Thread 151590741

Schaub is God.

Laura "Reminds me of what my brother did to me" Sanko

>let’s talk about Dern’s dad instead of showing fights
Literally kys ESPN

Sanko deserves to be gangbanged weekly

Should I let my girl get a nose job and lip filler? She wants to look like a k pop chick

>Dern speaks
I mute.

>>151590797
she looks and sounds israeli

POG WAR GAMES!!!!!!!!!

PICKS POSTER DROP IT NOW! ONE LAST TIME!

Niggas really be frowning on living with cats and eating while watching heems huh

ITS TIME FOR AI BOOKING, WRASSLIN FANS! HOPE YOU LIKE THE NEW TKO ERA.

Boycoting this straw weight fight.

The Tomalajeets meltdown will be legendary

yeah, i bet dern's dad was very thorough training her

Tom vs Jon at Hell in a Cell

is putting away 10+ beers before 10 am binge drinking or smart because I pass out early?

Megaton Peeass

>>151590797
>I like to a train bery hard for dis camp
fucking dumbass bitch
you're from arizona you fake titted skank

>>151590797
Let’s not pretend that she doesn’t look like Charle.

>>151590797
her face is too big for her head. shes not attractive

Hello
Me name i makcenii derr
me no spee goo engli

>Card tonight is on Paper View in bongland just because muh bri’ish champ

Okay that seals it im rooting for that fucking Tom nigger to get heemed by Gane, absolute judiasm at play here because of this Tomala cunt

>>151590839
Absolute perfection

UK fans why did TNT show the Prelims and then switch over to baseball? It doesn’t appear to be on anything else now

>>151590830
you should see her dad

>english speaker have to listen to DC anik and fucking Laura Senko
Grim

>>151590847
Beer is Haram, brazza. Drink Kvass instead

>>151590840
>You realise now that the Indian Flag looks like an asshole in the middle and you can never unsee it again

Youre welcome

>>151590844
You think he was hot dogging her buns?

rakic is going to die, isn't he?

My picks?
TOM
VIRNA
Bautista
Volkov
Azamat

>>151590797
Jesus what happened? Did she get cosmetic surgery in a tire shop?

Rakic is back baby. KO in the 2nd

>>151590833
it is too late for you

>>151590817
I haven't watched an unmuted card since Dan hardy.

LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC

>>151590871
Welcome bruder now say >me son

Dern is a double bagger

The Chin will be there for Rakić.

Why did I pick Alexander? Because I will never pick a Russian Muslim. Simple as.

>>151590797
i'm not wrong if i call her a butterface, right?

Tonight's drink

>>151590913
I HAD TO CHANGE FROM RAKIC
I JUST REALIZED THIS NIGGA HASN'T WON SINCE 2021 AND GOT KO'D TWICE IN THAT TIME

just gonna do one little bump so im not starving until i run and grab food

>>151590815
(Repost)
Yeah she will probably leave you eventually but she will practice sucking dick with you so that'll be a fun few months

What a revolting mentally ill freak

>>151590928
One on her head, one on your meng, b?

>>151590873
She's so cool

>>151590936
No that has always been accurate.

Tom
Jandiroba
Umar
Volkov
Murzakanov

>>151590933
based

Murzdaddy!

ermmmm you’re gonna want to screencap this post because, well, it’s a doozy
I actually predict that Gane will win for - erm you guessed it - for the meme

give a good stream you rat fucks

Reminder that Azamat is 26 years old.

Honestly, qrd on the picks guy? is he the most autistic UFC fan ever?

>>151590945
Turn your monitor on

>>151590965
>Tom
Bookies love 'im

>>151590979
ufcfightpass.com

>the MMA heavyweight phenom who is heeming basically every opponent wtih an accumulated fight time of virtually 2 minutes vs. the heavyweight jobber who ditches an advantageous position for heel hooks.
imagine trying to hype this shit.

Tim Boetsch lookin ahhhhh

>>151589161
gane
dern
umar
volkov
rakesh

>>151590980
>26 years old
>is a HEEMER unlike the other russian muzzie rats
based

>>151590979
>>151590983
you don't deserve statehood

>>151590941
There are no take backs, your fate is sealed

>>151590983
Just a bit of thread interaction lad

stream pls?

Russia

Azamat is like a modern Fedor, a slightly chubby, shorter guy for the division, but weirdly fast and hits hard as fuck

>>151590979
I would’ve given you one had you asked politely. Now I’m just going to piss on you.

>>151590979
https://steameasta.app/links/ufc-321-aspinall-vs-gane-2294982

Post hot chicks

CAM ON JANDIROBA

Every loss Dern has makes the likelihood of onlyfans increase exponentially.

>>151590965
asprinall
dern
umar
almeida
rakic

>>151590979
strmd.link

ngl rakic looks like an islamic extremist

>>151590979
*unzips*

props for picking azamat

Assabrap Poosuckanov vs Analsandar Brapic

>>151590983
He's a gigachad who almost died last year during penis reduction surgery

>>151591018
Based

>>151591010
NOOOOOOO

Rakic is soft because he grew up outside of Serbia. If he actually lived there, he'd have beaten Jan and Jiri

>>151591018
Rakic is a modern beast. Basically a specimen of megafauna from the ice age brought to life in the 21st century

I genuinely hate Rakic so god damn much. I hope he gets heemed.

>>151591017
He should win but I think he's greatly diminished since the injury

you didn't pick this guy, right?

rakic is my orthobro

azamat has the worst russian accent among every ufc brazza

wait when tf did gooden get here?

>>151591041
Jandiroba should KO Dern and then rape her.

>>151591017
Better to get my picks weemed than EVER shame myself by picking a brazzoid

>>151590963
And humble too what a true champion she is

>>151591086
Hey man, he has a decision win over THE Anthony Smith

>>151591088
your boy got humilated today b

Rakic sucks. Murzakondom will konck him out

>>151590936
Her body is nice and her face is average, not ugly. I wouldn't feel ashamed after a cheeky shag.

>>151591086
all of those were spiritual wins

>>151591102
Japs conside this disgustingly obese btw. No wonder they're going extinct

>>151591065
No he wouldn't have.

>>151591086
Only lost to BEASTS, this muzzmuzz is light work for him.

>>151591123
i pity the state of german women if you actually think this

I'm afraid that Gane's BBC will make AGPinall addicted to BBC and HRT forever....

AZAMATBROS ITS FINALLY OUR TIME
TOO BAD HES TOO OLD HE WON'T BE CHAMP BUT HE CAN WIN THIS

I feel like having the gameplan of going slow and winning cardio is a bad play with azamat. azamat isn't a cardio machine but he needs time to find his range, every fight he's had was defined by getting more accurate over time, you should trounce him early.

>>151591119
my boy hasnt fought yet

>>151591149
Paws off she is mine

>>151591086
beat volkan
beat jan until freak accident
was beating jiri until the samurai autism
beat ankalaev

>>151591134
It is, her tits are tricking you into thinking otherwise

big return to form for rakesh

>>151591151
>white soillenial male humour

Rakic is about to make this shit look easy

>>151591134
that is pretty fat for the normal jap

>>151591077
tsmt, I still remember when he discrespected błachowicz.

bautista will heem the churka because it'd be the funniest way for the fight to go. betting 1 entire american dollar on it

gee, what I wonder who will win this fight. Will it be the guy who is younger, taller, and with a longer reach, or will it be the obese retard?

>>151591214
You'd be surprised b

Rakic was literally piecing Jiri up until Jiri activated heem mode. If you think he’s washed because he’s in the L column youre retarded. He weems this brazznig.

>>151590797
She's gorgeous :D

>>151591102
copeola

me and my homie azamat just parked our slab outside bang bang skeet skeet nigga

>>151591214
Be perpared to look foolish b

>>151591190
>disrespects Jan
>gets KO'd by Jan
Why do people keep doing this? Jan seems to have a good record of knocking out the people who disrespect him.

>>151591214
You'd have lost a lot of money on Fedor

>the professional
>looks like a bum
rakic is heeming this lardo

This Azamat guy from fucking Jersey? Heard he's an interior decorator, heemed 50 czechoslovakians

can someone lend me 10 bucks

>>151590797
Dern is the type of girl that is not very photogenic in pictures but seems to look great in person

Lets be honest, there's like no chance we see a black ufc champ anytime in the next 2 years

Wheres the bautista poster ? Need to ask him something

>>151590944
I’ll just wait then see if we get married

>>151591214
the shorter older guy's a knockout artist and undefeated

I think rakic is a retard t b h and will find away to fuck this up

Predictions for tonight?
ASSPINALL is gonna KO Ciryl and I geto Mac Dern winning. Bet the house on it. other fights don't matter

>>151591047
Urubro with the hook up, thanks

Have never seen that site before, but already seems so much better than the typical streameast type shit

Goddamn I'm ugly

Why are you people calling Azamat a brazza when he’s just some bald russian?

>>151591187
props for knowing abus makes quality locks

>>151591269
monitor

Holy crap he's small and fat and bald and swings like a monkey retard. This is Fyodor in the flesh

>>151591278
>not very photogenic
>seems to look great in person
simp cope

anik needs to shut the fuck up and let sanko run the show

>>151591151
just for this he needs to lose, he did the same shit at the press conference. also his ugly tatoos, fuck you

Sanko is wet af

Laura gushing a bit

>>151591165
Skinnyfats and dadbods often have decent enough cardio

>>151591249
nice

sanko needs to shut the fuck up and let anik run the show

SLAAAAAAV FIIIIIIGHT

>>151591328
I'm listening to Jycken on Swedish commentary

>>151591328
Sanko needs to run a razorblade up her fucking carotid

>>151591249
I get that reference!

>>151591307
bodied that freak

>>151591352
>when spammy responds to you

>>151591352
someone edit this with derns ass

Oh…I forgot how rakic usually wins his fights

rakic trying to outbrazza the brazza kek

>>151591342
>>151591346
Genuinely feel bad for her husband, I bet you she'd be a hotwife in another timeline

>>151591275
Toby will pay for sex tapes

nontnet fight

i just automatically assume the brown muscular man will win

honestly anik needs to shut the fuck up and only speak when addressed

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Disgustingly early stoppage

Is Azamat muslim or a norma Russian? Need to know so I can boy or not.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM AZAMAT

:]

HEEEEEEEEEEEM
KWAB

TOTAL LANKLET DEATH

PICKS HEEMYYYYYYY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

WEEEEEEEEM TOLD YOU

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

LMAO
Lanklet bros?? Your excuse?

The fat Russian retard ALWAYS wins

RAKIC YOU FUCKING DISGRACE

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

tehe, murzakano bros you ok?

(I typed this message at the start of round 1 btw and will send it regardless of the outcome)

lol what the fuck is his problem

fucking russki dog

HEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEMED TO PFL

Kek rip picks

HEEM CHECK HOOKY

fuck

KEK reachcels BTFO. Short kangs win again.

rakic is so flushed SAD

>>151590938
why long pekkä?

Early

BRAZZA BROS!!!!

>>151591214
LOL THE BETTER FIGHTER WON RETARD

Ummm...
lankletcels...

Kek get fucked Rakic

fat retards we stay winning

picks fucking heemed

>>151591214
KWAB

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

RAKICFAGS LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
NICE TAKEDOWN SHOTS YOU STUPID FAGGOT LMAO
LOL
HASN'T WON SINCE 2021

Poor little piggy

Raped by a sexy brazza daddy

>>151591287
WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YA

>>151591214
swede intellect

RAKIC FUCKING SUCKS KEK I TOLD YOU

fuck this fat bald fuck

shelled up to a jab, pathetic

JAB HEEEEEEM

He's flushed, chin is gone

Like a light heavyweight yan

Rakic should retire

>>151591214
KWAB

Is rakic chin completely deleted or what? how does he get ko'd from that short hit?

Fucking kek

>Knocks him out with a jab
Yah, this guy is based.

I told you Rakic’s chin was flushed

why don’t you ever LISTEN to me heem? I am always right

WHY IS THERE A WOMAN COMMENTATOR
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED

I will happily take a first round ko in exchange for heeming my picks

Rakic is finished

>>151590938
Jesus christ man

SANKO TUMMY ALERT

this brazza has been suspended multiple times for roiding

Serbs can't fight

>>151591511
Big win for the country of Mexico.

Yea Rakic is getting cut,

This guy looks handsome but cannot fight, 4th loss in a row, wow

>>151591423
what the fuck do u think nigga

What now sweden? Whannao?

>>151591551
it was a pretty clean hit

rakic bros, this wasnt part of the script??

>>151591551
It was a slip

>brutally heemed by a jab
kek, RakBITCH is done

I’ve seen enough. Murzdaddy rapes AGPoatan

>>151591491
You were advised not to. >>151591086

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU /HEEM/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK RAKIC

>>151591551
Maybe Azamat hits really, really hard

Really though that right hand was beautiful

>plug my laptop into my tv for better heem viewing
>missed the heem
Just end my misery

This nigga from New Jersey blud

Talloids on suicide watch

>>151590965
main card picks are a lock now

it's so over

>Pakoids claiming Azamat as a brazza just because he’s Russian

Shameful, shows how little prawlspects they have now kek.

>>151591573
what fuck I missed it

>>151591351
right. azamat isn't bad, but what really defines him is that he gets more accurate as the fight goes and then just lands the perfect strike. almost every fight he's won so far was by one well-placed shot, not flurries or pounding or combos

>>151590797
the wall is undefeated, brother

>>151591565
why are muslims so scared of women which are just people with wet holes

>>151591300
HE'S CIRCASSIAN

>He bet on the lanklet
OH NO NO NO NO

HEEEEEEEEEEM
Russkies, dags, chechens, georgians etc always deliver some sort of HEEM

Rakic slipped and the ref made a bad call. It happens, it's the sport

Feels good manlet master race

Someone explain why I can't come to like even 1 muslim fighter. I kinda like the values they preach but something is off about them and I can't put my finger on it

This doo parties with Vinny and Snooki

conscript murzakanov and let him die in a field in ukraine, trash human

Azamat is like the anti-daggy muzzie.
>NO FUCK YOU S*RBIAN RAT, WE WILL STAND AND BANG
*rolls out of the takedown attempt*
*heems RAKshit with a jab*
holy based

>>151591625
>little
They don't have any

Artem sounds like that?

>retards are calling that a jab
No that was a fucking killer cross

Rakic rekt

>>151591417
i anik so much. he was so lucky to be chosen by espn to commentate. he literally brings nothing

based Artem

>>151591086
Imagine

>ko'd by a jab
certified kwab

>>151591640
Kek luckily I placed two

>>151591640
>all these retards picked ratshit

Translator has more emotion than the retard brazza himself

Boomer comentator just said rakic should change sports lmao

>>151591625
>

guys I think I might have a better chin than Rakic, it might be time for my run to gold

I like Azamat. Brazzas who heem are alright with me

The way rakic curled up like a bitchass nigga is crazy

>>151591672
Disqualify this fraud

was it jab ko

>>151591640
Rakic ruined my picks because I forgot he hasn't won since 2021...

>>151591640
holy kek are people this stupid

>>151591671
It was a step in right hook

Gane is growing more powerful

>>151591640
>multiple anime posters unheemed
really makes you think

>>151591647
its that muslims hate all non-muslims, even if they lie about it. it is clear in their mannerisms and actions. they are a classless people

>>151591565
Skanko is unironically one of the best commentators, she must have absorbed MMA knowledge from all the fighters and coaches she's fucked.

>>151591647
>something is off about them and I can't put my finger on it

they are 2nd world muslims

>>151590741 (OP)
bro's leg was twitching

Lmfao how the fuck did Rakic get dropped by that and instantly quit like plzzz plzz don't hit me! Disgraceful

I think Jiri is to chinny for him

>>151591640
Ya'll really picked exploded knees Rakic, like, seriously, like, not as a joke

>>151591640
Absolute fucking cazzies with 0 eye test

>>151591640
thats how you know non of these niggas in /heem/ know ball

stream plssss

Black ops 7 should be good

>>151591672
Are you really such a loser you cheat at the picks? Unreal

Yan always about the fans what a peach

>>151591640
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT HEEM IS FUCKING RETARDED

>be 6'5 specimen
>can't take a hit
heh, manlets are simply too strong.

Volkov looks like AI paddy

Laura "Big Brap" Stanko

Doo look like a mega-evolution of Paddy now

>>151591712
he was posing like Nick Diaz and dumbshit ref called early stoppage

>>151591725
woke troon slop

>>151591640
>most people who chose Rakić coincidentally picked Thom as well
Oh no, oh nononono

I haven't watched MMA since GSP re-retired, it's crazy how I recognize literally zero of these people on the entire card. Aren't these all undercard level dudes? The era of legends is truly dead with JBJ gone.

Kek steve harvey got a bigger pop than shabbos silva

ITS JAILTON TIME GO GO GO LETS GO

It's funny how all the actual Arabs are clean shaven or have moustaches, while Brazzas grow those big, disgusting beards

Soft chins

>>151591672
Cheating chink

>>151591716
kek they did

Rakic's last three wins are Thiago Santos (2021), Anthony Smith (2020), and Jimi Manuwa (2019)

Why's that Azamat guy look so shy and humble? Is he autistic?

>>151591755
Based

ban sweden from heem

>>151591723
>>>151591047

i love these rich sandniggers making the cards at a normal time

>>151591716
they fell for the height and reach meme anon lmao

>Volkov still Paddymaxxed

He’s losing again

steve harvey lookin to poo in some mouths

never bet against 5’11 dad bod fighters

I'll let you guys in on a little secret. Rakic is involved with the serbian mafia, he took a dive.

>>151591640
Bunch of retarded fucking cocksucking slobs. I didnt get my picks in but so far Im 100%

>>151591755
Based.

>>151591729
Hey bud things are going pretty rough for me rn you know I deserve zis

>>151591757
Zesty

LETS GO, MALHABROS.
ITS TIME TO HEEM THE STANDING RAIL

The type of "heem" that makes me wonder if a suspicious volume of bets were placed on the winner somewhere

>>151591647
if muslims had power they would destroy everyone but since they are weak they act like they are innocent people minding their own /biz/ meanwhile they hate kuffars with burning passion. muslims hate shia muslims, china, europe, russia, india.

>>151591640
why the fuck would anyone ever pick rakic hahahahahahahah wtf i thought you guys were fans of the sport

>>151591725
>COD!!!!
(I play warzone)

>>151591775
Really?
Bullying?

large paddy pimblett coming in vs jalton

im betting against ass pinal. the odds are too much

>>151591757
This nigga is 100% a homosexual gay who has a fetish for white boys, he has so many red flags

Rakic can’t fucking strike

>>151591814
any more cope?

why are serbs such losers against muslims?

>>151591791
this makes sense to me

early stoppage

>>151591775
Shut your mouth, Nerijus
I'll never forget what you did to Lisa Holm

Just how bad is Anthony Smith

>>151591775
Now hear me out, don't do that.

All the facts speak against it happening but i'm personally manifesting a Volkov win here

>>151591790
>6 inches shorter and have a 6.5 inch disadvantage in reach
>stuffs the takedown attempts
>jabs RAKshit out
Azamat might be the most based muzzie on the UFC roster.

>>151591776
>strmd.link
site doesnt load for me

Azamat Murzakanov was born on April 12, 1989, in the village of Kyzburun III (now Dygulybgey), Kabardino-Balkaria

Rakic needs to hang it up. Glass chin and no ko power.

>>151591791
He looked happy when he talked to azamat. Something fishy going on.

Hopein volkov kills this guy

Almeida should be a -700 favorite

>>151591855
Yes.

>>151591814
can you explain exactly how this works? I don't understand gambling degeneracy since I don't partake in such sins.
So, you're saying Rakic took a dive?

>>151591640
MMA is really difficult to predict correctly, when you CAN predict it, the odds are dogshit because everyone knows it and even then... very very very volatile sport to bet on. People just get felted way too easily with all the ways to finish a fight.

>Volkov is balding
It's fucking over, bet the house on almeida

banger incoming i feel it

>>151591819
You never hear Muslims complain about the Chinese government oppressing the Uyghurs because they know the Chinese don't give a fuck about what they think. It's only weak western leftists who take them seriously

Rakic will be back.

Damn he even speaks like Paddy

reminder that volkov took gane to decision, ganefags will seethe

>>151591640
>70% of picks heemed by picking a guy whose best win was split decisioning anthony smith

what is going on with volkov's hair

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOG PADDY THE BAAAAADDY

>>151591864
behead your politicians, bruv
Alternatively get a VPN or at least switch your DNS.

>>151591723
The tennis threads always have pirate sites and they almost always have multiple sports. I got a link from the tennis thread and just clicked MMA on the site.

>>151591791
That checks out. Nobody is that fragile.

>>151591879
Yeah he dived right into a right hand

Total Aryan Victory vs Kara Boga

90 watching mma che live

Volkov beat Gane and got robbed. Dana said he would make it right. Instead Gane gets a title shot while volkov has to face a tough challenger.

I don't know why I picked Rakic. I guess I thought he could outpoint him because he was doing good against Jan until his knee exploded and did well against Ank. I should've known he's totally flushed.

No need to mention Pleasure Man in a negative light

>>151591640
props for picking Azamat Murzakanov

almeida probably by submission

>>151591891
turks cry about china though

>>151591917
padde=charmander
volkov=charmeleon
???=charizard

>>151591860
Why was Rakic even trying to take this guy down

Volkov looks like he has rurikid blood in him

Jailer has a gross belly button so he will lose

>>151591917
I don't recall this nigga looking this neanderthal in the past, is it roids?

>>151591814
Murzakanov was the favourite

>>151591791
This has to be it. That looked like a lame ass dive.

Volkov looking different, b
Got that gaijin ronin thing going on

>>151591928
ywnbaw

>>151591891
B no one cares about some uggers stop watching gb news or whatever drivel you do it's like tibet but 2020s version

>>151591819
They're the worst people on the entire planet. Even worse than Indians (Indians are just comic relief).

jailtons neck is literally twice thicker than mine

HAIL GANE
HAIL VICTORY

>>151591935
>Dana said

>>151591902
>70%
get your eyes checked b

>>151591855
Really bad.

>>151591936
I picked him also, I thought a guy at the end of 3 losses would finally be sick of losing

>>151591908
>>151591881
heemed his hairline with african hair

>>151591899
That fight was weird as shit. Both of them just kept body kicking.

>>151591640
man, that's surprising. i never even thought about picking rakic in that fight. maybe murzakanov is still under the radar because he's so inactive?

>>151591936
You watched these fights and still picked him?

>>151591946
That makes sense though, you're ethnically and culturally related to the Uyghurs

Volkov front kick ko

>>151591891
More like they dont care about the chink muslims

>>151591987
Hair doesn't matter when you're 6'7, bitches can't even see the top of your head.

serbussy belongs to mvslim bvlls

>>151591950
>be Rakic
>say Azamat isn't ready for 'this level' of fight
>tries to mix it up
>by taking down a russian muzzie
>Azamat looks bored of it
>heems Rakic with a jab
Rakic was trying to show him he wasn't 'ready' for that level of fighting, and got fucked for it.
Plus his chin is permaflushed.

15 seconds

>>151591935
Never trust Dana. Never trust your boss. Never trust anyone paid significantly more than you.
It's a slap in the face to Volkov that he has to fight this guy who will basically wrestlefuck anyone who doesn't have wrestling - like Volkov.

>>151591755
Crazy to think that this lil nigga is still the best fighter to ever compete in the sport. How come he loses so much despite that?

almeida is probably the smart pick but I will be a zigger

He's been in Jail-a-ton kek
Nigger

>>151591978
i'm not going to individually count every single post to see the ratios retard

Jailton finna get slept the exact same way as the Curtis fight.

>all I watch on instagram is animals killing animals
WTF bro?

>>151591936
Picked against Rakic because Rakic bitched about Jiri for years. Gossip wins championships.

>get home from gym
>rakic is kill
>picks heemd
night ruined desu

i wish i was alexander volkov

I made some amazing mayonnaise

imagine these two heavyweights taking their turns with sanko

Dana doing volkov right for getting robbed by gane was having to fight this guy

>>151592022
I wonder if Gane will try his cock attack on the ground with Tom, or if that was something unique to Ngannou

>>151591879
Pretty much
This week they arrested an NBA player and a coach and a bunch of other less known people over this in the US, these things happen sometimes (it happened in the UFC once actually, and not too long ago, it was during the apex era, but that was memoryholed pretty fast)

Anyone know Volkov's intro song? Shit goes hard.

>>151591647
They are addicted to BZC

>>151592039
Based>>151592039

Russia

It's an abu Dhabi card. Crotch sniffing is heavily favored.

OOOOH PADDY THE BADIE

>>151592041
I said get your eyes checked not take off your shoes la

>>151592066
>Don't worry Volkov, I'll do ya right
>here, you get to fight this wrestlefucker
poor Volkov...

>>151592053
Most sane UFC employee

Volkov is different fighter since his hair transplant.

>>151592039
Yeah I'm not getting it Sweden

>>151591996
Yes because he looked good against Jan and against Ank. Really just tells me how washed Jan is and how bad Ank is.

>>151592042
volkov can not defend any of the takedowns that curtis defended

>>151592029
Merab is his only legit loss. He was robbed by O'Malley, the first Aljo fight was an Oscar performance and he didn't have his corner with him for the Aljo rematch because of travel restrictions on Russians after the Ukraine invasion

>>151591924
Rakić is Johnny Walker levels of chinlet. But it did look suspicious how happy he was after losing.

>>151592095
Typical

>>151591647
They are literally at least as inbred and conniving as kikes but also genuinely retarded on average.

bro watching animals get killed in ig weird ass dude

did you know volkov is a nuclear scientist? he literally solved black hole but chose to fight in the ufc

Volkov isnt wearing a cup

volkov hog mogging

>>151592039
Why are swedes so cringe

mfw jailton easily subs then calls DC a fat useless peppa pig on post fight interview

Reminder if Asspinall doesn't knock out Game in less than 60 seconds this counts as a loss and cements Jones legacy as the GOAT

>>151591948
brock lesnar

>>151592053
>animals killing animals
he';s talking about pussies slamming and squishing snakes until coconut milk comes out

>>151591935
>Dana said

>>151591935
>>151591977
>>151592024
idk what the fuck's going on but I'm stealing this guy's (You)s

>>151592098
nah he looked washed and shit, you're just biased against brazzas and Polish fighter and you probably boyed rakic at some point

Midlife crisis BJJ fat shitters eternally BTFO by Skanko

Anik isn’t a real person it’s all just an act and that’s what makes it unbearable

>imagine you're some midlife crisis lawyer
fuck you bitch

>>151592132
>w-wh-why so cringe

>>151592142
Does a submission count?

>>151591924
>nobody is that fragile
nigga he walked into a HEEMers jab

>>151592153
Kek

>>151592153
>>151592157
another one

Volkov p4p widest hips on the roster

BLACKED incoming. Russia btfo.

dom ass painal

>>151592132
>swedes
all europenis flags are muskeks

But for real Rakic's best career win literally was Smiff. He lost to literally everybody BADLY. He's just overrated because he's roidmaxxed and lean.

It's over

>160 dog
unlikely

>>151592006
>he hasn't taken the giantess pill

Volk fynna heem your boy - just wait...

>>151592182
Shut up

This pizza running through me like hot lead through a duck, Idk if I’m gonna make it through this slurper.

Ohnononono

Shut the fuck up gay faggot Marc Goddard

Jailton can't fight

need a stream

Kek based Almeida

>>151592235
Pizz-a-shit heh

taaaaaaaaaaaaappy

Legalize shots to the back of the head.

This is what Aspie should do vs Gane

Mark Goddard is a faggot nigggghger lover.

>>151591647
Just bad people. Trust your instincts.

love how you get 6 free fouls before you get any punishment in this retard sport, might as well elbow them in the spine til you get warned

>Turn back of head to opponent and tuck it into their armpit
>"NOOO YOU CAN'T HIT HIM THAT'S ILLEGAL"

>not throwing a front kick right off the bat
Volkov is such a faggot

jailton can do the exact same thing to tom aspinall

>>151592132
Swedes have special needs

Goddard should be executed

CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS 7 RATED M

>he just shoots, that says something
Indeed that says something, it says heavyweight is fucking awful

He tapped. I saw a tap

those elbows weren't even to the back of the head fucking refball

>>151592252
ok i got one

I hate that nigger

apologize to Gane. you were cheering when Volkov tried to do the same thing to him that Jailton is doing to him now. but Gane is too good and overcame it

Literally just stalling lmao

I'm fine with jailton winning but don't make me watch 15 minutes of this

>>151592235
had two burgers and did the same. fuckin' waste

cock of poopy black cocks

Satanddard

kek pink lil pork playa already all rosy

>>151592310
Notice how pooftard doesn't intervene there

>>151592270
Sad. Move MMA back to Japan instead of this pussy shit. Libs are close to becoming fans, it's that bad, they're starting to complain it's too right wing, so they WANT to watch this. It's been cucked that badly with rules.

>>151592277
FACT

>>151592277
Yeah, I need you to shut the fuck up

Volkov will get up and heem this shitter any moment now

Just hugging him

Scissoring

elbows to the back of the head should be allowed when your opponent is wrestle fucking.

i am the jailton almeida of sex
i sit there and try to suffocate the women with no excitement or success

I CANT BREEF

CAHM AHN ALEX

You now remember Volkov beating Werdum

>can't do his one thing right
DC was right

i'm already bored

I repeat, legalize shots to the back of the head

OOOOOHHH JAILTON WITH THE SMIFFGUARD

I think that gives Alex the round.

high level chess match

volkov is fucking huge kek

holy kwabbing

10-9 Volkov

It'll come down to gastanks.

Jailton is godawful. Just a roidwrestler with absolutely 0 BJJ.

1-0 Volkov

sometimes I question why I watch this "sport"

if you tuck your head into a position where the only option is to elbow the back of your head you should get a warning to move.

volkov round 1 story victory

>Accidentally selected Azamat to win, instead of win by TKO/KO on my bet
>Winnings are now £380 instead of £540

>out grappled by Volkov
DC was right

embarrassing display from almeida, absolutely disgraceful, one of the worst first rounds ever some are saying

almeida BTFO wrestle fucking faggot bout to get striked to death

>>151592415
>gas tanks
are you watching nascar?

Fuck off goddard

volkov might have done enough? wtf. almeida did no damage, almeida was losing when he was on top

goddard needs 40 lashings

>oh lemme just stay on top without throwing anyhing
>oh no I got reversed lemme try to deep half sweep someone who weights 120kg
malhadinho cant fight. DC was right

>>151592427
perfect time to throw a knife in the cage

Goddard is the worst referee in the industry

>>151592433
Or just legalize shots to the back of the head

>>151592426
LET"S GO

>We NEED knees to grounded opp..

>>151592393
kicking faces when they're down too.

>hue monkey trying to get a taste of Volkov's banana
???

Jailton just isn't very skilled, the went to heavyweight solely because he knew about the low level of competition

So who won that round?
Not the audience thats for sure

>>151592427
for the highs B

Almeida downloaded the data

>>151592228
>giantess pill
nigga i'm 5'9, ain't no giantess want my manlet ass

one of the worst first rounds ever

>>151592332
libGODS living in this little lads head rent free I'm afraid

Almeida struggles against true heavyweights.

>>151592454
Nigga was back in the sugar fields

Did (You) fall for the Jailton meme?

>"MIGHT have done enough to take the round"

Lmao. Is MMA seriously just whoever scores the takedown and longest time of cuddling wins? PRIDE rules PRIDE judging criteria, damage is everything. 10 minute first round.

>>151592446
>am I watching cars drive in a circle for an hour

No.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT CROTCH IS GETTIN SNIFFED

>>151592162
No I hate Rakic and I like Jan. He was looking good against Jan and did well against Rakic. It was literally a 29-28 for Ank.

RELIABLE STREAM ON PICREL RELIABLE STREAM ON PICREL RELIABLE STREAM ON PICREL RELIABLE STREAM ON PICREL RELIABLE STREAM ON PICREL

>>151592463
I love a good skull punt

volkov looks confident into 2nd round

MONACO TWO SHOTS IN EVERYTHING

cut jailton
fucking heavyweight mokaev

>>151592483
the shorter the better for these long legged sluts

>>151592470
volkov just edged out a win there imo

>>151592462
>>We NEED knees to grounded opp..

>>151592470
Volkov.

someone tell this monkey he's allowed to GNP

Holly fuck Alex, just heem that fucking blanket nigger

Jailton is just too good. His top control is too suffocating. Volkov cant swim in these water. The treacherous waters outside Devil Island have claimed many lives but Jailton lives here. He smokes weed with a funny crab here

tnd

what a slurper

How deep is the bbc here?

>>151592511
same. i remember when petr yan did it and got punished. fucking bullshit

>>151592535
>>151592535
>>151592535

Stand them up ffs

how can almeida have a single fan?

>>151592513
22 BACO

>>151592338
is that justin gaycheese

>>151592461
the reason they are illegal is because they can damage the spine and kill you, its called a rabbit punch because its how you kill rabbits and someone will most definitely die if you make them legal.

Petrino will also get a title shot after Jailton

>>151592526
Comfortably. I don't know what the judges say but they're wrong if the criteria dictates anything else

More like snailton allgayda

are fighters that arent from brazil or dagestan allergic to grappling or something
this mf is ass

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPY

Can someone link a stream? I'm literally retarded and keep forgetting where to watch this shit

Shut the fuck up Marc Goddard those are hitting the temple.

>>151592544
You shouldn't be able to win a belt via dq.

>>151592497
He would be a fan favorite if he would just throw more punches instead of relying 100% on grappling

>>151592574
takedowns are really heavily weighted

find a gf who holds you like almedia

Based pull him into the glove attack.

BAAAAAAAAAAAASED ALMEIDA

>>151592623
shrimp

>>151592524
I wish

>>151592642
Pride or Rings revival so necessary.

This guy is just the worst heavyweight to watch.... Happy to hug 12 round if it were possible.

isn't jailton fighting like merab? why hate

Imagine if Jailton had a GnP game...

This seems like a joke lmao.

Hopefully Bautista wrestlefuckes Poomar for 15 minutes straight

Even the judges hated that shit

Ailmeda deserved that for not doing shit on top.

Lol Almeida was outgrappling but he refused to throw. Dumb nigger!

>>151592782
almeida landed 27 total strikes in a 15 minute fight. Merab landed 243 total strikes in 25 minutes in his last fight.