Thread 151598512

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame Brentford, we can blame 2011, we can blame Isak, we can blame Kerkez, we can blame the attack, we can blame the midfield, we can blame the defence, we can blame the goalkeeping, we can blame the bench, we can blame Allah being angry with Salah, we can blame TAA for leaving on a free, we can blame the media, we can blame the weather, we can blame the grass, we can blame the groundsman, we can blame the refs, we can blame VAR for not saving us more than they already did today, we can blame Thatcher, we can blame the Tories, we can blame the red Tories (Starmer's Labour), we can blame Pep, we can blame Arteta, we can blame teams scoring on set pieces, we can blame /sp/, we can blame the captcha, we can blame anime, we can blame the rain, we can blame the clouds, we can blame the sun, we can blame the Sun, we can blame the sun on Argentina's flag, we can blame the police, we can blame society at large, we can blame anything and everyone but ourselves, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Slotto and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed this winter for at least another £400m. Otherwise, I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances of winning something this season for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /lug/? #itsnotourfault or #muhillsbreh?


Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://www.instagram.com/mosalah
https://jlingzofficial.com/
https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?board=2.0
https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/
https://liverpoollabour.co.uk/
https://faq.liverpoolfc.com/portal/en/kb/articles/contact-us-supporter-services
https://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/

THIS LIVERPOOL SUPER TEAM

>/mug/ out
>/lug/ in
eras come to an end

you fucked up the title lmao absolute state

WHOPPIN

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Man Utd beat Liverpool 7-4 this weekend, think about that Scousefags

>>151598512 (OP)
>spend 500 mil
>to end up below manchester united
Oh no no no
[spoiler] idgaf about liverpool or the prem but my friend started gloryhunting for them for no reason when they won last league so I'm enjoying their crash and burn, ample material to shit on him thanks slot [/spoiler]

WELL WELL WELL

Red was desperate for them to get something from the game. All because gay paedophile David Coote called Klopp a cunt.

WHY DIDNT YOU PUT LUG IN THE TITLE

>win in weak season where everyone's trash or plagued by injury
>go all in thinking you're treble bound in the TW
>in reality you need a bit of a rebuild

>>151598680
Hahahahahahahaha!

don't care, we'll still finish top 5. where will you're club finish, /sp/? up the arse? hahaha, kek

what went wrong and don't start your answer with a W

>cheat
>lose

APOLOGIZE

>waiting for /lug/
>the dumb poster doesn't even put it in the title
sigh....

>>151598813
>we

Congrats Arsenal
Keep hiding scouser anons

COYG

>>151598634
MUG peaked at Grimsby it's over

LUG is the future

>>151598675
lmao just like liverpool then

>>151598813
>defending champions
>spunk half a billy
>top 5
Shankly is spinning in his grave la

>>151598847
captcha fucked me. I am making a new thread to fix it

>>151598870
lelelel

>>151598675
this!!! delete this kacked thread!

feed the scousers
let them know it's christmas time

>>151598832
Cheat & lose, it’s the Liverpool groove

puppiwii is the /lug/ girl but if find soogsx much hotter desu.

>>151598822
well we weren't working wholly together

>>151598870
Heehee

>>151598761
why are all gays nonces?

>>151598822
F. Wirtz

no don't post in this thread, the captcha madness fucked it up for me

>7 minutes added
>game ends at 101

>>151599021
that Liverpool feel

>>151598905
too late now, the /lug/ has gone out of control.

>The Top 5 (since EnGODS are so powerful we get 5 (FIVE) CL spots)
>Arse
> >BLUNDERLAND
>Shitty
>Manure
>Mememouth
What is this league bros? And the G*rms have the gall to say our league is 'boring' and 'shit' because other teams other than Bayern win the title sometimes.

WHOPPIN

what's the wirtz that could happen?

>>151598512 (OP)
>no /lug/ in the subject
One. Fucking. Job.

>150 for the Somalian Andy Carroll
>120 for the German Donny van de Beek

>>151598870
touché

>>151599087
I can't even make a new thread. If anyone else wants to take over, I'll bump you

ONE THING
I DON'T KNOW WHY

>>151598512 (OP)
What a shit lug

>>151599176
Thats an insult for Donny van de Beek

Ive only followed the EPL since Wirtz joined, have Liverpool always been such a weak team?
I would have thought Wirtz could have joined any team there. If he wanted to win games and earn trophies maybe he should have joined Sunderland or Manchester United instead. They seem in far better form.

>the lads get their weekly salary transfered into their bank account monday morning at 5:00 local time
PAY UP BOSS

>>151598512 (OP)
>united win
>liverpool lose
nature is healing

>>151598870
DONE HIM

>>151599368
this nigga salah was crying every week last season for a new contract, now he takes the FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND Great British Pounds and the celebrates christmas to make all his arabic liverpool customers seeth relentlessly, pretty based i might think.

>>151598822
The league has worked Slot out. You beat his high press by playing over it, then winning the second balls. Liverpool have faced more long balls and a higher proportion of long balls relative to other passes than any other team in the league.

>>151599368
Kek
In Germany we say "CHEF" what do Egyptians say?

>>151599283
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I DIVE

>>151599610
BUT IT WORKED AGAINST GO AHEAD EAGLES

You now remember 5 wins in 5 game

just got home from the unemployment la. what's the excuse

Is this /arsenal/

>>151599767
going to be stuck wondering if the poor lads just got a stutter or is just talking about their recent performance

>>151599746
5 very unconvincing wins that all could've very well been dropped points

>>151599368
>Alexander Isak 6 year contract

Diego (Diogo?) Jota died. Show some respect. The grieving process isn't the same for everyone.

>>151598870
Lol nice

>>151599388
what's dripping off her face?

>>151599701
YA BASHA

>>151599706
fester

Thinking about getting a wig I'm sorry baldbros I just can't be associated with this man

The Bald Fraud envies the Eddie Howe hair genetics.

The tables have turned

>>151598512 (OP)
>we can blame the captcha
kek
KEK
K E K

>>151598870
OP did it intentionally... absolute gigachad bait

>>151598870
My sides.

Fucking MAD that United are now 4th and AHEAD of Liverpool.

Remember when there was only meant to be 3 mins of injury time in first half and ref let it play until 49:30 and that's when Kerkez scored. Then in second half, there was only +7 min and they got 12... Just a weird thing I noticed.

>>151600309
>he's still their best player
What did slut mean by this? Does he need another 100m for more bundesfrauds?

>>151599101
>Mememouth
It's BumMuff

Liverpool this season makes me think Moyes would have won the league with United if he had joined a year earlier. Then in his second season he would crash and burn like he did.

>>151599737
Good news because they may have to play them in Europe next season

>>151598870
lel

>>151598870
Waheeey

>>151598870
ke(r)k(ez)

>>151598634
it was foretold that the hairless headed man would herald the end of the age of fantastic football, the bald man hath cometh!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRING US FRAKFURER AHHHHHHHHH

Isak really ruined them.
It's obvious Liverpool didn't really want Isak since they already bought Ekitikeiktie, but they got greedy and bought Isak on impulse because all the drama surrounding him.
and of course there's Salah underperforming too. well he's quite old, so maybe he's just naturally declining now.
They should cut their losses and treat Isak as sunk cost. bench/sell him and retire Salah too..

Yeah listen to The Raid faggot

>>151598675
>>151598870

>>151598870
heh

>yanited are ahead of liverpool
oh my days

>>151602778
>the absolute state of their goal difference

>>151602778
I don’t really care I’m hoping we can win the league. I know the stars have to align and it’s one in a million, but nobody but Arsenal looks on it and they’re universal bottlers. If Leicester can do it in an off year for the top 6 why can’t we? -Injects heavy overdose of hopium into veins-

>>151602844
It’s positive though? (we are back)

>>151598870
Put me in the screenshot.

>>151602844
just onana and bayindir things

Arsenal, Man City, and Man United are the only teams to won 4 or more of their past 5 games...

>>151598870
Is there anything better than football banter?

>>151605095
>United
>last four games are wins
No they're not?
>4-2 vs Brighton (W)
>2-1 vs Liverpool (W)
>2-0 vs Sunderland (W)
>3-1 Brentford (L)
>2-1 Chelsea (W)
>3-0 City (L)

>>151605212
So they won 4 of their past 5 games.

Absolutely retard.

>>151605095
>>151605212
>>151605569
samefag

>>151602942
>and they’re universal bottlers
Not really. Just terribly unlucky with injuries. First title chance they lost because with 10 games left they were playing Partey at RB and Rob Holding in CB with Kiwior instead of Saliba and Gabriel. Second time they lost Saka and Saliba I think and took it to the final day. Third time they lost a lot but even had Saka, Havertz, Odegaard and Gabriel not been injured they wouldn't have won it.

United could easily win the title because;
1. Ratcliffe saying Amorim isn't being fired has made the players pick up their tools again
2. They replaced their shit GKs with a GK who is alright
3. They're abusing the tactics the PL has grown used to in order to grab wins

Arsenal will lose to CP tomorrow btw. The title is still between Liverpool and City.

>>151598902
keine Refünde

>>151599176
German Bart Verbrüggen actually

>>151605135
sex with attractive women

>>151605626
>United could easily win the title
They might finish top 4, but are still a few shrewd transfer windows away from being serious contenders, they've fixed their forward line but the rest needs some work

>>151598870
LMAO

>>151606273
>but are still a few shrewd transfer windows away from being serious contenders
lmao modern football truly is grim as fuck

/mug/bros, we had a good run, but now it's time to adapt or perish. /lug/ is the future

>>151599368
Boss

>>151606520
The curse has been transfered

>>151605973
footy banter clears

>>151599368
>nooooo you can't just collect the dole
>its ok when ngubu gets 6 figures a week for doing FA

>>151605135
The Lord Jesus Christ, a good novel, chess, funny animal tiktoks

>>151599368
>2030
>2031
Grim. Manure poonited strat

>>151598870
Sent that freak flying

>>151605135
>football banter
you mean unoriginal unfunny shit from 16 year old pakis on twitter? football "banter" is shit especially when it comes to the top 6

I wouldn't be surprised if /mug/ and /lug/ people are all the same

>>151605135
Yes, lots of things.
>>151607632
But none of this gay shit

>>151599283
what is this race called

>>151616840
These are known as diosmiosans

>>151616840
Amerimutt

>>151598512 (OP)
KWAB

>>151598870
You had to have been set up for that one, but I don't even care

Mein Führer... Wirtz..

>>151605898
Kek

>>151598870
zing

We need an eternal /lug/ thread

City just lost, where's the /chug/?

>>151638049
City aren't complete shit like Liverpool

>low blocks
>dead balls
>set pieces
>good defending
>magic moments
>better players
>better tactics
>better managers
yeah none of that please

Liverchads, we're down but we're not out. Arsenal will slip up, City are already slipping. The league is ours to lose. Remember the 97, stay positive for them.

>>151638049
No one cares about city. Win or lose.

>>151605626
Kek
KEK

>>151598870
KEK BODIED THAT SCOUSE FREAK

>>151598870
Haha

>>151606273
I wouldn't put money on it, but at the same time I can absolutely see United finishing ahead of Arsenal.
United have more room too improve over the season, Arsenal play extremely negative football and they'll get found out. I also don't rate Arteta as a manager

>>151670413
Arsenal have got a ridiculously good defence and that may win them the league.
I think United are CL place contenders minimum. If they can smash the lower half teams over winter you never know. Having bare minimum matches will help

poor dood deserves a better team

Liverpoo

>>151602409
They bought Isak because Richard Hughes, Arne Slot and Isla Slot are leftist niglovers.

We all excited for tonight's /lug/?

kek

THEYRE SO FUCKING SHIT LMAO

genuinely wtf is going on? Even manure plays better

Geordies put a hex on them for the Isak saga

>no carabao
YOU ARE HERE
>no fa cup
>no champions league
>no league

>>151687275
It's 99 now
>The victim count increased from 96 to 97, after Liverpool fan Andrew Devine died in July 2021 as a result of life-changing injuries he sustained all those years ago
>In 2022 two Liverpool fans at Hillsborough 'killed themselves after retriggering' Paris CL final. The spine-chilling scenes at the Stade de France before Liverpool's Champions League final loss to Real Madrid led to horrific 'retriggering' for many Hillsborough survivors

>>151691487
Weak to long balls and set pieces is a coaching problem. And he's not doing anything so far to fix it.

>>151599021
>>151599021
>>151599021
add another

>>151691613
>It's another bald fraud script
many such cases, SAD

omds

>>151598870
scouseshits will NEVER recover

/mug/ is dead, long live /lug/

>>151598870
damn

>>151598870
kek

>>151598870
ayyyy lmao

Massive red flag

LMAO

>>151692530
Bald fucking fraud la

>>151692530
Guardiola wants a quick work

>>151692530
BALD
F
R
A
U
D

>>151691487
Have you seen the team they put out? The dutchie's trying to get the sack 100%

>>151691487
He purposely threw the game. He should be fined for that. Chelsea, City and Arsenal put out weak teams, with a 15 year old starting for Arsenal but they at least had experience on the bench. Slot put out 7/11 reserves and kids and then put kids on the bench. Now this will be acceptable if they best Villa but if they don't then people will be ma's. The funniest thing is the PL gave Liverpool an additional 5 hrs rest for their PL game on Saturday but several teams who played today don't. They got 15:00 kick off not 20:00. So not much of an excuse to play kids and reserves like that. I know Chelsea has infinite players and City are City but Arsenal have 5 first team injuries now, possibly more after tonight and they still managed to put first team players in.

>>151598870
based

>>151598870
Put me in the screen cap, King.

>>151694026
its so funny how transparent you are aw

>>151598870
Lmao, good burger post

>>151691487
Slot resting all his players because he's in danger of a sack-inducing week of molestation

>>151694804
Based knower

do you reckon they miss nunez

>>151598512 (OP)
KWABOTY

>>151598870
Except Liverpool won the title.

at least wirtz got some much needed rest

>>151598512 (OP)
Unfinished business

>>151598870
America just nuked Liverpool

Honestly, /lug/ doesn't hit as hard as /mug/, but it'll do.

>>151702245
I think it hits even harder

>>151600252
The age of /mug/ is over, the time of /lug/ has come

Klopp did lose his first 3 cup finals. He arrived in 2015 and didn't win a trophy until 2019. Yes, he was moving us in the right direction, but you've clearly forgotten the disaster of that first Europa League final, for example. And that's in no way to take away from his later successes (if anything it adds to them). He looked like he was going to be yet another "nearly" manager for us. 2017 he went on a run of 1 win in 8. 2021 4 wins in 15 (the injury season, in fairness). 2023 4 wins in 14. And yes, also in the context of some ridiculously good seasons. Yes, in the context of City and their approach. But he had bad runs too.

Someone else said on here that winning the league last season made Slot's job far harder this year than finishing 2nd or 3rd would have. We're not accepting a transitional season this year because we didn't have one last year, so why would we need one now? Again, I do not disagree that Slot needs to turn things around quickly. It may be that he's a disaster and he's done. It may be that he turns it around and this is the temporary pain we need for the team to gel. We don't know and we may never know. But I'm surprised by a lot of our fanbase. Seems to be a very new thing for our club.

any chance Slotto getting the sack this season?

>>151703822
I hope not. He might relegate Liverpool.

>>151703822
I think he still has time heh

>>151705013
Finishing 20th in honour of the #20 shirt

>>151598512 (OP)
Welcome back Liverpool of 2016

>>151602409
Berrada business masterclass
>Snatch Sesko from Newcastle
>Newcastle: NOOOOO WE'RE NEVER SELLING ISAK EVER EVER EVER
>Isak: FUCK YOU LET ME GO
>Newcastle: NOOOO FUCK YOU, NEVER EVER
>Liverpool: WTF we're not letting this go now, BUY BUY BUY
>Howe: Oh fine then, he can go for a MILLION BILLION pounds!
>Liverpool: Wow, nobody can resist us, greatest transfer window in history!
>Isak flops
>Everyone flops

>>151598512 (OP)
>Sold Darwin and Lucho like dogs
>Start losing massively
KWAB, deserved.

Salah hated klopp but he knows he made him and his tactics made him thrive. Now that he plays slotball he doesn't know what to do. The end of last season was shambolic btw, now they're blaming it on jota dying when they were dogshit way before.

>>151598870
put me on the screencap

>>151705660
Salah signed a new contract to fall off. Has happened multiple times across multiple clubs for players aged 30+

>>151715216
he hides his hands in his sleeve like an emo girl in high school, it was never going to be sustainable

>>151598870
kek

>>151598870
based

>>151705013
Saler is lucky he has that to deflect from the real reason of not being arsed anymore because he has his big fat new contract. The scouse grief merchants love a death or 97.

>>151598870
K E K

>>151705539
Isak and Ekitike will come good

they just need time


lots of time

3 seasons at least

>>151735227
Isak just needs to adapt the the Premier league la

La remontada

>>151740371
Uhhhhh Mantroonians........