Thread 151571793

dodgers

basedball

What part of LA are you guys from?
Harbor Area reporting in.

GO GO GO

First for TOTAL WHITOID DEATH

DOYAS

Snell bros...

Casual reminder that the Dodgers mega team (including the highest payroll ever with 3 MVPs/WS MVPs, multiple CY Youngs, the top international hitting/pitching prospects) was paid for by a financial company owned by the (((Guggenheim))) family that made its money from treating workers like slaves around the world

Strike-breaking in Perth Amboy (1912): When workers at a Guggenheim mine went on strike, the family used strikebreakers, and four strikers were shot during the confrontation.
Evictions in Alaska (1916): The Guggenheims evicted striking miners from their bunkhouses and left them in sub-freezing temperatures over poor conditions and low wages.
Profiteering during World War I: During the war, the Guggenheims were criticized for profiting outrageously from metal prices until President Woodrow Wilson intervened. At the same time, working conditions in some mines were likened to "slave labor".
Operations in the Belgian Congo: Through companies like the American Congo Company and the Intercontinental Rubber Company, the Guggenheims were involved in resource extraction in the Belgian Congo, a colonial project known for its brutal and exploitative treatment of Africans.

>>151571819
/sgv/ here

Snell looks like he has hookers chopped up in his deep freeze

>>151571819
Toronto Canada

All states and provinces report in

>>151571819
yer mum's house

what part of canada are you from?

we really need a sticky

this nigga is so good at fouling on strike 3
>>151571819
the one with the diversity
im trans btw

emily

kek Mexicans real uppity today

>>151571793 (OP)
I have more doggiedoos memes than blow gays memes so gonna need the jays to win it all

DODGERS ARE FRAUDS

Sit the fuck D-ACK!!!

R8 my dawgs

>>151571817
YES

Respect walk

as a yankees fan I am slighly conflicted but leaning towards doyers

Snell fears the Vladdy

Isn't Mookie Betts the name of an older baseball player? Or am I misremembering?

Sorry I don't let minorities live rent free in my head while I enjoy a baseball game.

>>151571819
church & wellesley

LETS
GO
BO

>>151571840
Unconquered Seminole reporting in

>>151571819
Seattle

So good to finally see Bo bros...
I missed his goofy ahh golf swings

>>151571862
deadly, possibly too wide
Would devour/10

>>151571862
mustard/10

Based Bo

pussy needs to lean into those inside pitches

>>151571862
2/10
Did you grill them or what?

>>151571840
Tennesneed

The Black VLADIMIR

Yamamoroooooooo

>>151571862
Looks tasty but those look like sausages to me

>>151571862
Looks pretty darn good

old school baseball

Isn’t bo bichette’s dad a wife beater?

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>151571862
I would swallow those dogs if you catch my drift

no... NO!!!

>no canacuck flags in any of the threads the whole playoffs
>suddenly they all show up for the world series

I believe in Bo.

LETS FUCKIN GOO BO!

BO

>>151571854
Sexo

HD stream made my poverty laptop freeze. Any SD streams?

It’s over

wew lad

doyers sweating yet?

>>151571819
San Diego part of LA here

Snell looks like he hasn’t slept in days

>>151571901
hes married to snell?

Here comes Kirk to kill the rally

Boba Fett single!

WOOOOOOOOOO

UH OH

His name is Bo Bitchtits?

LETS GO DODGERS

what a shitty throw lmao

>>151571926
he was up all night gaming

>>151571862
good i like it

>Bo
a future dodger

BO IS BACK
>BO IS BACK

I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot

This is the Snell I remember

BO BO BO

sneed looks cooked

Doggie Doos sisters it's over.

I'm taller and also lighter than an MLB player
nice

>>151571911
They've been posting here since opening day retard

WOW

BLUE JAYS ARE FUCKING GOOD

>5'8"
>245 lbs
fat fuck

>>151571911
no reason to shitpost without the jays in the world series

HOME RUN!! 3-0 Jays!!!

Doyerpaco sisters...

SO GAY OH TRANNY IS NOW BATTING SUB .100 IN THE WS LIFETIME

name a bigger fraud anywhere ever nrsay

somethings snells stinky

>>151571889
Airfry

Do something kirk

>>151571963
And poorer

Vamos kirk

baked smell

bruh what's wrong with him

Its okay, Kirk is honorary Doyer. Fat, short and Mexican.

Blue Gay bros... please avenge us

snell is shook wtf

sneed spent way too much time last night playing valorant, he'll be fine in a few innings

I’m so glad he’s back bros

uh oh smelly

need stream link pls

>>151571980
That's why they suck

I hope ohtani literally DIES from hbp in game 1. In fact, if he does, I'll start volunteering for charity.

>>151571965
not as many, fairweather fans

Two things I don’t like in one, a Mexican and a Canadian. Fuck Alejandro Kirk!

Every stream is buffering bros...

These Canadian athletes are as portly as Americans

>>151571885
Certified Canadian Moment TM

>>151571998
mlb24all.ir/

>>151571969
More power

>brewers
>mariners

kirk powers up with 2 strikes

>>151571998
mlb.tv

>>151572015
fat cope

jays will sweep dodgers
it's over

>>151571999
They look bad but they are good af

pitch count at 23
>smelly

>>151571998
YouTube tv

>>151571994
Who? I did not expect to see Bobobo in a baseball thread.

>>151571885
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe, last time Toronto had real SOVL

>21 pitches already
KWAB
theres that famous doyerdoodoo pitching I was supposed to scared of

i'm european, have a tenuous grasp on the basic rules of baseball and caught this being broadcast live at 2 AM
who are the good guys

this is so scary

dear dodgers fans

the blue jays are averaging a runner on base PER INNING.
literally just accept that the blue jays basically start with a runner on first, every inning, every game.

t. Yankees fan. witnessed it myself. they havent had a single playoff game under 9 hits.

>>151571911
imagine watching sports outside of the championship games

this fucking at bat bros

Damn so close

absolute nightmare inning

DAMNIT

sneed wont even make it through 5 tonight

>>151572009
just buy MLB.tv Spain bro
I know you have a good job cause i've asked you before

25 pitches in the first 1 inning
GG Dodgers

Kirk being 26 is crazy. Dude looks 40

Blake Smell and his faggot nibbling pitching style is gayer than fucking men in the ass. And I know about gay because I am from California

ENTER

alright dodgers in 5 see you for game 2

>>151572038
there are no good guys in this series

Sneed

UH OH SMELLY

>>151572034
Bo bichette

Omg!!

>>151572038
the toronto blue jays

Snell gettin cooked out

BASES LOADED OH NO NO NO

>>151572048
my jaysies

cmaaaaan

>>151572038
unfortunately the jays are the good guys because everyone not from LA hates the dodgers
I prefer shitposting as the bad guys

>our last hope is canada

jesus fucking christ

VARSHO FO SHO

>>151572038
this is like PSG vs Man City. There are no good guys

OH NO NO NO NO

BASES JUICED

basesl oaded

>>151572057
He looks gay too

WHAT A FUCKING TAKE KIRK

How expensive are the posh seats behind the plate? People here even get delivered drinks

THROW A FUCKING STRIKE JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST

>Mark Prior
Ok but who is the current pitching coach?

UH OH DOOS...

Pull this bum. It's Kershaw time

>bases loaded
Lole

OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

im gonna load your moms base if you catch my drift

>>151571998
it's on free broadcast television you fucking retard

GRAND SLAM VARSHO

>>151572064
I see

>>151572048
Against what pitching though?

What's going on here?

>>151571955
I love science, nintendo, jomboy, smashburgers, fangraphs, IPAs, baseballsavant, elden ring, the sandlot, the criterion collection, and the seattle freakin mariners

Is this snell guy supposed to be good?

BASES LOADED
>BASES LOADED
BASES LOADED
>BASES LOADED
BASES LOADED
>BASES LOADED

Yeah the Dodgers dont have it. This doesn't even look like it will go the distance

>first inning of the WS
>already going to walk someone in

what is Ohtani's problem?

Varsho looks like a psychopath I know.

look how effective patience and small ball is

why cant the braves, yankees, mets, phillies, padres, and cardinals figure that out?

>>151572086
10-15K at least that's what they were last year for the Yankees Dodgers

heard you talking shit
say that to my face (you wont)

Varsho... why...

勝ったなガハハ!!

BASES LOADED
>BASES LOADED
BASES LOADED
>BASES LOADED
BASES LOADED
>BASES LOADED

The fastball strategy isn't working smell. Back to changeup.

>>151572114
dingers are fun though

Thank god we got out of that jam

>>151572100
all of it

>>151572086
way more than you're imagining

FFS VARSHIT

darren daulton. now that was a ball player

I bought an antenna just to watch this series on air tv like in the olden times.

fuck, that's a tough matchup

SNELL 'EM

>>151572114
>and cardinals
o no ya don’t

my turn

>RISP
It was a good 2 out rally though

>>151572028
Well, I can't eat them, so I won't say you're wrong.

varsho ain't hitting shit

>>151572114
efficient at scoring 0 runs maybe

RISP of death

SNELL CANT SNEED

>>151572055
he looked so comically obese at home plate

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

go birds

Varsho you goof

not scoring there is crazy LMAO

ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER

>3 outs with the bases loaded
bravo

The Jays learned well from their old foes the Royals on how to be a pesky small ball contact hitting threat

>>151572135
>olden times.
zoom zoom kys

BARK AT THE MOON

i trusted his 4D chess move now doyers dont have to deal with those hitters for a inning

you think snell did this on purpose to humiliate the jays?

The jays good? Or snell sucks?

every time I see varsho I think of dalton mcguinty

wtf is snell doing

>>151572110
achivement unlocked: infinite n-word pass

Fuck ya daddy. Fuck yes! Oh ya daddy!

>>151571793 (OP)
hi baseball is boring as shit
that's all, thank you

>>151572120
ippei?

gonna get this off my chest

i suffer from premature ejaculation.

Warm-ups over

>>151572101
Why are you asking? Have you watched baseball before?

That one’s gonna haunt them tonight

Good job running up the pitch count

The statement was made, even if they didn't score. It was a spiritual W inning for the Jays.

>another bases loaded with no runs
sigh

>>151572185
why did snell take a third of his day to warm up?

watching baseball dure IT support night shift is nerdy

>>151572174
Juat burn through 30 pitches an inning.

>>151572174
trying to get pulled early from this semen slurper of a series

>>151572185
lovely sluts

>>151572167
Yes.

>>151572170
Both

BLOW GAYS LMAO

>>151572160
It works shockingly well I don’t know how they figured that shit out

>>151572174
TWENTY-EIGHT PITCH INNING

I'm telling you idiots
Snell CGSO

>>151572131
I see people there in the same seats from last week - I guess these seats are like season ticket seats for the richest supporters.

>Everybody plays their part!

God I hate Canadians so fucking much. You know what, I want the Dodgers to win.

>>151572182
Ooooh daddy

This nerd spent the break playing fortnite instead of practicing. He just needs to warm up and find the strikezone. Nothing to worry about my fellow patriots.

well at least smelly not going 8 innings

Varsho has lost momentum, but the only one I'm really concerned about in the lineup is Schneider. In any case, Snell is getting rattled.

>>151572185
please only past kazuha if you're going to post lesserafim thank you

Roki will btfo Jays while crying

Why is a (Allah forgive me) w*man talking

>>151572180
>Bra7i1
Opinion discarded

>>151572180
7-1

>>151572182
Enjoy it. Not getting hard is 100x worse

should’ve been erneh not varsho

Alejandro Kirk is living proof that people who look like YOU and I can play in the major leagues

>>151572086
add on tax for every gay think you can waste taxes on

>>151572221
Kek it's true LOL

2nd youngest player to start in a WS

Deport marlins man

why does yesavage drive doyerpacos into such a rage?

Hello my dear saars

I am watching this Toronto Blue Jay game! Wah re wah! Such strong defense against Lost Angels team. My God, very very great players! They are hitting very much. So much action, my heart is beating fast! I am shouting "YESSS! POWER IS BEST!" in my house now. This Toronto Blue Jay team is making me feel very very happy inside!

Oh bhai, listen one thing—please do not redeem the Amazon gift card code now. Wait, saar? I will call you later only. First, you wait, then I tell you when okay? This is very important for me.

And now I am so much excited for the next Toronto Blue Jay baseball game! Oh my God, Ace the big big bird! Such handsome mascot, hai na? He is the pride of Toronto team! When I see him, I feel like, "Yes, this is champion team already!" Ace is like blessing for the players, I am sure.

Okay, now I am going to eat samosa and watch more Toronto highlights. I am shouting, “LIGHTS UP, LETS GO!” Bye bye for now!

Patel Patel Patel Patel Patel

>>151572204
the tech supports 4k but almost no towers are equipped for it sadly

>>151571840
Newfoundland and Labrador reporting in.

there is so much fucking blue everywhere

>>151572235
that's proof that baseball is not a serious sport

>>151572222
No he isnt. He just got out of the first

>>151572050
I hadn't realized that it was being aired on one of the cable TV channels. Let's go.

>>151572227
we don't need any zutt sluts here

>>151572235
Take that back. I'm not overweight or a spic

HANTA YO Jays

>>151572244
when toronto hits a home run, this guy gets in a semi and does a lap around the infield.

if alejandro kirk (5’6, 270 pounds, slow, looks 40+ years old, no power) can play baseball, why cant i?

im 5’11, 185, played high school baseball, white, 4.2 inch penis.

can i join a double A team at least?

What watch is Schneider wearing it's hideous

>>151572244
bloody basterd how can he meme? i fuck u bloody

I lost my glasses and I have to have 4chan at 150% zoom or I get a headache

SAVAGE walk

>>151572252
Why are there no green teams? Or yellow teams? Poodres don't count.

I like Eugene Emeralds because they're unique in that respect.

>>151572260
como se dice 'dodger'?

>>151572244
kek

So uhhh... what happens if "we" win?

why are amerimutts mad at leafs all the time?

Who here is a blue jays fan that is not Canadian?

>>151571840
Hawaii reporting in.

FEIN
FEIN
FEIN

>>151572275
Oakland is green

>>151572265
lmao

>>151572282
Cuz yall drake we're Kendrick dey not like us MUSTARDDDD

>>151572277
Los doyers.

>>151572275
>Why are there no green teams?
Mariners
Athletics

>>151572282
trumptards do whatever their cult leader want them to do

You guys are way too ahead of my stream, please stop posting spoilers

>>151572282
low test makes men irritable

>>151572267
nah, pretend to be a woman and dominate college softball.

it's seriously my plan. i am going to be the goat.

>>151572293
Who?

>>151572302
Why are there no good green teams?

nosavage

max muncy is fat

>>151572282
jews on tv told them to, so they obey.

>>151572282
You guys are really obnoxious on 4channel. Raptors fans are funny though

>>151572267
im actually a scout, if you post a link to your highlights i'll take a peek but no promises

>>151572282
you guys send too man actors and musicians into our country, and we're sick of it

that funky muncy

>>151572308
just tune your digital antenna to your local fox affiliate on your television, retard

that funky muncy

that funky muncy!!

Our Funky Muncy

>>151572308
sauce????

>>151572302
>Mariners
Mostly blue. Maybe seafoam at a push.

>>151572270
BENCHOD

LETS GO JAYS LETS GOOOOO HECKIN CANADA

That funky muncy

i said “los doyers” to my dominican friend and he shoved me and said “fuck off man” and left my buddy’s watch party.

everyones been saying “not cool” and saying i was out of line, etc

i thought this was COMMON SLANG LIKE YOU GUYSBSAID FOR YEARS.
fuck man. should i just leave the party? its tense af now

muncy is fat, but also funky

that funky muncy

Dodgers establishing themselves. 1st inning was a warmup round

Yeah Trey is tired, he's not used to pitching this much.

DAT

>>151572280
Canada gets to annex a state of their choosing

>>151572329
Im not 80 years old so I don't have an antenna

>No stickies for world series

We used to be on top of /sp/, yah know. What happened?

Brass Muncy

We don’t need to know your penis size.

what are we snacking on tonight
I got some unsalted cashews doritos and a frozen pizza in the oven

ripping some topps holiday right now

>>151572298
boring. that's not the vosotros answer i wanted

>>151572355
attracts spammers

We got too cocky.

KEEEEEEKAYYYYYYYY

>>151572355
Stickies are stupid. It brings out the worst of 4chan.

KIké!

it's over

THANK YOU KIKE

>>151572353
God I wish we could get rid of a northern state

It's over already, Dodgers in 4

KEEEKAY

KIKE KIKE KIKE

KIKE

>>151572353
Minnesota
ok, next question

>>151572344
lmao "not cool"
>i wasn't trying to be cool
>i was trying to be racist

just admit it anon. the women won't admit it; but it will make them wet af.

It's over.

its over

GO GO GO

KIKTOBER
DODGERS ON THE BOARD

>>151572356
>he watches kinos on a laptop

that faggot kike got the dawg in him

Announcers glazed Yesavage too much.

That blasted Kike

Fuck

im hispanic and Im rooting for the blue jays :)

>>151572315
A's are historically good.
Mariners are.. the Mariners

it's over canagays...

it's over

Kikes at it again

its over

it's over

>>151572362
BBQ doritos

put in red savage

>>151572354
ah, you're poor, my bad. enjoy your delayed stream you fucking penniless faggot

>BLEW GAYS

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

FUCKING KIKE

It's over.

>>151572362
Halloween cookies from shart mart

Itsoversavage

THATS MY KIKE!!!!!!!!

THIS SHIT'S OVER IN 4 LOL

How does the KIKE do it?

fucking gay kike

>>151572361
7 inches 2 cm

it’s already over lol

ITS SO OVER
>ITS SO OVER
ITS SO OVER
>ITS SO OVER
ITS SO OVER
>ITS SO OVER
ITS SO OVER
>ITS SO OVER

let’s go!

Dodger lineup is tough to beat.

>>151572411
cool it with the antisemitism

Jeets awfully quiet now

kike no...

jays always need multiple runs to win, no pressure

keke hernandez is too good post season wtf

FUCKING KIKE

IT'S FUCKING OVER
EVERYTHING'S TOTALLY FUCKING FUCKED
GOOD GAME DODGERS JUST TAKE YOU'RE TROPHY NOW

>Jays start losing
>"Best athletes play cricket saar!!"

>>151572418
cool it with the anti-semitism

>>151572408
I can buy an antenna but why would it when this is literally the only thing I would use it for?

SARR U R THEE FUCKINGG

>1 run
>It's over
Have you not learned your lesson

boooooooo

im crying

put bieber back in. the lights are too bright for this kid

>>151572344
@grok is this true?

>>151572438
>You are trophy

BASED KIKE

>sport too irrelevant for a sticky
kwab

the score was 0-0

Come on trey. Small head steroid man is here in support.

>>151572356
>being broke as shit
pathetic

KIKE

>>151572439
Hitting mechanics are more interesting in cricket saar

BASES
LOADED

BASES
LOADED

BASES
LOADED

BASES
LOADED

BASES
LOADED

BASES
LOADED

BASES
LOADED

why is eggman hitting from the right side

WAT DA FUG :DDD

holy shit these pajeetronto announcers are fucking retarded dogshit.

Cool it with the antisemitism guys.

blue jays really had no one else to start game 1 other than a rookie huh

BASES LOADED
AGAIN

based marlins man

>>151572458
rigged

uh oh

it's over

>swinging bunt hit
Jays luck ran out

Praise the kikes jeet war now

spiritual bunt

>>151572180
I don't watch baseball very often tbqhwyf but it's comfy and classic. I can see how it was the coolest shit ever in like the 1910s

TOMMY E TOMMY E

BASES LOADED
>BASES LOADED
BASES LOADED
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BASES LOADED
>BASES LOADED
BASES LOADED
>BASES LOADED

is it just me or are these innings really slow

i'm telling you right now anyone who didn't see this outcome coming doesn't know baseball

SHIT

what a fucking stupid name yesavage anyway

fucking kike. also this hernandez guy sucks too.

>>151572441
>why would i purchase an $8.00 thing to use it for its intended use?
aw you're retarded too?

>>151572422
That’s a good size, but we will need photo verification.

Stay calm leaf posters it’s first inning

>pooges
just don't hit into a dp

no matter who wins, we lose

>swinging bunt
Brutal

OMG OMG OMG SHOHEI GRAND SLAM

THE FUCKIBNG SCRIPT!!!!!

Pages just needs to avoid the GIDP

ENTER again

REMEMBER THIS LEAF WE INVENTED THIS BORING ASS SPORT

>>151572496
Just as god intended zoomer

>OHTANI ON DECK
OH NO NO NO NO NO

the scrappy underdogs with the bases loaded!

>pages
>automatic out
rispgers

>>151572285

There's a fair amount around Buffalo.

Blow Gay Can-Cucks

Kike has got to have some recent ancestry from Spain, he's one of those JJ Barea Puerto Ricans

I'm not feeling too good bros........

>Ohtani on deck
NOT IDEAL

>>151572454
yes

180IQ eggman

We call that the Eggman Special nigga

It’s double play time with Pages up

So the Dodgers are like the Bayern München of basedball?

more like LOSE ANGELES

great japman is about to stright out again isnt he

how does that marlins man have so much money to fly around the country and sit in the club seats every game?

The moment is too big for the rookie.

Literally what is the point of playing the rest 8 seasons if the dodgers are just going to steamroll their way thru everyone with their 100 gorgillion dollar roster.

>>151572505
I’m shy nigga

>>151572550
Theyre the babe ruth yankees of baseball

Dad is getting angrier and angrier by the second

>>151572334
Some random 20 year old Ukrainian girl.

>>151572556
he's a retired lawyer

grim

>>151572550
more like the devil in the bible

>>151572556
he's an ambulance chaser

LET HIM WALK YOU PANDY

I bet Max Muncy can really stink up a locker room.

pages has been told no double play

>Ohtani on dick
IDEAL (for him)

>>151572538
due

Ohtani?

FUCK

Schneiders gonna have some questions about why they started Yesavage in game 1 after this is all over.

>swings at ball 4
fuck off pooges

Well, at least he didn't GIDP.

HE SWUNG AT THAT KEK

Man you yanks can NOT mix live sport audio properly. Same shit inflicts the nfl broadcast too

dubs and ohtani grand slams

NEW

>>151572594
>>151572594
>>151572594
>>151572594

Grand salami

uh oh tani

WHY WOULD YOU SWING YOU STUPID FUUUUCK

>>151572550
That's the Yankees, Dodgers are more like Borussia Dortmund

>>151572602
fail

for the love of god or whatever you beleiv in put the ball in play

andy pages, more like faggy gape-age amirite

why is this kid pitching game 1 of the World Series when he only made his debut last month. he looks like he's about to cry.

FACE IS NUMB

>>151572595
to win, which we will have done

>>151572526
slower than USUAL idiot

>>151572520
WRONG

this ohtani guy fucking sucks

>>151572564
Watching other teams you hate lose

Eh, could've been a lot worse.

>private gomez larping as Japanese
lel

OHHHHHHH ME SO SOLLY

Wheres the real thread?

>>151572704
Sent you an invite in DM.

>>151571840
Ontarichud reporting in

>>151572704
No spoonfeeding here. Reddit is that way

>>151572657
This but unironically

>>151571840
Nunavut here fuck you nigger I just got a fresh bottle of listerine fuck

Lmao the spaghetti from both team. Fielding and baserunning mistake canceling each other out

>>151572916
pretty kino
Freddie was sort of right to expect the through home tho

>>151571854
emily sexo
>>151571916
sexo

The dodgers are cringe and dumb and stupid

>>151575266
and UGLY too