>151539216
Imperssive. Too bad Im built like an brick shithouse and you would have to run form me

Why do normies seem so convinced Gane will lose? Why is /heem/ the only place intelligent enough to recognize his skills and not underestimate him? Seems like perfect conditions to make big money betting on the alleged underdog

>>151539359
I was informed that one anon would be posting his Gane slip “soon”

If Tom loses I'm killing myself

Tom's knee exploding again in 15 seconds would be so fucking funny

Makenzie Dern vs My Dick, 5 rounds champ shit only.

>>151539359
because cazzies judge fighters on their wikipedia mixed martial arts record table. they dont pay attention to the fights. they dont see the sequences. they dont infer the game plans. they dont face the pain

>>151539475
We know Guru

>>151539525
bappa there's hotter chicks working at Target

>>151539553
Your mom works at Target

Lying ass freemason

>>151539580
His mom is hotter than Dern

>>151539580
Yeah my whole family is beautiful.

>>151539553
I already fucked them, my meng is the BMF champ buddy the Butterface Mother Fucker (because I'm in great shape but my face is ugly)

>>151539652
You fucked every single female Target employee above a 7?

Why do normies seem so convinced Pico will lose? Why is /heem/ the only place intelligent enough to recognize his skills and not underestimate him? Seems like perfect conditions to make big money betting on the alleged underdog

>>151539674
And Im afraid I didn't stop there either, regretfully.

*ENTERS THE THREAD*

>>151539698
F

>>151539384
Check the archive

>>151539692
What the fuck are you talking about

>>151539706
Don't do et OG!

>>151539698
Honestly? Respect.

Anyways but I digest

Galactic bamhole

Found a 2 stroke leafblower by the trash yesterday, got it running but seems to be running way too hot. Gonna check the air intake/carburetor and fan/vent tomorrow I suppose.

>>151539756
Fuck you

Gonna tell the minge to forgo blowies for a while, don't want the term "Galatic Throat" enter my mind perchance

>>151539771
Fuck me? Fuck YOU buddy.

>>151539780
No, fuck you

*rubs belly*
That boy Thomas is going to wilt like a flower under the heat of that field hand. I do expect a finish of the technical knockout variety in the fourth round. Vive la Francais as they say.

>>151539771
bodied that freak

>>151539790
Nah fuck that

Temu Aspikainen

>>151539799
You out here playing touch butt on 4chan but I'm a freak? Hell nah.

tom is a pain in the ass.
now gane? gane is a pleasant feeling in the ass but not in a gay way you fucking queer

*prepares to exit the thread*
Later faggots, losers.

>>151539871
Thank you b I was trying to coalesce my innermost feelings into words and you seem to have preempted my quest.

>>151539897
coalesce these nuts

>>151539908
haha wow you're sassy

I refuse to go bald.

>>151539966
Many have said this and been heem'd as a result

>>151539216
Do crocodiles run from zebra?

We will hit our target.

Post the pic of jandiroba walking out looking chadly AF in some gangster ass shades

>>151539966
If you start taking Finnesteride now you'll start seeing gyno very quickly.

>>151539966
shut up baldy

Bald bitch.

>>151539966
my hairline is a tragedy and I'm short.
life is humiliating.

Something we don’t do is follow them. Aspinall wins.

>>151539692
>Why do normies seem so convinced Pico will lose?
pico was the favorite

I love mogging manlets at gas stations then fucker their gfs I would never fuck with a bald man because he has nothing to lose

>>151540049
Turn your monitor on.

Is anybody here short and have a bad hairline? I'm pretty tall and my hairline is still great, so that must really suck.

I look like a shorter, stockier Dana White

I miss the old Dana White.

>>151540091
like this?

How did anyone in good conscious never tell Dana power slap is the dumbest shit they've ever heard of its honestly infuriatingly stupid

>>151540126
This guy was a champion from another promotion right? How did his UFC debut go?

>>151540141
hes one of those proving the haters wrong type niggas

>>151540150
won the UFC flyweight title
lost in his first defense against Tim Elliott

I guarantee Dana White has choked on dick.
all rich white guys get into really weird sexual shit.

Alright I'ma head out

>>151540207
That tracks.

>>151540255
me when I'm around your mom and expose my penis

imagine caring about losing your hair

Lost my hair at 24. Been bald since.

we all want to attract women, and a bald look makes me look like cancer patient.

>>151540379
the cope is strong with this one

>>151540379
*shines a flashlight on your dome*

Hoenstly? No disrepsect to bald guys. Nothing to feel bad about. Respectfully.

>>151540487
bald ass chinese monk head ass

>>151540487
That's the bald truth.

still got all my hair and a decent hairline but i am going grey. no doubt the BPDemons are mirin my daddymaxxing. wagmi

>>151539966
is there any hope for us bald bitches?

>>151540519
ok unc

Hair vs No Hair

Just got some galactic throat. What was his name you say? Tom "No Mercy" Aspinall

>>151540546
They have the same hairline unironically

>>151540550
no 1 asked

>>151540579
done me

ganes record is incredibly suspect when under even the tiniest amount of scrutiny. on a good day he is a TKO merchant and on a bad day he is a decision merchant. tom is winning in round 1

>>151540546
Gane has a full head of hair he just likes to shave it

just got a gun. now what?

>>151540715
sit on that thang and fart and spin, playa!

HW is a coinflip. but you can increase your odds through preparation, consistent training conditioning and cardio, a smart game plan studying tape, recovery and nutrition, good coaching and discipline.

Why do fighters spend the first five minutes measuring distance? Do they not know how long their arms are?

>>151540546
pudgy diarrhea baby vs bronze skinned frankish adonis

Tomala Harrispinal has a microclitty! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>151540546
How is it that gane is so muscular but has pillow fists?

diarrhea baby by sloppy TKO

>>151541028
gane's a pacifist. his striking is poetry that teaches without breaking.

>>151541028
isnt fully black

>>151537136
>that flag
>someone shitting in the urinal
unreal, normally its the street, slow and steady progress in Leafcuckland

>>151541028
because he has big gay water muscles, he packs his froggy bung with steroid laced creatines so he can grow big pec tits and show abs. Gane's game isn't about power, it's about attracting gay men

tomala has such a disgusting physiognomy

>>151541039
volkov is a kino heavyweight because he's slim.

>>151541039
both of these men have been pozzed by BBC.

>>151539966
surgery is for fags and women

Gane status?

we can all agree the heavyweight division sucks and anyone in it is a faggot

>>151541127
Victorious

>>151541117
chimpzilians really live in """""houses"""""" like this and think they aren't retarded smelly thirdies LOL!

>>151541127
Champion.

were brazza bros ever able to refute this?

https://streamable.com/k73i5n
its up

>>151541207
no, this is the ultimate muzznuke. it's over for brazza slurpers forever. mmajoey is going to shoot himself on livestream

>>151541127
he will join the 0-3 club soon

>>151541127
gay parade

>>151541258
0 title fights lost, 3 title fights won.

bros, pray for BJ Penn

Heem is so shit right now

>>151541250
>>151541207
to "ride" or "mount" meant to "follow" back then you disingenuous ugly retarded dysgenic kike genetic dead end faggot.

>>151541207
>be muslim convert following THE prophet
>he tell you to stay back
>watch as he gets FUCKED by some indian BVLLS
>he come back tired and exhausted and lays his head down in your lap
>the ZUTTS come back, but dressed in muslim garb
>feel intense fear
brazzasbros...

>>151541284
Gane’s win this weekend will reignite the fire, don’t worry Monsieur.

>>151541280
The State of Hawaii still trying to take his family fortune?

>>151541117
This dude does NOT look 17

>>151541280
no FUCK THAT, FBI YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING PENN WORKED FOR, MOTHERFUCKER
>climbs into ford festiva helicopter and charts course for Hawaii

>>151541327
Dunno what Gane is gonna win this weekend because it's sure not his fight with Tom Aspinal.

gane? gane will bring the pane

there are no jeets in the ufc until very recently because khabitch was scared of them due to the zutt incident

Cain Velasquez deserves to be in prison. He put many lives at risk.

Do you think Mackachev is ducking Topuria or he doesn't care about Topuria and wants to be champion at welterweight?

>>151541411
Nobody cares about Topiglet, not even his own wife.

No matter what adversity she faces out there in the octagon, Jandiroba is going to have one eye on that championship belt waiting cageside.

in a different age gane would be the favored model of regnault

>>151541411
nah i doubt he cares. double champ is a huge feat and hes probably after that.

>>151540715
Heem an banker.

>>151541370
You’ll see in time, my friend. :)

>>151539706
>scared to post the webm
kwav

>>151541127
Women love him, men want to be with him.

>>151541284
not /heem/, it's the sport.
the sport is dead.

PEAK:
GSP/Anderson/Brock

- then we got

women's MMA

- then we got

Rousey & McGregor hype bullshit
Rousey was a meme who got exposed
Goobs was a weight-cutting one-trick pony who got exposed and never fought

- then we got

Izzy and Co a bunch of charisma-free mids

- then we got

Aspinal, but JJ is ducking so that whole division is dead in the water

>>151541506
Oh I'll see, because we'll all see

>>151541588
not me i don’t watch that crap

>>151541448
Payton 'The Payday" Talbott

>>151541588
Then. Now. Heem. Together.

Feeling heemspired today. How about you?

What if Gane vs Aspinall ends in a draw?

>>151541572
lol nah you think you hate stalling now, you wouldn't survive watching back then. You think jizzy was boring in his title run, you would have been one of the many complaining about the GSP era.
Once you get a little older, you'll completely forget about this feeling and you'll be calling this the good ol' days sadly

>>151541610
holy shit is that the kwab guy

>>151541664
GSP became quite gunshy after Serra packed his francois fudge funnel with his huge italian cannoli I fear

>>151541422
*his miami wife

>>151541664
its all true bros. ..

>>151541335
>>151541362

wut? i don't know shit about that stuff.
BJ has been arrested 5 times this summer cuz he apparently has...
>Penn suffers from a rare psychological disorder known as Capgras syndrome, which causes him to believe his family members have been replaced by imposters

fucking sad

>>151541742
>>151541742