Thread 151606106

More like LOSERpool

487 posts to make this thread.
Guess we're gonna have to use this Hindu thread.
Fuck the sky 6

Liverpool are getting wirtz and wirtz.

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

>early thread just to shit on Liverpool
Based Dave(190) thread.

>>151606214
Kek what a faggot

>>151606228
Cute

Liverpoopoo

>>151606220
Isak why they keep losing?

>>151606264
wanna goon to yiff together? I'll feed u if u stroke over cam. ggmu

I can't believe it but arsenal are finally going to win it. This sucks so much.

>>151606271
*click noises*

Liversissy has absolutely lost it

kick out the scousaars. import more immigrants.

>>151606352
we don't sign our posts here

>>151606336
Unless they have Liverpool's injury protection that they got last season, they won't. Arsenal are already four first team players down.

>>151606336
Mfw they bottle it final day to Amorim's United

NOOOOOOOOO WE HAVE FOUR FIRST TEAM PLAYERS DOWN AAAAAAAAA WE CAN'T WIN WITH FOUR FIRST TEAM PLAYERS DOWN AAAAAAA

>>151606429
Sloteta getting the excuses ready

>>151606394
Why are you so butthurt over Arsenal winning the league, Liversissy?

>>151606516
That the gobshite off Overlap fan debate?

>>151606622
Speak English please

>>151606643
No, it's far too late for that and I'm drunk on /lug/.

>>151606687
Yeah I had a feeling you were Indian. Thanks for confirming it.

Horny slut will turn it around, right Scousebros?

Foy

>>151606790
Kek

>>151606778
Sacked by Christmas.

Slut needs to start talking about Edison and light bulbs

>>151606790
?

Liversissy back on his "y-your indian" cope now that his super team has suffered a 4th consecutive embarrassing league defeat.

>>151606790
You laughing at him being called an Indian? Based

>>151606849
Why did you sign your post

Indian posting time?

>>151606849
Kek liverpool customers are brown

I am never trusting a Dutchman ever again. Liverpool MUST remove the orange rot from within.

kek he's posting jeets in liverpud shirts because he's mad he got called out as being a jeet, why do they hate being called out

>>151606849
It's so satisfying to watch. And what are they going to do, spend a billion in January?

LeLeLeL

Cunha, Sesko, and Mbeumo all got a goal contribution today.

Isak, Ekitike, and Wirtz did not...

>>151606106 (OP)
SunderLORDS

>>151606936
because they get bullied online so they need to pass the blame onto a different type of Indian

>>151606902
SARRRRR

fucking pathetic plastic league

>liverjeets
>jeets united
>jeetanal
/epl/ is embarrassing

>>151606937
Slotto just needs more money

H HAHAHAHAHAH

S C O U S A A R S

>>151607061
We're all jeets now, basterdbitch

FUCK DID THE CLOCKS GO BACK

>>151606917
Finally more people wake up to the evil the d*tch represent in this world

>>151607100
Surely Slot gets sacked

>>151607145
Go back to ars

>>151607135
you bloody basterrrr

>>151607160
Not for a while

I wanna film a meme video of shartpool being shit so I can laugh at Liversissy. Need someone to wear a Man United shirt while he's tearing me a new arsehole and I'm in a Wirtz 10 shirt. Can post it on Reddit after too.

>>151607145
They are the worst, they can't help but hire more of themselves too, then it takes years to get rid of them properly. The cockroaches of football.

>>151607264
Liversissy take a break from the Internet for a while...

You can always tell when Liverpool lost a game because /ep/ is frothing and lashing out at non-existent Indians

You can always tell when Liverpool lost cause it's the weekend

>>151607766
Kek

>>151607492
It's worse when United win because it's become such an alien concept to Dave that he ends up delirious for days on end and shits up every thread.

oh dear the red teams are fighting over which one is the least brown again

>>151607100
>Won 5 consecutive games just to lose the next 4
Just Slut thing

the fuck happened at the end of united vs brighton 2nd match thread

>>151610599
Liverpool fans having a meltdown

Man United has a very likeable set of players now :)

>>151610715
They've ruined that twice in the past, first with the Sanchez signing and then again with the Ronaldo signing.
I could see them starting to gel as a team and then suddenly pursuing an old and almost finished Kane or Lewa and fucking up the team dynamic again

>>151610807
The only old players they have now are Maguire, Casemiro, and Heaton (3rd keeper). All of which are likeable.

>>151610858
You can add Fernandes to that list. I forget he's 30 because he doesn't seem it.

>>151610858
True but I'm talking about them making a new mercenary signing of someone old and past it and fucking up the team harmony
They could easily get desperate and go for a high profile striker next summer imo. The other potential fuckup would be going for the other Bellingham kid who seems like a faggot

>jwu
>no /mug/
>pool lost again
wao

damn just watched liverpool - brentford highlight, brentford actually wasted so many chances. wtf is slot doing

>>151610968
INEOS have guidelines to not buy any players older than 25 or 26. Can't remember which. The Glazers would 100% go and buy Lewandowski or some shit if it was their choice.

>we're entering ole 2.0 era where united look good but end up winning jack shit
Grim. Another arsenal.

>>151611269
Man United are the 3rd most successful club in England in the past 10 years despite being in a "banter era".

>>151611099
I hope they stick to that. I still think fondly of the Cavani era before he got sidelined for Ronaldo

>Venue: Gtech Community Stadium
>Attendance: 17,214

Damn, some of these clubs are really missing out. I wonder how much difference it makes to total revenue

>>151611437
You can only build to demand tbf. I know a guy who lives next to the GTech and he decided to support Liverpool instead.

>>151611412
Cavani was great before his injury problems

>>151611592
he was almost always injured
he was signed as a free agent after leaving PSG (after the season where he was mostly injured) late into the transfer window because United couldn't land on Sancho so he was an emergency signing. but due do that he was not match-fit.
it took him a handful of subs appearance to get going but even so he's still picking up minor injuries here and there. his time there was pretty overrated.

>>151611360
this kills the abu

Just realised that Man United would be top of the league right now if Fernandes didn't miss a penalty...

Are they actual contenders?

>sunderland second
uhm when did this happen? what the fuck bros?

>>151612485
too early to tell but you can see with Liverpool how fast those things swing, of course fanned by the media. League at this point and in general is so competitive that you don’t perform for 2-3 games and the point swing will see you drop a lot of places.

>>151612736
I get that but Man United have already faced Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, and Chelsea. They have a good string of games coming up.

>>151612485
they showed some good prospect when they played 1st game of the season against Assna and United usually start the season slow, the problem is Bayindir is legit dogshit, would concede to any random shots, and that immediately ruined United's momentum.
having a keeper that makes sure you don't concede to the first shot on target is huge.

>>151612834
Im gonna name my first born Lammens. 3 games played and 3 wins.

Seriously though, none of the 3 goals hes conceded so far have been his fault. 1. Defensive error, 2. Very good free kick, 3. Defensive error

>>151612849
Felt like he could have gotten his hand to Welbeck’s freekick. Wasn’t his fault that ref allowed the freekick to get taken 10 yards closer to goal though.

>>151613225
He did get a finger to it but cant really stop it with the pace. Just a really good free kick.

How tf you buy tickets to a pl league match? Do i unironically need to buy a teams membership pass or some shit

>>151611277
refreshing change from klopp's "how dare they try to win agains us"

You can slag off the scouse cunts all you want but it was pretty pathetic watching the Man Utd squad parade around the pitch at the end of win, celebrating a win over Brighton as if they'd won the Premiership.

Brentford were very kind to El Slotto not changing the formation, but yet they still conceded within 5 minutes

>>151614214
Celebrating a win is soul.

Cunha goal and both Mbeumo goals were very good. Nutmegging Dunk and then roofing the net was cool.

ONE!
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

TWO!
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

THREE!
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

>>151606106 (OP)
Wonder what it is like supporting a team that is so good you expect them to win every single game
That's actually fucked up and not at all normal

>>151614492
go in /bundes/ and ask a Munich fan

good morning all

>Chelsea lose to Sunderland
>Liverpool lose 5 league games in a row and dont look like turning it around
>United have won 3 in a row (that cursed lad might actually get a haircut)
>Arsenal play Palace today
>City play Villa today
points dropped today? the unthinkable is already happening

>>151614625
If Arsenal lose, Man United is only 3 points off of 1st.

>>151614264
It's over for Slut

Brentford looked so dominant against Liverpool. I checked the stats and they seem to favour Liverpool but anybody that watched the game knows otherwise. Brentford looked like they could score 5 or 6.

United have already played at Anfield and Etihad
>>151614668
The Georgian in net isnt getting enough stick for how shit he has been. The second goal he was terrible. Liverpool with Allison back will make a big difference but they also need to stop playing the same defence that gets opened up by slow as fuck centre backs every match

>>151606516
How does one acquire such haircut?

reminder Man Utd have had the toughest start according to Opta and theyre 3 points off 1st

>>151606220
>>151606292

ITT: United fans getting carried away with themselves

>>151606171
Quivverpool

>>151615068
jota is also the reason why they won their first 5 win games too

>>151615068
Shit, forgot the image. Absolute cope here.

>>151615100
If the squad were this badly affected by it they should have not played at all this season.

>1 red team with brown fans starts winning
>another red team with brown fans starts losing
we cant stop winning blue team bros