Thread 151586582

SERIE A MATCHDAY 8
>Friday, Oct 24, 2025
20:45 AC Bbilan 2 - 2 Pisa

>Saturday, Oct 25, 2025
15:00 Parma 0 - 0 Como
15:00 Udinese 3 - 2 Lecce
18:00 Napoli - Inter
20:45 Cremonese - Atalanta

>Sunday, Oct 26, 2025
12:30 Torino - FC Genoa
15:00 Hellas Verona FC - Cagliari
15:00 US Sassuolo - AS Roma
18:00 Fiorentina - Bologna
20:45 S.S. Lazio - Juventus

Reminder to compliment your sister's feet, to dab on the haters, to burn a candle for your fallen enemies, to rate Armenian players and to keep it comfy

negru

multi negri

calciooo

>3 posts
>title deciding derby

based lauti

gud start

>>151586725
nabule scude is top4 this season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDt3u2Ev1cI

I’m drawing at home to Pisa,
Can’t believe this team’s a mess,
Leão’s doing stepovers,
While the fans are shouting “SHOOT, I guess!”
We’ve had forty-seven crosses,
And not one found a head,
Oh, I’m drawing at home to Pisa,
And I wish I’d stayed in bed.

Scudetto? Not this year,
Inter’s laughing in my ear,
Juve’s winning dodgy pens,
And we’re bottling again!
Oh, I’m drawing at home to Pisa,
My espresso’s turned to tears.

Leoao’s bombing down the wing,
Like he’s running from a fine,
Pulisic’s still adjusting,
Gabbia’s lost track of time.
Allegri’s on the touchline,
Pretending there’s a plan,
But I’m drawing at home to Pisa,
And my dad’s unplugged the LAN.

I remember Maldini, Kaka and Sheva too,
Now it’s Fofana back-passes,
What the hell did we just do?
The Curva Sud keeps chanting,
Like therapy for pain,
“Forza Milan sempre —
We’ll blow it all again!”

So I’m drawing at home to Pisa,
0-0 on DAZN Sports,
VAR checked for six whole minutes,
Then gave Pisa the retort.
I’m drowning my sorrows — in Peroni, of course,
Still drawing at home to Pisa,
And I’m calling in sick for work.

Yeah, we’re drawing at home to Pisa,
Can’t even beat Serie B,
But I’ll still wear red and black forever,
’Cause I’m Bbilan till I cease to be!

ooh close

vghh

nooo lautiiii. score that reeee

We complain about Italians not getting minutes in the league but nobody mentions a 2x champion goalkeeper replaced by a zingaro with a beard

stop wasting chances reee

>>151586725
Inter fans are a myth, most of the posters in this general follow Juventus and people only comment on Milan matches to make fun of its insufferable posters.

>>151586823
cozy, I wish snow and cold weather were real

>>151587088
You know you're hosting the winter olympics right?

can dimarco defend?

>>151587069
The only thing that’s a myth is the Argentine armed forces in 1982

>>151587107
probably in a movie studio where they can use cgi and practical effects to simulate them

bonnny got first shot off. gud

What is this camera

HAHAHAHAHAHA
REFBALL HHAHAH YES

no era

lmao what a dive.

no era

>>151587118
You mean like that offside in that faithful Champions League final against PSG?

??????? mafia bought the ref

how the fuck is that a penalty

thieving ref

injured lamo

did he just injure himself kicking a penalty lmao

>>151586823
https://vocaroo.com/11vLtYWE28LZ

divine retribution methinks

bro is crying. in the lukaku school of soft minds.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA SERIE ASS

Kevin de Br-ACK

Lol how do you get injured kicking a penalty?

>>151587490
If he's soft mind then why did he win against Inter in the CL final

>scores
>dies

the way he gathered all his teammates around him was just like when a main character reveals a mortal wound after defeating the antagonist

mctominay can now play his position. not gud for inter

hasn't twinkbala done that before?>

>>151586725
mid table premier league clash is more interesting than this

>>151586933
He's injured

Name this Trap duo

>>151587591
Then why are you posting here Rajesh

>>151587591
its contes antifooty. same as allegri. makes games boring.

oof trollbar

>>151587649
If FIGC had the balls they would make victories with less than 60-70% of possession worth 1.5 points

How come NEETs on this congolese mining forum know to rotate their fantacazzo squad but the genius of Antonio Conte making 99999999€ salary keeps playing KDB nonstop until he breaks down?

>>151587644
Why are you seething, Sandeep?

>>151587718
if he can tear his hamstring taking a penal he could do it just the same getting out of bed in the morning

>>151587707
This calcio: make low possession wins worth more points, not less.

>>151587707
nah possesion is useless. should be shots on goal or smoething

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

so many close chances

>>151587793
That's not doable, possession and how much time you spend in the opponents half are what matters. A team that parks the bus but wins shouldn't be awarded 3 points, that's a steal.
The people who thinks wins such as Celtic's against Barca from 13 years ago are le heckin soul deserve to be sent to starve to death in Gaza

trollpost again

>>151587871
Anyway Conte's Napoli has usually high possession but does fuck all with it

>>151587921
Do not reply to me ever again you filthy shitalian subhuman

akanji two bad passes today. usually he makes no mistakes.

>>151587626
caffellattrap

i demand an audience with mr. eni

no eras penal or no, I expected another 6-2 humiliation so I'm happy so far

Imagine being this obsessed

>>151588047
could've been one if inter were a little more clinical with their shots

I love how sfinter poorfags think they stand a chance for the scudetto against Allegri

How did Gilmour get two yellows but not a red?
What's going on?

>>151588201
the first one was actually for di shittenzo apparently

>>151588201
Di Lorenzo got yellow carded not Gilmour

>>151587871
they will just find a way to waste time in opponents half. sideways and back passing.

>>151588201
refball

>>151588296
Same thing with the shots, they will start spamming them from outside the box just to boost the stat. Are you legitimately retarded? Maybe that's why you work in a factory and didn't get a degree

>>151588349
maybe beheadin anticalcio coaches would work

Halloweeny bros, we are so back.

>>151588520
Let me guess a violent bastard like you is also proPal

i need two goles for inter.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>151588592
pio will come on and do the needful

hakan gud shot

>>151588527
haha he almost said weenie

Inter deserve to lose just for their shirt, the furthest you can get from their colours

>>151588527
Only the first one waa good

>>151588724
It's the most beautiful kit in years what are you smoking dumb boomer

>>151588724
duccio colors bad luck

bonny is choking

BALLON DORB BALLON DORB BALLON DORB BALLON DORB BALLON DORB

I'm goding

fugg

MCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

sommer 100% at fault

acerbi oof.

Fuck me

Chad McTominay

WARNING

WARNING

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD HAS BEEN ACTIVATED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Chivu needs to perform some gypsy magic

>>151588731
If you're happy wearing a Roma kit don't let me stop you

holy shit what a goal

i want murderball now.

>>151588865
why are anglo girls so hot bros...

most dangerous lead

penal

era

why did he go watch it now?

>>151588874
explain this meme

No era desu.

>>151588956
i explained it to you in the barcelona olympiacos thread

kebab iskenderrrrr

is it me or is buongiorno awful? is this supposed to be our nt's starter if it weren't for his injuries?

>>151589028
why are his arms wavering around in the penalty area during a cross

im goin sauna. score goles

gonde chimpout

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

What isbthe lore on the beef between lautaro and conte?

cringe

>>151589097
Lautaro found out the reddit account shittalking him every game was a Conte proxy

Is it true that Calhanoglu had a hair transplant

>>151588997
i forgot bro, too busy watching Rafa content

>>151589179
kek

>>151589097
he is argentinian so probably conde did something to disrespect an overrated shitter like ortega or riquelme

put in Noa Lang

>>151589140
Yes. He even made himself available as a model for advertising so that he had to pay less

porco dio

Geesh inter...

ANGUISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FRANK ZAPPA

the 1 v 4 sprint straight towards the goal goal. amazing

Holy shit nabulebros

>>151589267
the will hire lucescu next

Just how bad serie ass teams

uffffffffffffff

>printer
lmao

>>151589309
its over

Inter doesn't lose this, I know my serie ass farse chickens

imagine having to shower with anguissa after the match, one would probably have complexes for the rest of his life

save printer society PIO

ti faccio nero

Go Ahead Eagles conquering brown girl's now...

>>151589465
you just know..

#NotEveryone is Slavia Praga and Cremonese

>>151589416
Esposito Pio is not an official Printer cartridge. Using unofficial catridges can damage your Printer, so we've disabled its use.

LA LALALALALALA
LOOO LOOOLOOOLOOO

What would happen if psv played against inter?

>>151589539
Furious rape absolutely ass shaking rape

>>151589538
same vibes

>Neres injured too
lmao

*dabs on nabule*
Fucking crazy just how incompetent Conte teams are when playing European games

>>151589816
gonde-sama I kneel, best athletic trainer in the biz

>>151588047
Yup!

>>151589938
Sir, this is a safe board

I guess camorra > ndrangheta

>>151589968
what did mr gonde say

>>151589968
What does this even mean

>>151590004
Said his wife looked like a man

>>151590004
he said trannies are just men in wigs

Why can’t printer perform against good teams

>>151589894
*casually dabs on piss shit veal in 3 days time avenging napoli*

Looks like this season I’ll be watching ligue 1 more than serie ass

>>151589968
is this a busting balls sopranos thing?

>>151590112
Panathinaikos status?

>>151590139
name two le havre players

inter needs kalulu and kurpmeiners

dont tell me the supercup is gonna be in saudi again this year

im gonna say it

>>151590175
same as before, the status of "ambassador julia"

>>151590212
You're losers?

>>151590212
Perkele?

il miracolo e finito

>>151590231
>>151590240
N

H

>>151590068
>>151590101
both correct I'm afraid

>>151590285
That's offside

It is what it is. At least it was an early game and I can now go to the barretto.

not gud but first half inter dominated.

conte is a bald pig whore

limone esque performance

Good job gonde destroying the printer.
Now we just need Sarri to destroy the Jj tomorrow.

>>151590421
Enjoy, and get home safe

Warra Golazo exposito

>>151590112
>6-1
>Still have the audacity to post that pepe
GAYroi never change

An agnostic onlyfans model and a newly single rabbi fall in love, but can their relationship survive their wildly different lives and meddling families?

>>151590527
ambassador julia almost conceded 5 against some failyenoord

>>151590568
Only if she lets him manage her OnlyFans

>>151590063
Your butthole trembles

Why is the third world suddently so quiet? Did anything happened yesterday and today's evening?

>>151591019
>Why is the third world suddently so quiet?
Manchester United is playing

finna boutta watch me some darts tonight fellas

Tribvting Allegri rn

Cremonese Its a funny name

Cream on THESE

>>151591178
sounds brazilian

>>151591100
whos darting?

I don't watch this regularly, just checking in to ask if fluminense is still doing their own thing?

1 point gained on printer

Cremorra

>>151591344
Wrong serie a

>yildiz injured
I just bet my entire patrimonio on juventus winning tomorrow.

>>151591323
luke hittler in about 20 minutes

>>151591475
>nuno ded
>sarri said prostata likely LB
no matter what its going to be grim

>>151591407
>I don't watch this regularly, just checking in to ask if fluminense is still doing their own thing?
oh, my b

>>151591886
>prostata
Made me think of "prostagma" and Age of Mythology...

Wildersbros...

>>151591886
postgaard is back? kino

cam on cremonese

>>151592309
>vvd +2
why lmao

>>151592608
The CDA boss (Feyenoord lifelong) said some stuff that reminded people just how Christian they are, so some of their voters went back to VVD/D66

(VVD leader is Ajax lifelong and D66 also is Feyenoord lifelong)

ICELAND EURO 2016 ICELAND EURO 2016 ICELAND EURO 2016 KLOPERPOOL KOPIUM HUMILIATED ONCE AGAIN

>>151593365
oooops wrong thread i meant...lads its loserpool

Platini: “Sports justice? No, Swiss mafia. I am the Dreyfus of sport. The sports tribunal is the armed wing of FIFA’s executives. They didn’t want me because they were afraid I would change everything.”

how do pirate sites get money for servers
look how many people

*makes you seethe*

i like Matteo Bonetti's autism kek

>>151590193
Toure and any nafri name
lens vs marseille rn is gud to watch

Why are there no fans at Cremona
Or is that section closed

>>151595266
/OurGuy/, the only likeable Spaniard in existence

Vardy looks like he enjoys stepping on Italian chuds

>>151595868
too bad he's a bit past it now, I think 3 or 4 years earlier in his career he would've bossed it but now he's a step too slow to everything

>>151595941
Thoughts on >>151592309?

>>151596022
only heard of the wilders lad from the funny meme tweet. the vvd and fvd women look nice

Netherlands has the best political system in the world. FPTP, Federal and specially D'Hondt subhumans get the rope. Fuck your stability and fuck your budget. Complete representation or nothing at all.

I did that

JAMIE VARDY'S 'AVIN A PARTY

>>151596354
Based

Horny Slop for the post-Turdor

Dutch coaches cannot work in Italy, no matter how good they are. The cultural differences are simply too big and the media too happy to saw at their chairlegs

>>151596022
>Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.

>>151587691
No refunds

No pafunds

Sleep tight /seriea/

Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Gatti, Kelly; Conceicao, McKennie, Locatelli, Koopmeiners, Cambiaso; David, Vlahovic.

>>151595187
Best thing is when they have him on with Ray Hudson for UCL games, Bonetti bringing up xG per 90 and Serie A stories from 5 years ago juxtaposes nicely with Hudson being his madman self

>Update: Albanian PM Edi Rama announced that his AI minister Diella is "pregnant" and is expected to "give birth" to 83 AI "children."
Big if true

Good morning!

Why did lautaro not get a yellow for verbally abusing conte?

>>151614149
can't ever punish inda, please understand

Chat Control is happening folks

Please god let Lazio humiliate >us, I don't want to see that gypsy coach >us for another match

No CHANCEllor

3-1

Good morning /seriea/

>The club would prefer not to draw conclusions about the squad after 8 matchdays. But more than one person has heard Max confide that he cannot understand how Gimenez is not obsessed with scoring, how he lacks ferocity in the penalty area. If the Mexican continues to play this Milan will look for an attacker in January.
Who should Milan get?

>>151615157
Vlahovic for free