Thread 151574091

dis your goat?

who?

>>151574091 (OP)
*strikes out swinging at garbage*
*gets carried by his team two years in a row*
That will be 700 billion dollars plus tip

doyers are just Ohtani and friends at this point

>>151574091 (OP)
Dis your goat?

Funny how no one thinks MLB needs a salary cap anymore

>>151578948
I only approve of things that hit the Dodgers. I will be rooting for Los Angeles to be carpet bombed one day, but the political temperature isn't quite as close as I need it to be.

Kawasaki better

>>151578985
i hate the dodgers and LA too, but your post reeks of flyover jealousy

>>151578985
>I will be rooting for Los Angeles to be carpet bombed
that won't change anything much

>>151579006
MONKEY NEVER CRAMP

>>151579007
San Fran anon.

>>151579160
lmao. literally nobody from san francisco calls it "san fran"

nice try though, flyover nigger

I don't understand baseball

>>151579214
Play it with the veneco migrants in your neighborhood

>>151578985
>political temperature isn't quite as close as I need it to be
??
i'm very fucking certain if commiefornia was accidentally nuked by a russian sub that just happened to slip by radar, the rest of the USA would clap for it

>>151579214
You are in the right thread

>>151579214
its literally the easiest sport in the world outside of soccer

did you not have a dad to teach you sports when you were a kid?

dont like his face
looks like a fag

>>151579243
California subsidizes every shithole red state though, you'd all starve to death

>>151579214
https://youtu.be/skOsApsF0jQ

>>151574278
Guggenheim are hitting a home-run for America by donating 700 million dollars to Japan

>>151574091 (OP)
I legitimately believe he doesn't do well in high pressure situations... like the "not clutch" narrative might be right... he finally shows up, has arguably the best postseason game ever, but of course its when they're 3-0 and a 99% lock to make it to the WS anyways.... does nothing this game... has a chance to at least put 2 scores up if he singles, 3 if he triples 4 if he grand slams, of course he chokes up. then of course when the game is all but over, zero pressure, he 2 run homers.

>>151579578
well, it will be a lot clearer in a week.

>>151574091 (OP)
he got a 2 run homerun

>>151579273
Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Texas, Georgia, Alabama and Arkansas are all farming and animal husbandry states and can easily achieve food self-sufficiency without Faggotfornia. Meanwhile faggotfornians would die of thirst and reek like shit from lack of bathing and showering without red state Arizona diverting river water from the Colorado River to quench wetback water parasites in San Beanerdino, Lost Fagulus and Fag Pooiego

>>151579273
My nigga do you think food grows on pavement and deserts? Or in the flyover states?

>>151579259
>outside of soccer
wtf are you talking about? i bet youve never played competetive soccer.

>>151579214
you got lucky when spain and portugal split the americas

probably the most over rated player in the entire league. They tried to sell him as some all star pitcher and batter while in the reality he can't pitch and his batting is barely above average