Thread 151554734

>Schedule:
>thursday 23/10:
>LIBERTADORES
21:30 | LDU x Palmeiras
>SUDAMERICANA
19:00 | Universidad de Chile x Lanús
>COPA ARGENTINA
21:10 | Belgrano x Argentinos Jrs.

>sexday 24/10:
>COPA ARGENTINA
22:10 | Ind. Rivadavia x River Plate
>ARG1
18:00 | Independiente x Platense
>URY1
19:30 | Defensor x Torque
>COL1 (UTC-5)
18:00/16:00 | Alianza Valledupar x La Equidad
20:00/18:00 | Fortaleza x Dep. Pasto
22:10/20:10 | América x Junior Barranquilla
22:10/20:10 | Deportivo Pereira x Águilas Doradas
>CHL1 (UTC-4)
17:00/16:00 | Palestino x Everton
>BRA2
19:00 | Novorizontino x Botafogo-SP
21:35 | Cuiabá x Remo

UTC-3/[local time]

https://rentry.org/copalib-schedule

>Previous thread: >>151541431

this is the thread

>lanus empatated
Wtf they were winning last time I checked?

>>151554975
salame is a cold cut

LET'S GO PORRA

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>>151554922
>POV you're about to be eaten by hippos in colombia

>>151555248
sir those are guinea pigs

LDU will prevail

Anyone has stream for palmeiras x ldu?

>>151555325
librefutboltv.su

>>151555325
futemaxbr.org

ohnonononono

>>151555370
>futamax

>>151555370
>futemaxbr.org
thanks

>>151555473
Futa on female is the tag for patricians.

De virada é mais gostoso.

>>151555520
I prefer futa (small) on futa (large)

Just woke up.
>palmeme

Live reaction

we are so fucking shit

>>151555325
lemonparty.org

>>151555626
don't open

>>151555325
Ta passando na CazéTV animal.

>>151555654
really?

>>151554734 (OP)
Is there a name for this style of footy art?

>>151555626
i clicked

>>151555679
caripelas

>>151555679
desenha bonito

boomer bros, we got them

>>151555679
;)

>>151555370
>>151555354
this shit aint workin

>>151555750
change your DNS nigga

>>151555731
I have no idea what this mean, bro

>>151555659
não ta ao vivo, animal

Who /LDU/ desde la cuna here?

>>151555767
i need this so much

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm eating my fucking words. I was certain that Palmeiras would dominate LDU completely. I kneel.

OTRO GOL

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

fucking pipoqueiro team

>>151555767
bermudez was a rather indigenous looking central defender from boca's glory days

San Pablo redeemed

PALMENGO BROS!??!!?

Abel Ferreira esta llorando!

>>151555864
Ahhh thanks

>>151555750
https://www.futplayhd.com.br/
https://futebolrei.com/futebolaovivo2/

What part of Liga are you from bros?

Felipe Anderson, Veiga, Andreas midfield playing in Quito. Abel is such a meme coach

>>151555885
Deportiva borough

>>151555884
>this site cant be reached
wtf is my nig internet provider blocking everything?

>palmeme

lmao

>>151555882
I look like this

>>151555957
you look good, friend

History

fuck abel and fuck HIVeiga
>>151555944
they block it by dns, just change it, its very simple

Palmeiras wtf?????

SOVL

>remember ldu played palememe
>check game, 3-0, expected
>look again
>3-0 for ldu
what the fuck!

>>151555980
hey takes one to know one :)

>>151555944
No idea. Claro was blocking 4chan for a while here.

>>151555885
I am from the dot of the i

>>151555944
Have you tried changing your DNS?

Q\U/EREMOS A RACING EN LA FINAL
NARIGON BOSTAS ES HIJO DE PAPA LIGA

Trikas must be masturbating right now

BTW, Palmeiras spent 700 milhões de reais/117m euros this year.

what does this say about river?

>Game is already over
>NBA game is shit and boring
>NFL game is shit and boring
TV/Streambros…

>>151556112
that's true of any given moment, to be fair

>>151556174
why is he coughing

f for palmeiras

>>151556200
Narigon

they need to score like two more goals to avoid REMONTADA TM

does someone have the "amor, perdemo" endrick meme

>>151556208
>botafogo spent 665 milhões
>the team is mediocre as shit
How? Even Vasco and Fluminense currently have a better team.

>>151556259
This. 3x0 is still within palmeme reach

>>151556139
Sapardo is washed (he did in fact DIE in Lima)

>Vitor Roque 49'
>Vitor Roque 50'
>Vitor Roque 52'
>Vitor Roque 59' (OG)

Muschuc Runa could unironically finish top 5 in brasileirao like Mirassol

any leones fc fans in here?

Mushuc Runa never lost against a panamarianian club

>>151556304
I know

Teams who have been elimimated by ldu or idv in liberta or in sula miranda
Ldu - santos inter fluminense (2x) vasco gremio fortaleza sao paulo (2x) botafogo

Idv -
Gremio
Sao paulo

>>151556174
This reminds me babyberg is sick :(

Imaginate cuantos goles meteria ldu al river de gallardo

>>151556456
:(

3 vira, 6 fecha

>>151556494
la concha de tu madre

>flamingo almost eliminated
>palmeras almost eliminated

Garra charua will save mengo

if palmeiras wants to win they have to score more goals

Sextou ......amanha

>>151556688
man you should write a book or start a podcast

PALMEIRAS LOOKING JUICY, PALMEIRAS LOOKING MOIST, THEY WILL NEVER HAVE A MUNDIAL.

Some nigga in my building is screaming Argentino Juniors' goals...

>spends gorillions of dollars
>gets atropelated by some rando Ecuadorian team

>>151556754
>Mementinos juniors

Thiago nunes

>>151556774
i'll have to let you know that said rando ecuadorian team already won copalib before

La mejor frase es tangananica.

Does LDU need to score one more to seal it

>>151556807
Next palmeiras coach

>>151556843
Yes.

>>151556865
>t.

>el dia despues de racing campeon shananana
worst timeline

Kel imagine how palmeiras supporters must be feeling right now

>>151556865
Mufou

watching this humiliation ritual, I'm starting to think we did in fact sell that game for the R$80mil

>>151556774
770 mijones to be more exact.
Not even counting the hundreds of millions for the referees

>cuero
>gruezo

Sem meu Ramon Abatti eu não consigooo mêoooo
Tão robanu meu porcooooo

>flamengo defeats racing
>palmeiras draw ldu

I'm a palmeiras supporter and i feel sad

>>151556946
You did. Its not that you would win it... But you clearly entregated It.

>>151557015
They threw it to have access to the refs. Now they are 8th in a.miraculous recovery

Argentinos a la final de la copa Argentina

>belgrANUS
BRING ME RIBER

Ecuador is a football power
Get used to it

Belgrano choked

Evil Dead (2013) was good.

Ldu relaxed

Israel and Rodolfo make good music

Never relax

Ldu pls score 1 more

The DEATH of Brazilian fuchibol

De pendejo te sigo...

>3x0
>Andreas helping to fuck Palmeiras chances of winning the Libertadores
>Goalkeeper named after Dida saving
It is like poetry.

Blessed day

fuck a.nal

River plays tomorrow

>Game is 3-0 at half time
>Switch to basketball
>Switch back
>Game is 3-0
Nice sport you have there

ESTRADA YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU HAD ONE JOB. IT WOULD BE THE FINE NAIL OF PEDRO ALVARES PARDAL COFFIN.

Ldu pecheando

Evil genome

Got in time to watch the murderball attempt

Why is he pretending to be panamenian?

Palmerda vai ganhar de 4 em casa

What do you want me to be
Congolombiano?

>>151557429
Just wait until you find about swingluck.

>>151557400
Copalib semifinal on a SEX day ? I have seen everything

>>151557459
>casshan pepe
now this is rare

Mirassol plays on sabado and that's all that matters.

>>151557681
Your prediction for river x riverdavia
I believe rivadavia wins on pks

remember to buy booze on friday because they won't sell on saturday

>>151557681
>people opposed the wheel
>people opposed the printer
>people opposed the internet
>people opposed AI
>people will oppose Colombia winning the WC

>booze
this is an ice cream general

>>151557712
2x3

>>151557739
alcoholic ice creams are real and valid, chud

>>151557721
>vuelve kitina
seriously, they were winning
then everyone got a yellow card and a retard a second yellow

so liga de quito is the father of Brazil?

>>151557586
Maybe

>>151557751
yes but only if they are ice cream first and booze second

>Ade haitian defender
$650k
>Adezinho do Souza Pernambucano cracke da zaga
$130M

>>151557759
Gigante palmeiras?

>>151557765
julio here, I don't have a porsche, it was a rented puma

>>151557846
I believe in you

>>151557908
Why would you dox yourself like that

>>151557908
/copalib/ classics

>>151557934
>seedorf albino

idk palmeme might come back from this

racing can also pechear a lo grande

So we will beat racing?

>>151557999
>no altura in final
whoever wins the other match pretty much has the cup in the bag

Bukele and Russo never said that

>>151558018
both palmeme and flamengo can turn the tables

ONDE RAIOS ESTAVA MEU ABATI ABEL CARMINHA? TU ME PROMETESTE UM ABATTI ABEL PARA LIBERTADORES!!!! ORA ESTOU A FICAR MUITO IRRITADO!

>>151558023
>proceeds to nuke El Salvador

>>151557765
What’s with the O
Why don’t you just say it without the O

>>151558098
Regionalism

>>151558039
they won against sao paulo on their stadium

>>151558127
Is gremio x juventude a classico

Copalib rn

>>151557934
the most excellent Sr. Luiz Otávio Siwiuk Tarasiuk Maciel Campos Naufel is not a loser, I wouldn't post here

>>151558159
In the future

>>151558137
as if csam pablo is a good team

>>151557934
Im not a paulista

>>151558216
I mean, San Pablo didn't concede 3 goals in Quito

holy

san pablito

Racing x LDU copalib final
Lanus x IDV sudaca final

LDU x IDV recopa final

screencap this.

So who says the O? The norf or the souf?

Imagine if River moved el Monumental to la altura

so is the red carded retard making it into the final?

>>151558327
Soemone will come here and post a hyper detailed answer
It is the south (everything below minas)

>>151558327
>>151558351
everywhere says O
even in Portugal

>>151558388
Not in bahia. We just say "leonardo is coming here today"

>>151558301
nao conta

O São Paulo completamente remendado tomou 7 finalizações da LDU o jogo todo na altitude, o Palmeiras tomou 14 finalizações só no primeiro tempo. Um vexame a atuação do Palmeiras nesse primeiro tempo.

Murilo applied a tae kwon do kick in a ldu player
Nothing. Game proceeds
Some.ldu player punched giay on the face
Nothing. Game proceeds

Nothing. Game proceeds
>PENAL PARA RIVER

>>151558327
I think everyone except for parts of the Northeast nowadays.

>>151558575
VAI TE FA LE CULLER

>>151558615
The difference? This smile.

>>151558322
>barcelona sc (la copia) on suicide watch

>>151558661
who is your enemy in Quito? Nacioanal or aucas?

WHat can LDU do to pass against Jewmeiras?

Sao Paulo x LDU, Sao Paulo missed at least 4 goals, at very least. If we had a 8/10 striker like Marcos Leonardo, the game would end 5x0 for us

What can LDU do this time to make Palmerda lose another libertadores at home?

>>151558661
And emelec?

>>151558686
Catimba and some guy who never runs out of stamina up front

>>151558690
Nobody cares about emelec

>>151558706
>>151558743
Is he right? catimba and a sprinter?

There are still retards falling for Palmeme's bait.
Palmeiras will advance and the fans will be unbearable for the 500th time because all their rivals will spend the week wanting to laugh at Palmeiras.
The average futebol fan has Palmeiras stuck in their throat and can't stand being quiet for a week.

if LDU is so good, why are they so behind on their domestic league?

>>151558802
This. Ldu will pechear

>>151558802
Yeah we shoild refrain from.posting ABOUT THE FUCKING MATCH THAT JUST HAPPENED YOU SYCOPHANT

>>151558814
They have won it twice in a row. They're focusing on Libertadores this time.
And who knows? They might still win the third time in a row, there's a lot of games left.

>>151558814
del Valle win 95% of games because they have endless cocaine money to bribe referees and adversaries
They dont even have hincha

>>151558846
Yes, then put up with them talking about the epic turnaround for six months. They've done it about ten times already, even against rivals in the last four years.
Just stay quiet and wait. If they screw up, then speak up.

Tite and gallardo won libertadores and aulamericana. Thiago nunes could.join them
>what about fossati
He left inter at the semifinals, dont at me

bro is afraid of being mocked on an ANONYMOUS FORUM you can't be a bigger pussy than this, just blame on trikaschizo and move on

>>151558913
thiago nunes will never win libertadores
they will choke to FLamengo or Racing

>>151558814
Muschuc Runa is descendating in that league
It speaks volumes of the high level of league play

>>151558597
That means nordeschino has proper grammar?

>>151558913
Tite has a relegation in his curriculum thoueverbelt

>>151558970
I don't think he's talking about /COPALIB/
He's talking about the general context, and he's right. Everyone on Twitter and in the media saying that Palmeiras can't do it, Flamengo fans saying they're champions again, and so on...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlvxnaGWzQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9gIwx4JbKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8YtuRj5p20

It doesn't matter here.

LDU is fucking awful away from home
São Paulo created like 5 clear cut chances and that's a shit team like San Pablo with players like Rigoni and Luciano, it's not like he's some mastermind tactician, Abel just shat the bed, if he played actual volantes and augusto gay the team would be much more solid

If he pulls this up he is the next coach of the selecao

The coping is off the charts
niggas comparing themselves with San Pablo and pretending they're not paumerdenses

next week there'll be more paucheirenses wathcing memengo game than paucheira lololol

>>151559026
>but san pablo is shit
LDU did their job, held a 2 goal advantage (and even scored another one) on an away game.
that was their mission and they accomplished it

>>151559010
Niggas just don't learn.

It is over bros, palmeiras beat psg in the end of the year

Hace unos años fui a Bolivia y cuando me hicieron probar coca me dieron un cuadradito tamaño flynpaff de color gris. Me dijeron que tenía que masticarlo con las hojas para que tengan mayor efecto. Era como morder tiza, pero enseguida se sentía lo dulce y después se te dormía la la boca . Me gustaba más que las hojas de coca, compraba paquetes de coca que venían con cinco panecitos (porque no podía encontrar ningún lugar donde los vendían solos al principio). Junte como 300 panecitos y deje todas las hojas en el departamento antes de volver.
Ahora ya se me acabaron este mes y no se como se llaman ni como conseguirlos. Me fui a una feria de colectividades y no había por ningún lado. Le pregunté a un peruano y me dijo que no tenía ni idea, que debe ser algo regional y que cuando vuelva tengo que preguntar por el nombre.
A veces me despierto y tengo la misma sensación en la boca. No se si es la nostalgia o me dieron algo tóxico y se me arruinaron los nervios de la boca. Voy a volver a fin de año igual.

Hello friends. My name is Tabinas. I am a Filipino sailor. I am in Natal and will go through many coast cities in Brazil. What brazilian team should I support and maybe watch a match? Appreciate any input. Salamat!

>>151559216
Bro tried mescaline and he didn’t even notice

>>151559278
post passport
or bussy
or both

What's the team with the wealthliest fan demographic in your country?

>>151559351
Average? I think globo or folha made this survey not long ago

>>151559351
Whichever team that is currently running the government
Duh

>>151559366
Yeah IIRC the results didn't take per capita into account so Flamengo and Corinthians got the top positions, what I'm looking for is the prevalent stereotypes

Moreira Salles family - Botafogo
André Esteves - Fluminense
Carlos Alberto Sicupira - Flamengo
Eduardo Saverin - tried to buy Chelsea once
Jorge Paulo Lemann - San Pablo (allegedly)
Safra family - Corinthians (allegedly)

>>151559443
Does saverin see himself as brazilian? He barely speaks portuguese

>>151559351
river plate

we are so fucking shit, also my electrical shower stopped working so i can't take a shower.

>>151559452
I guess so, he was 11 when he moved to the US

>>151559443
>>Safra family
>Joseph Safra was born and raised in Beirut, Lebanon[3][11][12] to a Jewish family that, according to Safra family's own sources, originally came from Aleppo, Syria,[13][14] and with banking connections dating back to Ottoman times
it's all so tiresome.

>>151558057
>flamengo
>turn the tables
what did he mean by this

>>151559366
https://ge.globo.com/pe/futebol/noticia/2024/11/30/datafolha-veja-preferencia-por-nivel-de-renda-das-15-maiores-torcidas-do-brasil.ghtml

Only counting 10 minimum wages or more

>Flamengo
De 10 a 20: 2%
De 20 a 50: 0%
Acima de 50: 0%

>Corinthians
De 10 a 20: 3%
De 20 a 50: 1%
Acima de 50: 1%

>Palmeiras
De 10 a 20: 3%
De 20 a 50: 0%
Acima de 50: 0%

>São Paulo
De 10 a 20: 3%
De 20 a 50: 0%
Acima de 50: 1%

>Vasco
De 10 a 20: 4%
De 20 a 50: 1%
Acima de 50: 0%

>Grêmio
De 10 a 20: 2%
De 20 a 50: 0%
Acima de 50: 0%

>Cruzeiro
N/A

>Internacional
De 10 a 20: 0%
De 20 a 50: 2%
Acima de 50: 0%

>Santos
De 10 a 20: 7%
De 20 a 50: 4%
Acima de 50: 0%

>Atlético-MG
De 10 a 20: 7%
De 20 a 50: 3%
Acima de 50: 0%

>Bahia
N/A

>Fluminense
De 10 a 20: 5%
De 20 a 50: 0%
Acima de 50: 0%

>Botafogo
De 10 a 20: 0%
De 20 a 50: 2%
Acima de 50: 0%

>Fortaleza
N/A

>Sport
De 10 a 20: 0%
De 20 a 50: 0%
Acima de 50: 5% (WTF)

>>151559463
The 2nd most popular team, really?
>>151559661
Why do towelheads act like rhesus monkeys in yurop but everyone brazilian knows some filthy rich arabic fuck that treats 'zilians with nothing but contempt?

>>151559694
>every brazilian
Fuck my life

>>151559464
>my electrical shower stopped working so i can't take a shower.

>>151559669
my family thinks we will get gassed down if we install an gas shower

>>151559443
>Jorge Paulo Lemann
ele é gaucho

Wake up honey, it is time for your ai slop

>>151559709
Monkeyzillians really are soooo fucking stupid and poor for using electric showers, dont they know they cant get killed? Unlike them we use an invsible gas that can nuke the entire fucking block if it comes in contact with the slightest spark

my team lost 3x0, i just spent almost 300 USD to fix my fucking electrical shower and nothing worked, fuck this shit i will watch some porn and sleep, god hates me and i hates him even more

>>151559742
A brazilian family died in chile.because the shower gas leaked. It also.happens a.lot in brazil. We should all have canaries in the bathroom

>>151559766
Surely you mean R$ 300,00 right?

>>151559715
no? he's a mountain jew and not even the same breed of mountain jews we got here (Lehmann is germ, our swiss are frenchies)

>>151559661
>Lebanon[3][11][12] to a Jewish family that,
Trikaschizo was right, a lot o so called Lebanese and Syrians that came to Brazil are actually jews

>>151559714
how do they feel about today's loss?

What happens to old people that whenever they turn 35 a switch flips on their brain and they start being into swinging and affiliated pratices?

I cant take this jewish obsession anymore
even if you guys are right about jews, your 24/7 constant whinning makes me want them to win and kill you you retards are so fucking annoying

>>151559848
Why are you speaking in plural when it's literally just one guy?

>>151559812
no i mean 300 usd, a bunch of shit had to be fixed here because i bought a way fancier shower.
>>151559661
i was reading wikipedia's article about one of Safra family member and everything is fucking grim, pretty much all his "philanthropic" work is building synagogues around the world and giving money to some israeli NGO. These people pay literally 0 tax in our country to make shit like that.

>>151559829
Itau and bradesco arent owned by jews and they are the biggest banks (unless you start using the word jew to everyone that charges interest regardless of being ethnically jewish)
Also banco do brasil amd caixa arent owned by jews
>b-but they had a jewsish president once
Irrelevant
Also boca was relegated in supercopa 1998, with maradona on the team

>>151559872
no way dude, you're being scammed by your eletricista

You have the strength to hate the jews, but do you have the courage to hate the goyim?

I'm begining to notice only low IQ obsessed retards hate the jews
>jews
bankers, artists, and other cool shit
>jew haters
neets, schizoes, idiots blaming the jews on their broken shower

yeah i'm team jew now

>>151559872
a fancier shower which stopped working at very first time i used it, fuck my life
>>151559905
i'm counting the shower itself + installation + the thing for the pression + fixing some shit it had to be done because the pression was way higher now.

>>151559989
Could you post the fancy shower

>>151559888
Moreira Salles might not have been a jew himself but he was Rockefeller's shabbos goy

>>151560054
parece um apito kkkkkk

>>151560035
"O brasileiro predileto de Rockfeller"
I bet his family is proud of this crazy complimemt and one of them wrote this passage himself

>>151560054
Nice

>>151560054
kinda looks like a cock

>>151560073
vou quebrar essa bosta com uma marreta amanhã quando desinstalarmos ele
>>151560101
it's shit, never buy italian shit. look at Palmeiras, everything made by italias is garbage

>>151560123
Yeah, after the CBT session

>trikas bought a shower head that looks like a dick
>it doesn't work
pottery

In a year that even the manager of the national team is a foreigner, who would have thought that we would have surprising ascending br managers?
Rafael Guanaes(Mirassol) and Tiago Nunes(LDU)'s work are quite surprising.

>>151559845
>swinging and affiliated pratices?
?

>>151560280
You sound like my ex who said the xy chromosome cabal decided in a secret council to create all buildings in a phallic shape because theyre obsessed with their tiny unpleasurable penises

Does the average brazilian respect ldu like they respect boca and river?
I think only sports nerds do
Then their team loses to ldu and it is a crisis
"Acabou a paz"

>>151560341
Please post a celebrity look a like of hers

>>151560352
Alicia from carrosel but aged and fattened

>>151560401
I see

>>151560417
esse é um homem

>>151560549
é? mas ela não tem tatuagem

Kek

Panamguay!

para que?
panama!

Doom neet lifestyle

>tem pica? no problem!
>tem xoxota? mas tem tatuagi!

today I realized I wasted all of my youth

dont worry bro you still have the rest of your life left to waste

>>151560900
>And here's to 5 more wasted years!!

Or you can end it all now and there won't be anything left to waste ;)

I'll waste your cueca with my porra

What you're even supposed to do with your life?

breed, beat Lavos, eat helado combinado de mcdonalds™ disponible todo el año en sucursales de todo el pais, watch footy, etc

A normalização da tatuagem e da maquiagem sao duas desgraças

Eu quero morrer em santidade plena para ir ao encontro de Jesus logo, essa terra aqui só tem desgraça

A normalização da feijoadinha e do peido na janta sao duas desgraças

big ass storm tonight innit
I bet some of you nigs got flooded in peronzambia

It ain't raining here.

If Neymar were macumbeiro he would be in every Globo show talking about racism and how he should change society

At least he get bonus points for not being annoying like that

If you weren't black you wouldn't be ashamed of it, no point in speaking about hypothetical scenarios

>>151559278
Mirassol is the general's team, if you wanna be cool like us. Salamat pagi.

>>151560900
>Pablo Argento, 27 years

>Piores 12 anos da historia do Sao Paulo
>Toda mulher tem tatuagem, é borderline ou usa maquiagem
>As pessoas sao hipnotizadas a consumir todo lixo judaico do Netflix e rede globo
>Apartamento 42 metros quadrados custa 340 mil na planta
>Nao pode mais nem xingar nordestino no twitter ou viado que a PF vem fazer visita

Acho que Deus tá falando pra eu sair do Brasil

listening to nagatoro second attack song right now

Hello, I'm Ryan Gosling from Drive

i still can pirate any anime i want, so brazil still remains heaven on earth

>heaven on earth
>mcdonalds doesn't sell helado de dulce de leche
I'M ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL (Phonk edit)

>>151562220
why would you buy helado de arequipe instead of just buying arequipe ?

>>151562220
>implying McDonalds belongs in heaven

The sad part about LDU beating Palmeiras is that they will lose to Flamengo

Everyone knows Flamengo titles since 2019 nao contam
It's just like half billion reais gift from Globo so they can buy the best players
Life is easy mode

People will remember more LDU 2008, Once CAldas 2004 and even Corinthiansberg 2012 than Flamengo latest copalib wins

It's like Chelsea wins when run by the russian jewish oligarch
People dont really respect that period. Only low IQ chelsea fans are proud of that. Using illegal jewish stolen money that guy borrowed 2 billion pounds and never paid back and he won a couple of titles. That is it

Milan, Internazionale, Napoli and even Juventus are more respected.

>>151562243
Avellaneda's Racism will win and good will prevail

buen dia, menos para el palmeiras huehuehuehuehue
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgmrq-LM2zg

>>151560998
Have kids

bom chia copalib

>>151560998
Pursue your dream, travel, help people, marry, write your impressions about the world, teach, learn

Only 7% of copalibers can solve this

Morning, gents
Palmeiras still wins a major title this year
Cope

>>151562577
Ah so this is the fampus threee body problem

>>151562567
Bom chia.

River plays the year today

I can't stop quoting Matrix

We were denied of River - Belgrano, it doesn't matter

>>151562587
palmeme can fully focus on brasileirao now
blessing in disguise

It's fine Palmeiras FC will win 2-0 on Morumbi or wherever verdãinho plays

FUN FACT: The "FC" part in football teams means "Feliz Cumpleaños" :) like and subscribe for more FUN FACTS

Bidi bidi dap dap darap dap

>>151562682
I have a feeling we will be seeing this image a lot in the next years of copqlib

Why won't you tell me what her name is? This is outrageous
What, is she famous? Say that it's over
Do you mean a hiatus? Why won't you tell me?

[Chorus]
What a sad, sad man
It's giving 4chan stan
What a sad, sad man
It's giving 4chan stan

for me, it's https://youtu.be/gWUn0NA5BKM

Damn the brazilians woke up extra gay today.

>>151562702
For me
https://youtu.be/7vDiyeEjqxw

>>151562702
for me it's undersea palace

>>151562707
Gay as in happy? Well palmeiras took 3 punches to the face yesterday

>>151562756
Gay as in brazilian.

>dollar is going down
>mfw I purchased several ounces of gold when it was at 2000 a ounce.
>golds current value is double that.

It do be like that Mr Ferreira

>>151562814
Just like river

>>151562814
Why didn't I sell at 1500...

>>151562826
is this vini?

>>151562861
he's vini enough

>>151562861
No he has ears.

>>151562707
Today is Friday.
People from the Northeast are gay on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays,
and rapists on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
You know, typical Northeastern tradition.

>>151562888
that's why he doesn't listen to anxelotti?

>>151559464
good news, my shower didn't actually stopped working, everything will be fine, we will win 4x0 next week against LDU, 2021 Veiga will be back just for a single match before going back to be the HIVeiga we've been seeing all year

>>151562903
and what happens on sexta and septima feria? they become law abiding citizens? The only place in the northeast that I went was Santos and it's quite chill on the weekends

>>151559464
>>151562918
Imagine being such a cuckold.
Imagine installing a shower in your house so your wife's boyfriends can take a shower.
Because everyone knows that palmerenses don't take showers.

>>151562577
-18

thinkin' 'bout this

i still can't get over the fact that botafofo spent 700 million raeis and then let literally who run their team

you should learn how to fight
your enemies already did

>>151563071
ok, this is worse than botafogo hiring ancelotti jr

>>151563079
Os osos poliamorosos carinhosos

>football money
this isn't real money retards it's a loan from a ghost bank that scammed velhinhas from a small city in canada, went broke and vanished
do you think anyone sane would put 700m of actual money into a team? botafogo out of all teams?

>>151563079
i jump rope like that

>>151563104
gorda deliciosa

>>151563104
Love that fat whore

World after 2011
- Money laundering skyrocket
- Camwhores
- Class C access to the internet
- Everyone wants to be Oruam, Silvio Santos, Anita or some jewish scam created by the media
- People think they are PhD in history by watching documentaries

My father didnt even bother caring about me after 14, he simply wanted to cum inside young pussy. He literally threw 1/3 of his life dedicated to worshiping women

>>151563151
Is that tim maia?

>>151563192
no, that's stallone, a fairly niche actor

>>151563192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDQrcz4KUKs

Are cachoeiras underrated? A good cachoeira might be better than a regular beach, maybe better than a good beach

2019 Flamengo campeão da Liberta x IDV da Sula
2022 Flamengo campeão da Liberta x IDV da Sula
2025 ...

uh, huebros?

>>151563209
The first commemt is literally "2025, alguém?"
I believe one of.us has just doxxed hismelf here

>>151563227
Wo, just like.ldu, she is bigger than I thought

>>151563227
nah

>>151563227
she is in 4:3

>>151563246
Gayest place And they still prefer going to.mexicoas tourists. Fuck americans and europeans

>>151563246
Going to beaches in brazil in full gay territory

4 maiores times do Brasil
Sao Paulo
Flamengo

quem mais? Eu ia colocar Gremio e Cruzeiro, mas eles foram rebaixados 2 vezes

he's gonna destroy river

Barracss x boca is the barrabas derby

>>151563293
santos and corinthians unironically

>>151563293
Why 4? Why not 7 or 3
Its Palmeiras and corinthians btw

>>151563311
>mundialet

>>151563313
Ok here is a better one: who is bigger among cruzeiro, gremio, inter and galo

>>151563319
gremio

>>151563246
he cute :3

>>151563329
In terms of national league titles, they have the fewest

>>151563336
they have 1 mundial 3 libertadores and 5 copas do brasil tho

>>151563308
Se o Prantos for rebaixado esse ano teremos de achar outro time pq 2 vezes rebaixado é muita vergonha

remember when santoschizo said he'd off himself if santos went down
he went nuts when someone mentioned paraíbas da vila kek

>>151563401
FluminenC tu ta de zueira
agora o VASCO? aí já é bait

>>151563401
>overall titles
Flamengo
São Paulo
Palmeiras
Corinthians
Santos
Cruzeiro
>relevant titles
Flamengo
São Paulo
Santos
Grêmio
Inter
Corinthians

>>151563401
Say the name of the team to a clueless woman.
She will know flamengo is the people team, corinthians is "we have flamemgo at home" for paulistas and maybe she will know santos because of pelé. All the others are just meaningless empty shells

Titulos importantes do Vascão da massa
Copa Libertadores da América
Sulamericana
4 Brasileiros

Até entraria num top 6 se nao fosse os 4 rebaixamentos

Fluminense
1 Libertadores
4 Brasileiros
Série B e C...

Sei lá, Flamengo é o unico grande do RJ.

Sem ironia o Cruzeiro estaria ao lado ou até acima do São Paulo se tivesse ganho um mundial e não tivesse sido rebaixado

>>151563401
Teams with a lot of supporters
Flamemngo corinthians palmeiras vasco sao paulo

Teams with a lot of national titles
Flamengo palmeiras corinthians sao paulo santos

Teams with a lot of international titles
Sao paulo cruzeiro gremio palmeiras santos flamengo

Teams that we know could win a national league in the next 5 years
Flamengo palmeiras galo botafogo cruzeiro

>>151563428
>overall titles
if you REALLY count overall titles, ABC is bigger than Palmeiras and Flamengo, as they have 57 estaduais

Inter is the only unbeaten champion
Fluminense got the best position in the cwc

would you rather your team having the most amount of supporters or winning a CWC?

Why not both

>>151563464
overall relevant titles, dumbass
cruzeiro got several copa do brasius and brasileirão, there's no way they're behind gremio who has more descensos than brasileiros because of one game in the 80s

Who is bigger: cruzeiro or santos?

>>151563534
you leave out an important keyword and has the gall of call me dumbass? do you expect me to read your mind? are you a woman? are you a woman? are you a woman? are you a woman?

Kek
It is not even noon yet
Blessed thread

>>151563504
nobody gives a shit about having more supporters because a single word can deflate any "time do povo" argument

Corinthians won its first brasileirao on 1990 and the first libertadores on 2012 and is still more talked about than anyone but flamengo. Why? because they have a lot of supoorters
So we have to listen to stuff like 1976 semifinal and democracia corinthiana or that goal against ponte preta day in day out

>no, i do not care about european football
>yes, mundial? greatest. copa. ever. best day of my life and worth one thousand titles
so which is it, fags?

>>151563586
>Why? because they have a lot of supoorters
and why they have a lot of supporters? because they won a lot of estaduais
ABC, el mas grande

>>151563586
torcida terceirizada

>>151563598
They soent 23 yeqrs without winning estadual.until.vladimir scored against ponte preta

guys i gotta come clean that i love european football but don't really care about mundial

Nowadays, with the rotation of players and coaches. Loyalty is lost, everything becomes business, but one thing endures: the club and its history.

so for me, accounting club history:
1.Palmeiras
2.Flamengo
3.Corinthians
4.Santos
5.Grêmio
i'm not sure about the order tho

>>151563611
This would be a great introduction for the release of some new socio torcedor feature.
You could get some globo actor with a good voice to say it slowly

Who is santos' biggest rival?

Cope

>>151563633
Time

>>151563633
Corinthians
Milton neves thinking they would lose 2002 was kino

>>151563634
Palmeiras, Flamengo, Vasco and São Paulo, all these clubs got tons of supporters in norchi nordeschi
There were tons of Vascaínos when I was in Manaus, for example but only one club capitalizes on it
You don't see Palmeiras moving their games to Alagoas or Paraíba

>>151563633
Jabaquara AC
Portuguesa Santista

>>151563647
Is this a consensus in Sao Paulo?

>>151563655
I have no idea. I live in Parnahyba, Piauí.

>>151563597
mundial is about the world (which includes us) not yurop retard

Bizarre things about rivalries
>Atlético gets mocked for being sem mundial despite Cruzeiro not having mundial either
>Atlético gets mocked for being a gashina descendida even tho Cruzeiro spent 3 years at La B (forbidden subject)
>Inter gets mocked for not winning Brasileiro even tho Grêmio couldnt win it in the last 30 years anyway and having more descensos than brasileiros
>Palmeiras is mocked for Série B despite the fact that São Paulo, Santos and Corinthians were also relegated
>São Paulo benefited from the TAM money (flight company who also shipped drugs around the country) but mocks Palmeiras for their honest partnerships with Parmalat and Crefisa
>Palmeiras and Flamengo are supposed money babbies despite winning national titles in their worst era
>Vasco believes they're toe on toe with Flamengo despite 90% of their history being during the time Eurico got infinite money from Bank of America
>Coritiba still believes there's a debate with Aflético after 25 years of mogging
>Boca still believes there's a debate after the culeada at bernabeu
Is it cope? Is it delusion? Why are these points never adressed?

>>151563653
Flamerda, Vasco and Cunnyrinthians mog every other club when it comes to torcida outside their states it's not even funny, palmerda "(((allegedly)))" has supporters

>>151563633
evangelicos

>>151563672
>Atlético gets mocked for being sem mundial despite Cruzeiro not having mundial either
they don't
>Atlético gets mocked for being a gashina descendida even tho Cruzeiro spent 3 years at La B (forbidden subject)
stopped happening once cuguloso got descended

>>151563668
so a "mundial" that features representatives of 2 continents rather than all continents is objectively worthless

>>151563672
Flamerda claims they were never rebaixated, conveniently forgetting about that famous Flapetão

>>151563678
based pastor

World war 1 only had representatives of 2 continents

>>151563702
every club is rebaixated if you think hard enough, anon

>>151563586
cortinas is a small club with a very vocal bunch of supporters, im tired of pretending its not.
>>151563401
spfc
santos
flamengo
palmeiras
cruzeiro
gremio

>>151563714
Not mine

>>151563690
it was the only format available at the time and the gap between south america+europe and the rest of the world was even bigger back then
stop being jewish

>>151563706
there are only two continents.
america and austro-afroeurasia

Teams that have been sponsoed by bean brands

Santos
Bahia
(Both by kicaldo, which is the best brand)

>>151563720
what about that time that cbf/clube dos 13/stjd/the referee did that shady thing that benefited your team with better position/points/better match conditions?

>>151563740
Never happened

>>151563722
well, we will never know because they were never invited to begin with
maybe we should play copalib with brasileiros only since the other clubs are so shit
you're the one pretending mundial doesn't have a huge anticipation between a sudaca and yuro club

>>151563743
clubista safado, typical of being a [YOUR TEAM] supporter

>>151563749
repeating the same jewish arguments over and over again won't get you anywhere

>>151563768
Israel wasnt in uefa back then so those are not jewish arguments

>>151563736
Cuiabá (onions)
San Pablo (Urbano Alimentos)
Ferroviário (Urbano Alimentos)
CBF (Café do Brasil)

>31 green posts in row
Today I feel like a gay

>>151563843
Has he reached the sacred shame of existing

That's not just some farts, that's a whole cloaca

coworkers feeling fancy today

Yes, my friends, this fugitive is wearing a sao paulo- Sp kit

>>151563865
sushi with beans

>>151563864
>cloaca
They eat that too.

My team has never tasted the bitter nectar of the second division
I'm sorry all of you are rebaixados but we simply aren't

>>151563865
>peixe cru e arroz
comida de pobre

Sport and ceara are the only nordeste teams that have never played serie c

>>151563868
Can you prove beyond reasonable doubt it's not a ferrim shirt

>>151563882
Vamos Leones Rosarinos btw

>>151563896
Watch the video and make a claim. Be a Man (or a Woman who knows) and take responsibility instead of playing little games.

Goias, athletico and coritiba have never played serie c.
11 of the famous 12 have never played serie c
Ponte preta had never played serie c until this year

Now i will.proceed to post a list of teams who never played serie D

>>151563896
personally, I think it's a Manchester United kit

>>151563924
Remind me again which grande played la C

>>151563227
yea cachoeiras are way better but you need to find a good one and empty, which may be difficulty. few months ago i went to one in some resort and was amazing
>>151563231
>pic
holy reddit

>>151563934
We dont talk about it. Fluminense.

>>151563715
>>151563653
>>151563637
>>151563619
>>151563401
>151563293
please go back to xitter

NEW NEW NEW

>>151563956
>>151563956
>>151563956

>>151563932
you say that about every prison break

>tfw my post wasmlnt marked as twitter worthy
I will take this W