Thread 151580729

>>151572224
The Calgary Flames are 1-7-1

my canesies have had a good start this year :)
except for a few players :(

go leafs go!
>go leafs go!
go leafs go!
>go leafs go!

we don't >previous post here you fucking newfag trannies

>>151580747
we do previous post and we will continue to previous post, bitch

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>>151580747
shut the fuck up retard we always have hocvious

>>151580755
we don't

I think we should have the last 10 >previous threads in the OP, every OP.

>>151580759
Raped retard.

>>151580696
NHL FaceOff 97 so it's the 1995-1996 rosters

>>151580759
hocvious is a trb psyop dumbass no milly tranny

#1 draft pick
here we come
:)

>>151580768
well to be fair, foote was one of their worst dmen. also I wonder what they rated sakic as

if you even think about vaq's ass in this thread you'll get lit up with a 3 day

>>151580798
rip me

>>151580798
what about this ass

>>151580740
how's the new black dude, k'andre miller, been doing. iirc carolina was a slave state so he might not feel very welcome

>>151580795
Forsberg 93, Roy 95, Kamensky 83, Ozolinsh 81

They also had zero respect for Gilmour, Sundin or the Leafs as a whole. I'll post that when I'm finished with this game vs the Canucks.

>>151580840
actually we're good bud

this trade gets funnier when you realize everyone said Calgary won by default

>>151580840
laffs sucked ass back then so it checks out

>>151580807
imagine the gristle on his marner cutter

>>151580849
what the fuck is a "cole schwindt"

>>151580861
*nicolas roy cutter

>>151580849
cope they did win the trade they just signed hoob for too long and too much money before he ever played a game for them

we don't talk about marner-cutting gristle here

>>151580877
trvke

>>151580877
hoob also sucks so there is also that factor you have to factor in

I mentioned going to see the Hokkaido Red Eagles Japan's best Hockey Team.
Said I'd post the Arena. Take in the joy of a sport that is not popular in Japan. My boys. DOMINATING
7-1 going into the third. Hokkaido will never lose again.

>>151580877
Florida Panthers: 2 cups, 3 eastern conference champion titles

Calgary Flames: 0 cups, 0 western conference champion titles

>>151580891
flames just need a little more time retard

>>151580891
so what?

>>151580888
based

>>151580888
Nepia Arena. Home of the finest hockey team in Japan.
For some reason there's a Lambo out front.

>>151580891
This comparison doesn't prove anything at all.

>>151580898
Couple more years but problem is you're gonna have to get rid of the more established guys like Kadri so the timeline lines up for everyone to hit their peak simultaneously. I like Kadri and can see him getting sent to a team like LA that has a lot of young talent to trade away

vpn travel bloggers deserve the rope

>>151580910
what is going on with the absolute SHIT parking by those 2 double-parked assholes??

>>151580912
Good joke anon

>>151580917
tldr

>>151580910
>muh honoruburu societeru
>retards cant park straight
jen

>>151580898
*gives the Flames more time*

lol the Flames still suck, start another mediocre rebuild!

>>151580931
>can't read

>>151580844
>>151580858
Yeah, I still think Sundin should've been rated higher. 85-86.

>>151580939
we don't post selifes OR our flaws here

>>151580940
>Now includes gift card redemption blocker

so you really don't know?

>>151580958
we know they are still called marners here.

>>151580813
>how's the new black dude, k'andre miller, been doing.
to me, he's been barely above-average as a defensemen
professional commentators who watch more closely have plenty of compliments about the details of his game
but to me, he just goes back and forth with 1 nice play, 1 lazy play, 1 nice play, 1 lazy play, over and over again
he uses his reach decently-well for poke-checks, but he's no Jaccob Slavin, that's for sure

but also he's out hurt right now, so who cares

>iirc carolina was a slave state so he might not feel very welcome
true, we hate blacks here, unironically and completely
but we'll put up with him for a while if he helps us win

>>151580963
oh we actually don't call those that here now

>>151580953
Name one good team that cantada has right now

>>151580966
do you have multiple personalities or something

>>151580963
>>151580954
>>151580953
They really let all the retards into /hoc/ unsupervised post the most retarded shit

>>151580972
Just 1? I can name 7.

>>151580798
Thighs ok?

my flames are canadian!

>>151580964
well they do have good food in the deep south I hear so that at least should be a comfort for him

bros, pet your dog right now

>>151580964
hyuk hyuk shut the fuck up hill billy 1-16

>>151580984
7 would mean you would also be naming the one that is on the very bottom the ass end of the entire league right now.

>>151581018
Fire takes time to heat up. Give the Flames some time.

>>151581006
can't he's been dead for 8 years

once gare adds relegation the flames are gonna win a lot of titles

>>151581006
he got cancer and had to be put down when i was younger

>>151581033
>echl flames

I think Canadiens are legitimate contenders this year. However, as much as I would love to see Caufield and Hutson lift the Cup, I'd prefer to see jeets continue to suffer another 33 years

>>151581027
fuck man, mine is on his way... why can't they be puppies forever. I like my dog more than my own family.

>>151581033
only would work if they scaled the salary when a team gets relegated and the nhlpa would never accept that unfortunately

>>151581049
Starry Night, Mona Lisa, Shawn Michaels taunting the Canadian flag

>>151581024
Wait so.... you aren't tanking for the number 1 prospect this upcoming draft season anymore?
Which is it?

>>151581049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVzikIQKWzU

>they are still seething
stay jealous

>>151581063
The Flames will get both. The Cup and Mckenna. You'll see.

>>151581063
they have no plan every retard in the building is just trying to save his own job. that has been the operating procedure for like 10 straight years now
>>151581049
gay magazine i'm afraid

Total
Wrestlefaggot
Death

Fucking typical Whalers starting to goon it up by starting two fights in the third period in a blow out loss.

>>151580972
Montreal looking pretty good if they taunt don’t the refs

>>151581084
girly magazine tranny

>>151581073
I think so too. Connie has a plan

>>151580934
It was bad. You can't tell from here, but the van is painted the team's colors and is cov and covered with Red Eagle stickers. And a Bozeman Montana bumper sticker for some reason.
I don't know. Hokkaido doesn't give a shit.

>>151581091
hey dylan, sleep it off?

>>151581073
>>151581084
maybe if you guys keep acting like retards something good will happen. Chins up

>>151581110
chins up
tusks up
dicks out

woke up with the hoob guts. never been on /hoc/ this time of night i'm only here until the marner drops

>>151581120
still tiny

1st game of the playoffs

>>151581094
I will get on the first flight this morning to Stockholm and disconnect your face from your body if you ever disrespect the Hartford Whalers again

more like the shartford gaylors kwab

>>151581165
KWAB

>>151581157
you have stockholm derangement syndrome

I think we've seen alot of flamers every year on /hoc/
But this is a low point even for them.
I mean worst in the league thats bad enough. But the fans here have been more delusional than usual too.
Spiraling

>>151581185
i look like that. like just like that. for all i know that is literally me

>>151581157
>6 hour flight to Cuckholl
>9 hours by car or train to where I am
Good luck with that travel.

>>151581157
What’s more disrespectful than moving them 700+ miles away and changing their name then pretending they’re still the Hartford Whalers?

>>151581207
how many hours by reindeer sled

my favorite player on flames : gavin MCKENNA !! beast player destroy the oilers destory the sunbelt. flames stanley cup 2028 new arena party

>>151581206
a big fat gay retard. Thats how I picture every flames fan

there used to be at least one swede who wasn't a full retard but he mustive died or stopped coming here

>>151581215
Depends on how fast the reindeer you get are.

>>151581246
cope, flames fans are men of culture

i present a new image. this image will be used when a team is bad enough to lose to us when we are trying to lose on purpose

>>151581259
Didn't you just tell me thats what you looked like?

>>151581278
and this shall be the first and last time this image is ever posted.

>>151581224
Svenfren if you ever end up in Calgary ill show you all the best spots and the mountains

>>151581302
will you also have sex with him?

Man is Buffalo legit? Thompson has been amazing so far. I think this might finally be the year Buffalo puts it all together. Tuch and Dahlin are looking great as well. Dahlin gets points from me just for beating the shit out of Marchand

>>151581294
Cope we're sweeping the oilers

Travis Green had the season of his life. The Islanders still ended up last in the Atlantic Division and 3rd from the bottom in the Eastern Conference with only the Whalers and the Senators behind them.

>>151581224
>>151581259
>>151581073

>>151581302
thanks fren :D maybe we can pick up some scran from peters too

>>151581335
Of course :)
>mix up to three flavours
for me its coffee + oreo + vanilla

>>151581320
Chris Chelios also had an assist on almost 40% of Chicago's goals

get a room faggots

>>151581368
Go back

>>151581356
cool :) think ill go for coconut banana

>>151581375
Go back where?

>>151581400
excellent choice
:)

>>151581400
A real fag move for a faggot

>>151581335
Did you pick Calgary as your team only because you wanted to be apart of the most embarrassing clique of /hoc/?

>>151581409
Back to reality dipshit the pic you posted is on L6.
Where are we today? Wake up want me to slap your stupid face?

>>151581443
Why does the canadian respond for the "Sweden" poster? You are just using a VPN aren't you?

a part and apart don't mean the same thing

water under the fridge

>ALL OF US WHO HATE THE PANTHERS CLAPPING NOW
>*CLAP*CLAP*
>ALL OF US WHO HATE THE LIGHTNING CLAPPING NOW
>*CLAP*CLAP*
>ALL OF US WHO HATE THE PREDATORS
>ALL OF US WHO HATE THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS
>ALL OF US WHO HATE THE STARS ARE CLAPPING NOW
>*CLAP*CLAP*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV74oz3il3Q

>>151581523
It's a doggy dog world

(f)lames

>>151581601
rule

>>151581253
he was a traveling medical doctor and he got reassigned to a country that blocks 4chan

>>151581185
Your Current AND Dead Name: Gord

>>151581016
holy seeeeething fan of a loser team that nobody ever posts about

Bring back the two line pass rule.

>>151581810
Yeah let's turn the sport into a neutral zone clusterfuck

Did you guys see Ovie scored another goal? I just heckin love when that happens!!

I am super confused how the sizes work for hockey jerseys. Would size 50 be equivalent to an XL MLB jersey?

>>151581829
It would bring back creativity and possession.

>>151581851
i think it depends on if you get a street wear type jersey or game jersey. Game jerseys are way bigger because they are made for hockey pads to be worn underneath

>>151580877
> they did win
Huberdeau is mediocre. Look at his stats last year. Calgary 100% lost the trade. We got 2 mediocre players (Hoobs and Weeger) for one of our absolute best players that is now producing fantastic results for another team (winning two cups). I blame Sutter. He was the "Deal with the Devil" so to speak. Since Sutter pushed all of our players away, we've been mediocre

>>151581185
hey theres the chin guy!
i admire the grind to achieve such magnitudes of mass

shows true dedication

>>151581864
The one I was looking at getting was "Premium", I tried looking up on youtube but most of the stuff I saw was from almost a year ago and just comparing the Fanatics vs Adidas jerseys. I was looking at a Fanatics one and trying to match the size chart to MLB but the numbers aren't even close.

>Doughty was asked on Wednesday to reflect on what it took for his team to climb out of an 0-3 hole in its first round series against the Sharks. His response was not particularly flattering.

>"Once we won that first game of the San Jose series, we kind of had a feeling we were going to come back and win that series," Doughty said. "You could see it in their eyes and their team and their captains and leaders that they were worried about us coming back. So we don't want to give these guys any life."

>>151581895
Sorry bud i don't know
ask shannon
:)

Bring back brawls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR_QMwZfzto

>>151581928
idk who that is, I just started watching this season because my MLB teams didn't make playoffs and wanted something to watch. I'm liking it but idk if picking the closest team to me (Sharks) is gonna work lol. This was the one I was looking at because I think it looks cool.

wtf bros I was told that wolf was elite and vezina goalie??? btut at least he has a cool meme jump and only costs 7.5M until 2033 so it's not that bad

Trivia question, what fanbase
>this year will be different, this year is our year

There is no scale to measure the visceral abhorrence I harbour for the Golden Knights.

eating ham and lentil soup

>>151581988
Now there's a dude who has zero charisma and zero authority, how can anyone take it seriously when this guys tries to hype his team lol

>>151581947
Shannon is this fella but it looks like he doesn't have a video on the subject https://www.youtube.com/@TheHockeyGuy
I'm sure you can find a video talking about jersey sizing. You could also go to a sports shop and try some jerseys on.
>sharks
Good choice, will be an exiting team in the coming years. The teal colour is very nice.

>>151581851
>>151581895
The mlb chart says a "small" has a chest size of 36 inches which is insane. I have an adidas jersey that corresponds to roughly a 54 fanatics size and I'd say its good for an XL shirt size. You might want to size up if you plan to wear a hoodie underneath

>>151582030
>c-come on guys, we gotta like, win and stuff, come ooooon please guys come on please, guys come on p-pleaseee

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>151582090
are absolute dogshit

>>151582059
I picked Giants (and A's) because I'm about an hour away from SF/Oakland (even though lots of people are pissed A's moved to Sac temporarily until they allegedly go to LV)

One of the main reasons why I wanted to get into hockey now besides since my teams MLB seasons are over was because as a kid I liked playing Street Hockey in PE/ with my brother (not many ice rinks in NorCal, and wasn't really built to play ice hockey in the one local rink I have cuz I was built like a twig as a kid lol)

>>151582066
I tried searching for more and found a link on reddit saying 50 should be around an XL so I'm probably just gonna go for it since I don't plan on layering since I generally run hot anyway. The biggest size of the one I want is sold out of anything bigger than 50 so if worst comes to worse and it doesn't fit I can probably return it and there is a 30% off anything over $75 rn on the store. I don't really mind if it is a little slim, my main thing was not wanting it to be super baggy.

>>151582090
R U L E
U
L
E

>>151582114
Nice, street hockey is an absolute classic. For me its moving the net when a car comes. Hockey hockey is fun as fuck but its so easy to get injured. Staking by itself is fun enough imo.

>>151582142
I blame watching Rocket Power as a kid, luckily for me we lived at the end of a dead end street so we just took turns making goals on each other. I only ever skated a few times at the local rink, was super uncoordinated as a kid so my ankles would always get fucked. Roller blades were always a bit better but we usually just used normal shoes or Heelys lol.

>>151582142
*skating

>>151582160
>ankles get fucked
sure you tied your skates tight enough?

>>151582142
Just play floorball like a normal person

>>151582168
Getting the ball out of the gutter is half the fun though

>>151582166
idk i was a kid and they would fit us when we would go as a school trip. The regular ones were like brown high heels and looked gay so i always picked the hockey ones, I was also a bit bowlegged as a kid so that was probably part of the problem

>>151582166
this

>>151582178
Yup I skated like on the left except they were tight, I also, aside from being slightly bowlegged was generally really tall for my age so I would have to wear jeans that were way too big just to be the right length.

>>151582174
The brown ones were probably for figure skating.

>>151582197
yeah they were, all they boys always got the hockey ones because figure skating was gay/for girls. We would go really fast and throw ourselves into the barrier in front of other people's parents to freak them out and pretend to be hurt, super fun.

>parents got caught up and couldn't visit today

thank God.

>>151582207
lmao
barrier like the boards?

>>151582217
no I'm from NorCal so it was an indoor rink, there was an outside wall probably about 4 feet high and we would slow down just before hitting it and use the momentum from our speed to "hit" our stomach area and try and lean over and act like we got hurt to mess with the adults because we all grew up watching Jackass. We would also sometimes purposely fall and see how far we could slide.

>>151582210
>thank God.
Yeah, thank "God". Or, you know, the completely random scheduling conflicts of the universe. Nothing says holy blessing like not wanting to see the people who raised you.

Hey buddy this is Christian country keep it moving

>>151582244
thank gary please

>>151582260
retard

>>151582260
>people actually believe this

Random scheduling conflicts of the universe are what I call rags games

>>151582240
Sounds like a fun memory :)
I remember me and my friends trying to recreate this gif in gym class.

>>151582269
I choose to believe it because reddit atheists are the new anti-pokemon card christians

straight-up just sharted right now
there is now poop in my pants
i repeat
poop in my pants

/krak/

>>151582281
we did that too lol, PE/Gym was one of my favorite classes because you could just do retarded shit with your friends and have a fun time. When we did Vollyball in Gym in High School me and my 2 buddies would team up for 3 v 3 and we all had nicknames for each other and since I was the tallest they would put me in front and i would always hammer fist the ball as soon as it came over the net and we almost always won.

>>151582284
You:
straight-up just shmarnered right now
there is now marner in your pants
i repeat
marner in your pants

>>151582306
no, mitch marner is not in my pants. it's just shit, blood, and flaked cum

The habs are great again

>>151582326
look again

>>151582244
There are forces in this universe conspiring, usually against me and usually as a sort of surveillance. I just call that God even if I'm not religious

For example if you're ever left in peace and quiet someone or something will eventually bother you, this is the universe almost thinking your life is a boring TV episode of no conflict and wants to change it up

>>151582360
>my mitch marner is orange juice
>MY MITCH MARNER IS ORANGE JUICE

>>151582361
Oh, you are religious. In the sense that you're completely fucking nuts and suffer from the same delusions as Christians.

>>151582300
>hammer fist the ball as soon as it came over the net
kek

You've got me unlocking distant memories. I remember there was this incredibly loud radio in the basement of the school and we used to ask to got to the washroom just to turn on the radio at full blast and run back to class and try not to get caught. It was so fucking loud you could here it everywhere in the building lmao.

>>151582415
anytime we did weight training in middle school there was a 100% chance that the radio would play Crank That (this was before smartphones/bluetooth speakers being widespread)

>ovechkin will score his 900th goal in his 1500th game
fucking retarded ass obvious script gary

>>151582439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk6ua2y6c44
beauty

>>151582518
never heard this before but the 2006-2012 sensitive young man in me would have been blasting this. I used to be into Job for a Cowboy, We Butter the Bread with Butter, Black Dahlia Murder, Cholera, and some other Deathcore stuff (still listen too some of them every now and then for old times sake).

/hoc/ there is a man outside my window foaming at the mouth rambling about "marners" what do I do?

>>151582614
goatse

>>151582569
I remember blasting death grips and thinking i was some kinda cool guy

>>151582666
used to listen to them a lot when I was in college, that and Yes, The Persona 3/4 OSTs, and The Jojo anime season 1 and 2 OSTs, and King Crimson.

>>151582689
Broad music taste, very noice.

im gonna go to bed, good night or good morning /hoc/

>got whacked for offtopic for doing gay erp on a different board
flags for this feel? hockeyteams for this feel?

99 North Americans are currently playing in the KHL and supporting Putin's war machine.

>>151582772
>flags for this feel?
Canadian/Swedish
>hockeyteams for this feel?
Calgary Flames

>>151581043
posted at 4am after gooning the night away by a fat plastic yank btw

Just a heads up: the next thread will be Blues themed.

Coffee status: brewed
Breakfast status: eaten
Video game status: about to play.
Marner status: bubbling

Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a Saturday morning

>>151582884
Incredibly based

>>151582804
back to your video games bucko

>>151582871
it most certainly will not the blues suck bro

>>151582884
what game

>>151582910
Oh! The good ol' Hockey game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the good ol' Hockey game!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxJvrD80nJ4

just deposited a lovely marner

>>151582393
I remember back in high school when some kids made atheism a part of their personality, you seem like the toy atheist kind who can only talk shit about christianity lmao

>>151582393
cringe stuff sven, probably gets a big pop from your stringy blue haired ghouls in the 'cord but not so much here, you see here we think you're sad and pathetic and would boot fuck you on sight, of course that's if you ever left your smelly bedroom (you won't)

>>151583101
>you want to bash Christianity? Very nice. Let’s hear your criticism about Judaism.

>>151583125
based canadian just took a big stinky marner on sven's chest

>>151582393
I remember when I was an edgy teenager too

>>151583125
Least unhinged christcuck.

>>151583132
Lmao well played Derek

>>151583101
i remember reading hitchens and co. back then. very cringe but i was only young

There’s only one god, and that’s Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

how can you be a scientistic materialist and not also a nihilist? if there's nothing transcendent, then nothing matters (except my habbies of course)

>>151583190
At least it’s an ethos dude

>>151583190
Some would argue jerseys are also transcendental

>>151583179
Shane is the #1 McMahon, dude did all kinds of crazy shit for love of the game in early 2000s.

Wrestlefags OUT

>>151583190
>if there's nothing transcendent, then nothing matters
Says who?

>>151583259
dostoevsky

Babbies 1st existential discussion ITT

TO THE LEFT!
TACK IT BACK NOW YALL
FIVE HOPS THIS TIME! HOP IT OUT NOW
RIGHT LEFT LET'S STOMP
LEFT FOOT LET'S STOMP
RIGHT FOOT AGAIN!
LEFT FOOT AGAIN!
RIFHT FOOT LET'S STOMP
LEFT FOOT LET'S STOMP
FREEZE!

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

to REE or not to REE
that is the question

Swedish hockey is just frustratingly bad sometimes

>>151583313
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

for me it's rundgång om den transcendentala egenhetens stötte

It's sad that American zoomers are adopting high church Roman Catholicism to larp. I really like the low church Christianity of rural America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op6dHDqW-eU

Let's go Saipa

How many Swedes are in this thread baka desu senpai

only optimists commit suicide, optimists who no longer succeed at being optimists. The others, having no reason to live, why would they have any to die?

>>151583449
You really expect they would just live a simple life, go to church and mind their own business?

Looks like Gary is dropping pucks extra early today

Hnic at 5pm? Gary's off his rocker.

I dropped a marner extra early roflmao

>>151583517
We do, but you raging troons shoot at us in church.

>>151580729 (OP)
thought that was gonna be jackie chan

>>151583599
HNIC always starts at 5 you leasterner scum

>>151583403
dead puck era because of the retarded rules and 90% of swedish hockey fans are mentally retarded and think redbull commercials are a bigger threat

>>151583707
Let's not have any in-fighting today.

Hoping Marner can show a little more substance today against his old eastern conference rivals. He needs to make a big splash.

>>151583749
Changing the rules for promotion and relegation would fix a lot over time

Siana Sylvester mental performance consultation is a gentle handjob while telling you you're doing great at your hockey matches big hockey man

If the opponent scores I turn off the stream

simple as

Good morning sisters

>>151584254
hey, sweetie

>>151583778
It's out-fighting because Greater Alberta will be independent

business idea: gary gives /hoc/ all his silver

those red and gold brynäs jerseys are so good. i want one

>>151584341
You don't really want that do you?

It's ok. Under control. Laffs will use a top draft pick and come back stronger than ever. They're right there, saar.

>>151583383
>"Let us make good"
>Will still use a standard of "good" established by a favored religion of choice
you can tell you are a brainlet anti-Christian masquerading as an anti-theist

>>151584440
if >laffs didn't spaghetti against florida in the second round, would they have beaten the hurrishits last year?

>>151584464
jen!

>>151584524
Yeah that's a pedophile all right

>>151584524
>chad emerald miner
>søyience! tech virgin son
never seen his dad before just his satanic mom on pedowood magazine covers

>>151584504
>if >laffs didn't spaghetti
Laffs need Jesus.

Hopefully Our Sennies can catch the Craps sleepin' tonight

Heres a philosophical question for you:
If someone buys a jersey, but Gary isnt around to collect a commission, was a jersey really sold?

REEEEEEEEE

>>151584925
no. the platonic form of the selling of an nhl jersey (qua nhl jersey) is contingent on fiat currency ending up in gary's grubby little hands

>>151584956
kwab

>>151584956
I can never get a "good" wordle score because I refuse to play properly and always spend the first three just whittling off letters. my go to is
>lucky
>point
>based

Wordle 1,589 6/6

Wordle in 3
Guess Im just elite

>>151584925
in such instances of goyish negligence gary simply raises concession item prices $2 across all games to recoup the missing money plus interest for the minutes he went without payment

yeah our jaysies finna win dat eries

>>151585004
based is a decent first word
the other two arent that great

>19 points in 18 games in Switzerland
he is finally putting it all together
expect him to be the hottest free agent this summer
bulju era is coming

>>151585075
imagine having matthews and nylander on the same team. grim

are the calgary flames really 1-7-1?
are they really in last place in the entire NHL?

>>151585075
his shitting was warranted and his sharting vindicated

>>151585118
Other team has games in hand on Calgary, so technically speaking they're even lower than last.

>>151585118
*checks notes*
Yes I believe you're correct - the Calgary Flames is the worst team in the entire league

>>151585118
actually 0-7-1. gary said their first game was a fluke and decided to remove all traces from the history books

>>151585075
laffs had one more point in the standings through 8 games with marner in the line up
the laffs are just trash

die die die die

>>151585175
mckenna is the next wright
nhl.com giving him a blog to overhype this kid

>>151585327
Cope, Les Habitants are immortal. They cannot die.

>>151585330
cope mckenna was destined to establish the flames dynasty of 2028

remember when owen power was taken first overall lol what a shit draft

>>151585302
Cope Laughton and Woll are back stay scared mate.

>>151585084
bulj

>>151585084
the memes were true.... my boy puljingz just needed more time...

hoobs scarred last night
apologize

>>151585427
Did Scott play the whole game last night? Missed kt

>>151585542
how many games will he remain healthy this time?

>>151585681
ALL

>>151585681
Until the poll seduces him again

>>151585084
>i have awoken

>>151585542
he only scarred in his mind

>Gulutzan: “No, I would say the opposite, to be honest with you. I was concerned from Day 1, just on how quickly we were getting to where we wanted to be. There are certain things that we’ve implemented that have caught hold, and we’re good at them. And there are certain things that haven’t caught hold. So for me, basically after the Colorado game, I had some concerns. Not that I could see it coming, but I knew that there was a lot of work to do.

>“Y’know, I’ve seen this before. I’ve actually been involved with this a few times. New system, new coach, new start of the year. Feeling out the boundaries of the new systems ... there’s always some clunkiness. We’re in the clunky phase. And we’ve got a few things, I always like to refer to it as the ”Big 4″ in winning, in the keys to winning. Your power play, your penalty kill, your goaltending and your five-on-five play, those are the Big 4. And you need at least three of the four to be good. You get four outta four, you’re great. Right now, our penalty kill is taking water, our five-on-five play is not good enough, and that’s why [we’re hovering] around .500."

>>151585823
cope it's a mental game

>>151585627
No, laffs are being cautious with Laughton, a valuable property.

>>151583383
whynisnt horse thor ain any of marvel yet?

>>151585974
Thats good because if Laughton was on the ice losing to buffalo might be a little embarrassing

SHAME on laffs management for letting their greatest ever player walk for free, while simultaneously telling their fanbase they're going all in, and by all in the mean signing plugs and habs castoffs

>>151585974
they can't be too cautious, roster is thinner than Scott's hair and they spent a valuable 2nd round pick on the guy, I'd expect results

>>151586053
Stolarz and Woll are the answer

I said apologize to hoobs

>>151586099
They are great but they can only play one at a time and its not enough

I am not eligible for the next draft

>>151586129
time to retire and play floorball or broomball I guess

>>151586197
both sports are manlier than handball

>>151586263
Lacrosse is the gayest sport

>>151586129
time to pivot to F1

>>151586277
nah lax rules

>>151586053
Don't worry. You'll be back to staying scared soon, mate.

>>151586129
we can be undrafted free agent bros

Wordle in 6. Perfect connections

>>151586335
Just like my islanders


Good morning /hoc/

> Craig Conroy has begun working the phones
I-is he about to break up this dynasty?!?

>>151580729 (OP)
Are the rumors real?

>>151586053
>2nd round pick
I don't remember it going down like that

>>151581947
Go to a AHL game instead. Way more fun

>>151586571
yes its true. I bought the jersey

>>151586636
Did you put Summer 92 on it?

>>151586572
sorry was it a 3rd then? makes a bit more sense but still

>>151586693
dunno man having a jersey commemorating the LA riots is questionable

>>151586693
Summer of 93 actually

none of you have apologized to our hoobs yet

>>151586930
if he was on the panties they wouldn't be 4-5

>>151586694
Youre going to want to sit down for this...
It was a first round pick and a prospect

>>151586099
Best tandem in the league if the season was about 50 games long with a big break in the middle to rest for injuries.

>>151587295
yes but will you apologize to hoob

>>151585084
I think the important thing in your post is "in Switzerland".

NL is full of Swiss shitters plus top paid imports who skate circles around the aforementioned Swiss shitters.

Will there ever be another full 82 for Laine? I hope he can come back and score lots of powerplay goals for Montreal.

Dahlin checks a lot of boxes

>>151587683
Zero chance

>>151586479
No he’s trading our prospects to save the team

>>151581992
KWAB why are ya mad bud

Copey jsnt even from Vegas he’s just a bandwagoner

>>151587683
He's got a bottle of alcohol in one hand and a controller in the other while getting last places in fortnite.

Lmao what if Kevin Nash played junior hockey in Canada? He would be a 7foot tall Theo Fleury

>>151587840
He's doesn't drink

>>151587892
>digits

>>151587914
How do you know that?

c'est terminé

F

>>151588251
how why

>>151588210
And all of Finland breathes a sigh of relief.

>>151588374
><While the cause of death has not been confirmed, the focus remains on celebrating a life defined by heart, integrity, and passion.

>Our deepest condolences go out to his family, friends, and the wider hockey community.

>>151588442
So, suicide.

>>151588600
Some one from the press will find out soon, but the family is keeping it secret so far

Don't forget to mute the intermission.

chill out and eat a pickle

>>151588876
I usually go a jerk one out and then come back

>>151588442
Another vaccine death most likely

>>151587826
retard

Looks like Zegras can’t keep up with my Islanders, what a zoomer faggot

any ball /hoc/key chads in here?

>>151589059
>he plays with balls

>>151588961
I hope you don't have too many games to watch this day.

>>151589059
idk what this is but we used tennis balls in the cul de sac during the 90s
those plastic street hockey balls hurt so fucking much lmao

Roy and Maccielli have not even half the points Marner has on Vegas

The fuck do Toronto fans smoke?

>>151588210
peak moment back at the height of Lainemania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7nEs6OgC5g

>>151589110
>The Garyfellas

>>151589181
Smoking on home grown right now

Hockey

You now remember kylington

>>151588251
Vaxx status?

There's some strong rumors that there's going to be either a new hockey league in Finland or that multiple teams are getting kicked down from Liiga.

>>151589726
Im vaccinated and got one booster and I feel fine.

>>151589780
well, you're not

>>151589780
>I feel fine

>>151589850
>>151589803
That was 4 years ago get a grip

>>151589162
A floorball stuffed with a plastic bag inside.
>>151589740
Bad economy or do they think that the overall quality of the league will be better if they "trim some fat"?

Flyers just got scored on by two niggas

>>151589115
yeah you're mom's balls

>>151589871
>do they think that the overall quality of the league will be better if they "trim some fat"?
This is what everyone has been asking for years now. There's just too many teams in Liiga now and Mestis doesn't gather any interest outside of Jokerit.

>>151589907
Tocchet is the most overrated Marner coach in the NHL.

Sean Avery spoke of his opinion of the New York Islanders and their fans:
Nowhere else in the country do people spit at you, throw bottles at you, throw quarters at you, throw batteries at you and say, "Hey, I did your mother last night—she's a whore." I talked about what degenerates they were and they proved me right

>>151589181
Finns are basically animals who act on pure instinct, good players but they have to always face the right way or this happens

>>151589966
>you're mom's
HELLO SAR

>>151590113
Woah Sean Avery, not the noted scumbag player who can't play hockey to save his life!

>>151590164
Wikipedia says he was a crucial piece to defeating the devils in 5 games in 2008.

>>151590196
Did Avery win a cup or anything important besides being a retarded wigger?

>>151587026
Liar. Stop it.

>>151590113
Based Long Island chuds

>>151590113
>Hey, I did your mother last night—she's a whore
lmao

Teams that need to be relocated
Utah
Flames
Wild
Islanders
Devils
Penguins
Ducks/sanjose

>>151590113
>throw batteries at you
Do people randomly carry around batteries?

>>151589989
It's funny, there's been some talk in Swedish hockey media to add two teams to the SHL because some people believe that there's enough bigger markets for it.

The problem as I see it is that it would make Hockeyallsvenskan less interesting, and you need every team to invest to win every season, but with diminishing returns due to more teams. I guess that's been Liiga's problem too that a few teams each season can't/won't compete and starts to sell off players before the transfer deadline to get some money back and to avoid paying salaries.

>>151590335
Teams that actually will be relocated: Calgary

>>151590335
But the ducks and shorks are already in the sunbelt

>>151590113
Avery approached the assembled reporters in the dressing room and stated, "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about, but enjoy the game tonight." At the time, two of Avery's ex-girlfriends were dating fellow NHL players: actress Elisha Cuthbert was dating Flames defenceman Dion Phaneuf, and model Rachel Hunter was dating Kings centre Jarret Stoll.

>>151590113
Based thug fans. We need more blue-collar emotions in hockey and less corporate suits truing to neuter the game.

>>151590379
I carry one in my vehicle.

>>151590113
jlmi

>>151590335
Some would argue those teams are in the best markets available to the NHL

>>151590335
Flames, Wild, Penguins don't have bad attendance and Utah hasn't even been given a chance

Just dropping by to let you know my Frölunda are shutting Luleå out and marching towards their 8th straight win :)

>>151590566
>don't have bad
You can say good.

Kind of crazy and interesting how cool my mind works, you mention batteries and I automatically think of the relationship between a pitcher and catcher in baseball, while the rest of you can only think of what you're putting in your gizmos. Crazy we share this crazy blue marble we call planet

>>151590113
What’s lost in this text is Avery was complimenting them

>>151590648
It's going to be so funny when our league rotates between the same 4 winning teams year after year from now on

Gary really stomped on Fridgeman's head in that interview when Friedgeman tried to present the question with Marchand saying the taxes help, and Gary's just like “no, that’s not why he signed, I don’t care what Marchand said. Here’s why he signed in Florida..”

Freidmann went quiet as a mouse after Gary raised his voice there and completely dropped and rebuttal or follow-up questions.

>>151590449
Federov cucked Bure over Anna Kournikova.

>tony chud
>tony duke

Rangers-Islanders is the Forbidden Broship

>>151590875
When Chief Rabbi scolds you, you listen.

Marshall Warren

>>151590978
We don't just make up hockey players here

Treliving is outing himself as one of the (admittedly the best) GMs in Gary's rumoured, double secret 'Nhl Department of Forced Parity'.
His purpose is to help stack sunbelt teams while hamstringing teams into years of mediocrity with bad signings and trading away futures.

>>151590978
Already better than Romanov lol

>>151591053
Does Gary have a Department of Shit Teams for Retards, for your team?

Cantpucks trading Pettershit for Zacha lmao

>>151591164
>Department of Shit Teams for Retards
That's just silliness.

>>151591053
I thought leafs fans wanted this

>>151590915
Based i bet fedorov fucked kournikova and hingis at the same time. stacked them and fucked one pussy and then went right into the other. They probably did lines of coke off his cock

>>151591252
Most of those people are idiots.

I hit up the local Lidl for some pidzer and beer to get ready for tonight's games

>>151592034
It feels good to get the chores done.

>>151590698
Reading this made want to commit battery

Smashing through the boundaries lunacy has found me

Marshall Warren already has done more in one game than Romanov has all season lmao

Never heard of this black fella Warren before today

Smashing pumkins only had one good son

flames rags tomorrow i think the flames will win do you think so too
>pic semi related

>>151591264

G-go on

>>151592447
Pic will probably be relevant today

Drouin sucks

Zegras SCARRRRING at will. Torts BTFO.

>>151592674
God I hate that ugly bitch

>>151592692
STIFFEN UP HERE!

my mammies are looking good

fourokin sisters it's happening again...

>>151592674
dios mio (in french)

How about a pee pee for my Islanders?

its a saturday night and im home alone chugging beers watching metroslop. kwab. hope philly loses atleast

its up

tiffie makes ya stiffie

>>151593163
Fake, Zacha got traded

>>151592674
>>151592925
Mon dieu...

>>151593289
no

>>151593379
Calling me a lier bitch?

free point

>>151592776
I had a dream I accidentally uploaded a picture of myself here once

>>151593626
i never upload cell phone pics even though I know how to clear metadata and 4chan is supposed to clear exif when you post

I've had marners marner before but that marner was the marnerest marner that ever marned

>>151593142
Thank you for your service.

>>151593142
You mean you don't do that every Saturday night?

UH, HELLO WONGCOUVER

Who is hungry?

my avies! :)
mackinnon!

my avies :)
lehkonen!

>>151593900
looks like something ted would eat

>>151593900
No, just had chili and cornbread. But can you wrap that for later?

>>151593142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpessI9ho-U

zadorov is so bad. hampus always injured. lohrie always making mistakes. mcavoy worse than he used to be

pooins have no defense

>>151592546
god damn the fact you're right

>>151594033
Mason lohrei is cool he was a -50 like the guys on the expansion capitals and senators

JLMI

Kek ole piss bout to blow it

kwab even i could have saved michkovs shot i even said hes shooting left. goalies suck

lou is fucking retarded
negroes are known for being shit at penalties

>>151594216
brilliant insight

>>151594183
blessed atlantic hours

>>151594238
ruzzians always go slow out the boards then cut in and shoot left

Morgan Geekie is better than Connor Geekie

>>151594466
NEW
>>151594466
>>151594466

New thread
>>151594383

>>151594383

>>151594383

>>151594494
based
>>151594514
fuck off fag

yeah there's not a chance i'm posting in a swedish thread

>>151593516
Yes.

Lmao all canadian teams have USAmerican captains