Thread 151568294

Anime

someone post pvz's butthole

>>151568305
Fpbp

Official thread theme:
https://youtu.be/Dy7utW7wgNY?si=2cc7kXCX-RCWb3FN

Tomalajeets go oink oink SPLAT!!!

In Franic Ngannou last UFC fight, he was helples against Gane on the feet, needing to panic wrestle to win.
In his next sporting contest he nearly beat heeavyweight boxing champion Tyson Fury on the feet.

heeminder gane admitted francis dropped him with a high kick in sparring

>>151568409
Reminder that Thom resorted to crotchsniffing tactics against Arlovski because he was getting peached up on the feet.

>>151568409
>Almost
>Nearly
>Got close
Story of Ganes career. That why they call him "Mister Number One Contender"

The path to the presidency is still there for Conor

Also Conor is still undefeated if you look at things the right way.

>>151568487
If you really think of it, the only fight he’s ever lost was against Aldo.

Let's look ahead and which fat bum Game will have to beat for his 4th title shot

>>151568392
DAMN that little ZUTT magnet lookin' tasty...

>>151568461
Tomalajeets...

>>151568517
This mentally ill freak thinks he make millions boxing.

GaneSISSIES.... how do we cope that Gane only '''won''' against Volkov because an ugly jewess always has the browner fighter up on score?

>>151568550
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

gane has touched the orb

>>151568548
Ngubu made millions in boxing losing twice, Conor made millions losing, no reason Tom can't also make a shitload losing in boxing.

>>151568563
she is wrong on essentially every score card she's ever given
Volkov should be fighting Aspinall for the belt, even Gane began walking out before the announcement because he thought he'd lost
they had to pull him back in to give an interview

>>151568550
What about Junichiro Kamijo? He scored it for Gane too

post yfw Gane is slept

0-3

2-0.

>>151568579
He was too busy installing a camera underneath the ring girls seats

Gane-san I berieve you won da fighto hai

arvlovski refused to pass the torch

>>151568596
should be 1-1

>>151568578
That's because gane is humble and didn't want to embarrass volkov with a victory interview

It's good that.

>>151568578
I fear that your GDS is flaring up again Tomalajeet

>>151568598
Ooh de ringu gerisu bottocks wir be mine desu i needu to smerr dem

Tom Aspinall submitted Alexander Volkov in 3 minutes and 45 seconds.

me to dc haters

Its it really jewish greed that killed the MMA heavyweight division?

>>151568607
Should be 0-2

>>151568574
Not remotely comparable. Connor and Mugabe have fan bases. They can sell tickets. They have genuine boxing skills. Galaxy throat has no real fan base. Hr has no boxing skills. He's just a chnacer and a brawler. His only fans spend their money on air dusters and methylated spirits and their only income comes from giving handies under the bridge where they live. They're not going to pay for PPVs or stadium tickets.

>>151568662
The fact that he did this poorly against a big stiff idiot is not a good sign

>>151568670
Haha I love that the weigh in show is just one big humiliation ritual for DC, the fat nit

breaking news aspinall has been detained for requesting a chip butty at the canteen

>>151568687
>won against a striker despite having a broken foot
Meanwhile Tomala....

>>151568684
Doesn't matter. The Saudis will throw him bag of money to get koed as an entertainment spectacle.

The ngubu fury card lost a shit ton of money out the ass, doesn't matter, the house of Saud will just call their Jew banker money printer friends

>>151568707
>broken foot vs torn ligaments
one you can still walk on, the other you cant

>>151568707
>won
That's a bit of a stretch. Either way Volkov is a slow bum who can't get out of his own way, he shouldn't have needed a robbery to get past a bum like that. I think Tom blitzed that same lumbering big stiff idiot out in 1 round didn't he?

ganecel

>>151568719
Outstanding cope.
I see you have been preparing for the reality of tomorrow when Gane destroys Madam AGPinall

ganesisters... what if he breaks his foot again? what if he breaks his hands again? what if he forgets which way to twist the leg again?

>>151568724
Dana made a call.

>>151568726
Afraid not

>>151568740
>cope
it's the same injury Jimmy Crute got but worse
Crute could barely stand
I cant wait to see your mental breakdown when Gane gets KO'd or forced to tap again.
(Gave Jon Jones his easiest win btw kek)

Will glorified manlet Azamat
Murzakanov find his first defeat tomorrow at the hands of lanky, chinless, and washed up Aleksandar Rakic? Or will he add the first non-literally who to his unimpressive resume of wins?

>>151568743
It's ok, Gone loses his first three title shots, he'll get another by tkoing a fat janitor

Aspignall was spreading his bussy for daddy Blaydes's BBC like a good little sissy slut

Tell me about the Patchy; what does he mix?

>Gane
>goes to decision twice(one robbery) against Volkov
>Aspinall
>makes Volkov tap in 1 minute and 15 seconds

>>151568755
Who won that fight and how long did it last again? I forget

>>151568773
is it just me or is that volkov?

>What 15 seconds against Aspignall looks like
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>151568783
>NOOOO MASSA TOM! PLEASE MASS DON'T BREAK THIS BUCK!

>>151568816
brutal early stoppage tko...just brutal

>Asspinal
>1 humiliating loss and 1 early tko against a literal handicapped man
>Gane
>easily vanquished the man who turned the aforementioned fighter into a retard

The UFC tried giving Gane the easiest road possible by giving him only strikers and he still ends up losing

gane

>>151568840
An allegory, to be sure

I cannot wait to see the mental breakdowns and absolute delusions ganeSISSIES will make up when Tom walks out of the Octagon still champion.

>>151568694
Upon dental identification, he has been found to be indeed British, and is now in jail under charges of being a rainy communist.

KEK Tomala got RAPED in her hometown and strolled away in a KEK TROLLEY
Holy KWAB

>everyone laughing at this mentally ill freak as he is wheeled out of there on the cuck chair
OH NO NO NO

>>151568859
Nah, even they know what's going to happen. They're just contratians. Hence zero bet slips.

>>151568875
>>151568876
nice samefag

>flies are attracted to shit
Volumes

bodies on top of bodies
IVs on top of IVs

.

TOMALA GAPEDSPINALL

>>151568517
Tomsissies, how can a 57 year old heavyweight do this to us?

Looking forwad to this fight being over and done with so we can leave behind the extremeley homosensual nicknames and memes and such

Ganecels are either poor or scared possibly both

>>151568917
>he thinks it will stop
it will only get worse

>SAAAAAARS are in full meltdown mode
Sad....how very very sad

>>151568919
Terrified Tommy is the only one in fear.

>>151568917
You think faggots will stop acting like faggots just because one fight is over?

The faggot posting will continue until they run out of AIDS medication

>>151568917
gane losing has already been priced into these retard memes.

>>151568879
Ganechads posted their tickets...

Aspiggies have been squealin' 'bout how expensive it is to put money on Tomala...

>>151568935
We support Tom Aspinall

>>151568925
>>151568946

>all these people from 'white countries' rooting for the mixed french black mutt who is 0-2 for title shots
???

It's time to play the Gane

>>151568949
based knower, threads trash
first few were funny

>>151569007
Shut ins desperate for attention ruin everything

>>151569003
one is a product of replacement migration and the other supports and voted for it, this is why im team pyfer

>SAAAAAR TOMALA IS THE WHITE ONE SAAAAR

Shut the fuck up you disgusting mutilated mutt faggot.

>>151569051
>the other supports and voted for it
proof Tom voted for it?
>>151569052
>Gane wearing the ZUTT outfit
Gane BOWS and SUBMITS to his indian masters, a submissive BUCK to be broken.

Aspinall will know Gane!

>>151569003
>people
That was your first mistake

Not a single Aspiggy has posted a slip...

>/pol/tourist npc is a tomala glazer
And nobody is surprised

Aspinall = Andoird 16
Gane = Cooler

>>151568550
Volkov showed levels..

I smell Tomalajeets...

AND NEW ULTIMATE GLORYHOLE CHAMPION GALACTIC THROAT!!!!!!!!
I have to tell you Joe i have never seen someone suck a BBC harder than this man

>he cannot stop posting about BBC
I think you really are a slav(e) to black men, you gay little freak...

How long before the event does the picks guy start posting?

im the fucken heem gawwwd

>>151569184
We don't sign our posts here sadly

>>151569114
Still the best press conference

>>151569184
We don't sign our posts here sadly

HE is coming.

>Bonsoir Madame Aspinall. My hotel room, you, now
SOON

>>151568694
Rumor has it that Tom was arrested for flirting with and attempting to finger a Sheikh's prize winning goat. He was taken to jail where it is said he contracted an exotic STD from throating Indian construction workers. He then fell ill from drinking toilet wine.
Hopefully Dana can bail him out before the fight.

>>151569269
Factual post sadly i fear

>>151569214
>>151569222
>literally samefagging off c/d still
kek, you really ARE mindbroken

STDs cannot survive in the high-density areas of Galactic Throat I lament

Hideous...

Ugly fucking freak...

Slaughter this piggy and burn it with FIRE!!!

even the pottyprinces don't want to shit on Tom's chest I dubiously confide

>also things pig and piggy are the ultimate insult
I'm detecting a hint of brazza in him...
or maybe he's a paki, living vicariously through the brazzas?

>>151569343
Just revolting....

>>151569357
*thinks

>>151569357
>also things
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR REDEEM SIRSPINALL NOW

The ganecel pre-cope in these threads has been amazing

>>151569357
>also things piggy

Your clitty is leaking I fear...

Boom..

Bonjour...

>>151568917
>>151568925
>>151568946
Nah the ganecells were vanquished and ceased after the Jones fight for the most part. To be honest Tom is just such an antidraw that he has no memes. Usually /heem/ is flooded with memes of both guys in the build up to a big fight, but because there are no Tom memes, the Gane memes seem stand out more.
I'm actually worried that meme magic will play a part in all this. Tom bros need to step it up before its too late.

me retarded son

Just a finger

me son...me squealin', shoe poopin' son.

>>151569609
?

Jones vs Aspinall is a done deal, it's happening folks

YOU KNOW if Tom finishes Gane slower than Jones, Jones will be gloating on social media. BEST CASE SCENARIO: Big Tom knocks out Gane in the first 60 seconds.

words as powerful weapons
james vick

tom will have a much tougher time with gane because tom actually fights. honorable.

Arielbros? Our response?

>>151569877
Tom said he would go for a takedown in the first second of the first round against Alex, he is not honorable, or at least not honorable in the way you want him to be.

>>151569634
I just want to see the sport fall into total chaos if Gane wins. Bisping will be broken after calling tom the muhammad ali of MMA. Will be too depressed to commentate ever again. The Jones shit that will happen. MMA Guru will be in shambles, probably wont show his face for months. All the TAPOUT boomers and retired blobs will be doing victory laps on Ariel's show tabout how Jones would have won and their era of blobs are the best kek. It will be quite the shocking story arc in the overall canon of MMA.

>>151569907
>MMA is le Right Wing

and how many wings of hospitals have you wiped out luke thomas

https://youtube.com/shorts/OVdoNtyZuCE?si=TPamUdv5t4jJDC87

Tom is fucking dead.

>>151569433
thought this show was about picking briefcases held by chesty models

>>151569913
i don't have a problem with grappling as long as it's clear the grappler isn't just controlling for the sake of control. it's hard to imagine tom doing anything but aggressive submission hunting and real strikes.

>>151570010
>not AI
fake news

Kody Steele

Did you know that Ciryl Gane was asked who his favorite fighter is and you know what he said? Tom Aspinall, yeah Tom Aspinall is Gane's favorite fighter. I'm just thinking like what kind of mental gymnastics will he have to go through before facing Aspinall in the octagon? Like you're about to go in the cage to fight someone and it's your favorite fighter? How do process that mentally? Like it's insane! He's insane! Like he's gane insane!

>>151570109
He was being facetious bappa

>>151570010
Jacked Taiwanese Boy tanked that shit.

Aspinall
Gane
Volkov
Pavlovich
Blaydes

Those are the top5 of the heavyweight division. Aspinall has won against Volkov, Pavlovich and Blaydes. If tomorrow wins, who can't deny he is the best?

Why did he tap so fast? Is he just that big of a pussy?

>>151570139
man tom is going to look bad

>>151570168
Toms not even in that webm though. Do you have autism?

Gane heems Tom
Volkov heems Jailtion
Volkov/Tom II title eliminator
Volkov heems Tom
Volkov/Gane III for the Undisputed Heavyweight Belt Championship

why did she tap so fast

>>151570136
>If tomorrow wins, who can't deny he is the best?
Talmbout father time? Deep stuff bappa.

>GDS
Gunior Dos Santos

Good Day Sir

Terrible Day Sir

I've got some terrible news for fight fans.

>>151570139
He was condescendingly comforting Jon, as they both knew that Jones wouldn’t stand a chance if Gane hadn’t been bribed by Dana.

Anyone else hate DC?

>>151570333
Desecrated Corpse?

Daniel “Dismal Cretin” Cormier.

>>151568662
>44% leg taps
hmm..

>Garry/Belal
why am I just now hearing this?!?!

>>151570410
I don't know are you deaf?

>>151570333
I hate Tomala Asspinall

>>151570442
No need to be sassy b

>>151569907
Fuck Jake Shields

>>151570461
No, I'm sincerely asking

>>151570491
WHAT?

>>151570333
DC is a based nigger for hyping up Tom about how trash heavyweight is and telling Tom to go on a legendary run

>>151570491
Sorry, yes I am. It's hard to pick up on nuances as you may presume.

I simply refuse to believe this faggot Frenchod has any fans at all left after that tap and Volkov robbery. they are all crypto Jon boner fans aren't they?

reddit moment

bong feels left out give him a (You) fellas

>>151570515
Well that explains it then bud

What will be Gane's plan?

>>151569907
what does this mean?

Gane says he lives in Morocco now

Ciryl "The Moroccan Falcon" Gane

>>151570646
The moroccan king is apparently a big mma fan

Retaining my semen for the dern fight.

Heemsylum having a brown meltdown jej

Had a broken meltdown on the Aspinal earlier today

If Gane has a million fans, I'm one of them
If Gane has 5 fans, I'm one of them
If Gane has 1 fan, that one is me
If Gane has no fans, I'm no longer alive
If the world is against Gane I'm against the entire world
Till my last breath, I'll support Gane

sounds like a Hot fudge sunday

Had a brown meltdown on the Aspinal today

>>151570807
>>151570845

brendan allen never got beat up for not speaking french

>>151570929
First was a typo I suspect

I’m probably not going to watch the card. I’ll just log on /heem/ periodically to look for updates.

It's over

prime aspinall was special

>>151571230
who?

melted my Aspinall with a vicious Gane
no more Messigan for me I fearst

>>151571230
It’s a shame that Gane ended it so abruptly.

HEIL GANE
HEIL VICTORY

>>151571192
I've banned updates and discussion on /heem/ during the card. Afraid you're gonna have to buy, beany.

>>151571256
he fought in the gane era, basically the holloway to gane's volk

Another can crushed on the glorious Gane's run

Will there be any to put up a decent fight?

>>151571327
Imagine creampieing Dana into a coma.

>>151571192
I'm gonna be surfing tomorrow

>>151570520
Long since deboooonked. Gane provably broke his foot and had no movement in the volkov rematch. He fought through it and still won. His ground shots and the takedown beat Volkov's spinning backfist and wonked volkov's nose.
3rd round, no damage really happened, and that 3 min on the ground Volkov wasn't in a top/dominant position, it was a neutral position with him trying to defend submissions for long periods of time.

cope pics are the last bastion of the retarded loser bitch

I wonder if there’s a single Aspinall fan confident enough to bet on him.

Ciryl Gane is an anagram of Gay Incel..

why is gane so fragile

fun fact: gane has size 11 feet

crazy to think Tomala has been subbed by a heel hook, which is the last submission Gane has under his record.

reddit trannymala sisters... is this a bad omen?

>>151571485
We don't sign our posts here

>>151571462
hes right you know, I regretfully admit fearfully

>>151571521
>10 whole dollars
not even the general's biggest ganecel believes in him lmfaooooooo

people were just so amazed at volkov not getting totally walked down that they automatically gave him the fight. speaks volumes to the skill of gane.

>>151571599
Why haven’t you bet on Aspinall?

>>151571521
You just posted a dozen Tomalajeets monthly incomes...

Can't wait for Ganefags to fuck off for good just like that one Sergeicel

how can anyone look at this ugly demented freak and be like "yeah i'll boy this overgrown retarded toddler"

reddit trannymala sisters... is this a bad omen?

>>151571454
Have a great time, B.

>>151571655
Just piggies with terminal GDS I'm afraid...

Real question: Are ganespics actually Gane fans? Or are they trollin?

bros been counting down the days to gane's fight since it was announced and can only stomach putting 10 dollars on him lmfao

I fear that Aspinallcels are too scared to even put $10 on him.

Tomalajeets are scrounging for rupees...

>>151571701
FACT: Not one bettor has put money on tom asspissLOL

I just ate a protein bar out of a trashcan

Crazy how some people have deluded themselves into thinking Tom AssPainAnal has a chance.

>>151571759
Tomalajeets...

>how confident are you in gane's victory?
>mmm bout 10 dollars

>>151571667
I will. I'm gonna do drugs too, and buy some tasty snacks and soda. My life is fucking bitchin

Tomalajeets don't even have any money to bet on Reddit Tom KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

admit it. you know deep down. tom can easily let a quick finish slip through his fingers and then it's a real fight where his sloppy style gets picked apart.

>>151571777
We get it you're fucking broke, trust me we get it

HEY BIG SPENDEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

>bet on Gane: get loads of money basically for free
>bet on Tom: get like no money at all even if you bet a bajillion dollars
Ganechads stay winning

Tom stands and bang with ciryl to impress jones and pereira. Punished ciryl then sparks him out cold

Tommy boy admitted DC would crush him, and you think he can beat Gane?

if ngannou couldnt catch gane tom wont desu

>>151571769
He has won against the best of the division, why won't he have a chance?

uhmmm Tomalasirs... why is xhe just talking about her tiny clitty nonchalantly to the whole world including his retarded sons?

>>151571976
the best of the division is Gane

>>151571976
literally not one person here is being serious about gane winning mate

>>151572001
Why is Aspinall the champion then?

I'll say this: CIRYL GANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serious Gane

>>151572031
because he hasn't fought Gane yet

>>151572007
Wow you sound confident you must be putting a lot of money down on this fight

I am a fan of the martial arts. I am a fan of Ciryl Gane.

This time tomorrow, /heem/ will be more alive than ever, thanks to one man.

Tom might beat Gane, but he would never have beaten Jon Jones.

Cyril Game

let's get the timeline straight here. volkov bullied pavlovich (tom's career highlight) to a 30-27 decision, and then in his next fight failed to defeat broken foot gane.

>>151572081
And why Aspinall fought against Pavlovich and not Gane (if he was better positioned) for the belt?

>>151572194
Why did Pavlovich lose 30-27 to a man Gane beat twice?

Imagine the cope from Brit posters going into rounds 3 and 4 and realizing he's gassed out and losing, kwab!

all these bums are second place to Steven Asplund

>>151571976
oh THE? name one good win

>>151572242
>bongs as round 2 begins

I'm sensing another "fluke" leg injury for Tom Aspinal after realizing he can't keep up.

>>151572264
Aspinall
Gane
Volkov
Pavlovich
Blaydes

Aspinall has won against all of them, only Gane remains. What else do you want?

I'd say this general is shockingly non-White but I'm not sure if I am shocked.

I'm posting from the future. Do with this information what you will.

>I'd say this general is shockingly non-White but I'm not sure if I am shocked.
you're not white ranjeet.

only with a broken foot, barely able to stand, is ciryl gane rendered almost equivalent to a normal top ufc heavyweight contender.

he's right i'm not white

>>151572327
>Gane
Lost
>Volkov
Who?
>Pavlovich
Who?
>Blaydes
Who?

Ciryl Gane via 2nd round TKO

Tom has no path to victory

>He knocks everyone out!

Gane has never been knocked out.

songs to play at Tom's funeral tomorrow? I'm thinking Miserlou by Dick Dale & The Del-Tones

only with [cope] is ciryl Gane 0-2 for title shots

OHHHH he posted a guy swimming in mud!!

>>151572518
Those are the top5 of the division nowadays. What do you want from him?, go back in time and fight Miocic and DC?

>>151572562
yes

Frankly the fight should just be called right now as a Ciryl Gane victory.

>>151572525
>h-he's never been knocked out!
So has literally every fighter before they get KO'd though?

>>151572580
Retarded fucking take.

>>151572577
props for knowing Ciryl Gane

>>151572577
Hoenstly? Fuck you

Gane by Submission (Wooly Mammoth)

where is gane's path to victory

>>151572591
ROY 'BIG COUNTRY' NELSON had never been KO'D before he got HUNTED
Gooby had never been KO'd before Dustbin took him to the dumpster
Cry about it when Gane is lying stiff on the floor or is forced to tap.

btw if you try to use the "jon did it faster" cope (the absolute best you can hope for) you're admitting that the fight was not a dive
better come up with something quick

>>151572631
Gane is the undisputed UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World whether you like it or not. I’m just stating facts.

>>151572703
GAYne is 0-2 in championship attempts.

gane finna drag tom through 5+ lairs of hair

>>151569933
MMA Guru said he'd kill himself if Tom loses. He has to be held to that and not be allowed to chicken out.

>deluded enough to believe gane beat ngannou
>deluded enough to believe gane is champion
>deluded enough to believe the jones fight was a dive
>sane enough to only put 10 dollars on him

>>151572751
Ciryl Gane defeated Francis Ngannou by unanimous decision and submitted Jon Jones in round 1.

>>151572751
Galaxy Throat is 0-0 in championship fights.

if gane hires the punch doctor from youtube its over for aspinal

>>151572832
>GAYne lost to Jon in 80 seconds
>GODspinall caused Jon to flee in terror, and abandon his belt
You know what, I'm scared for you GAYnecels... GAYne might actually die tomorrow...

is that low key staph?

>>151571700
>THREE CHEERS FOR LE WHOLESOME BIG CHUNGUS TOM!!!
You have to go back, I'm afraid...

Tomorrow, the prophecy will be realised…

Don't be surprised when Tom aspinall gets bo nickal'd by Cyril gane.

>>151572733
>ciryl can't grapple
>ciryl has no submission threat
>cyril will lose
Explain this

>>151572985
Why are you posting a picture of yourself?

>>151572807
post tom slip

are we hyped or what

>>151570168
how so?

bro posted gane for YEARS just to destroy the gimmick the night before his fight

>>151572891
No lmao thats not even what we're referring to. People are referring to the one on the center of his chest but there's no redness around it. It looks like he just scratched or popped a zit because there's no redness around it and it's not in the getty images fighter portraits, and there's no crater or black dot in the center. Likely popped a zit sometime after the photoshoots.
Retards think everything is staph. You're handing them a cope/not a good win if Tom does win

>Tomalajeets get absolutely embarrassed in every thread
>they keep doing it
Do they have a humiliation fetish or something?

tai tuivasa knocked out gane

>>151572807
>gane beat ngannou
tbf that would have happened with ease had he not gone for that retarded heel hook attempt.

>>151572985
Is this a 3 layer deep meta meme? Why would the blk boy be saying that about Jones you dumb retard KEK. Or are you saying that's literally you? If so I guess based?

What will ganecells do when gane is knocked out cold on the canvas

>>151573129
Damn forgot about this. Was about to go in on some plus money with tom. But if Ngubu couldnt touch him and a flush hook like this didn't even phase him, there's no way tom wins.
Thanks for saving me money b.

I got bored as hell and started to play Bop-It

>>151573178
Nothing. just disappear.

>>151573213
>didn't phase him
>is literally on his ass, phased
?

>>151573168
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FAGTOT

>>151573206
>Tai receiving a congratulatory shoulder massage for his victory while Gane desperately seeks out the cage doctor to tend to his wounds

we need to know the ref for tom vs gane. it makes a big difference if we're dealing with an early stopper or late stopper.

>>151573283
Nah was a flash knockdown. Just checked. Instantly back to his feet. Crazy something like that would heem any other man. But thanks for saving me money. Don't know what the fuck I was thinking.

legend says Gane solved Blue Prince in a single hour...

>>151573315
it's Big Dan

Anyone else actually find Virna Jandiroba very attractive? I feel like she would make a great mother... I wish to domesticate her and make love and have her bear and raise my children...

>>151573352
oh hell yeah

>>151573396
that's charles "the predator" oliveria bud.

>>151573449
>anon is letting his gay race fetish leak out
>again
?

who's going to have the bigger meltdown
tom fans or gane fans?

Tom is FUCKED. If he doesn't finish Cereal in 1 round without taking a single punch everyone will call him a loser can and Jones will dab on him.

>>151573449
KWAB WHAT A RAPED PIGGY

>>151573483
gane fans are permanently melting down so we wont even be able to tell.

>>151573477
>fight predictions are gay now

>>151573449
>THINK OF ME SONS MATE

>>151573502
fight prediction?

>>151573129
Yeah that was pretty funny. A Justin Tafa level, UFC 1 level fighter almost become HW champ.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Has Aspinall ever been dropped

tom aspinall ass raped by cyril gane LIVE on PPV

>>151573582
what will spark fear into tom more:
Gane stuffing takedowns
or
Seeing the start of round 4

>>151573539
wasn't a title fight goof

Tatsuro Taira will be flyweight champ next year. Screencap this.

>>151573582
Aspinall has taken quite a few haymakers and has tanked them all. Gane would need a miracle punch to win this.

Gane might get the opportunity because Tom will permanently lose the Jones fight if he doesn't finish Gane in seconds so he's gonna be wild.

fight is a NC Gane kicks Tom in the nuts so hard his cup cracks
Tom writhes on the floor screaming ME CROWN JEWELS
Gane stands around looking like a retard

>>151573632
I dont think anybody would doubt that.

>>151573626
It ostensibly was.

Poor poor Aspignall

let's just be reasonable and meet in the middle and say gane has a 51% chance of winning

Valter Walker wins tomorrow. There is no world where this fight ends in upset

gane has a great chance of winning. the fuck are you guys smoking. Tom's striking is mid and his defense is awful, his grappling is mid too. Gane will be the better striker if tom can't take him down and finish him in the first two he will gas out.

HW is so bad. Just fucking turn the other way and push off and you literally can't get caught in that white belt leg lock

Gane unironically melted under Jon's aura and didn't even fight and he just lost to Volkov and you expect him to show up 100% mentally?

>>151573732
louie sutherland gives dog vibes

10 and a half more hours

>>151572867
I'm afraid Jonddaddy has Tomala permanently locked in a chastity interim belt however

Money Goldsteinberg would unironically heem both Tom and Ciryl in one night.

Holy fuck....

>>151574027
you could be a little more creative

obviously aspinall is a flushed bum now, but was he ever good?

>>151568392
stop fucking making these

>>151574170
oh no the tomalasirs are starting to tap out

STOP MAKING FUN OF TOM

Got a 120 second cooldown and forgot what I was gonna post.

>>151574251
I'm gonna post my nuts on your forehead for 120 seconds

to heem or not to heem that is ze question.

heeminder AI is literally making people dumber

>>151574343
Air dusters, meths, and glue sniffing is literally making Aspinall fans dumber.

Gane status?

How are you going to celebrate Gane’s victory?

>>151574343
it depends on how you use it.

>>151574427
Steal from French museum

>>151574427
>10 whole dollars

>>151572985
Brazza you done goofed

>>151574388
Bodied that freak.

TOM IS A MANCUNIAN TOSSER

Aspinall isn't good he's just the least shit out of an absolute bum divison

>>151574413
Watch the stare down. Gane has already won the mental battle. And the mental battle is 90% of the fight. Tom is broken. The fight is a mere formality at this point.

selenagomezbros...

>>151574343
what's your excuse?

I'm gonna laugh so hard when Gane breaks Tom's leg with 1 kick

Jon "Bogged" Jones

>>151573632
irresponsible unprotected sex with japanese women

Tom literally has better oblique kicks than Jones and has broken an opponents leg with a check before.

Literally!

>>151574027
>>151573701
>Gane in the ZUTT'D outfit
Bros... Gane is gay?

I do air dusters, meth, and sniff glue

>>151568724
kek it was for weed
it has been overturned back to a win for patchy officially today.
sorry little brazzas... we're still pathetic...

>>151574664
Tom Ass-Spoonhole when Ciryl Gane goes for a leglock

19 hours until Cereal Clitne dies.

15 seconds

Flags you will see disappear tomorrow night:
Slovenia
Brazil
France
90% of America

I'm shitting my pants right now. Tom by KO.

khabib

19 hours until Tubby Thomas has to try and survive Bon Gamin.

If we're being real it's a tossup.

>>151574797
spams you do realise gane is the more popular fighter in this general

19 hours until Surreal Gain shocks the world and submits Thomas Binhole

>>151574797
holy cow just how fricking bad is this tim dude

I'm feeling really comfy in my bed rn, nice and cold. Blanket on. Good that,

...

power slap

>>151574961
Poor poor Tomala already tired by round two...

>>151574961
What happens when Tom gets dragged into deep waters (the second round).

Honestly, Gane can win if he drags it out to a decision. Let Tom waste his energy in the first couple of rounds and then by the third just put on a relentless pace. He is probably going to point fight and run away in the first round though. People might call him a coward but hey play to your strengths if that's what it takes to win.

>>151574746
You better stop. It's damaging your brain. If you don't stop before you know it you'll be getting your throat tattooed.

https://youtu.be/Y1oxYCgp4q0?list=RDY1oxYCgp4q0
if gane walked out to this i would literally coom on the spot

We cannot follow them.

>if I keep posting the same webms, but cut and edited, Gane will definitely win!
kek

Gane will definitely win

Came here for some new Dern pics to goon to. This board has really fallen off.

Ganebros how are we feeling?

>>151575257
Missing the Thickenzie era.

>>151575278
Excellent, my friend.

if i was ciryl gane i would think "wow i'm so cool"

Farted myself awake

>>151575278
I am without fear because I know victory is assured

>>151575257
her ass isnt even big

If I was Ciryl Gané I would be having sex with white women.

>>151575369
why

God, imagine having baby making sex with Jandiroba, warm and safe in your cramped usafe Brazilian apartment, not sure if you're doing a good job giving her an orgasm or if she just looks like that, unable to make eye contact with her, knowing your children will never be good-looking but being assured that they'll be hardy, tough people, well-loved in their favela...

>>151575278
i went to an advanced screening of ufc 321 earlier. gane wins obviously but i won't spoil how.

>>151575367
Your mom’s ass is though

>>151575468
I'd rather cum inside Joshua Van's tiny arsehole than have sex with this thing.

The problem with Gane time and time again is the grappling. He seems to be lost when it goes to the ground. I'm he's been working on scrambling and takedown defence he's probably improving but will it be enough? His best bet is to not let it get to the ground because everytime he does he thinks he can submit them and goes for some stupid heelhook or something that makes him lose the position. If he somehow manages to heelhook Aspinall I'll eat a shoe.

wait the dern fight is a championship fight?
the absolute state of the strawweight division

>>151575803
She’d fuck you up

Check out this badass Gane compilation:

https://youtu.be/Q9OR7tcmVwU?si=_-dcef13IKFCYWAn

>>151575572
most heterosexual frenchman

Aspinall is so unbelievably unmarketable thank god for ciryl saving the day

WAIT TILL I SEE YOU NEXT TIME

>>151576056
holy fucking cazzie

>>151576056
that's right, tom's dad doesn't help him either
meanwhile everytime people see ciryl gane they're hyped and think "wow he's so cool" and when he's not booked to fight people always ask "where is ciryl gane ?" because he's just so damn cool

>>151575803
yeah it should be a fight night co-main at best. not even for the title

>>151568487
All time story winner and king of war

>>151575865
tru

>>151576211
yeah you probably never got meet your father

Oh no tombros our boy got concussed by a girl will he be able to take Gane's power?

>>151576408
me mom said me dad's a good lad and he'd come back someday

Tom should think about all the fatherless frenchmen out there before talking about the good relationship with his dad

Tomala'd myself awake.

Nick Diaz has really fallen off

>>151573396
You're attracted to little boys with down syndrome

>>151576211
Gane has been hired for movies and aspinall is relegated to nina drama slop
>>151576192
Don't sign your post

>>151576765
holy fucking cazzie
>>151576715
would like to hear what he has to say, bet he has some wisdom to share

>>151576841
>don't champion the streamer's bland tko merchant
>cazzie
K champ

>>151576866
holy fucking fish eatin cazzie

Why is the mischling spamming the new english word he learned

Ciryl already submitted Tom via having a bigger penis. Tom literally tapped out and accepted defeat. We won.

"It ain't fookin big enough"
"Trust me, it is"

when did cazzies and homos take over /heem/

>>151577058
you made one post b, I wouldn't call that "taking over"

>>151575870
oh you... that's an aspinall TKO compilation! you got me there.

>>151572953
Okay okay I'm going! I'm leaving! I SAID ILL GO PLEASE!!

>>151577125
Gored that gurutroon

>>151577136
so true

boxing will always be superior

>>151577237
your wrist must be so strong by now from punching nazis all day every day

>>151577214
>slowly shut door with my grabbing stick
>mobility scooter becomes my legs
Oh you're going somewhere, just not out that door.
>cracks swollen sausage fingers
>gangrene shoot out

>cazziespamming mischling is a boxcel
Color me shocked

>>151576715
He's got good hair at least. Some bald men would trade places with him.

>>151577333
You are a literal mischling who forms his opinions from a race traitor streamer who does impressions to amuse a black individual with CTE, aspinall married a p*le and has raised a subhuman as his own

I'm attacking your family

>>151577385
this is /heem/ share your favorite nazi punching techniques

>>151576841
life is in the hands of god type shit

thoughts?

>>151577517
do you agree

>>151577430
You are a mischling share your parents IC codes

>>151577526
my thoughts are mostly "who are these bums, members of the custodial staff?"

>>151577544
God damn you are an absolutely worthless poster just fuck off back to /box/ you are not funny or interesting

>>151577526
Have you fully factored that it's in saudi (very hot)

>>151577635
get a load of this casual talking about the weather lmao

>>151577544
Tawlf question

>>151577677
nothing in life worth doin ain't

>>151577669
Altitude and heat affect athletics but obviously as a racially impure reddit troll you only watch sports for le heckin chungus moments

>>151577742
what?

>>151577742
roasted that chestnut

what is it about aspinall that makes them lose their fucking minds

>>151577831
it's dementia, the GRIDS ate their brains away long ago

>>151577876
>>151577876
>>151577876

Heeminder aspinall has 0 knockout wins he's as inorganic as they come and needed a streamer to fumble his comms. for him, funnily enough neither piers nor guru will walk him out though he promised them both

>>151569963
that's vindicating his statement