Thread 151552235

picrel hfw i once fingered kath in a toorak nightclub amd the bartender said why the long face

>>151552235 (OP)
where did you get that picture of my wife

>>151552261
it's an interesting discussion

>>151552261
I don't want to talk about it

>>151552375
mate you were witnessed up in a tree with binocs outside kath's place
bit sus innit lad

Imagine coming home and having to talk about footy with your wife

currently pooing

used to work with a girl who was really lazy and annoying
she was in the same role as me but would never do the menial housekeeping stuff that was part of our job which means i had to always do it for her
she would spend like an hour a day in the toilet and i always thought she must be mostly on her phone because she was always looking at that fucking thing and had to charge it by lunchtime every day which is ridiculous
i ended up buying a little camera off aliexpress and i hid it under the toilet seat in the ladies as she was the only female at the workplace
i used to grab it at the end of the day and watch the footage
was so funny watching the shit and piss coming out of her holes
i was also right about her spending most of her time on the toilet just looking at her phone
she was usually done shitting after 2 minutes and then would spend 10 minutes just sitting there with nothing coming out of her asshole

applied for parole yet mate

Appalling conduct from some of you. Just disgraceful to even bring this up if it was a joke. Really, really low stuff from you. Do better.

>>151552790
applied for doing it for free yet u/maxwellhill iykwim haha

>>151552809
You can go to church for free mate, you're better than this

Good morning alf

>>151552943
Up and at 'em

>>151552830
but they always passed the bowl around at church and expected everyone to put money in
not sure that's free

The $5 morning 'fee

>not DCAing the $5 he spends on coffee every morning on BTC instead
cpuld've made at least 10% over the last year at least champ

shan't be posting any further in this terrible mickhead bake, will post tomorrow instead
reminder mickpaedo cut xis willy off

I was dca'ing ETH , Chainlink and btc 100 dollars of cenno each fortnight in 2018, got impatient and spent it on drugs on tor

Might watch all of Harry Potter today.

Do you dress up for Church /alf/?

>>151553823
Best movie is prisoner of azkaban
Best hermione is chamber of secrets

>>151553741
based tsr 2.0 chad
>>151553824
no but steven pray iykwim haha

>shan't be posting any further in this terrible mickhead bake, will post tomorrow instead
>reminder mickpaedo cut xis willy off

American's get native american's
Spanish get south american indian's

We get abo's...

>>151553741
Crisp me
I had 2.0 btc in 2015.
Spent 1 on drugs and cashed out the other in 2017 for a small profit.
My plan was to buy again when it dipped below 2k again but it never did.

which footy team do you people support?

>>151554121
POWAH

>>151554121
footy?

What's for brekky thinkn mickey d's?

>>151553824
i would beat the shit out of her

i spend 1k a month on subscriptions and 400 a week on ubereats

>>151554255
crisp every woman i've ever dated

Miss him.

Just found out varg is on tiktok lol.

>>151554724
tried reconquest yet lad iykwim haha

>>151552235 (OP)
No. You were fingering me, remember. It was not Kath.

I still remember the look of disappointment on your face when you found out that you had three fingers up a blokes bum

Just want him back.

>>151555042
>>151554377
Shut up faggot no one cares about your one-way relationship with a poster

just witnessed a cyclist barrel his way through a roundabout while shouting at everyone

just witnessed some retard pretending tripfaggotry isn't plebbit when every single plebbitor is a tripfag

Just want the fixture

>>151555485
GOTTEM

damn i want to get zutted

>>151556148
hi jake

don't remember who won the grand final this year

>>151556915
Lions won back to back.

Grand finals don't hit like they used to though because of 24/7 footy media now. Basically by the Monday after the grand final the media collectively moves on and starts discussing the trade period, draft prospects and other player news. Barely heard a peep about the game since. Where in the past it felt like you'd get a few months for the game to leave a lasting impact.

Disgusting

>>151557028
Good point

>>151557028
That you're just getting older you aren't some kid anymore that hopes his team wins it. It's just some shit that happens every year and loses luster and magic as you get older.

>>151557145
>luster
FOY

>>151557190
>foy
Go away mickhead

>>151554046
meant for
>>151557220
he's not me retard

>>151557246
>he's not me
Yes he is.

You do this every single thread. You post garbage, get called out on it and then claim "he's not me".

>>151557384
>>151557395
I broke you.

>>151557440
>gets called out for posting garbage
>I broke you xd
This is the merely pretending meme in action

>>151557517
no but steven play

every other poster as darcy wilmot when mick daicos throws an "i broke you" or "he's not me retard"

>>151557588
it's an interesting discussion

He’s not me retard

do you just talk to yourself all day in here?

>>151554255
As long as you only pay the minimum on your credit card every month you're sweet

>>151558081
He’s not me retard

>>151552235 (OP)
this guy sounds familiar. blind hatred towards everything based on fuck knows. very reddit indeed.

>>151558140
I used to think like this. But if reddit thinks this then I now disagree with it.

>>151557145
Im nearly 40. Ive had 20 years of adult grand finals and they definitely feel less impactful than they used to. The last 5 or so years especially. Maybe the night time non MCG grand finals killed the magic

>>151558185
so reddit dictates what stance you take on something?

>>151554377
me too

>>151558253
Yes.

pussy wet pussy sweet
my yoni craves micksperg meat

>>151559018
imagine the smegma

>>151559054
i don't want to talk about it

>>151558584
you truly are deserving of the karma, gold, upvotes and the smug bragging rights that come with surrendering competely and utterly to the groupthink, mate.I hope you cherish your People's Front of Judea Achiievement avatar. much more evolved and legit than the Judean People's Front widgets.

This thread is gay can someone make a better one?

>>151559159
just bake one mate and i'll post in it

>>151559385
Ok let me know when it goes down

Shit is falling out of my ass

>>151559721
>ass
FOY

>>151559721
Crisp homosexual

>>151559721
based ranjeesh

where else would it fall from, and also, what else would you expect to fall out of your arse?
Clearly making that comment was unneccesary. post when your arse starts pumping out...edible hokey pokey ice cream, or salmon parfait. and shit ffalls out of your chimney or the air-con unit. that would be worth solving a captcha.

The looming despair of a Brisbane Lions three-peat

>passed out for 4 hours or some shit
>woke up to some mindbroken spastic thinking everyone was me
like pottery

>>151560117
It will be a Collingwood vs Saints GF

>>151560184
aint happening

>>151560237
Scray vs Saints GF

meant legal high scoring gf

>certain poster claims to have just woken up
>nonceposting begins
keep xem away from skateparks

White guy options;

- Be right wing
- Hate yourself, your culture, your history

no one has cared about grand finals in like fifteen years, even the dogs one which should have been a massive deal was purged from the footy media's mind the day after for MORE NEWS TRADES RULES CONTROVERSY shit. I guess they might mean something if you're a winning customer, but even then clubs seem to feel embarrassed celebrating them for more than a week.

i like how the epl does their fixturing and end of season

>>151560184
Zero chance.

>legal
it's clearly and legally not noncepostong

>>151559385
>Trust me, it's real silver

It feels like Saturday.

Incel options;

- Be right wing and hate yourself

A million Indians literally shit themselves to death every year and here you all are
shitposting.

iggs

>>151560658
>when she tell you she's 16 but she's actually 18

die fuckhead

>>151560719
Ok mate there's no need for that

Footy?

no need for noncery, kill yourself

>>151560719
>>151560734
?

the only question you should be asking is questioning your life nonce fuck

How can AFL capture the Kiwi audience?

fuck off back to SA or TAS cheers retard

These things smell so good I just wanna chew on em

>>151560831
Took you 3 hours to come up with that one?

>>151560831
that's not a pair of used panties

>>151560837
>Took you 3 hours to come
based exza iykwim haha

>>151560783
>spine tingling hakas before every game
>hangis at the ground
>giveaway fifo jobs in the pilbara with relocation package

i'll relocate my fifo package from your mum's face to her cunt champ

>>151560830
tassie age might as well be 30 because anyone under 40 is already on the mainland

Showdown tonight lads (hoedown)

who fucking my pussy tonite

>>151560993
what did they mean by this?

I'm extremely grateful for this community you have helped me get through some rough times

any dd online for brat lg?

>>151561054
Sir, that's not a pussy.

>>151561068
this but still going through them

/ayy/ is up, lads
>>151561087

cox plate looms

lanky yak wants a home

>>151561119
mason cocks! welcome to south adelaide!

>>151561119
Thought this faggot had some fancy aeronautic engineering degree

>>151561068
You're welcome. That'll be $400 plus tip.

tonight's wank?

>>151561154
scrolling the gram and the tok looking for sweetys being sexy

Getting my MASSIVE cock sucked, lads

No, no you are not.

nothing to watch
nothing to play

>>151561166
How much did you pay him?

>>151561198
HA! Wish I thought of that one

>>151561100
Crisp

>>151561198
he paid me dumbo

I miss her soo much.

>>151561100
this league would be more respectable if the teams weren't constantly getting dicked by local league battler teams

more like /ayy yeah nah shell be right mate cos im a fuckin brain dead australian tradie npc normgroid/

>>151561306
crisp

If I were a horse race id be the Microcox Plate

>>151561322
>crisp?
WTF does this zoomer talk even mean?

kek yank bluds wrinkled

>>151561328
If I was a horse race I'd be the Caulfield Cunt

>>151561306
be nice

>>151561306
Spotted the unemployable parasitic bum

>>151561306
Tradies build our houses, mate. What have you done for the country lately, neet?

>>151561100
No thanks. I like pussy

>>151561375
not something to brag about mate, house builds these days are utter shit

>>151561384
Still better than you could build, mate. You wouldn't even know where to start.

yeah nah fukkin built the country ay

>>151561392
Ken oath

For me, it's thenakedchippy

>>151561413
wish she showed her feet more

>>151561391
coca-cola is 'better' than monster, but they're still both awful

>>151561434
I like Coke. I just don't drink it very often.

I am pleasant to interact with

>>151561375
meth mostly iykwim haha

>be moran
>eat only 3 foods
>plain 2min noodles, nutella on white bread and up&go poppas
>every day, same 3 foods
>suffer irreperable brain damage
>Its a very isolating existence
kek
she now eats a fourth food
shit. but even this mongaloid cn get a root. you sd cunts whinge and moan but even THAT potato can hve sex. fucking sort.your.shit.out.dickheads.

>>151561468
Meth is a key contributor to the Australian economy.

>>151561470
That's one autistic jew

for me, it's frozen yogurt with about 3 spoonfuls of nutella

>>151561477
no but steven cocaine iykwim haha

prefer my nuts hanging between a trannies legs slapping me in the face iykwim haha slurp slurp

>be depressed all day
>drink 5 beers
>depression gone

>>151561619
But will you be depressed tomorrow?

I am built for BBC

for me its spurting my load into the fevola sisters

I need a hard arse fucking

>>151561636
Based jewish woman.

I need rough arse sex with big dicked black men

>>151561648
crisp mia fevola

>>151561648
We heard you the first time, Mrs Rosenberg.

Rebel Sports doing a flash sale till midnight lads
20% off everything online
Get in quick

might go and either fuck or get fucked tonight

>>151561673
Oi, get fucked, cunt.

Im gonna stay at home and post on 4chan

Gonna browse locanto

Could i lose my virginity tonite?

>>151561689
steven may

>>151561685
crisp asian boiler enjoyer

>Ten-year-old's unprovoked verbal attack on Abbie Chatfield reveals the dark reality of how early boys are being influenced by toxic online content.
which one of you was this

>>151561685
is that like Rosetta Stone? I tried learning another language but I always found myself looking up prozzies and fucking them, If they cn't be fucked learning english, why should I?

Abbie Chatfield deserves to be verbally abused

>>151561729
Did this article even entertain the possibility that she deserved it and the kid was in the right?

>>151561689
I'm tired son. go ask your mother.

>you deserve abuse because uhhhh, because you posted a picture with your pubes in it
do incels really?

Is escortsandbabes.com legit?

>>151561740
You're right. She deserves abuse for way more than that. That kid was simply not doing enough.

>>151561384
maybe if you're buying some pov cunt volume build house and land package in clyde

>>151561740
sus on you calling a10yr old an incel.

>>151561742
yes, the ads where they say they will pay you if their picture is fake are even more legit

>>151561742
Extremely hot photo? Available 24 hours a day? Price too good to be true?
It's Indians scamming you. Be careful on all those sites, only contact verified whores and don't pay anything in advance.

>>151561211
An old Aaian fella once offered me $100 if he could suck my cock

>>151561755
>its asians scamming indians
ftfy

>>151561763
That too.

>>151561119
geelong should get him

i saw a girl who was in a video with angela white on escorts and babes

>>151561768
You mean you saw someone using her photo?

>>151561119
show us your visa!

its a me espresso

>>151561742
Just make sure you tick verified profiles only

whats the legal age for escorts and babes

would love to work my tongue through abbies bush

>>151561636
>>>/ayy/

>>151561716
It all tastes the same in the mouth

>>151561657
No foolin?

>>151561823
crisp tranny enhoyer

>>151561657
how much for the check out girl

may be pizza tonight. I am also never masturbating again

pasty geelongs that need a shower to clean properly

gonna hop on ADHD meds soon, I’m simply not functioning as an adult

>>151561906
Mind-altering drugs should fix that, right?

id mog you all like you were nick daicos tackling

>>151561887
I'm masturbating tonight for the first time in almost a week.

bit of methamphetamine gets anyone going 2bh

girl i like liked my story about getting fucked up tonight

Im just a lazy slob, i do nothing but sit on my fat arse posting on 4chan all day

People have described me as a tragic figure.

might have a baby and die lol

what are you fat fucking retards up to tonight?

i'm functioning as a child iykwim haha

sex mostly

>>151561965
meth mostly

>>151561979
That's a completely reasonable take.

just watched The Babadook. shant be sleeping to night

me and the lads

>>151561979
>cursing MY Fred with a contender spot
finna Ninthmantle

>>151562018
would bottom for all at once

I never ever watch horror movies

>>151562030
Same

>>151562030
didnt watch geelong in 2025 then haha

>>151562030
I used to be into horror movies and youtube channels and browsed /x/. Wasn't good for me

>>151562044
gottem

Tinie Tempah and lil Jon innit

sex with polynesian women

stumbled upon a post from my old high school about their year 12s last day
not a white person in sight

>>151562074
No surprise they all dropped out in year 10 to become tradies

cant stop thinking about nick daicos again

yes that is why all the nonwhites dropped out how did you know shlomo
kalergi plan?

>>151561979

>Ort
>Finals
Kek

Can spot a south asian online a mile away

Basedingwood would've won the flag quite easily if not for blatant rigging

abbie chatfields bush

What’s for dinner and what are we getting up to tonight?

>>151562153
Going to cheat on my wife again soon. You?

>>151562185
>all the seething femoids behind her
pottery

>>151562196
kek

>>151562185
crazy how that was such a risque scandalous revealing dress back in the day and in current year it would be relatively modest

>>151562185
Weathergirl lol

>>151562185
She was the club bike. Great choice.

who smashing my cunt

>>151562212
to be fair to hair she has a great slim figure, most girls I see these days are fat pigs or skinny fat pigs with terrible skin and bloated, distended tummies from their garbage diets

>>151562225
Mate, it's an arsehole.

>>151562227
yeah valid point

>watch horror movie
>cat sits at the back door meowing

>>151562165
Why and with who?
Getting plastered on a /nightwalk/

i dont nightwalk due to werewolfs

>>151561979
>Cows aren't flag contenders
lol
>Norf still bottom six after six years on the bottom and twenty or so first round picks
Sad part is I feel like that's spot on. Will they ever improve?

Tonight's 'no Passenger 57
>Always bet on Black.

>>151562111
>rigging
For whom? Why would the AFL want anyone other than Pies in the grand final?

>>151562300
Are you serious? Is this post too long for you too?

I like 70/80s/early 90s horror, not into modern horror

>>151562278
As a kid growing up I was terrified of vampires, so I developed a habit of sleeping with the quilt wrapped tight around my neck. Now I can't sleep without having my neck exposed

>>151562319
>without
err, omit this word

Just got home from the Asian food festival
Lots of walking, my dogs are barking. I also think I have an Asian girl fetish now, they cute

gdp go up is the most important thing ever

>>151562369
it's an act mate, keeping face

>>151562371
the political class need their property portfolio number to go up so it doesn't matter who occupies their houses whether it's Peter, Paula and their new child or 25 jeets, as long as the rent pays for the lines and can be jacked up every quarter doesn't matter who they import

>>151562371
Explain how an increased GDP impacts the average person's life in a positive way.

>>151562298
Shitbane to grow the game up north

>>151562395
gdp go up is the most important thing ever

>>151562396
Preposterous. Maybe Pies should've actually used some of their first rounders to draft some young guns instead of pissing them away for overrated plodders like Schulz and Houston leading to your old guys collapsing when it counted.

>>151562395
gdp go up signals a more attractive prospect in the country as a whole so drives investment and therefore (in time) should lead to a quality of life increase for the drones (us) driving that gdp go up

just kidding it's jeets keeping the bubble growing

Endless GDP increasing is just a ponzi scheme that benefits the investors at the top while the living standards of the bottom and middle of the pyramid get progressively shittier.

>>151562412
Yea some 2024 and 2025 first rounders would have helped to overcome rigging in the 2025 prelim, that makes sense...

Oh just shut up

>>151562424
Ginnivan and your first rounder from 2024 would've had a more positive impact this year than Lachie Schulz and Houston wasn't even an upgrade on Noble who you traded away. Keeping someone like Joe Richards would be handy too. Plus with those first rounders you wouldn't be facing the impending cliff you have now with no young talent outside Naicos and your old blokes about to die from heart attack. You went all in on a flag and without keeping the young talent you had or bringing in any new one and it failed. You rigged it against yourselves.

>>151562465
didn't read lmao

>>151562505
Sorry mate, I forgot you're a Pies supporter. Let me make it brief for you: You fucked up.

People really think that a team's future depends on a couple of first rounders (which end up being around pick 25 because of academy players)

i'd rather flat gdp and everything looked like picrel and was populated only by white people

who can stop the iggs next year?

>>151562539
the iggs

>>151562539
The VFL team of anyone from the top 12.

>>151562527
agreed

>>151562539
NORF (aflw)

>>151562518
Your 2024 first rounder was 14 after free agency compo, academy and father son bids. That could've been Murphy Reid or Luke Trainor. Either would've been very handy this year.
Putting that aside Pies traded out two first rounders, Ginnivan, Noble and Richards for a couple more years on Sidebottom and Pendlebury along with bringing in Schulz, Houston and Perryman. You would want to hope you're not on the bottom during Tassie's first drafts because you won't be bringing in any elite talent.

Imagine me and you
And you and me
No matter how they toss the dice
It's meant to be

>>151562527
ai slop

>>151562579
I would unironically like to see this, even a pre-season scratch match boys vs girls and watch the women get absolutely mogged, would probably be the biggest crowd they'd draw too

>>151562614
The AFL isn't going to permit a women's team to get humiliated like that.

>>151562589
>ai slop
it's sweden

>>151562628
look at the street signs

>>151562623
I know, they'd end up losing even more than the 50 million a year already

>>151562634
i've literally been there kek

>>151562628
how retarded can you be?

Heavenly Father,
I come to You in the name of Jesus, my Savior and Protector.
I ask for Your divine shield over Yeo's body, mind, and spirit.
Guard him from every accident, injury, and harm—seen and unseen.
Let Your angels encamp around him, bearing him up so he does not stumble.
I plead the blood of Jesus over his life and my loved ones.
No weapon formed against him shall prosper, and every trap of the enemy shall fail.
Hide him under the shadow of Your wings, and let Your presence go before him.
I trust in Your Word:
“For He shall give His angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.” (Psalm 91:11)
“Fear thou not; for I am with thee… I will uphold thee with the right hand of My righteousness.” (Isaiah 41:10)
In Jesus’ mighty name, Amen.

>>151562641
and I'm literally nick daicos

>>151562641
Cool. Lotsa brown people in sweden.

>>151562642
>>151562648
y'all niggas might want to get off the internet every now and then

>>151562658
>no hoards of brown rape rats
ai slop and I've literally been to stockholm aka little mogadishu

raining again

OH FUCK!!!!!!

>>151562658
Dresden =/= Stockholm mate

>>151562676
comfy innit

i get sus when someone is too retarded

>>151562698
same. the most advanced predators appear as prey

>borders by longitude/latitude
soulless shit

>>151562705
based pretty woman

haven't seen a good 'no in yonks

>>151562803
think it's over desu no more 'no's anymore worth watching

>only 1 lat border
>only 1 long border
kill yourself spastic

AYO DIS NIGGA BE SPITTIN BOUT HYPOTHETICAL NATION BORDERS

>>151562871
think you're right

absolutely disgusted in women, the girl i banged a couple times in high school who now has 4 kids, "happily" married to a guy earning 6 figures is in town for a concert and is sending big signals. disgraceful. I hate women so much it's unreal, not even hate just absolutely baffled

't's'what happens when christianity loses its rightful position in western society

>>151562803
blade runner should still be on sbs on demand again if you can't into piracy but it's not the final cut

not sure how people could post here yet not know how to torrent

>>151562974
I torrented Hurt Locker 8 different times while under LEO surveillance just because the tribe was kvetching about it being the lowest grossing best picture winner

i really liked hurt locked. had no idea it won best picture.

>>151563009
2010 best picture winner
>Best Picture - The Hurt Locker
>Most awards - The Hurt Locker (6)
tribe was mad it didn't make more money

one, two, three, four
time to fiddle my bum hole more

>>151563097
five, six, seven, eight
you're the son your parents hate

>>151563097
crispola

>>151563131
limpy

>>151563009
only oscar i remembèr it winning was best director because she's a woman

>>151562614
>mfw norf loses to their female counterparts

>>151563237
mfw

>>151562539
I don’t think many can

>>151562711
So crisp

>>151562920
Pitbull does this to foids

>>151563237
>no "professional" men's team does and if they do they're not professional champ

>>151563377
oops didn't mean to greentext

>>151563377
Which is why it'll never happen. The men have very little to win and everything to lose

oh Deng!

>>151563420
that hotel worker's suffering was relatively zero compared to what the asylum seekers were put through.

>>151563420
how good's gout gout though?

>>151562658
looked better with a porsche driving fast through there in getaway in stockholm

>>151563650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeTpFIN4YfM

hey

>>151563807
hello

lol

HEY
HEY BABY

>>151563212
She's unironically a good director. I liked Zero Dark Thirty too. Impressive that a woman can make such good war films.

Morn

>>151568290
i don't want to talk about it

so it happened AGAIN
we've been autosaged
aussie rules is a sport you spastics

>>151569012
>>151569012
>>151569012

>>151567231
point break too. she has a very masculine filmography.

>>151569887
she did point break?
now that was kino if we're talking about the old one

>>151569923
(not that the hurt locker or green zone or whatever was bad but have you ever fired your pistol up in the air and gone ARGH)