Thread 151538387

Dov!

my niners c:

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

AHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

For the Redskins

licking jennys oilcan

This award has just lost all legitimacy

>>151538506
i like seeing bongaloid fans desu

Why are you guys forcing me to post in an early baked thread?

>>151538517
mitchie is the one and only true NVP

My best friend choked his wife because she bought their son a huge lego set and then promised him that he would build it for him but she knew the whole time that things with tiny pieces stress him out but she didn't even care.

emeeka eggbigboo

The Browns are 147-294-1 with no home playoff games in my lifetime

why does the AFC always draft the elite quarterbacks

>>151538577
lmao

>>151538577
Kek

>>151538581
post the interception vs cleveland

>>151538579
Jack Dart aint

kek is this real

>>151538595
Ask nicely.

texan sissies.. look away...

>>151538601
i know he's not elite that's what i'm getting at

>>151538581
love is pooa with a stronger arm

>>151538603
pretty please

Eye test chads have known this for years

>still thinks I am a broncos fan
kek

1st place in the AFC West btw

>>151538577
Idk why people bash domestic violence so much. It's healthy when you and your wife get into fistfights and hit eachother with objects. I question your love if that has never happened to you.

>>151538605
geno has the same amount of INTs in 7 games

>>151538638
how does this leather-faced fuck get away with it?

>>151538637
Everyone knows you're a bronkek

>>151538622
Except Love isn’t a southpaw
And Love hasn’t been CTEd
And Love has won a playoff game
And Love can play when it’s 60 degrees outside

I'm bored. entertain me, you clowns

>>151538627
Well...ok.

Seriously, we need to talk about how the OP made this thread 40 posts early. That can't be allowed.

>>151538640
plus it's a morale booster for free wins. like how the NFL keeps Jimmy Haslam, Woody Johnson, and Mike Brown around

>>151538655
wrong ohio team goober

>>151538661
Buy an ad

>>151538660
chill bro, it's not a big deal

>>151538655
jordan love singlehandedly won this game btw

>>151538660
sorry the thread didn't die for a half hour waiting for geeks to trickle in replies they know no one will read

>>151538650
watch the webm of love throwing that pick six against the rams and tell me you dont see tua
>>151538655
post the rams int

>>151538645
Nah, remember, sweaty, I'm a broncosjetspatsbuccslionspackerscoltschargersraidersseahawkswivkingsrams fan

>>151538660
If jannies had any nuts whatsoever this thread would be deleted and the op on vacation

>>151538668
Tbf they look like the Browns this year

>>151538668
oops lol, i get confused I have SO MANY of his ints saved.

>>151538682
dont do it again youre gonna make me mad

>>151538643
Bo knows ball.

>>151538685
New broship just dropped... be very afraid /nfl/

webmtranny in complete panic mode

>>151538685
LMAO

Mahomes Schizo is so mindbroken fr fr cuh

shittin on my throne

Only Mahomes can do this btw

my team wins tomorrow

Why does he hate the colts?

>>151538634
I wish we had audio from the league telling the refs to overturn the Goff td on the unreviewable play. Whatever they said spooked the refs into barely calling any penalties and nothing against the Chiefs, and then lying and saying the league wasn’t involved.

>>151538706
dont worry future HoFer anon, they're all worth keeping

>>151538680
Who is this succubus

>>151538726
Who's that whore

who made you say this last Sunday?

>>151538727
The Packers are the most overrated team in the league.

>>151538684
>>151538603

>>151538725
Any lawyers ITT care to chime in?

Eagles are so mid

>>151538737
you must be 18+ to post here

>>151538727
Daniel Jones has no history of success.

How many Black QBs won this week against their White counterparts this week? Let's investigate!
[Played against White QBs]
>Titans - NO!
>Falcons - NO!
>Texans - NO!
>Eagles - YES!

After tonight, this leads us to the current standing records:
>Week 8: W3 : B1
>Week 7: W4 : B3
>Week 6: W4 : B3
>Week 5: W3 : B3
>Week 4: W3 : B1
>Week 3: W7 : B1
>Week 2: W6 : B2
>Week 1: W9 : B2

After two weeks of nearly tying, the Blacks and Whites have decided to engage in Brother Wars this week, as only 4 games this week have had an interracial match-up. However, the trends of the past still hold true as Jalen Hurts carries the torch for the Black race this past week to give them their only win this week, much like his performances in Weeks 3 and 4. The door on Black QBs winning the year is rapidly closing, having lost every week since the season began. Next week will feature the most racial strife since opening week, featuring a possible 9 or 10 Black vs White matchups. I hope you've found this informative!

>>151538738
geno

>>151538755
He has a playoff win

>17 players on the injury report
this season is cursed

>>151538727
Colts and Broncos officially mindbreaking lil nicky wright keeeeeeeeek

>>151538727
There's no way anyone who still rates Packers highly have watched any of their games, the most 1st round WC exit team I've ever seen

>>151538738
That one ref.

Nick Wright is just a fantastic sports analyst. I won't lie, I adopt pretty much all of his takes

>>151538727
The Eagles beat the Rams and the Bucs, and are clearly better than the Packers. They're still dysfunctional but the only team in the NFC that is maybe better is Detroit.

>>151538761
>teeth
??

>>151538761
>teeth

I wish I was Nick Wrights black son so I could learn ball from the maestro everyday

>>151538781
>>151538782
Sucking too much diiiiick

>>151538603
>>151538744
pooa-esque

>>151538781
>>151538782

>>151538794
sleepy ted would never do such a thing

>>151538761
Ridiculous, since when do you need teeth to play football?

>>151538782
>>151538781
got too many in his mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IeH3IMTNhw

>>151538755
Even if you think Jones is a fluke, Colts have a very good oline, OPOY level RB, excellent TE1 and a solid receiver room. Offensively they're a very complete team, if they burn out it will most likely be because of the defense

I'm thinking about bussy again

Could fit at least 3 glizzys in my mouth

>>151538807
This show makes you lose one braincel for every 30 seconds watched

>>151538761
>Teeth
I had to get a crown recently and it's not a great time.

>kangz vs chorgers tomorrow

which is the bigger fraud?

>>151538820
yeah, but it had its moments

>>151538758
This post was made by an autist

>>151538819
impressive, let's see what the statmutt's bussy is capable of

What is going on in Chicago?

>>151538828
duh kangz

stroud is gonna make a lot of yall look foolish

HOLY BASED

laughing at the vikings again

>>151538852
How has he been elite for so long?

>>151538864
BASED DOV

SOON

>>151538819
that's it? time to up those numbers bud

>>151538858
the rattman gifted them 4 takeaways last week
not sustainable, lock the fuck in caleb.

>Boutte, it should be noted, is Top 10 in the league in yards per reception with 17.8, receiving touchdowns with four, and has the highest passer rating when targeted at 141.7.

he's literally the best WR in the league

>>151538862
doubt

>>151538858
They've only played shit teams

>>151538864
>ye n sheeeit i mayz be dumb n sheeeit, but check it, yo, diz play iz da shit, nah say it back n sheeeit!
I hope they all just started laughing. They train chimps and rats to memorize things. Learning a playbook is nothing if you give the subject enough time.

>>151538858
God once that trends towards the mean they’ll be even worse. Chicago sports are so gay but at least it’s not New York

>>151538864
is he fucking retarded?

>>151538862
>>151538881
>you're gonna be a great qb in this league lil bro

>>151538732
Please

The chiefs are the biggest frauds to ever exist in all of nfl history. No other team that's as loaded as the queefs would have lost two Superbowls (no thanks to their pathetic qb performance I might add). The 5-11 patriots under a rookie Brady won two Superbowl back to back something only the real goat could've done.

Brady and the patriots never had any games in the owl come down to a random dpi in the past 2 minutes to get an asterick ring whereas the chiefs have 3 asterick rings.

>>151538909
Brady won 38 cause Kasay went full retard on a kickoff

Idk why but I feel like Ravens are gonna get bussy blasted by the Bears.

>>151538727
Colts lost to the Rams and the rest of their games were mostly against terrible teams, however, they blew out those terrible teams and have the highest point differential because of it. Good teams blow out the terrible teams, they just haven’t been tested against enough good teams yet. If they lose to both the Steelers and Chiefs, people will start calling them frauds

>>151538864
is this the quickest we've gotten from high draft pick to yall aint even play football? week 8 and his career is on life support

>>151538828
I already answered yesterday, the team that let two top 10 qbs walk for jj and wentz

Is Bryce or Stroud playing better this year?

BUT NOW IM SAFE
IN THE EYE
OF A
TORNADO
I CANT REPLACE
THE LIES
THAT MADE
A THOUSAND
DAYS GO

>>151538934
Bryce, but that is an indictment on Stroud

>>151538917
>Josh Allen
Why is his the only full name?

>>151538934
objectively bryce

>>151538887
You're less accomplished in life than cam ward anon

>>151538909
>>151538921
Mahomes is the goat at age 29 and I'm tired of you trying to act like Brady is even comparable

>>151538907
nigga got some slimy hands

>>151538924
lameme is trending towards playing, is the ravens defense getting any healthier? does it matter?

>>151538917
Stroud has been shit again this year right?

>>151538946
Mahommes is a refbaby in the betting era. We saw what happens to his teams when he doesn't get ref special treatment

We have a new NVP

>>151538934
Bryce actually

>WE'RE BUILDING IT UPPPP
>TO BREAK IT BACK DOWNNNN
>WE'RE BUILDING IT UPPPP
>TO BURN IT DOWN
>WE CAN'T WAIT
>TO BURN IT TO THE GROUND

>>151538945
Nah. I'm White.

>>151538934
bryce but rico dowdle has been saving his ass lately

>>151538963
What's wrong with his face wtf

>>151538917
kwab

>>151538957
god, I need a mommy to punish me

>>151538946
The fuck does Kasay kicking a ball OoB at 38 and giving the Pats super easy field position have to do with Mahomes?

>>151538975
>>151538936
too real

>>151538907
Must be part Indian.

>>151538963
>2x NVP

is there anything he can't do?

>>151538991
I think it would be hotter if she was younger than me

>>151538985
He saw them bringing out the slime

>>151538880
Drake made him. Drake elevates everyone

>>151538881
Stroud doesn't know ball

>>151539010
Then why isn't his mouth agape?

>>151538962
>>151538963
>>151538975
Reminder, Mahomes was a coin flip away from being in 7 of the last 8 superbowls. brady neaded the refs to bail him out otherwise we would've won in a blowout against the so called "goat".

>>151538991
go away zoomer

vj edgecomb my fucking savior

>>151538711
MFW i’m about to say the N word

name my band

YALL FINNA BOUTA RIGHT FUCKING NOW

How will you feel when mahomes wins another owl with ref help oc

>>151539036
Man I'm pretty sure I have a stockier build than Gabriel
The fuck is he doing out there?

>>151539028
Another hypothetical ring for Mahomes

>>151539036
3 Guys 1 Band

>>151538764
Cope

>>151539028
Reminder, brady beat Patrick cuckholds in an orb and an afc championship game

>>151539036
The nfl quarterbacks who played at oregon

>>151539040
Broncos vs Cowboys could be a potential Superbowl preview. Many are saying this

>>151539036
the frauds

>>151539065
The AFCCG was on the road btw

>>151539036
Starting to hate this Dov character
What a mean thing to post!

>>151538764
Even more than last years vikings?

Cowboys haven't beaten the Broncos since 1995

>>151539085
They also haven't won a playoff game since 1995

ynr shiloh sanders

>>151539036
hes like an inch shorter than nix here....

>>151539100
Dak retired Brady in the playoffs anon

>>151538864
O H B O Y
H

B
O
Y

>>151539067
It'll be another chiefs vs eagles rematch calling it right now. Until I see proof that any of the bills, ravens or broncos can beat a weaponized chiefs team with mahomes at the helm I don't believe you.

>>151539102
Forever the smallest

I hate the Seattle Seahawks

>>151538864
>#1 pick lol

YEEEEEEEEEEEAH HERE WE GO

>>151539111
Chiefs can't even beat the Broncos and Chargers. It's a verifiable fact they're 0-1 in their last 2 games against both the Broncos and Chargers

My QB1 is kinda shit but my QB2 is frisky good

>>151539111
Colts will demolish them

>>151539111
Panthers go on a run with Dalton and an elite run game
All Dalton has to do is not shit the bed

>>151539111
I do believe it will be the Chiefs. I’m not convinced about the Eagles.

>>151539126
so good that he's 0-2

>>151539123
Gonna have to watch that game on mute when the Cowboys are on offense

>>151539129
What about Bryce Young
You know his injury is minor and for this week only right

>>151539036
Herbie is fucking 6'6", it's not fair

>>151539123
Gonna have to watch that game on MAX volume when the Cowboys are on offense

>>151539129
Panthers broncos 2 or Seahawks broncos 2 is the people's owl

Max Volumescott

why is mutthomes so important to nonwhite people?

>>151539125
>>151539127
>>151539129
>>151539140
Mahomes are 36-6 against his division therefore I'm not to worried about that ;). Mahomes is also 27-6 against nfc teams therefore I think well be fine since the eagles didn't face a chiefs team with its weapons and a stable O-line. This time we'll see who's the real champs should've been last year.

Yeak Herewegott

why isn't there football on today

>>151539193
Browns project insanely hard on mythical figures

>>151539193
hes biracial so hes accepted by everybody

>>151539201
Check your calendar

Dak Prescott

>>151539193
He's a voice for our generation just like Brady was.

>>151539201
there is on my machine

>>151539186
In order of Kino
Bills Lions
Bears Patriots 2
Steelers Packers 2
Broncos Seahawks 2

>>151539198
January 6th 2025
Broncos 38 - Chiefs 0
September 6th 2025
Chargers 27 - Chiefs 21

>>151539215
What about the redemption owl Colts seahawks or 2006 2 Colts bears

>>151539201
electrical infetterence

>>151539215
Bills-Lions has been the most manufactured feel good SB matchup of the past 2 years, making it not kino.

>>151539201
too much evil in the worlded for WNF

>>151538453
• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions

• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)

• Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl

>>151539236
Oh come on, it would be kino if the Bills lost

>>151539125
>claiming practice squad victories
You are a shameless Blo Dix shill

people like to flaunt the iggles win over the Queefs last year but I will say my Bucsies did in fact do it first

>>151539229
Also kino
>>151539236
I disagree

>>151539246
So you admit the Chiefs have lost their last 2 games against the Broncos and Chargers?

>8th-ranked scoring off
>5th-ranked scoring def
Yeah I'm thinking my Patties are elite

>>151539201
>he doesnt save games for Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday
FUCKING KEK

It's the white boy summer season and the broncos literally (literally) 1488'd on the field and then black magicked the zohran mamdani giants

>>151539125
This. They won’t be the Colts either. They’ll beat the redskins and the shit teams but that puts their final record at 8-9 and out of the playoffs. Even if they do win one of these they’ll likely lose one of the ones they should win.

>>151539260
Looming that way, I have no idea why they didn't hire vrabel last year

>>151539245
That’s the default for them in owls. The default for the Lions is not making them.

DUDE KINO LMAO

>>151539273
They let Belichick pick the new coach

>>151539273
i was really hoping the raiders got him
Kraft mustve made the call

>>151539220
Neither count as wins since we weren't playing the broncos with our starters and we were missing our weapons against the chargers...

>>151539277
I say this and love spreading my bussy to strangers

>>151539262
>it's white boy summer
>in October
I don't want to hear why whites are superior from some cracker

should i brush my teeth before bed?

>>151539290
Yes

>>151539287
Caleb....

>>151539198
>Mahomes against
>Mahomes against
You guys are cute the way you think it’s qb vs team. You puts Mahomes on the Jets and you’re still not winning any games.

>>151539290
Fuck no, eat candy instead

>>151539290
Yes anon, and wash your penis

>>151539286
The NFL has them officially recorded as losses. Do not disrespect the shield like that, or else.

>>151539304
>Jordon Peterson
He's weird

Fuck, we got Romo on the call

wins are a QB stat

>>151539286
Once again the chiefs are the only team in history to suffer an injury

>>151539317
losses are a win stat

This feels weird out of context

>>151539298
Mahomes is the type of generational talent that could win with the jets. It's part of the goat effect.

>>151539312
He's a dumb faggot but weird works too

testarino

>>151539317
Sacks are a oline stat

>>151539316
they need to send a poll out every Tuesday to ask people what game they want to watch on CBS/FOX.

>>151539328
Yeah he should go to the jets and test the theory

>>151539157
Oh he'll tear his ACL against the Packers or something

>>151539298
>You puts Mahomes on the Jets and you’re still not winning any games

>>151539298
Really the Jets problem is their QB
Putting Mahomes there probably would make em good

>>151539316
Bro how are the cowboys losing that game

>>151539353
They haven't been to the playoffs in 15 years. It's much more than a QB problem

>>151539323
>>151539336
tush push TDs is an oline stat

Eagles fans are of the homosexual persuasion and have been diagnosed with the deadly HIV in addition to being addicted to illegal narcotics such as fentanyl and tranquilizers. Also dem niggaz cant even read lmao!

Mahomes is winning MVP this year or else I might stop posting here and move to reddit.

>spics mad about the eagles again
KEK

>He's getting someone to read my posts to him just so he can get mad
lmao!

Eagles are fucking horrendous

>>151539373
They also haven't had a good QB in like 25 years
And no old man Rodgers isn't good

There's people who know ball and there's people who don't know ball. I'll never be the latter. I simply refuse to not know ball

>>151539377
I dont believe any of those “functionally illiterate” numbers. How do you do literally anything without knowing how to read?

If the Jets had a good defense, a good offense, a good HC, good coordinators and a good QB they'd be a good team

>>151539413
Old man Rodgers is still elite and disproves the argument that’s it’s purely a qb problem.

>>151539431
Still wouldn't cause they have a bad owner and the league would riggi against tthem

If they had the goat at age 29 then they may win a owl instead of missing the playoffs like Brady did

>>151539390
>>151539416
>meanwhile in filthy

eagles barely beat the vikings who are one of the worst teams this season

>>151539457
No bank would actually agree to this.

>>151539442
>rig it against the largest market
No

>>151539215
>>151539229
>>151539236
you WILL get Chiefs-Eagles 3 and you WILL like eet

>>151539457
What? You’re telling me $250k for a Camry is a bad investment?

Does he have a point?

>>151539457
>35 years of payments
>255k
Let's be honest this has already been repossessed

I asked my girlfriend why she looked so tired and now she is mad at me and not speaking to me. Wtf did i do???

>>151539457
This isn't real

>>151539513
Something

>>151539513
post her feet and ill tell you

>>151539420
>posting your own screencaps
What a faggot

>>151539517
you dont know?

>>151539427
Villagers that only know 30 word Mayan dialects managed to make it from Central American jungles to Colorado and get on EBT and shit. I’d imagine if you know basic signs and words you could manage. Like when you visit a foreign country.

Obvious one and done teams:

Colts
Broncos
Steelers
Jaguars
Chargers

Lions
NFCS winner

>>151539513
dumbass you're not supposed to comment about it; you're supposed to do something nice and compliment her

I'm glad the clots are finally stable since they always go 9-8 or 8-9 and have found, for the moment, an unwavering amount of success

>know ball
negroism

>>151539513
Women extrapolate meaning out of everything. Asking why she looks tired = you don’t look your best right now, which means you don’t look pretty, which means all the effort she put into how she looked today means nothing to you, and you’re an inconsiderate dick. Enjoy the doghouse tonight.

>>151539513
She's cheating on you

>>151539558
Let’s be real here, they’re losing their first playoff game.

stats are a wins QB

>>151539544
How the hell do you have 5 AFC teams losing their first playoff game

>>151539558
They could still go 6-11

>>151539569
You "people" are the Mexicans of Asia.

>>151539534
Gonna cry and piss your pants about it? Could spend that time better by learning ball

>>151539586
The Chargers, Jaguars, and Steelers will miss

>>151539478
The Eagles have only scored 5 more points than they’ve allowed and are dealing with major player regressions and defense issues. Not to mention the injury bug will bite. They might not even win their division. As for the Chiefs, of course they have a shot but those early losses will bite them in the ass if they don’t win out. They’ve got to beat the Colts, Broncos, Bills, and Cowboys and can only afford to lose one of the games against them. The might not even make the playoffs

>>151539513
jenny wouldnt do this (she beeps when her batteries are low)

>>151539593
you're a literal mexican hombre

>>151539615
Whiter than you, Muhammad.

>>151539607
>They’ve got to beat the Colts, Broncos, Bills, and Cowboys
Only the Bills are a threat to the Chiefs, rest are frauds

Just saw someone who didn't know ball so I plonked him. Fucking dumbass learn ball

The Eagles are straight dogshit

Mahomes has never lost in "Buffalo"

>>151539638
xapped his ass kek

Chuds destroyed

>>151539513
w*men are useless creatures made to cook and clean for their husbands…giving them rights was a mistake for humanity

i wish the NFL would get rid of shit refs

>>151539670
they dont exactly have people lining up to be refs

>Targets acquired
>statty boy and PFF fag
>Launching "QB wins" trvke hypernvke
>Targets destroyed

Remember when the Vikings lost to "Matt Moore"

Fire Daboll

>>151539723
Give buddy a shot, probably still cooking
cowboys aubrey has the biggest leg in NFL history and came through that program

>>151539723
Get these boat trash foreigners out of my sport

>>151539749
>mfw irish have been taking our jobs for 200 years

Israel is real

>>151539741
Brandon Aubrey doesn't miss extra points

>statty boy and PFF fag get uppity
>start posting graphs
>"Didn't read, learn ball"
>whole thread goes nuts

Yup, another dub for The Kiwi

>>151539770
He also played pro soccer and in the USFL before being signed by dallas

>>151539769
Yup. Real based

>>151539627
Colts are not frauds. They’re consistently dropping 30-40 points against shitty teams. They have the best point differential. That’s an indicator of greatness even though the teams are shit. This isn’t cfb, these are still NFL teams. Colts are legit and everybody is sleeping on them.

sex with kay adams!

see that
*points to ball*
I know it

>>151539829
>

>>151538387 (OP)
There are so many dogshit teams this year in the NFL, and I don't really know if there's a solution. The truth is teams are starting to (finally) realize that if you aren't going to be contending for a Super Bowl, its better to lose as many games as humanly possible to get a better draft pick. I think within the next 5 years we're going to see the NFL switch to the lottery system to try to combat the issue.

>>151539741
Brandon Aubrey is American, how can he be an international player

is jj mccarthy officially a bust?

>>151539800
Last year the lions where dropping 30+ points on shit teams too and 2 years ago it was the dolfins doing too, and look how far that got them.

>>151539854
fuck off adam silver, we're not adopting your rigged jewish draft system.

>>151539749
What’s with all these Irish kickers? Even the American ones have Irish names. The league should modify the field goal posts and set a minimum yardage. They should also change the formation and the rules to favor the natural strengths of black athletes similar to what they did with qbs

>>151539854
>unironic goodell posting
wow yeah that really solved the issue for the NBA
faggot redditor
reality is NFL teams play for pride, its just that were in a top heavy time period like the mid 2000s
shit doesnt need to change just because >you dont like it

>>151539884
egg

>>151539859
And there it is

>>151539864
Always has been

Just to put the two missed XPs in perspective, there are women that have made PATs at the NCAA level

>>151539864
I judge a bust as a 1st round pick that doesn't win a division or playoff game within their rookie contract. Too soon.

>>151539856
His contract back to American football came through canada

>>151539892
>guys, I'm thinking about trannies and reddit again

>>151539903
McAtamney isn't a woman

>>151539829
Women are shapeshifters

>>151539921
You sure about that?

>>151538453
• Brown skin
Kwab

>>151539892
>>151539878
I fucking hate that lottery system shit too but I don't know what the other options are when some teams refuse to get better. I mean look at Cleveland. How much longer are we doing to let these clowns tank every fucking season? They do it every year and still suck. At some point you've got to tell them enough it enough. Make some trades, improve your team, stop tanking.

>>151539873
The Lions lost almost their entire defense before the season ended. Colts are dealing with injuries but nothing compared to last years Lions. They put 31 points against the Redskins and lost 31-45

>>151539864
I mean yeah, out of like 24 possible games hes been healthy for what, 2 of them?

>>151539947
we don't have to do anything, having perennially dogshit teams is part of what makes the NFL so fun to watch

>>151539854
The solution is simple. Team with the worst record and #1 overall pick becomes The Hogs for the next season and lose their team’s likeness.

>>151539854
>>151539947
>>151539878
They could throw all the team names in a bowl and pick it out by hand.
Televise the whole process showing each team name thrown in the bowl.
Easy way to show its not rigged

>>151539935
My boy Bill just needs more time

>>151539982
What happens when they win the super bowl as the Hogs

>>151539947
Cleveland is dogshit because they swung for a home run (Watson) and struck out
What exactly is the point youre trying to make here? The last thing the NFL needs is the field hands thinking they have power over the teams.
>just trade a bazillion times!
NFL GMs aren’t retarded and this isnt madden, when teams see another team is desperate they intentionally shaft them in trade talks. And its not like the NBA where the league office will rig trades to marquee markets, much more organic.

>>151539800
>They’re consistently dropping 30-40 points against shitty teams.
You have to play good teams in the playoffs retard

>>151539947
if you haven't noticed the lottery system has been a colossal failure and the only thing it has accomplished is make said league look (more) rigged. Being shit starts from the top and nothing relating to the draft can fix that

Halloween next week

>>151539994
The most kino SB to ever take place will have been witnessed.

>>151539983
>he doesnt know about when the NBA used to do this and the NBA froze an envelope so that it could be picked specifically out of the bowl

drop these titties

>>151539998
Not in the AFC where there aren’t any good teams

>>151539658
No one cares about this Mexican

>>151539854
>There are so many dogshit teams this year

Do you actually watch football? There's more parity in the NFL than there's ever been. The only winless team in the NFL nearly beat the Steelers, Bucs and Broncos who all have winning records. The Dolphins who have 1 win almost beat the Chargers and Patriots who both have winning records. This is such a "media says it so I repeat it" small brained take. Try watching the games and forming your own opinions

>>151540050
>parity
Yeah there's parity because everyone suuuuucks

>>151540039
WRONG

>>151540015
I want to fuck her sweaty armpits

>>151540062
perhaps apehoop is more your speed

chat im gonna say the N word

>>151540064
I see memes from this game everywhere

>>151540074
>Baltipoor 1-5
best timeline

>>151540081
No no no dont do it!!!!!!!!

>>151538917
>>151538864
sore losers those chocos

>>151540074
>Bills
>Texans
>Clots

>>151540081
Bo.....

WTF is a colt?
WTF is a buccaneer?
WTF is a steeler?
WTF is a packer?

>>151540081
say it with your chest

>>151540074
>choofs

>>151540038
Pig disgusting
Go Chiefs

>>151540153
>WTF is a colt?
young horse
>WTF is a buccaneer?
pirate
>WTF is a steeler?
one who makes steel
>WTF is a packer?
one who packs

>>151540153
a colt is a horse
a buccaneer is a pirate
who care
a fudge packer

>>151540081
Holy based and heckin redpillerino'd

>>151540038
This does nothing for me

>>151540153
Do you really not know what a colt or buccaneer is

>>151539923
>Gayquon Bustley

>>151540178
>they dont call me gayleb williams for nothin

>>151540153
I think green bay had meat packing factories so they are the packers

>>151540179
A gun and the price of corn

based eagles antagonizer

>>151540178
What about 'ynthia? Keep in mind she'd been wearing this for several hours in a warm studio so was likely very sweaty

>>151540189
>the price of corn
Hehe

>>151540188
they still do i go up there alot
the town is meat factories and football
kino desu

it took 5 seconds for uppity giants fans to get smacked back down into depression

bakey makes em quakey

>>151540212
Yes because she's actually a real woman and not an online prostitute

Bakey absolutely fucking STINKS!

>>151540189
kek based dad joke

>>151540223
>not a ... prostitute
That outfit says otherwise

>>151540229
>Faker Gayfield groupies already fled /sp/

Bakey is ass

What had should have happens if Dart sweeps an Eagles?

>>151540241
He'd still have that stinky Broncos loss

>>151540236
I'd rather bust to this than porn.

>>151540179
those are outdated boomer words like the name Dick.

>>151540241
Mass riots and suicides in Philadelphia

>>151540178
maybe you're an ass man

>>151540209
I'll admit I laughed at this but only because racism is funny not because I'm a chud

>>151540250
what are you even talking about, lardass

>>151540256
tiktokers belong in a mass grave

>>151540261
Nobody asked, kiwi bitch

>>151540153
Deport yourself

>>151540256
im an ass, man

melty?

im a jenny fella, myself

>>151540267
tiktokers belong on my dick

>>151540256
Retarded dance and lip syncing make this unfappable

im a bussy fella, myself

>bulls regular season tip off is on right now
YESSS BROS…BEEN WAITIN ALL DAY FOR WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!! I literally am so fucking excited about this season for the NBA, so many exciting things happening

islam is right about women

>>151540309
>kike whore
>>>151540303
>bpd schizo whore

>>151540256
i'll never get to have sex

>>151538909
You know ball

>>151540324
Lol nobody cares about the NBA

>>151539670
QRD?

>>151540338
Your dick doesn't work?

kiwiskitz spamming off topic slop? must be a day that ends in Y

>>151540348
millions of americans say otherwise

>>151540328
She looks like the type of girl who'd be into it, too. She wouldn't think I was weird for asking

WE ARE LIVE….GET IN HERE BROS

>>151539655

>>151540387
even if i liked basketball i wouldn't want to post with pakis

>>151540370
No way do more than a few hundred thousand Americans actually watch that shit regularly

>NBA is so irrelevant that instead of game threads they just post in the general
Lel

autism level?

Nothing is "off topic" dumbass this is 4chan go suck off a mod

>EA renews exclusivity license with NFL through 2030
Its over

>>151540416
abundant

>>151540424
jfc

>>151540414
Um no, retard. We post in the general because we arent thick-skulled retards like yall. We dont need 50 gamethreads and to impeded on other people enjoying the board because we just post a new general when it hits bump limit. Yalls dumbfuck asses have to spam the board with your gamethreads

>>151540461
my friend..

>>151539854
retard

>>151538387 (OP)
Not even an Eagles fan but seriously who else is going to contend with them for the division this year?
>Commanders fell off a cliff, defense is non-existent, Jayden Daniels looks less like Superman and more like Clark Kent this year
>Giants found a spark and then the Broncos snuffed it out
>Cowboys look drastically different week to week
The only one that could compete for the division title seriously is the Cowboys if they find a rhythm. Giants are still rebuilding and the Commanders had their cinderella run to the NFCCG and have turned back into a pumpkin.

>>151540387
the 4th quarter of any game from last week was more exciting than the entire NBA season including postseason

>Blaxson dark
Cant trust em

>>151540461
Dude just go back, lmao

>>151540358
no woman will ever be attracted to me

>>151540515
>Not even an Eagles fan but

I wish horrific injuries and death on players I don't like.

>>151540515
The thing is the NFC East isn't allowed to have back to back winners, so I assume the Cowboys make a late season push to win the division.

>>151539884
What's his end game?

>>151540530
what about jenny?

>>151540530
First you must get a nice haircut, well fitting fashionable clothes, well groomed or shaved facial hair, and a fit in shape body (these are all easily achievable things) THEN you have the right to say "no woman will ever be attracted to me"

the professor will prove you wrong

>>151540558
You must also shower and brush your teeth every day

>>151540530
Ugly dudes get tail all the time. You could also get surgery like Brady did. Went from being an ugly wonky eyed fuck to handsome

>>151540261
I was just about to ask you about this matter

>>151538706
this ones probably the worst because its all brown jerseys over there. There isnt even a reasonably close target that couldve gone to, the guy it was intended for has his back turned still running the route.

What's Dov's take on all of this?

>>151540578
Chad can get away with showering once every 3 days

>>151540565
>tfw two inteligent to win

>>151538727
>Champions... with concerns
When the fuck did the Bills win a championship? They havent even won an AFCCG with Allen. Unless Nicks coping and counts AFC East titles in which case LOL

>>151540565
i fucking love the jets man
never change

>>151540598
You just don't have a future HoF vision

>>151540515
Cowboys could pass the Eagles if they trade those Parsons Packers picks for Maxx Crosby. Would be funny if this trade actually happens. “No hard feelings, Michael, you didn’t win us a sb” says Jerry

>>151538761
The Bucs suck, you borrowed Tom Brady for a ring, now you're back to being irrelevant behind Faker. The only reason Faker and the Cucs even make the playoffs is they play in the weakest division in the entire NFL where 9-8 is a playoff berth.

>>151540614
Chad cant get away with Bri'ish teeth and breath that wilts flowers however

>>151540645
that black visor is badass

The packers are a pathetic team when you think about it

>>151540645
How are the Vikucks doing?

>>151527107
>>151527107
>>151527107

i cant imagine pretending to be an NFL fan and saying patrick mahomes is washed

>>151540675
just FABULOUS!

new in a few
>>151540690
>>151540690
>>151540690

>>151540558
i'm bald

>>151540542
he definitely has a few bodies buried in his backyard

>>151540220
how many points did he score this week?

>>151540329
How so?

>>151540309
Gross