Thread 151586207

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my sooners :)

Deport anyone who has ever made a sports bet, bought a lottery ticket, or played a slot machine.

NAVY is going to win and still be unranked because everything is rigged & controlled.

>>151586207 (OP)
Turnover objects are the gayest fucking things and I'm so glad Rodriguez got rid of our stupid fucking miner hat.

>>151586272
they have 28 votes so you might get 25th and shutup hopefully
go blow up more brown fishermen

>>151586207 (OP)
it reminded me of a high school game last night. The score was close at halftime and then the better team came out in the second half and dropped 30 on the exhausted shitters

>>151586272
Or maybe it's because they haven't played anyone worth a damn yet
>VMI
>UAB
>Tulsa
>Rice
>Air Force
>Temple
>Florida Atlantic later today
None of those teams are better than 4-3

>>151586295
I will never shut up until they win the Natty
>go blow up more brown fishermen
You mean drug smugglers? I wish they could blow them all up.

>>151586330
>uab
oof may we wanna delete your post bro

N

im nervous about my sooners
gonna start drinking

I already ate my entire pizza.

>>151586393
they will win bro

>>151586403
What kind of pizza was it, Anon?

>>151586295
>No this unregistered unflagged boat with 100000 dollars in outboards, no electronics or lights, loaded with unmarked barrels and crates, crewed by but military-aged males, running a route used by drug smugglers was acksually just a pleasure cruise with heckin wholesome civilians and refugees because....IT JUST WAS OKAYYY CHUD

>>151586403
thats good i had an apple and a protein shake

>>151586405
must win game with the next 2 road games

>>151586369
N

>>151586416
Jet's 4-corner with ham and turbo crust.

No game today. Fuck Texas State though, San Marcos on a Tuesday is stupid. Go suck dick in the NuPac 12

>>151586330
Who has Illinois beaten? Who has SFU beaten? Weird how I can point to other teams that haven't beaten anybody and yet they get the benefit of the doubt and are ranked.
>but they beat this one team who has a winning record
Yeah, and that team also hasn't beaten anybody. It's just shitters beating shitters, but that one shitter now has a winning record, so it counts as a "quality win". It's all bullshit.

This guess picker is dumb as fuck

coach priamte

it's ass blasting time
anything less than a 30 point win is a failure

what time are the headline SEC games today? don't they have them spread out 11, 2, 5?

What noon game are we watchin niggas

>Pat betrayed my manningz
archbros....

>>151586507
my sooners hopefully winning or ill be sad

>>151586507
IU vs UCLA
Either it'll be competitive or a slaughter, no inbetween

gramma shit her pants again lads. end is nigh

>>151586507
usf memphis has the most playoff impact implications

>>151586530
????

>>151586494
ole miss v sooners @ noon
bama gamecocks @ afternoon
misery vandy @ afternoon
horns miss st @ late afternoon
faggies lsu @ primetime

The fuck does Rocky have to do with Indiana? I'm watching with sound off

>>151586528
uh okay lol

my boilers :)

This IU vs UCLA intro is fucking kino

OU - Ole miss gonna (((weather))) delayed

>>151586563
they are both extremely jewish

This guys a comedian?
He can barely fuckin talk.

should i be rooting for chokelahoma or ole piss?

Tar Heels bros its time for our weekly humiliation ritual

slopbowl in norman

rainslop kino

Is UCLA going to heem another ranked team?

>>151586590
norman has had like 3 inches of rain the last 2 days but it should clear up in 1 hour or less
field will be sloppy

>>151586480
and there it is

>>151586563
punching bag of life
finally has a shot and went up against the champ (blue bloods) and came up short but was competitive
Now the challenge is if they can fulfill the Rocky narrative and get the title and stay on top.

>>151586614
>nigger coach
lol no

>>151586604
Depends, what school do you root for?

USF doesn't have their QB. They're fucked.

>>151586604
OU :)

>>151586629
Thanks

>>151586538
>noon
i'd fucking kill myself if i had to wait til 12 for games to start. 9 am masterrace reporting in.

>>151586643
yes its an ez game rly

Has a guest picker ever gone against the home team? Would be kekworthy.

>>151586604
Ole miss if you want to bully Satania-anon
OU if you hate Lame Kiffin

>>151586632
UCLA fired Foster a month and a half ago
>Thinking about black men so much so that you're still thinking about them after they're fired
At this point I think you just have a closeted BBC fetish

>>151586657
buenos dias mi amigo

>>151586675
this is a gus bored chuddy

BLACK
COCK
BLACK
COCK
BLACK
COCK

>>151586669
they likely try to pick a homer for the game

>>151586686
die yid.

TIME FOR

S O O N E R S

FOOTBALL

>>151586729
Say that to me IRL, nigger lover.

>>151586594
Indiana is, in fact, very non-Jewish

>>151586724
>>151586669
that retard theo von picked vandy while at alabama didnt he

>>151586686
Their interim coach is black too, you absolute fucking dolt, kill yourself.

>>151586669
Theo Vonn picked against Bama when GameDay was there a few weeks ago, but he's not a Bama fan.

>>151586207 (OP)
aOSU are frauds. No top-20 opponents for the rest of the season. I guess beating Texas by a TD was the entire season.

I will no longer complain about EEC schedules.

>>151586754
>Indiana more jewish than Ohio
>tfw you live one city over to a very jewish city
What are the odds?

>>151586754
lots of uneducated folx in this thread this morn reddit raid?

>>151586754
>DC
>NYC

and yet they control the whole world.

>>151586792
>joomington

that was DPI

>>151586792
>CUNY
>38%
Yep, that checks out.

>>151586791
Are you colorblind or retarded?

>>151586528
Looking like it's gonna be the latter

well it was a fun run while it lasted UCLA

>NICO
>POOCLA

>Georgia Kek
>PooCLA

Wait, I think college kickers sucked. Was I lied to?

Lol and it's over already

POOCLA
LMAO!!!!

>>151586791
illinois is not indiana fren

Shoot me straight. How does Nebraska make the playoffs

>coconut QBs
Not even once

>>151586657
not me waking up at 6am just now about to go for a run and get to watch football when I get home, then go surfing before the sun sets

haole real master race reporting in

TD IU
Let's fucking go!!!

UCLA has had a nice meme run the last few weeks, but they're about to get their shit pushed in by Windiana.

>>151586862
He’s from Long Beach

I’m at my first northern cfb game and the stereotype of B1G fans dressing like shit is true. I haven’t seen a single dress. Half of these women look like they’re about to go for a run and the other half look the same except with jeans. Almost all the men are wearing sneakers or crocs.

>>151586791
bexley or shaker?

wtf why are we across the entire fucking country playing at 8 am fucking big 10 get your shit together

>>151586861
asteroid impact in alabama

Time to switch to real football (sec)

>>151586897
So there is a chance

>>151586861
swap to any G5 conference

>>151586890
>look like they’re about to go for a run
heh yea sure

>>151586890
summer clothes get put away October 1st. its sweatshirt hoodie season for like 2 more weeks then its winter.

Do you guys think Joel hates Gus?

Touchdown K-State, Pound the Stone!!

>Sunflower Showdown
>Shootout
Kino

cig is gonna put 42 on them by the half

>>151586834
he threw it right to him lol

Did someome replaced Jerry Neuheisel?

I pray to god Sark gets his NFL job

>>151586942
kneel

A TERRIFIC CATCH

>>151586942
bitch

nice catch satania

>>151586977
beautiful

>>151586890
Northern football is fucking terrible. Boring product to watch, the atmosphere and tailgating is shit, the women are ugly northern hags, and everyone dresses like white trash retards.

>>151586890
>wearing a dress in 45 degree weather
Lol nice b8

>>151587090
but it's 80*

>>151587052
Agreed they have absolutely no class or pageantry about it. It’s just NFL culture and most of them wish they were at NFL games instead

>>151586895
I wonder what happened to your perfectly good west coast conference

lol memepiss

>PooNC
>fumbling into the endzone

Touchdown K-State, Pound the Stone!!
FOOOOOOOOOOMBLE TD

lmao UCLA d is aids

>Poosiers
oh no not like this

>>151587173
>Jaykeks

just end the season

>>151587159
He needs the man bra from Seinfeld

Dave portnoy calling Nebraska a high school team is his Jew showing

>>151587159
It keeps happening

Time to rev up the Neuheisel bus!

>>151587201
His jew is always showing

>>151587152
just a reminder that a 1 win PAC2 team will be in the playoffs

>Oklahoma has a casino advertisement in their field

Lol the mighty sooner economy on full display

What game we watching

>>151587253
>allowing any advertising in your stadium
sign of a poverty program

>>151587253
It's only okay for the Seminoles, right?

>>151587260
Poosiers vs Pooins

>>151586988
he'll make a great jets coach

>>151587260
Huskers booty blast the Chicago faggots

>>151587260
ive been switching between the oklahoma game and the memphis game

>>151587253
It's a native land acknowledgement

>>151587201
he's never recovered from his sperg out about people criticizing his tribe.
>I'll pay you bigots to go see Israel
nah we good
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>151587260
Kansas vs Kansas State has a kino rain game.

>>151587260
Bulls - Tigers

>>151587253
Makes sense for the state with the most natives

>>151587260
>OlePiss/Blowklahoma
>JawjaKek/Syracuse
>PooCLA/Indiana

level up level up lev lev lev lev level up

>>151587260
Breast vs PeniSG

BIG TECH CENSORSHIP

Trinidad Chambpiss is legit that was helluva throw

>>151587313
It's an isolated incident, fella! You can trust the sportsbooks, they wouldn't lie to you!

Is chambliss a freshman?

>>151587343
Nah, won a natty in D2 last year.

>>151587313
Fed honeypot

>>151587339
I'd love a documentary of all the people who get limited on betting apps.

what time do we get our revenge?

we appreciate the effort Pooins

need some big okie tits in a white shirt in this rain

>brokelahomo gooners in charge of defense

You fags were legit saying you have the best d-line in college football haha

cute fake even if it failed

>>151587370
Once the check clears

I was promised the Neuheisel offense…

i think i’m going to kill myself soon

>>151587425
why?

>>151587425
it's only week 8

>6 games on
>all on commercial

>>151587425
based

Saturdays are a lot less fun when your team already has 2+ losses. Nothing to look forward to and even watching other teams in big matchups is less exciting. Maybe I can build up enough to delusion to think about the slim chances of still getting to the conference title game.

>>151587425
make it messy, that way you'll be remembered by someone

>>151587438
depressed

>>151587425
see ya tomorrow bro!

>>151587442
The jews are in cahoots

>>151587449
>he doesn't take pride in playing spoiler
grim

>>151587200
The Bro, or the Manziere?

>>151586792
Those are some very round numbers.

Kansas's qb is the blackest qb to ever qb

>>151587449
This is why you get a side hobby to do during the games. Like knitting or woodworking.

>>151587425
same
if ou loses im out

>new faggot captcha

FOOOMBLE cat type of day

>>151587425
I mean why bro even working at McDonald’s and just gooning and doing drugs and playing video games in your spare time is still more pleasurable than not being alive. I would only say you were based if you spend your life taking revenge for Charlie Kirk in Minecraft

>>151587478
yes its obviously more, but its still a decent indicator

>>151587477
The bro

>>151587465
Take a shower and get some sun, open the blinds bro.

>>151587476
What if your team doesn’t play the best team in the conference?

>>151587481
>one season long injury and I am forgotten

>>151587481
>plays in night game
>becomes invisible

>>151587425
don't even joke like this, your life is a gift!

>>151587476
No real spoiler opportunities left on the schedule.

>>151587483
I'm filling the void with irresponsible sports gambling.

>>151587506
no im genuinely fucked in the head i’m bipolar i can’t keep it under wraps much longer mate just going to clock out of my shift

UCLA secondary is ass and they still got an INT

>>151587538
based

>>151587481
It’s gotta be Milroe. That’s the blackest QB

>>151587339
lol the sportsbooks flagged it right away and told the NBA, don't let the NBA blame anyone else for being a joke... they were doing this long before sports betting was legalized

>>151587538
why are you using jew buzzwords

>>151587520
The obnoxious black qb defenders have moved on from Lamar to Shedeur. He's their new favorite victim complex.

>>151587528
Take the advice of a friend of mine who was a dealer

don't

>>151587442
Touchdown
>commercial
Kickoff
>commercial
1st and 10, player gets injured
>commercial

I don't know why I keep watching this horseshit

>>151587538
I tried to yeet myself 4 years ago. Woke up in the ICU on a ventilator for 3 days. At that time in my life, I was severely depressed, overweight, no friends, etc.

Since then I am married with 2 sons, hot wife, high paying job, lost 100 pounds.

It can get better bro. Don’t give up. Take it a day at a time and find something you love. Also don’t goon, go outside, and avoid alcohol.

>>151587573
I wouldn't even own a tv if college football didn't exist

Rutgers has a
>college kicker

>>151587425
we would miss you

>>151587564
it’s a funny jew buzzword until you are divorced and have no job or friends

>>151587545
Safe to say Indiana WILL NOT beat THE Blowhio State Cuckeyes in Indianapolis this year

>>151587528
>sports gambling
You're gonna end up with federal anal rape if you keep playing dumb games

I'm looking up chili recipes while watching games, I'm part of a chili cookoff for Halloween.

Any ideas?

>>151587623
the average ohio state first half is 13-0

>>151587623
>Matt Patricia defense being ELITE and pumped by media all the season
i dont like this timeline

>>151587425
A few years back my buddy killed himself. He was mentally ill and was convinced his wife was going to divorce him and take away their daughter(which wasn't the case). He blew his brains out in his bathtub and his wife found him. It was horrific. Get some stronger meds, brother. It's never the solution. It's never hopeless.

>>151587538
Your first mistake is believing anything psychology has to say. They are fucking retards who can’t even replicate the results of any studies they do. They were giving lobotomies to people in your parents lifetime. They are literally just secular priests who wave their hands and pretend to have a better understanding of the mind than everyone else. They don’t. You know you have been happy in the past and you’ll be happy again if you don’t give up like a pussy

>>151587670
>He blew his brains out in his bathtub and his wife found him
:(

>>151587670
suicide is the most selfish thing a person can do

>>151587670
Lol what a retard, hopefully the wife tuned into a lesbian

>>151587425
t. Luke Fickell

Will Buttgers win another game this season?

Penn & Teller has a show?

>>151587641
Throw a touch of cinnamon in there

I thought CFA was supposed to hate the gays, so why do they always get the zestiest of bucks to do the voiceovers for their commercials?

>>151587641
load it up with as much beans as possible

>>151587752
Who is Will Butgers?

>>151587733
>>151587734
God bless 4Chan

>>151587641
like you want a recipie?
I have one I made myself

HURDLES A MAN. TOUCHDOWN

>>151587714
It is also selfish of everyone else to think their feelings outweigh the suffering a person is going through. Someone must continue suffering so everyone else doesn’t get their feefees hurt.

T. This guy >>151587597

>>151587425
Don’t do it bro. Unless you are Steve Sarkesian then you should really think about taking the easy way out with pills and liquor

you told me USF qb was dead wtf

ok i won’t kill myself but im still jobless and mentally unstable

JAYKEKS.

>>151587774
Better business sense to play both sides

>>151587761
The Reverse Susan

>>151587805
that's right, dead serious about winning today

>>151587670

guy I went to highschool with did this a few months ago. Fell off the wagon and shot himself in his home, for his wife and daughter to find

like, way to add horrific trauma to the lives of the people that loved you on the way out

You guys watching the WS later today?

>>151587800
I'm gonna adapt a bit because the judges will be kids with some allergies. But I'd love to see what you got bro.

reffies trying to save bill's job

Archie Manning chads how we feeling about today?

>>151587850
literally couldn't care less

doyers have ruined mlb worse than the 90s yankees ever did

>>151587821
Stone status?

>>151587875
UT has a bye week

Old piss

Commodores

>>151587875
Anus: lubed

MY SOONERS :)

>>151587339
>he didn't fade the Heat when Terry Rozier was clearly selling
you missed out. I remember they failed to cover like 18 spreads in a row. Shit was cash.

Wow, this Hoosier D is fucking legit.

SATANIA

kiffin startin to look old

S A T E N G A
A
T
E
N
G
A

I'm excited about fraud bowl weekend for the SEC

it's starting off with a barq, 2 shit teams that keep trying to lose

nice throw by makek

>>151587875
Honestly I don’t think it’s possible for the offense to get any worse so I’m less nervous than I have been all season. Things can only get better

how smart is /cfb/?

>>151587938
based
boomer

>>151587641
Fire roasted chilis.

>>151587934
Joseph Moldywater

>>151587958
Bill Callahan Nebraska?

>>151587954
Oh sweaty...

>>151587958
Coach sexO

>>151587958
Urban Meyer did it at Florida in 06

Absolute DIME in the Yale Bowl, Penn getting crushed

>>151587805
look at this dead man

>>151587958
Saban

>>151587958
Gene Chizik maybe?

>>151587850
Yes. I would like to see the Fraudgers get waxed again.

halloween ideas for me and pregnant wife besides juno and michael cera?

Is Brett Yormark a gnome?

>>151587670
I’ve thought multiple times about just swerving in front of a semi while driving but I don’t know if I could put that guilt on the driver

>>151588019
Dude's like 7 feet tall holy shit

>>151588049
stairs?

>>151588025
Bingo

>>151587958
Chizik.

lol at that slip by chambliss

>3rd and 40
KEK

>>151588049
egg your neighbors' houses

>>151588049
D Killer Wife and the NIKKE Commander

>>151587855
makes 8 quarts
-3 pounds of ground beef
-2 diced onions
-1 green pepper dice
-1 yellow/orange pepper diced
- 5 japs diced
-32 oz of beans of your choice, mix it up, chili/pinto/black
-32oz canned tomatoes
-12 oz tomato sauce
-8oz tomato paste
-4 tblsp chili powder
-1tbl paprika
-1 tbl italian seasoning
-4 tbl spoon cajun spices
-4 tbl crushed chiptole pepper powder
-3 tbl salt
-3 tbl minced garlic
-1 tbl vinegar
add more cajun/chili powder for more flavor if needed
add more vinegar to cut sweetness if needed
simmer and/or use corn starch if thickening needed

>>151588049
>Mary and Joseph
>White whale and Captain Ahab
>fat thor and captain america

>both games always have commercials at the same time

It’s over the Jews are onto me

>>151588129
at these egg prices?

>>151588164
>the cheapest they've been in a decade

>>151588164
It's Halloween, bro. Live a little.

>>151588049
Farmer and titcow

>>151588164
eggs are like $2 nigga, when was the last time you ate something other than fast food?

my wife does all the shopping i was just trying to fit in with small talk

>>151588200
this

>>151587090
>>151586937
It’s fucking 60 here. I thought you guys were used to the cold? In the SEC our girls dress cute when it’s in the 50s.

if UCLA turns it around for a W
and you're the coach they fired
do you commit suicide?

Anon should egg Lane Kiffin's house

>>151587123
>>151587052
The good news is that the long sleeves cover up the tattoos their women no doubt have.

>>151588253
just please don't beat her if she fucks up and gets Michelob ultra

>>151588267
it was 30f when I went outside this morning for groceries, its 50F at sharty-meatshigan tailgate

>>151588285
Ole Miss fans will do that plenty when he announces he's leaving for Florida

CHOKELAHOMA

>>151586937
doesn't sound like you were built for northern weather

I grew up in Michigan and we wore jeans and tshirts most of the time, maybe a light jacket in the morning. even through thanksgiving, we painted our chests for football games

>>151588303
she only gets me coors banquet

Uh oh goonies

SAFETY KINO

>>151588303
what if it's ultra zero?

>>151588164
Last week my grocery store had a sale $1.49 for a dozen. Pretty, pretty good.

>Safety
Blowklahoma bros...

fraud bowl living up to the hype

>>151588049
Gus Johnson and THE Ohio State Buckeyes

jfc

>>151588354
Domestic ultra zero violence

>>151588337
where did I say me personally?
I work outside all day till proper winter sets in(frost in the ground).

SMOKED

>>151588378
>Gus Johnson and THE WORLD FAMOUS Ohio State Buckeyes
Fixed that for ya

>>151588377
AUBURN IS THE BEST BAD TEAM IN THE COUNTRY

Good morning, I fucking hate sideline gimmicks

>>151588283
There's still tons of money and jobs in CFB. He'll be hired as a running back coach somewhere in the off-season.

21-0 IU and the 2nd Quarter just started
I need a webm of that bullet pass

>>151586207 (OP)
records like these shouldn't even count

>Pavia is a good college QB but he could never play in the NFL

Why does everyone repeat this shit. I think he could play in the NFL. He’s bigger than Kyler Murray. Winners win how many times do I have to be right before people will just accept that winners gonna win

Dubs and I wake my pregnant wife up with my cock

>>151588441
North Texas or whoever has the Stone Cold one is cool

>safety
We are now in a SCORIGAMI WATCH!

>>151588478
he's a discount tim tebow

>>151588483
nonce

>>151588483
a 3 is just an incomplete 8, good enough anon. enjoy

How far realistically could an anon from here get in the cfb coaching careerpath in five years? i think the furthest one of us could get in that time is waterboy

>PooNC
well it was fun for a second

>>151588522
how much dick are you willing to suck?

>>151588483
thought about you this week bro. how are the farts

>>151588504
Ok this one works because it's Vegas and is topical given the changed landscape in cfb. But turnover chains and safety dunks are still very gay.

>>151588522
hope you like to work with >black qbs

>>151588549
Hey bro. Farts have subsided and I’m fucking my wife again

>>151588522
plenty of anon could be Graduate assistants at an FCS or even g5 school in a year

>>151588522
Oh yeah bro I could not climb the latter at all. But if you airdropped me into a head coaching job and gave me an unlimited supply of adderall I do firmly believe I could be a top 20 guy at least

>>151588574
mines 24 weeks along today and my farts have taken on a rotten egg smell along with the noise. only getting worse here

>>151588478
He's a half-decent football player. Not a good quarterback. He's of the Tim Tebow, Riley Leonard mold. He can get away with it in college, but not in the NFL, because NFL QB's need to actually be able to throw the ball. The difference between him and Murray is that Murray actually showed some potential as a thrower.

Does Cignetti only know how to talk in sound bites?

>>151588547
literally or metaphorically?

A B1G fan just said he liked my shoes. Yeah I bet you do. Probably the first oxfords you’ve seen this year.

turns out chokies weakness is the running black qb

nice overthrow lol

>>151588623
Let the man compliment your shoes bruh, don't make it weird

>>151588630
unironically, it's also Ole Miss's weakness

>>151588602
U still dick her with your fart layered ween? It’s hard to get a boner these days with how she looks, but if you put her face down in the dark it’s pretty close to 5 months ago. My heifer is 23 weeks

What the fuck were those passes Ole Piss?????

>Ole Piss
You're 5 fucking yards out, but you throw 3 times in a row?

>>151588630
based black quarterback Archavious Manning

>>151588639
KEK!

Neuheiserlbros...

Lane was PISSED

>>151588630
it penalties and arbuckle calling zone runs in their own endzone

>>151588611
Metaphorical blowjobs don't get you promoted, Anon...

The entire media is gonna pretend Ole Piss is legit again on Monday

>ty simpson favorite for heisman
should be pavia

need webm of lane calling his QB a stupid ....

>>151588685
hol up hol up

>>151588653
mine was hot af before and is still hot plus im a freak and her titcowism has only got me harder. love blowing carefree loads in her, farts or not

they were right about the over 27.5

ole miss best offensive play is holding

damn Indiana saw UCLA on the 3-game streak and wasn't even going to pretend

I want to try the Popeyes turkey

>>151586528
It is indeed a Slaughter
28-0 with 8 to go in the 2nd

Started to enjoy tranny porn. Don’t even know how it happened but oh well

>>151588623
imagine being such a faggot that you care this much about shoes
he was making fun of you

i'm gonna go take a lane kiffin

kiffin was calling himself stupid
i agree, why would you ever bench trinidad

>>151588704
Mine is told she looks like Taylor swift frequently. However I hate what pregnancy has done to her nips

>>151588411
These Cali boys thought they were about to hit the weed, but instead they hit a Cig

>>151588713
Mendoza will be the first Cuban American Heisman trophy winner

just put indiana at #1. blowhio state would have 10 points right now

>>151588638
Oh I did. But it’s like being called tall in a room full of midgets when you’re 5’8. Thanks I guess.

>>151588727
it's not bad

>>151588490
DID SOMEONE SAY SCORIGAMI

>>151588745
i cant wait to unclog mines ducts

>>151588749
>>151588752
#LungCancerForCig

>>151588730
Don't be a faggot, at least switch to Tomboys

What does he do?

>>151588789
steal signs (legally)

>>151588745
>However I hate what pregnancy has done to her nips
Coward

>>151588773
Wish u lived in Utah bro. Enjoy talking to you

>>151588729
Based /cfb/ keeping me from having to switch between channels so I can be comfy and watch sec football

You guys are all retarded. I clearly remember last year all the people saying Indiana was legit and I said you’re all retarded and then notre dame blew them out in an uncompetitive game.

Instead of humbly admitting I am smarter than you, you faggots have made the same exact mistake this year and you’re doubling down on it. How many times do I need to discipline you brats?

>>151588755
It would be be the most dominant 10-3 win you've ever seen

>>151588755
If UCLA stays at 0, then yeah. They'd have no choice.

>>151588755
>blowhio state would have 10 points right now
and UCLA would have -30 yards and Nico would be on a stretcher

>>151588473
Is that even supposed to be a big number?

>>151588844
screencapping this for when Indiana wins the whole damn thing

>>151588844
welcome to /cfb/

yummy all in my tummy

were really going to have an Indiana-Vanderbilt national championship

is he the most satanic rapper in human history?

>>151588878
based statpadder

So all the ole miss and Oklahoma players are from Texas?

going to wingstop
does anyone want anything?

>>151588844
>full house digits
okay, okay, Indinia sucks! Geez...

>>151588901
literally who?

>>151588910
Half of every team is from Texas or Florida

>>151588888
CHECKED

>>151588926
some wings.

>>151588899
I'm not sure how "protein" sweet cream foam is supposed to work and I'm not interested in finding out. sounds gross
why does "protein" have to be in everything. eat some chicken and rice instead of "protein foam".

Where does ole miss get the money to afford all these players?

Jalon Daniels sucks so fucking bad lmao.

>>151588900
we would never allow that!

>>151588888
checked

>>151588939
imagine not knowing who playboi carti is…fucking boomers i stg

>>151588901
Proud to say I have no idea who st that is.

>>151588966
great-great descendants of wealthy slaveowners

ffs sooners lol

>>151588966
slavery

Can anyone give me an analyst or business intelligence job i have a masters degree

>>151588971
Daniels was supposed to be the next big thing as a freshman but he never really got any better

>>151588966
>he thinks ole miss is paying their players
RETARD ALERT

NOOOO you can't sack the heckin' wholesome Mateerino!

Arbuckle is a retards

>>151588910
Texas is the center of the football universe. It’s no surprise. When Oklahoma was good their team would be like 90% Texas players who they got by buying Cadillacs for their mamas. Now the good bucks are too expensive for them though

>>151589015
are you white?

>>151588623
>>A B1G fan just said he liked my shoes. Yeah I bet you do. Probably the first oxfords you’ve seen this year.
He was making fun of you for dressing like a faggot at a football game.

>>151588964
protien good for muscles
appeals to gym farters

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

>>151588966
Memphis has a shit ton of money because its one of the wealthiest southern cities and a bunch of ole miss boosters live there

>>151589039
yes

>>151588473
>redshirt Freshman
which P5 school is he transferring to next season?

>>151588878
The fucking running clock robbed us of kino statlines like this

you just have to throw it up maqueer goddamn u faggot. whats the worst that happens you throw a pick and effectively have a punt kys homo

Ole miss should play Dixie

>>151589054
Skinning the flesh off your skin, alive, and throwing the strips on my big green egg to smoke for a few hours and then eating your people jerky in front of you

>>151588623
>dress shoes at tailgate
I'm embarrassed for you

>>151589062
best I can do is a laborer at a concrete company, show up at 6am, no insurance, you will become an alcoholic.

>>151589092
blackstone masterrace

>>151588844
midwesterners have been doing this on /cfb/ annually since this place was only 3chan
>>151589109
oxfords are casual shoes, they were probably brogues too

THAT IS THE TWO MINUTE TIMEOUT

>>151588964
Protein is pretty trendy in the realm of food marketing as the zero fat muscle building nutrient. But not all proteins are created equally and I'm generally weary of 'synthetics' and supplements. If you can't get all your nutrients naturally from meat and veggies, something if wrong with your diet.

>>151589147
concrete work is the most fun shit in construction, outside of steel erecting.

Just paid 118 dollars on some ribeyes how fucked am I? Boomer sooner

>>151589189
>Stoppage

>>151589154
you worked on that all day, didn't you?

imagine not wanting to abandon your family to travel all over BFE america to different jobsites to destroy the only body you will ever have…blue collar shills are ngmi

KANSASS STATE

>>151589217
They just come to me it’s one of my only talents

i will do literally any job

>>151589256
remtboy

>>151589256
do you wanna be HC of OK state?

i will literally do no job.

>>151589256
kneepads

>>151589256
k. bend over.

>>151589255
we gotta party sometime, bro

nice throw, Bliss-Chan

>get hairline fracture in big tow during training for the coast guard
>claim i am handicapped now
>serve a few years at a desk clergy position for the USA goy military
>now i collect pension, neetbux, retirement, and disability for around $6k a month
will never understand yuppie fags…enjoy earning mr goldstein 10x the shekels you make in a year

you all laugh but if it got my family insurance i would be an anal boy

A B1G fan just said he liked the old pizza box in the floorboard of my car. Yeah I bet you do. Probably the first Papa John's box you've seen all year.

>>151589359
instead you do it for free

>>151589336
Kiffin-Sama, I kneel...

>Kiffin dancing
kek

On one hand, I don't want anything good for OU. On the other hand, I want our win over them to look as good as possible. Tough situation

>>151589361
kek

come on man.

I got accepted into UGA, clemson, and south carolina…where should I go?

arbuckle calling a zone run in his own endzone fucked OU
reratded fucking faggot

>>151589401
Ou sucks and you're getting rizzed in the 67 by Vanderbilt and Georgia later this month

So is powder or navy Ole Piss’ standard blue color? All of their marketing shows navy, but they’re always wearing powder blue.

>>151589426
definitely UGA

Thanks Chokelahomo for contributing to the narrative that Ole Piss are actually good this year and not just overrated like every year

>>151589426
UGA 100%

>>151589433
I think the bigger problem is OU was overrated dogshit

>>151589426
Academics? Probably UGA

Sports? Definitely UGA

>>151589401
Texas has plenty of strength of schedule don’t really need brokelahomo to do well. Enjoy it

>>151589426
UGA

>>151589449
>yeah, I still got the moves

>group project due tuesday
>indian classmates havent started
>it was assigned 3 weeks ago
>one of them emailed me asking for help

>>151589469
The problem is that this assumes we're going to win any of those games, which I don't think is going to happen

>>151589426
South Carolina lel

>>151589426
uga if you want to develop a coke habit, STD’s and fail out of school. The other two if you want to become a respectable adult and professional

AKR 3
BUF 2
Bottom of the 1st

jeez how SHIT is michigan? just awful or TOTAL SHIT?

>>151589510
now this is a MACscore

>>151589502
Seething SCuck

>>151589510
tradpilled score

OU getting exposed like this really isn't helping Texas' already poor image.

>>151589426
If your dad is a lawyer and you are planning on calling him bawling at 2:00 AM some Sunday to bail you out of your DWI it's probably UGA

>oklahoma clock management
i think they could pay me to be a clock management advisor at the very least and they would be a more successful program
tennessee needs my services as well

>>151589489
Threaten to get their visas revoked unless they do all the work and do it well. They're very naive people so whatever you make up should convince them you have the power to do that.

>>151589494
It’s looking pretty unlikely unless there is some radical change with the offense.

All the more reason to enjoy Oklahoma being buck broken at home. You have to savor the good moments in this situation

>oklahoma fans already falling asleep
lol

>>151589510
scorigami alert??

>>151589533
>the slayers of sam's club houston

>>151589533
Sark is desperate to get out of Austin. If the Titans offer the job, he’ll move out in the middle of the night.

>>151589518
better than your poverty program, cuckboi

>>151589510
Future B1G expansion candidates

>>151589426
Clempson if you want to be an engineer, cocks if you want to be a business major, UGA if you want to have 4 DUIs by the age of 40

Remember when Mateer was getting Heisman hype? lol

>>151589558
>not knowing about the infamous Auburn-Miss St 3-2 classic
Casual

refs warming up for memphis

>>151589603
he broke his hand dumbfuck

Is Venables dying?

>>151589662
Yeah what a weak bitch. Also he just sucks.

If you answer the half-time interview questions correctly, the hot blonde sucks your dick after after the game.

>>151589669
Either AIDS or vegan

>>151589568
the tits will make sark fall off the wagon

new
>>151589732
>>151589732
>>151589732

Wtf was the Kansas pocket knife thing?

>>151589743

NEW

Venables has a great face. No homo but he should think about being an actor. There will always be a role for a guy that looks the way he does. Very villainous

SMU - Wake is a spaghetti fest

How hard is IU actually trying?

>>151589748
>>151589764
Heh

>>151589717
He looks like a stage 4 cancer patient