Thread 151586908

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No discussion of Chelsea or their recent performance is allowed after this post.

WE'RE SUNDERLAND
WE'RE SUNDERLAND
SUNDERLAND
WE'RE FUCKIN SUNDERLAND

Absolutely grim OP
also
>tfw Xhaka wins PL with Sunderland before Arsenal

Posted without comment.

how come this superteam sunderland lost against amorim united

Seeing the manner in which they lost makes it funnier

>>151587041
Epl defending

>>151587041
damn just how good is united

>>151587041
Where the fuck are the urban renters running back?

>>151587041
shocking from chalobah

>>151587041
>try to cheat
>lose
well deserved

>>151587041
Absolute state of that defending

>>151587041
That's legitimately appalling. None of them give a shit.

>>151587041
need a quick webm of the ending corner into final whistle

>>151587041
I genuinely think this has to be in the top 20 of worst goals ever conceded in PL history. So obviously preventable.

>>151587041
is embarrassing
isa disgrace

>>151587240
isa slot?

>>151587215
Says a fucking lot as well about Chelsea's ill-disciplined squad. It's no wonder they get so many red cards.

>>151587041
>slippypool lost to these jokers

>>151587041
Should’ve been chalked off, offside player clearly impeding the keepers vision. PGMOL have been told to make the league seem exciting though

>>151585188
It reminds me of FM. You build a world class squad over years and make them financially sustainable. You leave for a new challenge and a clueless AI takes over.
They win the first season because you've created a team that can't lose. Then the second season all of your hardwork is undone when the AI sells your squad off and buys shit replacements for way more than they're worth and places the club into financial peril.
The parallels are some real Matrix shit.

>>151587249
isa slot isa slut

>>151587409
>clearly impeding

>>151587428
I'd love to know which of the signings were Slot's and which weren't. I don't hate the bloke and I think for example Wirtz was forced on him.
Either way it's a question we likely won't get asked until he's moved on to the Dutch national team.

>>151587409
PGMOL love helping Sunderland for some reason. Don't you remember the infamous beach ball incident that every official in the game said shouldn't have counted because it was classified as outside play? Equivalent of a fan running on the pitch, scoring a goal, and the referee letting it stand.

>>151587463
He’s standing directly in front of him blocking his view, guarantee something exactly like this will be chalked off when it suits PGMOLs agenda

>>151587428
>football manager video game gimp is clueless
Kek

We are going to do a Leicester and there’s nothing any of you can do about it except seethe. Haway the lads

AAAAAA PGMOL ARE IN MY WALLS

>>151587558
>He’s standing directly in front of him blocking his view
You're as blind as Robert Sanchez is, he isn't blocked whatsoever.

>>151587587
mackem faggot

>>151587630
we don't sign our posts here

>>151587648
Mackems do be gay though alongside arsenal fans

>>151587587
>We are going to do a Leicester
Have to beat Arsenal first. That's something Leicester didn't do.

>>151587610
He quite clearly is though

>>151587663
You sound like a scousaar.

>>151587657
Imagina Xhaka to cuck Arsenal down to 2nd lul

>>151587663
He's looking straight at Talbi. If anyone is blocking his view, it isn't Geetruida. It's Reece James.

>>151586980
I want to nakadashi Nagatoro

(Cold) You broke me from the very first night
I'd love you 'til the day that I die
I'm far too comfortable this time
(Cold) I loved you from the very first night
You broke me 'til the day that I die
I'm far too obvious this time

Arsenal fans shitting on Xhaka when he's better than any of their midfielders.

>>151587687
We don’t sign our posts here.

Rentboys
Are doin' it for themselves!

>>151587745
I didn't sign it. I said you sound like a scousaar. Clearly you can't parse English.

>>151587783
No need to have a melty, just don’t sign your post next time

No one can match Arsenal and what Arteta's doing, he's just too far advanced for the league feeling a huge thick long cock sliding inside your tight slit and making your pussy spread wide open while it grips my cock like a vice, you wake up and I'm immediately sucking those nipples while I'm moaning and thrusting that perfect lil hole in and out and up and down until you wrap your sexy lil legs around me and I'll pour my cum inside your womb so you spend the rest of the morning feeling it drip out until you want me to fill you up more

>>151587823
>melty
So you are a scousaar that can't parse English, that makes a lot of sense now. I see why you have a lack of football knowledge too.

Chelsea players on a base of about 120k a week for 7 years and acting like they're Salah (400k a week) when it comes to tracking back

>>151587041
This and that last corner was just so fucking bizarre. Like, what the fuck were they thinking?

Slot wailed so much today about Wirtz deserving an assist against United (for a goal which didn't even grasp a draw) that it is now deemed fact by the Scousers

>>151587895
Idk mate but you're just a scousaar from Ireland, don't act like you're a set piece coach

>>151587859
Not my fault you’re having an obvious melty and signing your posts

Slot got outmanaged by Amorim lmao. He actually thought they were gonna send out their young striker to contest for headers with Van Djik and Konate. Absolutely rocked the baldy when they sent it long and contested 2nd balls with Slabhead instead.

>>151587428
I've never played FM but even I'm shocked at the similarities

>>151587964
It's for fault for being a scousaar that can't parse English. Shouldn't you be signing on? Think you're getting confused.

omg le ebin soccer is just like my ebin video games! :3
Fucking Scouse idiot

Cunha and Wirtz breaking their fraud streaks this week

CUNHAAAAAAAAA

crazy how amorim is now a better manager than slot

>>151587783
I'm sure a lot of you are puzzled why I didn't call him out for signing his post. I can assure you, he did not.

Amorim winning the Brighton trophy

>>151588038
we don't sign our posts here

>>151586908 (OP)
Aaaand 007 watch is already over....

>>151588197
we don't post pics of the men that raped us here

>>151587999
You can’t even spell in English let alone parse it. Calm down and stop having a melty

>>151588218
Done him up like a sardine

>>151588325
>sardine

>>151588211
the bundesliga has an endless supply of new agents

Reminder that only league matches count. None of this cup nonsense.

>>151588408
Lol no

>Brighton
lmao

>>151588444
Frayed so scousecoper

>>151588282
But enough about what you're doing in this thread

>>151588476
What fraud are you trying to protect?

>>151588532
None. I'm exposing the frauds (Isak and Wirtz).

>>151588396
We don’t post images that contain the number of times we’ve been raped by men here

>>151588555
Thats nice, what fraud are you trying to protect by pretending cup games don't count?

Can these shit nothing southern teams like Brighton and Brentford please get relegated already?

stinky is just never gonna get it kek

>>151588476
>Frayed so

>>151588598
We don’t sign the start of our posts here

>>151588476
you've got worse spelling than the lads that go to sign on, grim.

>>151588559
You've absolutely done him

Sunderland cats are currently second
Can they keep it up??

>>151588559
Done him up like a Christmas present

Canada got raped by Wilhelm before the birth of Wilhelm's son?

Sunderland are above United?

United players breaking out into tears over the fact their team scored a goal, it means so much, it's been so long, you love to see it

>>151588717
Yes we will continue to bum all of the sky six media darling faggots and we WILL be winning the league

>>151588717
Ete sech

>>151588717
Yes, just like Forest last season

>>151588791
>trying too hard

>>151588716
How can that be? Liverpool won the title weeks ago didn't they? That's what I was hearing anyway.

OH NO OH FUCK LIVERSISSIES... THEY'RE ABOVE US...

>>151588830
2nd in the league, where are your shit team?

>>151588870
>implying you support Sunderland

>>151588849
No? That's Arsenal who've won the league.

>>151588868
Reminder that Man United have had the most difficult start to the season of any club

God I hope Brentford can get something done tonight

>3 wins in a row
I think United are unironically back

Why are United customers holding up a flag with Kevin Keegan on it? Are they aware they’re playing Brighton?

>>151588969
He's terrified right now

>>151588868
>Only 1 of Liverpool's 5 wins were legitimate
Grim little club

>>151589064
Reminder that they got lucky in all 5 of their opening games

>>151589049
Shame that bloke who ripped his hair out got a stadium ban

Can't believe that grim little club won a league

How the fuck is Sunderland 2nd

>>151589117
farmer league

>>151589117
every team in the league is shit except Arsenal.

>>151589113
Arsenal and Man City injury crisis

Diwali dossers SEETHING over liverpoop when their clubs are beneath..... Sunderland

>>151589117
pgmol

>>151589209
>He replied with a Slot excuse

>>151589221
Liverpool has the largest percentage of Indian fans btw

>>151588896
SNEEEEEEEEED

>>151589279
But enough about Man United btw

>>151588211
2x2 soon my nigga

>>151589279
is that a problem?

Dodged a bullet with Baleba there fucking hell he's shit

Your club is beneath Sunderland

>>151589117
They were the only club in the premier league to actually think in the last transfer window. They had a vision of how they wanted to play got players in that could do that and work well together and they are making clowns of English football punditry because of it. MOTD with Shearer was a fucking joy to watch today.

>>151587041
those chelsea players jogging back kek

>>151589552
>MOTD with Shearer was a fucking joy to watch today.
Time traveller?

Why would an anon be seething at a sunderland supporter

Esta Sech

>>151588399
>Kittens
What was Chelski thinking, bros...its not like he was good for Dortmund last season.
>>151589117
Xhaka effect
>>151589375
Wont undo the 007 being gone thougheverbeit

you now remember nathan jones fan

>Milner
He's still around...

>>151589117
They've improved on every position that needed improving, they haven't just signed players for the hell of it or been unable to do so.

Needed an improvement on Patterson in goal, got it in Roefs. Needed improvements in defence and midfield, got that in spades and Xhaka could genuinely prove to be the signing of the summer. Even the attack, which didn't need improving THAT much, was made better. I knew they were onto something when they signed Adingra.

Ah yes Adingra with his big 0 goals and 0 assists in 6 games

forgot there was kino on

>>151590144
I meant the calibre of signing. It was something more inspiring than what the other promoted clubs had done the past two seasons.

>>151590144
>>>/fpl/

Ah yes the calibre of signing a Brighton shitter

when does Common Sense start?

>>151590069
>Needed improvements in defence and midfield, got that in spades

>>151590234
Wirtz

who let this happen?
>muh more matches played
have sex

Manchester United winning 3 games in a row for the first time since Mourinho left the club.

>>151590257
yesterday lad

>>151590321
great night to be an italian

SARRRRRRRR MANCHESTER DOING THE NEEDFUL ALHAMDULLIAH

>>151590241
Dear me you're actually seething over Sunderland actually wanting to survive and not just pocketing the parachute payment money to go straight back down.

>>151587558
Funny because that's exactly how they got promoted, with VAR ruling out a goal like that (its not even the player in front of him its the guy on the right who runs across after the shot is taken)

Ah yes if you think Sunderland signing a Brighton shitter isn't good then you must be seething

>>151590538
You genuinely are seething lad, you wouldn't be crying like this if you weren't. They're staying up and nothing you can whine about will change that.

Ah yes if you think that signing a cast off from a team losing to Man United isn't a sign of ambition then you're crying

MATCHY: >>151590715

>>151590669
>I'm not upset that Sunderland aren't getting relegated, honest!!!!!!

>>151590699
Got 8/10

>>151589182
Assna are also shit though

>>151590699
I'm just built different

I don’t understand. Chelsea have the best player in the league in every position.

>>151590699
only 5 for me rip

kek my commentators just mentioned the manure kid who is growing his hair

tick tock, motherfucker

>>151590888
The key to good squad building is to fill your team with pacey 18 year old ngubus and line up in a 4-4-3. The plan never fails.

>>151590925
i bet this guy will turn out to be a nonce

>>151590669
Cry some more you sad maggie bastard!

Ah yes he is now posting pictures of the children he's saved on his hard drive. Truly grim.

>>151591319
you don't find it pathetic to post what was surely your tenth attempt? Grow up

>>151590888
Why don't you go cry on twitter with arsenal fans about it instead of taking out your passive aggressive ninny behaviour out on this general

FANTASTIC NIGHT FOR THE HOMELESS

>>151591634
gonna get seconds at the soup kitchen tonight!

anybody planning to watch brentford - liverpool? wirtz is starting

Cash out?

>>151591685
I've got the same bet. Not sure if Liverpool can beat the mighty Brentford with their £2B squad...

>>151591670
Yeah ofc we're hatewatching Liverpool. This general runs on Liverpool.

so do muggers go wank to tranny porn when they can't use the result? what's the procedure?

>>151591685
I hope you lose just like Liverpool

>>151591685
if kelleher is starting you're already cooked

Ah yes the paedo, that thinks he knows football because he thinks Sunderland signing a player that doesn't contribute is a sign of ambition, is trying to hide the fact he saved pictures of children on his hard drive

>>151589117
their first games have been against shitty teams

>he thinks reaction images make you a paedo
Generational headloss from this plastic twat.

>>151591685
cash out and make 8 new bets

Ah yes he continues to post his child collection on 4chan while pretending like he isn't a raging nonce for saving pictures of children on his hard drive

>>151591961
we don't sign our posts here

>he made 7 posts all starting with "Ah yes" to try and disguise his massive upset over Sunderland staying up
I think this image sums you up.

Liverpool win
>bet wins
Liverpool dont win
> /lug/

I CANT LOSE

Ah yes the raging nonce got so worked up by the fact that someone challenged him about his opinion on Sunderland signing a shitter that he resorted to going mask off and posting his child collection

Mbeumo doesn't show any reaction when he scores, I think the lad has the old 'tism

what makes someone this bitter and angry? I guess I don't really want to know...

>>151592059
yes we do
t. niggerfucker9000

>>151592287
>Tf
>To
Hey polish woman

Watch out lads, angry bitter lad is gonna post more children

>>151592351
lmao

>>151592214
He's just like me

>>151592404
Baszczed

>>151592390
limpet leaf was talking about you

>>151590286
They did sign quite a lot of black lads.

>>151592617
evening snail-anon

>>151592618
Yes

>>151592617
>limpet leaf was talking about you
we don't sign our posts here

>>151591670
Better things to do with my time, like watch paint dry

Like watch paint dry and soend my Saturday night posting about Slot and Wirtz

>>151586908 (OP)
Uhm... OP? Have you joined the % yet?

Fucking Liverpool cumskins

HOW DARE THEY PLAY LONG BALLS AGAIN?????????

>that Brentford goal
Maybe this Doordashvili fella ain't all he's cracked up to be

Not a knock on Brentford for doing these long throws. It works. But I just want to say the idea that the best football is played in England needs to die.

>>151593510
A true 0 IQ press conference from Baldy

I was saying all last season how Kerkez is the best LB in the league but when he went to Liverpool I realised he was shit

This bald completely ruined Klopp's football club

How dare a manager talk about his side's weaknesses

>>151594063
kek

Liversissy has embarrassed himself for nearly a week
6 days ago he lost his tiny mind

>>151586908 (OP)
hmm bros anyone has her name??

>>151594063
top kek

>>151594063
jej you got them bubblin'

>>151594063
kekkin at this

>>151594063
Arteta would never

>>151594063
a kek was produced
by me
at this post good sir!

BLOODY BASTARD BITCH LONG AGAIN WHYYYYYYYYYYY

PUT HIM ON A DINGHY AND SEND GIM BACK TO HOLLAND

those bloody margins again

Did arteta ever lose 5 in a row?

>>151595382
too busy kekking at my own post to care!

BRENTFORD?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE ME F.C. POOPENSHARTEN!!!!

the livertranny mong will shit every single thread for a week now.

Why do white men make such shit fraud managers?

What a twist!

Man United to shithouse the league.

GOAL Kerkez
Assist PGMOL

>>151596031
janelt basically wasted 3 mins on his own before he was subbed
add in having to towel down the ball before the 17 long throws, 3 was pretty bs to begin with

>>151586908 (OP)
i would rape his bussy without hesitation, am i gay?

SLOT NEEDS TO FUCKING LEAVE

damn liverpool sucks

Klopp would be turning in his grave if he was dead. Liverpool in shambles making the easiest mistakes. There is no system they are running around like a bunch of chickens.

liverpool fc just look like a side bereft of quality. they need massive, massive investment to get back to the top. i'm talking at least 1 billion spent on new signings in january

Glasner will unlock Wirtz

Good team Sunderland, good team

>smells a /lug/
>kills 4chan

Not convinced by this "Lammers" at all. The truth is that any retard would look like a top GK after following Banana.

Liverpool need £5trillion dollars of signings to compete with Le Arsenal

Florian Wirtz off
Joe Gomez (0 goals in 151 premier league apps) on

The last time Liverpool lost 4 First Division league games in a row was in 1956 according to Grok.

Liverpool is fucking shit

Every time he takes to the pitch, you can see how Wirtz interprets his No 10 role. He solves difficult situations, sets up new ones and, as an individualist who puts himself at the service of everyone else, is the ideal team player. His actions and performances are reliable for coaches and teammates.

He chose his new club for sporting reasons. Liverpool, the English champions, have specifically strengthened their stable formation with him.

It takes time to fit into a team. This is especially true for a player who makes a difference. So far, he is getting into his groove and adapting to the pace and intensity of the Premier League. He passes the ball early, which gives him increasing confidence and allows him to gradually take more risks.

In the first half against Arsenal, what caught the eye was Wirtz as a team player, and in the second half, his brilliance. He played razor‑sharp passes, took the ball superbly with his right foot in the penalty area and shot with his left. With him, his team became stronger and won. Wirtz’s qualities are becoming increasingly apparent at Liverpool.

Liverpool want to develop a successful team through the principle of selection. At Anfield people don’t mind that Wirtz costs €125m because they know that this is sports business at the highest level, whose market value can be compared only to art, film or pop music. This has nothing to do with club life and voluntary work any more. When investments are made according to a strategy, paying customers accept it.

Under the caring guidance of Arne Slot, something interesting seems to be emerging in Liverpool. Something you want to be a part of. I can well understand why Wirtz was convinced. I experienced it myself at Bayern from 2010 to 2017 and with Germany from 2004 to 2014. Both teams went through a long process, becoming stronger through transfers or new players coming through. In the end, the sum was greater than the individual parts.

>>151597327
To be fair he had Xabi Alonso as a manager and not a fucking Slot

can we post again yet

Like clockwork -thanks Slot

be good if ally mccoist died live on air

Here comes the seethe!

Holy fuck how much extra time do you need?

WAHEEEEEYYYYYY

GET FUCKED LMAO

WHERE'S BEN10 NOW? WHERE IS HE?

YOU'RE IN 6TH
>YOU'RE IN 6TH
YOU'RE IN 6TH
>YOU'RE IN 6TH
YOU'RE IN 6TH
>YOU'RE IN 6TH
YOU'RE IN 6TH
>YOU'RE IN 6TH

Obscene refball attempts there bloody hell

Here comes the breakdown from ABLs
Fuck the Sky 6, good for Brentford

this arne slut is the most obvious bald fraud there is. just constantly whining like a bitch to the official and ofcourse no card issued for him

I lost my bet but my oh my this lug tastes GOOD

Most blatantly disgusting refball display I've seen in years. FA will do anything to try and push this grim little club over the finish line.

>4 league losses in a row
lol

>>151598641
Great for Brentford, completely outplayed the Scouse scum who spent £500m on UTTER. SHITE.

>>151598666
back to /ars/

Imagine...IMAGINE losing 44% of your league games

1 WIN IN 5

CHELSEA FC still had the most embarrassing result of the day

HAHAHAH SARRRRR LIVERPOOL LOOOOOSING SHUT DOWN THE SUB SARRRR

never seen an epl team win a match that matters
biggest micky mouse league of all time

is 4chan fixed now

>>151598795
am an /epl/ citizen you can't force me out just cause you're team lost

G R I M O L A
R
I
M
O
L
A

chat, are liverpool cooked frfr?

shame manure didnt lose too yeah but ill take a chelsea and liverpool loss for a saturday
shame about the ufc though what was that eye poke boys

>>151598976
Afraid it to be that way Mr Stancil

>>151598958
>if you don't like me then it means your team lost
grow up and go back to iraq, support your local

>>151598991
>ufc
Shame you're a poofter

>Blunderland are 2nd
>United are back in Top 4
What's going on this season lads? Also Kane was played as a No.10 today for Bayern and he didn't score.... Maybe I am wrong.....

>>151599188
LOL Liversissy having a meltdown!

People who watch matches saw how good Sunderland are all season and how fucking SHIT Sandcastle are. Sunderland have great fans too, plenty of support all match. Shitcastle's are like a travelling Anfield.

>>151586908 (OP)
TRVKE

>>151598970
Liverpool lucked so many of their wins, it was writing on the wall.
>last min winners like three times
>blooter against arse
>all the FA rigging goes against them against CP

>>151599280
But enough about your homosexual crush

>>151599383
KEK

PGMOL rigging for Liverpool win again by giving Brentford a pen

Hopefully Palace can do us a solid tomorrow

>>151598970
It's fucking mad that Liverpool could be 8pts clear of Arse by now.

There are two Youtubers I hate. Lee Gunner (because he's a middle aged chain smoking alcoholic who talks like he's black, ugly fuck and utterly punchable) and that Liverpool Iranian called like Don Hasan and I dislike him because he whines about every team, like scoring headers or freekicks is bad and if you don't do 25 one touch passes to score it isn't sustainable but I love seeing Liverpool get beat because of him. I can't even watch Lee, the ugly fuck. But Don Hasan? Satisfying to watch him cry.

STOP THE COUNT

>>151599601
>because he's a middle aged chain smoking alcoholic who talks like he's black, ugly fuck and utterly punchable
don't forget his piano key teeth, anon

>>151599601
>letting faggot youtubers live in your head rent free
bit gay mate, just turn it off or if you want to be based then kill your local YouTuber

Reminder that injury time is only a suggestion and it is up to the ref. Reminder that time wasting during injury time means - surprise - extra time gets added on. I'm not saying PGMOL isn't trying to rig the league for Liverpool and rigging it to get United back into Europe but it isn't that obvious.

>>151599188
yes i do support basra oil FC(formerly southern oil FC) thank you for asking.

>6th
the Wirtz Effect

>>151599369
>People who watch matches saw how good Sunderland are all season
Apart from when they lost to Burnley. And to United.

>>151599634
Thankfully the fan reaction highlight makers put him in the 'hater' section for Arsenal games so I don't have to watch him when they lose. I like Arsenal simply because their set pieces make people seethe.

>>151599654
Sorry anon.

>>151599188
Why do you support Liverpool instead of Kerala Blasters then

>>151599814
I don't support Liverpool and idk what kerala is, I'm guessing they're your local?

why are liverpool fans completely ignoring how bad their new keeper is?

>>151599934
do think that's an under-discussed part about their troubles, he's pretty poor on the ball and it feels like he makes everyone around him nervous when they're trying to play out of the back
did have a couple good saves though but i guess most professional keepers would make those

>>151599675
Southern oil are arsenal?

>>151599934
>>151600005
I don't think he expected to play for them, which given how often Allison has been injured is ridiculous.

>>151599997
I saw that on Reddit kek

>>151600092
I just did it
So Nope
It's 4chin exclusive for now

its so fucking over for slotto and the gang

>>151600169
slotto and the squad*

>>151600046
i support soufern oil and assna, you don't support your local and just seething at me cause liverslip, did in fact slip(repeatedly).

So Ange will take over as interim until the winter break?

>>151595035
Le lose possession man

Give it Redknapp till the end of the season

>>151600421
>his gay relationship with gay liverpoo fans clouds his paki mind
yep definitely an arsenal, shame for your gay fanfic that i don't in fact support a gay red club

why cant liverpool just win?

Hahahahahahha fucking Liverpool lost lmaoooo what a bunch of cunts. Gonna go play ultimate team now

>bald managers: frauds
>haired managers: frauds

the smart money is on balding managers

>>151600597
They're an average side that got lucky with everyone being trash and full of injuries last season and now they've set themselves back a lot financially by being deluded enough to think they're on the verge of a treble

I can’t believe man united are unironically back. I will be the first to admit I thought Amorim was utterly clueless, him being able to get a job like this annoyed me the same way Solskjær getting it did. Just something about clearly out-of-their-depth people getting high profile jobs always annoyed me. However, it does seem like I was wrong on this one. This is the type of matches where united usually get humbled back to the dire reality of what their club has become, but they held firm and won it. Pretty sure they’ll be in or around top 4 this season, and will probably get better next.

t. /mug/ lifelong and autistic norwegian chelsea bandwagoner - ie I wish nothing but pain and ridicule toward them, but I think they might have actually turned a corner here.

interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6JTI6kPXeI

>>151600716
I was baffled by the amorim out reactionaries, sacking the manager on a whim hadn't worked for them last few times, they needed to finally back someone and give them a few transfer windows after he inherited a terrible squad

>>151600716
okay fag?

>>151600597
Still mourning Jota la

>>151600716
>I can’t believe man united are unironically back
Amorim is an eternal loser and tried to throw the match with his subs. they play 4 matches a month and he thinks certain players cant play 90 minutes

>>151600869
Put another shrimp on the barbie mate

>>151600745
press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpWubX7pmJY

>Slot: we scored 2 away goals that should be enough to win
so now hes blaming the other team scoring 3 for losing? is he suggesting thats bad sportsmanship?

>>151601061
Yeah that's what he said

>give brentford penalty because....keeper kept hold of the ball too long
kek
KEK
K E K

What's the deal with Keith Andrews? Guy has never managed before but 9 games in he's beat United and Liverpool. Is he actually good or does Brentford just manage itself at this point?

>>151601264
benefitted from those two teams player god awful keepers and unironically refball

>>151601264
>does Brentford just manage itself at this point?
that

>>151600645
Frank got the >moyes treatment because he chose the wrong jobs at the wrong time, just like Moyes himself did with Man United, Sunderland and Sociedad.

>chelsea pt 1
Roman demanded way too much out of his managers. Can you imagine how many CL/PL trophies >we would have if he didn’t sack Ancelotti just for finishing 2nd? He actually won the FA cup and still got the axe. I loved Roman, but the guy was unable to think long term.

>everton
Kept up a sinking ship that had been sinking for years. Got the best out of what he had, just like he did with Chelsea during transfer ban. Unreasonable sacking and the club is only recovering now, ironically because they got Moyes back.

>chelsea pt 2
Club in complete turmoil, nothing he could do to rescue that abysmal season.

He got Derby to the play-off final (which they haven’t done for ages before him, or since), he got a transfer embargoed Chelsea to CL introducing unprecedented amounts of academy players along the way, and now he’s getting Coventry (mist likely) back to the top tier having taken them over in complete turmoil last season. The guy is at the very least a good manager. Maybe not world class, but he got shat on way too much for what he’s achieved in a very short managerial career so far.

How do we fix Liverpool?

>>151601596
Gardevoir as manager

>>151601596
We don't

>>151601596
1. dont allow Allisson to get injured
2. hire Kloppo
3. find the missing inhalers

>>151601596
Absorb the club into Everton (the original football club from Liverpool)

>>151601596
bomb it

>>151600169
Based Imhotep

Another successful liverpoop hatewatch, you lads wanna goon on discord?

>>151600919
Nah this is a different man united imo. Winning against Liverpool or Arsenal or Chelsea usually just mean the players where motivated for this one specific match during the post >moyes era. It always reverts back to being humbled 4-1 away at Watford or 1-3 at home to Brighton. These are the matches that usually indicates that us /mug/ers can rest easy at night, knowing there will he a new /mug/ next week. What they are doing now is winning matches they are supposed to win, and fairly comfortably as well. It’s a sign they are finding their way and it’s depressing but I suppose inevitable that it would eventually happen. Could always hope it’ll implode like the van Gaal or Mourinho era, but I get this feeling it won’t. I mean they’ve gone so low with this guy and he’s still here, if there was an implosion that’s what’s already been happening and they rode out the storm.

>woke up
>liverpoo lost
>mfw

>>151600716
They aren't back. Don't start getting any big ideas.

>>151601596
let arsenal win the league. please

>>151601818
I reserve my goons for special occasions

>>151601844
Cram it, Liversissy.

>>151600075
Other than Alisson, Pope, and maybe Ederson, are there any other keepers that you could call injury prone? Can't think of many off the top of my head

>>151601828
>get a good keeper and a good striker
>start winning
tactics are a meme

Liverpool are still above United so what's the issue? Pipe down, you bastards

>>151601829
You were posting while the match was on

>>151601985
scousaar, I....

>>151601861
Was this supposed to be funny, Liversissy?

>>151601828
I wouldn't say back to the point of challenging for the title but top 4/5 is very doable. Like you said I figured the Brentford match was United returning to type but beating Liverpool at Anfield for the first time in a decade and beating their bogey team Brighton (as well as scoring four goals) makes me think they've turned a corner.

>>151601985
Check the table

>>151601985
Was this supposed to be a funny falseflag, Liversissy?

>>151586908 (OP)
>Man U
More like TROON U

>>151602070
see how they do against Tottenham.
Im convinced Dyche gets a draw minimum

NOOOOO WHY CAN'T WE PLAY FRANKFURT EVERY MATCH

>Crystal Palace (L)
>Chelsea (L)
>Manchester United (L)
>Brentford (L)

Who?

the forrens are getting uppity tonight

>>151602256
a team in freefall

>>151602034
>>151602086
>>151602146
what? Sandcastle are way below us, the Geordie fucks. oh did you think I was talking about the irrelevant Manchester United? how very droll of you

Y'all are so original! COYG!

>>151602256
if you turn that L ninety degrees clockwise, it's actually a perfect representation of how we doggy fucked the entire league last season. true story...

where were you when arsenal won the league

So what happened to Woltemade today

>>151602388
high school

>>151602583
but enough about the era in which you peaked

>>151601944
This is actually so agree with desu. In some cases you can argue tactics are a thing, like Pep’s Barca or Klopp’s Liverpool , but for the most part I truly believe a lot has to do with just identification of talent and suitable roles for players. There is a reason Ancelotti won so much despite being openly ‘just put 11 players on the pitch and let them play lmao’. However adapting, changing based on opponent, and knowing which players to instruct to do what is still a thing and is why PE-teachers like Solskjær will never make it. You can’t just be a ‘le vibes’ manager, you also need some understanding of the game and what you are looking at in training.

Mad that Utd still didn't feel like they had the game won at 3-0 up at home today. Brighton played poorly until the last 20 minutes and then it genuinely felt like a 3-3 would be the most likely outcome. Their new young lads the mouth breathing looking English chinlet and the Greek waiter both looked outstanding in my opinion.
Just weird to have United at such a low point of confidence that they don't feel like 3-0 up at Old Trafford is enough. Hope they've turned a corner though, football is better with a strong Man Utd.

>>151602601
>11:30 saturday night
>epl posting
tell me about peaking again you silly faggot?

>>151602307
>us

>>151602735
are you that guy?

>>151602194
Forest are 18th and Dyche is a fraud with a terrible record against them, why so confident? Tottenham seems like their next big test after Brighton, 0 wins for United in the last 6 meetings.

>>151602735
we don't sign our posts here

>>151602617
there's a reason you're a fan and not a manager or a coach or even an u18s coach

>>151600716
based rare objective abu

>>151602601
Done him right in

you're a faggot. by adding the insult at the start, you can counter the "we don't sign our posts here" merchants

>>151602735
>knowing the time in the uk off hand
Obsessed faggot, and we don’t sign our posts here

>>151602831
but enough about how you suck dick because you're gay and also a queer

>>151602843
>based and objective because he compliments my club
Homo

>>151602928
we don't sign our posts here, jew boy

>>151602934
but enough about your gay sexual fantasies

>>151602928
we don't sign our posts at the start here

>>151602983
but enough about you got ploughed by 2 men and were left sweaty and filled with a rectum soused with cum

>curry eating zionists seethe at a single post
chef boy-ardee you guys are simple as shit

>>151603018
but enough about your gay indian esl fantasies

unfortunately have to point out you're arguing with ANOTHER Canadian and not the devilish rogue you've all come to know and love

>>151603018
maybe on planet your mum when she was 14

>>151602931
lol everybody check out this jap signing his posts at the beginning

>>151603066
> you've all come to know and love
Maybe on planet retard

>>151603066
fuckin hell, even I know they hate you.

>>151603078
>>151603043
calm down, Loserpool lost today

>>151603113
nut enough about how the general feels about you and your kind

>>151600716
>loses 1-0 at Forest

>>151603138
oh sorrry, does rabbi ranjeet not like whites? care to explain why?

>>151603130
but enough about what your therapist told you today

>>151602967
we don't sign our posts here

151603066
Imagine being proud of that. What a complete and utter sad cunt you are, Limpet Leaf.

>>151601844
customers are talking about a title challenges already

>>151602958
turn your monitor on

>>151603166
we don't sign our posts with our credentials here

>>151603201
heil keir starmer, go kiss the wall, make sure to throw some skin cream on the lips.

>>151603247
but enough about how your dad divorced your mum

he's got some moxie I give him that

>>151603264
but enough about the biggest skank in your neighbourhood

>>151603228
why are you talking in front of a mirror

>>151602708
Liverpool lost

What is Slot thinking right now in your opinion?

>>151602735
>>11:30 saturday night
time is about to go back so it was basically 10.30

>>151599583
and let arsenal win? hopefully...

>>151603264
things dont work out sometimes. What were your thoughts when your mum was turned on by the pakis fucking those dogs round the corner?

it's getting unsavoury now

>>151603316
i'm sorry but Liverpool lost. cope

>>151603223
Ange plays his suicidal attacking football except for that final where he parks 1000 buses and runs home with the trophy yeah I'm still seething

>>151602958
>being able to look at things objectively is… le bad

I’ve kek’d more than anyone from >moyes, >mouyes, >van goyes all the way to Amorim losing to Grimsby, but you have to admit something seems to have changed when they are winning these types of matches, and they’ve done so while also beating Liverpool sandwiched between two classic /mug/ moment matches in Sunderland and Brighton. This is not typical post-fergie behaviour, and especially not considering they’ve stuck by their manager this time through all the ridicule and embarrassment.

>>151603341
>a team I dislike lost
oh no no no. anyways, baseball. have fun thinking about me until you go to bed sweaty =)

congrats nev

can we seriously talk about banning all forruns from this general? Doing my nut the way they're all gay nonces and don't add anything that's either insightful or funny. Just absolute bender behaviour by the lot of them

>>151603387
baseball isn't for another hour you coward (but feel free to check out the habs in the meantime)

>>151603293
but enough about what your dad calls your mum

>>151603395
okay lets write a letter to hiroyuki

>>151599914
jeet now pretending he's neither indian nor a LLLLiverpool fan to avoid embarrassment KEK maximum inferiority complex

>>151603164
God I fucking hope so. Even if I personally believe /mug/ is over and /chug/ and/or /lug/ is the next big thing, having a few more /mug/s just as people think they are officially BACK would be really funny

>>151603316
but enough about how your mother got zutted by the new wave of immigrants to canada

>>151603463
we don't sign our posts at the beginning here

no one signs their posts at the beginning anywhere

>>151603454
Dear Hiro and RapeApe
Can we do a digital ID and age verify style check for posters on /epl/ except instead of age you check how brown their skin is. Anything beyond moderately mediterranean should be unable to post.
Thank you

>>151603570
Why would you want no more /lug/

>>151603454
okay but where shall we sign our name on it, beginning or end?

>>151603618
i dont think anyone signs their posts at the beginning anywhere, i was just reading about that earlier today as a matter of fact

>>151603664
not a cocksucker well if it's a matter of fact I guess that must be correct

>>151603395
Yes let’s just have like 14 posts per thread and zero actually funny Brit bantz.

Do you not realise you guys are only truly funny when you are taking the mick out of people like me? Watching two brits have a go at each other on this autism forum is like watching a dog fight - just uncomfortable and feels sort of wrong to he watching it. You guys do a lot better when you unite against the forrens than when you are engaging in domestic abuse.

Also let’s be honest, you guys love having us bandwagon fags in your threads and supporting your clubs, come on now. I’ve never met a Londoner who wasn’t delighted to meet me whenever I went over there, you are secretly gay as fuck for us jf bandwagoners

so fucking glad I'm not a forren geez

>>151603711
Lmao fuck off communist

>>151603201
turn your monitor on

will the crippled irish liverwog ever post again? also how raped will haaland be tomorrow??

>>151603463
Its so obvious kek

>>151603395
Post hand.

>>151604212
but enough about your homosexuality

Arne Slot

>>151604473
that must mean something else in german

>>151604602
Arne Slot means "The Fraudulent One" in German

>>151604473
Why did you edit the name of Frankfurt?

>>151604801
Thats not edited

>>151604834
Poopensharten didn't play Liverpool, that was Frankfurt. Some bundesliga farmers.

>>151604865
no it was definitely poopensharten fc my google results show the same

>>151604939
Mine don't and it doesn't say so on any highlight channels or score apps

why is /CFB/ always a simp thread

>be united
>play like shit
>keep playing like shit
>shit
>shit
>shit
>suddenly 'owner' (ratcliffe isn't owner but shh) comes out and goes 'oh yeah we're backing the manager, three years'
>suddenly players realise he isn't going to get fired if they play badly on purpose any time soon
>suddenly start winning
>3 games in a row
>now 4th
>above Liverpool
>have Spurs and Everton next
SO that guy is getting his hair cut then.

>>151604964
strange, yours must be bugged (possibly a malicious hack)

>>151605104
No there's no team called poopensharten. There's an Eintracht Frankfurt

>>151605059
We gotta beat Forest and Spurs to get 5 in a row

>>151605139
that doesnt sound right
maybe this malicious attack has been targeting you for some time

>>151605187
Oh my bad it's Forest next. Yeah that's an easy win. Guy is getting haircut. Spurs are shit. Fucking Christ. Funny how all the United talking heads were all suicidal and now they're Top 4 team and can easily cement it going into Christmas.

>>151605264
This. Here is Sean Dyche's record against Man United:

W
>1
D
>5
L
>12

Thomas Frank record against Man United

W
>2
D
>1
L
>5

>>151605192
I don't know I mean there's a Wikipedia for Frankfurt and they just played today and scored two goals

>>151605187
>We
Okay customer

>>151605491
I'm literally Harry Maguire.

Big virg
Big gabi
Big Sam
Extremely gay
I didn't sign my post

>>151605510
was that supposed to be funny?

>>151605572
Whats funny about Harry Maguire.

>>151605672
we don't post pics of the fat fags we let bumrape us here

Ruben Amorim is gonna win Manager of the Month for October kek

Blessed timeline

>>151605772
Who posted your mum?

Well Arse lose to CP tomorrow and City win and the title is all City's. Liverpool will bounce back and United will go on a run. Top 4 is
>City
>Liverpool
>United
>Arse
And then 5th is really dependent on so much shit. Could be Chelsea, could be Blunderland.

>>151603521
>>151604275
you're STILL here and STILL trying to get the last word in LMFAO keep dancing puppet

>>151605858
>he thinks women can be men
KEK valid reddit tranny spotted, no wonder you have pics of men saved on your phone

>>151605794
Funniest outcome would be Liverpool falling off and Arsenal still losing the league to Man United

>>151605915
but enough about what you're doing now

>>151605941
You are a seething livertranny

>>151605996
we don't sign our posts here

>>151605942
I mean the only non-league games United have are the FA Cup. It is entirely possible. United basically get an entire week to prepare for each league game. Meanwhile, Liverpool, has to prepare for a European game, then have 2-3 days max to prepare for a league game, then have 2-3 days max for a league cup game and so on. Maybe it was genius to go out to Grimsby. End up securing Top 4 simply by not having to play any other games.

Does League Cup get you Conference League Football?

Yeah mate United are winning the league!

What was Slot's excuse for losing today btw? Was it 'deep defence and long balls' again?

>>151606106
>>151606106
>>151606106

>>151605972
I'll let you have the last word in this argument since it's clearly all you have in your pathetic life (also its almost 2am gmt instead of whatever jeet time is)

>>151606372
But enough about your life

490

Wha is slot duin la

We are back

Time to sneedpost in this now-defunct thread

Sneed

>Arsenal, Chelsea, Brighton, Burnley, Sunderland at home (4 wins, 1 loss)
>Brentford, Liverpool, City, Fulham away (2 wins, 1 draw, 1 loss)
>3 points off top
/mug/bros....

The redemption

Magnificent. Magnanimous. Maguire.

May he burn in hell

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