Thread 151609047

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
209

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
220 (219 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings:
PIA: 346 (+10)
NOR: 332 (+18)
VER: 306 (+25)
RUS: 252 (+8)
LEC: 192 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 678 (+28)
Mercedes: 341 (+8)
Ferrari: 334 (+27)
Red Bull RBPT: 331 (+31)
Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
NOR: 1153.59 (+61.35)
HAM: 1134.20 (+60.87)
TSU: 1057.86 (+34.78)

>News:
Race: 18 bongs
Qualifying: NOR (1:15.586), LEC (+0.262), HAM (+0.352)
RUS VER ANT SAI PIA HAD BEA
Norris romps to superb pole at Mexico City Grand Prix
Piastri rues ‘frustrating’ Qualifying in Mexico
Verstappen expecting ‘difficult’ race from P5 in Mexico
Hamilton hails 'huge step' after best Ferrari qualifying

>LANDO WDC
NO
NO
NON
NOT LIKE THIS
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

baking

>he actually baked for free
lmao ass off

>>151608870
damn its over

Worse than indo threads

>Max knocks on your door
WWYD?

>>151609183
Yeah the edition doesn't even make any sense since Hamilton is nowhere to be seen.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don't know where i got all this pace from, but I do know the less I know the better.

moved my 2025 wdc spreadsheet to the trash its over gentlement
its back to being a semen slurping sport

>>151609355
what's flavour of mental illness do you have, exactly?

>>151609449
hes pozzed in the head

im BEGGING chuck to kill lando t1

PLEASE
PLEASE

IO NEED THIS

the car is made for lando, that's why piastri can't perform well

>>151609607
I want it to be ps3, whomst finally snaps because of Zak "bullying" him

Max gets the belt
NARB gets the cock
Alexandra gets the knot

>>151609658
It was the opposite at the start of the season.

Verstacuck crashes on turn 2

Doubles confirm

Huge pileup at turn 1 please.

>3 matches on bumble
what do?

this is gonna be the slurpiest of slurpers

A car flies into the grand stands on the stadium section, please

>>151610079
buy rohypnol

it'soverbros, we're so back

>>151610102
Maybe an MXT driven by Richard Hammo?

>i didn't think, i just did
Kek, faggots overglorifying his quali lap with Senna's linguistic suave

>>151610079
>only 3
are you really that ugly?

gimi

>>151610537
yes im indian australian..

So there's about a 0% chance lando doesn't just drive into the distance immediately... right?

f1 is the only thing i have to look forward to

>>151609236
hop in my mclaren and haul ass out of there so he cant catch me

>>151610593
Stalled start and Oscar is the one crashes into the back of him.

>>151610593
50/50, even he does or he doesn't
(last 9 races, 4 were won from pole, so pretty much 50/50)

>>151609348
Imagine how rough it must be

>>151610861
Mercedes has the best driver lineup on the grid.

>All those Australians crying on Boomerbook, X and Instagram, kwab.

Next time, support the first driver on a team and not a cuck loser like Webber.

i wonder if norris would be more tolerable if he didnt have such a faggot name and haircut, fuck kind of name is lando

>>151609257
Do Jamaican mosquitoes also have that accent?

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>>151611050
yes
fucking
BUZZboclaat...
twice a min into the distance when you sit in a previously unoccupied room

>>151611136
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NZtfn2lj4Fs

>>151610884
LOL
LMAO EVEN

>>151611257
the curry goat only comes with rice and peas at a cookshop and you need to ask for gravy on the rice

Kimi Antonelli

>>151610615
but anon canapino might win tc copa del oro this year

poor girl is frightened

https://x.com/SophiaFloersch/status/1982076313901957487
I wonder how many times a GP2 raced in Misano...

Lawson should some cheddar before sessions

gimi

>>151611900
he has a secret male lover in wyoming

>>151611900
>>151611917
typical maga faggots
can't wait until he's out of F1

wearing the hats is cultural appropriation

Here's how Hamilton can win tomorrow:

*cums in your thread*

>>151612004
I like when people from other countries wear cowboy hats.

I miss JAVanon.
I hope he is doing ok.

>Hamilton is on the podium at an actual race
He/Ferrari will fuck it up, but it's his best start with Ferrari yet. That $100 mil is really paying dividends!

Praying for carnage at turn 1 before going to bed, good night.

>>151612015
Unironically his best chance this season to win a faking race

what da fak, go to bed anon

>>151612004
Is it?

Mexico it is for Hamilton. Dubs confirm

>>151612097
Whats wrong with that guy's foot? Mine didn't look that bad even when I broke it

>>151612130
big big toe = big cock
you have a cute smol big toe, I gather?

>>151612179
what the fuck

>>151612166
Of course but I was talking about how swollen it looks and how his toes are folding under each other

>>151612179
you cant suffer in africa

>Hamilton fucks it up into turn one trying to pass leclerc/norris
>crashes into norris
>takes them both out of the race
>leclerc-max 1/2
>Piastri finishes in like ninth
Win for Ferrari (not Hamilton), 0 points for norris, and significantly fewer points for Piastri than max.

>>151612179
>hot as fuck
>extreme maternal instincts

God why can’t I be the seconds richest man in France

bros how over is it? question?

>>151612296
32.33 (repeating of course) %

>>151612272
On the plus side, at least you're not French.

>>151612296
50%
either it's over or it's not

>>151612296
As over as it was at the sandcastle. (it's not)

>>151612323
I’d be ok if that meant having Salma by my side right now in bed

>>151612379
I would say you lost the plot but that happened a while ago.

dey hea

>>151612398
Lando looks genuinely depressed there kek

piss3 will NEVER win a wdc

desu I would have cheated too

>>151612455
just fyi I will be filtering your flag tomorrow because of the porn stuff

>>151612512
why aren't sleeping wtf

>>151612532
brapping too much and don't want to stink up the bed

>>151612546
in my fucking life i'll have this

>>151612563
They're literally on your border m8, just go and get one.

>>151612611
>admitting F1 is scripted
based Lulu exposing the truth

>>151612627
NO YOU FUCKING NIGGER COON
I CAN'T JUST FUCKING "GET IT"
NO WOMAN WANTS ME
NONE
ZERO
and the ones that MAY, just MAY tease the POSSIBILITY of GIVING A SHIT, DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT
DO YOU UNDERSTAND YES OR NO?

need me some need sheets, you guys like these?

>>151612648
the prozzies want you(r money)

>>151612648
Just b ur self
Also every Brazilian (derogatory) that posts ITT is always saying they want to escape Brazil so now you can bribe them with an escape route.

>>151612648
ermmm love transcends looks... you shallow baka...

>>151612684
>Just b ur self
nnnope, ghosted immediately

>>151612699
New plan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqDcC-CrYOI

>>151612699
I know that feel, to be Frank Williams

>talk to a girl
>text one message too many
>ghosted
bros.

>>151611900
how can one man be so based

>>151611900
*walks towards you*
you talkin to me pardner?

Before I go to sleep I'll remind /f1/ to wish for a crash between both ferrari and lando the same way it happened in Singapore 2017

>>151612745
some say he framed someone for shooting up a mosque

>>151612648
>>151612699
Have you tried not being ugly and stupid?

>>151612760
>Have you tried not being ugly
It's not uncommon for ugly guys to have gfs, reference: stroll
>and stupid?
I'm working on that, but I wouldn't be too confident

>>151612672
classic

>>151612777
>Stroll
Stroll is rich as fuck, the rules don't apply to him.

Reminder that Yuki was only 0.2s off Max today and yet some of you anons still mocked him for it because he got knocked out.

>>151612777
Lance isn't even ugly.

>>151612818
>Getting knocked out in Q2 in a car that made it to Q3
Doesn't matter if he was 0.000000001 seconds behind, that's still embarassing.

>>151610593
50/50 depends how badly he fucks the start he gest stuck behind Chuck and can't overtake then he gets p2 at worst

>>151610593
Lando doesn't do well with stress, but it's clear McLaren wants Lando to take over the wdc this race.
It'll remain to be seen if anyone can get up landos ass to put pressure on him and force a fuck up. Especially with the extremely limited playbook he pulls in races.

it's gonna be a repeat of last race where chuck and norris fight it out for the first few laps while Hamilton is just behind more interested in picking the bones off of Chuck's corpse than helping him win

MAX WON MEXICO 5 TIMES AND ONLY STARTED POLE ONCE

JUST SAYIN

>>151610593
Lando's terrible starts vs his car being a time machine. A b_ttle for the ages.

>>151609047 (OP)
It's over for my boy AMX isn't it?

>>151613267
Naw. If anyone can overcome a 40 point deficit in five (seven if you count sprints) races, it's max.
If the red bull can keep up is another story, but the red bull isn't a total shit heap like it was towards the start of the season. So he'll just have to bust out his typical racism and get it done. Or have Lando fuck it up.

>>151613267
One DNF puts Max out of realistic contention, unless Norris also fails to score points that race and/or has a DNF himself. PS3 is pulling a Webber 2.0 and may as well be written off now despite leading the championship.

>>151612648
kys

>>151613293
>>151613326
>>151613355
But that McLel was performing like a rocketship in quali and not only was thr RB slow in quali, the long runs were terrible as well.

>>151613267
>Ferrari pulls a Ferrari
>Osama bin Russell declares jihad on norris' bussy
>AMX wins, passing Norris in the championship and gaining ten points on PS2
I saw it in my cup of piss.

WHAT THE FUCK IS PIASTRI DOING? HE WAS GIFTED THE CHAMPIONSHIP IN ZANDVOORT!!!!

>>151613507
Just landos. Oscar was down in the pits of hell, nearly .6 seconds behind his team mate.
And that's just in qualifying. Lando was having issues all throughout practice.

>>151613550
Max can't pass Norris he's 26 points back

>>151613550
>passing Norris in the championship
I'm retard. 25 is in fact less than 26.

>>151613574
Oscar and Lando run different setups though

Hamilton will get his first podium with ferrari....

>>151613579
>no FL point
Retardo's final curse on the sport for it's sins against him.

>>151613573
poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>151613507
Tbf this track is RB last very bad track tbf it's similar to Singapore

>>151613714
So it's just cutting the losses and back to hopium again?
I hope you're right. AMX still needs a lot of luck today

>>151613743
I'm saying this is probably RB's worst track left on the calendar also the rape of Vegas is coming for McLaren since they have zero straight line speed

>>151613743
>>151613765
As for Brazil it's too much of a random to know track plays to both the RB and McLaren in different ways

Business plan - just charge more for everything because fuck you

Why did McLaren gave up on Oscar PS3

>>151614052
an uncharacteristic mistake from Lando Norris

>only 0.2 seconds behind Max in quali

APLOOGIZE

What happened?
Just woke up (wish I didn't)

>>151614135
i dont want to talk about it

>>151614135
Good morning
I'm at work :(

Reminder /f1/ praise Lando Norris for getting his first win in Miami last year

>>151614146
U work at a nightclub??

>>151614165
I do not

Norizz hasn't really bottled a starrmt since Spa, hes lost places, but that was more because other drivers got really goid starts rarther that him making a huge fuck up. He will probably only drop to p3 at most

How many months will anons seethe when lando wins the championship?

TOTAL
LANDO
DOMINATION

>>151614172
ok

The subhuman spammer are really going all out tonight.

>>151614209
>are
*is

morning lads

>>151614065
they have a Nintendo Lando now

>>151613608
no if i can stop it

It doesn't matter if Lando wins the WDC, it will be tainted by le papaya rules and the perception of the team sabotaging Oscar
Even crowds in thirdie countries like Mexico are booing him

>>151614255
You can add all the astericks you want but a DUB is a DUB

>>151614240
You can not stop it

>>151614255
I'm sorry sweetie but British pundits are making sure this is remembered as one of the all time championship runs.
Lando prevailing unfair DNFs.
Lando beating Verstappen who had a superior car as McLaren stopped developing mid-season.

meant to post the sophia sipping coffe reply

>>151614405
I was about to make a violent comment.

>>151614255
>>151614273
Holy C O P I U M

>>151614404
God, I hate brits so much

I'm just glad we won't have a medshitter WDC

WCC winner = WDC winner
As it should be

>>151613743
>cutting

>there's a chance there will be three br*tish drivers on the podium if leclerc has a ferrari moment (tm)
fuuuuuuuuck

>>151613743
>cutting

>>151614448
>>151614463
kwab

Shame that chuck is too much of a clean driver to do anything crazy lol

Remember this day /f1/
Remember this day where F1 got utterly BTFO
Remeber this day that hes 0.400 secs faster with a SLOWER car
Truly a goat. When he retires, his name will be shouted as the greatest, alongside Lewis Hamilton, Miguel Schumacher, and Fangio.

You are entering the NORRIS ERA (2025 - 2030)
5 TIME WDC HERE WE GO

Also
>Imageblock ON
You jannies truly disrespect the GOAT of NORRIS

>>151609047 (OP)
How will allah guide them to victory in mexico?

>>151614487
put your french flag back on and start praising yuki, those posts are more interesting

>>151614079
>Sainz 5 place penalty
Starting in the top 10 as pranned Yukibros

>>151614497
they're losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro

all oscar had to do was not crash his car 3 times in 4 races

Lando Norris is a Sissy Boy and not a competent WDC

>>151614519
you thought they'd win the wdc this year? KWAB

>>151614500
>BUT BUT HERES HOW MAX CAN STILL WIN
Pathetic. Its clear Lando is superior driver. He can get a pole in a Nurburgring in car that Min Verslowwin drive if he want to

>>151614532
>Lando Norris is a Sissy Boy
You're gonna make that anon post all the gay Lando videos now

>>151614273
>DUB is a DUB
/biz/ idea: DUBs on f1 cars

nothing wrong with being a sissy...

>>151614572
the only real Men on the current Grid are Verstappen, Alonso, Sainz and Hülkenberg rest are Sissy Boys

f1 was way more fun circa. 2 months ago

>>151614572
I'm only gonna do that if/when he loses the WDC.
If both Piastri and Lando lose the WDC I'll have to post some sort of tranny gangbang or something.
Take note that I didn't bother with such a humiliation ritual when lesharl lost the WDC because that would just be cruel.

>>151614591
Wouldn't call Hadjar a sissyboy desu

>>151614833
Watches anime, cries in public on tv, and has anger management issues.
That's 3 strikes right there.

>>151614277
so nothing can stop whats coming...

>>151614840
but is ugly, only cute boys can be sissies

>>151614848
me

>>151613031
Doesn't matter if he gets behind the Ferraris unless they take his front wing with them as well, he's gonna get past by the first pit window anyways.

>>151614863
you are nothing?
hi, im fernando alonso

>>151614872
>take his front wing with them as well,
on this track the front wing doesnt matter, 23 charles lost it, nothing, and last season the same, i dont recall the driver, but i posted about how on this track the front wing doesnt matter and gave the example of charles 23

sex with Ruth

goedemorgen
>>151614228
bonjour mon ami

If not one of the Ferraris take out Norris at T1 there Cucks

>>151614907
f1 car equivalent?

>>151614840
>anime
Anime can be manly, Dragonball, Fist of the northstar Getter robo etc.
>cries in public on tv, and has anger management issues.
Thats called being french

>>151614840
>has anger management issues
Anger is a masculine emotion, a man being unable control it means he has too much test

>>151614955
no

>>151614907
best bring a rubber for that

stupid fucking chink
>ooh look at me, im 30% chink, 12% italian, and a 10000000% retard

Niki "Nazza" Lauda will be the last Australian WDC in F1 history.

Fernando "kwablonso" Alonso will be the last medshitter "wdc" in f1 history