Thread 151599226

/heem/

Tom won.

the getting outstruck, outwrestled, bloodied up, and quitting like a bitch contest

and still

>>151599686
one of them has the belt KEK

Gane Derangement Syndrome running rampant in /heem/ as of late.

Tom didn't win, it was Gane that lost for not closing his hands.

>>151599902
...a chastity belt

>HW "champion" has to beg to not be booed
oof

Well it looks like yet another unsuccessful title shot for Gane

>I missed the erin /heem/ from earlier
Fuck my chungus life

AAAAAAAAND STTTIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!

tom was getting pieced up and took the coward's way out on the first foul.

>>151600783
>>151600754
>m-muh stat-collector

Eye test is definitive: Aspinall was winning, putting on the pressure, Gane's strikes were nothing to him.

that was caged Gane, imagine how badly Tom gets fucked up when it's not Locktober

>>151600910
LMAO

>>151600940
A championship belt

>>151600964
only woman worth boying is welil zhang. everyone else is a can.

T-Quitty lol

>>151601009
Kek

Watching the press conference, Daner says Gane was winning in his POV

.

>>151599686
I mean the stats are funnily close but watching it live Gane clearly won RD1 on damage, including the eyepoke IG lol

>>151601007
Only decent strike tom was landing was the outside low kick.
He was starting to gas by the end of rd 1 also. The writing was on the wall Godne was about throw him in th english channel

>get btfo
>look for any exit door to avoid the fraudulation

Wahhh

TRVKE TRVKE

Tomala should be cut

>I can't see wahhh
>Michael bisping
>Hold my eye bro I'm finna heem

>>151601048
who did he beat for it? no one. who has he defended it against? no one. tom is a niggerfaggot

>Gane tied for 2nd all time for most unsuccessful title shots in UFC history at 3, with Kenny Florian
>Undeterred, he is determined to close in on Joe Benavidez' all time record of 4 unsuccessful title shots.

>>151601167
hey it's that dog meme haha

>>151601054
You replied to a man with an unhealthy amount of Zhang Gang pictures

>got outstruck
>got his nose wonked
>got his panic takedown stuffed
>quit
KWAB

>>151601148
Who has he ducked?

>>151601249
What an ugly deformed piggy

>>151601120
kek

>>151601270
Jon

>>151601270
Ciryl Gane.

I'm starting to think Gane won't ever be champ bros

>>151599686
>stats almost identical
>Tom still has the belt
>GAYne is now 0-3 for title shots
>he is also exposed as the cheating french negro he is

uhhh tomsisters… dana thinks we quit….

Gane has been sentenced to be the sheikhs butler

>>151601111
>french faggot
>support his fellow cheating french negro
kek

>>151599226 (OP)
I couldn't watch the fight, but from what I saw, Gane did two eye pokes, and the fight got canceled.
Gane vs. Tom 2 now? Or Volkov vs. Tom?

>>151601433
>the descent into dementia delusion and despair continues for Ganecels

I'm done with this shit sport

>>151601486
Tom’s getting cut, this sport is too mean for such a kind boy.

Fabricio Werdum got eyepoked like this, but he still came back to fight and won the fight.
Anyone who says Tom couldn't see is just coping. He was getting outstruck, failed a takedown, realized the fight wasn't going like he thought it would, and then saw the eyepoke as the easy way out.

>>151601444
Gane is gonna get ZUTT'd...

damn

Gane actually looked fucking good too

I push my fingers into my

>>151601433
I'm not interested in the rematch at all. I'm definitely not interested in waiting another year for it to happen.

Was Volkov vs. Jailton any good? It's a surprise Volkov won. ngtl

Daner needs to dismantle the HW division they're all bums with zero exceptions

>>151601653
No, it was dogshit because Almeida is dogshit and did nothing with all his 'control time'.

>>151601433
I prefer Tom vs. Volkov.
gne already blew his third chance, and having a fourth would only set the division back.

not posting in the brown hand thread

>>151601653
No, it was a shitfest. The heavyweight division sucks and should be shut down for a few years like they did to that women's division once

>>151601653
Jailton won but people are happy Volkov won because Jailton won in a boring fashion,

>>151601681
It seems that this card was a complete piece of shit and I didn't miss anything good.

>>151601723
It wouldn't matter, they both lost in that fight, because they just show how ass they both are.
Volkov couldn't defend takedowns if his life depended on it, and Jailton can't ground n' pound and go for submissions if his opponent isn't a fat heavyweight with zero grappling

>>151601723
Jailton lost. He did nothing with his control.
No, laying on your opponent does not count as score.

You all like acting though and hailing MMA as the only real fighting simulation, yet you immediately cry the moment a very natural occurrence like unintentional eye pokes takes place. It's bound to happen in a realistic fighting scenario and pretending that the fighters should adapt and change their instincts to actively try to avoid eye poking is some pussy shit. If you get eye poked it's your fault, you should be aware of the danger and be able to avoid it

I don't really follow the sport, but in the build-up I've seen a lot of people saying how likeable Tom Aspinall is and how he could dominate the division for a long time and retire to boxing with his head held high.

Has he shat the bed with this quit?

Great card now we get two fire kinoplex fights in a row Dana is too good to us heemers

>>151601835
quite the opposite. his stock rose higher. he won the story. unfortunately ciryll gane will be released from the UFC before he rips another fighter's eye out

>>151601214
I thought that was Yoel Romero??

Unless your implying his weight misses DQ's him from that

>>151601835
His real goal should be to angle for the title fight against pereira and then reiter to boxing afterwards.

>>151601723
Jailton got outstruck by a guy he was holding on the ground

Glad I didn't wake up for this shit (around 3am my time)

>>151601873
>>151601894
OK

I think the solution is to instantly DQ any fighter who does eye pokes, accidental or not. No second warnings. you do it once, and you're out.

My piss smells like Cheerios

>>151601873
Holy cope

>>151601936
That, or doing what the NBA does with instant replay,

Gane's eyepoke seemed intentional, he just threw it at Tom's face out of nowhere

>>151601909
Most of the card was garbage. But the Salkilld-Hapqarast heem was unreal.

There is one title that Ciryl Gane CAN secure...

And that title is "most unsuccessful title shots in UFC history". He needs one more and the record is his.

>>151601998
>Gane's eyepoke seemed intentional, he just threw it at Tom's face out of nowhere

Why would he do that if he was winning the fight?

>>151602053
Cause you have to do everything to win,

You never know if Tom was gonna have a second wind, and throw a bomb out of nowhere, like Leon,

>>151601998
Of course it was intentional, he's been doing that his whole career. His whole camp trains eye pokes. This time it backfired and his dirty melanated ways caused him to go home without the belt.

>>151602045
justin gaethje has the belt for that.

>>151602244
No, Joe Benavidez does with 4. Gane is just one failed title shot away from being tied for number one failure of all time.

>>151599226 (OP)
The narrative that Tom was gonna walk through Gane was absolutely destroyed today. It's beyond how people thought Aspinall striking was miles ahead of Gane before the fight

>>151602383
He was landing the better shots though

>>151602383
Tom is retarded for saying he will strike just to prove a point. Of course, Gane is a more technical kickboxer than Tom.

>>151601936
the UFC doesn't do common sense.
if they did we wouldn't have that stupid knee on the floor = you're not allowed to knee my head rule. we wouldn't have "first one's free" for all kinds of fouls, instead we would take a point instantly. waving off the whole fight over a foul is too much though. a point deduction is serious enough, it just needs to happen instantly every time, no warnings, no ref opinion rigging.

>>151601998
>>151602231
this. I challenge anyone to find a Gane fight where he doesn't put his hand in the opponent's face like this at least once. you can't find one because he systematically does this in all of his fights. figueredo also used to do it when he was winning. then he stopped cheating and he's been free-falling down the rankings ever since, cheating SHIT.

>>151602053
I don't know. Why did he do it?

>>151602463
in the rematch Tom should wrestle and break Gane's arm. just ignore the tap and keep pulling, then apologize. first foul is free, right?

Hilarious watching Ciryl bix nood himself like that

>>151602511
Tom story losses:
>Striking to le prove he can knock people out
>His gay tattoos
Story wins:
>Refusing to fight a cheating nigger

>>151601167
he had one eye but no blurred vision he lost his eye to a headkick KO not some poke

>>151602576
you forgot:
>literally making Jon Jones retire without even having to fight him

>>151601975
imagine thinking veneers and a body covered head to toe in black ink would be a good thing for a fighter

>>151602463
That's cope, he tried to take him down and couldn't

Possibly the most based event in recent history.

>Judges HEEM habitual crotch sniffer Almeida
>The whole world is reminded that women's sports are gay
>Gane finds out that blatant cheating didn't work and leaves without the belt

Reminder Gaethje got eyes poked twice, broke his nose and STILL finished Max Holloway

>>151602990
i got a boner during the vern jandiroba fight

Turkey Tom don't get ya eyeballs squished playa

>>151603207
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but that means you're gay

>>151599226 (OP)
you guys are just contrarians
now that people are turning on tom you're all going to be his biggest fans

Gane won this fight and Tom retards can cope all they want
The baddest man on Earth quit at the first sight of adversity against a French man

Now that the dust has settled, was the ducking warranted in hindsight?

>>151603267
Reddit and youtube redditors still love clitspinall

>>151603270
UH OH STINKY

>>151601148
dana is a nigger lover who wants a big black man as the face of the ufc
if you can't see this you're ngmi

>Tom gets finger poked knuckle deep in his left eye
Tom says after the fight
>I just got poked knuckle deep in me Eye
Okay so far so good. We all agree with that
But here's the problem:
>He's holding the rag to his right eye

I am almost ecstatic

>>151603274
Yes, jones was 100% correct when he said tom did not earn a title fight and hadnt done enough, his biggest win was sergei pavlovich who is basically just white tai tuivasa

>>151603307
oops
>>151601433

grim times
dont worry lads my boy jdm will brutally heem hugachev in a few weeks to make up for this clown show

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

TACTICAL TRVKE

>gane did no crazy finger extending, he just put an open hand out
>tom's left eye had the much worse poke, but the fight was stopped over the right eye
>gane was having an ideal first round, tom clearly wasn't getting the quick finish he was supposed to
there's just no denying it. gane won the battle.

Pereria is going to be the first ever three division champ and make it look easy while doing it.

>>151602463
Literally shot a takedown within the first minute and 2 seconds of the fight lmao

>>151603343
JaiDsM finna get packed and Pozzed by Slamdaddy sadly

reminder that the doctor said tom's eye looked fine after looking at it btw

all-time rip

heh at least Dana does keep his word.
>promise that he would make it up to Volkov
>hand him a free win despite being crotchsniffed whole fucking fight.

The reason Gane looked so upset on his knees after the fight is because he knows he's not gonna get let off with even the slightest amount of cheating in the rematch, which his what his gameplans usually rely on

>>151603438
Did he really? KEK Glad I forgot this one was on early

>>151603456
The lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep

>>151603376
>make it look easy while doing it
Because it is for these talent-starved lhw and heavyweight divisions
Pereira gets smoked in pride/strikeforce. What does he do against a young DC or young Fedor? They wrestlefuck him to a submission

>>151603484
'fraid so... poor poor tomala

>>151603438
He looks so happy to not be champion, maybe that's his problem

>>151603371
>he just put an open hand out
>he didn't stab him he just extented his arm out towards his body with a knife in his hand

>got outstruck
>got his nose wonked
>got his panic takedown stuffed
>quit, even though the doctor cleared him to fight

BITCH MADE.

>>151603524
you would think it was a knoife with how tom was crying, innit...

>>151603518
knows the title is as good as his and its just another payday+belt on the way
levels

>>151603488
The Dagis are better and more advanced wrestlers than dc or fedor ever were, DC got manhandled by ank.

>>151603518
Unfortunately, that's not the way the world sees it... and Dana. Tom's in a world of shit. You must feel the fear going into the rematch. It's understandable.

to the newborn nursery, i'm sure

UHH SAVE ME EDDIE HALL UHH ME SON UHH ME EYE LOOK LOOK HE POKED ME STOP BOOING WAAAAH UHHH IM BLIND UHHHH IM THE BADDIST MAN ON THE PLANET

Has Jon weighed in yet?

Didn't even take a full round for Tom to give up, KWABOTY

Is kicking himself for not aura-farming Tom now? Clearly would have been an easy W for him.

Tom was getting pieced up. Got his takedown stuffed. He knew that if the match went longer, he would just get jabbed to his already bloodied nose for the next 5 rounds and lose a humiliating 50-45. So he took the first excuse to quit like a bitch. Just strip him honestly.

>>151603568
Fedor won a Sambo match against one of Fazza's students

>>151603591
Imagine how crazy it would be if Tom's retna detached like bisbongs.

what next for gane? almeida?

>>151603591
Are they treating his vagina there?

>>151603568
This is cope. Dagis don’t scale well at all in the higher weight classes. And Fedor swept Abdulmanap’s student without trouble in a combat sambo tournament. They’re overrated at anything over 200 lbs

World's baddest man
Jon ran from me
Gane won't last a round
Gane has no chance to win.....acccckkkk

>>151603672
>one pfp has a white eyepatch
>one pfp has a black eyepatch
woah

>>151603662
like 50 years ago, lets be honest anything before like 2014 in MMA terms literally does not matter

>>151603708
why

Gane 4.0 would beat Jon, he has ran the necessary calculations and adapted

why didnt tom just do thus

>>151603708
was that the year you were born or something

Daniel Cormier
>his right eye is covered in a bandage..
>..and what's crazy about that is his other eye is the one that went knuckle deep
https://x.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1982219734709076446

Serial Gay should be in prison

>>151603438
Yeah but by that time he was already pieced up. He also clearly didn't train for this fight.

The UFC is dying with these shitty faces who don't represent the warrior mentality

just rewatched the 'fight'
he didnt want the doctor to even look at it, he pushed him away and kept trying to keep him from checking lol

>oooh crazy shot from Tom!
>c-cyril's didn't land
>n-NO CHAT CIRYLS DIDNT LAND don't be SCHTEWPID
>o-oh tom's nose is bleeding somehow. dnt know how that happened...

>>151603721
Because there was no actual talent, wow fedor beat up janitors and hobbyists that have been training for like 2 years while working at mcdonalds! how impressive

>>151603708
Heavyweight hasn’t evolved since 2010 so that’s telling something

>detaches your retina with a 1 finger pressure point chakra technique
the cost of underestimating bon gamin

>Tom getting blamed for Jones ducking him
>Tom getting blamed for Gane eye-poking him
How is it that nobody likes Tom? Lmao

Tom lost the first round, quit and cried. He'll go into the rematch with zero confidence Gane is easily winning. Again.

DANER JUST CALLED TOMALA A BITCH KEK

>>151603752
He's White.

>>151603736
Belal won the rematch

>>151603688
gane ruptured his micropenis im afraid it's beyond repair and will have to be amputated
whether or not he gets the full bottom surgery remains to be seen

>>151599226 (OP)
>Poatan laughing at Tom and immediately calling out Jones
retard just ruined any chance of him having a big superfight with Pereira cause he fucking quit

>>151603726
That was the year i raped your whore mothers gaping cunt into the ground sending her straight to hell.

TRVTHNUKE:

if Gane had actually trained for Jones and had any Takedown defense at all, he would have won easily.

It's time to admit it, Gane is much much better than the rest of the HW division.

>>151603730
Literally shot a takedown within the first one minute and 2 seconds of the fight. Before he was even wonked.

Gane will throw a nutshot in the first round of the rematch

>>151603758
You're brown and we should have just genocided browns when we ruled the world.

>>151599686
why is it no contest? should be win be disqualification?

>>151603743
Is it really the current HW any better? They're all fatasses except for two or three guys

>>151603748
DESU the only talented HW champion in the last like 20 years is jon jones, haters will cope but this is a certified trvth nvke

JUST HOW GOOD IS JON BONES JONES?!?!?!?!!?

*farts*

>>151603803
Yeah they're trash, still stands that even some bum like tai tuivasa would absolutely sleep fedor in his prime.

>>151603752
People online seriously overestimate the numbers of loudmouths who shit on guys like Jon and Gane
Reality is the fighters that reddit “im le heckin good guy” fans hate are the biggest fan favourites. DC was literally despised by 90% of the UFC fanbase and booed by them in his feud with Jon. Jon is beloved by the audience. Most ufc fans are just bleedsters who don’t care about fighters like Tom who are respectful and nice. It’s an evilchad sport.

i've never gambled before but i'm putting everything i have on gane in the rematch

>>151603823
>covered the wrong eye
KEK

How do we protect eyes better?

>>151603806
Big nog and Fedor were great, DC was great, Cain was great but injury prone, werdum was incredible and probably the best heavyweight grappler but made dumb decisions on the feet, stipe was stiff but alright, Ngannou just swung and was big

>>151603823
All up in his pink piggy eyeussy

Guru was coping massively but he made a good point, Tom has been so dominant that somebody just winning a round off him without even badly hurting/dropping or almost submitting him suddenly means he's a "fraud". We'll see a much more motivated and spiteful Tom in the rematch, that'll show us where he's really at

>>151603768
Why does Dana hate Tom so much??? I thought he liked active fighters. He shits on him all the time and wasted a lot of his prime years.

>>151603823
i do this to my girlfriend all the time
tom quit

>>151603848
Do you actually believe a majority of fans like Jon?

>>151603861
MMA goggles.

>>151603865
Big Nog was a can who relied on every other heavyweight having shit grappling, got dropped nearly every fight.

>If anyone can match Gane's speed i-its m-me
>gets jabbed profusely

This tranny got humbled by GODne.

>>151603889
The fans that matter, yes.

>>151603877
thinking he'll do an aljo and need some sort of surgery so he can hide for a bit

>>151603889
Yes, newfaggot.

how upset are the neet bongs now that Tom has been exposed as extremely limited?

>>151603889
Most MMA fans are sheep that just root for whoever wins b, doesn't matter if they did it against fat middleweights/welterweights for half of their career.

>>151603877
The fraud part is when he's holding the wrong eye

>>151603854
you're putting everything you have on Gane in the rematch because Gane gave Tom a nosebleed (you can get a nosebleed from blowing your nose too hard) and poked him in the eye?

>>151603889
ANGERY redditor lmfao

>>151603865
Cain wasn't really injury prone, AKA's retarded strength and conditioning coach destroyed his body. There's a clip of him getting Cain to do 20 fast reps of about 300lbs on leg extensions in the gym and saying something like "let's see an NFL guy do that". You're not training an NFL guy retard, you're training a cage fighter who needs his knees

>>151603877
That means nothing. Only the biggest turbocazzies thought tom was going to run through gane

Fact: GODne is whiter than Tomala.

Jon Anik: his parents put him in training because he was overweight, but they own a bakery

>>151603788
Gane did a few right things in that fight "on paper". Defended wrist grab and hook to crawl to the cage. Against anyone else in the UFC, and against all his training partners, you are safe from a Guillotine in the spot he was in. Jones has a crazy long humerus bone and torso that lets him sink that choke in.

>>151603889
Jon board, Conor board, War Machine board dipshit

>>151603877
>without even badly hurting him
Toms nose was quite literally broken in half, if that fight went another minute tom would of been out cold on the canvas and he knows it, thats why he quit.

>>151603917
I’m talking about normal people not 4chan contrarians

If Tom got picked apart in the first he had no chance deeper in the fight.

>>151603900
>got dropped nearly every fight
Wow, the BJJ guy is comfortable going to the ground. Insane recovery and one of the best mma chins, beat werdum
His grappling accolades speak for themselves, he had decent boxing but horrible offensive wrestling I’ll admit

>>151603889
Nowadays the tide has shifted. During his 205 reign Jon fans were definitely the majority.

>>151603889
Next you’ll tell me that the UFC fanbase actually dislikes Canor just because redditards think hes le rapist bad man

>>151603889
Most people don't care anon. Having a strong opinion on Jones besides him being a flaming faggot and cheating nigger is peak Reddit behaviour.

>>151603889
The vocal minority of redditors that spam on message boards and youtube do not make up the majority of the mma fanbase contrary to your belief

>>151603954
See>>151603964

>>151603823
uhhhh tommy bros???

Tom is blind

thanks niggers

Tommy has been solved, he's never winning a match ever again. Its over.

>>151603964
normal people cher for the guy that's winning and don't care about what Jon wrote on twitter

>>151603889
The GOAT there is the GOAT there was and the GOAT there ever will be

>>151603986
The same can be said of 4chan edgelord shut-ins

my cousin said eye pokes dont happen in bellator because the gloves are superior

why doesnt ufc just use their gloves?

Tomala verbally tapped

>>151603956
this trvke post makes for very grim reading

>covers the wrong eye
KEEEEEEK he quit on purpose because he was gassed out and about to be KO'd

>>151603997
No problem man.

>4chan edgelord shut-ins
Oh xe is revved

>>151603979
>him being a flaming faggot and cheating nigger
Those are negative even opinions

It's currently only 5 am in india, wait a couple hours and it'll be funny how bad the cope for tomalas broken bussy gets.

>this tranny seething about muh 4chan edgelords
Go back if you don’t like it here NIGGER

>get jabbed in the nose (a sensitive area) without feeling a thing
>wipe your nose blood with the back of your glove
>it smears all over your mouth
>absolute braindead RETARD mongoloids screencap your face and try to make it seem like your opponent absolutely fucked you up
wow, there's just no winning as an mma fighter is there?

Heavyweights should be allowed to roid and remove the weight ceiling

>>151604058
Now show me what GOAT Jones’s face looked like after facing GODne.

>>151604032
was tom really exposed i missed the fight?

he was honestly looking really good. would be really sad if hes not actually good and jon jones still ducked him

gane collected the much more valuable data. he will now be even harder to touch and more aware of the distance he wants to keep. the aspinall era has been smothered in the crib.

The entire tip, holy fuck, he could have lost an eye tonight.

>>151604016
This post would of went over better on r/mma, maybe you should go back.

Alright heem I'm off to bed with a huge smile on my face
>>151603979
If you think jones is gay you are even beyond reddit tier online too much

>>151604056
>>151604039
Very telling which posters answers to edgelord shut ins

Gane now knows hes a quitter, its over.

lil Tommy fucked around and found out. This is what happens when you fight a genetically and mentally superior specimen. Take this as a lesson lil Timmys, we rule over you.

>>151604039
Thats kinda racist ngtl

>>151603878
>active fighters
>fights once a year
>quits in his annual checkup

>>151603861
You go do boxing if you can't handle the risk. Simple as. Looks like Tom's considering it.. Unfortunately for him and his "dad", they don't understand that their buddy Fury makes the big bucks because he's a star and entertainer.

>>151603861
The solution has always been a glove redesign that is closer to what they used in Pride but they just refuse to do it
That bullshit redesign they tried last year doesn't count, it didn't address the issue at all

I'm a 1488 Hitler dictator epicstyle

>>151604092
Very telling that your sissy clitty is currently leaking.

You know it, I know it, Tom knew it: Ciryl Gane was unstoppable tonight

>>151604092
A broken clock is right twice a day, porkman is right you might as well fuck off to reddit instead of whinging about banter and memes like a cunt

After an encounter with Gane.

V O L U M E S
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>>151604114
Ngannou made 30 million in boxing matches that nobody even watched

Tom is a quitter and is an Indian

>>151604081
Gane looked better and was winning the round
Tom looked chinny and had no answers

>>151604109
there's absolutely no way an african person wrote this post because they know it's the other way around, so who could it possibly be?

>>151601586
That poor eyelid, brutal.

>>151604141
You seem quite angry and upset for someone going to bed with a big smile on his face

>>151604090
I definitely won't start trying to prove shit. wait couple years and a video of his coked up ass fucking a guy will come up.

>>151604162
>and was winning the round
according to who

>promoted to champion
>retains the belt
this is not GOAT terminology

>>151604114
Boxing is objectively the better sport for a named fighter, more pay

>>151604180
I can swear without getting upset I'm not 7

>>151604081
>>151604162
>>151604149
Jon beat tom without even fighting him

dogshit sport

>>151603672
Bodied that deformed demented disfigured disgusting balding blind transvestite piglet fucking freak.

Francis would run through Tom like a motorcycle through an African woman.

>>151604149
why so serious Gane?

>>151604058
>blitz in like a retard like you've done with everyone else and find nothing but air
tom was already gassing. it was clear he knew he would gas completely if he kept it up and he took the easy way out to avoid gassing and getting heemed...
no one can unsee this b... it's over >>151603823 tom did the classic usman mistake and accidently faked the wrong eye.

Dana lost.
Tom lost.
Gane lost.
Jon Jones won.

Aspinall wouldn't survive a street fight, he lost the story.

>>151604201
uhhh uhhh this was the EYEPOKE that turned his face into hamburger meat not the jab he kept walking into like homer simpson

APOLOGIZE

Sad thing is Gane absolutely had Tom's number, he had broken Tom's nose and Tom was being forced to breathe through his mouth, he was going to fuck him up but he is just such a dumb nigger that he had to try and cheat too.

It's like how rich black celebrities will still rob and kill people over like a grand. Blacks are just that fucking dumb even when they're ahead and about to prove how great they are they can't stop themselves from being criminal

>>151604197
>Epic hakka face xD
Goob is dead to me

>>151604192
You’re upset that someone insulted your favourite homosexual nigger

I wouldn't trust Tom to defend his homeland from invaders, he would just put up the white flag and quit.

Tom Aspinall is a champion.

>>151604222
there's literally nothing wrong with his face it was just a nose bleed from a jab in the beginning that he smeared over his mouth with the back of his glove

Hopefully Tom goes blind

>>151604233
>Tomjeet thinks anyone cares he says le heckin nigger word to GODne

Your boy. He got raped.

Ciryl Gane def. Tom Aspinall via R1 TKO (Surrender)

we saw enough. at approximately 2 minutes in, the tom timeline was derailed. we're living in gane's world now.

>>151604230
lmao

>be Tom
>quit
kek

>>151604250
So a typical whitey?

Its like when Leon was winning the first round against Belal, then Leon cheated and eyepoked and fight was a NC. So everyone thought Leon was better. Then Belal dominated the rematch. Thats whats gonna happen here with Tom dominating the rematch.

>>151604185
Me

>>151604280
>now
always was

Valter Walker kills Tom

Jones would have absolutely destroyed Tom. Even Pereira destroys him. Absolute embarrasment.

Evilchads won.

Tom's gonna get heemed at the white house

>>151604309
We always do

>>151604266
>He got raped
But enough about Jon

gane is caramel not black

>>151604296
Except Belol got jacked like a brick shithouse machine in between fights because there was such a long gap and came into the rematch 10x stronger. Dana is already talking about the rematch for this one. Tomala has no time to change his baby diaper boy physique. It’s over.

White house card being a 1 night open weight tournament like old ufc is kino

>>151604296
leon almost lost to nate fucking diaz lmao

Just close down the heavyweight division at this point

>>151604292
there's a 99% chance you're from a race that was conquered and raped by whites
don't you feel embarassed to say shit like this? you know it's not true but you do it anyway, what's the end goal?

UFC doesn't want an ugly champion

>>151604340
one drop rule

>Gane vs Aspinall 2
>2026

Why are you all calling him Tomala?

humble highs

>>151602606
NASA analysis:

Gane's middle finger impacts Tom's right eye.

The middle finger is longest so that eye takes the most force.

That eye doesn't get much penetration around the eyeball causing more blunt force going into the eye itself.

Eyelids don't protect against blunt force.

The doctor doesn't see any scratch / blood because it's blunt force trauma.

Tom says he can't see, a massive disadvantage when his plan A isn't working. He knows he will lose if he continues.

Before any incel, cuck, tranny, nigger has a response, poke yourself in your closed eye with force enough to ripple your cheek fat (as seen in the clip).

Congratulations, you are now blind in one eye.

Dishonorable discharge from Tom but lives to fight another day.

Fuck cheating niggers.

Case closed.

Israel Adesanya continued to fight after being eyepoked by imavov
let that sink in

>>151604373
God I need to breed her. Tender loving missionary baby making sex with Jandiroba with lot of kissing and hair pulling nnnggha~

Graspinall these bullshit excuses to quit lmfao

>>151604364
everyone in the top 15 of the heavyweight division can heem your favorite childweight fighter with ease

>>151604401
>Israel Adesanya continued to fight after being eyepoked by imavov
he then got heemed immediately after

Let's say it was the 5th round and Tom was up on the scorecards
does he fight on?
I think we know the answer

>>151604425
And is more respected than Quitmala will ever be.

>>151604368
As a whitey, it's clear that whiteys have become a cucked and buckbroken race bro. Stop defending whiteys who willingly bow down to lick black feet and willingly invite invaders into their countries. Asspinall is the epitome of white cuckness.

a fight with a frenchman and he's the one who didn't quit? strange

>>151604418
This

>>151604364
it's so fucking over

>>151604401
and you saw what happened

>>151604364
Lower the weight limit to 240 or something. There‘s no reason for these fat fucks to be above that

>>151604353
Rematch won't be for another year

i finally figured it out. gane just secured the schedule for gane vs tom 3 to headline the whitehouse. this was the only way it could happen.

Shit card. It was pretty cool when we all thought Nasrat was dead tho

If Tom felt that he was going to win he'd have continued, simple as.

>>151604432
HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF TRVKE

>>151604379
>3 big fights a year
>they're always shit
nice "sport" lmao

>>151604439
when did aspinall say this

Nigger

Tom's son will finish what Gane started and shove legos into his wonk socket

>>151604432
Yep. He was already getting pieced up, he was gasping for air, he couldn't get takedowns, he barely landed anything and nothing significant. All the while, he was the GOAT and baddest ever coming into the match against Gane who supposedly had no chance. If things were going his way, he would've toughed it out. They weren't so he didn't bother.

Gane cheated, Tom didn't let him get away with it. Simple as.

>>151604456
it was the only single highlight of the entire event

>>151604432
He quits the same because it goes to the scorecards at that point and he wins

GANE WON.

TOM LOST.

eating sushi and tempura.

>>151604481
Gane outlanded Aspinall by 3 strikes. Why are people acting like he was killing him

only Tom knows what happened

UHHH ME EYE ITS OVER IM BLIND FOR LIFE ME SON CALL AN AMBULANCE IM DYING UUUUHHHHH

>

>>151604474
Many are saying this

>>151604495
Gane got away with it. He's getting his rematch (confirmed by Dana) and will be FULLY healthy going into it with zero damage taken whereas Tomala is in the hospital right now getting his ruined eye treated. Tom will be IMPAIRED for the rematch, a lamb for GODne's slaughter. He got away with it.

>>151604408
Phenomenal post!

>>151604508
brown people are mad the champ is still White.

>>151604530
>Tom, have you ever been fingered?

>>151604530
>what would it take?
we just found out

>>151604530
This was the moment I knew Tom would never be great.

>>151604383
Tomala Harrispinall

this is all a master plan to get Jones confident and make him fight Tom.

>>151604548
Dana said the rematch won’t be till 2026

The division known for pain, heems & heart no longer exists, its finally dead.

>>151604548
>Tomala is in the hospital right now getting his ruined eye treated.
oh but I thought he was faking the injury and no eyepoke even happened, that's what poo coloured people on heem keep telling me

>>151604481
be realistic, Tom is not retarded and the view of the fans doesn't reflect his own view
He knows Gane is a dangerous fighter and doesn't underestimate him for a second, even if he thinks he can beat him
He just decided that the risk of losing with a scratched eye was bigger and decided to larp in order to face him with 2 good eyes in the rematch

In the end Gane cheated by poking him in the eye, it's never unintentional

>>151604505
Powerful

A quick prayer for Tomala's eyesight, we Ganescholars remain humble

>>151604481
He looked absolutely shit and you could see the paint flaking before the 1st rd was over, a terrible look honestly

>>151604432
>surviving a few minutes with one eye
>fighting four and a half full rounds with one eye
Those are very different scenarios.

tom should be stripped
it's not right that he can continue calling himself the champion for the next 3 months after that

Gane had him dead to rights

>>151604525
>eats phone

I just hope Tom is ok. eyelid scratches are no joke. he could end up feeling a discomfort in the area for HOURS

Loving all the Tommy cope in these threads.

Tomsisters its ok, this isn't the first time tom has quit, he quit in the first match against blaydes and managed to win the rematch. I believe that xhe will win.

Does the UAE have the death penalty? It's what Tom deserves

>>151604116
No. You just didn't watch pride but for a few select fights. The gloves' mitten piece constantly slipped off fingers and had to be reset. Eye pokes and face posting happened all the time, Pride refs just didn't give a fuck. When Silva was over there, he was constantly outstretching his fingers like jones used to do into the eyes, the gloves did NOT prevent fingers from being out stretched at all.
Guys like Rampage just make it a thing to give props to Pride. But Rampage never eye poked in the ufc one time either. It's just a personal issue with people who eye poke. They will eye poke.

>Jon was the one that made Daner get rid of the new no eyepoke gloves because they can't heem
>Tomala's eye gets obliterated because they go back to the old gloves

Jon is undefeated in stories.

Tom sleeping soundly with the belt tonight, Gane crying himself to sleep with no belt.

HEEMINDER

THE DOCTOR CLEARED TOMMY REDDIT TO CONTINUE FIGHTING, BUT HE CHOSE TO QUIT INSTEAD

THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE EYE.

THIS SHOULD BE RULED AS A TKO LOSS FOR TOMALA HARRISPINAL.

Clean Monster would rape Gane and Aspinall in the same night

>>151604650
what cope
100% finish rate, all in the first round
vs a guy who got his ass whooped by a guy Tom submitted

Tom will be the first HW to quit his way to an undefeated title run. Levels.

Imagine Aspinall fighting Ngannou? LMAO

Almost 6 am in india, aspinal sisters now is our time to take over the thread.

>>151604633
He "won" the undisputed belt in a zoom call
The whole thing is a shitshow

How is reddit handling their hero quitting?

This is the funniest outcome desu

Gane was the one who cried

>>151604720
Tomalajeets.. .

>>151604739
Ngannou literally did not land on anything on Gane

gane? the french actor? why do his fights always have such dramatic results and consequences?

>>151604777
he cried at the realization his fellow man was actually no man at all, Gane scholars understand this

>>151604774
Based Gane giving us shitpost material for the next month of grim apex slop

>>151604712
Wow Tomala mustve dominated, huh?

>>151604783
And he would still bounce Tomala's head off the canvas.

>>151604783
He landed on top of him for 5 rounds

You got fucked out there kid, Gane fucked you good.

>>151604783
And he could take him down which Tomala FAILED to do.

Facts are Tomala is just holding the sloppy seconds belt after Jondaddy and Francisdaddy left.

This man has never complained about not being able to see out of one eye. Mogs aspiclitty to death.

>>151604815
Tomsissies even Dana is calling us a diaper baby, I don't feel so good

>>151604815
On the rematch, who will beenfit the most from this NC?

>>151604842
Why do you refer to black men as “daddy”

Asspinall would never.

Tom pussied out full stop

AAAAAAAAAAH ME EYE FOOKEN HURT ! ME EYE ! ME EYE !!!! REF SAVE ME AAAAAAH !!!

giga cope in this thread
Plenty of fighters have received far worse eye pokes and continued, stipe fucked up dc after copping heaps of em, Verdun v Browne
Wasn't bad, doc cleared it and the fucktard wasnt even covering the eye that was poked bad.
Absolute cowardice and the worst 'champ' the ufc has ever had

>>151604815
I genuinely hope a ufc fighter kills dana someday

>>151604772
go to the comment sections of the redditor mma youtubers (guru/bedtime/lucas tracy/etc) its the funniest cope imaginable.

>>151604815
>kid just didn't wanna fight

Tomalasissies not fucking like this

This will actually turn out to be a good thing for Tom. He’s been way too nice his entire career putting up with other people being rude and disrespectful to him, this will be his Black Spider-Man/Punished Aspinall arc. We’re finally going to see Bully Tom.

>>151604842
The only way Jones finishes someone with his hands is if he heems their meng

>>151604868
We know. Tombabbies are coping hard.

>>151604815
Dana's pissed at Tom
it won't make Gane win no matter how many times you post Tom's nosebleed from a jab that he wiped all over himself with his own glove

Tom Aspinall QUIT. I’ve seen much worse eye pokes that continued. He’s a quitter.

>>151604777
This is the look of a father being disappointed that his son is a loser and a failure, you should be able to recognize it considering how many times youve seen it.

>If I just say I can't see, the ref will call off the fight and Gane can't beat me...
If only Tommy had this mindset

>>151604853
Jon Jones is white.

>>151604850
Ciryl will be the more confident fighter in the rematch. He knows he can keep the fight standing and he knows he can make Tomala bleed. Tomala will be gunshy because of the eye heem and also may have vision problems.

timmy really needs both eyes to keep throwing 1-2s with his chin in the air? i'm not sure he even needs one

>>151604902
Tomala lost.

Again.

what does tomala mean?

>>151604942
surrender

>>151604931
>francisdaddy

>>151604942
it's a play on Kamala, the nickname implies he is a loser and runner up to Jonald.

>>151604942
Tom referred to stipe as biden and jones as trump in the part of the story gurucels leave out

We saw Tom’s bully side come out when he was swearing at the crowd, he’s going to become an anti-hero character now and /heem/ is going to start boying him, calling it now.

Negroes and jeets itt are absolutely seething that there are ZERO black champs in any division in the UFC and that Gane wasn't allowed to cheat his way to a win.

>>151604981
ganeald, i fear

>>151604942
It's a polish thing

>>151604904

Yup. Staying in the fight would have been a win-win for Tom. If you end up getting the victory, everyone praises you for being tough and overcoming the poke, and it's that much more impressive. If you lose, you have a built-in excuse, the fans don't fault you, Reddit defends your honor, and you can just get an immediate re-match. How can you even manage to KWAB yourself so badly in that situation?

>>151605004
>bully side
He sounded like a crying bitch like Dustbin Soirier did when he was crying about gooby being le dirtbag for talm bout muh whore wife

>>151604942
He said Stipe was an old man who needed to be replaced by a younger challenger like Biden. In this analogy Tom was Kamala.

>>151604891
Nobody cares about him bullying the obese fucks at heavyweight. Unless he makes 205 and starts fucking up fan favorites like jiri he‘ll still be an unremarkable fighter

>>151605004
you said this same thing with belal, things that will never happen 2.0

>>151605004
He's friends with piers

>>151601570
we talmbout THE Travis Browne?

>>151604868
not how it works, and its irrelevant
letting someone cheat and then continuing to fight with a huge disadvantage is the most retarded thing you can do
the fact other fighters do it shows that they're dumb
the only thing that will stop this from happening is having the event ruined so that dana is forced to change the rules
unless dana is financially impacted cheaters will keep doing it because there's no penalty for it

>>151604891
2 more weeks before Saxon begins to hate.

imagine being bood by a crowd who think a human backpack is peak entertainment
top kek

Didn't bisping fight with one eye half of his career? What is this bitch even on about

Thoughts?

Tomalajeets, you do know it's quite literally over right?

The smokescreen has passed, the air of invincibility is no longer there. The whole world knows Tomala is a fraud.

The ass beating Gane gave him has completely shattered his ego and he will no doubt be severely discouraged going into the rematch, which he will lose badly

>>151604942
HE PUT HIS FOOKIN KNUCKOH IN ME OYE, YE FAKKIN CAMELJOCKEYS SUCK ME ASS
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Gane crawls around begging forgiveness from his new Saudi gods*
what a delightful shit show

>>151605063
new zealanders once again showing their mental deficiency compared to australians, why does this happen in every general.

Tomala is that faggot DC all over again
>WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME I'M LE HECKIN NICE GUY, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS!! NOOO!!111!1
He will never win the fans over.

Tom was getting a little bit pieced up ngl but Gane ruined that shit with the most blatant eye gouge ever. Was going to be a good fight, Parker vs Wardley was great.

HE LANDED A FEW JABS IT'S OVER!

Paper champion

>>151605102
Umar has a good chin

>>151605133
>t. Tomala's train of thought after the doctor said he was good to continue and there was no eye damage

>>151605106
I don’t think any one or Tom ever claimed he’s the GOAT, we all know he has a few losses. Just a solid and usually entertaining fighter.

Tom needs to get his shit together he was getting schooled on the feet

Burns exposed Khamzat more than Gane exposed Tom, it's not over

>>151603877
Terirble cope. He wa plenty motivated and was trying hard, he just didn't have the answers for Gane and was getting frustrated. He's actually lucky the fight ended because now he can start from zero in the rematch and not do dumb shit like gas himself going all out with full power throwing at the air and doing retarded spinning shit while getting his faced mushed in by Gane's jab

>>151605150
Shot barely made contact with the tip of his jaw. Equivalent to getting floored by a jab.

>>151604942
Coward.

Guru status?

AAAAAHHH ME EYE LOOK LOOK SEE HE POKED IT AAAAAHHH *cries* AAAAAAH *peaks out to see if anyone is buying it* AAAAAHHHHH

>>151604116
>>151604686
doesnt matter anyway. most all eyepokes actually happen with the fingers already bent at the knuckles. even if you had gloves that locked your fingers into the curved position and you couldnt open them, you would have 90%% of eye pokes.
the worst eye pokes have the gloves 'closed' already. people are so retarded is unreal

Tomala was breathing from the mouth after the 2 minute mark. He's a no cardio bitch and knew that GODne was about to finish him in the next round.

Khabib also lost the story lol

Kek at how angry tommy got
>wot? WOT! Dont you boo me! Dont you FACKING boo ME you wankers!

Gane wins the rematch.

>>151605218
>Tomala was breathing from the mouth after the 2 minute mark.
So was Gane

>>151605176
Khamzat didn't quit after 4 minutes

>>151605189
Getting kneed in the face is not equivalent to a jab

>>151605230
Tybura beat both

tomsisters....

Genuine question: is there any situation where throwing your hand forward with your fingers spread is a legit move? All I can think of is trying to grab the wrists for wrist control but that wouldn't need your hands right in front of the other guy's face.

>>151605195
The Frenchman that cheats? Yes quite cowardly.

Gane Champion

>>151605254
LMAO

>>151604981
>Jonald
kekked

WHY TF ARE YOU BOOING ME

>>151605232
Yeah, Tom's an idiot for actually expecting class from an Arab crowd

the bri'ish just aren't warriors. simple as.

The Demiurge is keeping Gane from becoming champion but it will not be able to stop him forever.

>>151605254
KEK

>>151605259
this historical revisionism is so silly, tom headbutted ganes hand.

>>151605176
Did this come from guru? Insane level of cope

All this card proved is Toilet Asspinall would get his asswhooped and fucking heemed in a street fight and snitch to the cops and press charges. Dude's a bitch.

>>151605254
THE UFC FANBASE HAS TURNED ON TOMALA HARRISPINALL DEAR OH DEAR

STOP FOOKIN BOOIN 'IM 'IS OYE SOCKET WUZ A FOOKEN BALLEWN

>>151601570
Because you were behind his eyes and saw with them?

>>151605300
Arabs dont accept quitters like westerners do. really says alot

>>151605214
True. I guess the only thing that would really stop them is the gloves with leather over the fingers. But those all have seams and 100% a material going into the eye like a seam is going to hurt way worse than human flesh of a finger going in. We would see more actual cuts to the eye stopping the fight.
They should at least make guys cut nails painfully short. Izzy’s mail length is crazy

Honestly think Gane sensed momentum due to the nose bleed and thought he could get away with a cheeky eye poke to capitalize on it.

They should probably just DQ for eye pokes already because it's almost a meta to fish for a couple of them in hopes the ref won't notice.

>>151605165
>I don’t think any one or Tom ever claimed he’s the GOAT
Youtube "experts" did. Actually, no, scratch that, calling him the GOAT is reasonable in comparison. They called him goofy things like the most dangerous man in the history of mankind. Looking at you lucas tracy and mma guru.

he'd never quit a fight like this

>>151601724
well, there was this I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vAaQk-D5VNE

>>151605254
Disgusting foid

>>151605248
The least dense part of the leg skinning your jaw by a hair is probably less impactful than a jab. Still put Umar in prostration lmao

>>151605254
brutal

Tom lost the story so incredibly. It's baffling.

Tomala is the second baddest non obese man at heavyweight in the UFC organisation after GODne

Baddest man on the planet is still Ngannou or Jones i fear

conspiracy theory: gane and jones are the same person

>>151605254
this woman is azerbaijani
this is islam in the year 2025

>>151605125
Surely fighters realize by now that no one actually cares about them as a person? They‘re just animals who are meant to satisfy our thirst for violence

I guess tom doesn't see a way to seek victory.

>>151605453
Francis has more bodies than Jon. Jon is just an angry yt boi in negro form.

>>151605397
It's true. And I'm sadly afraid to admit that, I fear...

>>151605421
The knee is not the least dense part of your leg

guru not taking the no contest well

Pereira has much better grappling than Fraudne btw, he would be able to nullify Tomala's grappling too and HEEM his bitch ass into faking an eye poke and surrendering too. Sadly Tomala is never getting the white house fight after this shameful display, Dana practically called him a pussy faggot in the conference, Pereira vs Jones is all but confirmed.

>>151605460
Azeris are Sh*a

>>151605254
What a glorious day, gane lost but tom lost so much more, it couldn't have gone any better.

>>151605495
jon was facing his heroes and future contenders, francis was fighting bums thinking about retirement

>>151605254
BLOODY HELL

>>151605373
MMA YouTubers were the worst thing to ever happen to this community

>>151605214
contrarian pseud retard

worst eyepokes always happen in UFC

>>151605366
Imavov did the same. Anytime ciao was stringing together some strikes and getting into the fight he immediately got eyepoked or hit in the nuts. At least i have another fighter i get to hatewatch now

>>151605562
Francis killed a young woman and Kobe. Who has Jon killed?

>>151605524
po-tate-o po-tat-o

>>151605460
wtf i didn't know sizzas were like this???? i thought they were towels and brown

>>151605641
>>151605641
>>151605641

>>151603743
here is a fun fact

fedor finished a prime roided andre arlovski faster than tommy finished the 50 year old version

>>151605352
they take the zutting to the end like real men.

>>151605041
tbf dustbin used to bitch about a whole of stuff but did a whole of cheating himself like the time when he kneed eddie in the rematch, sneakily grabbed the fence against goobs, spat on pedo max

>>151605460
Azeris are Turks and you know how Turks are.

Dreadful

>>151601148
That guy must be nonwhite. Probably a Muslim.

>>151602451
these dickheads keep posting the point scores like they weren't watching the round. Tom landed nastier shit

>>151604844
and he got buttraped by mvp