Thread 151551520

Australia father of india

>Matthew Short
>Almost 6'2
White people are weird

Did 31 pull-ups today
Tbh there was some near lock-out rather than full lock out along the way
That's why I did 31 I guess. It was worth 30

also, pavement and my peng flat

any fresh jeet copes? makes it all the sweeter that the first odi gave them a plausible out before getting dunked on a second time almost exclusively by all the nobodies in the team

India is only #1 in one sport, crampet :^)

kek they all started cramping when short and connolly started kicking off
absolutely shameless lmao

still not sold on short
always looks a ball away from a brain explosion

>>151552094
hes a gun against pace but looks lost at sea against spin. would be a good dark horse pick for the ashes given their spinners are shit

true, and bongs have seemingly gone all-in on raw pace this time, if wood and archer's bodies hold up

Going to BED
Goodnight marnus LabuSHANE kek

>>151552277
Sweet dreams m8

Weathereld
Short
Labuschagne
SmothGOD
Green
David
Carey
StarcGOD
Kuhneman
Hisland
HazelGOD

>his land
>overrun by smelly browns
will this fire him up or feel like home?

>>151552345
koonman for connolly

is it time for the world to recognise big bash as the premier t20 comp?

>t20
>premier
mfw

SMACKY COULD BEAT ANY TEAM IN THE WORLD

kinda nice having the blowies in

this but blowoes on my BWC from brahminjeetas

>>151552499
Hey man where can I cop that jumper?

>>151553207
port arthur

is the rat still in the t20 squad or does he fuck off after tomorrow?

RARE zachy's dad getting a mention in the last thread
noticed

>bnonce not knowing what it's like to have a dad that didn't diddle him
Fat neek

noncejeet still struggling to suppress his nonce fantasies. still must be mourning his hero watkins

>>151553389
think him and soshit are only odi players these days

think there is some credence to the theory zachy samefags his own arch rival
said he was going to bed 2 hours ago because nobody was giving attention and then is back fighting a phantom

500+ posts for an odi is pretty good

imagine how many a test would get

Without cricket convicts have no identity. In other sports they are also rans or comic relief

>>151554381
so true

>151554350
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes

mens or womens ashes? either way i assume the answer is australia

>womens ashes
no such rhing exists

very interesting article from mitchell johnson in today's west australian. he suggests that mitchell marsh should in fact not be selected as opener for the ashes

Sofa King Re Toad Edd

Nepal already mogs India so much it's unreal
Pokhara is a beaut of a place, relaxed, civilised, clean (words I simply cannot associate with Bharat)
Imagine it'll only get better as I get into the mountains (when unfortunately I might have to stop blogposting because I cannot countenance the idea of paying extra for WiFi)

They have a better cricket team too, judging by India's embarrassment at the hands of the weakest Australia side in decades

Maturity is realising Babar>>>>>>>Chokli *laugh emoji*laugh emoji*laugh emoji* cry emoji*skull emoji*

maturity is realising that t20 "cricket" can't hurt you, you can simply ignore it.
other than /crug/, I haven't seen a single ball of t20 in about half a decade

test > odi > t20 > 100

>>151559540
Trvke

don't see the point of the hundred
a t20 is 120 balls an innings so it's basically the same in tempo
don't know if there are wildly different rules because never looked into it

Hope nobody gets called a dog this time

>>151558272
Glad you like the place m8. The surrounding places have less Brahmins so the people will be better.

>>151559960
brave and unique take

is it convict hours yet I forgot to clock in sorry

>>151560639
All good m8

convict hours only start when that one guy says they start.

gib kiwi foid

any sport of any kind on tonight?

>>151560705
just checked.
answer is no.

Is this the volcel general?

Never heard of him

food at the cricket last night

>>151560779
just checked.
answer is no.

>>151560705
league of legends worlds

>>151560945
only worth watching if faker's playing

>>151560893
Would kill for that rn

>>151560893
any pork in that m8?

>>151560957
He is at 10pm if youre still up

>>151561026
oh ok, cool. thanks

>>151561025
mirin the df section

>>151561032
lillee aluminium bat in there?

Lads how do i stop gooning?
I thought as you got older (currently 30) your libido starts slipping but ill just be chilling watching cricket or playing vidya and just crack a stiffie out of nowhere, then i am off on a 3 to 4 hour goon sesh
Serious replies only please and thank you.

>>151561025
had a few of those

>>151561066
funny you say that because I just deleted my simpcity and smg accounts today
I just cant go on social media really. the algorithms are the cause of my addiction.
wonder if you could sue for that in the US

>>151561018
>>151561025
>>151561032
gonna assume this is all legitimately yours and not some reddit post
very cool collection, sorry for doubting you

too many bats for me, don't think you'd ever need that many even in a full 5 day test match

very glenn mcgrath like performance from hazlewood last night

>>151561103
kek

Shame that he doesn't pass the eye test
Will be forgotten about once he retired, hell even with him still playing i cant recall any amazing innings bowled by him
McGrath though i could easily point to a few

>>151561113
hazelwood shot an elephant last night iykwim haha?

/ayy/ is up for anyone interested, we've got newcastle vs melbourne victory tonight
>>151561087

If I had a bat for every home test the blacks caps are playing this summer, id have 3 bats

>>151561128
FOWF

>>151561128
I shallst join, nothing to watch

>>151561139
>i need to CONSOOOOOOOOM

>>151560443
Redpill me on the problems with Brahmins please m8?

Pat Cummins on his most controversial cricket opinion:
>Batting orders are overrated. Batsmen are like "I'm a no4", nah - you can bat wherever.

>>151561128
t. dimitrios wogopoulos

>>151561170
unironically agree with this
have always thought that teams should send out their next batsman based on whos not out at the other end. dont put two baztards in together if we need some stability, dont put two grafters out if we need runs etc etc

>>151561128
Crisp

>>151561170
he'll say that and then want to open the bowling instead of being first change

>>151561170
The only batting order that matters is no1, 2, and 3
Outside of that i agree that it doesnt matter at all

>>151561170
this is why hes captain incredible

>>151561225
How many times as captain hass he opened the bowling?
He is actually pretty good as fair i remeber with him not being selfish when to put himself on

>>151561204
this would increase stress levels massively. batsmen are fucking pussies when theyre next up to bat (myself included)

>>151561128
embarrassing

>>151561239
lower order batsman need resolve if they come in and have to save the innings, plus have to negotiate batting with tail enders
completely different skillset to a top order batsman that can play with wild abandon knowing there are still capable batsmen behind them

honestly, I don't want to be burried in a pet sematary I don't want to live my life again

any criggy on tonight I miss the criggy whens bbl I need sport to watch (no thanks on the diveball)

>>151561309
based me

>>151561289
really not that hard to bat with tailenders

pretty based from fox cricket desu

KING Kohli lives rent free in the heart of convicts the same way bnob's dad lived inside bnob's anus

beers?

>>151561018
>>151561025
For me it's the BAS Vampire (they made Sachin's railway sleepers) and the Kookaburra Bubble one that Thorpey used

>>151561239
nah matters a fair bit
4 and 5 less so but 6 might need to be a pinch hitter or able to bat with the tail which isn't a skill all batsmen have

4 and 5 as in the difference between them isn't great, but they have different roles to the other batsmen

autistic blocksmen
best battersmen
backupsmen
allrounders
bowlers

simple as x

like imagine idk inzamam ul haq batting at 6. I actually don't need to imagine because he did it anyway fair bit and averaged like 20 less there than other positions

>>151561497
basically, but the backupsmen necessarily have to bat differently than they would coming in at 3 which I think is the point. and also that if youre the best batsman then that's something you are independent of how well you support your teammates which is why you're put in at 3 so you can just score and not worry about the other guy

>>151561520
..yh
but it proves wrong what hazelwood said fella x

fire up that vpn sebbo

cummins bla x

>>151561497
based boomer
in the baz era its
>memehitters
>whallopers
>le dart it in all rounders

>>151561535
>no zampa

>>151561525
think we all agree lad just not that order ceases to matter past 3 which was posited above

reckon you probably want your opening batsperson(s) to be a better batsperson than your number 11 batsperson

>>151561539
le dart it in man

>>151561554
masterminded a contrary tactic in u10s because everyone had to get a bowl they'd put the shit bowlers at the back

wouldn't have an issue with us sending starc in to open with usman, and then just pushing everyone back a spot

>>151561517
Chuckled ngl. Convicts only sledge when in fear much like bnob lives in fear of being diddled by his dad

motherfuckers at steamworks always telling me, zampa ain't suck this zampa ain't suck that, my boy a H.O.M.O. on crusing joe nem , he he say zampa ain't sucking no dick. SHUT THE FUCK UP. y'all flamers ain't know shit. all yall closet cases talmbout "zampa ain't no homo, zampa ain't gay, zampa straight". shut the fuck up you don't cruise with that faggot! you know that boy got caught fucking dasha, fucking a twink and shit. faggot been on grindr since fucking i dont know when. cocksucker stop edging him like that! them faggots is savages out there. if I catch another cishet male talking shit about zampa I'm fucking jacking him off. I'm not fucking playing no more! you know he suck with stoinis nem

brevity

based zoomer

3lol don't come to /cric/ to read your memoirs mate

>>151561018
nice.
*casually flicks lit cigarette into the corner*

*farts the cigarette out*

can any butchers tell me why four lamb and fetta sausages were $35? been absolutely done here

7 bucks a sanga is criminal

>>151561717
because WEF
bug protein for you goy

Funny how bard can (correctly) call out bindia for being a shit place and neither of the plastic poos on here can counter it because they don't actually know enough about the country their parents fled from at the first opportunity lmao

>>151561785
are you countysperg?

Any east Anglian chads here

>Josh Hazlewood and the beauty of a wicketless spell
>He delivered a masterclass in control and seam movement, dominating without taking a wicket and proving that perfection in bowling isn't always measured by numbers
AHAHAHAHA max copium: the article
imagine failing the eye test so badly you have to pretend getting 0 wickets is actually a good thing

no strict roman catholic me

baptist me

absolute state

when does the bbl start? who is /cric/ supporting and who has the best team?

theres only one team to support

my heaties

>>151561834
Scorchers

>>151561837
based bard

one thing that sucks about the new light up wickets is they sound different when a player gets bowled
when was the last time you heard a tone like this
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPd-IOwk5hi/

honestly they should make them out of really weak wood so when someone gets bowled the blow up and its all spectacular

why don't you see stumps go flying in australia as much as other countries? is it because the pitches are harder?

do people just get bowled less in aussie?
more bounce and all that

business idea: have special theme music in the bails that plays alongside the LEDs for each bowler

>>151562012
i would bet that australia probably has the lowest ratio of stumps uprooted to batsmen bowled by a pace bowler. it might have to do with where the ball is hitting the stumps, i.e if the ball only clips the top of off it probably won't send the off stump flying

>>151562036
i would've thought hitting near the top would apply more leverage but it may not transfer as much momentum as a hit more in the middle

>>151561991
shards of wood taking out keeper eyes everywhere ala mark boucher

>>151562122
it'll be safety wood like safety glass

Giving Jack Edwards a run in the third odi is a great call
He's been solid for a couple seasons now and only 25 years old

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wales,_South_Yorkshire

For me it's

will reply in a bit sorry

imma jack edgewards

imagine larping as welsh of all things

got a nice gaff me

harry enfield touring in a couple of weeks to my provincial country town. slightly tempted, tickets plentiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I
fan of this skit

until recently you would have been unable to absorb this kino in excess of 114p.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkxrWJhIgXo

>114p
it's 144p retard

egg on his face

look, let's forget I ever said anything

gone off women btw

>>151561155
Indian missionaries that migrated 400 years ago because of Muslims. They have the reputation of Jews in Nepal. Long nosed, very stingy and very discriminatory.

>>151563442
literally me (not into men or anything else either btw)

Volcel general

yfo general
so do one

anyone up for a disco later

Going for a walk tomorrow

>>151564257
footy and cricket tomorrow don't die

>>151564098
balkan disco?

>>151563643
And if my loneliness should stay, well maybe some are holiest that way

>disco
>no dance music

it's miller time
https://youtu.be/qms17ZEZ7M8

>>151566825
https://youtu.be/ee65rnZZiB8

Going Wales tomorrow
No, not that Wales, the other one

garn bed
https://youtu.be/p52l5PoAeiA

>>151567351
perplexing post

Did 30 pull-ups this week one set

Wish I had started bouldering twenty years ago as now I am fundamentally a rotting goblin, contending with the unforgiving hands of time.
Fundamentally though, historically I have always been a much better, more empathetic person whenever I am really into a particular form of exercise, so this is good at least

oh shut it you boring repeitive neek
we were all celebrating you leaving

>we were all
Lol you and who else, jay. seething fatty

they call him the rotting goblin

>>151568146
least I have 40 years or so to work out how not to die

drinking alone in your flat every friday night helps

yeah I know

Reckon CA has told the Aussie team to lose to ensure they keep the Bindians happy for the T20s, which >we will lose anyway

'Cause day 'n' nite
The rotting goblin seems to free his mind at nite
He's all alone through the day 'n' nite
The rotting goblin seems to free his mind at nite

i have a peng gaff and can unironically do 30 pull-ups

how many ironic ones can you do

about tree fiddy iykwim haha

I don't get it

grig today

>>151569727
no but steven pay iykwim haha

stupid cunt

autosaggy once again

>>151569990
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