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>ireshart, inceltic, sadietroon all returned
I’m going to strangle someone.

my magic finna shock the worlded

>>151539655 (OP)
celtGOD thread

>>151539681
I never left ;)

> 14 east teams playing right now
> every game besides magic heat and hospital celtics 76ers is fucking dog shit
Get rid of this fucking conference unironically

I’ve seen enough, my raptors are winning it all.

>Maxey
>Edge Cum
>McTiktok will eventually come back

Yeah i can see why Grimes signed a 1 year. This guard rotation is already crazy.

Sixers are struggling vs a Tatumless Celtics. How are they supposed to win the east?

TATEGOD THREAD

>>151539681
DADDY IS HOME, HOPE U DINT WRECK DA HOUSE WHEN I WAS OUT GETTIN MY KOOLS.

Zion is so skinny he doesn't even stand out anymore

>>151539719
we are SO back

>>151539681
I showed up, why hasn’t that bum weapschizo showed his face? Doesn’t his team play today?

TateGOD aura really has embitch shook from the bench

The only reason to watch this season is to watch lebrons body language on the bench. This league is so fucking dead.

>>151539740
Michael "Pass the Rock" Junior

>>151539682
poor weapskitz doing the job once objectively more kino Florida team

3 ball

If we are being honest, these Celtics might beat out the Nets for the worst team in the league.

wtf porzingis is on the hawks

I believe Queta can fly

Donovan finally woke up in the 2nd half, too bad every Knicker is on fire as well

>>151539759
Impossible. u think we are bad rn, guess what... we not even playing the other #israeli tonight. u aint seen the 5 point guard rookie lineup yet, we pull that one out the bag once we face a really ass team in a tank off...

Raptors/Pelicans Finals, I see it.

Bronny Cuckitini

>>151539759
C's only down 6 after missing all their shots.
Don't count them out yet

>>151539794
yet were still up by 30 kek

OH SNAP NOT AGAIN

>>151539823
Why would a Heat fan support an embiid final run???

>>151539819
They can't generate open shots anymore. Everything is a pull up three falling off to the side.

standing on business

Imagine going from league MVP to getting overshadowed on your own team by Dominick Barlow.

>>151539833
Nah, they are getting open shots.
They have missed a ton of great shots

gOODNESS!

>>151539853
why he wearing a suit

Gambling problem? Call 1-800-Gambler. #DraftKings

>>151539681
Celtics FC showed up, wheres Heat FC?

my hornies

Everyone in the nba is so ugly. When lebron retires nhl will overtake the nba. Where are apl the attractive niggas?

I started supporting the Knicks last year because of my wife anne <33

>>151539910
Horford went to the Western Conference.

>>151539910
OKC might be a collection of the ugliest people alive

lmfao

>>151539872
>use promo code #KING for 10 bonus bucks on your next parlay

>called heat fans transgender and didn't get pics of Celtics pride night spammed at me in response

dam... it really is ovah. aislopper, weapskitz, the weap fanbase really is cooked. Celtchads won the war kek.

Someone please give me a Webm of OG slipping on a banana peel

>>151539931
now sort by demographic

Lowkey thought Lonzo retired

The Lakers need to get Lonzo and Lamelo on the team.

Detroit just pay off the fbi and get beasley back out there YOU NEED SHOOTING

>>151539916
Hey, she's mine

Detroit can't rebound to save their own lives. Simple as

>>151539963
>2021-2022 /nba/

RIP NoGOD

where were you when MY Bullies went 82-0 and brought home the chip

Okc is gonna trade chetty and hartenstein for LeBron and embiid at the deadline

>LaMelo getting outscored by Miller, Bridges, and Knueppel
lmao

Is it ever worth going to an NBA game live?

>>151540076
yeah bud

Why don't they pass to Embiid?

skitz was a demon on the sharty, i thought he was about to enter another prime run, looks like that was just the final sparks of his prime flaring before burning out forever.

>>151540059
When are the Hornets gonna trade him?

lmao Knicks commentators are so biased

>>151539972
The faces he makes when he flops are hilarious man better than bumson headbanging his dreads at least

tategod please comeba k

Why won't my coworkers acknowledge that the only reason I walk around with a bomb strapped to my chest is because they keep disregarding me? It's not my fault that I have to pull out the detonator, maybe stop ignoring my suggestions on projects and you wouldn't piss your pants out of fear.

>>151540076
Playoff basketball definitely, normal game yeah might depend on who's playing & injuries + if beer is cheap

Is Miami good this year?

>>151539942
this is maybe the gayest post I've ever read
go mourn your e-boyfriend outside the nba thread

I wish a girl loved me like the Heat love Drew Smith

boston refs are a plague on the sport

>>151540132
no team in the east is good

>>151540133
ive made multitudinous posts dat could be deemed zestier dan dat

>>151540133
kys tranny

Holy shit get Kyle Kuzma of my fucking team. What a worthless bum.

>>151540148
Boston itself is a plague on the Earth

the only reason this is a game is because scott foster nonstop meatriding boston

everyone i believed in this year fucking sucks except...Sengun

>Knicks blew a 15 point lead in like 5 minutes

kek

>Sixers v refs
So sick of this episode

>>151540172
bucks have gone full retard in the past few years

They need to get Embiid off the floor.

MY CELTIES!!!

DON'T COUNT EM OUT

>>151539655 (OP)
I only watch for CP3 and watching KD ack.

>>151540181
fucking piece of shit

barraged

>>151540076
Sit in the lower bowl or else. If youre up high, you will be blasted by flashing lights and loud music meant to attract cazzies that dont care about basketball and just wanna be at an "event".

>>151540174
respect massachusetts lil bro respect market basket

plz orlando

>Nico Harrison and Rich Paul chatting it up before tonight’s game.
https://x.com/SamGannon87/status/1981150792414613776
Omg Bron getting traded to Dallas for PJ and Gafford

nah bro you got POObre on yo team you aint winning shit

trash ass knicks

Embiid can't even score on Sam Hauser. Sad!

Hauser defending Embiid
He's cooked

OUR little rapties are gonna win the NBA championship! BELIEVE IT!

Cavs are really ride or die with Mitchell, it seems

I really thought it would take like 10 games before Embiid broke down but he's already done

ESPN is coming back from commercial for one 20-second little highlight and then going right back into commercial

Why doesn't Nurse run a play for Embiid instead of having him jack up threes?

How are the Heat beating the stacked Magic?

philly doesnt have a single forward

>>151540277
Well, when Garland is out... duh
First half they were getting carried (to the extent they avoided being totally BTFO) by Mobley tho

6ers haven't had a good forward since iggy

Derrick white getting the fucking LeBron is disgusting

>>151540319
They had Ben Simmons.

Everyone on Boston gets a call, now I remember why I stopped watching NBA

why is barlow still on the floor?

>>151539942
ever since bulgaria got permabanned its been over for them

>>151540315
Now that you mention it, Mobley seems to have disappeared in the 2nd half

At least they didn’t pay Grimes, dude is a total casual

Just turned my Cavs on, guessing Jew York has twice our free throws?

NYC IS THE GREATEST FUCKING CITY IN AMERICA FUCK YEAHH

derrick white gets a better whistle than tyrese maxey ever has

>>151540342
ft's are even
6'ers just trash and embiid can't move so everyone trying to make up for it by fouling

Daryl Morey never should've disrespected Harden.

>>151540356
It sickens me seeing all the celebrities in the crowd

The Knicks are just an excuse for the wealthy to hang out somewhere.

Derrrick Whore leading the game in freethrows

>>151540355
Yessir

>>151540319
They had Butler, but they chose Tobias Harris over him

Why does Derrick White get the Brunson whistle?

76ers are Mavs tier currently. If Embiid gets back on track they are a contender, even then, they have VJ, Grimes, Maxey, The gay injured tiktoker, so they have a lot of relatively young talent to move on with

fastbreak-into-bricked3 is the worst phenom of the modern NBA

>>151540385
Grimes looking like complete trash this game.

>>151540331
he was a shitty point guard

>>151540298
Miami has always had a top 10 defense, it’s just their offense has been bottom of the barrel. Today the role players are playing well.

don't be alarmed but the pistons are getting btfo by the bulls

>>151540298
Bam Adebayo has wife boost

Watching these east teams is like watching jv

I cant even enjoy Embiid being this cooked. This is Hakeem on the Raptors level bad

My favorite part of nba is seeing who and what team turn out to be frauds

>>151540298
no Tyler Zerro shitting it up

>>151540400
Their offense still looks like shit at the moment

NBA is fucking unwatchable LMAO this sport is going to be dead in 10 years, baseball is such a better experience.
Big markets winning because they have more resources > big markets winning because Adam Silver makes the call

Jordan Clarkson looks like he smells bad.

embitch is finished before 30 holy fuck. Did they check his birth certificate? He's probably 46.

Why do people get mad when I wish horrific injuries and death on players I don't like?

>>151540422
>boreball troon

This "sport" absolutely fucking STINKS!

Nurse needs to put Kyle Lowry in.

>>151540422
I agree. Hadn’t watched baseball in years and this years playoffs were better than any nba series since 2016.

>>151540230
market basket actually goated
sub counter for a steak & cheese or hamburger & fries best deal around

suggs can't win with these cats

>>151540422
you all said the same when they were blm pandering yet we're still here

Mahomie owns this thread

>>151540422
I don’t agree about baseball, but yea NFL has my lead in interest now after 15 years being a fan of both. Mostly it’s because I got tired of the 82 games thing. NFL I can just cross out my Sunday and I’m mostly good for the week. Meanwhile to keep up with nba it’s almost an everyday thing

Clarkson is the Knicks missing piece

>>151540421
That’s always true under Spo coached team. Normally this team struggles to even crack 100 points in today’s no defense league.

I'm watching the Knicks game, so couldn't watch the 76ers' one and could only check the box score. Holy, embiid is so done

why doesn't every free agent sign for boston and live eternally in the bonus all game?

>>151540298
Norm is him.

6ers are way better with embiid on the bench and relying on Maxey and Edgecombe

>>151540442
yeah but Hurts is the one in every Sprite™ commercial…

>>151540454
Wasn’t he amazing in that preseason game? Is it a game by game thing now (washed one game, amazing the other), or is he completely washed

>>151540422
OKC, Milwaukee and Denver just won championships.

>>151540422
>implying watching some fat latino guy chew gum for 3 hours before stepping up to swing a stick at a ball and have a light jog (cant run more than 2mph or he has obesity related heart attack) towards the plate is fun

hang the fucking banner in boston for the refs

MPJ ON TRIPPIE DUBBIE WATCH

>>151540474
My sibling played baseball in high school, even went state I think, and I never even bothered to watch a game. I’ve tried with baseball, it’s just so fucking slow and boring. I genuinely don’t get it. I can get the appeal of any other sport, but I don’t get how baseball is a big 4.

>>151540422
>

MORE. FREETHROWS. FOR. CELTICS.

How the fuck did the NBA get this bad?

>>151540474
Baseball players aren't fat anymore

>>151540491
more like double traps in the hilton after the game

THIS TEAM HAS THE STUFF
>THIS TEAM HAS THE STUFF
THIS TEAM HAS THE STUFF
>THIS TEAM HAS THE STUFF
FINALS RUN LOADING

bulce!

Celtics are actually just 70% refs at this point. Unwatchable

Why is Embiid only playing 18 minutes? Is he restricted or just ass?

Why do people love free t-shirts are NBA games so much?

OMG FUCK BOSTON REFS

Holy fuck the Nets are getting raped. 9 players with double digit points lmfao.

>>151540474
is that aj from the sopranos

No Celtics refs are fucking nuts

>>151540511
cute

The whining about C's fts is wild
Both teams are getting called for about the same amount of fouls.

Spo really does not like playing Centers taller than 6’9

how the fuck boston is up double digits i have no idea

>>151540547
Jaylen Brown MVP season

I think the Raptors will go all the way this year. The east aint ready for us

Celtics refs putting on a Herculean effort.

Embiid is back on the floor bros. We are in trouble.

>>151540547
Emknees coming off the bone like southern home cooked bbq ribs

>>151540504
I saw a fat latino at bat for the jays a couple days ago. ireshart is right I fear
>>151540517
be lucky hes even walking.

>>151540540
I’ll never get over the 2023 Finals Heat not getting a ring…

>>151540511
NOT SO FAST ORLANDO

>hawks have 6 players in double figures before the 4th
>losing by 10 the entire game
HOW
>gradey dick

Brunson is like mini-SGAY

>>151540560
You do realize your team isn’t going anywhere if Embiid isn’t playing? You live and die by Embiid. If Embiid gets good again, you can win it all. If he is bad, so bad he doesn’t get much playing time, you’re a play in team or worse .

you niggas hyping up orlando while they're in a dogfight with the fucking heat of all teams lol

>>151540576
>If Embiid gets good again

Crazy how meaningless the east is

>>151540470
Not sure, i'm watching the cavs game

>>151540586
magic is winning the chip faggot

>Embiid Steph KD and Lebron retiring the same year to create the best hall of fame class ever
KINO

>>151540583
God , what do I need to be able to bang the wnba girls ? Money, status, ball skills?

>>151540586
The East is the most soulful conference

why does embitch only have 4 points? is he injured again?

east so ahh that the parity era actually about to end, another free ring for Shaivonte

>>151540572
they suck ass and they'd be down 20 if the reffies didnt carry them through the 1st quarter

I'm hearing tell that Wemberman gonna be dabbing on fools this season. Is the Race for Seis on Spudsbros?

>>151540566
I remember a few years back when they were going to do that temporary surgery on the knee just to get him up and running again and everyone was like "Shut it down, why the fuck are you risking your health for a play-in spot?"

>>151540603
a pussy

>>151540603
just bee urself
seriously most guys are intimidated by girls over 6” so just being cool will go a long way

>>151540576
>if embiid is good you can win it all
Even assuming hes healthy and good, he couldn't even get out of the 2nd round in the dogshit east when he was healthier and at his peak

>Wide open layup for OG
>Ruined by KAT's dumb offensive foul
This nigga needs to be benched

>>151540547
https://www.churchpop.com/nba-coach-joe-mazzulla-reveals-he-wants-to-become-a-catholic-deacon/

>>151540586
RAPTORS ARE COMING FOR THE WEST

Who has the Worstern Conference vs Beastern Conference meme?

>>151540566
Sports as a whole are moving away from fat fucks. Has to do with analytics and sports nutrition/science

>151540603
HIDE /dykesimp/ THREADS
IGNORE /dykesimp/ POSTERS

>>151540612
if the thunder win again blunderskitz is going to cause hell to this genny

>>151540638
god i wish women were real

>>151540627
>dogshit east
True, but this east is more dogshit than ever. Celtics and pacers are fucked without their main stars. Bucks lost Dame and Myles Turner/Giannis can’t save them.
Hawks Pistons and Magic are unproven. Cavs are frauds.
If the sixers can beat the Knicks, they can make it to the finals at least

>>151540518
They're rare so they feel special getting one

Nets should let the tanking be less obvious lol.

Be kino if MPJ scores 20 in the final 3 minutes to win.

another free chip for blundermonster to brag about

>>151540665
no point punishing them, if they were forced to actually try theyd still be doodoo from a doggies bootyhole

the nets are so fucking bad holy shit

STOP SHOOTING BRICKS

>>151540636
this one?

VJ is a fucking BEAST, bros

Do I just not understand double dribble, or is it just never called? I see players stop and then start dribbling again all the time.

EDGE CUM tho

>>151540695
It's called a hesi you cretin.

>>151540691
yup

>>151540658
Cavs are missing Garland and only losing to the Knicks by 8 with a 16 free throw deficit. How are they frauds?

>>151540691
When is somebody gonna make a version of it where it’s the other way around?

Paolo is so bad at using his size it's baffling. He makes the game look so difficult

embiitch being carried by two players dropping 30+ :)

>>151539655 (OP)
Why do people get mad when I question their decision to have a child? 9 times out of 10, I'm right and they're unfit to be parents. I wish I could just sterilize every human being on this planet.

>>151540695
refs just don’t fucking call it at all anymore, same with travel and carrying
one of the many reasons it’s impossible to judge this era against previous, what officiating style are we going by?

heat ass on the boards costs them the game as per usual

>>151540695
Nba rarely calls double and traveling

>>151540714
There's no need, it's so obviously untrue that real ball knowers simply ignore it.

just took a huge embiid in the loo, stinky..

people really thought Atlanta would play good defense with Trae Young's useless ass out there

PAOLO DRIVE YOU STUPID BITCH YOU ARE BUILT LIKE DIET GIANNIS AND AN EVEN WORSE SHOOTER WHY ARE YOU PLAYING LIKE MELO??

>>151540747
Melo missed alot of ill advised jumpers too tbf

Giddey > Cade

There are many Jeets at TD Garden today.

>>151539655 (OP)
A V R A
V
R
A

MAGIC WIN

What anime should represent the Magic?

how do you get outmuscled as a team vs. the toronto raptors

That Heat Magic game was pretty good

Are we supposed to pretend Orlando are contenders because they got… bane? Kek
Also we supposed to pretend Hawks contenders bruzase they have tingus pingus Kek

>Hawks getting blown out by the Raptors
Trae sisters?

the best team in Florida won, as it should be
ive seen enough
the only question left is how many games it takes to win the finals

thats a block

pooper fagg

>Cavs started last season with 15-0
>Cavs starts this season with 0-1

>>151540776
my life as a teenage robot

>>151540776
It’s jenny you fat faggot. Ive been here for years toiling
You’re more than welcome on the bandwagon, but jennyposting is inherently /magic/

>>151540745
is atlanta a good city to move to?

>>151540780
Bane is big for them and a genuinely great move. The magic will fail because of Paolo

The hawks will forever be meme with Trae

And right on cue here it comes the daily 3rd quarter meltdown

>>151540797
Volumes

Go Hornets!

every scott foster call is horrendous

>Cryami Weap

first L of many secured

rest in piss to that tranchise after what they did to Himmy

>>151540691
still accurate

Why is Ed Sheeran there

>Knicks when because of 36 free throws
Brunson is such a fraud

White Boy Winter is here

>>151540817
shut the fuck up nigger. fuck you and your gay mickey mouse franchise

>>151540804
do you like desperate black chicks who can't find a man "on their level" and fried chicken?

The Sixers shit the bed, of course

>>151540804
If you enjoy trying to constantly dodge YNs and sitting in traffic for 6 hours a day, sure.

>>151540785
Are you the same robotlolicon who stans the raiders in nfl threads?

>>151540783
Trae is very overrated

>>151540804
the traffic is LA and dallas tier

HOLY SHIT MY RAPTIES ARE ELITE
Can’t believe we have a real back up center this year

>>151540804
I hear it's nice if you take it up the ass or like soul food

every commentator sounds like they'd rather get shot than watch the games. fix the fucking league. imagine how bored people who arent even being paid to watch are.

is vj legit or another dalton knecht in the making

>>151540829
gonna be a long season for u blud

>>151540838
He's just like Steph... without the cardio, core strength, leadership, defensive technique, etc.

>>151540810
Kwhy Lennit is washed.

it's time for the maine event

>>151540835
you tell me
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=H51daycangE&si=SLwNcLksUnQpoqhJ

Talk all offeason: Celtics have no bigs
Reality: 6'ers have no bigs

Ass

gradey dick is so elite it's insane

christ derrick white gets the softest whistle known to man and the celtics live in the bonus for more than half the quarter

>>151540865
I don't know why Drummond isn't playing.

>>151540866
#seasonhigh

>>151540861
Ban the clippers and the Nephew

>Mavs vs Spurs
>Cooper "The Godson" Flagg is here

CeltGODS maintain their real estate in /nba/ head without TateGOD playing

immense aura

>>151540861
and james harden who is getting paid 30 mil while westbrook was forced out the league looking for vet mins. fakest rigged league.

Thank god they didn’t pay Grimes

My rapties are blowing out one of the best teams in the league and /nba/ is completely dead silent.

2024 OKC esque
literally everyone gets a touch but the offense runs through the 3 stars

>>151540882
Nico still lost the trade

Does this nigga Barlow do anything except foul?

WembGOD is about to go off

wow the 76ers actually lost to the most trash boston team since pre-tatum era

>>151540855
He looks real

Trae is not a winning player Hawks are smart not to pay him.

I love my scrawny homies where are my scrawny homies?

>>151540895
The last 12 ATL points have been free throws.

Easy trippie dubbie for westSUSANOO tonight

>>151540896
okc's stars can make a middy

Flagg missed the dunk...

>>151540898
he's terrible, thank god the 76ers let yabusele for nickels

chris paul bros...

Flagg finna learn

>cooper fag
kwab what a bust

>Fagg misses his first dunk
kwab

>>151540915
cant play defense thoughbeit

>missed his first highlight
Flagg sisters, it's over

Grimes is horrendous,
This is the only Morey W of tonight. Fucking sell this team. Making these Boston shitters look like all stars is an all time LOW.

mavs stram link pls

VJ went off bros

>>151540155
you're larping, he's unironically pining for his lost love to come back and make the thousands of hours of his life that he wasted mean something

Holy shit Grimes is so ass.

Sell the team, VJ can't win with these cats.

BAWB busted

pooper fagg just took a giant shart on the court

Bucks blowing a 25 point lead to the Lizards in their home opener
>Middleton is cooking
>the Bucks are shooting 45% from 3

Nurse would rather play with 5 guards than put Embiid back in.

88!!! QUETA

I really do think the refs have been hilariously in favor of Boston tonight.

AD is pretty good, its a shame he had to play with Lebron so he got blamed for everything

isnt there meant to be a studio segment between games

was it like that on tnt?

>>151540933
If you take off your pants and bend over, then maybe I might post one

Lively looks like Derrick White next to Wemby

magic? worlded? shook.

why do normaltards always record everything instead of living in the moment?

I miss this team so much…

uhh the grizz look pretty good

my rapties :)

Watching the two other Texas teams. Whoever loses I win.

It’d be easier to say the refs just carried Boston all night if the sixers could play a lick of defense.

AD freed from LeCancer he must feel great that he doesn’t have to play defense for LeBrick lazy ass.

>>151540952
Giannis demanding a trade to the west

Philly has zero forward. Grimes is useless.

Where did Morey find this Barlow guy? Literally resign Ben Simmons. You'd get better spacing.

>>151540976
poor weap

not even reffie magic could carry trae bum's ass

>>151540989
You just know hes demanding to go to okc midseason

Cooper "the messiah" Flagg is finding his rhythm. He'll pop off soon.

Between refs and Barlow, 76ers should’ve won this game by double digits.

>Flagg 0 points
Bawb bros...

Lul the reffies can't call EVERY goaltend

>>151541006
*orlando

>minutes resticions after having 8 months off to rehab

embiid is finished he's just collecting at this point

>>151541002
TateGOD's aura is crazy holy shit.

just look wemby goaltend it looks cool!

>>151540895
Crazy how much better of a team they look when Jak is playing.

Pooper Fag sucks

>>151540993
We were spoiled by the LeBron years and 2006 championship but 2023 felt the most special because it was such a Cinderella story.

>>151541023
>at this point

Pooper at PG looks a lot like Amen at PG

wuffs

ADs fun to watch

>Nico made a faustian deal with the devil to get a new white boy only for him to be revealed as a BAWB bum instead of the new Luka
KWAB. Wemgoat dunk on this bitch will feed families

Kyrie come back!

AD looks gay asf tryna be Lew Alcindor with those glasses

>>151541033
yeah thats fair
im the orlandoGOD and as inter florida teams you always got a seat on our hype train

Clippers are ASS

Flagg is already a bust

Jaylen Brown missed the basket by 3 feet.

so what is the point of the Hawks?

Jaylen Brown you bum

>Trae throwing it up and pretending to be fouled while nobody is around
kwab

wembanGAWDa

*dunks on you from the 3pt line*

>>151541019
Sounds like a challenge

>>151541031
Meh I remember got Wemby got upstaged in his first game by Lively, he looks like a #1 pick so far.
>ALSO
jesus Wemby's learned the Giannis step-around technique. The rest of the league is finished.

>Bronny bros celebrating Fag's failure
wtf, you all promised me that Pooper was generational talent

>Jazz shitting on the Clippers
What’s going on?

Heh...another easy W for our rapties. Just hand us the chip

>no one talking about how the flippers are getting bootyblasted by the jAZZ
lmao this dumpster fire of a retirement home is gonna be entertaining to watch

>had to listen to months of tards saying Nico won

AHAHAHHA POOPER FAGG FUCKING SUCKS

>>151541055
Likewise bro we’re Florida family. I’ll be pulling for the Magic all year. Great game today.

>>151541090
NOT SO FAST

the clips know it's a marathon not a sprint

SCOTTIE TO POTLEL

I don't get why he's wearing this kind of spectacles. It makes him look like a university student, plus it doesn't even look secure. Amare Stoudemire's visor looks way cooler imo

>>151541093
Harden has always been a jobber to the real NBA Stars

Nico bros, you missed out on Edgecombe

HEY /SPEE/ HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN' SHIT

>>151541104
ok now im convinced lmfao

holy shit watching the nba is fucking infuriating. if i want to watch nfl i just turn the fucking tv or amazon on. wtf is adam silver doing?

lmao kawhi go plant some trees bitch

>>151541093
tbf the jazzies have a bunch of young talented niggas. They aren’t great but they can upset some people. But also the Clippers fucking suck.

>>151541098
It was their best current jersey and these retarded removed it, kek

SMELLSHITS CHOKED?

>>151540586
Almost all the biggest old stars, stars in their prime, and upcoming stars are in the west.
>Old
LeBron
Curry
KD
>Prime
Jokic
Shai
Luka
Ant
>Upcoming
Wemby
Flagg

>>151541089
too big and too athletic for the clippers to handle. plus nurkic off the bench. they aren't even using kevin love. I do hope oscar tshiebwe gets some run this season. dude is an old school small rebounding machine that doesn't do anything else

I couldn't be happier to have Luka, but watching AD on the Mavs will always make me sad.

>>151541099
^_^
>>151541150
imagine if the lakers couldve kept AD

Wemby is here... these BAWBs gonna lose

Is VJ Edgecombs the new GOAT?

>>151541104
See you in the ECF

It's time to retire, uncs.

>>151541134
Are you sure you wanna take that tone with the Don?

you didnt doubt him did you?

>Fagg already benched
kwab

>>151541144
>Upcoming
>Fag

my Suns are back
to disappoint me

Ok bros so I subscribed to:

>ESPN+
>Amazon prime
>NBC
>Peacock
>NBA League pass

Did I miss anything?

>>151541104
the meme magic…

Spurs coach looks too Downsey to ever be good

Why is Kidd doing this? Just play Dlo at PG.

day to davis injured again

>>151541169
he's no VJ Edgecombs

I thought the refs were making Boston win?

>teams got fooled into drafting some random BAWB first because of Jokek and Lukek greatness
KWAB reminds me of how some french bums got picked high in the draft after wembeast

>>151541167
That comic is the gayest thing I've ever seen

>>151541104
for you

as long as the celtics don't completely collapse below .500, when tatum gets back they should do some noise. he shouldn't rush back before the ASB. the conference is so shit the celtics should be above .500 by then. then maybe they can flip Simons for real help.

Imagine picking the white Ben Simmons instead of Edge Cum

Mavericks vs spurs is a terrible watch

>>151541171
At least without Beal's bum ass and KD being a sourpuss

uhh BABBxirs... we are getting bfto by these WhiteGODS from Utah...

Lakers should’ve traded LeBrick instead of AD. AD + Luka would be way better.

VJ NOOOOOOOOOOOO

They are already targeting AD's eyes, lmao

Flagrent foul reviews are the gayest shit ever man.

>>151541217
Tatum wont be back until the back quarter of the season at the absolute earliest and even then him being inserted into the lineup will fuck up whatever chemistry is there

>76ers
How do you get in this position where you might lose when you were up by 3 in the last 10 seconds?

Who the FUCK is VJ Edgecooms?

>Luke Kornet slaps someone in the face and then acts surprised when he gets a flagrant 1
KWAB

>>151541233
>Lakers should’ve traded LeBrick instead of AD.
lebron doesn't play defense, nico didn't want him

>>151541233
nico only wanted defense. the other guy he wanted was fucking Giannis

>>151541233
That wasn't an option. Dallas called the Lakers specifically about acquiring AD.

they literally just cut off the national anthem with a chipotle ad read

Neither mavericks or lakers won. Mavs has a higher chance of proving me wrong because full potential Flagg is more impactful than Luka

>>151541109
even reggie jackson looked cooler

>>151541259
Would have been a common foul not even 20 years ago.

My celties blew it

LMAOOOOO HOW TF DID THE SIXERS WIN THAT

>>151541233
Imagine thinking a high IQ Basketball savant like this would want anything to do with LeBum

Celtics lost to a team that had Dominick Barlow at center and Quentin Grimes at PF.

Raptors cooked the Hawks

>>151541264
He could easily trade Luka for Giannis if he waited.

Celtics? More like CelSHITS! Am I right, Weapbro?

>payton pritchard taking all the late game shots

what, did they get the memo they will be gifted a top 3 pick if they miss the playoffs?

LMAO fuck the celtics

>>151541233
True but Nico has a hard on for AD and LeBron has a no trade clause. The moment they ask LeBron if he wants to be traded, the trade would be leaked and the city of Dallas would riot to stop it.

Celtics with a suspiciously tanking 4th

beating tateGODless celtics was ponydelphian game 7

Lillard comes crawling back after his Buck breaking

>Tatum dead
>Celtics have Prichard shoot the final shot

>>151541301
But that wouldn't have made the Lakers good.

>>151541291
V(ictory) J Edgecoom

new GOAT arrived

work on your FTs young fella

the sixers tried their very hardest to give that game away and the celtics couldn't do it
kek

cooper "bench god" flagg

What the fuck is the spurs rotation? Why isn’t Wemby on the floor?

reminder that this is year 1 of Embiid's extension

So VJ should've gone 1st overall then.

Realistically who is in >our way?
raptors? knicks? that’s about it and even then theyre not nearly as complete as the magic
this is orlandos season to lose

>>151541337
badonkadonka

what the fuck is going on in dallas

Leshiticus lost
BAWBgayria lost
BAWBaussie lost

BAWBS lost

>saw a picture of Wemby when I was looking through cryptids
is this your goat spuds?

Joel Embiid
>20 mins
>4 pts
What the hell happened to him?

go Suns

>Nico picked BAWB over Harper, Ace and VJ
Embarrassingly grim.

I don't know why I expected anything different from the the Zion-era Pelicans it'll be the same stupid shit every single game; if it isn't a blowout loss it's a gigantic lead taken early only to be blown instantly in less than 40 seconds in the third. Why do I keep putting myself through this every year

>>151541341
He's like 7'5" m8, lower body can only take so much before he becomes broken down and ineffective like Emsneed.

>>151541341
They got Wemby set to only play against Flagg.

>>151541375
pity mvp

Detroit made a 20 point comeback good for them

>>151541375
he's a big man over 30 with a history of major lower body injuries. This was entirely predictable

Based on the commercials I'm seeing, there's a high chance that the majority of posters here have HIV

Everyone still blaming Nico "defense wins championships" for the trade when it was blatantly just collusion to get Luka to the NBA's biggest market. I blame Adam Silver and the Lakers mafia, both teams suck ass and I hope they never win anything.

whats wrong with clippers

>>151541387
>losing to the grizzly-s
grim

>>151541375
If you want a non-meme answer they're easing him in so he doesn't get hurt right away.

>>151541371
Sophie isn't conventionally pretty, but somehow she's pretty to me. And her long sleeves look makes her look cute. I'm afraid I might fall in love... U///U

>>151541402
Why would Adam Silver force Luka into a worse situation? Luka on the Mavs were a title contender now he’s a 1st/2nd round exit on the lakers

it's crazy watching this tall alien move like this

>>151541355
>1-0
calm down

https://streamable.com/afakb0

based chuck

BAWBs got a DEI first pick kek, Edgecoom is the real demon of this class

Jazz are COOKING the Clippers.

>151541417
go back to /dykesimp/

>>151541414
I see. I didn't watch their game cause i was watching the cavs game just now

Jazz leading by 31

Is Embiitch the fastest player to go from winning MVP to being completely washed?

>>151541348
The sixers sucks, that was terrible efficiency. They just let him chuck. Doesn't mean anything

>>151541402
sometimes it's just not a conspiracy

>>151541425
Check the schedule
Magic can realistically start 20-0

>>151541447
Derrick Rose, Luke Walton

Need an app that tells me when wembys in so i can watch other games

>>151541375
>What the hell happened to him?
overdosed on chickfila

>>151541402
>Lakers get Luka
>Lakers sold for 10 billions
>gave Flagg to the Mavs as compensation
>Lakers suck for a year
>New ownership fully take over next year
>2026 Draft Cam Boozer to the Lakers
Thank you Adam Silver

>Divincenzo will now be starting guard next to ANT. Conley will be coming off the bench

for the best really. hopefully they can find another good PG later on because they have too many retards on that team.

For me, it's still Tyrese Maxey

>>151541466
*Bill Walton

New
>>151541487
>>151541487
>>151541487

WEMBYYY

How many trippie dubbies is westZEUS dropping tonight?

>>151541233
>>151541262
>>151541264
>>151541293
dumbfucks lebron has a full NTC, that was the only reason he wasn't shipped out soon after AD was

>>151541402
It’s pretty obvious that Sliver sent Luka to the Lakers remember that the new Lakers are the Dodgers owners.

>>151541420
Why would you outsource all your customer service jobs to Indians? Why would you put all your faith in AI to save everything?
None of these big business decisions make any fucking sense. They saw that Lebron was old and that championship window was over, so they moved a big international star to the team with the biggest international market.

>>151541452
All we know is that they were originally going to trade Luka for MORE in exchange, but got dwindled down to "AD and a bag of chips." What does that tell you? Someone put their long, pale, spindly Jewish fingers on Nico's shoulder and said "take the deal."

Flagg outrebounded Wemby's punk ass

>>151541518
You're a faggot just like your king LeFaggot.

>>151541577
>you're a fag for stating literal facts
retard I want him gone, however I still have to accept the OBVIOUS and only reason why he's still here
that and his big ass contract

I know the season just started but all these games feel brickier than usual