Thread 151547572

the past: >>151541742

>>151547572 (OP)
what's wrong with dc

>>151547572 (OP)
UmDADDY looking dripped out fr fr

>>151547572 (OP)
DC is a bad example to dagestan fighters when he talks in his broken english. he should encourage them to talk correctly

>>151547594
he's going to turn umar into his baccha bazzi boy

>>151547594
Sanko buckbroke him

>>151547615
imagine these 2 fighting and all umar can do is climb his leg like a monkey

>>151547572 (OP)
A rolex!!!!

DC has some diddy and justin bieber stuff going on with lil monkeymov

Can't wait to inhale a munchie box from the bossman for the main event on Saturday

>>151547690
you're welcome.

>>151547690
>how much explosive diarrhoea would you like sir

>>yes

>>151547690
>t.

>>151547723
>having a glass stomach

MY friends don't acknowledge Tom Asspinall
What are the arguments I could use to prove that he's actually one of the most talented HW-s ever been, and has potential to become the best ever? Like they don;t buy into whole volkov, blayeds, etc CV. They think if prime DC or Stipe were fighting he'd have no chance of becoming a champ. Sad. He's the white christian guy tho

>>151547690
no brazza you bamhole will explode

TOTAL GANE VICTORY

>>151547760
Your friends? Heterosexuals scholars
You? Homosexual retard
Kill yourself

>>151547760
Even if Tom never loses it’s going to be hard to evaluate his legacy because his competition is objectively poor.
I’d love to see Tom fight prime Stipe but we have nowhere near enough data to say that he’d win

>>151547790
Here comes the bride, here comes the bride

Just saw a video of Aspinall discussing his neck tat and everyone is calling it fruity. He's lost the fans!

Aspinall vs Gane, England vs France. Centuries of history and rivalry comes clashing once again.

>>151547690
Damn now I want a mixed grill

>>151547905
damn thats crazy

>>151547690
Food you have to smoke weed with fer sure b but I cast no stones

>>151547594
What being heemed by Bones does to an mf.

Nigger

Look at this adult toddler playing dress up like this just because he's in a Muslim country. I'd love to know what his actual IQ score is cuz you just know there really is almost nothing going on upstairs man.

>>151547874
>Tom gets brain damage so Cyril can live a pampered life
tracks

>>151547963
Your father raped you and you moan his name while getting pegged by pitbulls.

Threads taking an bad turn now

>>151547790
Gane should be wearing a wedding dress, Dana should be dressed like a vicar and they should kiss at the end.

I really don't like Aspinall because he's everything I'm not.

I feel like for all intents and purposes if you could quantify the brain activity going on inside Gane's head throughout the day it would be about equivalent to me when I was in Kindergarten. Pretty sure by 1st/2nd grade when I started reading and stuff I was thinking about stuff beyond whatever Gane's got cooking up there.

But I am a narcissist, so I would probably believe that anyway.

>>151547999
British? Male?

>>151548005
You solicit sex from teenage boys on Grindr.

>>151548014
monitor on

I shit on /heem/

>>151548008
White. Employed. In good shape. Has sex. And so forth,

>>151547905
Black vs White, South vs North, honestly this fight has so many layers behind it, might be one of the biggest sports events in human history. Maybe ever

>>151548008
fucking dun him

>>151548019
Those are easy b

Ganigger
Tomwhiteman

Get volk on the phone, now!

>>151548029
You don't know his story!

>>151548041
Your story is that your father raped you which made you drank yourself into pancreatitis, autogynephilia, zoophilia, pedophilia, and suicidal depression.

>>151548034
that looks awful, whoever made that should be slapped

cooking with Volk? More like Cooking with a dolt

>>151548060
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this is a tattoo a heterosexual alpha male would have and definitely not a cat with sugar in they tank

i just loked at tapology and saw the card begins at 10AM. be careful guys, try to get all ur chores over with on friday so u can have the daytime of saturday for ufc

Tom dry snitching on himself by admitting he couldn't beat the guy Jon Jones knocked out. The guy who got knocked out by Stipe (who Jones ALSO finished).

Time for Aspinal glazers to accept he was just THIRSTY to try and fluke some fake legacy off a long past his prime goat and Jones was right to ignore him.

CONFIRMED: John Fury is Tom Aspinall’s real father

>>151548083
>my wife when I prowl into her morning shower

Chimaev vs Imavov
Hernandez vs Strickland
DDP vs Allen
Adesanya vs MVP (i know, but let cazzies get excited about this)
Whittaker vs Caio
RDR vs Costa

Hope to see at least 2-3 of these next year desu

Schaub would take Tom and Gane down easily. He would stand and stay in the pokcet and konck them out. Hard to get excited regarding this curent landscape of top heavyweights with that in mind. Food for thought.

THEY FEAR US

>>151548122
Khamzat dog walks all these bums

Let's GO dude this weekend is gonna be so fucking good man!!

FEAR OF A GANE PLANET

>>151548157
didnt they do this like 3 times already

Why is reddit so obsessed with hating on fighters aiming for multiple belts? Pantoja and Merab are literally terrified of moving up and brought their divisions to a halt. Fucking bum ass pussies absolutely scared or new challenges content with beating up the same 2-3 guys over and over again

>>151548149
This guy?

>>151548170
>>151548157
You dress up in your mothers clothes while getting dicked down by Dobermans.

>>151548149
Should we not have any fights at MW until Chimaev dies of old age then?

Me when Im an ugly inbred muzzie getting my head boxed off by THE 39 year old contender Gilbert Burns:

>>151548170
Zatdaddy tanked that shit.

You tanked and tugged on ya dead daddy’s dick!

Lots of hidden posts replying to me, am I missing some quality on topic discussions or are the filters working correctly?

>>151548170
Proved he has a chin desu, that was an absolute nuke, most people especially as drained as Chimaev was at WW would've gone out cold

>>151548190
This guy will never 50-42 the great pink hope Pigus poo feces!

>>151548209
Former lightweight Gilbert Burns? That guy is a notorious knockout artist on the feet for sure.

>>151548206
U good

up next

>>151548231
No I’m afraid xhe stuffers from EXTREME AGP, pancreatitis, pedophilia, zoophilia, drug addiction and steatorrhea incontinence

Who's next for Ateba GOATier?

>>151548190
The skill discrepancy between welterweight and middleweight is absurd. Current Usmeng could put on some weight and he’d obliterate AIDSmaev and the top 5 without much effort, probably.

Does anyone have any explanation why Brady Morales was booked? Seems random and retarded

Sadly the Galactic Throat will never suck again I fear

Chito Vera's daughter pussy got that retard grip

Who replaces JDM if he pulls out of a fight against Islam? Would it be for an interim title then? Heard some rumours desu

fax

>Sadly,
>I'm afraid
>I fear

>>151548293
You’re a sick fuck

>>151548339
Is this a joke? JDM isn't Muslim he doesn't pull out of fights or sheep mate, unless they have some absolute can on standby Islam will turn it down and reschedule for after Ramadan 2026.

>>151548190
You after your father raped you.

>>151548351
IT'S A SCREENCAP FROM AN OLD VIDEO
DO NOT TAKE THE BAIT!!!!

Do you agree with late senator John McCain when he said the UFC was human cock fighting and made them introduce new rules?

>>151548014
How do you know what happens on there?

If this is human cock fighting. Tom's galactic throat is ready for war

>>151548382
Your father didn't pull out of you I'm afraid.

>>151548382
Fraid JaiDsm is not a draw, Ali confirmed he will be stripped if he pulls out.
Islam vs Garry for the vacant

Alexandegg Yolkanovski. Think on that

>>151548418
lol, ufc is jsut a boys club. shit like this is why ufc will never be as successful as the nba or nfl

>>151548382
You must have overdosed on crack, I'm not your "mate"

>>151548468
I've sold crack before. Quite a thrill

>>151548468
Overdosed on your mom's crack maybe, son

>>151548418
>Ali confirmed

>>151548468
Bodied that disgusting AGPiglet freak!

I overdosed on pussy

>>151548484
You admitted to sucking sedrique Dumas’ BBC while in meth-induced psychosis

>>151548484
>son

But enough about your fathers sexual partner.

based dept calling

Oh dear more filtered posts replying to me again. Can anybody tell me if they're about combat sports or not?

>>151548530
Your DTD (dirty Tyla diapers) filter feces onto the floor I’m afraid

I hope my filters arent accidentally catching good quality posts man, that would kinda suck. Oh well, lmao!!

giacomo della maddalena said his favorite show is the handmaid's tale he probably has a seething libtard hatred of canor

Guys clean up the discourse around here please we are on the percipice of an megafight

>>151548490
Why do people from countries with no good MMA fighters not feel embarrassed to post in these threads? Fucking Yair is the best Mexican MMA figher of all time and you have the audacity to chat shit, disgraceful

medkit medkit medkit

whats wrong k?

when I came down...euugh shit

>>151548530
They're blackpilling about ur mum's sexual history, quite a long read desu

>>151548525
Good people? Wha!? You beat people up for kissing, you Muslim rodent

>>151548554
hey they have diego lopes (brazilian)

>>151548552
Mystic Mac

>>151548542
Dude I think he filtered you

>>151548553
Nah FUCK that!!

>>151548571
Don’t misgender xer

>>151548571
Spammy will say something like "I know he is actually opening all my messages and reading them!" Then start posting his dumb shit as text images and evading word filters lmao. (Honestly? Respect.)

>>151548606
And honestly? We respect that kind of hustle around here.

tom "mircropenis" aspinall

super mario batisto vs umar gadagomedov. can you say fireworks

It seems people have forgotten. Man

>>151548606
We all know how much you crave attention from ya Spamdaddy, sadly

>>151548615
Mirko Cro Cop Penis

breaking: joaquin buckley has escaped slavery by way of the underground railroad

Mario autista is getting heemed

>>151548629
mirko "schaub victim" cro cop

>>151548109
Tom fury

>>151548554
No brazza champs at heavyweight. Meanwhile we have Cain.

>>151548653
Examining his small archaic hominid cranium and reaching a shocking conclusion

>>151548619
I've got...lets see... ah yes, Umar Nuthuggermedov? I predict a defensive approach early, backing up/counter striking and making reads then winning rounds 2 and 3 timing takedowns and grappling exchanges every time Bautista tries to make the fight entertaining. That's 29-28 on 2 score cards with 1 judge (bought by muslims) turning in his pre written 30-27. Umar calls out Merab, perhaps with some more excuses about his camp or broken hand. This perfectly sets him up to sit out about another year waiting for Merab to get around to giving him another undeserved title shot.

Gane's Destiny.

>>151548628
More than attention I (we) fear.

>>151548671
Sorry José, he's American

>>151548718
>Bautista
>make the fight entertaining

>>151548718
>u-umnar is le nuthugger
Hopefullly you are only pretending to be retarded

i’m still unclear on what race gane is exactly

I predict a victory for Ciryl Gane that will be so miraculously flawless and swift that you will almost be able to see the spirit of destiny guiding his every movement with the naked eye.

>>151548736
Ugh, I know right only a 65% fight finishing rate? Blah, that's boring!

^me when I'm a fucking dumbass

>>151547572 (OP)
p4p #1

>>151548781
Black if he loses, white is he wins

>>151548804
Let's go for that.

>>151548784
Aaron Pico

>>151548781
The Race of Conquerors. He is cut from Napoleon's cloth

>>151548784
>Me when I only read tapology instead of watching the fights

>>151548784
You after ya dead daddy finished in ya steatorrheaussy.

>>151548814
Man that guy was a legend over at PFL, one of their best fighters. How has his UFC career being playing out?

>>151548814
Aaron "Boku no" Pico...
Haven't heard that name in ages...

>>151548828
You literally suck off poodle penis for meth.

>>151548826
Just uploaded this image to an AI facial attractiveness mapping program, whoever this guy is they're objectively extremely handsome.

BRING ME YOUR PROPHET! I AM IN NEED OF SERVICE!

>>151548828
I must admit, I fell for Aaron Pico meme when Joe Rogan was hyping him up. Still can't forgive Movsar for pulling out, it was an easy fight for him

>>151548855
I kneel

>Skin Quality 8.5/10

Oh dear oh dear sneed-bros, it seems spammy was right yet again!

>skin quality 8.5
>literally looks like xhe is made of leather and melting wax

>>151548855
You identify as raped piggy I'm afraid.

>>151548877
Let's see your complexion mate, go on

>>151548782
Honestly wouldn't be surprised, there's something in the air I can feel it

Does Mario batista stand a chance?

>>151548873
>>151548877
For sure these posts are two different people by the way.

It's skin quality for taking Sexy Dog Daddy loads...

>>151548855
Wait a sec….how did xer reply to that post if…unless xhe has “filtered” xer Spamdaddy just to open everything anyway…

Skin quality 8.5. That's interesting in a number of ways

>>151548898
Not at all, or Umar would have pulled out by now

Being andy asspinal and finding out that your son isnt your own and your wifes a hoe from the nelk boys very topuresque experience

Oink oink!.

Oink oink!

I'm a naughty piggy...

Someone please call me a naughty piggy...

>>151548910
How could we forget to include "steatorrheaussy" into our list of filters, we all know how often that comes up when discussing fighting.

Y'all are sleeping on Mario Bastanto that nigga got 44% takedown indecency or whatever. That nigga got statistics

>>151548941
>we
>our
you and the Armpiggy?

Forgot to filter steatorrheaussy? Rookie mistake around here pal, better luck next time.

I love my Spamdaddies...

I need them to pull my pork like my real daddy did...

Umar Nurmagomedov vs Mario Bautista. This fight will be nothing less than the pinnacle of modern mixed martial arts display. Whoever wins this one, surely gets a title shit next.

Alright lads I reckon I'll focus on my work for a couple hours until spammy finishes his meltdown or whatever. Cheers,

>>151548952
Me and the maggots crawling out of my rotting boiminge...

NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HOLD ALDO AGAINST THE CAGE LIKE THAT LET HIM GOOOO HE DESERVES A PITY BELT LET HIM GO LET HIM GOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

I'm going to be uploading a reaction video of my live reaction to Umar Nurmagomedov vs Mario Bautista. Expect a lot of emotion, cheering, tears of joy and sorrow.

>>151548554
did you not see the noche's?
we celebrated mexican combat sports

>>151548971
Guarantee this guy looks better than you tho lol

>>151548982
Severe steatorrhea squirts and extreme AGP while sucking off an old Puerto Rican man is sweaty work for pudgy little Walmart Armpiggy!

this general is severely mentally ill

>>151548971
This dude’s legit handsome if he trimmed his beard and lost a few pounds. Is pakibong jealous?

>>151548931
i found out from a youtube short that those light blotches that skintans make really noticeable are because of a fungus

Sneedaddy got him squalin' again

>>151549027
Xhe won’t let you suck xer boiclitty unless you’re a pitbull or Puerto Ricdaddy I’m afraid

>>151549027
>>151549002
Are you calling me a pretty piggy?

Please call me a pretty piggy...

>>151549027
>is the dude who refers to black men and muslims as 'daddy' and constantly talks about agp and bussy jealous?
yes, and severely mentally ill

A love letter to Mexico
Dear Mexico,
I love you

>>151549034
Steatorrheaussy sadly.

Deep Waters

>>151549050
Legit an above average looking guy if he trims his beard. Jealousy is ugly!

Gane Ocean

>>151549074
Tyla uses raped/piggy pronouns

Dragged to Deep Waters

>>151549074
I live in Pensacola, Florida.

Bring dogs.

>>151549085
Tyla’s A10 steely gaze and Aryan master race blonde hair mog your poojeet brown hair, skin and eyes to hell I’m afraid thoughbeit

Deep Water Lakes

I back


Only real heemers know where this is from

AAA I'M TRAPPED IN THE GANE MAELSTROM

>>151549097
I'm into males (canine and human), not raped motherless MAPiglets like yourself.

people forget just how fucking good ciryl good kid gane is

>>151549097
Xer boiclitty is rotty and maggoty but xhe may let you suck if you bring a malamute

Gane's Lagoon

Holly shit you dumb retards what the fuck are these dumb posts
Talk about mma
NOW

>>151549060
Thanks, Man.

>>151549112
Tyla is your daddy I’m afraid! Pull that pork thong out your muslimussy playa!

Couple dwinky dwinkies turned miss K-1 fully gay I fear

Aldo should have killed himself after losing to McGregor, it was an inexcusable performance

>>151549060
I agree, Mexico is cool, but this one Mexican made me mad today desu. Obviously there are bad people everywhere and one person acting like a scumbag is not going to change my opinion on an entire nation.

>>151549132
Schizos go full schizo before any big card. It’s a tradition at heem.org

dana spoiled us again

Gane Water Reservoir

>>151549106
Silva should've never opened his mouth with a voice like that

>>151549146
Bad year for piggies.

Bad bad year for piggies...

>>151549002
Wait a minute, I thought that was him. So which anon is that in the picture?

Gane Falls

Gane Rises

>>151549173
Sneed presumably.

Just arrived. K-1 is better than goyimFC.

Mount Aspinall

>>151549172
Pull that skid mark third world thong out your porkussy musissy!

Aspinall Peak

2 days until Gane fights.

>4:25
deep water bros, our response?
https://youtu.be/_9tKEoH5x50?si=ZbD8PUffIPRXNkQs

>>151549191
No, you’ve been here deepthroating Dirty Diaper Tyla’s maggot meatus for a minute

Guram Kutateladze has returned to his winning ways with a 3 minute TKO win over fellow UFC alumni Victor Hugo

Aspinall Heights

The preliminary card is legit better than the main card

Aspinall Plateau

Aspinall's Upper Reaches

Twin Peaks: Gane Walk with Me

Aspinall Deep Gorge

>>151549231
I converted it to a clitty!

Will /heem/ have a melty on Saturday when Tom gets weemed by Gane?

ciryl gane is so fun and cool looking, he is a role model

>>151549282
we call them grilled cheeses here

The Gane Canyon

>>151549232
Guram getting mogged with Chimaev and Topuria in his corner in his last UFC fight was comical, what a bum. Should've killed himself after that performance desu

Watch out for a kid named lobotomite Klein. He's going places

>>151549191
>>151549215
Yo can you hook a nigga up and let us know how mushy ya momma's maggot minge is?

I know a Pakidaddy that'll treat dat shit right!!!

Tom Fish in Gane Pond

>>151549265
ITS HIM
ITS YOUR FATHER (Fury)

I just can't believe Danya is dead

>>151549290
They don't call him bon gamin for norhing.
P4p best nickname in UFC history imo

Are you excited for this PPV?

>>151549323
Death comes to us all, some faster than others. But it will come.

Ciryl "The Vanilla Gorilla" Gane

>>151549314
Heheheh

>>151549323
>google this
>apparently some dirty kike chess player died
>instant dopamine rush
Enjoy the gold kind stranger

Gane won.

>>151549323
Wtf who will run the ufc now lol

IT'S UP!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcEB58EdPFI

>>151549312
Unfortunately AryanFührerTyla raped your maggot minge mind ya mentally ill muzziepoof

>>151549399
Tell me how mushy your mommy's maggot minge is.

Now.

>>151549391
We don't watch guru here

>>151549410
The only thing I like about him is that he hates jews

Hello heem, it’s me again. Faggots.
Please respond.
Notice me.

>>151549410
we watch mma joey here
almost done with locktober sisters!

>>151549407
If you want to feel mushy just slide a finger down your greasy maggot muzussy playa!

>>151549399
I was gonna argue until the I realised the last Aryan Fuhrer was trans and oinked xerself like a sad Agpiggy

GRIM

IT'S UP!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buhrgWBL5d4

>>151549465
Two sexy daddies!

>>151549450
I said tell me how mushy and mealy your mommy's maggot minge is.

Now.

Bedtime's jokes got so repetitive and tiring that I unsubbed, I was able to predict what joke he going to go for when listening to him. Low IQs will keep watching though.

Lucas Tracy shouldn't have come out of retirement, he left at the right time and could've gone down as the KHabib of MMA youtube, but he destroyed his legacy. Sick of this midget laughing at his own jokes and randomly shouting YEEEAAH in the middle of spouting his retarded bullshit.

edit: a typo

>>151549265
Zased.
https://youtu.be/HnFgsQUqugI?si=j6jUTNoTwiYzRDQJ

ITS UPP !!!
https://youtu.be/Za6HeiTJIWI?si=rfkhIrD3PMV3KaRI

What is next for Chris Barnett?

Last time I remember is that he injured his knee doing a flip on the octagon and then lost because of that.

>>151549290
actual hes a nigger that is all french and gay hes the absolute worst!
i hate him so much!

Based female grappling aficionado

Anyone got a link to Ari’s podcast?

He’s a sexy daddy and I need to strum my Pigclitty to him!

>>151549464
>>151549501
Funny cause you’re a mentally ill freak who spends all his time here LOL

>>151548554
Pakistani champion? oh yeah that's right never ever

Alright can we actually tone down the weird fucking raceplay porn posting all day? The entire general is being run by freaks at this point

>>151549579
I don't see a single Pakistan flag in this thread

>>151549593
yet theyre everywhere itt

>>151549578
We don’t sign our pigosts here sadly

>>151549586
I'm doing my best to salvage this thread but people aren't engaging and just spam retarded shit. I might have to go back to my discord bros

shut the fuck up

>>151549578
Answer your Spamdaddies and tell them how mushy and mealy my maggot minge is.

Do it now!!!

>"mario bautista"
>talks like a white american
yeah im boying this mexican

>>151549601
Turn your chomonitor on and tell your mother’s boyfriends to move

>>151549607
it's a losing effort b. I'll probably just come back for the game threads

Anyone else suffer from intense loneliness and need to keep /heem/ and other generals open all day to keep yourself crying?

>>151549607
You have to do what you gotta do brudda, say hello to dwight.D. Eisenhower for me, ok?

>>151549631
No.

>>151549607
They wont let you take my kids

shut up sneed

>>151549656
hawk tuah

Ciryl. Fucking. Gane.

>>151549464
bottom left

Ciryl Pain

why are people pretending dern is hot
i thought mma fans didn't like women that look like men

>>151549479
>lucastracymma
we watch that crap here

>>151549717
people remember when she had fat tits and arse and pretend like she doesn't look like beef jerky now

Bongtrallian bussy will be creampied by an afghan bvll represensting a certain flag from the based! category
I fear

>>151549385
have a (you)

>>151549717
People liek what they are told to like
She does have slut vibes, too, which a lot of "men" like.

>>151549717
if you don't find women hot how can you call yourself straight?

>>151549721
YEAH! OH YEAH!

Dern probably sucks a mean dick

>>151549717
don't know why you'd think that
are you new?

>>151549717
She looks old and masculine, I don’t like her

De plessis is french
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardinal_Richelieu

Dern would probably abuse you, gaslight you and then act like she's the victim

Missed the presser

i got gane by vintage boring but unambiguous 50-45 UD (apex style). lock that shit in

>>151549825
>handful of like 10 paid dudes in towels attempt to get a chant going and quickly shut up
astroturfed bullshit land it's the same with absolutely everything they bring over there

>>151547961
>Born white
>Shunned by fellow Somalis because you're not like them
This could possibly be the best case scenario for someone unlucky enough to be born a Somali.

aspinall by wha'eva 'e wants mate

>>151549841
The US? Yeah that fucking sucks.

aspinall by getting elbowed to the face by gane

does ANYONE here think aspinall has a chance?

women in MMA is DEI

>>151549936
mma fans are unironically feminists

Maybe we’re all mentally ill freaks precluded in this sanatorium called “Society”.

/heem/ /knuck/ and /slap/ all on saturday morning is comfy as hell

>>151549970
i'm going to slap knuck and ultimately heem you

>>151549956
trvke

>>151549187
I thought that is sneed, the weirdo who uses trip codes and tries to be as vulgar as he can be. Gosh I'm so confused

i told the nurse at my check up im a UFC fan and hyped for this weekend and she looked away from me

>>151548960
a title what? ahahaha might wanna delete this one and try again my swedish friend

>>151549997
his facial hair looks like pepe in a tux

>>151547963
Now I want Gane to lose

DC: "Tom, you are going to dominate this division because everyone sucks balls man like Jailton Almeida? Come on that nigga can't fight for shit"

>>151550004
Sneed is some American who revved Pakibong a while ago and Pakibong has been obsessed ever since. He’s the one who uses weird names in his posts and proxies/Vpns

>>151550070
Real peace comes from realizing that sneed and pakibong are one and the same, just one individual replying to himself constantly.

>>151550140
the effect is the same even if this isn’t really true, making it experientially true

>>151549567
Rakic is such a monkey, can't wait for him to get heemed again.

>>151550070
Exactly, so him? >>151548971

>>151550036
He's got that fat gay guy look.
Like, a modern machine face anaylsisere can detect gayness in men, and it wuold only take 0.000001 seconds to deduce that he is gay.

>>151549995
Get in line, pal

>>151550163
That's racist

I wonder what happened to Finland today. That guy's such a Wankenstein

How was the press conference

>>151550163
Absolutely not happenign.
Ajd N tfiound it funny that rakic has the same monkeyface in church in the heembeddeds as he does at the prssers.

One word: michaelbisping.

>>151550265
That's one word.

this is art

>>151550288
heavyweights are so fucking funny man

>>151550271
That's THE word.

It starts with one thing
Michaelbisping

>>151550265
Bisspiss heem police

>>151550355
Cyril isn't lose

I'm Arabic

Aiemann Zahabi facefucks racism...lfg!!

>>151550373
Sexy Arabdaddy. I need your brown boy bazooka in my bacon bussy!

>>151550355
broken foot gane still effortlessly beats 8 foot tall kickboxer who had 5 rounds of gane experience going in. let's just accept that tom has no chance in le striking.

New fighter just dropped

>>151550373
same

you guys think tom will tuck his chin in or get slept overcommitting to a shot?

Japan is starting to make noises about kicking out annoying tourists and foreigners.

What does this mean for my aspirations to move there and join a Japanese WMMA gym as the only male member?

>>151550438
gane doesnt have the capacity to KO someone with one punch

>>151550438
He should basically be planning for taking Gane down

>>151550453
Andy asspinal is planning a divorce

>>151550438
there are two outcomes
either gane is going to kick tom's knee in and win by TKO
or tom is going to ragdoll gane to the ground and win via sub

>>151550444
true, but getting wobbled by gane is possible
>>151550453
yeah, that should be their gameplan. Gane's gameplan should be stuffing takedowns and baiting a shot from tom to counter. but who knows, gane's team didn't really prep for Jon's grappling

>>151550483
a gane sub would be kinda wild

I miss the Usmeng era……

i honestly want bautista to heem umar but fuck does that little freak suck

>>151550512
can only see this happening if it goes to round 4-5 and tom is gassed
would be like the ddp vs izzy nonsense fight

Gane=lying ass freemason and redit
Aspinal=crusader and 4chan

>>151550487
>getting wobbled by gane is possible
only with extended combinations on exhausted opponents. gane has never disrupted the equilibrium or disoriented his opponents let alone render them unconscious with a legal shot

>>151550533
For me, it’s the Woodley Era.

>>151550553
Tom Reddit nearly got chinned by Gaydes, lol GODne weems

Gane looks like a walking toe once you picture it you can't unee it

>>151550568
'nearly' doing heavy lifting here. i dont recall aspinall being in a vulnerable position once in the rematch

>>151550543
Tom having 5 round endurance is what I'm most interested in. If the fight gets to the championship rounds and Tom is still fresh then we might have a dominate champ for a while.
>>151550553
I agree, gane mostly relies on volume but the fight game is unpredictable

Sheikh Ciryl Gane of Guadelope

People said Peon could never heem Usman look what happened

GODNE will heem.

Am I really the only person here that listens to Opie and Anthony? It has to be the most underrated piece of entertainment in history

Something tell me the same person who thought power slap was a good idea is behind a water called drip

>>151550594
His tendency to throw legkicks with his hands low is what concerns me more. Also, I don’t think he’s ever dealt with an opponent who moves laterally like Gane. Most hws know only to advance and go backwards in a straight line.

>>151550553
>legal shot

The cope has begun.

Tomala Harrispanal bout to be shook and realise hes in for a long night after GODne stuffs the takedown and effortlessly weaves away from his punches kekk

>>151550648
tom has some defensive holes im surprised no ones capitalized on them.

>>151550553
you're confusing the inability to heem with the decision not to fully commit. gane can and will heem if he's 100% sure you can't hit him back. he just never over commits, unlike tom who will gamble on his speed. though this isn't a fight where tom can out speed his opponent.

how funny would it be if gane went out there and masvidal-askren'd aspinall

>>151550676
>Ganecels think Cuckne ran le calculations and decided to pretend to be pillowfisted his whole career just to lure Tom into striking with him so he can unleash his actual Ngannou power against him and win the belt

>>151550676
>isn't a fight where tom can out speed his opponent
gane was beat to the punch by volkov

gane has crazy power, it's just uncivilized to throw at 100% like a gorilla

>>151550691
im rewatching the fight right now, that's not true.

>>151550689
Nope he's just a coward, if he's pushed to you don't think he's capable of throwing some over hands from hell? You're going to feel quite silly

>>151550691
gane literally broke his foot and volkov still had trouble

.

>>151550727
Holy HEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>151550689
heh.... guess it's time to stop holding back

>>151550676
This goes both ways. Gane is also a speed merchant while Tom hits hard and has a grappling advantage

>>151550727
>chin up in the air
fuck man

>>151550669
They did. Tom got hit full force by Pavlovich, he has a granite chin

>>151550726
>me in the pool

>>151550726
She looks like Charle with a wig on.

>>151550727
Poor poor Tomala AGPinall....

>>151550755
>he has a granite chin
he has a good chin, i wouldn't call it granite.

Heemsylum freaks at it again I see.

>>151550727
GODne separates this clitty boi from consciousness kek

Why would someone need a galactic throat?

>>151550755
Pavlo couldn’t wobble the corpse of Reem, B. His power is overrated.

>>151550751
Luckily Gane is pillowfisted

Is it true that Tomala unironically admitted to having a micro clitty?

Why would anyone want "this" as a champ?

>>151550776
talmbout deepthroating Galactus?

>>151550787
yeah but you don't gane to start an avalanche

>>151550784
And Gane’s power?
He has one heem in his career over obese retard poopyvasa, he’s a point fighter

>>151550788
Tomala loves talking about xher microclitty

Patchy Mixbros... it just keeps getting worse...

we do all have to admit though that tom's neck tats look bad

>>151550799
As long as you protect your brain stem he’s extremely ineffective

>>151550810
Excellent level change from GODne there at the end.

>>151550140
Mexibro how are you so profound?

>>151550810
Tomala would've died if he got hit with this btw

>>151550812
You don't like them but he likes them, that's why he have them.

>>151550810
I don’t use the words “he tanked that shit” often; but Gane, he tanked that shit.

>>151550817
what's your prediction, Tom via 1st round heem? or later in the fight rnd 3-4 heem stoppy?

>ngummo
robbery
>jones
scripted
>volkov2
broken foot (won)

just confess that gane is being overlooked here

I could literally kick the crap out of everyone in this thread.

So, why don't I?

Heh.... That's a good question.

2 days until the Gane meme ends for good.

if you squint your eyes and tilt your head side ways gane reads out "TANK"

>>151550844
Tom by round 2 submission

>>151550801
It’s the ones you don’t see coming, B.

>>151550854
the odds should be closer that I do agree with.

*SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

>>151550858
tom via first and only banana split submission in the UFC HW history

you all got it wrong. Gane wore it not because he's in Emirates, but because he's French. France is Muslim country.

>>151550856
2 days until Tomala’s microclitty squirts after the pounding from Daddyne.

>>151550823
>>151550828
>>151550843
I am terrified to point out the fact that volkov does indeed own these bums.

U

>>151550885
Why the fuck would he say this unironically

Several years ago there was a guy in the Swedish general on /int/ who used to post in the thread, all the time about how "jag kan heema alla i tråden"
Basically "i can heem everyone in this thread"
Do you think that Swede still posts here?
He used to post monkey pictures with his heem messages

>>151550854
>(won)
and yet you list it among his losses.... curious.

anyways, im throwing whoever loses into the toilet

>>151550913
self deprication comedy you Brits love that stuff.

I didnt realize I had been a Dern poster since 2016. Big Mack must have been my first favorite fighter, before Ngannou. I really have never been wrong about my favorite fighters. Grasso, Ngannou, and Dern all getting belts with Song still only 27 and in the top 5. its like the MMA gods came down to me and said I will have the most rewarding MMA fandom straight from the start

>>151550913
Mentally ill freak

everyone ignoring the elephant in the room
gane is a NIGGER

>>151550913
He said the same with Pavlovich, he gets off on talm bout his micro hawlg

>>151550913
He sounds like he’s comfortable in his own skin and doesn’t get offended by dick jokes.

>>151550940
we call them FRENCH now

>>151550948
it sounds like he has a small wiener and you're coping

The Zuttening

Why is Jon playing touch butt with Dagestanis?

>Tomala spent fight week talking about Gane’s BBC and getting a galactic throat installed
It’s so over we’re losing our belt.

>>151550973
they got his ass HAHHA

Dirty Diaper Aspiggy sadly.

everyone ignoring the elephant in the room
tomala s a PIGGER

>>151550963
So what you’re saying is… that Gane already won?

>>151550726
why the disgusting bolt on she had nice titties whyyyyyyy

Volumes.

>>151551020
gane's not exactly packing himself

>>151550810
tanked and spanked

>>151551030
Hideous disgusting fucking demented freak.

>>151551030
They are not in a bodybuilder competition.

>>151551052
Theyre not in a hot dawlg eating competition either b

>>151550810
wow Gane was holding a load of cum in his mouth for the whole fight up until that point

>Gane meme heems
>Jon unretires to take the belt from Gane again
>retires again
Tomala mind-broken. this is xer’s future

>>151551066
Nigga got staphylococcus in his forehead.

>>151551066
facial hemorrhoid

>>151551077
Jones is only coming back to fight Pereira and then retire.

Ciryl bros how we feeling

Martial arts. Excellence. Gane.

Why is the tide of public opinion suddenly shifting towards Gane to win all of a sudduh

>>151551114
>couldn't find a single heem
chuckled

bad news mixanators

tom is fishing to be the next ngannou (betraying the ufc)
gane is a company man who just follows orders
in this case the orders are well understood... heem this traitor

Sometime that be how it do

>>151551030
No class vs class right here

>>151551114
Gane deliberately heeming people in the brainstem will never not be funny

>>151551129
this fucking insane asylum is not indicative of the public opinion

>>151551129
Uno farto

Hi Mexico

>>151551030
Homosexual vs. Heterosexual

>>151551129
Gane winning would just be really funny not that much to it

All things are possible through Gane who strengthens me mother fucker

GODne is such a compassionate man. heeming Tomala with hammerfists to the brainstem so that he can be just like his 'tard son.

I don't know,I've just got a feeling that Tom is going to lose haha. You guys went way too far with the greatest of all time stuff and way too quicky

>HW title fight
>neither can actually heem

Aspinall has 6 KO victories in his UFC tenure

Ciryl Bon goymin Goyne

>>151550810
volkov is 6'9
nobody else would touch gane with that

Ciryl will heem the brain stem

Tom Aspinall has been finished 3 times in his career. Gane? Not even once

>>151551237
Brutal tko's....

>>151551202
Hey, man, how’s it going?

Tomala’s bussy is compromised and loosened by Gaydes, Godne will pozz it up.

>>151551253
I popularized that meme and as the TKO aficionado I predict Aspinall by brutal TKO

Troonspinall will die.

>>151551230
Portajon isn’t fighting anymore b

Gane is just too chosen by fate in there

imagine TOPTURO in the hw division

New thread. On.

>>151551243
Just how good is Tom Aspinall?

>>151551162
its funny because the refs just kinda let it happen
nobody says anything even though he's clearly doing it intentionally
i wouldn't be surprised if we see gane heem tom into a concussion after 10 hammer fists directly to the back of his skull while the crowd cheers

>>151551304
Not very, considereing Tomala was scared to stand with Volkov

>>151551323
This is MMA sweetie

Make it /gane/

20-1 to 19-4 in 4 months

>>151551412

>>151551412

>>151551412

>>151549365
he was really good at bullet chess tho, had the reaction time to be unheemable by always seeing what's coming