Thread 151605641

CHAMA Edition

i should masturbate to mackenzie dern tonight, i believe she's earned it

NO CHAMA

AAAAAH ME EYE AAAAAAAHHH LOOK LOOK SEE HE POKED IT STOP BOOING ME IM POPULAR AAAAAHHHH

>>151605641 (OP)
goated thread, poatan has seen too many fake ones

>br*toids actually thought this inbred tard had good standup
Can't wait for him to get KO'd in boxing worse than ngubu

The tide of public opinion has swayed in the ultimate disfavour of Tomala "Quitter" Harrispinall I fear. The streets are saying that Jon won the feud...

ME FOOKIN OIYE
OI CAWNT OPEN ME BLOODY OIYE MATE

tomalasisters we lost so hard this time

if you miss weight you deserve to be wronged by the judges
if you lay and pray you deserve to be wronged by the judges
fights ended by illegal maneuvers should result in a dq loss without exception

Pereira seems like such a cool guy to hang out with. Lowkey wish he would make me his sissy femboy chastity cage cumslut, but also tenderly take care of me afterwards with lots of cuddles.

TACTICAL TRVKE

Alex literally waved off the ref after getting punted in the balls by Jamahal, he would never even think about quitting in the disgraceful way tomala just did.

Counting rounds, it’s 1-0 to Ganes advantage.

>scissors
what did he mean by this?

Schaub milfs

I thought Tom had unstoppable takedowns and grappling but Gane shut it all down with two jabs? WTF

>>151605641 (OP)
I think we all agree that CHAMA does Tomala even worse than GODne did him tonight. His wrestling only works on obese 42 year olds and he has no standup to speak of. If Gane can turn you into a red mask of blood, PoaCHAD can separate you from consciousness.

>>151605784
He's distraught because he knows he's not going to get away with even the slightest amount of cheating in the rematch after that. Dark Tom will destroy this French Fraud

>>151605785
This is the straightest latinx man

Toilet Asspinall doesn't have the heart and courage to defend the belt.
In a street fight he would get his asswhooped and heemed in a brutal street fight and he would would be pressing charges for an agreed mutual combat.
He exposed himself and I just fucking hate that nigga, he's the next Aljamain Sterling and Belal Muhammad. Faggots like him are killing the sport.

tom aspinall has a retarded son

aspinall sisters is it over?

>>151605838
gyatt dam schaub's da man

>>151605838
rocking that bbl diaper ass

You ever notice how the guys who milk injuries all kinda have the same personality?

Belal, Aljo, Tom are the same dude

>>151605814
Tomala had xis testicles lopped off to feel more wholesome and valid

>>151605784
why was gane crying like a bitch?

...

>>151605641 (OP)
>scissors
Poatan says cut him.. sorry tom.

i like how much you guys glazed tom's striking only for it to get shut down with kicks and counters. watch the first seconds of the fight, gane goes from being worried to confidence once he realized he could time tom with counters. also tom shooting a terrible takedown in the after getting caught was hilarious, he was clearly gassing out from having to breathe through his mouth

reminder this was a title fight to determine who is the baddest man on the planet
reminder the winner quit before one round was finished because he was getting pieced up and needed an easy out
reminder the doctor cleared him of any damage and told him to get up and stop crying

Dana is going to strip Tomala for cowardice and will let PoaGOD fight GOAT Jones for the vacant championship at the White House in front of Donald Trump

>>151605838
yeah she’s hot

Tomala xisters... Chael is making fools of us all... Even Lionheart is clowning us and comparing our boy to himself. Smiff lied to the doc to keep fighting and won after brutal eye pokes...
https://youtu.be/nu0EpQXn02M?t=71

>>151605909
Honest, inoffensive, hardworking dudes?

>>151605940
reminder your nigga gane poked both his eyes out

>>151605838
lmfao everytime i see her i remember that do you have a gun story now

>>151605909
I noticed that they all won the rematch

It's so simple.

>>151605947
>TOM
>DIDN'T
>WANT
>TO
>CONTINUE
Damn Daner fucking hates this guy kek and he's not even a lay and pray

MMA

>>151605784
>waaaah i can't believe i cheated again

>>151606031
finally some good bunda

Reminder Asspinall was coached by Khabib before the match.
There's no defending this

>>151605984
cleared by doctor to continue
coward

the fact of the matter is that blacks run the heavyweight division
they're simply too powerful for the white man
tom only felt a fraction of ganes power and he tapped out

Take your finger and apply one tenth a pound of force to the inside corner of your right eye. You don't need corneal abrasion to have your eyesight fucked and the ringside doctor has no way to credibly assess much beyond that so his opinion is worthless

>>151605784
>b-b-but Jon told me I could get away with cheating!

Zatdaddy can easily become triple champ.

Gane and AGPoatan have nothing for him on the ground

Dern needs to get her bolt ons reinstalled

Ciryl won. Tom is a little bitch with a tiny pecker.

Me oye socket was a fooken ballewn, Dayneh, me oye socket was a BALLEWN, oye couldn't fooken see la
wha?
what do ye mane which oye?
uhhh my roight la?
ohhhh it was my left? the replay says my left?
ohhh yeah OUCH fook yea i feel the pain in it now actually let me switch my rag over....

>>151606031
uuuuuffffff

>>151606061
Currently ZERO black champions in the entire UFC

>>151606070
why do you have so many daddies? bit slutty.

>>151606049
Sorry m8 pakster keeps giving me prawblems so I have to protect myself at all times.

>Ducks Jon
>Ducks Gane
>Ducks Volkov
Is Tom the biggest duck in UFC history?

>>151605955
The redditors in the comments thinking they know more about fighting than actual former ufc fighters is hilarious

>>151606058
source?

Tomjinder could never handle a pawg milf.

>>151606091
Gooby never said that

Little ouchie?

>>151606050
>brazza he touch u eye u quit ok kill fazza if have to

>>151606115
I’m a slutty piggy for my Jondaddy. I’ve been oinking for his BBC for months

>>151606170
doc cleared him while he was pretending to be blind on the fence. also told him to stand up and stop crying
literal audio from the fight kek

>>151605955
Smith makes a very poignant and honest point. When Tom shot and felt the strength of gane and the failure of the takedown, they don't get easier. Not for big guys. Tom quickly realized the takedown would never be there for him...
Chills...

This divides the fanbase
newfags vs oldfags

>>151606170
Tomsissies don’t even watch the fights they’re talking about. Guess this is what happens when you develop all of your opinions from mma youtubers

oh hi there Tom, nice eyes you've got, would be a shame if somEONE FUCKING GOUGED THEM OUT

Why didn't he just block the eye poke?

thousands of comments, but only one truth: the belt went home with Tom. Levels. Chills. I fear.

>doctor says you're fine
>refuse to fight anyway
Tom literally tapped verbally. Gane is the heavyweight champion.

>>151606151
Nah he beat Volkov in 1 round. And it was back tattoo swolkov as well.

>>151605738
do you guys seriously find this attractive?

He's reved I fear.

>>151606253
unchilling and non scary post

now Tom won't even be able to see which shoes his son has pooped in. Horrific

>>151605784
the cereal... it's all gone..

>>151606211
that DOUBLE eyepoke was fight ending and you know it

>>151606277
Hopefully a missle hits her

>got outstruck
>got his nose wonked
>got his panic takedown stuffed
>got gassed out and quit, despite the doctor not stopping the bout
KWAB

Humble highs.

>>151606201
KEKKKKKK

>>151606277
love ruskie birds me

as disappointing as this was, it makes the rematch a much bigger deal

>>151605738
Ganescholars control the narrative

ciryl gobble turkey gane can't blind me I got goggles on

>>151606277
I'm a Tomsissy and yes I find her attractive. Imagine... putting her in her place...

Tom is a quitter and is Indian

>>151605955
I don't disagree with Chael or Smif but they were challenging. If you're the champ you shouldn't accept shit like that.

tom strikes with his eyes closed anyway what difference would it make

All cheating should result in immediate dq. eyepokes, fence grabs, glove grabbing. It should be embedded in the fighters from before they even make it to the ufc so that all cheaters are weeded out and we never even hear about them.

>>151606277
Least beautiful and mirthful Ganescholar.

>>151606316
doc cleared it, tomalas eyes were fine, just quit because he was getting beaten

>>151606267
Cyril Gane is 0-2-1 in title fights

>>151606319
I swear his mouthguard makes it look so much worse cause of the contrast in colors.
>>151606277
she could sit on my face until i suffocate

>>151606277
She’s so built for bbc, off to /gif/ I go I guess

Herzog was going to take a point from Gane so he didn't even win that round

>>151606277
well i guess the cat is out of the bag. yes, all ganescholars look exactly like this.

Should have been ruled a submission loss. "I can't fooken see" was a verbal tap. The doctor cleared him to continue. The fight was NOT waved off for medical reasons. He was cleared to continue and he gave up. Gane is the champion.

gonna rewatch jones vs cormier 1
funny seeing all the racists lose their mind though

>>151606397
you have never been on a fight and you have never been poked in the eye
your opinion is worthless

the only man that can save the heavyweight division

>>151606414
What about “it wasn’t your fault we know it was an accident “ makes you think he was going to take a point

WE will magnanimously grant tom a rematch

>>151606414
>implying it was going to the judges scorecards when Tomala "One Round Wonder" Harrispinall was breathing heavily from the mouth after 2 minutes and didn't even have enough gas to panic wrestle anymore
LOL

>>151606070
Nah. It's just too tiring to control and submit guys that much bigger. He wont get a double champ opportunity unless he defends against middleweights. Dana already shut it down.
Sadly Azamat will be there by the time he's ready to move up too... He just heemed Rakic with a jab... khamzats worst weakness....

>>151606469
bro lost his confidence after volkov

>>151606457
why are you defending the coward so hard kek

>>151606469
soft pusy

Why is the UFC so shit these days?

>>151606469
I was hoping he would be a new Fedor but it turned out hes a spastic

>>151606469
>what if tai tuivasa was a cracker
This is aspiclitties best win btw

>>151606496
because tom was their "great white hope"
this shit happens all the time in combat sports lol

LMFAAAAAAAAAO

>>151606469
Oh yeah the guy who got raped by GODne's sloppy thirds is gonna save the division fershur...

Khabeast could come back and be heavyweight champion right now

A british woman begged Aspinall to protect her from thugs and he said he couldn't see him and ran away.

>>151606469
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US

just got a bit of dust in me eye gunna take the week off ama

>>151605641 (OP)
friendly reminder this is the second time quitspinall quit in the middle of a fight when he was getting his ass kicked. he bulled the same fake injury card against blaydes.

>>151606515
No discipline, only social politics.

>Tomala 2 minutes into the first round when he can't blitz a 46 year old obese man with his head up in the air swinging wildly

We may have rated him a little too highly after he defeated THE Arlovski

>>151606640
How did the rematch go?

>>151606486
Didn't even know Matdaddy was a caucasus brazza. Thought he was some russian.

just rewatched and it's clear gane had tom's number from the start. you could see the realization sinking in on tom's face that a long and painful night at the office was ahead. well, unless you dive face first into some fingers to get out of it...

Alex, I’d be down to bring the highest skill level to the White House. I appreciate the respect you showed, let’s dance.

>>151606486
Murzakanov will at least need to heem Jiraped before he gets a title shot

KEEEEEEEEEEEEK TOMALA GOT EXPOSED FOR HAVING SHIT WRESTLING, NO GAS TANK, AND NO HEART

Guys, tom was in the right to quit. Hospital reports are showing that Gane illegally broke aspinals bussy

My pizza had black peppers and made my eyes itchy so i threw it away #champshitonly

>>151606456
In UFC lore Jon Jones is canonically white.

>>151606701
exactly, pay attention to gane's expression in first few moments, it goes from worry to confidence

>>151606703
Daddykanov had PigRoevWade’s clitty dribbling huh
I expect xer to vacate within the week

Eyepokes and nut shots should either be a point loss on the first and DQ on the second or fully legalized, this gay middle ground we're in now sucks. Oh sometimes you lose a point right away, sometimes you get like 3 warnings, sometimes the fight ends like it did tonight with a NC. Either punish the fighters harshly for it or fully allow them.

Any other Circassians in the UFC? Azamat looks to be an evolved version of the brazza phenotype.

>>151606720
KEK

>>151606469
Pavlovich wins the rematch against Tom "Hollywood" Aspinall.

>>151606673
quitspinall is really good until he comes unstuck and looks for ways to quit

>>151606319
Was this the fastest a touted future champion was exposed? By a fucking French mutt that thinks he's jcvd

>>151606701
Probably but the retard had to ruin it by cheating. Sitting out almost 2 years couldn‘t have helped tom either

let's be real here, Tom was able to survive almost an entire round with Gane, that in itself is worthy of a belt

>>151606802
>future champion
he's the current champion

kid just didn't want to fight

>>151605955
>Lionheart fought with one eye
>Tom refused
levels and volumes. some people just don't have it in them

I'll tell you what the narrative is going to be tomorrow, is that Tom Aspinall was in a fight that was harder than he thought it was gonna be (like Chael historically talks about) and looked for a way out. That's gonna be the narrative. That's not what I'm saying. I would never say that. But that's what everybody else is going to say.
- Anthony Smif in reaction to UFC 321's main event

Tom said he couldn't see after 30 seconds. Lil bro just wanted a way out

Tom's aura is in the gutter holy shit, everyone all over social media is clowning him for being a heartlet

>>151606813
i've seen enough give serghei spivac the belt

>Rematch begins
>Gane immediately goes for the eyepoke
>Tom says he can't see again
would be kino

>>151606826
which championship fight did he win?

hey pussy, are you still there?

Is tom the most fraudulent HW champion of all time? Name one former HW champion in the past 10 years that tom beats

>>151606826
Oh really. Who did he fight for the undisputed belt? When and where did the fight take place?

>>151606881
THIS LMAO he had the fight called off before the 5 minutes had even elapsed, what a fucking coward. He wanted the ref to call it as soon as he called time so he could go home and have nightmares about Bon GODmin.

>>151606877
LMFAO

>>151606904
You are the fakest person ever

>>151606871
>some people just don't have it
yea like Lionheart not having the belt

Gane didn't even poke him, that was a punch

>>151604783
gane is levels above tom

ASSpinall be like

>>151606904
no mate, me eye hurts !! it hurts !! AAAAAAAAH !!!! going to the hospital right now mate cause me eye hurts !!!

I don't even care about Alex Rapeira, but I admit he would do terrible things with Tomala Asspinall. This guy is number one bullshit. He's the biggest lie ever told in MMA. He was never good. People started talking like he was an unbeatable MMA god because he was being a 1 2 merchant against awful competition in the worst male division in the history of UFC. First guy he fought who's not slow and can move while throwing and he gets exposed like the fraud he is. He sucks and I'm ashamed to see people glazing this retard.

Thankfully, in the next PPV we'll be back to seeing actual skilled fighters headlining. Insha'Allah and NEW double UFC champion.

Tubby Thomas knew what was coming if he didn’t quit.

>>151606897
>>151606912
He beat Jon at the negotiation table.

>>151606939
He literally would have had it if he was a heartlet bitch like Tomala is kek
Having heart is more important than a belt. Real ones know. Smif is not a bitch like Aljo and Tomala

>>151606904
>Retired Bitch Of The Year

Perfecto

why dont they use pride gloves

honestly the worst way for the fight to end
tom would've lost less stock if he'd been knocked out cold

what the fuck? why are you booing me?

>>151606906
He himself admitted DC would beat him, DC recognised that Cain and Jon are better than him. Francis obviously knocks him out, Stipe makes easy work of him, Maybe if Werdum runs into his punches.

erin gonna double champ 115 and 125 just watch

>>151606987
When did tom retire?

>NO MAYTE OI CANT SEE OUGHT ME RIGHT OYE... OYE IS IT ME LEFT OYE..? JUST CALL DA BLOODY MATCH OFF EH

>WHYS YOUS DAFT CUNTZ BOOING ME EY? STOP BOOIN ME YA BLOODY WANKERS

I need to see some of those AI sloppa edits but of CHADne gouging Tomala’s eyes out.

>>151605784
he is calculating the next move

>>151606996
It's the best way for the fight to end, Gane is beltless and Tom is humiliated.
Bones wins again

>>151606091
Keek

>>151607019
Best thing about tiny tits is no bra and those pitpussies lookin roight m8

gane is literally muhammad ali

Are you guys gonna apologize if we find out that tom got an actual eye injury from the poke

Invite me to the Ganecord

>>151607084
to some extent sure, people hated ali for beating white fighters

>>151607019
Shrink me down and send me there

>>151607086
I'm sure they'll come up with something to lessen his embarrassment, but we don't care

>>151605641 (OP)
Tom unironically manifested Jones because they’re both smart, arrogant and obsessed with long term legacy and image

Tom understood and took the short term heat from using the eye poke to NC this fight because in the long term he knows all anyone will remember is the number on the record of wins and losses

Much like Jones, who has people glazing him 24/7 for being the ultimate GOAT, even though he was ultimately a pillow hands decision merchant who actively dodged any inopportune fights, had fights handed to him by judges, and consistently fought dirty and abused leniency towards things like eye pokes to get ahead without caring what people thought of him for it in the moment

Tom is doing the same thing. Perhaps he really is aiming to be the next Jones but with less bigger related criminal behavior attached.

Me roight oye… ahh… me own roight oye… i mean me left oye… cannae fooken see

>>151607086
his eyelids were closed. his eyes aren't even going to be red.

I had to go to a dentist appointment at 2pm pst. I watched until the eyepoke then had to leave. I was very surprised to see the result after I got home.

ME NOSE HURTS ! CIRYL IS TOO POWERFUL ! I GOTTA SAY ME EYE HURTS ! REF HELP ME EYE HURTS ! IT HURTS ! STOP THE FIGHT !!!

He couldn't see. He was blind. He was blind and couldn't see. You expect a blind man to fight? He was blind. What are you laughing at?

Tom is bitchmade and beyond overhyped. Dogshit fighter and no warrior spirit

crazy to think this is all just the beginning of the legend of the greatest heavyweight of all time

You JUST KNOW Tomala's woife is gonna touch herself to Ciryl Gane tonight.

Tom is emiru and Gane is mizkif

ciryl should've been more mindful of his fingers and he wouldn't have eye poked

alot of uk wives are getting beaten tonight

>>151607001
That was honestly the most embarrassing part. Literally an embarrassed father trying to discipline his son to behave in public.

>>151607203
he's a brit, what do you expect

Can you believe Lucas Tracy is still talking about Tom being the greatest heavyweight of all time? I wanna kill this retard

>I can’t see
you can see out of the other one twat

say what you want about israel adesanya but he said he was willing to literally die in the gastelum fight

they dont make em like cain, mir, coture, etc. anymore. get over it.

>>151607223
Tom and Emiru both have the most absolute piano keys veneers so it makes sense

Tom Eyespinall is done I fear with dreadfully cold chills

The heavyweight division match for the championship of the world ended due to the champion crying about an eyepoke

Thats how bad the state of the ufc is right now

>>151607223
>>151607288
fr no cap chat (who the fuck are they)

>>151607086
>implying any of this backlash is genuine

>>151607036
Tom retired from the fight. Which should be a loss on his record. But the biased ref called it a 'no contest'.

>>151607272
Uriah Faber literally fought with two broken hands and started throwing elbows when he couldn't punch anymore. That's a fucking warrior

>>151607271
What are his arguments??

no wonder his father was talking about moving to pillowtap. Tom is simply not built for pain and adversity.

gane is up 10-9 on the scorecards

I believe that should carry over into the next fight

>>151607121
Take Me Thru Dere

oi me li'ehl peckeh feeling wanky mate i don' have it i think ciryl is be'heh than me mate that lad is bea'ing me up mate i'm gonna say me eye hurts !

:(

>>151607299
fuck man i know it sounds fucked, but imagine the days of the roman gladiators that would comeback from a brutal wound to kill the other man, i can see why shit like that was popular back then

>>151607339
He would’ve had a point taken anyway

At the end of the day Tom is just spoiled rich kid from the UKs upper classes and that bled through tonight. Unlike someone like Chael who came from a successful family as well but one that still had that rugged/tough American spirit that still makes them fighters Aspinall has that prissy/gay English aristocrat attitude about him that makes him cry like a spoiled brat at the slightest challenge or trouble “M-mummy! They poked me in the eye! It’s not f-fair!”

>>151607259
400 lb DC comforting lil Tomolly and telling him to be a big boy and do his part before he runs to the back was prob my favorite part too

the worst part was when tom threw a temper tantrum about the booing

even his most vehement dickglazer, Pissping, was digusting by Tomala's cowardice.

Just strip and cut this faggot already.

Why are you booin meh?

>>151607086
No, DC got his cornea torn and fought on. No matter what, Tomala just proved he doesn’t want to win THAT badly. When push came to shove he said fuck it call it off. DC would never, Jon would never. If Tom was in the position Jones was in where Vitor had a fully locked in armbar and hyperextended his arm, we know now that Tom would tap where Jones would not. We know that if Tom broke his toe like Jon did he would not have fought to get the heem regardless. We know that if Tom had his shoulder dislocate like TJ did we know that he would not try and desperately win the fight with one arm.

Tom has no heart, simple as. If he faced half the adversity Jiri does on a fightly basis he’d wilt. He’s not a warrior, b. Simple as. He has the same faggoty football player sports mentality as Peon, not that of a gladiator.

>>151607152
Jon would never give up in that spot in a trillion years. He’d have found a way to win.

>>151607375
and Tom will have one taken for timidity

>>151607375
nah a stern warning for the first eye poke everyone knows that
nice try tom

>>151607389
Those Arabs should have thrown poop at Tom

APOLOGIZE.

all Tom had to do was call everyone booing him a bunch of towelheads and he would have secured a story win but alas he pussied out bigly

Cyril will win the rematch

tomtransexuals they're killing us on social media

Putting aside Tom quitting over an eyelid poke for a moment, i couldn't help but notice that Tom was faster than ever before, his hands were lighting....yet he couldn't land a single clean shot during the fight, no wonder he quit.

Timmy is not built for this sport.

>>151606469
that's not valter walker

>>151607390
mike used to fake his eye exams so he could fight with one eye

he was unironically thinking “I can’t believe I did commercials for this pussy”

>>151607404
>No, DC got his cornea torn and fought on.
“This guy is a dumbass so everyone else should be too“ isn‘t a good way of thinking
>Jon would never give up in that spot in a trillion years.
Jon would be the one in the spot of the cheater as he has always been

>>151607348
I feel bad for him. He is a chill cool guy, he had a cool kickboxer style, has a great body and tattoos... but he has had bad luck.

What happens if he wins in the rematch against Aspinall? I don't see Jones fighting him again, Jones wants to fight only Pereira. I guess he will fight the next contender, Pavlovich or whoever.

OH TOMMY’S IS A WANKER,
HE RUBBED HIS LITTLE EYE,
HE LEGGED IT AGAINST CIRYL GANE,
HE DIDN’T WANNA TRY,
HE WAVED HIS ARMS, HE RAN AWAY,
HE COULDN’T FACE A FIGHT,
HE CALLED IT QUITS IN ABU DHABI,
TOM IS FUCKING SHITE!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?! ASSPINALL DON'T CLICK THIS IMAGE!!!!

>>151605880
Tonight was a story loss

>defending giving up after an eye poke
holy shit nu heem has absolutely no sovl

take me back to 2016 bros

>>151607523
Assuming Aspinall couldn't see well, you can fight with your jaw broken but you can't if you don't see well.

Me when Ciryl beats Tom again in the rematch.

when Gane stuffed Tom's td attempt with his bbc I knew it was only a matter of time. Tom can't deal with caramel commandos

>>151607086
Even Henry cejudo tried to finish the round against yadong after the eye poke.

thinking about it, bisping is kinda badass

I do not wish to fight anymore, please stop the bout.
-The UFC's Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World.

>>151607541
Nu-heem isn't about heems or fighting anymore, it's about forming obsessive relationships with fighters you have some connection to, on a parasitic level, and defending them blindly no matter what.

>>151607551
I hate Japan.

>>151607490
>“This guy is a dumbass so everyone else should be too“ isn‘t a good way of thinking
it is called having heart, you just wouldn’t get it

go watch an mma guru stream or something little kraut boy

>all the brownoids seething in this thread
you just LOVE to see it kek

>>151607551
I love Japan

Somehow a certain subset of their women just have the sexiest most deliciously curvy bodies on the earth. Look at the shape of her ass… can’t find that anywhere else, so delicious. Fuark

>>151607644
thats fucking illegal

>>151607644
KEEEEEEK this really happened

“I can’t bloodeh see,” he says as he makes eye contact with the newly approaching doctor

tom is actually a pussy, you see him open eyes in another angle. I think he realized gane was actually a lot better and would've knock him out in the 3rd round

Why didn't tomala understand that I didnt want him to quit? Doesn't he know that he only fights for my enjoyment?

Galaxy throat is never getting his dreamed of multimillion dollar boxing match now everyone knows he's a coward.

>>151607649
michael bisping used to lie to the commission in order to fight with a fake eyeball; tom quit after an ouchie on a closed eyelid

absolutely nothing to do with race sorry nigger

>>151607680
She's so fit

>>151607404
DC was 40 yrs old and new if he quit that would be it for him. Very different for Tom.

is Mackenzie fighting for burguerland or monkeland?

>>151607737
yes I agree old men have much more heart than today’s batch of divas

>>151607680
But its true fighters fight for peoples entertainment. They arent improving the world or anyones lives in anyway other than making people entertained for a couple minutes.

DOANCH YEW FOOKIN BOO MEH

live to chungus another day, redditbros! tom made the right call!

Winners dont quit but the one of the faces of the UFC did a few hours ago :/

asspinal will never recover from this. acted like a fucking bitch about it too

>amerimutt golem replied to me like I care about the opinions of subhuman filth
OH MY DAYS!! KEK

>>151607680
she gotta be the hottest woman alive

>>151607680
erin is eating her ass next month

>>151607551
Name brazza?

>>151607815
u are mad in real life because your favorite fighter shit himself and quit

>>151607739
She's fighting for the last shipment of caucasian semen before the tariffs hit

The most embarrassing part isn't even that Tomala faked being injured, it's that he cried. Like that would somehow make the fans more empathetic to him. Then he started seething when everyone saw through his bullshit and booed him.

This ain't like heckin wholesome reddit, lil tomala.

>>151607865
when hue women shove turkey basters of white guy cum into themselves what position do they use?

Gane was winning. Tommy was bloodied and gasping.

>>151607890
>breaks toe
>fuck need to finish this guy
>does it
based

>>151607739
Brazil, although i never really considered her brazilian but at least we get to say we have another champ

tom will win the rematch and put this whole kerfuffle behind us

>>151607908
spider guard

>>151607978
The losing rematch, perhaps.

Tommybabbies still coping ITT lmao

gane was just a few spinning back kicks away from breaking

>>151607978
he better win lol

>>151605738
>>151606277
Name?

why don't UFC fighters wear safety goggles?

champ

Gane was just a few faints from breaking

>>151608107
imagine getting punched in the face while wearing goggles

>>151607978
it depends, can tom stop putting his chin in the air and lunging with big shots? How much did gane improve his grappling? tom was starting to gas towards the end of the 1st, probably because of the bloody nose but so far it doesn't look like he has 5 round cardio and gane will take him to deep waters

Going by the logic that a fighter shouldn't quit from an eyepoke or groin strike if I was a UFC fighter I'd 100% knee the opponent as hard as I can in the balls in every fight then hammer fist the back of their head.

Worse case it's a no contest and everything thinks my opponent is a bitch or I lose a point and my opponent is fucked for the rest of the fight

>>151607908
They have to go under a table so they can kick their feet up and lay on their backs for 40+ minutes.

Tom won, Gane cheated. Suck shit ganecels.

>>151608149
you were clowning Holland for feeling pain in his balls last week tho

the knockout rate has not increased since returning to the old gloves, that was always a dumb meme

>>151608149
Wow what an excuse lmao

>>151608245
I don't give a fuck about Tom you fatso it's just an obvious strategy going by the mindset of fattys like you who watch the sport

>>151605838
her fake ass and lumpy pale flesh is off putting

This has NOT been a good day for GDS sissies...

bros I genuinely don't understand how Tom is getting faulted for being eyepoked... do you all just hate Tom?

why didn't tom instant takedown gane like how jones did?

I'm submitting this one for the official /heem/ record

>>151608329
what you gunna cry broken arm because someone punched it lel

>>151608349
shame about the face

>>151608344
Because brits can't wrestle.

>>151608149
>I'd 100% knee the opponent as hard as I can in the balls in every fight then hammer fist the back of their head.
tom got poked in a closed eye and then got over five minutes to recover

Walker's father used to be gang leader and rob banks.

No matter how you feel about the ending of the fight, Tom lost the story hard. The aura is gone.

>>151608329
because he gets paid to fight and he chose not to fight

>>151608408
it was a gay ending, they need to rematch asap, like 6 weeks

>>151608329
apparently gane's fingers pushed knuckle deep into tom's eye sockets and sending him to the hospital is "not that bad"

>>151608430
lol he'll take months off because of his eye

how is what khamzat did to ddp flirting but what jailton did is harassment?

Ah fuck guys. I thought the fight was tonight

>>151608367
>>151608344
>people really think because tom was in le jiu jitsu class as a kid he is an elite wrestler
he has a ridiculous blast double that only ever catches people because he hits them hard first (and they’re fat)

jon’s wrestling was on a different wavelength than tom, not even comparable

where did she go?

>>151607644
tomalaxirs we need a safe space right now!

>>151608435
getting a medical check is usually the standard in the fight game, idk why this is a point

>>151608430
Tom fights like once a year at best. You're going to have to wait a long time to see the rematch. Gane will probably rack up two more victories before then.

>>151608473
yeah i cant stand it here i think im going back to mmaredditgurus livestream chat

I've definitely time travelled, Saturday literally happened for me twice and I can't figure out how it's possible as I'm not on drugs

>>151608466
>she

If you cheat, you forfeit. If you're going to allow eye gouging it has to be known from the beginning so that Tom has the chance to do eye gouges too.

>>151608466
got her on a panera bread bowl mac n cheese diet and i just let her play steam all day and fart up the room

Who was the last guy who won an undisputed heavyweight title fight? Isn't he the real champ right now?

>>151608521
Exactly

Going by everyone's logic fighters should train in eye pokes and groin strikes.

If you get one free one per fight all fighters should practise their illegal strikes until eventually we just have fights be who can blind the other opponent first

When all is said and done and people look back on Tom Aspinall they will say “well that was a fighter with real courage”

>>151608555
ngannou is still the lineal champ

>>151608466
Hopefully killed herself

>>151608555
Jones was the last man to win an undisputed HW title fight. Tomala was gifted the belt.

>Aspinall has not fought since defeating Curtis Blaydes in July 2024 in Manchester.
>Tom Aspinall had a 15-month layoff before his fight against Ciryl Gane at UFC 321 on October 25, 2025. The fight itself was very short, as it was stopped in the first round due to an eye poke and ruled a "no contest"

>>151608555
Last one was jones vs stipe. In hindsight jones was proven right when he said stipe was more deserving of a title fight than aspinal

>>151608555
jon

>>151608466
Probably watching anime and getting piped by her man.

What do you think about what Rogan says that if the fighters end a round on the ground they should start the next round on the round too?

From a martial arts point of view it makes sense and more fair but it would give the fighters that are good on the ground more advantage and the fights would be more boring, people like some ground game but not so much.

aspinall got his world title in the mail

after today the honorable move would be to send it back

Would you rather fuck a cute, passing tranny, or Virna Jandiroba?

Guru will have a very sensitive mental state for the coming months, I fear…

Who makes up 30% of the UFC roster but is responsible for 90% of eye pokes?

You guys have never been poked in the eyes during a fight. How can any of you judge? Shut the fuck up.

Tom is going to get heemed by a gang of 12 year old moslems after this embarrassment, he'll end up Caining himself with meat pies and buckfast, his career is effectively over

Reminder literally all of this is Jon Jones' fault

Are there any webms of pooru's meltdown?

>>151608624
in that case just eliminate rounds

>>151608636
that fat bitch needs a very sensitive meal plan I hope his microwave explodes the next time hes heating up a hungy mans meal and sets his pube head in flames

>>151608663
wdwtch

>>151608624
there should be no rounds, just one long fight. rounds make sense if you're trying to see who would win a fight more often then not, so each round constitutes a new fight, but since if you get finished in a round, you lose the whole fight regardless of the previous rounds you won, then it makes the rounds system pointless and it should just be one long fight.

Fuckkkk

>>151608635
post a “cute passing tranny” that isn’t using camera tricks, a bucket of clown make up, and filters

heeminder HWs used to shrug off torn optical nerves and continue fighting
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pBGZOnYhF4M?feature=share

>>151608671
And if they are on the ground for too much time but tired and nobody is ending the other?

>>151608466
still derailing hypebeasts

>>151608624
it’s retarded like all of rogans ideas. for that to make any sense every round would have to start positionally in the octagon where it ended even if both buys were standing. if a fighter was getting lit up and got saved by the bell or was dead to rights in a submission would they start them exactly in that scenario? why even have rounds? joe rogan smoked his dumb dago wop brain stupid

>>151608692
mma guru is tall and in shape

>>151608717
Tommyreddit would never

>>151608720
If you want to know my preference, I am okay with having rounds that reset on the feet but I think stand ups are gay.

>I give up
- Tom Aspinall

>>151608757
Anyone looks tall next to Mighty Midget, dat doo wear kids clothes.

>>151608717
these little doods just dont get it man

>>151608757
Wtf who unironically does the spaz arm flex in a normal photo lol

>>151608757
how can you be this tall and still never kissed a girl? what does he stink or something??

>>151608785
guru is literally 6'3

>>151608837
whoever made that caption is mentally ill

>>151608817
Convicted child predator I fear.

let’s wrestle let’s wrestle- alexander rakesh

>>151608806
I know dude DJ is so weird

JUST
HOW
GOOD
IS
JON
BONES
JONES

>>151608843
bud, guru can't fucking fight

what did rakics mean by losing?

>>151608817
I'm 6'3" and handsome and I have excellent hygiene and I've never kissed a girl

>>151608837
Legacy? He hasn't even defended 1 time the belt. And everyone knows he has the belt because Jones vacated it. He would have to to defend the belt like 5 times to have some type of legacy.

>>151608979
seems pretty much par for the course. genuinely can’t remember the last time he won a fight and i fear it might have actually been anthony smith LMAO

If the UFC cared at all the world title fight today would have been Jones vs Ngannou

>>151608991
Yeah but youre a loser posting frogs on the internet in 2025, none of that matters when your personality is literally insufferable to be around.

Tom will move on, accumulate some more title wins, and this bout with Gane will largely be forgotten

>>151605641 (OP)
>get up in the same room, move chairs to a different angle in the exact same room and shake your head

this is universal body language. HW incoming

>>151609007
he defended the belt you esl subhuman

Well it was nice to see Tom fight more than 30 seconds. Feels like we've seen a million hours of gane because hes a bum. Shame gane had to cheat and ruin the fight. Wish we could of saw more Tom!

>>151609037
He's retiring in two fights because his biological father is making him box

>>151609029
gubu was asking for 9 figures

>>151605784
saving for the serb and brits

>>151609006
>wnba & ncaaw are relevant
SINCE FUCKING WHEN LMFAO.
>wwe womens cards are relevant
the average WWE fan is a morbidly obese kissless hugless handholdless virgin gooner with atleast 3 anime bodypillows.

Do people forget that Ngannou is a bum who lost to the corpse of Stipe and Derrick "King Bum" Lewis?

>>151608991
Go to a place where women drink alcohol.

>>151609075
the mickey mouse consolidation participation belt doesn't count

>>151609075
>*quits*

Beastly defense.

>>151609107
ngannou fearing the power of lewis was both terrible to watch and funny as fuck

>>151609029
Yeah that was the fight many years ago but it couldn't happen for various reasons.

They should make the rematch Aspinall vs Gane as soon as possible and then Jones vs Pereira. The winner of those fight for the belt.

>>151609035
No I actually have friends who like me including women

britbros i am shattered. a darkness has fallen over the heavyweight division now that our glorious champion louie sutherland has been defeated

GANE. WON.

end of story.
>bu-
Nope.

>>151609155
Can you prove it?

>>151609035
Nice try, demoralizer. I, too, was once a khv posting frogs on the Internet. Now a cute girl sucks my cock whenever I ask her to. There is hope in this place yet.

>>151608298
>lumpy
nah, I like my women thicker than skinny. Not chungus status. But meat on the bones. I will stand by saying that guys who dislike thick ass women get upset because missionary is the only viable position when you got a weak cock game. I will die on this hill. Anybody who has had slim vs thick knows this truth.

>7 am in india
>time for rajeesh to wake up
>thread instantly becomes full of people coping and defending aspinal
weird how it works like that every single time

Premonitions

He's so shit LMAOO

Give me an Aaron
Give me a Pico

>>151609181
Yeah

>>151609207
4d chess

>>151609155
>friends
>with women
oh no they view you as the special ed kid they have to be "Friends" with because they feel bad for you. its so over.

>>151605880
Get that ass banned

>>151609204
it’s like poetry

>>151605880
>me throwing hooks at the invisible opponent after an online game

So we are all in agreement that Jones would have wrestlefucked Tomala, correct?

Post walkout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drbpP3tNhPc

holy shit
stay here for the memes
the discussion reddit
lmao

whispers of kody steele fight news

>>151609287
Jon would've knocked out Tomala Standing

>>151609107
>who lost to the corpse of Stipe
you mean the ufc hw goat in his prime

>>151609241
Nah that's not it. Thanks for trying to help, though.

Gane won, end of story.

>>151609287
lol yeah, tom throwing that shitting takedown was enough for me. jones would have caught him during his first lunge and ragdolled him

>>151609107
Tommy redditspinal would literally fake an injury to get out of fighting derrick lewis althoubeit

so why ufc faggots dont use boxing gloves? no eyepokes with those

>>151609335
Jones pimp slaps the next 30 HW literal who
Cant wait for a rematch in 9months and the number TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Volk gets sum bum and loses. HW is dead

>>151609287
If they fought at 309 yeah. I’m at a point with Jon now that I think he is approaching too old to fight anymore. But in that window where he was the champ I think he’d beat Tom.

>>151609332
He was winning until he lost for the eye poke.

>>151609332
same vibes

>>151609332
ok tomala is my boy but he kinda is toddler coded

>>151609287
I know this is said as a meme but I believe in "Jon jones by whatever he wants" Jon could literally standing guilly aspinal to a win if he wanted to.

Worst card of the year

>>151609370
Japs figured this out 25 years ago. The UFC is fucking retarded and Dana needs to go. Time for some rule and gear changes.

>ropes were better

Yall aint ready for the Trve conspiracy... That this was a fix. Why? Because Dana "owed" abu schaubi a big card, now they diid it and got away with having Gane vs Aspinall sell the FINAL december ppv.
Why else would he book Merab to be the HEADLINER of the last biggest card of the year, and the last big PPV??
Now they have the HW division reinvigorated, and 3 championship fights on the December card when they rebook it.
The eyepoke was planned just like the weight miss for Khamzat....
Chills...

I hate how most of you are denigrating Tom today. It shouldn’t be like this.

>>151608817
a pedophile, failure, and wears diapers just like his hero Tomala Aspinbawl

wait you mean to tell me there are people on heem right now who are virgins? like, they have never even had sex?

>>151609382
HW ten years ago was in a better shape. But the era of 2000-2010 was peak

>>151609400
astute

The retards act like gane won a fight. He was getting pieced up by a grappler lol

>>151609310
Yup, my wifes son tyrone said the same thing, go aspinal btw

>>151609439
You smell like poop, nigga

heeminder shittmans gay handcrafted gloves solves the eyepoke problem but daner is to cheap to pay a license fee for them despite just getting 7 trillion dollars from the paramount deal

>>151609461
The rules need to change. You cannot promote like an amatuer boxing league and have professional rules. Dana and Co. are fucking idiots. "Falling Upwards" prototypes

>>151609468
Who's face was broken and bloody after tom quit? It wasn't ganes btw.

>>151609481
Fuck you

>>151609332
He's actually so bad. Look how this retard throws punches without any defense movement. They really tried to gaslight us into believing this guy was the next generation of heavyweight and that he was the best we've ever seen
He got clipped bad before the eyepoke too, no wonder he quit

>>151609510
Indian spotted, typical tomala fanboy.

>>151609508
post the strike count

>>151609541
So garbage lmao

>>151608817
Women dont tend to like autistic closeted homosexuals that project their degeneracy onto other people.

>>151609325
i was khhv till 19, got laid many times w multiple gfs in early 20s and have been incel again since then for 5 years. and im subhuman. if u havent had any luck at ur height u need to rope quick fren

Who is in your opinion the best UFC heavyweight of all time?

>>151609506
agreed, we need to review the ruleset and the gloves desu

my FAHKIN eye owwie I can't FOCKIN SEE

>>151609583
30 power punches for gane that broke clitspinals nosebussy
27 pitter pat range finding 0 damage shots for aspitranny
no matter how you try to frame it gane was winning.

>>151609541
where was his galactic takedown? oh thats right, stuffed by one arm by Francoonstein

>>151609525
lmao

>>151609615
Jon jones easily.

>>151609615
Ciryl "Bon Gamin" Romain Jacky Gane

>>151609541
we need the webm of the right hand in the start that caused the bloody nose, im pretty sure it was a right hand i haven't watched a good clip of the fight since i watched it live. tom lunged in and got caught

heeminder aspinall got paid upwards of 6 figures to fight and he said yeah nah i shant be doin that.

>>151609525
Giving that boy a three piece and a soda

What a shitshow of a card

>>151609694
With only 2 fights? Against Gane and retired Miocic?

>>151609615
at their absolute peaks
stipe > cain > ngannou

>>151609729
Aspinal should lose his entire fight purse.

>>151609474
these threads are tossed kid. Look around you. The event dies and suddenly the porn pics and tit spam bot stops. You need to come to the realization humans are sick. Some retard spams porn and shrimplinks just so he can harvest memes and topics from your thread in a fucking UFC fight card that 20 years ago would have been a fucking sideshow bob bullshit highlight. You're being manipulated to the point you don't even see the very company providing you with primal entertainment is the same one robbing you of an actual product. Watch a PrideFC event in full, any event, and tell me it is a better product than the UFC. Tell me <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTgc_M5kHos>
is a worse product than what you're currently watching. You fucking retards who had internet acess after Steve Jobs died need a fucking restart. Give me a separate internet from these retards. I hate this board and its bots

>>151609647
Who hits harder? Is it the guy with like 6 1st round finishes in the ufc or is the guy that struggled to knock out tuivasa and spivak?

It's kinda sad how Alex wants his rivals to succeed but they always let him down

>>151609746
Beat the GOAT HW and the Second best HW of all time. Easy.

>>151609756
sir this is a heem thread

>>151608817
women only like pretty girly men not big ogres

>>151609797
fuck off faggot. Internet addicted nigger

>>151609615
hard pick, but in mma the best would be Stipe, Fedor, Cain, and probably cormier too. honorable would be JDS, werdum, and Mir

>>151609612
Hmm no I don't think I will. Thanks, though, b

>>151609723
This was when the tomato started falling

>>151609791
Gane is the second best heavyweight?

>>151609756
>the pride boomer is coping again
Tai tuivasa would smoke fedor in under a round.

>>151609756
someone's having a melty!

>>151609615
Ciryl Gane.

>>151609807
>soft handed white aussie on the PC 10 hours a day

>>151609823
shan't be doin that

>>151609657
He was going to outwrestle Jones

>>151609834
Yes, quite easily infact one of the only complete fighters in HW history.

>>151609833
oh it was a left, fuck cool shit thanks man. there's was another shot with tom getting caught moving in i guess i mixed the two they happened fast

>>151609615
Stipe. Im sure it would be ngannu now but he left

>>151609885
>aspinanl exposed as a worse wrestler than francis ngannou
Yup thats it, jones kills him, ngannou kills him, even alex pereria kills him.

>>151609833
>Ciryl takes a telegraph leap into the pocket
>Tom doesn't even start reacting until Gane's front foot lands
slow bitch

can a brotha get a link

rewatching alex vs jiri 1 and cormier wanted jiri to take more shots, fucking based

To be honest you see Gane fighting and his technique looks way better than Miocic as I remember because I don't watch one of his fights since a long time. But Miocic won against Ngannou and 2 times against DC so I guess that makes him better even if he is not so aesthetic.

THIS FIGHT WAS RIGGED

>>151609976
The fastest heavyweight of all time, who moves like a flyweight, can't move his head

>>151606757
the UFC should allow goggles and eye pokes and remove the cup requirement

>>151610097
You're posting a video of cyril getting tagged with a right hand

>>151610249
blocked with his forehead b
levels

Tom didn't hit Ciryl a single time. Legendary performance from Gane.

>>151610249
tom loses his pop after eating the jab

uhh.. new threads arent working

smoked ass thread with maybe 30 people at any given time without the spam bot
>spam bot stops after the event
where are the porn pics now mods? Going to do anything about it during threads are are you going to admit it has been you all along?

>>151610097
>MP4
Soulless

Gane vs Pereira

What happens?

>>151610317
It still more damage than a glancing jab

>>151610379
>>151610379
nvm it worked in the end

>>151610382
the jab knocked toms head back while the right was blocked partially with gane's left guard

>>151609199
I love thick women but bbls look hilarious and usually not in a good way. look at the diff between her ass and her thighs. she's all lopsided like a chicken thigh bone. looks terrible. she ain't real thicc

>AM GONNA BE A BOXER LIKE DEADIE HATTON PA!
>OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT STRIKING MATE?!
>-ACK ME OIYE!!
absolute dogshit
asspainanal is almost as gay as his poofter fans

Tom's eye actually opens up a split second before the poke lands, then Gane's finger scoops behind the eyeball and smashes it into the eye socket.
There could unironically be some bisping tier damage here.

>>151605784
I was a little worried about Ciryl. Was becoming a movie star too distracting? Sure he could beat Tom, but did he WANT to beat Tom? This reaction proves the title still means something.
It must have been devastating to see someone you respect just give up like that.

On all mainstrem sosh platforms people are saying the fight wasn't going overwhelmingly in either direction. Of course heem retards have to be contrarian and say Gane was winning.

Fucking retards.