Thread 151589066

>saturday 25/10:
>BRA1
16:00 | Vitória x Corinthians
16:00 | Atlético-MG x Ceará
17:30 | Fluminense x Internacional
18:30 | Sport x Mirassol
19:30 | Fortaleza x Flamengo
21:30 | São Paulo x Bahia
>URY1
NOW! | Juventud x Plaza Colonia
16:00 | Cerro x Peñarol
18:30 | Cerro Largo x Racing
>COL1 (UTC-5)
16:00/14:00 | Envigado x Boyacá Chicó
17:00/15:00 | Tolima x Dep. Cali
18:10/16:10 | Bucaramanga x Llaneros
20:20/18:20 | Santa Fe x Millonarios
22:30/20:30 | Once Caldas x Unión Magdalena
>CHL1 (UTC-4)
15:00/14:00 | La Serena x Audax Italiano
17:30/16:30 | Huachipato x Iquique
>BRA2
16:00 | Volta Redonda x Coritiba
16:00 | Athletic x América-MG
18:30 | Paysandu x Avaí
20:30 | Criciúma x Goiás
>PRY1
17:30 | Tembetary x Sportivo Luqueño
20:00 | Trinidense x 2 de Mayo

>sunday 26/10:
>BRA1
16:00 | Botafogo x Santos
16:00 | Grêmio x Juventude
18:30 | RB Bragantino x Vasco
20:30 | Palmeiras x Cruzeiro
>URY1
13:30 | Danubio x River
16:00 | Liverpool x Progreso
18:30 | Wanderers x Nacional
21:00 | Miramar x Boston River
>COL1 (UTC-5)
20:30/18:30 | Atl. Nacional x Ind. Medellín
>CHL1 (UTC-4)
12:30/11:30 | Universidad Católica x Universidad de Chile
16:00/15:00 | Cobresal x Unión Española
18:30/17:30 | O'Higgins x Coquimbo Unido
18:30/17:30 | Unión La Calera x Ñublense
>BRA2
16:00 | CRB x Atlético-GO
18:30 | Vila Nova x Ferroviária
>PRY1
17:30 | Olimpia x Guaraní
20:00 | Recoleta x Libertad

UTC-3/[local time]

Previous: >>151563956

This is how copalib feels sometimes

Too much blue on that last thread lets work towards stopping this

>>151589066 (OP)
ahem, i was in the process of adding stream links to the rentry. this is all i have so far
https://livetv.sx/enx/
https://streamed.su/
https://futemax.wales/
https://www-futbollibre.com/
https://www.rojadirectaenvivo.pl/
https://socceronline.me/football-streams
https://bombou.net/futebol-ao-vivo/
https://l1maxhd.pe/
https://tvlibre.cc/

reminder to the colombian anon that said he'd get down to make the prototype of a copalib website this weekend.
colombian anon we are looking at you

>>151589278
>https://www.rojadirectaenvivo.pl/
my isp won't allow rojadirecta anymore :(

Reminder that brazilians have a caste system depending on how black and ashamed of it you are.

>>151589345
Why dont you make it

When an argentinian loses a match, he automatically thinks
>i must show tje supporters that I care! Otherwise they will kill my family
So they start fights , act like dicks to the adversary or take any sign of happiness as disrespect
Then they think
>phew. That was a close one

lately I've been thinking

>>151589846
well, there's a first time for everything

>>151589846
Your farts have gotten to your head.

>>151589846
This is exactly what they want you to think

It's Brazil vs. the world
Sometimes it's Brazil vs. Brazil too

>>151590318
stop posting this retarded dog, I hate him so much

Joao fonseca is on the final of the kabul atp 500

2025 status?

Post more of that retarded dog

Natacha Horana está de volta ao Carnaval após quatro meses na cadeia; compare

>>151591079
This is satanic.

>>151589846
"if you're thinking you're losing" - Rob Gronkowski

wrong file lol

>>151590617
Stop crossdressing.

>>151589678
i think i might

>>151589815
When an brazilian loses a match, he automatically thinks
>i must show the supporters that it wasn't my fault! Otherwise my agent will have a hard time securing the transfer to Burnley
So they start complaining to the referee, act crybabies and complain about the calendar/refereeing/pitch/altitude
Then they think
>phew. That was a close one

>>151591581
That is the spirit

I don't watch this regularly, just checking in to ask if fluminense is still doing their own thing?

>>151591801
YWNBA

>>151591801
Kek
You should wait for the argentinians to defend themselves first so it is not too obvious you wear sapato laranja

I... I own a pair of orange shoes....

>>151591801
Theres always one greenflag ready to sit on the cuck chair

>>151592136
We all saw the webm

Gun to your head: Boca or a happy life?

Actually brazilians complain about racism.

It was just revealed to me that Palmeiras never won a libertadores semi-finals match on Allianz

San Lorenzo never beat Resident Evil 4 on veteran.

I complain about many things
Things your tiny mind couldn't even begin to comprehend

>wake up
>LLUEVE.JPG
>canaleta is full of shit
>room is now more soaked than la gordonera after gentle rain
JUST

>>151592437
argentina really is gaucho, huh

>>151592437
keep voting kicilof lmao

Almost 40 celsius here

You guys are just saying words now

>>151592437
keep voting ciro gomes lmao

No more mosca for gexllardo

Carrying the opportunity of it to Brazil e a partir 3rd out of money in place to thank him

>marin/leonefag is silent
lmao

^this is a automated bot do not engage

>>151592057
No. Diniz was sacked in mid 2024 and now we have an Argentinian manager who's not like him at all. The old manager is now in charge of Vasco.

>>151592651
Ibuprofen ass post

hello my /copalib/ friends, will vitória-BA commit the crime today?

Brazil female nt is making me burn in hope, I dont know anymore how to avoid this feeling
They have jist won finalissima in europe

Nigga writes posts like he was a tumblr teenager talking about some english actor.

bruh the game barely started

next games
>Flu (A)
>Mineiro (H)
>Vitória (A)
>Bahia (H)
Vitória got 31 pts
Inter got 35 pts
bros...

Hi frens. My name is Boris. I am Belarussian in Brazil for vacation for 10 days. I want to see jogo bonito. What team should I watch and support. Thank you in advance

So you are telling me there are 2 teams one named fla and the other named flu

>>151593202
flamengo and everybody saying otherwise is an seething faggot

>>151592932
that's not finalíssima tho

>>151593284
this nigga has been inventing fake nationalities for three threads, stop replying

Lmao defenders are so dumb. I would never get dribbled if I were a defender.

>>151593264
Eu trabalho com a análise de movimentação esportiva e posso dizer seguramente que isso é esquema de aposta, tem pelo menos 12 movimentos e 7 pré-movimentos suspeitos nesses 22 segundos

post SOVL de los sinso

Flamenguista dreaming of the magical evil anti obliterating the honour of our beloved flamerda

If i were a defender i'd just stand around him hoping my aura prevents the opponent of scoring and if he scores id wave my arms and say PORRA CARALHO

>>151593394
We have one of these but with turma da monica instead

Currently rewatching the goals of my team against the rival tram and getting goosebumps with the roar of the supporters. Fuck the rival team. Fuck them so much.

>>151593394
>medasyotedoi
In brazil this is called troca troca.

santos bros, don't look at the tabela

Yeah nigga you are better than every player ever which is why you dont play football since you were 12 years old

>>151589278
What about multicanais?

>>151593522
This is the only portuguese word you know

There is a guy running alone on the left. The midfielder has huge desire to pass the ball in the counter attack. then he suddenly looks to the right. It is a clear fake out but the amoeba in the defense eats it up
Yeah I am better than a protozoario

>>151593605
So you admit it is a thing.

>>151593779
In English, would it be switch switch or trade trade?

RESISTA GALLARDO RESISTA

If i could pinpoint a single skill that separates us from top football is passing
I don't mean those insane Beckham passes just a defender that can link up with a midfielder open wide without passing to the volante
By the time he does that the opponent already covered so he passes back, a lot of teams don't have midfielders or defenders who can make this link, it's so frustrating

>>151593914
Sorvete is a nice answer

>>151593894
what separates you specifically from a top player is that you can't run for 15 seconds without having a heart attack

>>151592771
that's a shame.
is he managing vasco like he managed fluminense?

>>151593914
>asking people their favorite food
was this reunion in the kindergarden?

>>151593779
I thought it was only a joke until jorge kajuru admitted to having done it

3rd division final in 40 bings
Elvis is about as fat as the coach wtf

Yep

If you ask who the manager is every month, you'll get a different answer every time.

>>151594084
I hope bridge wins. Lomdrina is an evil team.

>>151594047
It is not a shame, Diniz is a buffoon and you god memed into admiring him

>>151594075
Pele doing it wasn't enough?

>Pelé out of nowhere
Obsessed

gonna take a nap before Mirassol

>>151593894
They also look to both sides before passing, in order to see if someone is coming. We never do this.

>penadoy

kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>Pelea out of nowhere
Estamos grandes...

Coxa is playing right now

>>151594155
He didnt switch anything.

>pelela out of nowhere
Too much beans?

>>151594154
He saved vasco from relegation

List of people who have been the recipients of anal penetration by Gugu:
>Pelé
>Van Damme
>ET
>Lacraia

go corinthians

>>151594074
What is your favorite food?

>>151594399
Your mom's breast milk.

>>151594074
RH people is some kind of scum of the scum

A lot of goalkeepers getting injured lately.

>we only lost becaise of player X
Yes? He is part of your team? This is no excuse. Next time i puteate you for your team loss you must say "you are now superior to me.in every aspect of life"

>>151594399
taking pleasure from food is a feminine trait

>>151594503
Yeah you take pleasure from your prostate.

>>151594442
Milk is not food

We lost because Pelé didnt want us to win

>>151594582
women have no prostate so yes, taking pleasure from one's own prostate is a masculine thing to do

>>151594503
basadinho

>>151594047
He is. His teams always play more or less the same, only with a few adjustments based on specific player traits.
>>151594154
He kept Fluminense an extremely competitive side despite the modest investments and is now leading Vasco to their most successful season since 2017. Maybe the best since 2012 depending on the results at the end of the year. You might not like him, but it's undeniable that Diniz is a competent manager.

>>151594154
I think it's fun to watch his games, whether you think he is a buffoon is irrelevant to me.

Diniz could solve world hunger and you retarded apes would still be calling him a fraud

>>151594938
I say and believe this

>>151594614
it is
just leave it on the sun for a while and you can even chew it.

Liquids are food i believe

>>151594960
And how do you look like

>>151595146
Where did you get this video of me?

Was there ever a time when Rio’s teams were all in a better position than SP’s teams?
There is a real chance of 3 Rio's teams in the Libertadores of 2026.

>>151595218
Start of the last century

Round turn is losing

>>151595218
>Was there ever a time when Rio’s teams were all in a better position than SP’s teams?
The dominance was much worse in the 80s, but that's the only time Rio was unquestionably superior. There was a short stint of carioca dominance in the Rio-SP between 1957 and 1962 too, if you want to count that.
>There is a real chance of 3 Rio's teams in the Libertadores of 2026.
All four, really. From the Brasileirão standings as they are, Flamengo and Botafogo should qualify. A Palmolengo victory in the Libertadores is enough for Fluminense to qualify, and in that case Vasco could qualify through any Copa do Brasil outcome other than Corinthians winning.

qt

>>151595901
O SEXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÁ

need this ip banned
get to it thirdie animals

>>151595011
Beverage

>>151595901
disgusting parda

>>151595901
Uruguai x paraguai

>>151595218
all brasilian teams are cariocas. As all brasilians

>>151589066 (OP)
Hoffenheim-Hund

vamos inter, pelo amor de deus

Where are you? And im so sorry
I cannot sleep
I cannot dream tonight

Why was the Vitoria player not carded for kicking the ball at Garro's back? That was clear unnecessary aggression, right?

ai ese trikascchizo é um peso pra sociedade. Se a gente desse mais dinheiro pra mae solteira e para aquelas negras de 90 kilos que tem 5 filhos de pais diferentes, o Brasil ia ser nivel Japão

Vamos Vitória

>>151596715
tá na hora da risperidona, querido.

Cavani brasileiro

>>151596748
Ugh, fuck you Vitória. Now Santos is not getting relegated.

>>151596761
Yuri was subbed and Corinthians scored

SANTOS BROS, CORINTHIANS SCORED LETS CELEBRATE

Santos sisters. The Corinthians Chads are saving us.

I like Nadine Bastos as a commentator. She sounds mildly autistic in a way that's endearing, makes objective and accurate comments, and doesn't talk more than she should.

>>151596715
speak english, macaco

O time do inter é ridículo

>>151596715
if m*n didn't abandon their kids this wouldn't happen

>>151597755
Don't worry, we're worse.

let me tell a little story about ball possession

Im going to possess your balls alright

>it's a claus alternates between apitating or ignoring faltinhas
make up your mind, nigga

chocapinto is so shit do u guys rate him back there

>>151598814
He's been inconsistent with the fouls near the touchline. I assume his entrosamento with the little flags is bad.

>>151599148
Transvegans hate him with burning passion.

Thigh won btw

Nigga is named pinto kkkkkkkkk

>>151599994
Please have mercy letoGOD.....

>>151599994
gluedick kkkkkkk

both binter and prantos are paying for vitoria downfall btw

im feeling extra zesty this afternoon

>Bolsa Senpaiília contempla 54,3 milhões de pessoas em setembro
https://www.gov.br/secom/pt-br/assuntos/noticias/2024/09/bolsa-familia-contempla-54-milhoes-de-pessoas-brasileiras-em-setembro

Ai esse trikaschizo... se ele morrer o estado brasileiro vai nadar em dinheiro

Ponte Preta just won Série C and nobody cares
Including me, I was asleep

>losing
>subs 2 zagueiros and RONALDO
jamón diaz, senõres

>schizo self glazing saturday is open
cheers, frens

>>151601449
não dá pra culpar ele, não tem quem botar, o futebol do inter faliu.

>>151601506
16 aos 28 boquete toda semana, festa, ai pegou algum virus e deu esclerose multipla, agora arrumou um betinha pra casar

>>151601304
no one says that
this thread would improve 1000% tho

>>151601506
The face of a social climber's daughter.

>>151601516
ele é burro
na melhor das hipóteses ele consegue se salvar e é demitido em junho de 26
na pior ele é rebaixado
eu estava no jogo contra o sport e esse time é sofrível, dá pra ver que esses caras não estão nem aí tirando o mercado e o carbonero que consegue jogar razoavelmente sozinho

Palmeiras vs. Racing in the Libertadores final.
The biggest anticlimax in the history of Brazilian fuchibol.

>>151600751
Wanna goon?

it's kinda sad how antis keep repeating their mantras like if they say it enough times universe itself will defeat mengão

Atlético H
Vitória A
Bahia H
Ceará A
Santos H
Vasco A
São Paulo A

It's not a miracle but it's not easy either

Cute ladies in the stands of fortaleza x flamengo

>>151602089
You can't say that and not post pics...

Stop posting photos of your credit card details both front and back, I fucking hate that.

I hate seeing this Neuquen tourism ad on ESPN again.

>en Neuquen, todo esto es Neuquen!

I cant offend argenbros. Argenchads may call me a monkey but I like them

How do I get rid o this "love argentina" complex?

>>151602189
I don't mind. I just don't like that the woman is screaming at me at the end of the ad.

>>151602110
Sorry to late now

UFC main fight was shit. I hope this match is decent.

Derik derik lacerda

Meu Coxa é gigante

?

>>151602215
detransition

:)

>>151602532
>>151602573
No tattuagem? Ruined.

>>151602412
>*dies of an eyepoke*
What was his thought process?

>>151602532
for me wuthering heights

I hate women with makeup to the point of not even being able to walk on the street
Plus their cheap perfume makes me ultra angry

niggas say stuff like this then never leave the house without a cap to hide their bald spot

LDU Quito passes the eye test of a potential champion agree or disagree. I’d be scared if I was a Palmiras fan

>>151602739
this is me

empurraram no mengão

>>151602872
based

>>151602532
Looking up to Setor Sul and fantasising about tricolor chads.

longe de mim querer defender o Flamengo, mas parece que a Leila comprou esse árbitro para roubar pro Fortaleza

>>151602603
It was the first time that I've ever seen a double eye poke.

>>151602827
Palmeiras will win easily.
4–0

I tired of pretending i want to read this romance set in occupied tchecoslováquia
im gonna get some beers, a burger and buy battefield 6

>>151602872
que expressão imbecil essa que surgiu ultimamente, "sulista". ou tu és gaúcho ou catarina ou leite quente, do sul. sulista é expressão imbecil de quem não é daqui

>>151603004
what is the point o buying an online game if you can play CS2 for free?

>>151603004
Wife material

>>151603063
You probably cannot see it, but ela tem tatuagem.

Classic flamengada

>>151603098
WIFE AND PREGNANCY MATERIAL

I KNOW
I KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN
IVE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

>>151603004
cafuné?

>>151602827
>LDU Quito passes the eye test of a potential champion
True. They play good football, they want to win and look like they're playing the starring role. Watching Liga I feel the same I felt watching 2023 Fluminense and 2024 Botafogo.

ok Mirassol stop winning

>>151603055
Ok, nordestino

>this fucking match
Jesus fucking Christ. It is so over. I can't believe that I'm hoping for Michael in the 2nd half.

argies don't have a word for saudade, cafuné or chorinho
no wonder borges revolted against his limited mother tongue and pledged allegiance to english

Flamengo is getting embatatated
WTF?

>>151601822
Ldu x racing you mean

HOWEVER

these niggas are getting rawdogged by breno lopes
poc poc

>>151603335
I thought that was his schlong

>>151603335
is that the BIG nappa?

>>151602876
Is this a man?

Wish upon a star

>>151603055
Trvth nvke. But I'll go further and add that before the internet, "o sul" unambiguously meant Rio Grande do Sul to cariocas and paulistas alike. To nordestinos, it meant everything south of Bahia. This idea that an arbitrary IBGE regionalisation has any meaning is a recent and honestly dumb thing. You don't see anyone talk about "centro-oestinos" or "sudestinos".

But I'm not from there so do what you'd like.

Yesterday I asked a question about why Halo sold 20 million units and you said it was just brainwashing by americans, etc.

But how come brajewlians spend 50% of their income in Battlefield and Call of Duty but you dont realize it's the same thing? what is the difference of Halo and Call of Duty?

>every off-topic post is trikaschizo
I hate it in here

>>151603543
just let her do the job and try to remember the line up for a relevant title from the 70s bro

>>151603543
Is this real?

>>151603543
rush b no stop

>>151603587
no, this is santos

top 3 of brasileirao cheerleaders:
Fortaleza
Vitoria
Ceara.

>>151603543
me to my pillow every night

>>151603543
>imagine your niece is tickling your feet

>>151563996
>Ind. Rivadavia x River Plate (2-1)
0-0
>Independiente x Platense (0-0)
3-0
>Defensor x Torque (o-o)
2-0
>Alianza Valledupar x La Equidad (2-1)
2-0
>Fortaleza x Dep. Pasto (0-0)
2-0
>América x Junior Barranquilla (2-1)
2-1
>Deportivo Pereira x Águilas Doradas(0-0)
5-1
>Palestino x Everton (0-0)
2-1
>Novorizontino x Botafogo-SP (2-1)
1-1
>Cuiabá x Remo (0-0)
1-3

>Vitória x Corinthians (2-1)
0-1
>Atlético-MG x Ceará (0-0)
1-0
>Fluminense x Internacional (0-0)
1-0
>Sport x Mirassol (0-11)
1-2 (ongoing)
>Fortaleza x Flamengo (2-1)
1-0 (ongoing)
>São Paulo x Bahia (0-0)
---
>Juventud x Plaza Colonia (0-0)
0-2
>Cerro x Peñarol (0-0)
2-0
>Cerro Largo x Racing (0-0)
1-2 (ongoing)
>Envigado x Boyacá Chicó (0-0)
0-2
>Tolima x Dep. Cali (2-1)
2-1
>Bucaramanga x Llaneros (2-1)
2-0
>Santa Fe x Millonarios (0-0)
---
>Once Caldas x Unión Magdalena (0-0)
---
>La Serena x Audax Italiano (0-0)
2-1
>Huachipato x Iquique (2-1)
1-1
>Volta Redonda x Coritiba (0-0)
0-1
>Athletic x América-MG (2-1)
0-2
>Paysandu x Avaí (clasico) (0-0)
1-2 (ongoing)
>Criciúma x Goiás (2-1)
---
>Tembetary x Sportivo Luqueño (0-0)
1-1
>Trinidense x 2 de Mayo (0-0)
0-1

you got ONE right, you're so bad at this

>>151603627
e uruguANO

>>151603209
se eu fosse nordestino eu me identificaria como tal e sentiria orgulho de ser nordestino. sou gaúcho e tenho orgulho das origens da minha senpaiília, da minha terra e de saber de onde vim. espero que tu possas dizer o mesmo.

Portugal is kill

>>151603504
>1 post talking about a game is bad
>peido, cueca, feijão, negro, black, monkey 50 posts por thread good

VA TE FALLER EN CULLER

peido na cueca com feijao preto é uma delicia que voce pode jantar tudo dia e nunca se cansa

Sí, señor, efectos especiales
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Sí, señor, una tentación
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Playing with BH, Plata and Lino is like playing with -3 players. I hope that he simply don't wait for the match to be almost over to bench them.

Brasileirão: Palmeiras
Final de copalib: LDU x Rasin

Why is it very hard to have a friendship with a nordestino?

>>151603829
Yeah

>>151603829
*cruzeiro

Tri

>>151603862
Cada um no seu quadrado

Mirassol won.

>>151604043
Meu Mirassol é gigante

>>151603890
Yeah, id rather have cruzeiro as champion, but they have fallen behind too much

>>151604089
What's all this, then?

>>151603919
The worst part? Both of them have a point, fuck palmolengo

I wish all RJ and SP simply disappeared from existence

Mirassol is 1 point behind Cuguloso and 6 points behind palmolengo

if Mirassol gets 2 points behind Palmeiras, we all know the jews will pay the team to entregate

S E P

>>151604089
me when my bahiana gf comes home and I didn't defrost the beans

>no changes
Yeah... It is over.

Fortaleza 1 x 3 Flamengo
São Paulo 2 x 0 Bahia

Bet 3 mil reais and thank me later

Bruno Henrique

>>151604390
>>151597447

I hate Corinthians so much, they are no fun allowed

What does /copalib/ think of Fortaleza? I like their colours (even if the kits aren't always of good taste) and Castelão is a nice stadium. Vojvodaleza was the most exciting small club in a long time, too.

I just love facebook memes

>>151604493
>I like their colours (even if the kits aren't always of good taste) and Castelão is a nice stadium
so this is the extent of brazilian football discussion

>>151604512
do you like corinthians?

>>151604524
Sadly

hello

>>151604524
It's everything you need to decide if you like a club or not
anything else is pretentious drivel

>>151597447
She ingested hormones for 13 years

>>151604171
Not only we'll never disappear but we'll forever remeain the economic, cultural, intellectual and sports hegemons. It's our country and you should thanks us for letting you live in it.

>>151604564
omg hiiiii~ :3 <333

>>151597447
>>151604595
Pics?

Nadine Bastos DOES NOT have tattoos

>>151604626
she is ugly no worth

>>151604669
>>151604626
Oh yeah

2025 nao conta
O Sao Paulo vai fazer 6 jogos fora de casa

>>151604524
It's not my club and I can't bring myself pretend to care about the 1967 Campeonato Cearense. Most small clubs don't have particularly unique histories to be proud of so it comes down to whether or not they're simpáticos.

>>151604564
hein..

>>151604747
nenhuma?

>>151604747
so copalib final LDU x Racing

FACT: women from pernambuco look like this

>>151604767
dps o esquizo sou eu

If I were dictator, I'd forbid everybody from commentating football

pq os merdestinos nao conseguiram enxer o estádio do Fortaleza? nao era o Ceará o estado que vivia o futebol?

>>151604880
Being smarter than a mulambo doesn't make you non-schizophrenic. Flamenguistas are predominantly casuals with very rudimentary grasps on football history, tactics and rules.

>>151590721
doesn't count

>>151604836
>pernambucanas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh4lAQyl_Mw

Smash karts

>>151605014
you can't suffer in brazil

>>151604787
fechou

>>151604980
2025 não conta

you cant suffer in argentina

Listen up, I solved the problem of matches in high altitudes. For every 1500 meters of difference with the headquarters of the visiting team, the home team will have 1 less player. Do you want to play in La Paz? No problemo, you will start with 9 players. Do you want to play in Everest with only Sherpa players? Ok, if the visiting team is from a coastal city you will start with 7 players (it should be 6 but there is another gay rule limiting it to 7).

>>151605174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSzoj1mEz0s

this cartoon strip reminds me, argies had the worst version of Matthew Wilder's "Break My Stride" but the music video was absolutely brazilian bunda-tier

>>151605305
Or maybe the away players should stop being pussies

Who is this Joel who appear in the Bradesco propaganda every 3 minutes?

>>151604980
>enxer
we're hitting analfabetismo levels that shouldn't even be possible

an actual solution would be to have breathing breaks like the CWC had with those gay water breaks

This Flamengo squad is embarassingly pecho frio. Racing will eat them.

>>151605444
>Having ad breaks
Yeah we should have 3 "cooling" breaks per game as if Bradesco and Betano ads every 5 minutes were not annoying

>>151605444
It's the best solution and a fairly obvious one at this stage

quem é esse judeu comentando no premiere Fortaleza x Flamengo?

Im still here

>>151605537
>plot twist
as if it wasn't a known fact with visible boça features

>>151605581
It's Guga Villani, esquizão

>>151605644
Awful

Congrats palmeme for tbe 2025 title

>>151605644
no, the guy with Ledio Carmona comentating

>>151605305
>>151605444
How to fix the altitude problem?
It's simple: hire players with asthma

>Flamerda
HAHAHAHAHAHA

no, really

struggling to breathe? do drugs! it's not cheating if you're asthmatic

I hate
>show de luzes
But Fortaleza's actually looks neat

>>151605908
same thing for USA in the olympics
They suffer from "ADHD" and the doctors allow prescription of meth and ritalin

>>151601418
Hall of Champions of Brasileirão Série C

>fluminense

anyone understand regex? how do I filter any image with filename starting with Screenshot_2025

>>151605967
i've heard leo stronda speaking of using horse medicine to improve breathing recently

mengão

>>151606017
why do you want to do this? is copalib making your mental health worse?

>>151605305
ok now solve the problem of hangover

If BH start playing against Racing, Felipe Luis must be shot in the head.

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Filipe Luís, we can blame fatigue, we can blame Pedro's absence, we can praise Fortaleza's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Arrascaeta and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the post season. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next Brasileirão, or even our chances in the Carioca for that matter. Not playing like this.

>FLAMEME
RACINGGODS IT'S YOUR TIME

Bruh these niggas lost to Fortaleza

MUCHACHOS
TRAIGAN VINO, JUEGA LA ACADE

at least mengaum twisters are happy that the other team they twist for won

>>151606017
Just /Screenshot_2025/ will work

>>151606197
arigatou

Após o titulo de 2023 o Sao Paulo nao tinha como pagar a premiação para os jogadores porque o dinheiro da COpa do Brasil foi usado para pagar bancos

A Crefisa ofereceu 50 milhões para vender o jogo, e o 5x0 aconteceu. Todos jogadores que falharam naquele jogo saíram do clube.

In 2015 we will be able to filter all posts written in portuguese.

PENAROL BROS

>>151606307
shouldn't be hard desu

>>151606282
This was before or after bolsonaro let the russian government make flight companies charge extra for luggage?

flamengobros... it's over
we'll have to settle for just the copalib title

O CRAQUE LUCIANO ACABA DE MARCAR SEU CENTÉSIMO GOL PELO SÃO PAULO
CRAQUE
GÊNIO
ÍDOLO

Arsenal at the final of cwc will be ez for mengazzo

>>151604171
RJ, SP and MG right guys? RJ SP MG dont forget the MG guys haha

>>151606088
It is 100% Felipe Luis' fault. It is not the first time that he fucks up like that. It was by far the worst match of Plata, Lino and Bruno Henrique. He could have bench them at the start of the 2nd half. You are, though. All these current strikers must go. Bruno Henrique, Cebolinha, Michael, Juninho.

Lucianjo

>>151606072
quit drinking, degenerate

"Ave, Maria, cheia de graça, o Senhor é convosco, bendita sois vós entre as mulheres, e bendito é o fruto do vosso ventre, Jesus. Santa Maria, Mãe de Deus, rogai por nós, pecadores, agora e na hora de nossa morte. Amém."

Top scorers
Brazil- arrascaeta amd kaio jorge
Argentina- adrian martinez (racing)
Uruguay - abel.hernandez (liverpool)
Pargauay - caballero (cerro) and iturbe (nacional)
Colombia- fidrysewski

If you showed this image to a football fan 5 years ago they would enter into spontaneous combustion on the spot

tao robando meu mijos

brb going back to sao paulo in 2020

Everything is about my glorious san pablo it seems

>fortaleza 18th in Brazil but 4th in Colombia
No wonder why we've been dominating the Libertadores in the last few years

Wish my team was better

Everytime the colombian anon talks about fortaleza i initially get confused

>>151606647
cuguloso entregou a taça esse ano msm em

>>151606947
What is your team

Heres how cuguloso can still win:

>>151607046
The most kino ending, but Palmeiras are taking this one home.

Santa Fue can't score

>>151607046
>>151607092
Mirassol will win

>>151606997
No response so i will assume you twist for the bottom of the barrel
Vamos ixpo btw

mf pondering in his swamp

JAJAJAJAJAJA what the fuck is wrong with culombianos

O luciano é craque
Ele é o França moderno

>losing to Fortaleza
lmao how

Eba gol do meu trikas

GOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Podem ir dormir judeus, meu tricolor nao perde hj

Y DONDE ESTÁN
QUE NO SE VEN
LOS HIJUEPUTAS DE SANTA FE

Millos tu papa

>>151607606
nice tummy

>>151607522
gostosa do caralho

>>151607596
pq cortou o passe do luciano, canalha?

Ok but seriously now whos gonna win this copalib

>>151607728
nao é mais que a obrigação de um cara que perdeu 5 gols contra LDU

Uma das coisas mais inexplicáveis do futebol brasileiro é a perseguição ao Sr. Luciano da Rocha Neves
Digo e repito, se ele hablasse era craque indiscutível de qualquer time, o brasileiro é muito mais complacente com estrangeiros
O Luciano é craque e carregou o São Paulo, ainda querem jogar nas costas dele não poder fazer o trabalho do time inteiro

One must ponder: who's profitting off the never ending hate against Luciano? Once you find the answer the whole thing will be clear

Eu nem sou São paulino mas eu luto pelo que é certo e o Luciano é, NO MÍNIMO, acima da média, fora de série, tá com um pezinho no craque

I say all of the above

Bahia playing away from home is absolute trash

>>151608034
And i look like this

>>151607802
>>151607845
>>151608003
Vc conseguiu algo que nem o Palmeiras conseguiu: me dar raiva e vontade de bater em vc

>>151608227
you look like a good boy

why do you even care? 2025 doesn't count, these are glorified friendlies

>>151608227
Why are you a dog

>>151608310
Why arent you

>>151608227
>pic
this is the next OP

>>151608227
It is easier to not hate people on the internet when you imagine everyone is dogs

>>151608433
I hate some dogs though
like that retarded one you guys were spamming earlier today

>>151608433
My love for dogs dropped 90% when my own dog died years ago. I hardly care now.

>>151608471
Literally me getting brainwashed

They released a movie about a dog recently that is apparently good (which is surprising since alot of movies about dogs are just about the dog dying)

>>151606997
Sorry I am watching an ex linkeding employee do comedy

>>151607638
Florya loses
Ukrainians win

I'm not joking, that dog actually infuriates me
it reminds me of dysgenic tards I had to deal with irl

>>151608598
Flora is just another casualty of the german war machine and at the end everyone dies.

>>151608556
most dogs die eventually

>>151608798
Mine would never

>>151608556
I saw it on the torrent site but it's probably just the usual american slop

>>151608978
Its actually a brazilian movie anon

>>151609010
another reason to not watch it

>>151609010
I'm talking about this one, I don't know which one you mean but this one is american and the director's last name is *berg so I'm pretty sure he even managed to make a horror dog movie about republicans somehow

>>151608227
this is me

You are not a republican
Why should you care?

Tigrinho se machuca amanha

>>151609227
why should I watch a movie that's blatantly pandering to a group of people I don't belong to?

all movies should pander to me, a lonely incel that loves bahianas and military gear

>>151609372
Following your logic then you should only watch argentinian movies

how can i get a cute southern brazilian trad gf? the only brazilian words i know are trocatroca and banheirao

sao paulo é mt ruim
fato do palmeiras ter a necessidade de comprar arbitragem pra ganhar é patético
BAhia perdeu 4 gols no 2o tempo

By being schizophrenic

The best santa fe of the last 10 years juat lost to the worst millos ever

>>151609455
uh no I don't understand how you would come to that conclussion, I just don't wanna watch preachy shit made by some upper class hollywood jew who thinks he's better than everyone else

>>151609587
They just can't help staying in their place.

Predicitions
Palmeiras 0 x 1 cruzeiro
Olimpia 2x3 guaraní
Catolica 1x2 la u
A.nal 0x2 dim

>doesnt want to watch movies not made for him
>doesnt want to watch movies made for him
I guess you will watch nothing then

>>151609627
The movie is probably shit, I eill give you that
Watch "caramelo" instead

>>151609523
Step 1- move there

caramelos are reddit dogs

Niggs stop daydreaming about jews and republicans in a horror movie about dogs

Is everyone in this general mentally ill??????

>>151609690
No movies were ever made "for" me, I just don't wanna watch movies that are just a vessel for a political message, movies can have politics, but pandering to an audience is completely different, I don't watch movies to have my worldview validated

>>151603543
>kicaldo

>>151609784
What is copalib dog
>>151609793
I am a bit I think

Is there feijão branco
>>151609898
Copalib and reddit are one in the same

>>151609898
>What is copalib dog
copito
perro fresco

>>151609653
lol
lmao even

>>151609963
1-0

>>151609963
>precisión de los pases 0% 0%

>>151609975
>pases 0
did you just watch a metegol match?

>>151610072
>6 yellow cards
>12 fouls
>1 red
>1 goal
We played murderball and won, santa fe just couldn't handle the BIG MILLOS COCK

tricolor bros, is it just me or it feels good to have a lateral like Enzo Diaz? the guy is a machine

I dont trust anybody named enzo

I'm tired of this copalib
We dont talk about football anymore

I try to talk about good laterais, about Gallardo, Fortaleza, etc. I even post webms and mp4
Yet you will only reply if someone post a fat or a semi naked whore

But the worst that is that you will accuse me of being "off topic"

Yesterday I tried talking about tactics as well, showing that 2-4-2 and 3-6-1 was a common tactic pre-1950

Have you guys watched the latest Storable Futebol video?
It's about kit autism, worth a watch

I.hope galo doesmt win sula

>>151610454
I hope you hit your toe on a table leg

A wolrd in which galo paid all its debts

How do I edit my previous post

>martial arts movie
>protagonist has been taught to use it for defense
>antagonist has been taught to use it for killing
>they fight and protagonist wins
every single time
and I wouldn't have it any other way

/copatv/

>>151610688
fuck off Larusso

How the fuck did venezuela manage to fumble this qualifier
Unbelievable

>>151610879
Colombian racism

>>151610879
They were shit enough to lose to chile
and pretty much every team away
they also completely shat the bed away. Funny thing is that Bolivia also choked some home matches, but you know what really helped? getting 6 points vs chile.
lmao

>>151589278
it took me nearly 10 hours but it's done now
https://rentry.org/copalib-schedule

>>151611013
obrigado

>>151611013
can you change the color of the text so the links get highlighted?

>>151611011
They have good players. Bolivia has 1 or 2 good players. Why cant they have a top 5 team.

>>151609898
Perro invasor
>>151609918
Yes and it's great. I think white beans are better than black beans for feijoada, while black beans are better for everyday meals.

>>151611127
>I think white beans are better than black beans
Saying something like this in public is considered a first degree felony in Brazil.

The issue..Mirassol folha de salário os low, but PCC dominates that part of the state of Sao Paulo
They give 2 million reais per win to the players through "premiação"

Mirassol is near MT border: Sojeiros who sell cocaine and own 70% of Brazil

Think about it
"Agro é forte" meu caralho

reminder that these votes count the same as yours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnnLJzPe4BA

>>151611330
Sao paulo has no border with MT

actually my vote count twice as yours

>>151611383
>reminder that these votes count the same as yours
YOu are talking bad about our sacred democracy?

>>151611396
things like this is why you should completely ignore this retard's posts

>>151611396
it does

>>151611406
i'm saying dumb people count the same as you, right or left

>>151611441
Please show me the border between SP and MT on this map

MS and MT same shit, soja jews

>>151611403
I won't vote so 0x2=0

Why is it so early

>>151611488
MS people get very offended when someone says this
They always complete "do sul!!"

>>151611514
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151611536
Past two weeks you guys made threads with 480 replies

what the fuck is that thread, someone make a good OP

>>151611553
Why are you so resentful

>>151611590
You got it boss.

>>151611604
>>151611604
>>151611604

>>151611611
Kek dont do him like this

>>151611471
Its a spiritual border

fuck a.nal