Thread 151599195

Cheating f*enchoid sybhuman edition

>>151582769

I'd like to take a moment to apologize to Ganescholars. I mean I picked Gane as well but I just didn't realize it'd be that easy.

>>151599195 (OP)
It's based when niggers like Aljo do it but bad when White men like Tom do it?

Against all odds,

#AndStill UNDEFEATED in stories

Tom won the story. What was Gane THINKING?

Why do niggies always cheat?

Great Britain has fallen

KWAB
LAUGH AT THIS CRYBABY BITCH

i never thought it would end this way

Fuck MMA, Anime.

Tom faked it. He has no heart. He is not worthy of being a champion. He quit. Doctor said his eye was fine.

I spit on Tomala.

>Chael and Anthony Smith blamed the eyepoke on Aspinall HOLY FUCKING MEGABASED!!!!!!!

>>151599170
This is no longer chama

Nice semen slurping “sport” you guys got there, you retarded jungle bunnies.

>>151599212
Gane didn't win though lol
>>151599237
You mean the UFC heavyweight champion?
AND STILL

*eyepokes you*
fuck tommy gon do

I had Tom by round 2 KO so technically i won

>>151599234
because they are allowed to get away with it
Tom didn't let him get away with it though kek
>Oh, you're gonna cheat on your title shot?
>'Oh, ah, fuck me eye mate, I cant see.'
>and STILL!
kek

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
AДAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

Pissping fought with ONE eye completely detached!

tomala QUIT because xhe knew xhe was gonna lose!!!

TOMALA ASSPenisfaggot was getting FUCKED UP by GODne and he quit!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHA

the eye he was clutching didn't even get poked!!! KEEEEEEEEEEEK

WHAT A PATHETIC HEARTLET QUITER FAGGOT!!!!

Jones would KILL this inbred retard!

tomalajeets on suicide watch!!! britroons on suicide watch!

SCOTTISH TRANNYJEET IS GONNA ACK XERSELF

The doctor said he was good to go

>Did I do that?
based

Why don’t more fighters just employ the eye poke? If it’s not going to be fueled a dq loss and instead just a no contest isn’t that just the best thing to do if you’re losing??

Gane is the people's champ
Tom is a britbum quitter

TOM QUIT BECAUSE HE WAS LOSING

>Leon Edwards humiliated
>Now Aspinal
It’s over for UKsissies

scared
pieced up before quitting
faked blindness
cried
simulated
embarrassed
KWABOTY

He holds a rag on his right eye while complaining he was poked knuckle deep
but that was his left eye
He's a liar and a disgrace
Gane won, Jones is the goat

>literal double eye poke
>pokes his eye, plants, then goes deeper
If you are Jon or Gane posting, you are a literal cuck.

Tom refused to keep fighting.

inb4 Tomala cuts his eye out with a scalpel in the drs office to sell his fake eyepoke story

Why are you booing me?

>>151599246
send him 2-3 years to pfl and forget

>>151599289
quit then try to leave early lel

>>151599289
*deletes your chance at the belt and makes you join the 0-3 club*
ah, sorry bruv!

>>151599263
He used the Aljo method. He won the story. Remember, Aljo came back and won after his dive. Toom will train harder and win next time.
>>151599265
Chael loves niggers. Remember him supporting Raja?

Alex murders both of those cans

tom raped his soul and retired him
gane knows this was his last chance

>>151599324
TRUTH NUCLEAR BOMB

This shit is why I prefer Muay Thai over MMA.

Reminder Gane kicked Jon in the dick in the first 5 seconds of the fight and Jon didnt quit. Just got a little rest then continued the fight.

The fingers weren't deep enough to be intentional

>>151599339
Hopefully the doctors can reattach his testicles.

>>151599318
It's true. His nose was broken and he couldn't land anything on Gane. Tom was completely gassed and was about to be finished.

Ummm....

>>151599360
0-3 in title fights. Volkov should unironically get the next shot.

I would like to formally grant Aspinall the Aljamain Sterling award

Slovenia you better have some good Gane eye gouging AIslop in the oven

ALJO ERA 2.0
ALJO ERA 2.0
ALJO ERA 2.0
ALJO ERA 2.0

>>151599360
>last chance at the belt
>literally cannot help but cheat
kek

>>151599339
I wonder if he'll target the right eye this time

>takes the lowest effort route possible
>fights for half a round
>barely scratched
>still retains the title
Based

will you continue fighting?
Tom Aspinall: No.

Emergency meeting in the Tomcord

>>151599231
BASED

Dana should cut this nigga if it's not a detached retina take leon edwards too

>>151599324
Retard his left eye got scraped which is worse.

>>151599313
Most fighters are not Gane

>>151599324
did you even watch the video or do you just go off this screencap you retarded down syndrome dane faggot

Now that the dust has settled, we can all agree that Tomala is not on GOAT Jones’s level.

Just imagine the brutal eyepokes that would be administered to Tomala in those exchanges. EXCEPT when the bitch quits and it is ruled a NC, the belt STAYS with the GOAT Jones.

>>151599195 (OP)
On behalf of all Brits let me apologise for this scum taking the easy way out

Gane predicted this would happen. It's all part of his plan. The data has been downloaded. Gane is inevitable.

>>151599385
Gane ended the fight on all fours

>>151599324
This is the undeniable truth

>>151599370
That's because Jon has no dick and balls, he had them removed to be a better power bottom

>>151599372
I'll show you some deep fingers m8

BREAKING: Tomala Asspinall has decided to transition into a woman after quitting against Gane, per sources.

>>151599212
we accept your apology. this sort of thing happens when you're dealing with a level of skill never seen before.

I am fucking fuming about this. Imagine paying money to be there. Tbh if you pay money for a heavyweight event you are usually retarted as the fights never go long.

Many are saying Tomala got simulated big time. I for one tend to agree

Dana White will not be allowed to leave Saudi Arabia, his punishment will be 90 toilets

>>151599385
Tomjimain Sterling won.

as a white man I hereby grant gane the status of white enough

I don’t get it. Why don’t they just DQ GANE? It’s obvious Aspinall is gonna beat his ass in a rematch, what the point?

>>151599435
simply a celebratory tribute to Lionheart Smiff

>>151599334
>engloid in thailand
You are a literal pedophile

AND NEWWWWWWWWWW UNDISPUTED UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

CIRYYYYYYLLL
“BON GAMIIINN”
GAAAAANNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE

>>151599313
You get one free eyepoke, it's retarded not to take it.

Damn that's three unsuccessful title shots for Gane. Is he just cursed?

That was worse than aljo, ufc should vacate the title for that the eye he was pretending to be hurt in wasnt even the one thay got decently poked. what a fucking heartlet

Poor poor Galactic Throat ....back to the gloryholes he goes sadly

>>151599434
He essentially got a 1 round preload for the rematch, he’s got all the data

say what you want about anthony smith but he never quit to an eyepoke

>>151599431
locktober blues

Aljo won the rematch.

Belal won the rematch.

Not looking good for Gane

>Tomala Asspisstranny really thought he was on GOATnes level
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
this inbred retard was about to gas out and quit LOL!!!!

How do b*ngloids support this tranny without feeling immense shame

>>151599487
no, he's a cheating nog and this time he paid the price for his cheating lol

>>151599453
My TV is bigger than this dudes KWAB

I am so happy

i can't fookin see mate

>>151599427
show me a screenshot of his right eye poked "knuckle deep"

AND STILL!

WE won

>quits from an eyepoke
holy heartlet

>>151599195 (OP)
Jon Jones is the real winner tonight.

>>151599324
Doctor said his eye was ok
Fight ends and his eyes are wide open like nothing happened
He quit

>>151599453
>that smirk
Yeah boy, he knows. Chama knows that Tom took the easy way out lmao.

>when they book the rematch, Tomala will have impaired vision and possibly one eye, and will be less able to fend off Gane’s attacks

Brilliant gambit from the GENIUS of heavyweight. GaneSCHOLARS we won.

>>151599324
he accidentally took it off after the fight was called and his eye was wide open

Someone find the screncap

real ones remember when stipe and DC had a trilogy of trading way worse eye pokes and neither ever quit

the division has fallen

Tom won. End of story.

Honestly his bitching at the end soured it more, kind of did reveal that it might have been more mental midgetry than anything

>>151599487
Unsuccessful? He beat the monkey ngannou and tampon tom. There is no shame in losing to the GOAT Jon Jones.

gane vs aspinall 2 is only two years away LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

to be honest, we saw enough. tom's retard blitz didn't work. gane wins 100% of the rematches.

>>151599453
This marks the 3rd time this happens to the most dangerous man in the history of humanity

>>151599453
>that smile
has poatan ever eyepoked someone?

Tom is never fighting JJ after this

>>151599478
that's philippines, Thailand is the place for brown pussy and ladyboy enjoyers

Quitting after quitting, POOFC is finished

>>151599516
AAAAAAAAND STTTIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

>>151599334
this webm gave me cancer thanks

Ganesisters I just checked the rankings and it says Tom is the champ, what happened?

Your next heavyweight champion of the world

sand dune slop

>fight over
>mentally ill basedjak posters invade the thread
Welp, see you fags on the next fight card.

Tom did nothing wrong
Gane is a cheater
Dana got what he fucking deserves

>>151599195 (OP)
Fuck, that shit's nasty, especially the left eye.

>>151599523
Give him a break they just got flatscreens in Brazil

>>151599537
I caught that too kek

Is "i cant fookin see m8" the English version of "I CAN'T BREATHE NIGGA"?

>>151599559
>both fights he lost
?

>>151599563
He could just take him down though.....?

>>151599453
Oh no retardssoncels... the biggest drawl in the company knows WE are a bitch

This begs the question. What happens to heavyweight after Gane loses in the rematch? What’s next for Aspinall? I’m guessing Alex perieiera, but he seems like he wants to fight Jones.

>>151599559
FACT CHECK: WRONG

FACT
Tomala AGPinall is the first person that has ever quit in a championship fight due to an eyepoke

>>151599550
Uncs were just built different. Gen-z fighters could never.

>>151599588
BOOK THE FIGHT DANA

>>151599509
>Aljo won the rematch.
>Belal won the rematch.
yes but you now realize they never had a single fan every again

this is a very exclusive club known as the unboyables and tom just got an all access vip pass

If Tom were black you'd all be gloating about how he gamed the system.

>>151599324
Regardless wether he could see or not after this - how the fuck is this "not intentional"???

>>151599559
Is Gane the champ?

I bet Tom adrenaline dumped desu

Dark Tom will win the heematch

>>151599588
little chama is running away from the trilogy?

>calculates that Tomala dishonoring xerself was the ultimate victory

We should be thankful we have a merciful Gane...

the BADDEST man on the planet....

>>151599537
Doctor said there was no orbital damage

>>151599585
Rankings update on Wednesday

>>151599593
exactly
>Oh, you wanna cheat in your title shot?
>'Oh, ah fuck mate, me eye bruv cant see, sorry mate.'

>>151599372
I get this reference!!!!

JON WON

Tom's face looked like meatloaf after half a round with GODne

>>151599608
fake pic

MMAsisters, it might be time to apologize to TMAgods

>>151599527
you can see that he pushed deep into the upper inside corner of his right eye, watch the video you dumb cunt

Gane won

>>151599641
For real though, Gane was 100% winning

This was inevitable, Gane left Tom coping and crying

>>151599661
Quite literally the only difference is the shorts color

I told you from the fucking beginning and I was derided called schizophrenic called bald called a pedophile well look at you now

the aspinall era...

I hate niggers so much. The only people defending this are niggers, keep that in mind. They're not your friends, they're not cool. They hate you. They seethe about your existence every second of every day. They exist to seethe about you. It wouldnt matter if gane snuck in a knife and stabbed tom in the heart, they would still defend them. TND is the only solution

oh my god umar has been on the mic for an hour

Wake up AGPoatan

>The "baddest man" on the planet was crying because of an eyepoke and quit
jones would tap this weak bitch out in 1 round

I honestly don’t think it was intentional because even Gane has enough brain capacity to know a double poke would possibly end the fight. This was his best chance to take the belt, Aspinall won’t give him another even if they fight.
For Gane to have done this intentionally, he’d have to have very low risk/reward evaluation skills.

>>151599678
Gane was crying in the ring.

guru lost
bongs lost
GANE won
GANESCHOLARS won

>>151599687
you were wrong, and are still all those things

>>151599370
Rather get tapped in the balls than get a finger jammed in my eye hole.

Jon won. Eyepoke aside, he effortlessly ran through Gane.

Well it looks like Gane isn't the champ, after 3 title shots.

Back in the day there were cunts in this general who would vehemently defend Heavyweight.
>DUDE I just can't watch manlets man!
>Heavyweights will always be more fun!
I can't help but notice that all of these retards have disappeared or accepted the fact that HW is and will always be the bleakest male division in the PooFC.

>>151599360
they will 100% run Tom vs Gane back

what are they gonna do with that shitass division otherwise, give it to Volkov?

Say it with me, Paper Champ.

>>151599666
so no screenshot?

>can't breathe
>can't see
>can't defend
Strip this bum

>>151599700
He was so upset at how easy it was, he wanted a challenge

jon jones just got a crazy idea

>>151599447
This doesn't work when Tomala just squealed after a little pegging

Gane didn't even deserve a title shot.

>>151599711
Monitor bud, turn it on

>>151599687
When did you tell us that Gane would end the fight by cheating and Tom remains champ?

>>151599698
he cheats every fight
he does it because he always gets away with it

>>151599717
gane would of heemd jon in pure striking

>>151599738
Can't sneed

>>151599599
?

Doctors said no injury. Tom quit.

>>151599709
BIGLY, we won bigly

>>151599588
Unironically would be better for the sport at this point.

>>151599727
Oh yeah Tom was doing great with all those...uh...

>>151599730
Usyk heems all those bums

did anyone see when the doctor told him to get up and stop crying KEK

>>151599730
So when Poatan moves to HW you will keep saying that?

>>151599751
>checks flag
yeah you're a schizophrenic pedo

Let's be honest Tomgods. He was too fast for us, too crisp, the takedown wasn't there. I think we should focus on getting the Volkov rematch

>>151599640
GARGANTUAN ANK my HERO, my CHAMPION, my GOD

>S-Stop booing me I am NOT a quitter okay
>He had his *sniff* fooking KNUCKLE in me eye what was I supposed to do
>Guy’s a dirtbag man
>STOP BOOING
>Don’t look down on me guys what the fuck
>Uhh why is me woife leaving the octagon with Ciryl?
>stop fooking booing me NOW

gane took a cyanide pill in the locker room, it’s over.

Fuck Gane he just ruined my night bookie says I'm still on the hook for 20 large

>>151599693
He beat THE Lil Ank and flushed Santos victim Rakic? Woah...

>>151599559
Classic swedetard post

Turkey Teeth
Retarded Son
No Knees
Thinning Hair
No Eyes
Galactic Throat

>>151599753
I told you tom was shite with a shit wife and even shitter kids several times in fact I was very persistent

>>151599741
Yes it's very easy to not win the belt, typical low IQ Gane thinking that would be difficult.

Francis would literally be undefeated, knocked out coke bones and would be hyped as the greatest fighter to ever breath air right now if he was still in the UFC. what a fuckin goof

>>151599757
But come on, a double eye poke? Gane can’t be that retarded.

Can't believe that the Englishman quit to a French guy. Has this happened before?

Just duck Gane a round and continue the fight

>>151599697
Um, there's reason eye gouging is prohibited
And that reason is that it's incredibly effective

>>151599780
yakub won?

>>151599803
Poor poor poor Tomala...

>>151599733
i estimate your iq in the 70 range

Well it looks like Gane didn't secure the belt...

>>151599808
>he beat the Ank victim
No, he hasn’t heemed AGPoatan yet

>>151599730
HW used to be fun, we had Werdum, Lesnar, Ubereem, Stipe, Cain....

kek nigger-faggot started crying when he realized that instead of gaining advantage, he lost his title shot and got his higher ups pissed. most likely won't even get a rematch.

>>151599820
sure but he wouldn't have 100 million dollars

>>151599791
Yes? One fighter doesn't make an entire division great. We had obese bums going to a decision and gay porn crotchsniffing in our other HW fights in this card, the division is hot garbage.

>>151599796
Cool stuff bud, you really pwned me bigly *ruffles mixed race curly mop* now run along now it'll soon be sundown

a true champion would have fought through the pain.

>>151599803
>>151599844
>nigger tries to cheat on you in the fight
>demolish his hopes and dreams 'ow, fook, I cant see mate.'

I CARNT SEE LOOK LOOK SEE HE PORKED ME BLOODY UH *cries*

>>151599588
https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1982196018910245140

>>151599689
Truth Nuke

>>151599820
He made more money in boxing than every UFC fighter combined makes in a year

>>151599871
Ok just checking.

MMA guru is coping hard pretending Gane didn't win r1

Didn't see the fight

Aspinall was getting beat up before this?

Jon wouldn’t have quit from an eye poke.

stupid AAH sport worst main card I've ever seen kill yourselves ufc "fans"

gane was winning the round too lol

>>151599824
He's French, of course he can

Gane actually thought he could get away with it and expected good ol YT to give him an easy win. Too bad he dug his little nigger fingers a bit too deep. Needs some lessons from Jones.

>>151599832
Kek

>>151599854
Talmbout the bitch who got her bussy ruptured and curled up on the ground? KEK

Based Volkov gets next title shot

It's not funny guys. He couldn't see. He was blind. Seriously. Stop booing. This is serious

Daner is extra mad Tomala his hw chump quit LMAO

TKO (Eyelid Tickle)

>>151599888
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Next two cards are grim apex slop. This was the best outcome to keep /heem/ alive with shitposting. Gane knew this

dana fucking fuming kek

>>151599869
Talking heads are saying rematch
They're mouthpieces, rematch it is

>>151599908
yes

>>151599909
Correct, he would have been doing them instead

>>151599848
I accept your concession

>>151599908
‘Fraid so, he was busted up and failed to take Gane down.

>>151599908
Not really, took a couple good jabs to the nose so Tom was bleeding. It was pretty close otherwise.

HUGE story loss for Tom.
>'W--Why are y-you b-booing me? I-I-I-I was fingered by a fighter"
What a pussy. Nina would never.

We have learned yet again that
Jeets cannot fight

>>151599873
>finnigger coping
yikes

>doctor said no injury
doctor said no injury
>doctor said no injury
doctor said no injury
>doctor said no injury
KWABOTY

>gets nose busted up, can't breathe
>can't react to the jab
>can't find any success on the feet
>fails to land the take down
>about to gas
>pulls an Aljo because he knows it's over
Holy kwab what an embarrassing faggot. He got exposed hard tonight.

>>151599832
>Has this happened before?
More times than you can imagine

>>151599908
tom was definitely losing the round, but it was competitive

>>151599888
kek

>>151599747
>pegging
Jon doesn't even need that much, apparently the sight of developmentally stunted male midgets who resemble children is enough to get him excited

Tom "The Quitter" Aspinall

Do fighters get paid for NC fights?

>>151599195 (OP)
DAMMMMMMMMMMNNN

The right one is very deep.

>>151599453
The smile of a man who realizes he is about to become the first triple champ in UFC's history

>all this seething because Tommy pulled one over on Ciryl 'BON CHEATIN' Gane
kek

okay but what does Tom do? his striking looked amateurish

>Ciryl gets his 4th title fight except Tom’s vision in both eyes is worse

Literally gained the title match easy mode version. GaneGENIUS does it again

if Tommyboy won why are his fanboys so enraged? case in point >>151599689

Dana just said he's happy that Jailton got BTFO by the judges. Based.

>>151599937
Brutal glove taps

Daddykanov heems peope out cold though ever

>>151599908
Gane outstruck him and stuffed a takedown and had better control of space but nothing had really happened yet besides tom having a bloody nose

>>151599291
That's right. He could have won legitimately but had to gouge his opponent's eyes. The right punishment was dealt out by Tom.

Ciryl won round 1 so for now he's 1-0 against Asspinhole

how good is le fat shooey man?

>>151599999
WITNESSED

>>151599888
Checked

>>151600027
That's just typical white behavior anon. Black people deserve it.

Tombros, it's important we stay strong right now.

I made this to express our feelings. SOLIDARITY. COMFORT.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761428259184026.webm
>>>/wsg/6010610

Hope you enjoy

(it's important for our mentla health)

>paying 6k for ringside
>oh boy thats a stacked card
>blanket Brazilian nigger
>poomar barely overpowering Bautista
>womemes
>eye hunting french nigger and not so peeping tom 1.5 minute "fight "
I would kill myself, dana, gane and everyone involved in an alahu akbhar fashion.

>>151600027
It wasn't a win, it was a No Contest. You are a brown retard who cannot read.

>>151599908
I think Gane had a small striking edge but that's about it. Tom had a nose bleed but nothing dominant or scary looking from Gane. Doesn't mean anything for the next 4 rounds though.
Then the eye pokes and that was that.

>>151599763
Jon was winning the exchanges, actually. But Jon has a high fight IQ so he knew he could easily dominate through grappling.

>>151599999
ooooohhhh

Tom "The Shitter" Asspainall

>quits from a mild eyepoke by mma standards
>couldn't take down gane
>stung repeatedly by jab

dude jon jones actually and unironically would have beat this guy

>>151600036
When was there a takedown attempt?

Gane was winning

Fucking Mark Hunt would clean this shit division

literally quits at first sight of adversity, ruins the night for millions of fans, and has the audacity to cry and ask for empathy. what a fucking pussy

>>151599999
literally unarguable with

Jon wouldn't have quit from an eyepoke.

>>151599431
Muh dik

>>151599999
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

>>151600079
In the fight retard.

>>151599968
You seem awfully upset

Tom De Ridder

>>151599999
Bodied that deformed freak.

what would it take?

>>151600080
Gane won

>>151599999
checked

>>151600102
Did not notice this at all

>>151599999
UHHH TOMALA SISTERS?????

>>151599008
I doubt they'll rematch, they'll do probably Aspinall vs Volkov 2 and Gane vs Jailton, both nigs ruined the ppvs and dont deserve anything that brings them close to a title, Gane has had way too many title shots as well and worst of all is French

>>151600078
>dude jon jones actually and unironically would have beat this guy

And why he didn't accept the fight ten?

I don’t think Tom quit, but if the fights was going more his way I think he would’ve waited a bit longer. Think he might’ve panicked a lil

>>151600034
Lil Ank was curled up on the ground, bussy quivering and squirting while he begged the ref to stop GODtan from hurting him further I fear.

Tom Aspinall is built for ___

>>151599449
ngl typical Brit

>>151599999
TRUTH QUASAR

>>151600018
he needs to stall gane against the fence and/or make it a clenchfest to win

he will not win a striking match and he seemingly can't take him down out in the open

this fight made me a ganecel

>>151599999
Schooled that troglodyte

>>151599908
Basically even. Just looked worse for Tom because his nose started to bleed from practically the first jab Gane landed

>>151599957
tom already pulled aljo. will most likely fake the seriousness if he decides to be petty.

Pereria needs to move up ASAP i genuinely believe he has the easiest path the becoming the first three division champ in ufc history

>>151600034
Send in this fat nigga to heem the me own focking eyes and quest que cest retards

>>151600104
You're arguing online with strangers, taking it far too personally

Tom is now backstage rewatching his simulation with two perfectly working eyes

>get your chance at the title(again)
>cheat(again)
>Champ gives you a NC
maybe, just here me out... MAYBE Gane should stop being a cheating fr*nch negro?

>>151599999
Bongs/'malis/'cels are finished

>>151600147
Toms son look like that?

Imagine what jon could do to tom.

>>151599999
chegged

Post good Heavyweight fights:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rYe-9EMU-d0

>get a decent eye poke in left eye
>eye wasn’t even open either when poke happened
>hold right eye instead even though it literally didn’t get poked
>say you can’t see out of it

Lmao, this fucking pussy quit because he was getting pieced up. The fat fuck was gassed within the first round and found a way out. At least fake the eye poke on the correct eye, stupid fucking bong

AND STILL

>>151600027
Because we wanted to see a good fight. Niggers that dont even watch mma are celebrating because a half nig eye poked a white guy

>>151600167
and Cyril is crying backstage with no belt

>>151600147
HRT

>>151599693
Something very retarded about getting KO'd stiff by blitzing into your shorter opponent's jab. Why the fuck are you running in when you have a height and reach advantage. Whittaker did it with Dricus but he's known for blitzing

Tom Reddit quit. If he had been dominating the first round he would have continued.

BBC and blacks won

I'm sorry but even if that eyepoke was real the way Tom acted like a bitch made me un boy him. I a Gane supporter now.

>>151599515
goddamn that's hilarious.

>>151600132
There will be a meltdown if Volkov gets the title shot

>>151600135
he thought tom was better than he actually was, like all of us did

>>151599999
SAAR WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME DO NOT REDEEM THE BOO BLOODY BASTERD

>>151600034
>Heems people outcold
>Rakic was still awake
Kek, pakis are retarded. It's not your fault bud, you are inbred after all.

>>151600179
Gane looks out of shape in that fight compared to today

Jonald would have had his way with Tomala

>>151600102
That's just rude b

Let's not forget aspinall and that chin he leaves high was being exposed hard before he faked the eye injury.

>>151600067
Tom looked like he was really starting to slow down. Hand speed was about the same tho, so maybe he was just starting to pace himself for a longer fight.

>>151599999
TOMALASISSIES???????

he should have fought with one eye so he could gain the respect of some fat cunt on 4channel

>>151600217
facts

>>151600223
So he was a shook bitch? That's your argument?

How retarded do you have to be to curl your fingers into both your opponents eyes during your third title shot attempt

We only waited like 2 years for this fight to finally happen...
Time to wait even longer

>>151600285
french level retardation

>be nignog
>cheat without consequence nonstop
>finally run into consequence
kek, Gane BTFO

thank God I watch UFC events illegally

>>151600141
Brutal glove damage, AGPoatan has zero heems sadly

>>151600260
No way, he said he saw holes in his previous fights and he fixed them all

>>151600223
Aspinall has had a lot of fights to see his level. So Jones was scared and waiting to see some weakness in his style to then fight him?

If you are considered The GOAT you fight without waiting all of that.

>>151600302
gane won

>>151600147
built for __ posters look like THAT?

Why are Ganecucks like this >>151600217 ?

has dana spoken yet

>>151599999
TOMALAJEETS DOWN BAD

>>151600285
He wanted the free advantage because you never get a point taken for the first foul.

>>151600285
He was desperate. Knew Tom was going to put him to sleep.

Drew Dober literally got an eyepoke last week and he knocked the shit out of Propolec and fought with one eye but Tomala couldn't continue from pillow tap

>>151599999
This is the last nail in the coffin, assytrannies

'baddest man on the planet'

>>151600302
consequence would have been losing. this is nc meaning they'll just run it back.

>>151600281
yes he was

but the salient point is that tom still looked like shit against fucking gane, and we now know his email belt is fraudulent

I think it's time to apologize, jones was right when he said that Tom was not deserving of title fight and hasn't done enough.

There's a huge asterist hovering over Aspinal's "legacy"

Tomala was losing and decided that faking an eye injury was his way out.

CONFIRMED TAKEAWAYS FROM THIS FIGHT:

>Tomala CANNOT secure the TAKEDOWN against GODne
>Tomala gets OUTSTRUCK by GODne in striking exchanges

Tomjeets, explain to me exactly WHAT Tomala’s path to victory is in the rematch.

>>151600318
circumcision

>>151600285
>>151600300
fr*nch+black
so double retarded

post yfw "eyepoke"

New CHAMA react just dropped
https://www.instagram.com/sextoroundmma/reel/DQP1dV-iVDH/

>"lets make HW great again"

tom had a nearly full round of eyesight to solve the gane puzzle. it's over.

>>151600285
technically it was Tom who pushed his head into Gane's hand

>>151600333
Maksum did tonight

who was bleeding? where'd all the blood come from?

TOM WAS GETTING PIECED UP BADLY AND TOOK THE EASY WAY OUT LIKE A COWARD. GANE WINS THE REMATCH.
TOMS AURA CRASHED HARDER TODAY THAN THE STOCK MARKET IN 1929
UR BOY GOT FRAUD CHECKED BADLY
APINCELS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>151600339
i got word from a reliable source that he was not going to put him to sleep

Should Aspinall be deported to poland?

i genuinely blame the gloves for this

>>151600333
I could excuse a little eye scratch but he pushed both fingers in as far as he could get them. Absolute retarded nig

Wtf

looool he got so rattled by the boos
if your eye was a bad as you claim you wouldn’t give a fuck about the crowd

>>151600285
Revision of what actually happened, but that’s expected from a definitely not biased br*t. The right eye genuinely did not even get poked (the same eye Tom claimed “he couldn’t see out of”). The left eye did get poked but his eye was closed when it happened. Many, MANY fighters have fought through much worse eye pokes. Tom faked an injury and quit, no way around it.

>>151600358
>"eyepoke"

>>151600363
much how you pushed your ass onto the dragon dildo

I am so happy

>>151600371
Toms bussy was leaking blood.

>>151600383
Its a tough video to watch desu

I literally saw Tom glancing at the clock twice after eating those jabs

Yeah Jones is the GOAT

>Gane leaves with no belt after 3rd unsuccessful title shot
>homosexual ganecels slip further into delusion
Best possible timeline

>>151600383
ME EYELIDS! ME BLOODY EYELIDS!

>>151599195 (OP)
So his eye was closed? His nail DIDNT scratch the cornea??? I thought that's why it was stopped? Tom's left eye was poked but he complained about his right eye being blinded I don't get it.
Wanted him to win but I can see all the old heads like DC and Chael saying Tom gave up. Just from how those guys in the jones era endured way more actual in-eye pokes

>>151600359
Daddykanov made AGPoatan’s clitty squirt

>>151600377
Lmao what a pathetic heartlet
BEST DAY EVER

>>151600384
i see a 10-9 umar round

>>151600377
Dayum this nigga be looking like he ate out a bitch during her period shiieeet

>>151600390
He basically got his left eye punched by Gane’s palm then fingered. Try punch yourself on the eye ball and see if you can open your eye
>>151600383

I think we can all agree it was nice to see the Saudis get a totally shit card and shit their towels in anger

>>151600390
there's a webm 3 posts above you that shows the exact opposite. curryleafs in shambles

>>151600420
The doctor came in to look at it, and said its fine.
Tom kept saying "i cant see", which is equivalent to saying "stop the fight".

>>151600345
He didn't even look terrible, that's genuinely a retarded interpretation assuming you aren't ragebaiting. He's been so dominant that Gane outjabbing him in a competitive round for a few mins is enough to cause all the browncels on here to mass shitpost in unison. If that's not emblematic of how good he is, then I don't know what is.

>>151600414
he was still breathing heavy after standing around for a few minutes. If Gane wasn't retarded he would have won in round 2

>>151599567
no

>>151599542
fighters know what happened

>>151600015
i think this is true

>>151600358
Alex is black

>>151600422
Your Pakussy is twisting and leaking!

>>151600427
Werdum not only got less than a minute to recover from this but then dominated the fight.

>>151600383
the eye that got it worse was fine
the doctor said no injury and told him to get up and stop crying

Can we just cut the entire heavyweight division please?

>>151600350
Jones loses to a prime barnett or werdum

>>151600420
The doctor said there was no damage and he was fine. Tom was faking it to end the fight.

>>151600449
But it wasn't in Saudi brother.

>>151600384
Unheemable.

I scored this round 10-8 for Umdaddy

It looks like Gane had his fingers inside of Tom’s left eye socket, looks strange he was selling the right eye.

>>151600327
yes >>151599989

>>151600420
Doctor said there was no damage
Tom quit like a bitch

AAAAAAAAH ME EYE ME FOOKEN EYE PLEASE REF YOU NEED TO HECKING SAVE ME MATE

>>151600422
I don't like faggotry. Keep this shit comments for yourself and your pairs.
Get ass cancer and die, you sodomite scum.

>>151600417
Imagine how delusional they will be when he ends up 0-4...

>>151600420
And they lost because they were too proud/stupid to not fight massively disadvantaged because of cheating.

>>151600378
He felt the power and got scared

>>151600420
nerves in the eye still get affected even without scratching the cornea

>>151600420
ye he should have fought like DC and lost like DC did, that's the smart move.

>>151600379
He should be deported to India because he Poo Asspinall now.

>>151600222
>There will be a meltdown
Not really,

Gane is a french and has had way too much title shots, and Volkov was robbed in the Gane fight anyways

I genuinely think Jailton threw that fight anyways or.... Volkov was just too heavy for him and he couldn't control him on the ground

Jailton weighed in 237, and Volk was 261,

>>151600377
Tom will vacate before he rematches. He acted like a complete bitch. If you watch how everyone was treating him afterwards, it was like they were used to him throwing tantrums and acting like a kid. Herzog told him "it's all about how you handle it from here" because he could tell he was gonna throw a pissy.

SAVE ME DANA

SAVE ME DOC

>>151600383
wow his right eyelid got a finger rubbed on it, that's fucked up man

>>151600494
stop shitposting Gane, maybe learn to fight without cheating you dumb nog

What we learned: Brits can't differentiate between left and right
That's why they get into car accidents all the time when they drive in Europe

FACT: Gane was terrified of being heemed so desperately clawed at both Tom’s eyes to try and get a break in the action. Any other opinion is nigger cope.

Grxm

>>151599640
This dudes face looks like an Oblivion character that someone fucked up the sliders on

>>151600498
We are up 3-0.

Why is gane not gone? Get this cheating fuck out of the sport.

Dana just confirmed a rematch
how will the coward avoid it?

A proper heem you ask? Well I am always happy to demonstrate

>>151600429
COPE
O
P
E

Volkov had to fight when he was rapidly balding. Not only did he win, he regrew back his hair. Tom could NEVER

>>151600446
>>151600450
Kek, the wemb literally proves that his right eye didn’t even get poked? And yet he is holding his right eye saying he can’t see out of it? ASSpinal faggots on suicide watch, what a fucking quitting fraud lmao

>>151600494
>Beta refoid agrees

Aspinall was winning anyway.

Poatan up to HW is probably the only move that can inject excitement into that division again. Though I know plenty of fags would be eagerly feasting on Jones dropping breadcrumbs about a potential return.

>>151600559
Vacate vacate vacate!

little Essex sissyboi beta got his eyeussy pushed in hard by Alpha male Guadeloupe SUOOP BPF (big poking fingers)

>>151600384
Funny how inbred Pakis in these threads have been trying to say that brazzas are real ones now even though their instict to lick another man's balls at the first sign of trouble

>>151600482
explain all the towelheads? Where was it then

>>151600553
Unintentional

Fake fucking sport. Ex-fighters bitching about how he should have just kept fighting after the poke since they did the same, omitting the fact that they lost. You don't want your opponent to walk, don't commit a foul against them by poking them in both fucking eyes like a stooge.

>>151600542
KEEEEEEEEEK

>>151600513
Better than quitting like a bitch and immediately destroying your reputation. Aspinall is completely finished. He was hailed as the greatest ever before the fight. Everyone said he'd smoke Gane in 1 and so on. Now, Tommy looks like a bitch through and through.

Post fighters who win the rematch

>>151600559
Are we talking about clitspinal or GODne

>>151600494
You are Algerian

>couldn't land a takedown
>couldn't react to GODne's speed
>got fucked up

KEEEEEEK the retarded scottish tranny still thinks Tomala can win

>>151600561
>
>>151600446

>>151600518
Again, if Jailton go back to LHW he will be champion with ease, probably.

le first round finish man got pieced up in the first round

I will just say the odds for the rematch will be a whole lot closer

tom is a fast starter and gane was controlling him from jump. tom looked very demoralized

>>151600559
Gane can't escape his come uppance

>>151600589
Abu Dhabi

>>151600592
Real ones would have tanked that eyepoke and kept fighting. Tomala quit like a pansy.

>>151600569
>has a slow motion video of the event in question
>still refuses reality
it needs to be studied, i digress.

>>151600192
Kino fight

>>151600596
your opinion matters

>>151600560
>people think tom could beat this guy
kek

>>151600577
This quote will be Tomala's legacy

Ufc is a pathetic clown fest. Literally has like 4 decent fighters with heart, grit and iq. That being merab, pantoja, Islam, Ilia. And maybe poatan.

>>151600574
Tom had his face smashed in, landed 0 significant strikes, and failed every takedown. Do you watch the fight or do you just talk?

>>151600574
Gane had more significant strikes and Tom was gushing from his nose lmao, in no fucking way was Tom “winning”

>>151600559
Tubby Thomas will have nowhere to run, I’m afraid.

tom did nothing wrong

>>151600608
you are still brown

Why didn't Tom train? Ngl when I saw Gane in Sheikh outfit I thought the fix was in for him.

Oh boy, I'm licking my lips for a rematch 6 months from now. What a great division. The best.

>>151599567
Literally never despite always measuring distance with his palm open.

>>151600591
It was clearly intentional. What does an intentional eye poke even look like if not that?

Wing Chun sisters, does this mean we're finally validated?

eye poke
nut shot
strikes to the back of the head
discombobulate
heem

>>151600569
Go back to India.

>>151600581
But enough about jailcum

Well I am leaving 4chan for the night, but I wanted to tell you all. This has NOT been a pleasure and I am not happy with how things have turned out tonight. Don't let the door hit you as you all leave tonight

Tom got bood on in Abu Dhabi

>>151600626
And lost. We have rules for a reason you fucking reason. If Tom had kept fighting he would have had every right to plunge both of Gane's eyes out.

>>151599195 (OP)
Based Tom not being a retarded wannabe tough guy and continue fighting handicapped just because ingubus have to cheat

If everyone did it like him the sport would be better

>>151600665
Don't worry, Pereira will save it.

bad look for mma bros
the supposed baddest man on the planet just got told to stop crying and get up by a doctor who said there was zero damage
grim times

>>151600646
You seem high IQ, thoughts on Chimaev?

>>151600648
>>151600656
Aspinall was outlanding him. Bloody nose is superficial damage - irrelevant.

>>151600665
better save it for the white house card nothing screams USA like bongs vs frogs

>>151600669
He was posting off the face while exiting. Why would he do that while already disfiguring that idiots face?

>>151600682
No one has ever said that Jailfaggot is a real one, he's a crotchsniffing faggot same as poomar.

>>151600694
You sound like a bitch

>>151599878
happened before

Tom got EXTREMLY lucky Gane is black, so cheating in his blood. Had Gane braked his urge to cheat, he would expose Aspirina bad. I think the TKO would come late in the second round already.

>>151600628
>video literally shows the right eye lid getting briefly rubbed against my ganes finger
>wahhhh no i cant see out me right eye mate nooo

Spit toms cock out buddy, you are clearly wrong here

Ask yourself this gentlemen, would Islam, Volk, Merab, Ilia, any DECENT, PROVEN, ACTUAL CHAMPION quit like Tommy did?

>>151600707
fact check: false

>>151600577
>OI MATE I WAS SUPPOSE TO BEAT JONES YOU KNOW

This was a work to rebook the fight for the White House card, look into it

Aspignal got thoroughly PORKED

a white skin nigga with his eyes blown out
in the same octagon his knee blew out

>>151600707
He literally wasn't lmao

>>151600545
>Gane was terrified in a fight he was easily winning

>oops haha sorry about that tommy m8 didn't mean to unintentionally poke you in the eye and put myself at a significant advantage over you haha my bad i'll just keep my fingers closed next time
>so uhh we're just gonna continue the fight, right?

Did Gane just not care in the Jones fight? His movement looks so much better here, and he’s way more lean

>>151600665
>6 months
lol Gane only fights once a year, it will be next October when they rematch

>>151600718
Should the UFC allow eye-pokes or not? If they're not allowed, how do you enforce that? Put two braincells together for once in your life you fat monkey lump.

Gane might hold the esteemed position of most unsuccessful title shots soon

>>151600707
30 strikes from Gane and 27 from asspinal. He wasn’t out landing him, he was getting outlanded lmao

>>151600713
He was scared. Tom hits hard. Didnt want to get heemed. A post doesn't include digging your fingers into their eye. He could have moved his hand without doing that. He chose to do it.

>>151592983
>>151592983
>>151592983
>>151592983

prime schaub would run through the current heavyweight division

respect to tom, no judgement for his decision, but he could have continued

Eye pokes, gouging and dirty strikes should be legal. Sport full of pussies? Gane won.

>>151600610
You just read my mind, I was thinking the same

I think the weight difference is just catching up to him, Poatan is moving up to HW so he fights Aspinall at white house card, and I think they'll make Gane fight Pavlovich and Volkov fights Waldo or some shit, and then Jailton moves down to LHW to fight Hill or Jan or Ankalaev

This makes the most sense....

>>151600805
no doubt b

>>151599195 (OP)
>new HW champ just quits after getting a boo boo
is the division dead now?

>>151600783
Aspinall was landing better shots.

tom fags are completely delusional

>>151600725
>video showing double poke
>b-b-but it wasn't what it looked like!!!
tom came on your eyes apparently, you're blind!

>>151600788
Tom hits hard yet he was the one with his nose leaking blood. The fat fuck was gassed and breathing heavy within 3 minutes. He wanted a way out and quit

I can’t believe the Heavyweight Division was healthier with Jon Jones holding the belt and not fighting anyone.

>>151600805
unironically

brown people in a uproar over not being allowed to cheat

>>151600788
He was dominating lmao Tom quit

>>151600848
AND STILL

>>151599999
it's over

>>151600841
Is that why Gane had zero damage and asspinal had a broken nose? Is that also why asspinal did a desperation take down attempt and failed miserably like a retard?

Bring back the best MMA gloves. Bring back the ring. Bring back Lenne Hardt. Bring back soccer kicks and stomps, knees to the head on grounded opponents. Bring back 100,000-person filled arenas. Bring back PRIDE

>>151600766
Jones is just that good
no shame for Gane to lose to Jones

even my wife clowns on schoober

>>151600867
Brutal 3 strike advantage

>>151600904

>>151600904

>>151600904

>>151600850
I could flick your big fat nigger nose and it would bleed

>>151600872
...A BITCH

>>151600702
I used to think that he was very overrated, one trick pony and unstable, unreliable. But when he managed to drown ddp (arguably the most toon force protected horse hoisting retard) I came to respect him, albeit still boring. But still has to keep going to disprove his unreliable, injury and sickness prone mark

>>151600833
*gives you ptsd*

>>151600899
Gane was literally crying from the damage

>>151600849
>double poke
Not really a double poke if one eye didn’t actually get poked, is it? You know, the same eye he says he couldn’t see out of. He quit clear as day, faked an injury and quit.

>>151600903
>loses to jobber Reyes
Gane looked scared from the opening bell vs Jones, probably was

>>151600147
transgenderism is demonic

Maxed out my threads, someone else bake

>>151600420
lmao dc was going for an eye poke too. DC poked stipe more in the last fight and constantly FEINTED EYE POKES as part of his style.
it was eye poke or be eye poked back in the real one era.
imagine the story if tom would have fought with an eye closed and WON. that would be a star making story
THAT WOULD HAVE EXCUSED A DECISION WIN OVER GANE AND NO ONE COULD COMPARE HIS WIN TO JON JONES BECAUSE OF THE EYE POKE.

>>151600743
kek

>NOOO you gotta let us get away with cheating
long overdue. should have been cut for rabbit punches long ago.

>>151600810
Dont give cheaters their way. Show them rules exist. Even if Tom was smashing Gane he would've made the right decision ejecting Gane.

>>151600938
Tom was literally crying cause he got humiliated on live television and had to quit like a bitch to get out of it

>>151600936
Yeah you're actually high IQ

>>151599824
I mean, Gane tapped to Jones when Jones didn't even have a sbumission attempt in. He literally just panic tapped in the middle of a grappling exchange with no actual threat yet.
He absolutely is that dumb

>>151600385
yeah

>>151600513
DC got poked bad in the first fight too, thoughbeit. Stipe got poked bad in the last fight too dummy.
Bisping was brutally poked in his ONLY eye and still won. Tom's eye was literally fine.

>>151599824
He's black, of course he can

>>151601049
bruh Jones had his hands fully locked clamping Gane's noggin off

Disgusting French faggot had to cheat

>>151600665
They didn't even fight a full round and as HW they don't have to make weight, why not schedule the rematch by the end of the year?

>>151599195 (OP)
Jesus, this should be a crime.