Thread 151590059

welcome to pepe

>>151590059 (OP)
This image is racist

>>151590148
no u

>>151590148
panama fucken hell cuz thats a long walkabout haha

iggs

>>151591324
Crisp

Up and at em'

shit thread

Good morning alf

the mighty west coast eagles
the greatest football team in the world

>>151591324
Will never be good again

'fee: on
bowl: packed
church: attended
dog: walked
fuck yeah luv me sunday.

we're the eagles
the west coast eagles
and we're here
to show you why

>>151602365
No way you did all that shit before 9:30

>>151592882
Who isvtgat

>>151602615
>we're here to show you why
>proceeds to lose by 126 points

fucking hell I need to coom. I woke up lying face down thrusting the bed to stimulate my penis. I’d rather have a heroin addiction than this. hope for me, lads

Porn makes you a bisexual cuck, flee from the porn jew

>>151603179
they aren't norf champ

Heaps of crispy sports on today

>>151603259
You're in my prayers, manipulating my youtube algorithm to show inspiring Christian content helped me a lot with this cancerous addiction, picking up a hobby is always good too as idle hands are the devil's playthings, now i use my hands to touch my keyboard instead of my peepee

>>151603432
Like what??

>>151603450
Also to add, note down how unrewarding watching porn is, is the short lived dopamine hit worth the guilt, low self esteem and shame you feel after watching that disgusting garbage

Might cook something new today

Porn is based as fuck. Might watch some right now and jerk my penis accordingly.

>>151604790
cringe me yesterday

POWAH

are you lads going to watch north melbourne break the win streak record today

Could North Melbourne women beat West Coast men?

>>151605398
No

North Melbourne women couldn't beat an amateur B grade men's side

west coast men beat themselves
pissweak football club

I have child bearing hips

>>151603548
farmers
farmers mums iykwim haha

>>151605931
this but beat them off

>>151604023
based new rare steak chad

>>151603259
>hope for me, lads
hope won't get you laid mate

Ok, which one of youse was it?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-26/lions-support-on-being-found-at-gabba/105929960

>>151607142
>/afl/
>ever having a gf

>>151607142
Bane are too busy buying premierships thanks to their sponsor Youi (you insured)

whats this guys obsession with youi

God made me a virgin cause he wants me to find a Christian wife instead of a hellbound harlot

be pretty fucked if god didnt make babies virgins

>>151607349
honestly? based

youisperg

>>151607349
it's true tho

Someone just yucked my yum...

>>151605398
Yeah probably

north having a better season than the 2000 bombers

thought it was cody weightman who kicked that goal. nope some chick.

>>151602704
Yep. you snooze you lose. and God hates lazy people.

>>151602742
Two time Norm Smith medal winner Will Ashcroft.

>>151607243
dolly is a female resembling companion whom is regularly fucked. thats sort-of a girlfriend by queensland stakes.

>>151607349
No idea. Is Youi anymore prominent than any other team's sponsors? I guess they use some Lions players in their ads but so does Maccas so hardly unique.

probably buscunt hating on car insurance

>>151604023
I did that yesterday. told perplexity I had a smoked ham hock and asked what I could do with it. After the response, I altered the prompts to how I could cook it best. because it certyainly could'nt fit in my arse like it suggested.

>>151610213
I have never discussed Youi (no need to)

Unironically watching the norfettes to see if they’re as good as they say

>>151609936
Oh… wow

>>151609936
>fake tan
>fake teeth
>fake blonde
>fake smile
nah

>>151610991
You'd knock out your mother just to stick your dick in her.

>>151611031
no

>>151611057
lol what a fag

>>151611118
no

>>151611163
yes

think i have alcohol withdrawal

>>151611205
no but steven lay

womens sport is not a sport

when is the north melbourne streak dvd coming out

>here is my copy pasta success story for true anons on a Sundee

Okay.

What I did should help alot of people

I was an Alcoholic for one, nearly two years. It started as keeping a bottle in my house. I would go through that in a month. I did use it to relax. But it got worse. One became two and so on, untill I was drinking everyday. I would wake up and my brain demanded that I drink. It wasn't too bad as watching Dr.Phil had a guy drink up to thirty cans in one day. My worst was a 6-pack and cans of premix. Step 1: Magnesium got rid of the craving but the boredom was left. My stimulus was drinking. I turned to it. It has the same principle as snaking. I thought maybe I was rewarding myself by drinking and using that system to fulfil it. Would upping my dopamin in my brain alleviate this? is that possible? Yes it is, for me and my individual brain chemistry. yes you can increase dopamine from the foods you eat. it takes time. Maybe 5 months which may not be bad for some, but the payoff is worth your effort. Serotonin too. That is also involved in boredom. Now my stimulus has turned to other things and i haven't thought or even got tempted when i go to the shops. I can watch a movie without eating popcorn. it has changed my life. Now I am the opposite: looking after myself can be addicting! I wonder If any of my bros do this ... I jot down useful nutrition information and it all comes together like a painting.

not reading all that shit

>>151611376
based ADHD untrue anon

Three lines or fewer. Thanks. Not here to read essays.

>>151611342
Main this about changing habits is actually being ready to make the change, all the information and strategies in the world will fail until a person truly decides they’re ready

Really need to get out of bed but it's so comfy.

>>151611500
based cat

>>151611481
its muh story, i'll work on it, add things, remove stuff. Thought the first sentences would entice readers

u cunce r actually kinda cool

I hate my mother

>>151611342
Thanks bro. I'm gunna try again soon.

the youi lions

haven't jacked off in a week and have 0 desire to
my sex drive seems to have died completely somehow

what’s the point

>>151612302
Really? I went a week and a few days in was getting random boners. I felt I was going to erupt when I finally had a wank but in the end it just pitifully dribbled out. Felt good though.

I thought you were supposed to not jack off to increase your sex drive and seek sex with a woman?

>>151612325
to smoke meats

>>151612302
based flatliner. some chronic porn abusers have reported flatlining for over a year before their libido returns. i think the length of the flatline is equal to how fucked your porn addiction was.

>>151612388
Love this mick

>>151612363
yeah this is weird first time it's happened to me where my sex drive seems fucked, might be because i'm a bit sick as well
at this point i'm just going to try not fap until i actually really want/need to and see how long it is until that happens
>>151612404
hmm hopefully it's not that bad we'll see

>>151612388
based microdoser

Played through halo reach last night, what a game

>>151612423
I can tell you how bad it will be
>go to /gif/ page 1
>which thread do you click first

>>151612423
i flatlined for 2 months once. the worst thing you can do right now is fap just to see if your shit still works. basically resets you from the start.

>>151611309
wait out for the dvda dvd. heaps better

almost 4 PM and I have not masturbated or looked at porn

>>151612693
>politely walk out
YUH YUH HATING!!!!!

who turned out the lights

>>151612693
vile schlomo newspaper

>>151612467
yeah i'll just abstain long as i can thanks

>sending money to fund isis war = bad
>sending money to fund israel war = good

will you answer

>>151612693
MASCOT OF BASED

>>151612706
he backflipped out

>>151612746
That's literally all newspapers.

>>151612689
fucken lazy shitbird. smoke a point and get to it. cock's not going to wank itself.

there's a mrs carlton blues? thats wholesome.

Why am I getting a headache?

richmond was not a good team
they got lucky playing two interstate teams who shit the bed and a meme covid flag

>>151612891
premenstrual

>>151612899
Nah, I never get the things and I haven't done anything differently today.

>>151612914
you're pregnant

>>151612891
Dehydration.

>>151612894
Cap

>>151612891
It sounds like AIDS to me
t. AIDS doctor

>>151612891
you stopped drinking

>>151607142
>ex bf works at gabba
>run into him
>he must have called the lions membership team to find me!!!!!
women have crazy imaginations

how come whenever something antisemitic happens there is no proof

>>151613129
display of incredible narcissism really. I noticed they'd started trying to station the same seccy and stadium staff in the same place for every game a couple seasons ago. noticed because the rotation of jeets saaring me about my seat I've been in for twenty years disappeared and got replaced by a young white bloke who is nice to mumza and doesn't hassle any of the regular attendees.

>>151613342
Stop noticing things, goy.

>>151613342
wdym, the poof is the claim goy

don't give a fuck about jews but you blokes are legit mentally ill and obsessed with them. jds. jewish derangement syndrome.

>>151613405
jds is josh daicos syndrome champ.

I have Dave Syndrome.

>>151613405
Don't get mad at people just because you're ignorant.

gaza

third smelly brown western bulldogs list manager of the day

I figured out how to fix footy

>>151609936
>absolute slop sneakers on display
grim, cute girl though good for him

ndis
nick daicos insurance scheme

>>151613687
Pies need one. Imagine how fucked they'll be if he does an ACL. 40% of their team's scoring goes through him.

fuck your club's future i want personal glory as a premiership coach, don't give a fuck about you, not my problem once i'm gone

Saw lettuce live last Friday night, don't tell /cric/

whats for dinner

>>151613762
haha cheeky fly's been let out!

>>151613841
Chicken and veggies.

>>151613850
>veggies
based four year old toddler or idiot woman trying to sound 'cute'

the fuck is your problem

>>151613865
I have self-esteem issues

>>151613854
Shut up, cunt.

absolutely pissing down

>>151612811
>refuse to do your job
>get sacked
Shocking

>>151613881
Has been doin that all day here and there was thunder about half an hour ago but looking out the window now there's blue sky.

>>151613877
don't talk like a retard then

>>151613929
>Getting bent out of shape over the word "veggies"
Stop being an autistic faggot with no friends and a family that hates him.

>>151613940
family who* hates him.
if you're going to insult me at least do it properly

>>151610991
>implying you'd stick it in your mother
reckon you're the fag champ

>>151613987
no

has nick daicos got his bumhole blown out in london yet

>>151613954
>hates
hate*
if you're going to correct someone at least do it correctly

>>151614000
>someone at
someone, at*
if you're going to correct someone, at least do it correctly

>>151613841
dishwasher steak

>>151614000
>In British English, 'family' can be singular or plural depending on whether you want to emphasise the family as a single unit or as a group of individuals.
Idiot pseud.

>>151603573
I will fuck my missus and then jerk off next to her while she sleeps later that night, just high T things mate

>>151607142
these types won't be happy until a """""domestic violence""""" accusation results in execution - no trial, no appeal.

>choose bay boy over nice guy
>why does he beat me its not fair!!!

>>151614086
no but port phillip bay iykwim haha

mick, its not funny

mr worldwide

>>151614112
crazy how he has had a whole music career and essendon didnt win a final in that time

Not sure what to think about this veggie ‘mick

>>151614128
No one under the age of 22 has seen Essendon win a final.

i'm thinking mickhead
micksperg
mickspacky

why do you guys defend jews so much

>>151613841
Lamb koftas

My missus is legit dumb and gets defensive and shuts down whenever I try and have an intelligent conversation, but sick of it

>>151614224
stick to mafs

>>151614224
crisp adam hyde

>>151613841
fresh snapper

So drunk my ears are ringing

>>151614237
>iykwim haha

>>151614266
no but steven inebriate iykwim haha

>>151614266
pick up the phone dickhead

>>151614170
I do the opposite because I'm well-informed.

>>151614224
>trying to have an intelligent conversation
>with a woman
bit dim mate.

>>151614224
>Trying to have an intelligent conversation with women
You have only yourself to blame for expecting anything other than disappointment.

if ever you needed evidence that women are dumb as shit, I just had a woman tell me that if she allowed herself to see me again she'd end her marriage.
>throwing away your life for a weekend alcoholic who posts on /sp/
women are ngmi

>>151614323
Simps are the ones that aren't gonna make it. Some retard actually married that whore.

>>151614024
>friends
>family
?

>>151614141
go saints btw

>>151614323
you must be a real catch anon

>>151614309
this but questioning why it's okay to sell songs about sex to 12 year olds but why writing songs criticising jews is enough for Mr. Bond to get gaol for 10 years

Crazy aflw can break a 72yr old record when the league started only 10 years ago

>>151614398
sounds like the perfect job for you, mick. channel your inner charlie sheen and become a real life two and a half men 'mick.

>>151614384
not really, she's prob just got the tingles over high school history

men men men men manly men

>>151614408
women can do anything they put their minds to, chud.

>>151614408
AFL/VFL =/= AFLW

>>151614224
redpilled the exza on the jq but she still did dumb goyim shit
>>151614323
honestly dunno if it's a compliment this chick kept texting me for almost 2 years after it ended
just wish she sent me more nudes

>>151614408
have to wonder whether things like this are made by sinister marketing jews trying to annoy footy fans or genuinely oblivious women

>>151614437
>the tingles
thats herpes.

>>151614408
jesus christ this is the type of shit one should be able to sue for just out of interest for the common good

>rigging deals with gambling companies directly net afl house about fifty milly a year
>aflw costs afl house about fifty milly a year
hmm

>>151614429
no but steven will and grace iykwim haha

>>151614486
bit anti-equality (sexist (misogynistic)) sweaty do better x

>>151614456
probs both considering we lost the war and DEI exists

>>151614408
I don't know the name of a single Norf AFLW player.

>>151614408
and despite this every rooser will trade this sheilas success for a modicum of hope for the real team

>>151614555
they must all have spouses it seems

they killed MY bolties for this aflw nonsense. will never forgive them.

Done with this place for good. You losers need to grow the fuck up already.

>>151614594
See you tomorrow.

you need to fuck off to r/aflw already

did you fully sick ulehs watch the soccer this week or what?

>>151614602
>>151614610
>>151614611
samefag

>>151614323
>>>/r/thatreallyhappened

>>151614323
you can do her a big favour, end her loveless marriage and ensure she can never look to you again by murdering her husband

>>151614602
finna watch some dnegs now cheers cunt
stop feeding my addiction for the catds

>>151614696
she can if she doesn't find out who dunnit
big think

>>151614696
nah, I found out before that if women look to you to "rescue" them from a marriage or relationship they will eventually look to someone else to rescue them from you. Best predictor of future behavior is past behavior and it's just awful karma for that level of female retardation. Guy is fighting hard for his marriage and family I'm not going to be the one to ruin it. Women are a disgrace.

>>151614728
but you already slept with her yes?

Fuck racists, homophobes and sexists

I'm a racist, sexist, gay hater

>>151614735
just after high school almost 10 years ago, not since.

>>151614745
Just say "normal".

>>151614750
mindlessly repeating /pol/ contrarianism isn't "normal"

>>151614728
p-past behaviour is no indicator of future behaviour, chud!
>151614737
applied for a reddit account yet mate

>Getting a star in SM64 using just ONE button
PannenKINO is incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7VhlsqeeqI

>>151614746
ah
yeah women are just whores, can be tough for younger guys to first learn that

>>151614313
>>151614319
It wasn’t even that intellectual I just pointed out how it’s interesting that people outside the Middle East wouldn’t have even lamb koftas until relatively recently

>>151614775
>>>/r9k/

>>151614763
Everyone has grown to hate you.

>>151614800
>everyone is like the anons in my echo chamber
lol, lmao

>tfw gay
"enjoy" your "women" lmao

right wingers are dumb as fuck, there isn't a single living right wing intellectual

>>151614775
>get told women are security seeking creatures
>woman has the security of a house and a husband who makes mid 6 figures
>still wants to fuck some loser who excites her
not even mad anymore just over it, how am I supposed to settle down with my girlfriend knowing that this happening to me is a real possibility in the future

>>151614816
this comment just highlights how retarded you are

>>151614822
>how am I supposed to settle down with my girlfriend knowing that this happening to me is a real possibility in the future
Get off this shithole and 4chan in general, easy solution

imagine having a gf

>>151614825
>this comment just highlights
>just
You would be more convinced if you had more confidence mate.

>>151590059 (OP)
Who'd like to hear my opinions of the free to air tele I'm currently watching?

It's Border Security. I have many opinions on the opeople who appear in this show, most if not all of them are very racist in nature.

>>151614834
convincing*
Auto-correct, sorry.

>>151614834
you are retarded, big man on campus fantasy playing out inside of your head

>>151614816
no but steven brain

>>151614839
I have only one opinion about Bore-der Security: It's boring as fuck

>>151614839
all those airport and customs pricks need a roundhouse kick to the head

if you get caught doing dumb shit at the border, on film why would you sign the waiver so they can put your face on TV? it's all fake lads

>>151614876
good point, are they offered a little bit of cash?

>>151614882
no but steven pay

>>151614882
interesting, maybe the producers pay their fine or a portion of it to use their footage. Still though.

>>151614839
My favourite Border Security episode is the one where a Chinese person is trying to bring weird food into the country without declaring it.

>>151614876
Airports are Federal. By entering them you consent to your likeness, audio etc to be used in whatever manner the gubmint sees fit.

>>151614896
yeah that's a good point too

>>151614896
it's an interesting discussion

>>151614822
just get jacked and tan lol lmao even

>>151614905
haven't seen that one.

>>151614906
but you have a television production crew entering the airport to film a commercial venture. Airports being Federal is one thing but using your image or likeness in a show without your consent is another thing, especially if you play the Abo card and the camera stealing your soul etc.

>>151614775
>>151614918
i'm literally the same guy who this girl from my past is trying fuck again

a lot of off topic posts in this thread iykwim haha

>>151614934
off topic posts for the off season innit

>>151614906
>imagine being this retarded you've never seen a single episode of bordèr secueity where they blur a cunt's face
kys ypuself cheers champ

/alf/ general for general afl discussion.
"general" is a wide reaching word.

it's Monday tomorrow

>>151614953
it's an interesting discussion

Quick, discuss the best co-captains in the AFL.

>>151614962
having multiple captains is woke

>-general
>wide reaching
no, really?
what the fuck else does general mean you fucking idiot

>>151614967
Maybe if your team had co-captains you would have won a premiership.

>>151614972
that's a loaded question

>>151614972
this is the second time i've been wrongly called a fucking idiot on /afl/ and i DON'T appreciate it. Do better

>>151614962
zach merrett and andy mcgrath

>>151614967
agree

i can see crippa winning his third brownlow next year

i can see next year being worse than this year for me as this year was worse than the previous year and so on

>>151614953
Melbourne Cup next Tues is what keeps me running
Then the Christmas break thereafter

>>151615063
Why would things get better, Anon?

>>151615082
only good thing about melb cup is that i will get paid slightly more for that week, other than that it is the same old depressive life.

i was put in prison for six months for doing something similar to lous ck and yet he never went to prison. such is life as one of the chosen tribe.

Why's everyone and his dad been to prison in this general?

cops are dogs innit

remember when louis used to say nigger

not prison but had to go to court once and say very sorry coppers I'm a good boy

i got in trouble for tagging up trains when i was around 11 by the pigs

>illegal to graffiti on trains and buildings
>completely legal to graffiti on your own skin

been watching family guy shorts for 10 hours straight

imagine graffiting a footyball ground

>>151615101
>doing something similar to lous ck
How did it differ from what he did?

>>151615118
>>151615165

Concerning, isn’t it

>>151615134
He stopped?

Done my second liquid North Melbourne Football Club of the day, three yesterday.

No one in this general has been to prison

>>151615197
you did an equal record breaking win streak?