Thread 151583690

Live From Etihad Arena, Yas Island/Yas West United Arab Emirates

The UFC makes its second trip to Abu Dhabi this year for what has become an annual pay-per-view experience in October, as UFC 321 touches down at Etihad Arena on Saturday, headlined by a pair of outstanding championship matchups.

In the main event, undisputed UFC heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall puts his title on the line for the first time, facing off against former interim titleholder and No. 1 contender Ciryl Gane. Prior to that pair hitting the Octagon, Top 5 standouts Virna Jandiroba and Mackenzie Dern will clash for a second time, with the vacant strawweight title hanging in the balance.

>>151583690 (OP)
NIGGA

>>151583690 (OP)
>undisputed UFC heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall
You're god damn right.

Suo-mi

real thread
>>151583491
>>151583491
>>151583491
>>151583491

First for Ciryl Gane

>>151583741
poor, poor little shrimpdick...

>>151583756
Excellent post

yeah I'm thinking Cyril Romain Jacky Gane time

Yejibros, we had another one of our prophetic dreams... Bet the house on the Gane.

mornin niggas

sneed

Whats the actual 411 on shrimpie, what is his end goal?

heeminder BKFC is on later but it's on euro time too

>>151583741
Drink bleach you dirty cunt

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

It's been fun memeing this one heemsters

Let's work!

Thumb Ass-pain-all vs Cereal Gone

>Skanko
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>151583840
kill yourself you worthless faggot

wheres big joe

this is actually a banger card wtf dana

how long does it take until cazoids starts to turn against tom?

God I hate DC

daner putting a woman front and centre on a saudi card
i see you

>>151583871
you lost again shrimpclit

i think it'd be really funny if gane heems aspinall. hope it happens

>>151583868
Paulo "Supreme Gentleman" Costa

>>151583899
>>151583871

Sanko is going to have serious problems if she doesn't learn how to throw her voice better she already sounds like a whiskey auntie

Tom Aspinall vs. Ciryl Gane
Virna Jandiroba vs. Mackenzie Dern
Umar Nurmagomedov vs. Mario Bautista
Alexander Volkov vs. Jailton Almeida
Aleksandar Rakic vs. Azamat Murzakanov

the fact they made weili vacate is a fucking joke

>>151583913
Dana must have destroyed her holes 1000 times to let her cast.

>>151583924
>made weili vacate
She wanted to move up right?

>>151583919
The drunk shit is overcompensating for being caught telling tom he is his favorite after massa

>>151583924
I doubt shed want to cut weight anymore

Why is Mackenzie Dern representing Brazil

Joe Rogan is afraid to leave the USA unless it's to go on his mega yacht

>>151583913
>noooo why does a 40 year old doesn't speak like a 12 year old child

>>151583952
she's representing big bwc in her brazilian brapper

OHHHHHHHH DERNS IMPLANTS ARE HEEMED

>>151583918
Tom Aspinall
Mackenzie Dern
Umar Nurmagomedov
Alexander Volkov
Azamat Murzakanov

>>151583956
thats what chronic anime binging does to a mf

Remember to buy tonight's PPV.

>>151583918
aspinall
jandrioba
umar
volkov
rakic

>>151583690 (OP)
wtf are those pics for co-main bahahaha

>>151583918
Tom Aspinall
Mackenzie Dern
Mario Bautista
Alexander Volkov
Aleksandar Rakic

I just wanna see these guys IRL so I can get an understanding of how large of humans they are
Lebron James
Tom Aspinall
Alexander Volkov
Chris Paul (for comparison)
Anthony Davis

Mizuki-chan ganbare ^_^

Amorim is my future wife

cute!

>>151583918
It's about 3:2 tomcel reddit tourists versus ganechads

ready

>>151584004
just like my anime

Gane boyers are homosexual

someone give me a stable free stream, vipbox/strikeout is shit

hope she loses and pursues a career in JAV

>>151583918
asspinal
virna
poomar
volkov
rakic

>>151583924
That's the new standard for champs who want to move up to fight for another belt. Both Ilia and Islam had to vacate

>>151583956
Her voice is frying b don't be silly, she could fix this with singing lessons

drinking covfefe

>>151584009
i just KNOW your breath stinks permanently

stream?

>>151583918
Aspinall
Jandiroba
Umar
Almeida
Azamat

God I want to blast my load inside Japanese women so bad its unreal. I'd blast Mizuki's womb with baby gravy so hard it would come out of her mouth

Is daner rapping
>>151584034
Finna brew a pot and spark a fatty

>>151584040
not shrimpdick's gay little stream that's for sure

>>151583918
Aspinall
Jandiroba
Umar
Almeida
Rakic

>>151584020
hey you want the main cards to be filled with wmma instead?

>>151583918
Gay Nig
CHIWIWIIISHH
Mario
Malhadomedov
Rakic

>>151584040
sure, here is your stream
*pisses in your mouth*

>>151583918
Tom Aspinall
Virna Jandiroba
Umar Nurmagomedov
Alexander Volkov
Aleksandar Rakic

>>151584040
>>151584018
streamed.su still works for me

>>151583918
GODne
Dern
Umar
Volk
Rakic

Is this the first WMMA in Abu Dhabi?

>>151584069
we have anime though

>>151584069
>MFW Japanese WMMA

>>151584080
nah

>>151583918
tom
dern
umar
volkov
rakic

dern has improved and i'm a fan of hers, but i don't see how she deserves a title fight
then again i just checked and her second-to-last-win loopy is just outside the top 5. i'm guessing no one but jandiroba (and zhang weili) is on a real win streak in the division

Bruce Buffer is a drunk fruit

>>151584047
Fuck wrong pic

>>151584004
>>151584092
do you guys seriously find this attractive?

>>151584073
ty

>>151584103
shut the fuck up, nigga

ANI FUCKING ME

>>151584118
In the UFC context, yes.

>>151583918
Tommy boy
Jandiroba
Umar
Volkov
Azamat

the hapa nerd with the glasses in her corner is amorim's bf btw, ting ting poster on suicide watch

>it's been over a decade since inoue faced KK in invicta
I'm so old

>>151584118
no but i'd fuck her in a heartbeat

>>151584048
where can I find retro pics like this

>>151584118
in this photo she looks 10 years older, in the ring she looks better

>>151584103
They're just desperatów for an american champion, Also Wielu is still the champ.

>>151584157
Dern is brazilian

>>151584155
Tryb your moms photo album
>>151584166
Brazil is in south america

Which of the UFC presenter should be replaced? my pick is DC. I am thinking either Volk/Whittaker/Dustin should replace him

>vipbox wanting me to turn off adblock
LMAO kill yourselves
Back to crack. Faggots gotta ruin everything.

If Mizuku wins I will honor her by watching Iron Crimson tonight

Why arent there heavier women's weightclasses? I want to see cowweight. Plaphogweight

>sister in a way
What is blud yapping about

bundas > anime

>>151584179
DC should be summarily executed and they can lose anik too

>>151584186
just go to shrimp's

>>151584063
excellent, thanks b
>>151584073
virus do not use

>>151583918
Tom Aspinall
Mackenzie Dern
Umar Nurmagomedov
Jailton Almeida
Azamat Murzakanov
Actually a decent main card for a while

>>151584179
all of them except pissbing and maybe skanko

>>151584111
Wtf

>>151584195
Giwtwm

>>151584202
most obvious shrimp award

It's too early. i'm not hungover, I still feel drunk.

>>151584198
this

>>151584192
idk, heavyweight WMMA is actually kino

i could literally reverse omaplata every here

>>151584197
>>151584210
Who you replacing them with

Lmao she nearly got sleemed

>super excited for today's ufc! Gonna have the boys over and order some pizzas.
What type of person do you imagine?

>>151584179
I just never want to see Rogan on a card again
*black fighter lands a single leg kick
>THAT LEG IS COMPRIMISED. STOP THE FIGHT RIGHT NOW AND AWARD MY WIFES BOYFRIEND THE VICTORY

>>151584179
Cruz, Gooden, Fitzgerald, Rogan, Anik

>>151584215
All the ones here have stupid gangster dogs they can't tame

>>151584230
not if i reverse gogoplata'd your yellow ass first

IT IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

anyone give Gane a real chance?

>>151584247
Literally me. I often will invite my friends over and cook steaks for everyone

>>151584247
someone who's living in 2010?

hello everyone

literally nothing wrong with UFC's commentary team.

>>151584276
ello

amorin is done, feel free to place your bets

Also inb4 massive blunder from the reffs tonight

>>151584276
hello fren

>>151584247
what you say pizza what are you referring to exactly?

>>151584235
Gooden until a decent person is found to lighten the workload and for DC someone with a funny voice and charming wit maybe Bas or GSP, use them more sparingly, cycle Sanko with other color commentators, fire Joe

wish sanko could provide the only commentary desu

>>151584262
Counting Gane out is just retarded. I fully believe he threw the fight against Jon. That being said I'm taking Aspinall but Gane is no joke. He is also a dirty fighter who is allowed to spam back of the head shots. Don't be surprised if Tom shoots a TD and Gane wins via illegal strikes

>>151584118
Not particularly but East Asian women follow a different rating system to any other race, they have a higher floor being attractive.

Tomala down bad!

>man, those are a couple of tough ladies. They could probably beat 99% of the men on PLANET EARTH!
What type of person do you imagine?

>>151584272
hot

>>151584297
*tap tap*
Has my stream dropped

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egma0rGjtoo&list=RDegma0rGjtoo&start_radio=1

Tom "fingered" Aspinall

>Jumps guard for no reason
WMMA is so shit

>>151584313
that's disgusting, man.

>>151584324
>I fully believe he threw the fight against Jon.
come on b
agree on Gane being elite. we have no idea how good Tom's takedowns actually are, we've only seen him shoot for rugby-esque double legs

>>151584262
AnalPain is probably winning but yes, there is a very good chance Gane wins this. We haven't seen much of Aspinal. If Gane avoid his takedowns and fight like he did against Ngubu, he we could win.

>>151584276
Sup wigga

>>151584350
that's too boring
getchu some prince st pizza

>>151583918
Big Tom
Jandiroba
Nurmagomedov
Volkov
Rakic

why is DC such white guy? i hate it. I wish he was a low iq thuggish black guy.

Imagine moisturizing sanko's underboob

>LOOK!
>LISTEN!

>>151584353
AARON FUCKING PICO

>>151584377
This doesn't look like native Denmark cusine to me. What restaurant is this?

In Sweden pizza is served with this sallad btw

>>151584377
How are you supposed to eat this

i dare you to get into my guard

jayquayline looks alittle like grasso

>>151584381
You need help.

>>151584400
its a swedish thing
called vulkan pizza

>>151584424
Atrocious

so what is Shrimpman's endgame? get enough viewers to sell ad space?

Had wild crazy sex all night I am famished, about to run me a nice bubble bath to wash away the filth

>>151584430
Disagree, actually looks good desu

Is kebab pizza not a thing in other countries? You're unironically missing out

>>151584409
I'm sensing a trap

Sheeeeeem almost stoppy
>>151584422
You don't know the half of it

If you shake my Hap, better count your fingers

I am here. You may begin.

Mizukichan chama

I havent washed my rashguard in a year

>>151584442
You can save yourself if you stop instead or ironically falling deeper

>i could smell mizuki's blood from the booth!
heh, periods, am i right?

>>151584438
Smetana here is better it is kebu but with smetana very delicious

how do you people eat garbage all the time? I'm in my 30s now and even a bag of chips gives me acid reflux and mild indigestion. all I want everyday is vegetables, steak, chicken and fish

>>151584439
very disrespectful betting line

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Waifu is winning

Would allow Dern to give you a d'ARSE choke?

I want to have sex

JUST BLEED

>>151584466
To what end?

>>151584480
Same

>>151584490
just pay for it then. what are you, poor?

The sun is rising on Nippon

ANIME WINS

>>151584485
I never found Dern hot before last night but gyatDAMN that is a work of art

>the brazilian raising her hands
ok bro

>>151584492
every end. the first step is hard but you have to actually take it

ganejeets are gonna be seething soon

What is this goofy music? I though UFC was supposed to have a metal / rock aesthetic

anime fight

SHEEEEEM ALMOST STOPPY

>>151584513
Shame about the horse face and barf inducing accent

Quintessentially Brazilian performance

>>151584513
She has always been hot. Her face is ugly tho.

>>151584424
looks fucking vile

Back when Dern was young with no baggage, it was all about her tits. Now that she's a single mom of an Hap every simp talks about her ass.

gib stream pl0x

>>151584507
it's too expensive in america

>no surname
why?
has she been disowned?

This chick is uncomfortably white

>>151584489
proper scran

this chick is really going by just MIZUKI? is she the Cher of MMA?

Need the HEEM Family on the Octagon canvas

>>151584537
It's ESPN
I think they do it on purpose to take the piss
They've had instrumental versions of Lion King songs as the music

>>151584513
den röven kan fisa nigga

>>151584405
Dip your buddy's cock into one of the pockets on the outside and then suck it off

>>151584338
soz b, the stream should be up now

There is seriously only one good fight on this card

>>151584520
Sounds arduous b I have surfed on people's maternal instincts and pure luck for so long

>>151584560
Retard, the tits came only after she got pregnant by the brazilian surfer

Just took a huge Asspissnal in the Parkin

>>151584562
http://shrimpgod.hopto.org

>>151584599
It's actually delicious

Wanna explain yourself?

>>151584513
She's the best

>>151584599
you're not getting any adult points

>>151584599
Fuck you nigger

>>151584603
>the tits came only after she got pregnant by the brazilian surfer
b I mean this sincerely but you should take some more time before posting

zesty

>>151584567
>>151584573
you guys didn't get the memo? it's been that way since before the layoff

>>151584599
Go to hell you unupfostered shithigh, no adultpoints for you

>>151584608
excellent b

>>151584596
Which works fine until one day you realise you've nothing to show for it and have to start your own path. Hiding behind humour doesn't fix any issues, if you've got problems only you can solve them,

>>151584579
awesome :) thanks

WAR

WAR INSIDE MY HEAD

Raposo looks like a soprano crew capo

>>151584626
Blacks will do shit like this and then set a store clerk on fire

is qazaq a kazak?

ayy tone lookin ass

Fall river, must be portuguese

>>151584621
Idk why but I find that chick on the left so fucking cute bros Dern is just your typical Brazilian bbl bimbo

>>151584632
>>151584624
>>151584610
>>151584580
>>151584579
cant stand looking at this dude, he looks like he eats shit. he for sure eats shit

Not doing a walkout, guys!

Gane will make that shit look easy

Imagine watching this shit, go outside and rape a woman instead

>>151584513
her body makes up for her face by far

Oh we geekin today lads

>>151584623
>>151584624
>>151584632
the only swedish thing I eat is the ikea menu because that's the only swedish dish I know

>*heems volkov*
>*gets the mic from dc's hand *
>"hey pussy, now who can't fight?"

>>151584684
charles is fighting today?

Ads keep popping up and blocking the screen every 30 seconds. It's annoying.

>>151584691
Why does he look like LeBron here kek

>>151584665
I'm gay btw, if that matters

>>151584641
Come on b we're only 1 fight in don't be doing this to me

>dc impressed by person not being a lardass and doing things all non-lardasses can do
strongest coach in the world lmao, show dc a full nordic or a pistol squat and his head'll explode

>>151584705
bla pipo arr rook same

>>151584691
DC said he can't fight tho

>>151584676
TRUE
/brit/fags are all hyped for nothing

>>151584685
this guy looks like he enjoys the smell of his own farts

>>151584702
get a real stream nigga

>>151584690
gojslask

>>151584690
jamon de parálisis cerebral

>>151584702
Buy fight pass

>>151584685
waaay too much ketchup

would you guys rather marry a Dern (hot body, not so cute face) or an Olivi (cute face, not much body)?

>>151584702
>>151584718
just go to http://shrimpgod.hopto.org
ffs

>>151584685
WTF is wrong with Eurofags
This is a real american breakfast

>>151584702
what's an ad?

It's time for the Gane meme to die

Missing weight by 4lbs on home turf. Based!

>>151584739
never ever EVER using your stream shrimpclit

Mizuki? More My Pookie :p

>>151584732
Olivi looks like Anne Frank

>>151584709
I know and I know it's not what you want to hear b, you just want to forget your troubles and enjoy the heems
But if you just keep avoiding it forever you won't get anywhere. You'll be stuck in the same place when the reality is you actually have the capacity to do something about it. I'm saying it for your good b

>>151584732
Olivi got some tits after having a kid

HA HA

>>151584690
Have you tried sillpitsa it is round bread that swedes invented

>>151584752
literally the most reliable stream LMAO
your loss

>>151584732
I would marry and worship Dern's asshole! Thank you for asking!

>>151584741
I eat that though

>>151584732
Olivi-type, you get to see their faces every single time, you dont get see their body often

>>151584706
Nope she just looks like a female jet li from the one and it just does it for me

>>151584765
Full of adderall

raposo? more like rapebozo

>>151584757
do you think noses are not supposed to curve? are you turned on my voldemort?

>>151584712
That's the point.

>>151584776
They linked up

Azat? more like asshat

>>151584748
It's time for your Visa to expire

black men are the epitome of masculinity

>>151584770
brown skin energy

>>151584763
yes thats how female (woman) works, their breast gets bigger when they starts to have children

MAKSUM

>>151584819
Proof?

*sniffs the crotch*

You know who's pretty? Alexa Grasso in 2025.

>>151584732
Weili

>>151584819
Women are fuckin crazy man

>>151584763
>>151584819
I dated an older woman once who had itty bitty titties. she had a kid and told me they deflated after pregnancy. was sad

>>151584763
B dubs wings taste like fucking plastic ffs Joey that is the mother to your children take her to a nice spot faggit

suplexes do no damage

how would joe pesci fare in the flyweight division

>>151584841
>deflated after pregnancy
Because she did a crash diet.

>>151584845
but they look cool tho

Someone needs to teach this skinny guinea to dig underhooks!

the women's fight was better

>>151584841
Didn't ask

An ugly horse woman like dern is not hot. Sure her body is rocking but without a pretty face it feels like a sentence that doesn’t have a period at the end. You don’t know where the ugliness begins or ends.

SHUT THE FUCK UP REF

my favorite fighter is conor mcgregor :-)

Moslem fighters SUCK

YEWS YER PESISHEN

Extremely retarded fight IQ from the khazak. Should've hit a hail mary takedown to end the round and finish on top

>>151584865
no one included you in the convo small fry
>>151584856
she was Japanese and weighed like 102 lbs. I think she just didn't have the body to maintain them. very unfortunate. she had a surprisingly great ass though. small but a perfect bubble butt

>>151584787
rapsoso
>>151584800
as yr (assyr)

>>151584826
go impregnate some astrid with small ditties and youll see

>>151584179
Rogan for sure. He's just a total moron who's never worked a real job a day in his life. Just a pathetic little manlet who never stops fucking screaming about everything. He also has weird nipples that get all engorged and full of blood.

>>151584760
I appreciate it bappa perhaps this card is symbolic of a turning point

>>151584865
Nobody asked for you to be born but here you are

>>151584884
Shut up faggot now I know you're just making shit up.

>khabib already pre coping by saying Umars opponent is on a 8 fight win streak

Kek he has no faith in that fucking quitter after merab buck broke him

OI BRUV, HAVE YOU GOT A POSITION ADVANCING LOICENCE?

>>151584723
How much does Hunter pay you per post?

>>151584905
I'm paid by the cooking with volk marketing team, not hunter

How long do you think fighters spend in a sauna per day for a weight cut? I was in a sauna the other day at 100 degrees (212f) and fuck me it was difficult, I only lasted 10 mins compared to my normal 15

>>151584841
prolly cuz she doesnt breastfeed her child, thats why it goes back to pre pregnancy size

>>151584868
Neck up usually

for me, it's dern's stinkhole.

>>151584902
sorry you never touched a woman not related to you son

>>151584923
Merab doesn't sauna

>>151583918
Tom
Virna
Umar
Volkov
Azamat

>>151584684
what's up with the stud on the left?

fucking kek that slide

>>151584923
Please bappa don't make me laugh I'm eating

>>151584919
Tell that manlet there is nothing interesting about watching him cook steak for the 100th time

Ripbozo probably bounce that pink pork bussy rapidly

>>151584963
thats Raul Rosas Sr.

>>151584948
Next time you're trying to lie don't load so many details into the second reply
>102lbs
I mean especially that why 102? Why not a casual 100? This is like 8th grade liar mistakes.

>>151584950
He doesn't need too, he runs a fuckload. However someone like Du Bronx would sauna a fuckload. Pereira would have spent a crazy amount of time in there for his MW cuts

Im not drinking simple as that

chugging a beer is retarded

>leftover pizza
>big bottle of cola
>nothing to do all day
yep, time for some morning fights

Need an aussie brick smashed bug bush burger NOW

>>151584970
Yeah you are a finski though so you can spent forever in them. I am an irish larper from a hot country (I am white) so saunas are tough for me

>Azamat
Azamat Bagatov?

That china man doesn't know how to fucking fight wtf is this gay shit

This Kazakh is really getting pieced up by the Mexican. Guy sucks. All he can do is waste time with grappling.

>>151584995
very true

>>151584980
Sounds like a Brazilian thing

>>151584893
Cremated that cretin.

>>151584979
cuz I've seen her on the scale you dork. she used it a lot to monitor her diet
you're never gonna have sex by playing heem columbo

If ratsum get this decision im turning this shit off

>>151585012
youd think a kazakh have better boxing than this

>>151584923
You should do like 3 trips last one is a cool down first you can throw ego throws, use water to cool your skin and it's feminine but you can shower between the rounds, each round should be 10-15m

that was raposo's round but you already know they gave it maksum

I had six angry orchards last night then took my gf to pound town

Zesty corner work!

>>151583918
Gane
Dern
Umar
Jail
Murz

Doo look like a midget Frank Mir

>do you trust us
>do you trust us
>do you trust us
>do you trust us
fuck off man leave me alone

>>151585025
Easy work b you need to stop thinking you can trick people.

Last thing bitch rapedoso sees

>>151585043
How many kids does Mir have? Even Tom Aspinall is one of them

>>151585002
No worries b I gave some small tips here >>151585034
Another thing is to take a drink in with you, commonly beer vichy or soda is okay too

Frank Mir creampied aspinall's mum?

*suplexes you for aura points*
nothing personal kid

>>151585054
you're just snitching on yourself by finding it unbelievable that people on 4chan have sex. better luck next life

>>151585032
Why? Are they known for boxing? None of the famous Kazakh boxers are ethnically Kazakh.

>>151585034
I should clarify I spend an hour in a session with 3x 10/15 minute sessions depending if its 80 or 100 degrees (irish ocean swim inbetween). But a fighter cutting weight must spend hours in them. Do you wack yourself with the sticks?

It's spelled qazaq ffs

>>151585080
You've retreated to claiming I'm a virgin. You've lost your composure.

>8 of 64 for azat
jfc

Don’t like the sauna at the gym because powerfats use it and shave their backs in there. Just full of fat bloke pubes and it stinks. Brutal

>>151585096
Course you would know

>>151584970
Why are you eating before the main card?

nice event you have there, Dana.

how much arab poo has dern taken lads?

>>151585093
lmao

kill this crotchsniffer, mitch

>>151585082
GGG is one that got famous plus Kazakhs is the Dagestani of Amateur Boxing

>>151585097
if you could read you'd know i said that before
>>151585025
>>151584948
you are awful at banter. make some friends irl so you can practice

>>151585106
MMA is haram

>when you nut but she keeps sucking

You virgins will never experience this Nirvana feeling

cut these bums

Think that fence grab just won the sop the fight

BASED REF

BASED REF

Based ref

>>151585123
Watch this clip of greatness b it will make your day better

BASED REF

Let's gooo this Kazakh loser got fucked. Good for the Mexican.

parlay saved

Based ref.

Based ref

BASED REF

He aint fucking around

What time is the Jon Jones fight?

A point for the fence grab is fine because those suplexes were worth at least 5 points each

ciryl gane

>>151585147
Only real deal chads drive trucks what a goat

Chucked a cheeky fiver in raposo by decision.

just a qazaq and not a brazza I think they'll let Rich Mitchell leave Abu Babi alive for daring to take a point

they should make the cage electric like those fences for animals

>>151585147
my day is fine and jon jones is based
be like jon jones. go do some cocaine and have sex

>>151585122
GGG is actually Russian tho no?

>>151585128
One time I came in a girls mouth and she got mad and kept jerking my cock after I came to try to inflict pain. Became a fetish of mine, so jokes on her

Well that ref is never getting invited back to Muzzie land again

decisions in the prelims = banger main card

>>151585172
nah, pushing yourself off of the fence is fine. just cut off any fingers that poke through the holes.

>>151585179
>p-p-please have sex
bappa just because I exposed you doesn't mean I want to zutt you

>>151585171
Only journalist get murdered there buddy

>>151585169
My m8 bought a Dodge Ram 2500 (it’s fucked) and I completely understand why Americans buy them. Even though it’s falling to bits it’s really cool and I want one

Please let him ref every Manel Kape and Imavov fight

>>151585187
calculated. Thanks for the heads up anon.

>>151585182
eh hes like half asian so id count him

>>151584892
Perhaps, you just have to act
It doesn't need to be a big turning point sort of moment either, I think that can be a misconception and make things seem more daunting.
Literally just one small positive step towards something else is all it takes to start. Do summin anon

Average american high school wrestler vs crab-style kungfu

>>151585094
The bush thing is kind of a gimmick but it does activate capillaries that sounds really good though, I don't know about fighters desu I just assumed they do it slowly through the day to avoid complications

nice fight. cut them both

stream?

Jon fights with his latent homosexuality every day

he would've won either way

*cries*

>Miss weight
>Sniff crotch
>Cheat
>Still lose
KWAB

>>151583918
Asspeenall
Dern
Umar
Almeida
Rakic

>>151585105
A small snack I'm having potatoes and sausages later

>>151585202
Fuck off we're full

In front of the Muzz crowd. BASED!

missed weight and still lost at -450.

top kek

>>151585197
idk what your terminally online language means but this is probably why you don't talk to women
i truly am sorry that you can't wrap your head around people on here having sex. you must have a truly awful sense of self-worth

>>151583918
Aspinall
Dern
Umar
Jailton
Azamat

>>151585220
not shrimpdick's shitty stream

>>151585220
http://ufc321.webhop.me/

Thank you Jesus

>>151585225
Janny-sama I do not care for this image. Please remove it.

Imagine mitch moaning under you

Is looking like Frank Mir the best base for MMA?

NEVER buy a Chrysler vehicle

Thats 2 big underdogs in a row now...

demons?

FAT BOY FIGHT

Jackie Jr showed that borat bastard what's up!

I want to get up by my 2 dogs are laying in bed with me and they are so comf

>>151585245
you are so not mad

its ogre

THANK YOU JESUS
YOU GUIDED MY FIST TO HIS JAW

>>151585169
listen if I could buy a smaller truck, I would
but you know as well as I do that small trucks are non-existent in Burgertown

Oh dear it's hamdy

AND NOW
THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

>>151585263
Magg De Margo b

GANE'S GOING TO GET HIS GUSHY blk BOY TUSHY BRUTALISED BY DADSPINALL'S BWC

I drive a Kia

Other guy had that pressure but that dude had that dawlg in em

>>151585256
pls don't have the janny heem my picks bro

>>151585253
excellent b thanks

>>151585060
his daughter is gay

was this match made ironically?

Hamdy got his haram piglet bussy out .

>>151585271
factual post

FOR THE BMF BLOBBIEST MOTHERFUCKER BELT

>>151585274
JUST GO TO http://ufc321.webhop.me/ YOU RETARDED NIGGER

The dawgs are barkin tonight

my countryman

>>151585220
use shrimp, unironically

>>151585263
STAYYYYVUNNNN TELL ME ABOUT THE UNDERWEAR MASK

Barnett by whatever he wants!

>>151585274
>subscribing

FAT BOI FIGHT

THIS BOY SHUCKIN' AND JIVIN'

>>151585304
Hw topurio

This event is stacked with HW events btw, they must be trying to give the division a wriggle along.

>>151585236
I have no intention of emigrating as migrants are freeloaders and Chandra without exception but keep exporting large knackered trucks here and I’ll be happy enough

>>151585306
this

barnett vs dc when?

>>151585304
LMFAO why is representing Spain?

I can hear DC getting jealous as Laura giggles

>>151585274
Dana really is making Trump send missile strikes to poor streamers

Quintessentially spanish

>>151585297
btw I actually have three children and a loving wife b

Barnett by scorpion kick

dis nigga's already sweating kek

>>151585274
In Thailand piracy is so widely accepted that tv stations will literally play pirated movies (you will often see the watermark from the uploader). So basically UFC can suck my cock my ISP will never care

>>151585331
what do you mean, spanish people look like this

>>151585325
Its jap cars for me desu (Toyota Landcruiser)

FAT NIGGER

>>151583918
Aspinall
Jandiroba
Umar
Volkov
Rakic

>>151585336
spend more time with them instead of wasting their weekends by spamming 4chan you weird fuck

Arabic music be like AAAaaaAAAAaaa

hamdy has been so underwhelming that i genuinely think he gets heemed by the fatty

Make the non shr*mp thread

>>151585342
>In Thailand piracy is so widely accepted that tv stations will literally play pirated movies (you will often see the watermark from the uploader).
That was Bulgaria before we got into the EU.
My local cabel channel played HBO for free at night.

>>151585355
lol y'seethin

>>151585365
Kino, we just had the local nonce selling burnt dvds

>>151585348
I have noticed that the more nomadic elements of Irish society have a hard on for Mitsubishi Shoguns.

hamdy got some titties

The Egyption will lose

>>151585373
Of what exactly? You watching Carlos Prates tapes?

what the fuck are you wearing, Bruce Buffer.

>the american chris barnett
Spain bros....

Why’s this shit on at lunch time I got shit to do today.

>>151585325
Was behind a dually this morning and they look so fucking comical with that big o booty on em

>>151585373
>the local nonce
Why is your island this way

>>151585368
and you're a loser dad whose imaginary kids are gonna think that way about him

You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>151585329
kek i was going to mention first seeing dc in the strikeforce hw grand prix when i saw him eating at a korean restaurant in san jose this year

DC could get off the desk and fuck both of these bums up.

>>151585400
>>151585400
>>151585400
>>151585400

Did you guys know Hamdy Abdelwahab is a popular restauranteur in Egypt and he owns two restaurants called Hamdy Hamburgers and Abdelwahab Kabab?

>>151585396
There's nothing that screams "I'm a little princess" more than these faggot trucks.

>>151585383
>Everything must revolve around me
lol

>>151585393
See >>151584106

>>151585351
Average droid user phenotype

>>151585403
>you're a loser dad
>imaginary kids
I broke you unironically I do feel a lil bad.

>>151585446
whatever you wanna tell yourself little buddy. no more (You)s

>>151585351
no self preservation on that woman
that dude is about ten seconds away from turning into the boulder from Raiders of the Lost Ark

kino slopfest

lmao

KEK

Now the nigger is faking to get a DQ win. Lmao

barnett should quit i doubt it gets better for him

>>151585538
Kill yourself muzzie

goddard wouldn't have taken a point if that last ref didnt

>>151585304
My ancestor :)

>>151585331
Born on a military base

this fight is so obese

Cut this boring crotch sniffer Dana