Thread 151601316

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
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>2025 WDC Standings:
PIA: 346 (+10)
NOR: 332 (+18)
VER: 306 (+25)
RUS: 252 (+8)
LEC: 192 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 678 (+28)
Mercedes: 341 (+8)
Ferrari: 334 (+27)
Red Bull RBPT: 331 (+31)
Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
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TSU: 1057.86 (+34.78)

>News:
Qualifying: NOR (1:15.586), LEC (+0.262), HAM (+0.352)
RUS VER ANT SAI PIA HAD BEA

Gimi

lonso-pole

Fuck him up, Chuck, elbows out

not a fan of this tbqh

I fucking hate Norris he's not a WDC only a Car Baby Champion and he's gay

wtf i hate mexicans now

THE LESS I KNOW THE BETTER

How do i cope. What a niggerous performance from max

Is vpnfag the most pitiful creator of /f1/?

We take the p2 and p3!
RED AND YELLOW WINS THE RACE!

TOTAL CHEATLAREN DEATH

Who dies T1 tomorrow?

CHUCK WILL DO THE FUNNY AGAIN

your next world champion /f1/, say something nice about him

its actually over for ps3 lmao

100 mil to almost match Leclerc is not bad honesty

slurper incoming

McLaren dsq screencap this

are they intentionally making pisstrees car shit?

lando riggitini

>>151601316 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MEET YOUR 2025 WDC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>151601357
>creator
So that's what we are all called?

>>151601365
HAM

now im not saying anyone should but hypothetically speaking what would be the result of a thermonuclear device being detonated in or around woking? question?

T1 crash max bros

>>151601367
Looks breedable

Ferraris need to fuck Lando hard in turn 1.

>>151601376
please madam show me bob very beauty

ITS OVER GO HOME

I told you to put your money on Norris, Oscar Reddit is in the mud and he's a full race win ahead of Max. 3rd favourite ahaha, easy money

>>151601157
I've been saying this
>>151601239
>>151601344
>Literally quoting the cuck song
He's such a kwab

Goblino just don't bottle it on the first lap tomorrow

>>151601376
Need those milkers

Ferrari about to secure Norris the championship.

>>151601388
yes
yes they do

>>151601388
yes

we should get the word to piastri so he gets annoyed and takes out norris to retaliate

>>151601352
>>151601354
>>151601355
>>151601364
>>151601365
>>151601370
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>>151601369
KEEP CRYING KRAUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dont worry, no rizz will mental fatigue himself
t. knower

Ferrari pole tomorrow (dubs and it’s Hamilton)

why were max and sainz so early out for their last lap?
both of them would have won at least 1 place if they did their lap at the end

Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.

Penelope Kvyat is such a beautiful woman.

I understand now why people want AMX to win the championship

Lol why are they booing Lando Norris?

>pedonesia getting proudy
he will turn off the race after one lap tomorrow

>>151601399
checked please god make it so

P1 Norris
P2 Hamilton
P3 Russell

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE COPE IS: Max has more downforce so better tirelife also mclaren has no cooling

>>151601442
shut up or i hack your genshin account, seafag

Pee ass bros?

>all those spics booing for lando
wtf lol

inb4 Ferrari dsq for being underweight

>>151601481
We hate fags

Max will win the championship

>>151601436
>>151601441
i predict lando takes the lead from oscar after this race and mclaren backs lando and turns his car back up

>>151601481
did they?? lmaooo
ok mejicans are ok

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SOMEONE SAVE THIS SPORT FUUUUUUCK

Is Ham on probation

Piastri was shit on by Norris the last two seasons as well so why are people surprised he is doing it now?

>>151601504
It's just like /f1/

>>151601453
>his track record of botteling P1 start, Leclerc will pass him by the end of first lap

did redbull look at their last 4 races and think "yeah great moment to ruin the car"

>>151601431
Holy molly that’s a thicc woman right there there

>8 vpn fags ITT
shit thread

>PS3 is cuck
>max is too slow
>Norizz WDC
Grim timeline

>>151601504
amx and checo good
everything else bad

>>151601456
>woman
False

>>151601535
kek

tomorrow at turn 1 we are all CHUCKERS

>>151601535
have to keep the darkies in their place

>>151601481
medshitters are rooting for peeasstri

Max finally believes he can win this. He's not going to let P5 stop him.

>>151601316 (OP)
You know your mission tomorrow chuck.

>Lando "just fuck my starts up" Norris
>Fuck huge run-up to P1
He'll lose at least two positions

>>151601534
newey will save us

why does lewis have an ankle monitor on?

>AI art of choco senna's dog
mexicans aren't right in the head

why does he have an ankle cam???

>>151601431
uma delicia

>>151601495
>better tirelife than mclaren
KEK
they could go 3 race distances on the same set, the advantage has gone nowhere

grazias tootie

the good guys of f1

>>151601589
I'll give you chuck - at most

>>151601589
I only see one

>>151601574
claro anon, claro

>>151601599
Old man problems

>>151601580
agree

How pissed is Max for fucking up his points by hitting Russel in Spain...

You know, I think they aren't sabotaging Piastri. He is fairly in line with the rest right now, while Norris is the outlier, half a second faster than everyone else.

HAM brain reaching negative IQ

It's fine, Lando usually has terrible takeoffs. P1 will turn into P3 after first few turns.

>>151601541
And it will be part of the plan

>>151601589
And Norris, and Hamilton

>starting 1st going into turn 1 at fucking mexico
Leclerc is going to have a field day fucking with Norris again

>the less I know the better
You can't tell me Zak Brown isn't ordering his engine to be in top shape and turning down Oscar's. Fuck this goblin.

>the racepace from the ferrari's is usually strong
what?

>>151601431
>thinnest mexican women

>>151601496
Theres no need to be upset. I fucking told you multiple times that Deadbull and Min Verslowwin will got kwabbed at Mehico, Gypsie :-)

>We'll see how much I can win by
did this goblin fuck really?

Hamilton already with the victory speech. Someone messed up the scripts?

Digits and everyone on the front row crashes in T1

>>151601416
Who is that?

>>151601574
newey is pure shit bro

its over max sisters...

>boooos for Lando
>cheers for Leclerc and Hamilton

Lol

its so fucking over for piastri

he is either mentally defeated or ratfucked by his team or both

>I'll see how much I can win by
Love him.

>>151601543
they have been shit on high downforce all season, nothing they could do really except maybe swap AMX to racing bulls

>>151601663
and still he will save us

>>151601663
even if newey does build a rocket alonso and stroll wont be able to handle it

>the less i know the better

Piastri refused the cheat upgrade (or doesn't know about it) and its on Lando's car 100%

McLaren decided to cheat and prioritize Lando to win WDC

>>151601666
they kept hope for the entire week believing the sky f1 propaganda as well. lol

what a handsome tall tattooed black bull

wow

>>151601453
good morning saar

has lando been booed anywhere else? other than monza(and imola by that italianbro)

Hamilton will play hero in T1 and try to take the lead

>>151601625
Charles cares more about helping Max, Lewis would just let him through.

>>151601621
is this a reddit comment?

>>151601699
>>the less i know the better
seriously though wtf did he mean by that

>>151601481
they were shouting landoooooo

>it's over
The ONE I actually had hope. Fuck this raped world.

>>151601670
most likely the latter. throught the season he masterfully mindfucked lando on every corner, but now he got hit with papaya rules and given a losing hand. now all he got to do is wait for river and hope for a full house.

McLaren is sabotaging Piastri

>>151601716
everywhere where there are medshitters

>>151601733
jajaj like that episode of teh simpsons

easy max win

Lads I'm worried.
It's not looking good.

Holy hell i never thought F1 will this BTFO so hard. This is what overconfidence get you, cucks :)

>>151601424
CORRRRRRA

>>151601762
actually, those are pozboys

>>151601431
>I suffer in Mexico

>>151601726
hamilton wants the first place because hes been doing shitty this season. hes going to want that p1

Where has she been?

>>151601781
I really do

>>151601657
They never stopped having their tyre deg advantage, it was blatantly obvious in Texas when he was able to pass chuck on softs that were almost as old as the Ferrari's mediums.
The drivers are literally just both so bad that they flatter the other cars.

>>151601670
No it's not, he needs to do a Senna and Crash out Norris to mindbreak him. He'll then be back to norizz panic mode and bottle the remaining races with mistakes.

>>151601442
Fantastic post

>>151601791
el wag (forma de bogdanoff)

>>151601783
hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro

>>151601791
>fake tits

>>151601522

They’ve been sharing setup info until now this season and clearly Pastry doesn’t know how to cook up a good setup alone.

Would explain Lando’s comment(s)
>>151601388

That or McLaren are running very tight on cooling and detected an issue that required cutting engine hp for Oscar. I predict at least one mechanical retirement for McLaren tommorow.

>>151601747
Please don't check the religion of Zack Brown

>>151601823
doesnt take much skill to get a slip stream and full send turn 1 taking out norizz
actually it takes no skill at all even lance could do it

>>151601768
AMX is targeting first, he needs to be ahead of Piastri who is currently leading

Norris can be dealt with later, the gap to him is smaller

>>151601791
The front lines using those silicone milkers to clear landmines.

>dyson ads
I will now buy your overpriced jewish shit

>>151601791
Yuk

>>151601796
Why would they hire the driver who got bullied by a 17 years old boy?

>>151601791
Those tits are about as real as are PS3's WDC chances.

oh no lando

>>151601660
a tranny

ok, now you can start doomposting

max will be stuck behind russel all race isnt he

>>151601791
in my bed

>waaah why is lando good now! cheats!
you need to stop coping and realize lando is just good.

he would have dominated piastri in cota easily before being taken out.

now he just pulled a rabbit out of the hat while piastri is nowhere to be seen. he's motivated and locked in, and the copers ITT think it's mclel sabotage. you're not better than hamilton fans thinking he's being sabotaged when he does bad.

Max will win.

>>151601791
russian sanctions and crypto crash forced her to be a toilet for arabs again

>>151601791
If i remember right her sugar daddy was one of those crypto scam guys who got caught. So shes back to being a normal whore now.

They bribed Piastri with millions to hand Lando the championship lead

>>151601823
>>151601843
Neguinho couldn't overtake a disabled snail let alone Leclerc in a Ferrari

>>151601791
reminder

>>151601884
fun fact: it's still on the table

>>151601666
I chose to believe.

BOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151601904
>>151601912
They were at the event in Texico so I doubt it.

>>151601543

The snaps Verstappen was getting every single lap in the esses, any other driver would have binned it at least a couple times, it’s gonna suck in dirty air tommorow

>>151601960
just like colapiss!

Anyone but norris please

after 21 I will literally never stop believing

If Max cant overcome the deficit and Lando wins it will suck but its not like we haven't had a mentally weak shitter win like Damon Hill cause of a far superior car before. What will be annoying is how insufferable Sky Sports will be about Lando going forward. You can already hear it in Croft and Ted's voice how much they want him to win.

>>151601884
>Doomposting
>Max Verstappen
Yeah, no. Until it's mathematically impossible for him to win, you can't rule him out.

Let's be real, if Leclerc has a good start, yielding to him is the correct move for Norris. He literally only has to not get taken out at T1 and he'll win big points on Verstappen and Piastri. Probably even overtakes Leclerc back later in the race.

>>151601987
OH YOU WILL GET LANDO

I would like to apologize to Argentina for how we are treating their Fangio regen

>>151601394
Gay faggot how often do you want to post this?

I only entertain all this seemingly schizo posting because I hate Zak Brown and he is legally on the record for doing shit like not letting Chudmasters put O'Ward in a video game so he won't get uppity.

>>151601960
>>151602010
you guys are right, i apologize

>>151602005
I don't even want to think about it

Reminder that the Lando spammer is just Ham spammer and should be ignored.

Right, lets do some copium huffing
Lets assume Norris wins, Verstappen gets a 3rd place and Piastri finishes 5th
That would take the points standings to Norris 357, Piastri 356, Verstappen 321
Verstappen would still be closing the gap on the WDC, just not to the same driver he was closing to before
After this with 4 races and 2 sprints (and vegas where mclaren have been shit for the past two years) there's still a chance at Verstappen stealing the big prize
I've seen him come back from worse

>>151601992
Damn, she was ready to suck his dick right there and there

>>151601316 (OP)
The funny thing from this though is that Oscar will finish the championship p3 lol

>>151601365
Cola

>

What's with all the vpnfags having a meltdown? From the looks of the thread, you'd think Max got taken out in Q2 or something.

>>151602065
he is not getting 3rd lmao

i don't think R JORJ is going to win the WDC

>/F1/ Right now
Its so fucking funny seeing you people

>>151602082
>ps3
>p3
poe3

>>151602082
>the guy mentored by mark webber takes a championship lead then fumbles it all into the bin by the end of the season
Checks out

>doomposting
Its like you faggots learnt nothing from 2021

That George P4 ahead of max is killing we are doomed lads norizz will take it

>>151601976
That nigga enjoys being cucked doesn’t he

>you people
RACIST

>/f1/ having a full on melty
Lmao

The copium is that Norris was theoretically the gap Max had to close ever since Oscar started to bottle and that gap is closer.

>>151602119
Man was it doom mode during Qatar 2021...

>>151602145
calm down

>>151602113
>/F1/
let me guess, your favorite board is /B/?

>>151601791
>>151601892
>>151601992
>>151601976
>Fake tits

The FUCKING GOAT
TOTAL F1 DEATH

>>151602163
>ynr jeddah 2021
It was a fucking nuclear fallout

>>151602119
Why would the FIA fix it for us again?

>>151601845
If the race ends like this, we'd have
NOR 357
PIA 352
VER 316
So, last week Max was 40 points away from the leader and now he'd be 41 points behind the (new) leader with one race less. He really needs a better result tomorrow

>>151602005
>>151602051
>yjk after a while the story will be that despite RB having the faster car for the latter half of the season, Norris managed the gap beautifully and pulled incredible performances to seal the title

>>151602174
you would be surprised how many of us are here....

>lawson is shit
>ps3 is shit
Who is the next closest non-brown geographically to NZ that I can support instead?

>>151602174
no its, /A/

It's VerstappOver

there's no way both ferrari are finishing the race

>>151602229
>incredible performances
ah yes, like ...
and who can forget uh...

>>151602262
not us, we are on the other side plus we spics

Chuck will do it again i believe

>>151602269
betting is a degenerate thing done only by, clearly, weakminded people

>>151602177
like you wouldn't rape this, be real

>>151602311
Checked

is the dream dead?
Max needs every point and he just isnt fast

>>151602229
"Zak Brown beautifully managed the championship fight between his two drivers like nobody before them, kept it fair and the better man one in the end!"

>>151602262
Jack Doohan

>>151602226
Hamilton dropping two places is a given plus it's realistic to think Leclerc will overtake Norris on the start and hold position in a useless DRS circuit
So it's a 32 point gap between NOR and VER which with only 4 races left is hard to beat

sex with Ruth

>>151602311
by that logic he'd be doing it to hamilton, which would still be funny in all fairness

how is FOM rigging it so the "championship fight" is still a thing?

OF ALL THE COPIUM
LANDO NORRIS WINS THE MEXICO GRAND PRIX

Australia loses again

05-06-26-27-28

>>151602274
Hungary is hailed as incredible tyre management despite 1stop being the better strategy and even most midfield shitters pulled it off without problems

post quali glizzy hours

digits for mclel double dnf tomorrow

>>151602402
i like this webm, i did it so that you could enjoy as well

>>151602413
Reroll

>>151602269
max being a 75% favorite to win for all 5 races is not even 25% so all these max bettors are just delusional.

Oscar was mentored by this guy.

remember the clocks change tonight over here frens

>Pole on the hardest track to defend turn 1
+
>KWABndo NoRizz usual starts
LMAO, McKeks can have their party today because fruity boy is fucking dropping the ball tomorrow, and possibly crashing with Russell or Lewis

>>151602468
here too!

Enter the next F1 champion.

>>151602403
A one stop isn't even impressive anymore it's basically optimal everywhere. Bring back tyres that fucking explode if you go too long not this 75% of the race on a set of mediums garbage

there is still one thing webber needs to teach his padawan

>>151602402
>>151602433
thanks anon

>>151602468
1 more hour of sleep, but tomorrow it will be night by 18

>>151602486
>crashing with Russell or Lewis
let's make that
>crashing with Russell and Lewis
!

>>151602501
PS3 won't abandon Lily (she won't let him)

>>151602490
he literally has a girlfriend

everyone NEEDS to recite this out loud, with desire:

>Hail Asmodeus, keeper of fury’s flame,
>Lilith, whisper in the roar of speed.
>Tomorrow, let Verstappen’s will cut through the dust,
>His chariot guided by infernal grace.
>Rivals fade in smoke and shadow,
>While he ascends, crowned in chaos and flame.

>>151602486
Copium. Nothing ever happens lel

>>151602486
>norris having to attempt a defense into mexico turn 1
>leclerc determined to make norris' life miserable
>hamilton desperate to get a podium
This is going to be our Singapore 2017 isn't it

>>151602539
does she know?

Lads I'm ashamed I've doomposted, please forgive me

>>151601791
They got bigger didn't they?

>>151602578
too late, I already sacrificed a local child to moloch for a ferrari win

>>151601781
You have no idea.

there's some jew with his torah plotting for an norris win it's over

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151602655
cool it with the antisemitism

take off your vpn, coward

It's so over.
Goddamnit.

>>151602582
Norris has 0 need to defend hard against Leclerc at T1

>>151602468
Oh shit yeah.

>>151602608
yea i think they did

t1 is gonna be 9/11 for skysports

I LOVE THE MELTDOWN OF THESE PS3 AND AMX FANS
CAN'T STOP SMILING LMAOOOO

between stella, fat brown and the goblin, idk who I would love to beat the shit out of the most

>>151601791
>The webm of her half naked bending over and crawling on a table
im not going to post it, but damn...

dark times ahead of us
only lonso can save us now
HANOI
HANOI
HANOI

>>151602796
whats her name?

It's happening tomorrow

>>151602783
>fucks up the start like always

>>151602780
Legit kek'd

from left to right: lombardy - lazio - sicily

>>151602315
Wouldn't.

you think its over? well ham wins tomorrow

>>151602836
sexo

>>151602846
faggot

>>151602796
huh?

>>151602859
as long as the goblin loses

Lando was tortured into performing. Here is security camera footage.

>>151602698
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

i dont want the goblin nor the hamil to win/do podium
its over for me
yooooooooo santa claus is here

>>151602845
why is he holding them like a pair of fine ladies

>>151602874
>Poojeet would rape anything with a hole
Big surprise.

>Q: can you tell us what difficulties you're having?

>oscar: "I mean it all feels okay, just no pace. it's a bit of a mystery. it's just been more or less the same gap all weekend so we'll have a look at where it was going wrong then but uh yeah. obviously a bit frustrating."

https://x.com/oscarsslando/status/1982212688215433664

>>151602884
so obvious she's a lousy lay

>>151602963
quite mysterious indeed

>>151602968
At least she's bending/arching a little, you haven't seen girls who doesn't do it at ALL like I have despite them liking doggy.

>>151602963
(((Zack Brown))) isn't even hiding it dayum

stop saying it's over. 5 races and 2 sprints.

>>151602355
is this ai

>>151602953
yeah sissy faggot you wanna fight about it

This season has been complete shit and now it will be an easy coast for the goblin with ps3 and dead bull shitting it up. We are entering the worst possible ending.

>>151601892
why the fuck do I get warned for this? mods doesn't even know that she is related to F1?

>>151603104
gotta look like you're working for the pay

>>151603102
This is what happen if you dont Save Sakura
We reached the DEAD END

>>151603141
I guess kek

>>151602610
Marc sent you the instructions? Very nice of him.

>>151603099
How common is child abuse in India?

I'd call this a slam dunk if this was any driver other than Lando Norris that has to do it
I know his ass is either 3rd or in the wall by the end of Lap 1

>>151602698
It's just the indog or the hamspammer once again, just report him for the low quality posts.

enough

>>151603099
you eat literal shit off the floor

>>151603160
https://time.com/archive/7135560/nearly-a-quarter-of-men-in-some-asian-countries-admit-to-rape/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Gujarat_violence
>Barring a few, in most instances of sexual violence, the women victims were stripped and paraded naked, then gang-raped, and thereafter quartered and burnt beyond recognition. . . . The leaders of the mobs even raped young girls, some as young as 11 years old . . . before burning them alive. . . . Even a 20-day-old infant, or a fetus in the womb of its mother, was not spared.

>>151602951
that's how humans commonly pose for the "photography" ritual

methinks some of you need to go beddy bye cause youre cranky

>>151603099
i know it smell crazy in there

>>151601365
Kimi into Max
Bearman into Yuki
Somehow Alonso gets caught in the mess too

Podium is NOR, RUS, LEC

many posts about the lack of games in the pe es triple, but no mention on the ps2

>>151602524
How does she prevent him from leaving? What power does she have on him even as a crazed psycho bitch who's not above any dirty tactic?

>>151603099
Jeets can't even win a fight with pakis or chink manlets.

>>151603099
Saar, shouldn't you be smearing cow shit all over your face saar?

>>151603439
>RUS
t. /f1/'s resident NARB KNOBBLER

>>151602269
At what point does George get mathematically removed from the equation
And more importantly, what does he need to win?

>qualifying ends
>thread devolves into random racism
I'll be back for lights out when Norris cuts through the grass to keep the lead and isn't penalised for it

jejeje
i miss this charles to be honest, we had him back at baku but i need more of him

alonsooooo alosnoooo alonsooooo alonsoooo alosnoooo

Lads, lads, lads, lads
What if next year's nooi rocketship provides the retard a win. Just a single one.

>>151603555
After this event.
He's 94 points behind so he would need to stay within 83 points by the end of the weekend.

>>151603606
why werent the mercs blackfalged???
>>151603626
strollers, we rise

>>151603580
>but i need more of him

>>151603714
why are you like this? we are just having some fun
jajaja he crashed, you know?

>>151603734
brit on brit racism

>>151603794
he is 72, thats a decent hairline foir his age

>>151603762
>we are just having some fun

No Rain tomorrow sadly

>>151603902
are you sure?

>>151603972
look at the pic, no rain on sight
wasnt she the lady that was dating some cod pro player and he left her to play even more cod?
i would cum inside her

Lando Norris

>emily got raped
>norris won qualis
what a shit day
WHAT A SHIT DAY
I FUCKING HATE THIS

>>151604024
>>emily got raped
Literally WHO?

>>151604024
why do you care

>>151604024
I blame webber for this

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those engines, I knew it was at Monza! One after Zandvoort, as if my garage could ever make such a mistake! Never! Never! I just–I just couldn't prove it!

Surely this would be the race Hamilton would get a podium finish.

Norris Iwasa Gimi Gasly Ericsson Ricciardo

You faggots laughed at me last thread. Not laughing so much now are you?

>>151604111
funny post and good numbers
you are in a roll

>>151604127
My dubs confirm your supposition.

¡Viva Mexico!

>>151604024
nobody cares of your otk shit

what IS he doing

>inb4 his own team is literally sabotaging his own car
oh please

>>151604322
Looking forward to the new schizoposting

>>151604322
goblin preferential treatment + wobbler mentorship

>>151604322
confidence issue
the boys got ze yippes

>>151604322
>>inb4 his own team is literally sabotaging his own car
>oh please
his own teamMATE is literally sabotaging his own car

>>151604322
choking

>>151604322
look up medshitter theory

>>151604557
I can't believe Legasov would do this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uasMmz6nVk
>short run, long run it all felt like trash, things aren't going to improve in the race I need people to retire to go forward
Activate sharl lepileup

>>151604592
if i look up "medshitter" anything, all I'll get is your digital footprint.

>>151604632
>I need people to retire to go forward
Is he talking about the race or his team?

>>151604592
good afternoon saar

>>151604618
Why? He literally did kys himself.

>>151604632
I hope that Max's alliance pays off here somehow, but it is unlikely considering that even if Norris doesn't get taken out he will still finish second.

>>151601589
If Shamilton gives Norris the "Hamilton special" tomorrow leading into T1, I'll never bad name him again.

lando winning mexico will be the equivalent of max at brazil last season where he basically ended any talks of an actual title challenge
it's poetic that the two will be on opposite ends this year

dopey giraffe

>>151604849
Tbf depends if PS3 does anything but Lando will be fine outside of Vegas but I expect RB to do well next 4 races

>>151604798
>bad name
*bad mouth

>>151601388
Yes. Funnily enough, all those conspiracy theories Webber had at Red Bull are now actually coming true for his protégé.

/biz/ idea: singapore 2017 but it's mexico in 2025 and both ferraris crash into the goblin

>>151604756
>but it is unlikely considering that even if Norris doesn't get taken out he will still finish second.
The pace of the McLaren is unreal (because they're still cheating) Max and Leclerc both said as much and quali should have made it abundantly clear.
He could probably suffer significant car damage and still win, losing the lead won't do anything unless it coincides with a DNF.
Question is what happens with Piastri, he'll gain one position before the race but he was miles behind Lando so I wonder if that'll completely fuck his long run pace too.

peescatstree is just choking
seen it many times before
the car is fine

i remember you was conflicted

>>151605127
Get feeling so complicated

>>151604322
You didn't really believe Piastri was in contention, lmao? As if McLaren would let him actually win a championship

Im suicidal rn
F1 is my live
I invested my parents inheritance for F1

>>151604322
rat genes

>>151605178
how is mclaren at fault for him destroying 4 cars in 3 races

>>151605055
>long run pace is fucked
He had bad oace kn COTA I see a very likely repeat here Max needs at least p3 to stay close to Lando

>>151605164
misusing your influence

>>151601316 (OP)
>>151605302
Anyway I want to know why the RB is so bad here pace wise especially compared to Singapore another high downforce track did new upgrades fuck the balance yet again

>>151604798
he will be fully redeemed if he fucks norris out of the championship

>>151601316 (OP)
It's up.
https://youtu.be/kzoUudyo8-Q?si=fZA55kWB1RGSaqgM

2025 Driver Numbers
Lando Norris #1
Max Verstappen #33
Oscar Piastri #FoxSports 506 Commentator

max verstappen thread theme right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIAqGZMyOuQ&list=RDNIAqGZMyOuQ

>>151605393
Mexicos high altitude is practically like driving on another planet with how sensitive all the aero is nowadays.

>>151604938
the writing is fully on the wall now
it's not a pattern anymore it's just fact, PS3 has lost it and lando just keeps gaining confidence
RB had a nice swing in these past few races but I think this is just bringing them back down to earth and where we've seen them for most of the year: miles off mclaren

gimi

>>151605693
Why does Earth have such a pathetically low atmosphere density? The habitable bubble is only like 5 km high

>max has 1 good weekend
>Everyone hyping him up
And all of it just for fucking Norris to take it. Imagine history books adding Lando to the wdc list. Eww holy hell

>>151605393
They said they don't know, but it certainly seems like he was getting a lot of snapping in those high speed corners in sector 2.
>>151605751
Goldilocks zone or some sheit cuh

this race needs something exciting or I will literally yawn and move on with my day

>>151605763
Deadbull got too fucking cocky. Theres no meltdown like this if they not bragging"WE GONNA BEAT NORRIS AND MCLAREN GUYZ" like a retard

They got utterly BTFO. Im gonna expect strong Norris race for the remaining 4 races.

>Bearman stuck between Yuki and Hadjar

The race ban is coming, isn't it?

made me chuckle ngl

>>151605990
Sorry, for trying to make your papaya carbaby championship interesting.

Digits and Lando bottles

>>151605763
He was having multiple good weekends apart from Singapore where he still beat both of the McLaren's.

>>151606097
Max is better driver, true. But nothing he can do if he got a shitbox. Piastri is fucking done. Hes mentally fucked. Better get used to Sky shouting Norris as a GOAT now

>>151605763
Yeah, those people were acting as if Max had made up 64 points in a short amount of time.

digits and race cancelled

>>151606078
Your first time hearing about the twins of terrorism?

>>151605990
>Vegas
>Strong McLaren
They will be fighting with Ferrari

>"Can you explain what you feel in the car and what's different?" Oscar Piastri: "Nothing feels different. I'm still driving in the same way, I haven't changed anything from when things were going well. Some things to try and understand because it doesn't quite add up."
Zak you faggoty as faggot i fucking knew it

>>151606551
Norris will be fighting with Lekek. Hamilton won't do anything other than trying to hold his position and get overtaken by Verstappen eventually. Worst case would be he takes Verstappen out.

>>151606551
It doesnt matter. Norris will too far ahead for Max to catch. I also expect Tomorrow Max only get finished in 6th to 8th. Deadbull car is too draggy at mexico they going backwards to early season level again

*farts in Hamiltons face and Hamilton smiles*

>>151606216
Is Ps3 done mentaly? or is it Fat Brown enforcing papaya rules he was ahead on points for majority of the season. I thought Norizz was the weaker on mentaly and on track.

>"Upgrades" ruin the car's speed for no reason
Many such cases

>>151606376
Janny reinstated your image privileges?

>>151606710
That fruity ass nigga probably said "mmmm tasty".

>>151606749
After numerous Cuckery ?? Of course. Hes mentally cucked more than Norris

>>151606654
the noncospiracy answer is the recent kerfuffles cracked the chassis which teams are notoriously slow to identify. in a cost cap era with the wcc sewn up and the other driver in second i dont see them trying to check it
unless max does the needful the goblin is wdc

>>151606772
Most people don't know this but the only reason Lewis experimented with Roscoe's diet is to try and replicate Ricci's farts so he could enjoy them in private

the race hasn't even started yet and norriscucks think he has the WDC in the bag yet we're the retarded ones for hyping the clearly best driver on the grid
ok kek

>>151606809
Cracked chassis should feel different

Guys don't worry

Max will win

Mexico last year was shit, so i don't expect anything different now.

>>151606771
idk. either my computer is whitelisted or i was freed from text image jail or switching phones triggered a block on the phone itself
as the saying goes dont look a gift horse image in the mouth

I worry
I worry a lot
I can't stop worrying
If Lando wins I'll worry even more

>>151606825
yea they think people made fun of him for being slow and he somehow proved all the haters wrong
dude's still a choke artist

>>151606825
This is modern F1. If you win Quali, you win Race. The race is just a boring slurpfest

>>151606825
He does though, the Ferarris are slow and turn 1 is all that matters now. Max could have a chance if he was 2nd or 3rd

>>151606840
chassis is the boogeyman of f1 where most times it isnt it but sometimes it is and it never presents in the same way twice and drivers shy away from blaming it because its like saying a cold day is to blame

>>151606928
Nothing ever happens

>>151606926
The redbull has taken a step back with their upgrades obviously and they'll probably take too long to realize this. Piastri is nowhere and Lando will take the lead in the next 2 races. It's over

Don't underestimate Lando's ability to crash for no reason at all.

>>151607049
Mexico has a lot of run off areas, he'd really need to fuck up to crash from pole with two slower cars offering him a buffer

Yeah McLaren is sabotaging Piastri. Also Williams is sabotaging Albon.

>>151607153
>two slower cars offering him a buffer
Why do people keep forgetting that Mexico has a massive fucking tow off the start line, we've watched it have massive consequences somewhere in the field like 4 years in a row now.

Let it go already man. This is DEAD END route.
Norris wins

>>151605393
Singapore is the outlier in performance, but Merc and Mclaren were still comfortably faster there
same for Ferrari as they were pretty off pace in Singapore but very strong in Monaco and Hungary

>Lando poor form = shit driver
>Oscar Reddit poor form = Team sabotage

>>151607277
they're both shit bro

>>151606787
>After numerous Cuckery
Fair point, he tock full blame for last incident. I was thinking his gonna be next Verstappen after last year. He beat norizz like 4 times last year. Mcfuckers till favor that bong. Its like reverse Redbull investing in worse driver. What I'm wondering is there car cuckholding going on?

>>151606825
its over

>>151607209
at most it'll be another episode of
>max gets P1 lap one because he is based
>gets overtaken without issue when DRS is allowed

So who is our next Boogeyman ? Russell ?

>>151607325
He beat norizz like 4 times of the front row start last year******

>>151607342
Leclerc on softs cucking norizz for 10 laps again

>>151607373
Of course...he's uber British, not just British. When he's dominating next season in a Champ winning car it will cause previously unseen levels of seethe

>Piastri scores half of Norris' points in his debut season
>Everyone says he's a future world champion
>Kmag scores half of Button's points in his debut season
>Hes dropped

>>151607425
Shall be posting IRA memes should that scenario come to pass.

/f1/ right now

>>151607458
Kmag was too based for this gay sport.

>>151607554
I spilled a third of my choccy milk

This qualifying confirmed a few things that I already knew. That the RB car is still shit, the upgrades were marginal and that Max only performed well recently because the tracks happened to work well with his car (hence the case-by-case basis that he always mentioned) on top of Max being Max. And that Ferrari still has a top 3 fastest car (but with shit reliability) despite all the retards insisting that the RB is faster.

Unless Max can magically overtake five cars on lap 1 turn 1, the championship fight is over for Max.

>>151607700
Oops, I mean four cars.

>>151607700
>"unless max can magically"
He can.

>>151607681
should have stretched it with beer

>>151607831
No he cant.

>>151607844
drinking beer right now while waiting for the remaining choccy to cool down a bit

How do we cope

>>151607277
>Lando has a team sucking him and sabotaging his teammate for him
>Oscar has a team actively sabotaging him

>>151607913
For me, it's choccy milkies and beer

>>151607913
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at3+shtml/252335.shtml?cone#contents

we dont
fuck it we ball

>>151607864
Says who? You?
Do not question the abilities of our lord and savior, max.

>>151607681
Yes, his name is canonically Mario Mario.

>>151601352
>now

>>151607913
>>151608056

Hope that Norris will kwabbed at Turn 1 or Pitstop (Not gonna happen)
Hope that Leclerc or Hamilton murder Norris at Turn 1 (Not gonna happen)
Hope that Max got a sudden Magical lovelove pretty cute (tm) performance +100hp NOS boost (not gonna happen)
Hope that USA suddenly nukes Mexico (Not gonna happen)
Hope for rain (0,000000000001 chance happen)

But anyway, Its over

I wasn't a //weakmind// in 2021, I will not be one this year. Trust in AMX

>>151608204
>0,000000000001
turn off the VPN

unironically do i get 2 bottles at the gas station to extend the stint to mid week?

f1 related because fuel load is integral to f1

>"max qualified fifth!! It's over for him!!"
Piastri qualified eighth, and he's the one that actually matters right now.

You're about to see Max rape the grid with a Japanese engine

I think it will be a cheeky Haas podium
Bearman will bring it home

>>151608204
Norris can kwab anywhere, it's not limited to turn 1.

Nothing ever happens.
Anyway gonna sleep early. Bye

maybe the real '25 WDC is the frens we made along the way

>>151608302
Do I continue to drink and read about stuff like Golden Gate suicide statistics while watching >>>/wsg/feels webms? Well, yes. But I also intend to not buy more booze tomorrow and instead enjoy Max being Max.

>>151608440
The real '25 WDC is Max.

I told you.
2025 = 1993.

>>151608039
Got everything ready?

Max will not give up. He will definitely try to take norris out sooner or later this season.

>>151608456
yes but you arent getting kwabed by adrian neweys nemesis next week are you?
im only fueled till monday

>>151608480
not the vodka which is causing concern

I think it's clear that McLaren are using illegal driving aids on Lando's car
I have zero proof but I believe it without a doubt

>>151608573
the less you know the better

>>151608476
>>151607554
>>151607153
>>151607032
>>151605990
>>151606946
>>151606683
>>151605721
>>151605652
>>151605262
(You)

>New job
>Surrounded by hot chicks all day but can't watch F1 at work anymore
I'd rather have the F1

>>151608610
He's ESL thoughhowevermst

>>151608610
All me

>>151608653
thank you for your service

Norris, Russell, Hamilton Singapore 2017 moment

>>151608573
I’m both of these

whats the problem? lando winning is good for max as long and max ends up ahead of ps3

>>151608573
>>151601388
the less i know the better bud

>>151608829
Max needs to beat Lando too anon

>>151609047
>>151609047

>>151607425
La classe

>>151608264
basado

>>151606683
Max will finish beetween p4 to p7 fyi since Antoneli will be down pace vs Russell

>>151614401
Max will finish p1 because my digits say so