Thread 151576180

DOYERS ARE FINISHED

>>151576180 (OP)
Doyers

Los Angeles is a fucking shithole and this team is a direct result.

KEK DOYERPACOS

aipac btfo

aieeee save me japman

jays

i never doubted my jaysies for a second

Owari da

I believe this is what the kids call "getting rekt"

blow gays channeling their inner jeet and raping indiscriminately

TRANIME FAGS BTFO

I think the DOYERS should let the Blue Jays have game 1!

maybe doyers can add another billion in salary before game 2

So, is this like hockey??????

DOGGIE DOOS KEK

Ohtani bet on Dodgers in 5 is my theory.

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it was 2-0

PREDICT THE REST OF THE SERIES
>PREDICT THE REST OF THE SERIES
PREDICT THE REST OF THE SERIES

predictions:
Game 1: 18-3 blue jays
Game 2: 7-2 blue jays
Game 3: 11-4 blue jays
Game 4: 9-0 blue jays

I was told the Dodgers pitching staff is the greatest of all time.

What the hell is with this meme of using shitty covers of good songs to promote something? I gotta hear this retarded shit every Monday when football is on.

why would the dodgers let them get all those hits? are they stupid?

NIGHT NIGHT

>Brewers
14 hits in 4 games against dodgers
>Jays
13 hits in 6 innings against dodgers

>>151576180 (OP)
doyers
>g a p e d

DAY
OF
THE
GRILL

Yeah I'm thinking Hal has to drop the hammer on Cashman, Yankee bros.

Really happy for Buck and those oldheads who've waited decades longer than I.

2-11
>2-11
2-11
>2-11
2-11
>2-11

>2 inches that is MASSIVE
thanks canadabro

>>151575413
>16 minute thread
DOGGIEDOOS KEK!!!!!

OH CANADA
MY HOME AND NATIVE
TRUE PATRIOT LOVE
IN ALL OUR SONS COMMAND
WITH GLOWING HEARTS
WE SEE THEE RISE
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE!

Jfc how long was that inning? Felt like an hour

Dodgers in 4
Dodgers in 5 <- you are here
Dodgers is 6
Dodgers in 7

>nine runs in one fucking inning
Has that ever happened before in the world series? You'd think the best team in the NL would like, NOT let that happen. What's their payroll like anyways? Maybe they aren't spending enough for impactful players??

Dodgers aren't winning this year because Todd Boehly is focusing on winning a divegrass title with his other club Chelsea

>>151576264
>still spamming
>still not white

The dogers are being powned and are certified noobs

>>151576247
Jej

>>151576180 (OP)
So, how do you beat the mighty dodgers?
Turns out, all you have to do is not swing at their bullshit out of the strike zone, let them walk in runs, force them to actually pitch strikes, and then hit it out of the ballpark.

Who'da thunk it?

What did they just say the record was?

>>151576180 (OP)
Leafs plz spare us

TOTAL
CHICANO
DEATH

>doyers """dynasty"""
>only win one ring
LMAO

>LE DEATHSTAR DOYERS ARE UNSTOPPABLE THEY'RE GONNA REPEAT
KEK
>DOGGIE DOOS
KEK
>DOGGIE DOOS

>>151576279
SPIDERUMP

>>151576180 (OP)
>first pinch hit grand slam in history

>>151576292
>our sons
kek!

Shotani 3HR
Betty 3HR
Freeman 3R oppai

Now the bullpen needs shut them the fuck down.

Los Assgeles

das it mane

fisher just throw strikes i bet you get 9 outs before you get 9 runs

Fisher, fix your shit.

Jaysbros I’m starting to believe

>>151576277
No fuckin way

>>151576323
I believe this

I went to take a shower WTF HAPPENED?

>>151576312
wtf

LETS GOOOOO
DO IT FOR EDDIE!!

hopefully this inspires some rich toronto business owner to put some batting cages in the city. please...

Last year dodgers strategy was just to put the ball into play because the Yankees defense sucked

This time all the jays need to do is get into the dodgers bullpen even just for an inning, they can take em to the cleaners

>>151576312
fuck you fuck you

save us pages

>>151576266
1) 15-2 jays
2) 8-3 jays
3) 10-0 jays
4) 6-1 jays

I couldve played for the blue jays

>>151576329
...

>>151576266
JAYS BY A MILLION

Muncy fans absolutely hate the idea that other teams have fat players or that fans of those fatties enjoying seeing those players jiggle their tummies around on the field. They are beer belly totalitarians. To the average Muncy fan, the only point of baseball is to Muncypost on /mlb/ and for everyone else to be sad about it. They don’t understand why there are fans of other players. If every other team in the league just became 26 Max Muncy clones standing around eating meatballs, Muncy fans would just smile and say ‘Muncy’ to themselves over and over and they’d never get bored.

Comeback starts now.

DEAD CHICANOS ALL OVER THE FLOOR
BROWNS COPING
OH THEY SEETHIN

Gemini predicted this

there’s nothing wrong with anime.
I really like Ohtani and don’t like Ontario.

>>151576312
Fuck u.

please implement a salary cap just to further dismantle the doyers

Mop up guy gonna load the bases

>>151576305
seethe on paco

pages helps picther gain his confidence back

Yeah, this series is over

More like Soilers, because they poo-pooed their pants.

Just put $5000 on the Dodgers come back

sign stealing cheating mother fuckers!

Fisher is just calibrating...

As a dodgers lifelong it’s time for Kershaw to save this game

>>151576276
Uh, those fans didn't look so excited about a grand slam

>>151576312
I was gonna be upset an image from my youth was AI'd but then it made me lol, good work

JOINS THREAD

YOU GUYS WERENT KIDDING ABOUT THE LA BULL PEN SUCKINGNIGGER DICK KEK

BLOW

OUT9 RUN INNING

MEIN SIDES ARE GONE

I CANT FUCKING BREATH

HAHAHAHAH


Blue jays beating LA harder than ICE

PINCJ HIT GRAND SLAM FUCKING KEK

LOS ANGELES BEANERS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OIT

BLOWN

THE

FUCK OUT

LA IS OVERRATED BEANER TRASH

OHTANI IS HOT GARBAGE LMAO WHAT AN OVERRATED CHINK FUCKING KEK

THE LOS ANGELES SPICS ARE GETTING EXPOSED AND BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

CANADA WINS
AMERICA LOSES

VLADAMIR GUERRERO >>>>>>>> OHTANI

THIS IS GOING TO BE A 4-0 SWEEP

NL JUST CANNOT COMPETE AGAINST THE BLIE JAYS

LA EXPOSED AS THE MOST OVERRATED TEAM OF ALL TIME
OHTANI EXPOSED AS THE MOST OVERRATED OLAYER OF ALL TKME

YES FUCK AMERICA FUCK YOU CANADA #1

WE EATIN TONITE

the dodgers are going to be swept

the blue jays are the greatest postseason team of all time
>guaranteed 2+ baserunners per inning
>unstoppable small ball
>averaging 7.3 pitchers per game and somehow still winning
>0 errors

not even the dodgers can win one against them. this series is over.

is it good to keep walking players every time when bases are loaded?

You guys told me the Dodgers were Goliath...

>AL team spraying diarrhea shit on the “Goliath”

Fucking kek everytime
.

dodgers should take a page of the blue jays book and learn how to fuckin hit eh?

>>151576367
>t. I just started watching baseball

>>151576340
they made it clear they're only investing in apehoop

what was the deleted post?

>>151576312
DAAAAAAAAAAAA DODGERS LOSE

>gassing out your offense in game 1
Kek doyers in 5

>>151576361
My favorite provinces are the prairies

>>151576370
Prove it pussy

>>151576359
it's just scraping from the internet where the dodgers were heavily favored prior to game 1. it'll chang after this

>>151576266
1: 14-2 jays
2: 10-3 jays
3: 7-0 jays
4: 5-1 jays

Do it for Jack Layton, Jack's got your Back

somehow I feel like the jays can still blow this

>>151576365
>no u
lmao go back to whatever shithole your family crawled out of

>>151576393
it.

I dont watch baseball
is 2-11 good?
Are we winning?

>>151576370
Big if true

pages is just the worst

kirk managed to get a run both times he was AB there lmao

LOS ANGELES JOBBERS
LOS ANGELES JOBBERS
LOS ANGELES JOBBERS

>>151576406
Glad this commie is dead and his party is defiled by a jeet

someone linke pls

Alejandro Kirk is 4 feet tall and wears a size 50 jacket

>>151576401
fucking lol

CMON DODGERSSSS
DO IT FOR EDDIE MURPHY!!!!!

>>151576399
>thinking this is all they have in the tank
kek they will keep going. Dodgers are fucking done

kek spics are so fucking mad they're false flagging as canadians now

>>151576292
>OUR SONS
based and true lyrics

this is my first time posting in a /sp/ thread

nigger

CHICANOS
DYING
OUT

doggie slurp slurps
doggie shart sharts

>>151576420
he's a free out, fucking terrible

Dodgers fucking suck kek

OHTAHNI KEK

it's punting time

THE HOUND

Spice loser
America loses

Toronto ( and Canada by extension), Wins

>>151576413
It is the most dangerous lead
Doyer comeback begins now

>>151576413
1993

OHTANI ARE YOU OKAY?

Time for a garbage time homer

>>151576266
>Jays in 4
Game 1: 13-3 blue jays
Game 2: 5-2 blue jays
Game 3: 13-6 blue jays
Game 4: 3-0 blue jays

>>151576440
your enemies here are spics not niggers

oh no ohtanibros

bruh u didnt need to bend back that far, it wasnt gonna hit ya

why they so bad

Lololol
>Doyers

>>151576413
statistically, yes
but unlike whatever sport you watch, it is also statistically not totally safe

>>151576444
checked

Home plate umpire is low energy.

So how are the Blue Jays cheating? They obviously are

>>151576440
and there it is

>>151576431
kek

if the dogerz don't score more runs they will lose the match

When does that Jap player do something????

>>151576463
YOU ARE THE ENEMY

fuck this fuckin faggot cheating canada team bunch of fucking cheating frauds

SHOHEI SAVE ME!

You Canadians know this isn't a Canada vs USA game, it's Canada vs Mexico

worthless homerun

>>151576444
>THE DODGERS BULLPEN HAS BEEN ABSOLUTE ASS ALL YEAR
>ALMOST BLEW MASSIVE LEADS AGAINST THE REDS IN THE 1ST ROUND
>BREWERS ARE RETARDED AND DIDN'T WORK COUNTS, ALLOWED DODGERS STARTERS TO GO BASICALLY FULL GAME
>BLUE JAYS WORKED COUNTS AND GOT SNELL OUT EARLY
>DODGERS BULLPEN IS COMPLETE ASS, LEGIT ONE OF THE WORST IN THE ENTIRE LEAGUE

THEY
ARE
WHO
WE
THOUGHT
THEY
WERE

I thought Ohtani was supposed to be good at this game

>>151576266
jays in 4. all will be high scoring for jays.

>>151576466
dodgers offense been mid all post season

>>151576474
Kys falseflagging retard

new to /sp/ when will he make a homerun?

HOLD YOUR HORSES

>>151576406
>Layton
He's the reason we have that Cantonese commie mayor now, fuck him

>>151576474
They told their players to be better than the doyers

>>151576390
It's pretty clear this is gonna be a wet fart of a world series, Jays have been hitting on another level the entire playoffs

Why use up all of your offense in a best of 7 series. Makes no since. Save some runs for future games.

>>151576461
LITERALLY EVERY TIME, IT'S COMICAL AT THIS POINT

can someone link something, i never watch sports

LOW LEVERAGETANI

>>151576413
eventually pages will come back to the plate yes

>>151576494
He is.

>>151576444
kino

padding stats...

ITS OVER

GARBAGE TIMETANI
>GARBAGE TIMETANI
GARBAGE TIMETANI
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Chris Paul

It's not over til it's over

It's time for garbage time Ohtani

golden sombrerohtani!

damn…

>>151576461
OH KEK I KNEW IT

>>151576440
excellent first post

GARBAGETIMETANI HAS ARRIVED

IT WAS 11-2
>IT WAS 11-2
IT WAS 11-2
>IT WAS 11-2
IT WAS 11-2
>IT WAS 11-2
IT WAS 11-2
>IT WAS 11-2
IT WAS 11-2
>IT WAS 11-2
IT WAS 11-2
>IT WAS 11-2
IT WAS 11-2
>IT WAS 11-2

Alejandro, Alejandro
Four-foot-eight, weighs a fucking ton
Opponents beware, opponents beware
He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming

it's over

SCRIPT BROS WE ARE SO BACK

I don't want the blue jays to win because I know their media will talk up a championship as some based cultural victory for Canada over the evil Trumpist Americansbut I just can't root for the dodgers

Greatest comeback in WS history incoming.

Ohtani's pretty good at this baseball thing

OHTANISAN DAISUKI

>garbagetimetahni
Like clockwork lmao

why is ohtani sucking so much ass today?... oh yeah I forgot, his team isn't up 3-0 in the series and it isn't garbage time

GAMBAREEE OHTANI SAN GAMBAREEE

too latani

Garbage time stat padder Ohtani

baseball looks fun

>>151576494
Yes

2 down 8 more to go!

>>151576266
1: 15-6 jays
2: 11-1 jays
3: 8-3 jays
4: 4-0 jays

SHOEHEI GARBAGETIMEY

>garbage tani dinger
It really is an absolute fucking guarantee

It’s over. Blue jays bullpen does it again

11-4 Dangerous lead

Holy shit Ohtani did something

it won't get talked about much, but pinch hitting to add on was a great move, he did it twice

>>151576490
Based all-caps boomer

>>151576506
Did you watch the Mariners series?

>>151576497
jays burn their bullpen early, at some point this series there will be another Little moment

just put another $5000 on Dodgers comeback
thanks Ohtani

>>151576461
OH HORY SHET BROR YU HEET DE HORRM RURN

HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
KWAB

>>151576461
kek every time

>>151576476
best girl (next to helena (next to momiji (next to ayane (next to kasumi (next to leifang (next to nyotengu))))))

OH SHIT THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>>151576494
THE PROBLEM WITH HIM BEING A PITCHER/DH

IF HE ISN'T HITTING, HE LITERALLY CAN'T IMPACT THE GAME EXCEPT ONE GAME PER SERIES (HE WILL NEVER PITCH TWICE IN A 7 GAME SERIES EVER, HE IS PROTECTED AND DOESN'T PITCH ON 3 DAYS REST EVER, HE IS NOT THAT GUY)

THIS IS WHY THE STAT NERDS THAT SUCK HIM OFF OVERRATE HIM. YES, HE'S A GOOD PITCHER.

BUT THE VALUE OF DEFENSE IS HUGE IN BASEBALL.

>>151576506
It's funny how you think this is all the Blue Jays have

>>151576503
no that was john tory shagging his secretary then using that as an excuse to resign and leave fixing the budget to the next mayor

>>151576410
>laffs
>Jeet
Only applies to the Raptors

Ohtani special

>>151576556
its fun for about 10 seconds then mind numbingly boring for like half an hour

>>151576461
comeback time

kek ohtani like "Well I got mine"

thinkin bout bassball bros

why do doyers wear chains? is that a minority thing?

What kind of name is Mookie? Sounds like a dog's name

Show-me Ohtani

I remember playing Triple Play 98 and thinking the Rogers Center (or Centre, as it were) was so cool

>>151576583
too true, we should give these innings to a guy who can go long like Lauer or Bassitt

do you idiots really all think the jays are winning in FOUR???

come on. yall hve tk be chftoking. groelijg. TROLlingn tybe Whinc. wioncrr ronce ther cronrew. .

ebn ad.

>>151576550
>lately

dookie

STOP THE COUNT!

>>151576582
Still found it hilarious how Guriel got away with this calling Darvish a Chinito

dookie bettz

Why Ohtani wait this long to hit a HR?

Not a great time to be Mexican right now :(

>>151576614
snell? is that you?

y'all ain't ready to here this
but Ohtani is the Dak Prescott of baseball players
he just plays in a league with no cap, which is the only reason he wins

>>151576607
Would've been the Skydome at the time.

>>151576611
Think Bassit is coming in

>Doyers will get swept
>ohtani hits a homerun in garbage time every game
padddingtohtani

>>151576602
>minority
>make up 90% of the world

>>151576543
Trump will get butthurt about it and tariff us more if that makes you feel any better

>garbage timetani
>stathei padtani

>>151576603
His real name is Markus

>>151576594
You live in Brampton

How did the NL win the all star game this year?

where the fuck is marlinbro?

Obtain hits a huge homerun to cut the lead down 42

Joe Davis is seething that he couldn’t ham up that garbagetimetani home run call lmao

>>151576639
Yeah just saw him warming up

MILLIONS OF DEAD CHICANOS

any other sport you'd call those garbage time points

Shohei "Chris Paul" Ohtani

I knew this series would be a war

Freddie FreeOut

>>151576652
no one gives a single shit about the all star game now that it doesn't affect the post season

>>151576590
This
Ohtani could never

>dog fart
cannot unhear

Let the blowpen meltdown continue for the doyers

>>151576651
I don't but none the less it's true leaf fabs are still white for now

>mlb had a graphic ready for Ohtani's homerun withing a few minutes of it happening
lol

>>151576603
Black people name. Had a black student named Mookie in high school

fuck canada bunch of faggot pajeets I hope trump declares war on you homos

>>151576653
He's off buying $20 hot dogs

Freddie has the power of 40 year old Ichiro now. It’s over

>>151576653
the mob finally got him

>>151576646
that makes me realize that ohtani rhythm with pissi cuckitini.

>>151576666
quads confirm

Mariners and Yankees and Dodgers are some of the best hitters. Judge was red hot in the Jays series, but it wasn't enough to stop the Jays. With great hitters, it's inevitable they are gonna get a homer off their stars.

Trey Yesavage keeping them to 2, and the bullpen keeping them to 2, is GOOD news for the Jays.

>>151576666
Jays in 6

I can't watch the game live. Is the LA coach putting in position players to pitch or is he gonna try a comeback with his relievers?

>>151576650
So just some nog nickname?

>>151576679
Chinks love their GOD

>>151576653
takin a shit

Ohtani needs to pitch Games 2 and 7

>>151576652
Kanagawa all-stars can win the nationals but no Kanagawa team can ever win nationals

>>151576684
that's in canadian dollars, so not bad

>memeners
did better than this

>>151576593
No, Layton, the NDP commie, married Olivia Chow. They nearly divorced after he was caught frequenting happy ending massage parlours, but she stuck with him to get into power. They're the Clintons of Toronto; utter scum.

OKANE KASEGU OHTANI WASTA

>>151576653
Is that the one fucking Jacked Jays fan sitting next to him

>>151576607

it is

>>151576681
He would never, unless Israel told him to

are all the Canadian asians rooting for the jays or ohtani?

>>151576580
I'M 40, SO ACTUALLY OLDER MILLENIAL
JUST A SCHIZO
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

>>151576626
Sauce please

Mexicanbros we failed

every Ohtani homerun was showed on repeat on prime time news in Japan when I was there.
they're gonna broadcast that homerun 10x in a row every hour and not show anything else from the game lol

>>151576712
kino

>>151576693
you also pitch differently with a 9 run lead. you'd be more fine with ohtani if it were still 2-2

>>151576180 (OP)
>DOYERS

reagan commercial lol

oh there is that reagan ad from canada kek

Yamamoto will get 2023 Japan Series Game 1'd yet again tomorrow, mark my words

>>151576719
is she died?

padres would booty blast both these shit teams

DODGERS SPENDING A BAJILLION DOLLARS JUST TO SHIT THEMSELVES GAME 1

>ali larter somehow hotter than she was during Heroes
sure why not

They're gonna let Wroble take the rest of the game

more like oh tranny... amirite?

>>151576234
The MAGA hat of our jays

>>151576719
Ohtani. Immigrants have no loyalty.

>>151576719
wtf kinda cabinet is that

YOU GUYS WERENT KIDDING ABOUT THE LA BULL PEN SUCKINg DICK KEK

BLOW

OUT9 RUN INNING

MEIN SIDES ARE GONE

I CANT FUCKING BREATH

HAHAHAHAH


Blue jays beating LA harder than ICE

PINCJ HIT GRAND SLAM FUCKING KEK

LOS ANGELES BEANERS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OIT

BLOWN

THE

FUCK OUT

LA IS OVERRATED BEANER TRASH

OHTANI IS HOT GARBAGE LMAO WHAT AN OVERRATED CHINK FUCKING KEK

THE LOS ANGELES SPICS ARE GETTING EXPOSED AND BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

CANADA WINS
AMERICA LOSES

VLADAMIR GUERRERO >>>>>>>> OHTANI

THIS IS GOING TO BE A 4-0 SWEEP

NL JUST CANNOT COMPETE AGAINST THE BLIE JAYS

LA EXPOSED AS THE MOST OVERRATED TEAM OF ALL TIME
OHTANI EXPOSED AS THE MOST OVERRATED OLAYER OF ALL TKME

YES FUCK AMERICA FUCK YOU CANADA #1

WE EATIN TONITE

the dodgers are going to be swept

the blue jays are the greatest postseason team of all time
>guaranteed 2+ baserunners per inning
>unstoppable small ball
>averaging 7.3 pitchers per game and somehow still winning
>0 errors

not even the dodgers can win one against them. this series is over.

is it good to keep walking players every time when bases are loaded?

You guys told me the Dodgers were Goliath...

>AL team spraying diarrhea shit on the “Goliath”

Fucking kek everytime

I am glad "piss gold boy" OhTrashi is gonna get knocked a few pegs during all this

Does Game 1 always decide the World Series?

>>151576719
THAT is some quality cabinetry

I will no longer feel bad for Canadians being replaced by jeets.

>>151576719
They have both Jerseys and will wear whichever is winning
bunch of faggits

>>151576681
>Trump invade Canada
Please I want to blow up the oil pipelines into the US so the oil shortage finally hits the world

>>151576716
they might

CANADA GETTING SUED FOR UNAUTHORIZED USE OF REAGAN

fuck neoliberal Reagonomics and fuck Fox for accepting that POS ad to air

>>151576719
Jays of course

LMFAO what is this commercial? I LOVE SLAVE WAGES AND HAVING NO INDUSTRIAL BASE. YES SIR, A MILLION MORE INDIANS PLEASE!

>>151576757
every time

Why even let your relievers get tired trying to pull a comeback?

Come on Reddit I need a springer dinger

>reagan ai commercial

Typical leafs. Say virtually nothing at all, then then they open their mouths it’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard

>>151576723
Don't have it sorry

Canada has claimed Reagan and America is pissed

Best player: japanese
Best team: canadian
Worst president: american

>>151576769
anime board dogger bored seethe

>>151576757
Yes. The team that won game 1 always won the world series.

>>151576719
Cute Japanese milf in my class loves the Jays and doesn't care much for ohtani

I ate 30 buffalo wings and a tray of fries. I am sure I ate more than anyone else in this thread tonight.

What about u?

gonna be rough to see millions of plastics return their brand new dodgers caps

Lol I'm watching the World Series in a Canadian site and they're showing an ad of Reagan speech about anti tarrifs. Im just here to watch baseball

kill all avatarfagging pedophiles

quick /sp/ poll

1) do the jays sweep the dodgers?
2) your team
3) penis size

i apologize to the mariners when I said that they'd get flattened by the doyers, I was not aware yet

>>151576734
They ran it again? Lmao I thought they had suspended it

>Ohtani garbage time homer
I swear this nigga is just Judge with a ring

>>151576773
Tbf it's us saying muh tariffs are bad here's the architect behind NAFTA saying they are bad please remove saar

>>151576697
he's definitely saving his arms for Game 2

clement didnt get on base 3x today?
bench him

RON-ALD
REA-GAN
*clap clap clapclapclap*

I like watching the americans seethe

faggot cheaters will be exposed

>>151576734
Cost our provincial government $75M. You'd better enjoy it.

>>151576757
Yep. Its over. Congrats Bleau Jays, you guys earned it.

>>151576797
>sweep
Lmao fuck no

>>151576782
I disliked him ever since I knew that he got rid of drinking and driving and made the legal age to drink 21

>>151576787
i had a chicken breast and some spinach

>>151576791
That's the only reason they scripted Blue Jays to reach the WS, to show those ads

>>151576796
you mean your prez?

Every blue jays player except 3 playing today is American. You guys win us stanley cups all the time so this is us paying you back.

>>151576266
Game 1: 13-5 Blue Jays
Game 2: 8-5 Blue Jays
Game 3: 7-4 Dodgers
Game 4: 12-7 Dodgers
Game 5: 6-3 Blue Jays
Game 6: 8-6 Dodgers
Game 7: 9-8 Blue Jays

>americans more focused on commercials than the game
This is why jews love you.

>>151576757
This is a 1 game series

>>151576773

People love cheap shit. Even people that claim to want American products will usually reach for the cheaper, almost certainly foreign made, shit made by slaves.

Shes gone to the toilet

>>151576787
pic related

>>151576797
1) yes
2) yankees
3) 4.1 inch

>>151576703
there won't be a Game 7, anon

>>151576791
how dare you watch baseball

If I'm toronto I'm sailing a ball behind ohtani next at bat just to stunt on them

>be hub for drug smuggling and money laundering
>tarriff the fuck out of American imports for decades
>America finally tarriffs back

NOOO NOT LIKE THAT

>>151576800
Not until Monday.

>>151576773
> tf
> tp

>>151576811
I unironcally want to know who by the fat fuck paid to produce this trash

>>151576461
ahahahaha

>>151576734
there are millions of americans watching the dodgers get rolled while that ad plays
probably the first time ford has ever spent money well

>>151576742
This is how you find out you have a granny fetish, huh, anon

>>151576755
>I am glad "piss gold boy" OhTrashi is gonna get knocked a few pegs during all this

Ohtani's gonna be the Aaron Judge of this series. He's gonna hit a bunch of homers, but it won't be enough.

>>151576603
It's short for Moquierius

>>151576787
15 birds had to die for your one single meal

CANADUMB ENTERS RECESSION
>CANADUMB ENTERS RECESSION

Reminder that everytime the camera goes on the jays fans they are white 9 times out of 10 despite other teams calling us the jeet team as cope

the dodgrs are vets they could come back strong next game

So, I just started to have some bad gas. Worrying thing is..It smells sweet? Like sugar? Do I have the beetus?

>Wrobleski
That has to be a made up name
Who the ruck is this fella

Drake bros, we did it again

>>151576797
1) yes
2) mets
3) 7.5 and thick

>>151576797
1. Yes
2. Jays
3. 6.5 inch (uncut)

>>151576764
Canada doesn't have oil, it has tar sands that you blast full of the most toxic chemicals imaginable to get low quality sludge that they can't even process into something usable in country.
It's pretty fucking irrelevant to the global oil supply.

What's everyone watching after the game?

For me it's pic related

koufax :)

>>151576851
>49
>granny
uh

I'm filipino

>>151576703
Ohtani is good but he has no stamina
You really want only 5 or 6 innings with no vesta?

>>151576797
>Sweep
No
>Red Sox
>6"

>>151576788
more like spastics kek

guys it's okay trust

>>151576858
this nigga huffin his own farts

>>151576797
>1) do the jays sweep the dodgers?
n o doggies doo
2) your team
stros
3) penis size
20.5cmx16cm

>>151576862
Did Drake bet on the Dodgers?

>>151576791
Those ads only aired in American states

>>151576797
1) No
2) Jays
3) little under 10", I should probably lose some weight so I can be honest about it

>>151576856
they keep having cricket day during the season to try and get the jeets to like baseball. hopefully it doesn't work

>>151576856
this
it's just spics seething about white people

Canada seems pretty lit if you’re gay

>>151576856
And 1/10 time is some asian qts

The most annoying part of all this is that we're going to hear retards talk about how Ohtani really came through for his team despite choking fucking dick historically and only coming through when it mattered the least

Canadians are faggots

>>151576854
15 birds = 60 wings retard!!!

>>151576787
Large bowl of chili and an equally large bowl of ice cream.

BASSIT HOUND IN

Bassit better not blow it

finally a 123 inning
isn't that the first time the jays haven't had a runner on in an inning all postseason?

>>151576842
>tariff the fuck out of American imports
Only for agriculture
>be hub of smuggling
Mohawks still exist problem is that unless NAFTA goes ack and all countries enforce random searches your screwed

>>151576868
>so irrelevant he went out of his way to learn about it

ohtani just playing to keep his OPS up lmao

>Broadcast is still jerking off the Dodgers even when they're getting blown out
This shit is comical lmao

>>151576797
1:no
2:braves
3:5.9

> fox sound guy abandons rush after one song

pathetic

Just keep chipping away doyers

>>151576876
Spiritually 0-12 because Aaron Boone is a retard

China is fucking us in the ass with the rare earths things. This is the worst time to be turning against, canucks. You will feel the rage of MAGA.

>>151576703

https://x.com/internetvin/status/1981888764671602691

reminder this is your average canadajeet baseball IQ, they can't help but spew poo no matter what the topic is

>>151576797
1) yes
2) phils
3) 4 inch and very thin. almost looks like a triple A battery

>>151576822
2 jays loses their bats will be cold only 1-2 runs

>>151576876
Didn't they lose most of those WS?

>>151576797
yes
Indians
I'm a girl lol

okay canada you have my attention

>>151576791
You thought Canadians being OBSESSED with US politics was a meme?

>>151576871
Yep. Get out of the wine aunt perspective, anon. Women shouldn't be starting to have children after 30

GET FUCKED DODGER WEEBS SWEEPING YOU DEGENS AND CELEBRATING IN LA

BREAKING KIM

>>151576876
cope-a-cabana

>>151576898
not even the first time this game
but the jaysies do hit the bat

>>151576869
amateur crossdresser porn on xhamster

>>151576923
Where is the lie?

>>151576922
TACO

>>151576923
I don't give a fuck what faggots on twitter are doing

>>151576927
yes

>>151576917
>1963
>boone
huh

who says no?

If Toronto wins we all get Japanese girlfriends

>>151576797
1. No
2. Yankees
3. 2.7 inches

>>151576823
kek

>>151576180 (OP)
>jays down by 2
>put the kids to bed
>up by 7
what the fuck happened

>muh jeets
>muh poos
Rent free

>>151576923
>they hated him because he told them the truth

WHAT ARE THEY DODGING
VICTORY?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You guys realize Bettman is gonna use this World Series as justification to ban Canada from the cup for another 50 years right?

>>151576886
i too can use a VPN

>>151576868
>pretty irrelevant for global supply
Yes but the Americans refine into crude for domestic use the pipe lines go and they start having oil supply issues we also give them NATGAS as well would put pressure on the American export of NATGAS

>>151576902
I know about it because I live here and we're dependent on it...
guaranteed that countries with actual oil don't know or give a shit about it.
meanwhile you live here and don't know shit lmao

>>151576797

1.) no
2.) orioles
3.) 7"

why did they leave snell in to load the bases?

>>151576797
1) no, they give up one to the Dodgers
2) Phillies
3) ~7"

>>151576912
I agree. They are playing a concert in chimpcago soon. Kinda want to go

Would you call 6"4, 209lb (93kg) Ohtani a Chinito?

>>151576898
They seemed to turn off the cheats for that inning

>>151576797
1) yes
2) rays
3) 8 inches but i havent had an erection in 5 years.

>>151576877
You gotta, my man. It's the best way to smell if something is off. And something is off.

>no
>Giants
>6.75 and thick but I'm an incel

>>151576939
do you know what "granny" is short for? how would a grandmother have children?

>>151576908
It's the american feed, not the sportsnet feed.

>>151576266
JAYS ARE JEETINGGGGGGGGG

>>151576923
seething spic animal

>>151576976
he got lucky by having a short inning before, so Roberts trusted him to go one more hoping he'd get a DP to save the inning

>>151576962
Snell never got it together and got pulled with the bases loaded, no outs.
Then the BP happened

>>151576797
1) No but they win it all
2) Blow Gays
3) 6 inches on a good day

>woman on the panel for after the game
kek

>>151576869
kamen rider animu, new ep should be tomorrow

>>151576968
ummmmm sweaty it has only been 32 years since we last won actually...

>>151576791
I don’t see shit like that on my tv man
what are you watching?

Canada is awful and filled with jeets so we deserve a WS win.

>>151576797
yes, full sweep
O’s
6 inch. big, meaty, PINK head too.

>>151576664
If Ohtani gives up a dinger, they should fly the Enola Gay over the ball park

>>151576868
We are still the 4th largest producer in the world. Ita called bitumen and it's used a lot for asphalt and paving

>>151576971
I'm phone posting so I don't give one shit about Grammer

Did Canadians boo?

>>151576797
1. No
2. Orioles
3. 7"

>>151576978

you'll see me there

>>151576923
why do dodger bandwagoners seethe so much kek

>>151576958
nice

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMYDuPWHFAo

>>151576986
There aren't grandmothers without children, anon. Are you a black or something

>>151576917
>1963
>Aaron Boone
You should've just blamed Cashman

les go blue yays

>>151577016
Also we are eky contributor to US domestic supply

We’re not cool no more Canada

>>151577028

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh5RSv52g6U

>>151576797
1) no, Ohtani wins at least one game pitching
2) Natinals
3) 5" flaccid

>>151577028
best song from the album imo

>>151576797
I’m a girl tho

saar? must beat traffic saar please get

I might buy a cheeky Blue Jays shirt.

>>151576797
Win yes sweep no
Phillies
7 inches in warm weather

>>151576923
>dodger fans are so scared they're screenshotting randoms on twitter in rage
kek

>>151576736
holy shit what a bunch of a faggots

>>151576968
>Last time we won the world series and the Stan Lee Cup in the same year.

EVERY THING THAT IS USELESS AND GAY IS CANADA

/nu/

>>151577066
>>151577066
>>151577066
>>151577066

>>151577052
Gotta get up early for a double shift at the shitposting farm

>>151577031
>starting to have children over 30
so you can't even read your own posts?

>>151577028
>jew
cmon canabro

ROW REVERAGE-SAN

>>151577049
clit size?

>>151577059
kek they really do be like that

>>151576797
>sweep
No, but a 4-1 gentlemen's sweep

>my team
Giants

>penis size
girthy.

>>151576764
Don't worry youll get annexed eventually, can't be any worse than being overrun by indians

>>151576787
I ate like 4 hamburgers today.

I'm not proud of myself.

>>151576925
some girls like a small penis we call it boyfriend dick its nice for settling down because it won't leave you sore

>>151577077
>women shouldn't be starting to have children over 30
You take this to mean
>starting to have children over 30
You are retarded

>>151576797
>No
>Braves
>6.1 inches

>>151576917
Boone managed in '63?

>>151576935
>black nail polish
He doesn't know

>>151577011
Finger my ass

>>151576962
Snell was jobbing from outset
still, he kept the game close and was able to complete at-bats and get out of jams
the damage was done cuz he was averaging 20 pitches per inning and tired out mid-6th

>>151576637
It still is. Fuck Ted Rogers, I ain't gonna let him have his name on every fucking venue.

>>151576797
1. No
2. Mets
3. 8.5" uncircumcised

>>151576637
I don't know a single person who calls it the rogers centre. It's either the dome or the skydome

>>151576791
>Hey americans remember all those boomer politicians that fucked up the country?
>Don’t you want them to come back?

>unironically playing Drake
Wtf are you doing Fox?

>>151576719
Chinks and gooks hate the japs.

>>151578287
Chinese will mock Jap politics or bring up the war but then be shameless anime / cosplay addicts and blow half their yearly salary on random junk in Tokyo (all made in China btw) every year