Thread 151581921

game two is next

'stros

>blake snell stayed up all night playing cod and 2k because he thought it would be an easy sweep
you really can't make this up

3 more

>>151581938
final score?

mad max securing the sweep in game 4 will probably be the most intense part of the entire series

OHTANI

Dodgers lost the first game on purpose for entertainment purposes

I'm officially a 30 year old Zoomber. Yey.

>>151581973
happy birthday fella
any plans to celebrate? cheeky lil dessert for breakfast?

>>151581973
Yay babe! Let’s celebrate for manny jr!

how come the dodgers get 3 back to back home games while the jays only get 2 unless they force a game 6?

Dodgers have no shot and it's not even close.

>>151581973
haps baps 2hu

>>151582027
going up early is worth a lot

my jaysies are up 1-0 in the ws :)
this is like winning the ws to me

when is the next game and how many wins does a team need to win

sorry but ohtani's first world series home run was the story of the game

>>151582105
no one knows but i think as long as the Canadian has more wins Canada wins in the end

>>151582112
why does he look fat now

The Jays Dodgers world series means the Dodgers have faced 4/5 of the AL East in the world series in the last decade.

>>151582125
good sign for the smug ducks

>>151582127
If the Orioles and Jays win a world series before the Yankees it will be a hilarious era of humiliation for the Yankees. By that point 3/5 of their division rivals(if the jays win this one) will have won one more recently than them.

>>151581973
Did you get married yet 2hu?

>>151582121
>now

>>151582140
they're becoming more and more like the mets every year

Morning all.

Grid hard mode: no Hall of Famers

>>151582121
steroids

>>151581973
Hit the gym, you're 30 now you can't be sloppy.

DAAAA DOYERS LUZ

morning boys

stick to the script, lads.

>>151582471
what is the point of that graphic?

>>151582121
Unironically American diet, he was a cute twink when he played for Nippon-Ham. Now he's ROIDtani

me at game 6 when the jays win

>>151582557
I remember when he would fight hams, now he only eats them

me at game 4 when the jays lose

Why wasn't Utanabi pitching? I only seen him batting

>>151582682
did he died

>>151582112
it unironically has more views than the game highlights on mlb lol

>>151582714
Got cancer. Died like 10 years ago. rip

We need nu tho

>>151582682
>Torontos crack smoking mayor, Rob Ford.

>>151582821
rob wanted to connect with all his voting constituents

who else here jombie?

I get a stiffy every time the doyers lose

doyers had the easiest path to the WS while jays had the hardest

>>151583064
trvth nvke

>>151583051
>stiffy
havent heard that one in a while

doyers in 5

>>151581973
you finally gunna stop being into pedophile shit or are you just planning to die alone?

>>151581921 (OP)
The Dodgers are about to get buttfucked without lube again.

>>151583145
4. once the league reads my email about barger's corked bat the jays will have to forfeit last night's game

>>151583281
>jerry springer
beg pardon?

>>151583228
We like anime here faggot

>>151581973
congrats on surviving your 20s

>>151583297
Some SEAmonkey confused George Springer with Jerry Springer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu8HY_s9zGk
baybaw

I’ve hardly ever watched Yamamoto. Is he more of a soft contact guy than Snell? I think that would be a tougher matchup for the Jays’ batters since they’re so disciplined at avoiding strikeouts.

>>151583339
more like the owensboro soilers because theyre soiling their diapies, these kids stink

Impossible to overstate how important yesterday's blowout was, especially after watching the Doyers starting rotation just fucking eviscerate the Brewers. Showed the world those faggots bleed just like anyone else. Hopefully we get Yamameatballs tonight now that they're on the back foot for once this postseason

>thread already devolved into a leaf circlejerk
see you next year

>>151583485
we get up 1.5 hours earlier than you
it's already 11 here

happy birthday juan soto

TOTAL L/A/TROONYERPACO DEATH

>>151582112
when he hit that garbage time home run, i knew then i was allowed to dream

>>151582140
>era of humiliation for the Yankees.
makes playoffs every year

>>151583485
kek seethe bitch

I got some soft contact for ya

Hit it up the gap boyo

jays are ruining baseball

Jays win das eries

last night was fun but I'm not getting my hopes up
I'd love to see the dodgers get their comeuppance for pushing tranny + pedo shit into the great American pastime but at the end of the day they're just too fucking powerful, all that money can't be stopped

>>151583677
The Yankees have not won a world series in 16 years. That is humiliating to them.

>>151581921 (OP)
Doggies don't give up!

>>151584193
keep your spirit, anon

>>151584193
kys, anon

>>151584193
Ohtani's Korean ancestry compels him to eat that dog

>>151584193
>b-bichette is back?

>>151584193
>asian
little do you know that's actually his dinner

>>151584355
that's racist

>>151584364
good

>>151584308
That's the look when you know your cuteness can no longer distract from all your owner's allegations

WE DON'T NEED YOU
>WE DON'T NEED YOU
WE DON'T NEED YOU
>WE DON'T NEED YOU

>>151582821
those were the days

>>151584307
koreans don't eat dog, that's chinese and japanese

Blue Jays offense reminds me of the unstoppable Rangers offense when they won the World Series, working the starters pitch count, scoring a lot with 2 outs...
>game 2 is tonight
Very nice.

dirty knees
look at DEEZ

how it would have went down
>mets 2-1 dodgers
>mets 3-0 phillies
>mets 4-2 brewers
>mets 4-1 blue jays

>>151584582
>he thinks Japanese people aren't just Korean and Chinese
wew lad

poodrepacos kek

Toronot loves othani because it has a huge east asian population

>doyerpacos cant stop thinking about the Padres
kek

>>151584772
you record them, i breed them

Muncy fans absolutely hate the idea that other teams have fat players or that fans of those fatties enjoying seeing those players jiggle their tummies around on the field. They are beer belly totalitarians. To the average Muncy fan, the only point of baseball is to Muncypost on /mlb/ and for everyone else to be sad about it. They don’t understand why there are fans of other players. If every other team in the league just became 26 Max Muncy clones standing around eating meatballs, Muncy fans would just smile and say ‘Muncy’ to themselves over and over and they’d never get bored.

Can Ohtani grow a beard or is he a chinlet

>>151584951
he doesnt really need one. \unlike me

>>151584951
that's gonna scare children

san diego next

>>151581973
>me and 2hu are the same age

>>151585072
they performed for the sacramento A's and now have aoty and soty

>>151581973
happy bday

happy soto day

>>151585072
Doyers lost and will get swept kek

>>151581921 (OP)
I unironically fucking despise Canadians. I'm going to be so fucking mad if they win. Frankly they shouldn't even be allowed to play human sports.

>>151585250
not my problem

toronto's obsession with ohtani is jilted lover stalker shit, it wasn't even like the angels where they actually had him

yamamoto absolutely needs to pitch 7 innings at a minimum while giving less than 2 runs
otherwise it's over

>>151583461
Unlike the Phillies and the Brewers, Toronto has big time right handed hitters.

can we give him nl mvp for his bday?
ohtani and schwarber had seasons they've already had before, but juan soto reinvented himself as a base stealing threat who can turn his mlb-leading walks into doubles

>>151584921
you should change it to just smile and say "that funky muncy"

>>151585190
after this, they released song of the year and album of the year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6QGiMFpq6g
this is a good omen for the athletics who are moving to vegas

Jays are clearly cheating or doing something fishy but since it’s at the expense of the doyers I’m fine with it.

FUCK THE DODGERS

>>151585053
Who is the Jomon Ohtani? Do they love baseball in Hokkaido?

>>151585818
Holy based

>>151585053
why he look indian tho =/

>>151585818
>scores runs
n-nooooo stop fucking cheating!

>>151585968
basically, yeah

>>151585985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDVX_CizAdg

>>151585929
because japanese are brown
japanese = brown
chinese = yellow
korean = white
white = pink
hope this helps

>>151585881
ohtani is a typical jomon, though. he's from a very snowy part of northern japan. not so far from hokkaido.

>We're talkin' smallball
>From Beantown to Toronto.
>Talkin' small ball...
>Lukes and Alejandro
>Guerrero's grotesquely swollen WAR.
>Springer and his run-in with the law.
>We're talkin' Homers... Ernie and the Straw.

>>151585053
This has to be AI right

>>151585481
this is a very good logic
if a player has already won mvp before, they should need to do something different than what they've already done to win an mvp again
it's why aaron judge does not deserve mvp over raleigh

>>151586034
>use tons of whiting cream to bleach skin and are full of plastic
>claim le white without shame
this is why you are still mentally third-world

>>151586034
I thought they were called black pink though

should we redo game 1? total fluke

spot status: liked

by the amount of views ohtani's home run got, you would have thought they won the world series

>>151581953
absolutely loved the dick sucking last night on the first at bat
>he struck out ohtani in a high pressure situation, that's not an easy task

Kirk makes all the bitches wet.

>yummyhomo vs gassedman
cringekino

>>151586298
the large forehead guy.

At the game rn
>ama

>>151586314
>>151582715
simpletons

Jays in 2

i wonder if id look pretty if i got a good tan and wore platinum blonde extensions

>>151584582
>saar he is not india he is pakistan

as a canadian I'm gay

>>151586314
Nihonjins don't care if the Dodgers win. They only care if Ohtani hit dingers.

>>151586462
Bang La Desi
Or something

as a gay i'm canadian

>>151586490
Do you want to kiss me?

gotta rest my elbows for tonight

>>151586490
so childish

>>151586543
Being gay? Or being Canadian?

>>151586404
clearly dude. Espically with the diffrent coloured uniforms

faganada

>>151586731
kek

>>151586367
bitches love blue berds

Reminder that the Blue Jays won the last two legit WS.

Blue Jays winning a match was nice for them but now that Ohtami is pitching im afraid its over

can't wait to watch this happen in a few days

>>151586731
that's not what its called

>>151586966
grim

Gura is making an appearance on Monday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZzt5aS-6Zo

this is somehow more pathetic than the mariner soiboys crying

>>151587078
No one cares

average dodgers fans

>>151586966
>>151587096
they really do be like that kek

>>151587099
There are many of us

>>151587120
>ad miro
that's clever

>>151587078
all pedophiles should be shot in the head

>>151587078
>>151587140

Shame what happened to Vesia’s child, should have happened to someone who deserved it like springer.

>>151587192
She's voiced by a 32 year old

With a woman's ass...

>>151587179
yikes. shouldn't threaten to assassinate your president online, bro.

>>151587217
>she

>>151587211
oof

>>151587120
>saving random mexican tranny webms to "own" dodgerchads
oof madone

will the jays winning the world series make baseball a popular sport in Canada amongst young people ?

>>151587140
This bitch ugly

>>151587273
Is soccer and apehoop really more popular than hockey in Toronto?

>>151587217
Yea but you aren’t gooning to photos of the voice actress are ya? Are ya?!

>>151587332
for young people its possible.

Basketball as a sport might be #1 in toronto. Soccer popularity is massibly held up here by the italain populagtion and southern euro/eastern euro population

like toronto fc goes out of their way to buy italian players, the city exploded when italy won the world cup in 2006 and they even have a channel called tln with serie a games in italian commentary

>>151585340
explain yourself cucky

>>151587273
why didn't you include cricket?

>>151581973
Happy birthday anon
>>151582112
I like Ohtani, but his glazers are insane

>>151587230
Who? Who has a woman’s ass??

>>151587424
cricket isnt even a top 20 sport in Canada. I live 25 years in toronto and have yet to see someone playing cricket here

>>151587332
Hockey is by far the number on sports in the rich suburbs of Toronto. The GTHL produces quite a few NHLers. Not many rinks downtown compared to Vaughan, Etobicoke, Scarborough, King City, Oakville, Mississauga and Whitby (not a very rich town)

>>151586314
Why do asian women act like children? That shit is so off putting

>>151587424
kek

>>151587424
Cricket is legit such a garbage sport lmao

>>151587468
Cricket is fairly popular outside of Toronto then. I've seen more people playing cricket than any other sport. It's not all Indians/Pakis either, decent amount of whites.

>>151587424
>approx 5 million fans
going to need a hard scource on that one. Thats' double the indian ppoulation in the country

>>151586966
They were just leaving before whatever cringe anime tie-in was happening postgame

>>151587468
>15% of the population watches and plays cricket
>i-i-it's not even popular here
Cricket is more popular than Curling and on par with Baseball already, and it is quickly approaching soccer. both are well beyond CFL popularity

>>151587468
Just come to a park.
>what about outside of that
No, that's it.

>>151587636
https://www.sponsorpulse.com/insights/cricket-in-canada-growing-sport-or-niche-plateau

here is your source bro

>15% of the population watches and plays cricket

post tv ratings/streaming ratings for cricket in canada or particaptionr rates for cricket in canada. Not some meme article written by a literal who

>>151587678
why are you denying your heritage, Arjun?

>>151587636
there is a much higher probability of you becoming a soccer nation than cricket ever taking over here

>>151587424
South Asia? Where, pray tell, might that be?

>>151587596
My dad loves baseball and if there isn't a game on, he sometimes watches cricket to fulfill his baseball-esque needs. I'm not sure if he actually knows the rules, or if he just likes watching people hit the ball and run around.

>>151587700
>40,000 registerd cricket players in canada

yeah it is definetly taking over pablo hernandez

>>151587466
>Who has a woman’s ass??
?

>>151587582
>>151587667
>>151587731
stop trying to meme. Cricket is less relevant than sports like rugby here

>>151587742
Surprised Cricket never was popular here in the first place. Guess we got the Anglos that hated it

>>151587636
Lacrosse > CFL

man, I struck a nerve suggesting that cricket is popular in canada (which it is)...I wonder why

fagnadians in denial about their rapidly changing demographics kek

>>151587781
Maybe when it comes to broadcast, but the games I've seen young people play the most are basketball, soccer, hockey, and cricket.

>>151586966
They should put animated billboards for leaving fans to increased ad revenue.

Why do Canadians get so insecure when you mention they’re a nation occupied by Jeets?

>erm akshually my city is only 60% Indian

>toronto
14% south asian
>los angles
46% hispanics

let's take it easy with the demographics posting

How is this possible

jeets are objectively the GOAT immigrants

>less than 40 thousand registerd cricket players in all of Canada
>no major sports networks in Canada cover cricket
>zero relevance of cricket in canada

uhmm actually you love cricket or sumthin

>>151587955
turn off the vpn rabbi

>>151587948
balls were so juiced last night. 2 shots that should of died at around 380 went over the fence at 410

>>151587948
not that many mexican mlb players. Most are domincain, venezulan, puerto rican and cuban

>>151587948
mexicans just aren't very good at baseball
america is pretty fucking bad at inspiring neighboring countries to take an interest in the national pastime

>>151587878
Los Angeles has always been annexed Mexican territory. Canada as a whole is a newly annexed by India.

>>151587948
He's hardly mexican. His name is kirk for fuck sake

when is /int/ leaving

>>151588028
>Most are domincain, venezulan, puerto rican and cuban
everything south of usa is mexico

>>151588043
>>151588028
Mexico has their own league and the MLB was even considering expansion to Monterrey at one point.

>>151587955
I really don't get why 4chan dunks on them so much, the majority of Indian people ive met were polite and well kept

>>151588054
15-20% is hardly a takeover relaitve to >>151587846

>>151587997
Must've been the wind, eh?

DUDE THERE ARENT EVEN THAY MANY INDIANS AND EVEN IF THERE WERE THEY ARE THE GOAT IMMIGRANTS THEY ARE CLEAN, RESPECTFUL, SMELL NICE, AND THEIR WOMEN ARE 10/10. GO FUCK YOURSELF DOYERPACOS

Womanly ass

>>151588103
mexican league must be trash because you basically never see their players in mlb
all i can name off the top of my head is a-gon

that to me says a lot about how much stock mexicans put in baseball

>>151587997
>should of

>>151588109
>trusting “official” stats

Dude it’s ok to admit your government sold you out for jeet slaves. I don’t like it and neither should you. There’s still time to fight back but you have to acknowledge it.

This "jeet" stuff is deeply offensive and hurtful. It needs to stop. If you're posting these types of slurs, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself and ask yourself what the hell you're doing with your life.

>>151588156
>>151577281

>>151585929
>the trailerpark anon's worst nightmare

>We're talkin' smallball...
>From Beantown to Toronto.
>Talkin' small ball...
>Lukes and Alejandro
>Guerrero's grotesquely swollen WAR.
>Springer and his run-in with the law.
>We're talkin' Homers... Ernie and the Straw.

>>151588156
kek they really do be like that

>dude toronto is totally filled with jeets or sumthin
80%+ at the jays game last night where white meanwhile dodgers games are 90% beaners
Toronto is nearly twice as white per capita as los angles
3 times more mexicans per capita in los angles than toronto and jeets are about equally as common as asians in toronto

>>151588156
>>151588234

Chikaner trying to be sneaky but he’s too retarded to not reveal himself kek

>>151588214
>who's

>No some of the mexicans are actually white I can hardly tell the difference between white people and Mexicans
>I have worked with many Mexicans and their mass importation would be a benefit to our country
>I love Mexican food !!! That alone is enough to justify Hispanics mass importation
>I want to forever change the demogrpahics of white america by allowing more Mexicans to come in because I love them so much
>Don't you know how based and trad Mexicans are ??? My mexican freind is brown but he hates black people and muslims !!! he even has a reddit account called TradCath Slayer 1488

Not all pacos are Doyerfans. Go ‘stros

>>151588100
this guy gets it

>>151588271
most people who went to the jays game arent from toronto. Bunch of people there were from nova scotia

Saw a Blue Jay outside my window this morning. It's gonna be a good day :)

This is your reminder that Ted Williams is a mexican

>>151588545
they called him Tedro

>>151588509
just a reminder that 90% of the canadian population lives within 1 hour drive of the continental US, including PEI and Nova Scotia (though they take a ferry to maine)

therefore, canada is basically america

Its kind of sad seeing Ohtami losing his momentum and washing up. This might be his last chance at a ring

>>151588593
already on the wrong side of 30

reminder that george springer is 35 years ols

>>151588593
He's getting 700M dollars to play baseball. He'll be fine.

>>151588676
and bald

>>151588514
I love when you are in a ballpark either early or late (before ushers kick you out) and you can see light haze in the air looking across the field.

>>151588678
and scamming others out of $1.5 billion realestate

White Anglo-Canadians are basic and boring as fuck. Much prefer the Euro immigrants, jeets, etc. Also, Toronto is a boring as fuck city, full of people who use phrases like "partner in crime" and list "having coffee" among their interests. By comparison, it's probably the worst city of its size. Canadians think it's cool because they all grew up in bumfuck villages with populations of maximum 10k.

Hiya /sp/, I'm about to book tickets for me and my wife for one of Games 3 or 4 since her birthday is tomorrow. Is Game 3 Glasnow and Game 4 Ohtani? Wife wants the Ohtani game so I'm just checking in. Thanks and go Dodgers
>inb4hurrg2breddit
Nigga I grew up on forums I don't know how to use that shit site

>>151588720
They're fine. At least my relatives in Delta, BC are. Ontarians are assholes in my experience though.

>>151588545
>>151588568
Based knowers.

>>151588736
We don't use the n-word here, go to /b/

>>151588106
It's just the NPC scapegoat trend right now. Before them it was trannies or blacks or jews. Anyone but the majority demographic of this website is going to be painted as the problem.

People completely forgot that Ohtani is a scammer

>>151588832
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting lil bro

>>151588850
Social media hit boring white women like crack hit the inner city in the 80s.

>>151588720
just admit that your either a dodgers fan in the city for the world series or a hispanic migrant. It's so obvious dude

>>151588106
My gay neighbors have the nicest house and most well kept yard and garden on the block. Low IQ people need something to seethe about at all times, and the 2016 tourists think this is the designated website for them to do so.

oooo I just love the hustle and bustle of montreal

>>151588951
idiot I'm a literal BBC who lives in the west end. Come meet me by the salvation army thrift store on bloor.

When does Kershaw start?

with the biggest home run of his life, ohtani cuts the blue jays' lead to 7 runs!!

>>151589056
go jays!

What is Clayton Kershaw's skin color?

Baseball used to be posted here

>>151589152
as a braves fan I love sucking cock

>>151589088
gm 3 is kershaw vs scherzer

>>151589152
sovl

>>151589152
Olivia Rodrigo is more prettier and famous

>>151588720
Eastern Ontario and Nova Scotia are more Celtic than Anglo. Anglos dominate southern Ontario and BC. The Prairies have a lot of Germanic and Ukranian. The french are the french.

>>151589041
le 'ustle et bustle maintenant

>>151589223
monréal is objectively the best city in canada

Which Blue Jay will be the one three years from now to get drunk one night and spill the beans about the cheating scandal all over twitter?

Americans are faced with a difficult decision of supporting Snow Britain or our ethnic invaders.

highly recommend buying a chinkheld for emulation bros

>>151589367
>Snow Britain
i like that, actually. nice digits, also.

>>151589323
this is the only thing memorable about montreal

>>151589152
baseball

Did /sp/ bully the dodgers into spending a billion dollars on a roster? From multiple entries to Mickey Mouse ring, it kinda seems that way. Still hope they lose kek.
>>151589434
Elaborate.

>>151581921 (OP)
>regurgitating /nfl/ memes
kek

Who are the yellow-skinned 'toids?

reminder that the jews pushed kendrick and drake because they are good goy kosher blacks and wanted to undermine our guy Kanye

>>151589545
That beary doesn’t have a pizza tho you fuckin RETARD lmao

>>151588720
vpn off doyerpaco

>>151589563
>jews
>drake
i mean the evidence kinda slaps you right in the anus

spammy mindfucked the newfag chikaner in absentia kek

Visited LA last year and it felt like I was in mexico
San Diego was much nicer by comparison
Go Jays!

kek they really didn't know /nfl/ invented the term "beary"
classic síndrome del hombre pequeño

mindraped by a single 4plebs search

>>151589495
like one of these

>>151587504
not if you're a white male
>>151587217
>Jays won 32 years ago

I'm thinking dodgers in 5 and it's a library at the dome tonight

>>151589827
Why do you think they named the website that?

It was nice seeing Toronto win a game and let people have a little bit of hope but lets be real, they aren't winning anything else

>>151589905
I emulate on my desktop, is that one that comes with like 1000 games already on it? How much are they?

>>151587211
It’s funny how something tragic happened to a dodgers player and yet still it’s a dodgers fan who ends up saying something extremely crass.

>>151589799
>San Diego was much nicer by comparison
so true kek

>>151589799
thats only because you didnt go to southern san diego
the whole stateof commiefornia needs to be nuked

>yea well I 4plebs searched beary and turns out that word was posted on nfl first
>yea they also call me a faggot every day but that’s besides the point

>>151590199
Hey, I've only been calling him a faggot every other day!

>>151589447
Typical WMAF experience

>>151590064
they usually come with sd cards preloaded with retroarch/emulators and a bunch of roms but you can just throw on whatever you want. cost is basically what level of performance/hardware you want (i.e. just 16-bit/gameboy level stuff to ps2/gb/etc). if you're interested I'd start here https://retrocatalog.com/retro-handhelds

>>151590289
That guy in the back kinda looks like Tom Kenny

Today the Jints shall be avanged

>>151588736
G4 is likely Ohtani
He'll be ready on 4 days rest for G7 if Roberts doesn't want another Snell start

>>151590352
Every time I would see the ads I just assumed they’d steal my credit card info and never send me anything. Seems sketchy and illegal.

>they're trying to disown beary now
kek

>/mlb/ hates /int/
>World Series is the most /int/ matchup possible
kek!!

I think everyone just hates you, it’s your entire point of living apparently. And you justify it by saying everyone who hates you is Mexican.

Genuine newfriend here. What's the "doyers" joke? Why is "doyers" supposed to be funny?

>>151588179
i think schildt was scouting mexican games before he quit
mexico does like baseball but they enjoy it vicariously through the dodgers which is why its funny people write dodgers as a jap team anymore than jays are a DR team

>>151590764
>"When Dodgers fans who spoke only Spanish would try to say "Dodgers," it came out sounding like "Doyers."
and now all their fans are spanis

>>151590581
-5 IQ take

>>151590764
it's how 99% of their fanbase pronounces dodgers

>>151589212
dua lipa mogs

Mexifornia, Mexifornia
The border is gone
Mexifornia, Mexifornia
Drop the fucking bomb; drop it!

Beanboy is tacky, dirty & drunk
But that won't stop his quest for cunt
He doesn't know much, but he does know this:
Free money comes when Wife-o had kids
Fucking & breeding, the Browns have jumped.
Making California a Mexican dump;
A fucking Mexican dump!!

These fucking Beaners are EVERYWHERE;
And they stink like shit!!!
What the FUCK am I doing here?
This place fucking SUCKS!!

Mexifornia, Mexifornia
The border is gone
Mexifornia, Mexifornia
Drop the fucking bomb; drop it!

Shit-stained shirt, sweaty and fat
Drunk at noon, a real class act
He's on the bus, 424
Wet-back slob & his pregnant whore
Fucking brown niggers, I've had quite enough.
Next stop is death & you're getting off!

You're getting teh fuck off! Get off!
And get the fuck out of Colorado!
Get the fuck out of Texas!
And most importantly,
GET THE FUCK OUT OF CALIFORNIA!
Because if you don't, you're gonna fucking die!!
You're gonna die! Do you understand that, spic?
You're gonna get shot in the fucking head!
Do you fucking get it; comprende?

Mexifornia, Mexifornia
The border is gone
Mexifornia, Mexifornia
Drop the fucking bomb; drop it!

Veto the burrito, restore the Order
Bombard California with napalm & mortar
Crop the Barrio with poison gas.
'Till the choking spics die at last
The country will smile & celebrate.
"Cheers to the death of a vile state!"

>>151587504
>Asian
>implying women literally aren't children
Its better than white women being children and pretending to be empowered girl bosses.

>>151589212
>>151590884
they all get mogged

>>151589367
Smart commentary. For me, it's Blue Jays. Why? The Dodgers are by far the biggest endorsers of degeneracy and subversion in MLB. Plus, yeah, as you said, the fan base.

>zuttkaner seething this early
Damn

haha el doyerpaco seething

Why do the dodgers host all the trannies on Ohtani’s birthday every year is what I wanna know, personally.

Marlins won it all in 2003 on this day

>>151591306
Is a marlin dome kind of barbed shrimp? A barby shrimp?

>>151589367
Dodgers pros
>gawr gura
>glorious nippon connection
>American

Dodgers cons
>niggers
>spics
>faggots

blue jays pros
>more white

>blue jays cons
>probably more leftist
>will make canadians more patriotic and gay

Truly a tough choice but i'm rooting for the dodgers because Canadians need to be put in their place.

zutt

>>151591306
Josh Beckett dragged his nuts all over the Yankees' dynasty that day. My dad was super pissed off the Yankees lost.

>>151591306
move the marlins to orlando and rename them the florida marlins

>>151591371
based patriot

who is Kekistan rooting for?

>lose game 1 so u win at home
Lol

seeing japanese pornstars openly attend dodger games now is disgusting
baseball used to be family friendly

If you are American but you support the Blue Jays you should rethink your life. Our president would be ashamed of you.

>>151581921 (OP)
>Dave Roberts plays checkers
>John Schneider plays Chess

Apologize.

>>151591371
>>151591942
why are you going with this angle now?

>>151589152
dodgers are bad for baseball

>>151591942
1. is that real?
2. What were people in Dodgers stadium doing? Like was there a dis play for them to look at?

>>151591942
Sorry pal, this true American hero can't support the Dodgers

>>151591942
canada didn't bomb pearl harbor, i will support them

>>151592097
>>151591877
east asian cuties are something else. I really want to see the WBC to see more Taiwanese cheer leaders, and hope that MLB does more games in Mexico, Taiwan, Korea, and Japan.

Why can't other countries copy this cute aestetic? Not even Americans or Euros do this.

was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?

>>151592358
i'd say japan trying to push so far into russia was the catalyst

>>151592439
That unironically did happen tho

>>151589212
ended flopbrina

>>151590764
Doyers is Spanish slang for Japanese people, since the dodgers baseball club of los Angeles has a surplus of Japanese players, the bigots of this site refer to them as the doyers

>>151591986
I don't care if he lets Little bomb a few more innings if they actually pull it off in the end

>>151592488
Actually nvm. The Soviets just declared war at the end but it was a nothingburger
Baseball

>>151592554
hoffman will blow a save before little blows a lead

>>151592570
haha, lets go team!

>We're talkin' smallball...
>From Beantown to Toronto.
>Talkin' smallball...
>Lukes and Alejandro
>Guerrero's grotesquely swollen WAR.
>Springer and his run-in with the law.
>We're talkin' Homers... Ernie and the Straw.

>>151584633
>>151585481
why are asian whores always so obsessed with New York?

does zutt know that /tv/ invented gapeposting?

>>151592802
it's already part of the /mlb/ shitposting meta...

>>151592721
cause it's the greatest city in human history

>>151592802
>>151592886
It's New York, there is for sure a very rich Jew in the Yankees organization who supported Charlie Kirk and made them do that. New York city proper is a very heavily democratic leaning city and doesn't support that. This one act cursed the Yankees.

>>151592886
>a bunch of americans were quickly psyopped by jews
not helping the case

>>151592721
why would they care about your flyover shithole?

>>151592721
They want to be white so bad. When I was browsing 5ch looking for they're game thread, they even had posters saying they'd rather have Trump, former king of NY, than their current PM.

>>151592916
people actually find this attractive?

>>151592802
he's Alejandro's cousin

mets fans are the worst posters on the entire website

If you root for the Dodgers, you are rooting for corporatism and bought victories. If you root for the Jays you are the all-American hero who thinks the scrappy underdog will always have a shot no matter the odds against them

>>151592802
No one did it better than the Padres who died in his honor

>>151591877
whats this from? i want to watch it with the audio

>>151592930
>heavily democratic
>>151593182
The Jays are the biggest spenders in Canada. They're the Canadian Dodgers.

>>151593391
but they also don't win anything, so they're more like the american mets

>>151593391
>Jays spent the most out of all Canadian MLB teams
Fuck, he's right...

>>151592916
Its a greyscape of endless buildings and parking lots.
>>151592939
Cause my flyover shithole is kino
>>151593018
Yeah its just funny what they associate with being white, NYC is very not white. To me whites more midwest flyover town or Southwest desertscape but thats not interesting enough to them

>>151593391
>The Jays are the biggest spenders in Canada. They're the Canadian Dodgers.

Yeah, and the funny thing is that so many players turned down the Jays since they didn't want to be stuck on a loser team that didn't win. They could have bought Ohtani and tons of other top tier players.

>>151593182
they're both owned by publicly traded companies xD

Uhhh,when are the black players going to be impactful during this series?

>>151593477
Jays signed Tony Taters and he's looked elite in Buffalo and Dunedin :)

Friendly reminder that Otani is Korean/Chinese (Yayoi) not jap*nese (jomon)

faganada kek

Hrrk
...
ngh!

>>151591371
>pedophilic alcoholic washed nostreamer
>good
?

>>151593602
oh my kek

>>151593168
such is life with triracial afro-hispanic mongrels

>>151593182
The Jays are owned by Rogers and the dodgers are bankrolled by spectrum, you're both the same my nipah.

>>151593602
*sucks your cock aggressively*

It's true that Jays are big spenders, HOWEVER, they're still the scrappy underdogs. They signed some good players like vladdy Jr. but they didn't have anyone at the top elite level like Seattle, Yanks, Dodgers, etc.

Springer is supposed to be an old man in the twilight of his career, that everyone's complained is paid too much and instead is having the 2nd best season he's ever had.

Vladdy jr. is good, but his post-season has been elite of elite level play out of nowhere. No one has as much heart and hustle as him.

The bottom of the order has been really delivering as well.

Last season they were close to being good, but couldn't bring it together. Now they're firing on all cylinders.

the sad truth is neither of these teams nor their fans are white. Im not even sure which teams would qualify.

>>151593777
*checks your digits respectfully*

Big if true

>>151593893
>the sad truth is neither of these teams nor their fans are white. Im not even sure which teams would qualify.

Can we play the memeners again instead of these piece of shit doyers. Lol!

>>151593777
log off, muncy

>>151593893
Diversity is good

>doyerpacos thought they would steamroll either team coming out of the AL
kek

>>151594217
Hubris. They had some easy series, and last time they faced the Yankees whom we now know just fall apart once a team gives them a serious fight.

So everyone agrees that Manfred is giving the blowgays a pity title because of the tariff shit, right?

>>151594265
wait, is it 4-1 doyers or a free ws?

WHoa, oh ohh sweet trilobyte

>>151594304
I think the Dodgers actually have a great shot of winning this game. At the very least, I fully expect Yoshinobu to shut out the Jays for 5-7 innings.

>>151594264
They were definitely flukes last year because the only reason they won was because their bullpen got hot at the right time

>>151593024
no, only pedos who watch anime

>>151593024
I'd fuck her but she's far from my type
I actually prefer fat women

the white fanbase won yesterday :)

so many new blow gays fans on the genny acting like they've already won the ws after one game

>>151594768
That was pretty embarrassing though. It'd be something if it was a nail biter 5-4 win, but it was a proper blow out. The Dodgers literally gave up in the later innings to save their energy for game 2.

>>151593593
>...issue arises from the dual ancestry of the modern Japanese people, namely the Jōmon and the Yayoi. The Jōmon were hunter-gatherers, but then the Yayoi show up from the Korean peninsula around 300 BCE bringing wet rice cultivation and bronze tech. But here’s the thing: it’s not a simple replacement. They start fucking. Thus the genetic admixture starts. The Ainu? Mostly Jōmon descent. Ryukyuans? Also higher Jōmon ancestry. Modern Honshu Japanese? Roughly a 10:90 Jōmon-to-Yayoi ratio. And then you’ve got the Kofun period elites forming the Yamato state, but that’s when continental influence really ramps up...

>>151594768
and an incredible lack of americans shit posting since they won

>>151594996
kek

>>151595081
All americans are supporting the blue jays though? It's only chicanos who are pro-doyers

>>151592916
>all that surgery and still no ass

>>151595145
Crazy it's true too. Dodgers won last year so it's so boring if they two-peat it.

>>151595145
as in it's almost as if the result drives the interactions...

>>151595241
it really doesn't, dont like the brown chicano nature of /mlb/ fool you, no american wants that mexican shithole to win

>>151595295
s/like/let

>>151595081
how's your new blue jays cap fitting?

>>151584582
i'm so jealous of that dog...

>immediately flying out of the woodworks definding their whiteness
holy fucking shit. a brit even appeared for it

>>151595235
>PNW and NY rooting for the jays
fucking cucks, might be some giants fans in oregon but damn

hello? white non jewish americans? where'd you all go?

Zuttkaner seething kek

achtkually it's a mexican-jewish shithole

>>151595693
Do you want to kiss me?

this is about racism not nationalism though

its fucking IMMEDIATE. you guys are cooked holy shit

it's mad how hard SD and SF mog LA
why would any mexican decide to live there?

That Canadian sucked my girlcock good last night

I'm white

I would like to see the winner of the Japan series get a spot in the world series

>>151595830
do you get bullied for being a mexican in the military there

>korea is now mogging japan in pop culture
>china makes better video games
>both make better anime
actual japanese(none of which post on 4chan) are really all-in on ohtranny to try and win the culture war against their superior neighbors

I’m a zutt

kek doyers got ZUTTED

Which baseball team has the most zutts?

No Bo in the lineup

cheating faggots

Canonical team for the zutts?

>>151583461
This postseason Blue Jays post have one of the strongest offensive records of all time.

>Max Scherzer will start Game 3
>Shane Bieber is set to start Game 4
per BNS

Cant wait to light that nip yamamoto up

>>151596073
>old man scherzer in a potential game 7
oh baby

>>151596073
so they're trying to get at least 1 more game in toronto
a halloween clinch would be kino

I had a dream 4chan went down and we had to go back to the Sharty

Ngh....gaw....i need it...

>>151595899
stop haveg that lil bro complex like padres

>>151596219
doyerpacos are obsessed with the padres...

>>151595899
Japanese are blaming the dodgers loss on Ohtani failing to hit a grand slam

andy pages kek

>>151596304
So which random Jay will get to Yamamoto? My money's on IKF

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!

>>151596261
not half as much as some posters' obsession with japan for sure
you just don't need to bring up an entire nation and /int/ tier idpol hell just for ohtani

FREEDOM

>>151596427
lol blue jays fans really do be like that

Dodgers in 5

>>151589367
I fucking hate 'dem doggie doos

>>151595967
That's still a terrific lineup. I only get worried when I see Schneider.

>>151596378
Clement.

>>151596440
gaypan

canada vs japan
it's win/win.
burgerstan has already lost.

Why did the Mets pay $765,000,000 for Juan Soto?

>>151596440
you will never be japanese, bootnigger

>>151587948
How is this possible

>>151596261
Why are they like that?

>>151596714
ohtani's swing is so fucking ugly

I need to be bent over and filled up

>>151596378
Schneider base hit or walk, IKF sac bunt, Straw gets 1-2 RBI.

Happens before the end of the 5th

>>151596714
that's crazy

>>151595967
Oh nvm

I saw a different lineup which was probably just speculation

>>151596553
Ernie's been such a beast that he could go 3-for-4 again and I wouldn't be surprised.

>>151596739
eh it's not even bad
just not as pleasing as griffey or ichiro

>>151596714
Kirk's feat is way more impressive

>>151597209
>post about kirk
>only dodger fans can read it
I mean, thanks I guess

>>151589367
>Snow Britain

I need to be Analyzed...

>>151597209
Kirk getting two hits in an inning was pretty cool too

Ohtani stinky like doggiedoo lol

I don't like the meme about Da X loooose

It works for New York because the yankgroids deserve no respect. The Mariners and Dodgers are both strong teams with soul.

>>151582821
>>151582682
I miss him so fucking much. Doug is a pussy. Our boy Robby would have loved this shit. That aging asian whore doesnt even like baseball.

>>151597494
marner is slang for poo tho

>>151597478
kek so true

>>151597293
de rien

>>151597494
You… you don’t even know why it’s a thing for the Yankees?

>>151596714
what's with the edgelord storm in the background lmao

We need based aj pierzynski

Am I the only one here who likes the choir last night?

Give us bajp! We want em!

Too many newfags I reckon
>>151597666
Holy fuckin based Satanic ancient cum

>>151597666
Based AJ...BASED!!!

>>151597893
>>151597893
Nu tho

gonna make some chili tonight to watch my jays go up 2-0

Daaaa X lose!

>>151597701
Good singers but doesnt fit in to a baseball game

>>151597603
Its probably in reference to the Kamikaze, the legendary typhoon that wrecked the mongolian fleet.

>>151597893
>>151597893
>>151597893
We'd luv 2 have ya!!!

>>151597603
kek they were prepared to post this. it was kinda surreal that they posted it right after ohtani hit a homer and made it 4-11

>>151597527
Anyone there at Nathan Phillips Square? Her hype man routine was so cringe.

>>151589352
>Ernie was the ringleader

>>151598371
Nathan Philip's Queer