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Anonymous United States No.151605831 [Report] >>151609469 >>151609487 >>151613153 >>151613886 >>151613886
/nfl/ general: eternal MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD edition
Trade Rumors:
>Yaguars listening to trade offers for WR Brian Thomas Jr
>Aints are FIRM on not trading WR Chris Olave
>Stillers looking to get totally straight and not gay Aaron Rodgers extra help with receivers
>Bills currently looking for help with another receiver
>Bronkuks looking to make a huge trade before the deadline
possible huge sellers:
Dolphins, Jets, Titans, Raiders
Possible huge buyers:
Bills, Pats, Cowgoys
Anonymous United States No.151609069 [Report]
Post frogs of my Commanders which are beaten up and have black eyes and stuff
Anonymous United States No.151609132 [Report] >>151609367
• Most playoff wins of all time

• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most flags per game in NFL history

• Most penalty yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time
Anonymous New Zealand No.151609267 [Report] >>151609323
Rashee Rice dindu nuffin he a good boy
Anonymous United States No.151609323 [Report] >>151609377
>>151609267
If you think about it, Patrick Mahomes was the real victim of that crash.
Anonymous United States No.151609367 [Report]
>>151609132
I KNEEL
Anonymous New Zealand No.151609377 [Report]
>>151609323
Just more adversity for Pat to overcome...... When will he catch a break?
Anonymous United States No.151609443 [Report] >>151610029
Niners beating Houston tomorrow
Anonymous United States No.151609469 [Report] >>151609873
>>151605831 (OP)
>Raiders
they won't even let go of Crosby
Anonymous United States No.151609487 [Report]
>>151605831 (OP)
Is three firsts for Lamar a fair deal?
Anonymous United States No.151609501 [Report]
The chiefs are the biggest frauds to ever exist in all of nfl history. No other team that's as loaded as the queefs would have lost two Superbowls (no thanks to their pathetic qb performance I might add). The 5-11 patriots under a rookie Brady won two Superbowl back to back something only the real goat could've done.
Brady and the patriots never had any games in the owl come down to a random dpi in the past 2 minutes to get an asterick ring whereas the chiefs have 3 asterick rings.
Anonymous United States No.151609538 [Report] >>151609604
dead thread

shit thread
Anonymous United States No.151609551 [Report] >>151609681 >>151612181
>Chiefs rookie LT Josh Simmons expected to rejoin team 'in a few weeks' as he deals with family matter
what kind of family matter takes "a few weeks" to settle
Anonymous United States No.151609604 [Report] >>151609667 >>151610169
>>151609538
The World Series is on, plus college ball
Anonymous United States No.151609667 [Report] >>151610087 >>151610217
>>151609604
Who are we rooting for here in 'fl
Anonymous United States No.151609681 [Report]
>>151609551
conversion therapy to purge the homosexual thoughts from his head
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151609869 [Report] >>151610168 >>151610291 >>151610517
Cowboys two new players:
FS D'Squarius Green Jr.
CB Davoin Shower Handel

Why are Americans like this?
Anonymous United States No.151609873 [Report]
>>151609469
jacobi meyers, saar.
Anonymous United States No.151610029 [Report] >>151610135 >>151610170
>>151609443
Lukewarm take. Give me something spicy.
Anonymous United States No.151610059 [Report]
just fucking kill me
Anonymous United States No.151610087 [Report]
>>151609667
>doyers
>SEC
Anonymous United States No.151610112 [Report]
I like George Pickens.
Anonymous United States No.151610135 [Report] >>151610181
>>151610029
You want something spicy?
*unzips dick*
Anonymous New Zealand No.151610168 [Report] >>151610291 >>151610595
>>151609869
You fell for that meme didn't you? You can't trust anyone on X anymore people LARP as team reporters just to shitpost. The name is from a Key & Peele skit
Anonymous United States No.151610169 [Report]
>>151609604
A&M has a good QB, doyer good pitcher
Anonymous United States No.151610170 [Report] >>151610234
>>151610029
Fields randomly wins
Anonymous United States No.151610172 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.151610181 [Report] >>151610549
>>151610135
Nigger
Anonymous United States No.151610217 [Report]
>>151609667
Meant to reply to (you)
Anonymous United States No.151610234 [Report] >>151610453
>>151610170
Predicting a Browns L is spicy now?
Anonymous United States No.151610279 [Report] >>151610304 >>151610359
I really want to have gay sex tomorrow but I don't want to miss football :^(
Anonymous United States No.151610291 [Report] >>151610469
>>151609869
>>151610168
For me, it's X-Wing @Aliciousness
Anonymous United States No.151610304 [Report]
>>151610279
Go back to new zealand
Anonymous United States No.151610359 [Report] >>151610452
>>151610279
Go to Kansas City
Anonymous United States No.151610452 [Report]
>>151610359
downright peculiar
Anonymous United States No.151610453 [Report] >>151610575
>>151610234
>Browns L
it's Bungles. desu I could see a lot of upsets tomorrow. Bills lose to the Panthers as Allen continues his fall from grace. Cousins sucks and loses to the Dolphs. Pats lose to Browns. Saints over Buccs.

Cowboys win is really the main upset i'm feeling.
Anonymous New Zealand No.151610469 [Report]
>>151610291
I like some of their stuff but I didn't find the NFL player names thing that funny. Think they could've been more creative instead of making the skit just listing dumb names. World's Worst Liar still kills my sides

https://youtu.be/3HI5CQ4Oc1I?si=yfd_7vyzvGiDUuN4
Anonymous United States No.151610471 [Report]
Time to own these ratturds
Anonymous United States No.151610515 [Report] >>151611100 >>151614256
why the FUCK do my Bucs play at 4pm tomorrow?
Anonymous United States No.151610517 [Report]
>>151609869
Are excited about Al-Shakira Mossad-Smith being promoted to your national team?
Anonymous United States No.151610530 [Report]
raiders aren’t trading anyone you dumb homo >were poised to go on a run after this bye
Anonymous United States No.151610549 [Report]
>>151610181
Wow that's racist
Anonymous United States No.151610575 [Report] >>151610633 >>151610637
>>151610453
is penis injured? why would cousins play my lolphins?
Anonymous United States No.151610595 [Report] >>151610640
>>151610168
>you cant trust anyone on x
Except Dov
Anonymous United States No.151610633 [Report] >>151610664 >>151610803
>>151610575
Yes

Penix Jr
Tyrod Taylor
Brock Purdy
Jayden Daniels
Shadeur
Lameme

Almost every black QB is injured/out
Anonymous United States No.151610637 [Report]
>>151610575
Yes, bone bruise for Micropeen. Cousins starts. Still think Falcs win.
Anonymous New Zealand No.151610640 [Report]
>>151610595
True. It's Dov against the world
Anonymous United States No.151610644 [Report]
>Ravens aren't trading
So I guess its a 1-16 season
Anonymous United States No.151610664 [Report]
>>151610633
blax do crack it seems
Anonymous United States No.151610803 [Report] >>151610965
>>151610633
>purdy
Anonymous United States No.151610822 [Report] >>151610870 >>151610885 >>151610899 >>151610969
Has lameme actually completely given up? wtf is going on with the ravens
Anonymous Canada No.151610845 [Report]
Owl Rumors:
>dem boyz gonna finna boutta win da
Anonymous United States No.151610870 [Report]
>>151610822
>ayo so my mammy say i aint finna gotta play to get mah money
Anonymous United States No.151610885 [Report]
>>151610822
Theyre about to be 1-7. They should shut him down for the season
Anonymous United States No.151610899 [Report]
>>151610822
its a hamstring
Anonymous United States No.151610965 [Report] >>151611149
>>151610803
d-did I stutter?
Anonymous United States No.151610969 [Report]
>>151610822

Common conspiracy theory is it seems like he's trying to get Harbaugh fired.

Alternatively, the Ravens were trying to pressure him into playing by clearing him to play and he refused so they backed down.
Anonymous United States No.151611093 [Report]
fake and gaye cant even outduel geno smINT kek
Anonymous United States No.151611100 [Report] >>151611161
>>151610515
one Pacific/Mountain time team has a home game tomorrow
Anonymous United States No.151611149 [Report] >>151612165
>>151610965
Strip the background and put an explosion behind them with cash raining down and that's a No Limit album cover
Anonymous United States No.151611155 [Report]
Broncos play at 2:30 tomorrow
Anonymous United States No.151611161 [Report]
>>151611100
nice tripdubs
Anonymous United States No.151611186 [Report]
>be a top 3 receiver in the NFL
>name yourself after an affordable sedan
i don't get it
Anonymous United States No.151611195 [Report] >>151611297
Is it possible to watch Thursday Night Football on Youtube TV? Is there a way to link your prime account or something?
Anonymous United States No.151611203 [Report] >>151611250 >>151613970
Apologize to Arch.
Anonymous United States No.151611228 [Report]
i hate boreball so much
Anonymous United States No.151611250 [Report] >>151611270 >>151611307
>>151611203
Why didn't he throw the game winning td? I saw the replay but didn't hear why he wasn't in.
Anonymous United States No.151611270 [Report]
>>151611250
How should i know? I dont watch cfb either
Anonymous United States No.151611297 [Report]
>>151611195
Streams free on twitch so no need to
Anonymous United States No.151611307 [Report] >>151611335
>>151611250
got injured and went out
Anonymous United States No.151611314 [Report] >>151611364 >>151611451 >>151611867
Do I really have to watch my Eagles play the Giants again? It was 3 weeks ago, who makes the match schedules, they're stupid.
Anonymous United States No.151611323 [Report] >>151611417 >>151613630
I am transitioning to an almost total ramen diet. What is the cheapest way to supplement my diet to maintain health?
Anonymous United States No.151611335 [Report]
>>151611307
kwab cant even beat mississippi state without a backup saving his ass
Anonymous United States No.151611355 [Report] >>151611390 >>151611425
Current point differentials by division:
>AFC North: -157
>AFC East: -41
>AFC West: 36
>AFC South: 26
Combined: -136

>NFC North: 87
>NFC East: 7
>NFC West: 121
>NFC South: -79 (only division to not have a single team with a positive PD)
Combined: 136
Anonymous United States No.151611364 [Report] >>151611401 >>151611507
>>151611314
My Bucs end the season with 2/3 against Carolina
Anonymous United States No.151611390 [Report]
>>151611355
useless conference, imagine letting the same mutt steamroll you for 7 years straight.
Anonymous United States No.151611401 [Report] >>151611418
>>151611364
Carolina and the Red Rocket will shit all over Faker and the Cucs. Carolina will win the divsion because Faker Gayfield got exposed in Detroit.
Anonymous United States No.151611417 [Report]
>>151611323
Multi vitamin and protein powder, and Doordash or suck dicks so you can afford real food.
Anonymous United States No.151611418 [Report] >>151611464
>>151611401
its pronounced detoilet
Anonymous United States No.151611425 [Report]
>>151611355
The AFC has far worse teams (Jests, Tits, Phins) but the top competition is just as good in the AFC as the NFC theres just less bottomfeeders in the NFC
Anonymous United States No.151611451 [Report]
>>151611314
scared of another L?
Anonymous United States No.151611464 [Report] >>151611540
>>151611418
Id concede that if you had won but Faker got absolutely fucking exposed on prime time and kept begging the refs to ungape his bussy. Faker sucked ass and the Loins exposed him as a KWABOTW.
Anonymous United States No.151611480 [Report]
Skattebo and Big Dom throw hands tomorrow. Mayhem ensues. Philly fans storm field. Riot scene. Game is cancelled.
Anonymous United States No.151611507 [Report] >>151611570
>>151611364
Faker is never making a superbowl, hes Winston 2.0
Anonymous United States No.151611540 [Report]
>>151611464
this is a gaped browns fan speaking
Anonymous New Zealand No.151611541 [Report]
The Ravens play the Bears tomorrow however only one team can win
Anonymous United States No.151611544 [Report] >>151611569
aren't the punthers saddled with bryce dung? am i missing something?
Anonymous United States No.151611569 [Report]
>>151611544
Injured, Andy Dalton is playing instead.
Anonymous United States No.151611570 [Report] >>151611797
>>151611507
Baker and the Bucs exist as a team just good enough to put out a bunch of fun games and maybe even a short playoff run. Nobody should think of them as a serious team.
Anonymous United States No.151611627 [Report]
Instructoris Simius
Anonymous New Zealand No.151611632 [Report] >>151611652 >>151612477
You have to play all 4 quarters
Anonymous United States No.151611648 [Report] >>151611743 >>151611771 >>151612108
if you guys think QB play is bad now just wait, it's going to get even worse
Anonymous United States No.151611652 [Report]
>>151611632
Coach I have turf bussy.
Anonymous United States No.151611658 [Report] >>151611710
>Tyson Bagent takes over for Gayleb after he throws his 4th INT
>wins because Pooper Flush is worse
How would espee react
Anonymous United States No.151611679 [Report] >>151611721 >>151613099
>Ben Johnson turns Tyson Bagent into Jared Goff
How would espee react
Anonymous United States No.151611689 [Report]
Football is for Americans
Anonymous United States No.151611708 [Report]
Bagies make you seethe?
Anonymous United States No.151611710 [Report] >>151611726
>>151611658
>Pooper Flush

He's not playing Tyler Huntley is
Anonymous United States No.151611721 [Report]
>>151611679
Saw it coming last year 2bh.
Anonymous United States No.151611726 [Report]
>>151611710
My point stands
Anonymous United States No.151611743 [Report]
>>151611648
That stat line is very racist
Anonymous United States No.151611752 [Report] >>151611810
I dropped my fucking PS5 on the ground as I was unloading the car. Haven't powered it up yet but I hope it's ok.
Anonymous United States No.151611771 [Report]
>>151611648
Post that on your real account coward
Anonymous United States No.151611797 [Report]
>>151611570
you shouldve seen the watch party I went to for the Bucs vs Lions game, there was so many tards there convinced that Faker was going to bring the team to a No. 1 seed in the NFC and a Superbowl run and kept progressively getting more pissed as the night went on and his bitch ass was exposed. Most left quietly during the 4th quarter. Hearing "Come on Baker" all fucking night was hilarious.
Anonymous New Zealand No.151611810 [Report]
>>151611752
If it's not I'll send you my Wii U. Better console anyway
Anonymous United States No.151611827 [Report] >>151611849
Anonymous United States No.151611849 [Report]
>>151611827
bitch must be going up to the suicide forest if she's a titans fan
Anonymous United States No.151611851 [Report] >>151611870 >>151611873
damn they quakey tonight
Anonymous United States No.151611867 [Report]
>>151611314
Anytime you play a division opponent you should play them back to back weeks
Anonymous United States No.151611870 [Report]
>>151611851
sat next to an nfl camera guy on flight once, must be an incredibly comfortable life
Anonymous United States No.151611873 [Report] >>151611899
>>151611851
Cornball ahhh blud
Anonymous United States No.151611899 [Report]
>>151611873
it's based
the world needs more punky QBs
Anonymous United States No.151611957 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.151612080 [Report] >>151612122
my phins phinna get their bussy blown out tomorrow bros, any advice?
Anonymous United States No.151612108 [Report]
>>151611648
that's what a sport that ties around something it doesn't understand gets
Anonymous United States No.151612122 [Report]
>>151612080
suicide so you never have to watch another dolphins game
Anonymous United States No.151612165 [Report] >>151612202
>>151611149
Anonymous United States No.151612177 [Report]
Good evening, I fucking hate Baker Mayfield
Anonymous United States No.151612181 [Report]
>>151609551
Stillbirth or late term miscarriage.
Anonymous United States No.151612202 [Report]
>>151612165
kek
Anonymous United States No.151612247 [Report] >>151612273 >>151612290 >>151612307 >>151612350 >>151612527 >>151612599 >>151612660
shit teams, shit games
Anonymous United States No.151612273 [Report]
>>151612247
Packers Steelers and Cowboys Broncos might be good
Anonymous United States No.151612290 [Report]
>>151612247
>vikings
>intz
Anonymous United States No.151612307 [Report]
>>151612247
Bears with Tyson Bagent are a 15-2 team
Anonymous United States No.151612350 [Report]
>>151612247
looks like a good redzone day for me. Time to sleep
Anonymous United States No.151612395 [Report] >>151612419 >>151612463 >>151612492
>no early morning game to watch
that means i get mcdonalds breakfast
Anonymous United States No.151612412 [Report] >>151612447
There should be more marine animal based teams
Anonymous United States No.151612419 [Report]
>>151612395
Based
Anonymous United States No.151612447 [Report]
>>151612412
The Washington Bluefin Tuna
Anonymous United States No.151612463 [Report]
>>151612395
shame chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays
Anonymous United States No.151612477 [Report]
>>151611632
That's crazy talk!
Anonymous United States No.151612492 [Report] >>151612508
>>151612395
Are you gonna get the iShowSpeed Meal?
Anonymous United States No.151612508 [Report] >>151612592
>>151612492
Anonymous United States No.151612527 [Report]
>>151612247
>burs ravens
>girls broncs
>gnats philthy
>packers stoolers
I'm looking forward to all these tbqhwyf
Anonymous United States No.151612592 [Report] >>151612596
>>151612508
It costs $6.70 too!
Anonymous United States No.151612596 [Report]
>>151612592
Anonymous United States No.151612599 [Report]
>>151612247
My team is on a bye week go Texans I guess
Anonymous United States No.151612660 [Report]
>>151612247
>dart after he heems himself trying to sweep the giggles
Anonymous United States No.151612664 [Report] >>151612678 >>151612679 >>151612687
Bears are injured and Ravens injured. So who's gonna win or blow out the other?
Anonymous United States No.151612678 [Report]
>>151612664
if my bears dont win i concede that they suck ass
Anonymous United States No.151612679 [Report]
>>151612664
lameme isn't playing and he is the entire ravens offense
also bears are learning how to run the ball and the ravens can't stop the run
Anonymous United States No.151612687 [Report] >>151612690
>>151612664
Khmet will be unstoppable
Anonymous United States No.151612690 [Report] >>151612694
>>151612687
he's out, hopefully loveland finally gets some production
Anonymous United States No.151612694 [Report]
>>151612690
FUCK he got stopped already
Anonymous United States No.151612714 [Report] >>151612723
Is Khalil Mack still elite?
Anonymous United States No.151612723 [Report]
>>151612714
no but he's alright
Anonymous United States No.151612784 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.151612792 [Report] >>151612798
been thinkin about dual threat qbs again
Anonymous United States No.151612798 [Report] >>151612958
>>151612792
... and how much i hate them
Anonymous United States No.151612826 [Report] >>151612991 >>151613181
Yeah you could say I'm a fan of football. Real passionate about the gridiron, every Sunday. My favorite team? Well I don't I have a favorite, I just love the game.
Anonymous United States No.151612909 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.151612958 [Report]
>>151612798
coward
Anonymous United States No.151612964 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.151612988 [Report]
anyone else plan on watching some football tomorrow
Anonymous United States No.151612991 [Report]
>>151612826
I read that in his voice. Good job.
Anonymous United States No.151613005 [Report] >>151613034 >>151613060 >>151613085 >>151613090 >>151613141
Paying Lamar all that fucking money is going to turn into arguably the worst decision the Ravens have ever made as a franchise.
Anonymous United States No.151613034 [Report]
>>151613005
At least he won two MVPs.
Anonymous United States No.151613060 [Report]
>>151613005
Why didn't they give him more help?
Anonymous United States No.151613085 [Report]
>>151613005
We'll see based on if they lose to the Bears of all people
Anonymous United States No.151613090 [Report]
>>151613005
goof is making move money than lameme but the lions seem to have no problem putting a team around him
Anonymous United States No.151613099 [Report]
>>151611679
Bagent has a noodle arm
Anonymous United States No.151613126 [Report]
Stroud winning Bussy Of The Week
Anonymous Germany No.151613133 [Report]
Gm lads
Anonymous Mexico No.151613136 [Report] >>151613151
>Super Bowls < MVP awards

There's retards that believe this
Anonymous United States No.151613141 [Report] >>151613385
>>151613005
Nothing can ever be worse than deciding to move to Baltimore.
Anonymous United States No.151613149 [Report] >>151613166 >>151613209
My left big toe hurts
Anonymous Germany No.151613151 [Report]
>>151613136
Nah come on.
Anonymous United States No.151613153 [Report]
>>151605831 (OP)

Can someone please explain to me, clearly and concisely, what the fuck "bix nood" means?
I have been browsing this shit hole since 2006 and I've still never seen it explained.
Anonymous United States No.151613166 [Report] >>151613185
>>151613149
my arm feel funny
Anonymous United States No.151613171 [Report] >>151613458
MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD
Anonymous United States No.151613181 [Report] >>151614858
>>151612826
Team NA is one of the most popular in the league
Anonymous United States No.151613185 [Report]
>>151613166
Your butthole about to feel funny too
*Takes out my throbbing cock*
Anonymous United States No.151613188 [Report] >>151613235 >>151613393 >>151614193
Power Rankings of who it's most fun to argue with 8 weeks into the season:

1. Viqueer webm spammer
2. The Kiwi
3. The entire general when I feel like defending Mahomes.
Anonymous United States No.151613195 [Report] >>151614287
mina
Anonymous United States No.151613205 [Report] >>151613243
Why did Lamar give up? The Ravens can still make the playoffs.
Anonymous Germany No.151613209 [Report]
>>151613149
Name it Jalen :D
Anonymous United States No.151613235 [Report]
>>151613188
shitting on fanboys of shit players that write novels about them like mcsharty and seeing them go quiet when im proven right
Anonymous United States No.151613243 [Report]
>>151613205
he don't got that dawg in him
Anonymous United States No.151613266 [Report]
>utes blown out by 43 points
Yeah I’m thinking shadman carried that team
Anonymous United States No.151613385 [Report]
>>151613141
>won 2 super bowls
No that was a good decision actually
Anonymous United States No.151613393 [Report] >>151613518
>>151613188
>defending mahomes
Yeah he's good he's just really ugly and annoying and has a rapist brother that he keeps in his life which is a big red flag
Anonymous New Zealand No.151613458 [Report] >>151613473
>>151613171
Bo Nix and Dak Prescott need to play a full 4 quarters to decide the outcome
Anonymous United States No.151613473 [Report] >>151614260
>>151613458
Bo only needs 1
Anonymous United States No.151613476 [Report]
Kelsie is basedboy wojack Gronk

Kittle is inbred hillbilly retard Gronk
Anonymous United States No.151613498 [Report] >>151613510
Bills are gonna lose to the Panthers. Honestly I'd prefer them to keep losing this year so McDermott and Beane get skinned alive.
Anonymous United States No.151613510 [Report] >>151613640
>>151613498
>skinned alive
Maybe just getting fired would be sufficient
Anonymous United States No.151613518 [Report] >>151613531
>>151613393
He's also just not gonna be the GOAT and his fanboys need to stop saying otherwise. He'll never catch Brady, not in anything that matters. He's already 30 and he's not even halfway to Brady's ring total.
Anonymous United States No.151613531 [Report] >>151613638
>>151613518
>already 30 and he's not even halfway to Brady's ring total
Brady wasn't halfway to his ring total at 30 either, thoughever
I agree with you though
Anonymous United States No.151613552 [Report] >>151613597
reminder the kiwi bots this thread when his discord trannies are asleep
Anonymous United States No.151613554 [Report] >>151613570 >>151613620
Spencer Rattler is more handsome than Patrick Mahomes
Anonymous United States No.151613570 [Report]
>>151613554
So is a steaming pile of dog shit
Anonymous United States No.151613593 [Report]
Coach Prime Time
Anonymous United States No.151613597 [Report] >>151613713
>>151613552
No one cares, kys
Anonymous New Zealand No.151613613 [Report]
new Nix just dropped.... and yes, it's real
Anonymous New Zealand No.151613620 [Report] >>151613713
>>151613554
So is a big pile of ice cream
Anonymous United States No.151613630 [Report] >>151613674 >>151613742
>>151611323
unironically, canned stuff. sardines, herring & the underwood ham & chicken cans. they are regularly 3 for a dollar here. box of bisquick, 1 egg & cup of milk makes 12 biscuts. for vitamins, dandelions. root & leaves are edible.
Anonymous United States No.151613638 [Report] >>151613655 >>151613777
>>151613531
I hate that I've seen probably the peak of the NFL as a league and it's all downhill from here. I watched in the days of Brady, the Mannings, Rodgers in his prime, Big Ben, Drew Brees, Andrew Luck, Ray Lewis and Ed Reed on defense, Brian Dawkins, Ndamukong Suh, Gronk, Randy Moss and Terrell Owens. I watched fucking gods play. The modern NFL can't compare, and I'm not sure it ever will again.
Anonymous United States No.151613640 [Report]
>>151613510
no no...
we need a blood sacrifice to feed the grass of The Pit.
Anonymous United States No.151613646 [Report] >>151613654 >>151614633
What team do I support
Anonymous United States No.151613654 [Report]
>>151613646
You look like an Eagles fan to me.
Anonymous United States No.151613655 [Report] >>151613676
>>151613638
It's going to gradually get worse and worse because more parents will pull their kids out of football due to cte and the talent pool will shrink
Anonymous New Zealand No.151613674 [Report]
>>151613630
You enjoy 'deenz do you? Very much a man of culture. I'm more of a 'chovies man myself but both are for true connoisseurs. Highly recommend white 'chovies if you've never tried em
Anonymous United States No.151613676 [Report] >>151613681
>>151613655
No one with parents that dumb, cowardly and helicopter was going to produce any professional level talent anyway
Anonymous United States No.151613681 [Report] >>151613716 >>151613785
>>151613676
Then why are players getting worse
Anonymous United States No.151613713 [Report]
>>151613597
>>151613620
there he goes flaghopping, you will never be a woman
Anonymous United States No.151613715 [Report]
Is arch back?
Anonymous United States No.151613716 [Report]
>>151613681
all the players are straightline speed monkeys and the utter retardation that is football philosophy doesn't know how to counter it
Anonymous New Zealand No.151613738 [Report]
'deenz, 'chovies, 'almon, 'una, 'eans and 'kels. get it in ya. you'll be a srong lad in no time
Anonymous United States No.151613742 [Report] >>151613764
>>151613630
Where the hell do you live that you can get deviled ham for 33 cents a can, the 1970s? That shit's $2.50 here. Not even from a real grocery store, from one of those discount stores where they send all the stuff they can't charge full price for.
Anonymous United States No.151613764 [Report] >>151613813 >>151613888
>>151613742
>deviled ham
Never had this, is it like spam?
Anonymous Australia No.151613777 [Report]
>>151613638
People say the same thing every 10 years. Times change.
Anonymous United States No.151613781 [Report] >>151613798 >>151613811 >>151613831
Give it to me straight lads, how badly are the bengals losing this game

This has trap game all over it
Anonymous United States No.151613785 [Report]
>>151613681
college is nothing but gay faggot spread offenses run by mental midget >black qbs so players never learn properly
gay faggot anti-contact rules in a contact sport
Anonymous United States No.151613798 [Report]
>>151613781
>jests
>bustin starting
Would take several catastrophic unlucky mistakes for the Bengals to lose
Anonymous United States No.151613811 [Report]
>>151613781
kek just force fields to beat you with his arm
Anonymous United States No.151613813 [Report]
>>151613764
Nah, it's diced ham with mayo and mustard. Ever have deviled eggs? Same idea but they don't stuff it back in the pig carcass to serve it. You can get canned ham though which comes in an oval shaped metal can kind.
Anonymous United States No.151613819 [Report] >>151613838 >>151613927
What the fuck happened to offenses using running backs as receivers? I don't mean dumpoffs either. actual routes.

I swear between 2009 and 2014 there was a huge trend of runningbacks motioning to the LOS lining out wide or in the slot and crossing the field.
Anonymous New Zealand No.151613831 [Report]
>>151613781
'cco will dice em up without Sauce. I don't see a trap game personally but I am interested to see how the run game looks. Chase Brown was popping some big runs against the Steelers I feel like that has a bigger chance to be a mirage than the passing game
Anonymous United States No.151613838 [Report]
>>151613819
Slot receivers/tight ends along with throwing to a back being treated like a long hand off became the meta. It'll come back around, remember when everybody was doing jet sweeps like 5-8 years ago and now you might see 1 or 2 a game?
Anonymous United States No.151613846 [Report]
Saints browns cowboys and steelers get da upset
Anonymous United States No.151613886 [Report] >>151613930 >>151613993
>>151605831 (OP)
>>151605831 (OP)

bois i got

WAS +11.5
GB -3.0
TEN +16.0
DAL +3.5
TB -3.5
SF +2.5
CHI +2.5
CAR +7.5
NYG +7.0
CLE +7.0
ATL -7.5
Anonymous United States No.151613888 [Report]
>>151613764
https://youtu.be/uBjso3VE6MI
potted meats
Anonymous United States No.151613927 [Report] >>151613951
>>151613819
name 2
Anonymous United States No.151613930 [Report] >>151613953
>>151613886
I would genuinely go opposite in all of these
Anonymous United States No.151613951 [Report]
>>151613927
Theo riddick and Reggie bush
Anonymous United States No.151613953 [Report] >>151613981
>>151613930

PFF data says otherwise

most of these "underdogs" are actually better in more than half of the statistical break downs.

plus going off power rankings across the most popular publications, they're either at or below the spread, or its close enough, it makes sense to take points
Anonymous United States No.151613970 [Report]
>>151611203
>Beat unranked shitters
Anonymous United States No.151613981 [Report] >>151614038
>>151613953
PFF does betting analysis now?
Anonymous New Zealand No.151613993 [Report]
>>151613886
Wtf??!? I literally put my entire net worth on the opposite of all of these happening. How fucked am I??
Anonymous Panama No.151613997 [Report] >>151614007
Drunk cigarettes do not count
Anonymous New Zealand No.151614007 [Report] >>151614034 >>151614108 >>151614129
>>151613997
Based. I'll smoke two then
Anonymous United States No.151614011 [Report]
LSU needs to fire Brian Kelly, dude has no charisma and the entire team hates him.
Anonymous United States No.151614025 [Report]
Waking up to my Panthers going 5-3 by running right through the Bills' defense with their superior ground game
Anonymous Panama No.151614034 [Report] >>151614061
>>151614007
It’s Sunday seek help
Anonymous United States No.151614038 [Report]
>>151613981

yes, but i look at advanced stats more than just Odds bookers

aggregated rankings and PFF team stat scores are my go to for CFB and NFL.

i raked up good today (altho i fuckin failed to get my first ticket in before 9am and lost out on those early games)

its always a work in progress, but typically "power rankings" is that team's expected rank vs the spread of that week, so if a majority of the popular PRs fall under or below, coupled with the PFF individual criteria breakdowns mesh well, i feel safe better that way.

i dont have the luxury of mutliple books, my state just allows ReBet so I have to put in a certain level of analysis, vs just bookfarming which i'd much rather be able to do.
Anonymous New Zealand No.151614061 [Report] >>151614085
>>151614034
3 day weekend in my cunt. Labour day. I'm gonna getting druk, shitposting and playing kino (Enderal)
Anonymous Panama No.151614085 [Report]
>>151614061
Ok carry on
Anonymous United States No.151614108 [Report]
>>151614007
Interesting ash tray
genius
Anonymous United States No.151614117 [Report] >>151614132 >>151614238 >>151614321
Where is Lamar Jackson?
Anonymous United States No.151614129 [Report]
>>151614007
Hey man, did you use your neetbux to fuel your addictions?
Anonymous United States No.151614132 [Report]
>>151614117
Hiding from the bears.
Anonymous Finland No.151614193 [Report] >>151614200 >>151614232 >>151614257
>>151613188
>when i feel like defending mahomes
fren, you are not defending mahomes, you are straight-up forcing him into every conversation and every thread along with your team. we get it fren, you have a top 7 qb of all time but it's quite annoying for you to have four gamethreads open on a redzone day at the same time and post the same mahomie stats and pics unprompted
Anonymous Finland No.151614200 [Report]
>>151614193
tldr stop acting like a victim with the "no u started it" attitude and just accept that everyone shits on everyone's teams and that you're not helping but escalsting the mahomes and chiefs hate
Anonymous New Zealand No.151614232 [Report] >>151614248
>>151614193
Chiefs fans are so uppity they unironically take "top 7 QB of all time" as an insult. If you say anyone except Brady is better than Mahomes they throw a wobbly
Anonymous United States No.151614238 [Report]
>>151614117
he got addicted to opiates
Anonymous Finland No.151614248 [Report] >>151614279
>>151614232
you can just say that Brady is better and we get the same reaction pic and same copypasted stats from a notepad file, it's very odd fren
Anonymous United States No.151614256 [Report]
>>151610515
because god cursed the football fans for tomorrow
Anonymous United States No.151614257 [Report] >>151614301
>>151614193
TRVTH NVKE

btw the Schizo will accuse you if being a Kiwi on a VPN now
Anonymous United States No.151614260 [Report]
>>151613473
based
Anonymous Germany No.151614263 [Report] >>151614278 >>151614286 >>151614301
Ngl people who insert 'fren' in every post all give off massive 5'8, wristlet chinlet hairlet vibes.
Anonymous United States No.151614278 [Report] >>151614307
>>151614263
you have a german flag, which probably means you are turkish. lanklets, normlets, manlets, and midgets take waht you say with a grain of sand.
Anonymous United States No.151614279 [Report] >>151614318
>>151614248
>"b-but I'm not saying Mahomes is better than Brady. I'm saying he has a better start to his career"

This is how he would respond to your post btw. When you're here long enough, you can read the Chiefs Schizo like a book
Anonymous United States No.151614286 [Report] >>151614307
>>151614263
Thanks for the input, fren
Anonymous New Zealand No.151614287 [Report]
>>151613195
Imagine the instant regret you'd feel firing off a huge load into Mina
Anonymous Finland No.151614301 [Report]
>>151614257
of course he does lmao
>>151614263
it just means that maybe my posts aren't meant for you, fren :D
Anonymous Germany No.151614307 [Report] >>151614396 >>151614424
>>151614286
Respectable reply
>>151614278
Its fine. Im not here to prove anything. A man who must say "I am white" is not white.
Anonymous Finland No.151614318 [Report]
>>151614279
actually he replies that "but you guys started with when you came to our gamethreads and post mean mahomes memes and refballs memes". that dude should just chill out
Anonymous New Zealand No.151614321 [Report]
>>151614117
He out eating street meat and playing COD with Kyler Murray
Anonymous United States No.151614396 [Report] >>151614416 >>151614528
>>151614307
never said "i was white' you silly jeet/turk/african hybrid. please neck yourself.
Anonymous Germany No.151614416 [Report] >>151614436
>>151614396
I was talking about myself and being fine with people assuming Im turkish but nice projection lmao
Anonymous United States No.151614424 [Report] >>151614460
>>151614307
warum sind Deutscher sehr Dumm? lol
Anonymous New Zealand No.151614426 [Report]
I'm not actually white I'm Greek. F in chat
Anonymous United States No.151614436 [Report] >>151614460
>>151614416
ja...sicher....sie mussen mehr english vor Englisch sprechen.
Anonymous Germany No.151614460 [Report] >>151614489
>>151614424
>>151614436
Wir sind nicht dumm, nur unglaublich autistisch. Bitte beachten Sie nächstes Mal die korrekte Groß- und Kleinschreibung. Sie haben mich ausgelöst.
Anonymous New Zealand No.151614462 [Report] >>151614474 >>151614477 >>151614515 >>151614761
Remember when this heterosexual vagina lover told reporters "yea I've been immunized" then the normans seethed because he hadn't got the kike spike he just took some vitamins keeeeeeeeeeek
Anonymous United States No.151614474 [Report]
>>151614462
Aids and the vaxx don't mix, it would have killed him.
Anonymous Germany No.151614477 [Report] >>151614503
>>151614462
No I dont.
Anonymous United States No.151614489 [Report] >>151614516
>>151614460
nein. mein gross und kleinscheirbungen sind bedeutunglos. noch, ich mag baierischedeutsche vor hochdeutsch.
Anonymous New Zealand No.151614503 [Report] >>151614542
>>151614477
2020 covid season was unironically the most fun and unpredictable NFL season. Maybe not in terms of actual Superbowl winner but week to week there was so much chaos. Games getting moved, entire coaching staffs and QB rooms wiped out, took+coom+roob in Tampa Bay, AFC North intra division kino, McVay vs Goff drama etc. you missed such fun times
Anonymous United States No.151614515 [Report] >>151614569
>>151614462
I will be honest at first I thought he was a stubborn retard, then I realized the truth that I was a sheep and he was a lion of a man.
Anonymous Germany No.151614516 [Report] >>151614550
>>151614489
>noch
Hä? Außerdem verstehst du kein Bayrisch du alberner Ami
Anonymous United States No.151614528 [Report]
>>151614396
Relax fren
Anonymous United States No.151614542 [Report] >>151614632
>>151614503
>fake crowd noise in the broadcasts
Nah that shit was laaaammee
Anonymous United States No.151614550 [Report] >>151614564
>>151614516
oida, i verstehe di Sprache mehr als di.
it is difficult, i will not lie, but i try.
Anonymous Germany No.151614564 [Report] >>151614577
>>151614550
>spricht Österreichisch
Alles klärchen Bärchen.
Anonymous New Zealand No.151614569 [Report]
>>151614515
I realized by August 2020 it was all fucking retarded bullshit. I took it seriously living in Melbourne, wearing masks, reading about health risks even stroke risks in newspapers there, not socializing or going out too often etc for months but by August I was fully "this is all fucking kike propaganda" and just went along for the ride
Anonymous United States No.151614577 [Report]
>>151614564
jawohl mustafa
Anonymous Germany No.151614612 [Report]
Covid times were so mid fr fr ong
Anonymous United States No.151614619 [Report]
Are we headed for 0-8, Jets fans? Will they go 0-17?
Anonymous New Zealand No.151614632 [Report]
>>151614542
No/limited crowds sucked everyone will admit but the memes and virtual crowds were hilarious posting wise. Teams doing those virtual crowds was funny as fuck
Anonymous Austria No.151614633 [Report] >>151614647
>>151613646
dem boys
Anonymous United States No.151614647 [Report]
>>151614633
Nah, Viqueens
Anonymous United States No.151614652 [Report] >>151614683
what did he mean by this?
Anonymous United States No.151614683 [Report]
>>151614652
it means he's buck broken, and will make it his mission to beat the bronkuks.
Anonymous United States No.151614742 [Report] >>151614762
kangz make ya seethe
Anonymous New Zealand No.151614760 [Report] >>151614788
It's that time /nfl/
Anonymous Mexico No.151614761 [Report]
>>151614462
Imagine the seethe if rodgers get the steelers to the superbowl
Anonymous Germany No.151614762 [Report]
>>151614742
I hate marvel. I hate its overrepresentation in popular culture. Fuck this garbage. Ill keep rewatching LOTR, Star wars I-VI and Gladiator until I die. Anything else is not worth my time.
Anonymous Germany No.151614788 [Report] >>151614801
>>151614760
He's injured
Anonymous New Zealand No.151614801 [Report]
>>151614788
I didn't mean it's shadoodoo time to start I just meant it's time we listened to shadoodoo
Anonymous Germany No.151614808 [Report] >>151614838
>Literally impossible that my Cardinals lose today
GIVE ME HARDER BATTLES
Anonymous United States No.151614838 [Report] >>151614938
>>151614808
I think you should have picked a different team to root for.
The Cardinals have only been to 1 super bowl and they did it as a 9-7 meme team, then lost of course.
That's where the franchise peaked.
Anonymous United States No.151614858 [Report]
>>151613181
>la rams ranked 18
wut
Anonymous United States No.151614859 [Report] >>151614892
The Buccaneers currently have a point differentiate of -1
Anonymous New Zealand No.151614892 [Report]
>>151614859
I thought it was gonna be a Saints upset but now I feel like after how week 18 last year went and how bad they got BTFO by the Wions I think they're gonna beat the fuck out of them start to finish. Like 34-13 level ass whooping
Anonymous United States No.151614904 [Report] >>151615064
kwabooty
Anonymous Germany No.151614938 [Report] >>151615058
>>151614838
Idc. Its MY team now. And I will NOT abandon them.
Anonymous Germany No.151615006 [Report]
Going on reddit is probably the biggest kwab
Anonymous Finland No.151615025 [Report] >>151615037
btw looking forward to a stress free comfy redzone with my /nfl/ frens :) my favourite matchups are giants-eagles and bears-ravens, would love to watch packers game but cant be remote on monday this time :(
Anonymous New Zealand No.151615037 [Report] >>151615053
>>151615025
I'll see you in /redzone/ in 7 hours my bro. Say a prayer for my Ravens. It's been a long time since our last win.....
Anonymous Finland No.151615053 [Report]
>>151615037
yes i will root for you guys because bears are escaping from vikies otherwise :D
Anonymous Germany No.151615058 [Report]
>>151614938
meanwhile I'm unironically the dude in the NFL hat
Anonymous United States No.151615064 [Report]
>>151614904
why are mods always such fags no matter the website?
Anonymous United States No.151615088 [Report] >>151615124 >>151615132
kangz make ya seethe
Anonymous New Zealand No.151615124 [Report]
>>151615088
Why did this get deleted? If the mods are gonna be fags again I'll start switching networks and spamming porn in the catalog again like I did 2023
Anonymous United States No.151615132 [Report]
>>151615088
where are people getting these helmets ive seen alot of them
Anonymous United States No.151615183 [Report]
>is the Intercontinental MVP in your path
>is the MVP of the League in your path
Now ever since a nigga was a seed
Only thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballin
Ridin' on these niggas 'cause they lame
In a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?
Blame it on my momma I'm a thug nigga
Up before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealers
Tell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bomb
Bust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDE
Ain't nobody love me as a broke nigga
Finger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggas
I love my females strapped, then fuck her from the back
I get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?
Passed by while these niggas wonder why
I got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to try
Did I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shed
For all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, nigga
Still Ballin'