Thread 151610051

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Kill, Marry, Fuck

it's over...

>>151610051 (OP)
what in the oompa loompa

What college team should I cheer for? I’m not originally from America and cricket is my main sport.

TOTAL TIGER DEATH

It's marry, fuck, kill for me.
The mid chick from LSU can get it too

are there any good games on or should I play battlefield before bed

>>151610122
>didn't put the college football kornheiser on it

time for kelly to yell at more people during press conferences

Wisconsin will not be shutout for the 3rd week in a row!

Brian hasnt had a fall on the sideline in awhile. Aggies should draw up a play to knock him over

>>151610124
LSU has a jeet assistant coach maybe start there

>>151610156
I’m switching over as well, I just got done watching Riley Reid videos.

>>151610122
would coat her throat with my reproductive fluid, if you catch what I'm pitching.

>>151610051 (OP)
jesus christ the smile on the girl in the middle jesus christ I'm so fucking lonely jesus christ I just want to be loved

>>151610156
Colorado/Utah which just began is the last hope for tonight
Go play BF6 in preparation for Arc Raiders on Thursday

The Oregon cucks are going to lose this game. screen crap this post

Conner Weigman is elite

You now remember that after the Sandusky scandal broke, Penn State banned the playing of "Sweet Caroline" at their games.

>>151610188
>LSU has a jeet assistant coach maybe start there
Abhorrent. Where's a scissor lift when you need one

>>151610161
It'll be his last. His wife's sister told me that LSU will fire him based on the results of this game. Screencap this, I am not lying.

JFC the MAC is the worst conference in Div. I. There's not a single bowl eligible team and UMass is 0-8.

>>151610218
is Weigman the dude who got kicked out of BYU for having sex?

>>151610248
nah thats retzlaff. weigman was the a&m qb

>>151610245
>Div. I
FBS I mean.

>>151610248
>Weigman
No, that's the overpriced New York grocery chain

>>151610245
MAC Daddies are content to enjoy the simple pleasures of getting druk on a Tuesday evening while you watch two abhorrent teams flail at each other.

>>151610285
I love Wegmans

>have 12 players on the field
>move before the snap
>still not stop the touchdown
oof

>cheat twice
>still give up the touchdown

>>151610310
put the mask back on and hear me out.

Lol
Lmao

>>151610117
only if tOSU has a historically bad day with play-calling.

LSU getting btfo like this is long overdue

fucking trash team, thank you for once faggies

>>151610310
The bigger L here is being in a situation where people would address you, a medical professional, as "sister"

>>151610300
When I was still working in the office, we'd go to Wegmans for subs and to watch the trophy wives

Have you ever in your life seen a HC constantly shitting on his assistants and players in real time the entire game like Kelly does? Nonstop deflection, cope, and seethe

This guy is such a fucking fraud

>welcome to UTEP

>>151610273
God that's hot

So who is going to be LSU’s next coach? Sumrall is right down the road.

You're welcome LSU, enjoy James Franklin

When will the NCAA start requiring fraud teams like Ohio State and Notre Dame to play more than one ranked game a year?

>>151610383
lowkey the problem is not BK its his retarded ACs

>>151610390
>LSU’s next coach
I hear James Franklin is looking for a job

>>151610401
How are you going to milk money out of retarded fanbases when their team is 7-5 and out of the 'fs

>>151610409
but hes the one that hired them

Brian Kelly is a bad person and I’m glad he’s having a bad time

>>151610383
I'm starting to think the Big-10 & the ACC are really fucking lucky he stayed at ND for so long

If you guys weren't watching the CW this morning you missed a classic

>>151610409
Ok? He hired them. Everything falls on him. That’s being a HC. Every other coach handles things privately or talks normally. Kelly gets in their face mid game, something you basically never see. With all his coaches alll the time

>Texas A&M is the last hope of the SEC

Lol Indiana would destroy them

UT has not rushed a fifth defender since 10:00 left in the second quarter

>the T-Mobile 1st down line!
jesus christ NBC have some shame

>LSU
>Florida
>Penn St
>Florida St
>Auburn

they can't all find good coaches

>>151610383
it's always been his MO
nothing is ever his fault, and if you criticize GLARING flaws on his teams he will lose his temper and cope like he did at that one reporter after the Florida game this year

televised rape

>>151610363
We'll see when Ryan Day figures it out

>>151610478
You guys have earned a lot of good will, let's not push it.

>>151610401
Is it Ohio State's fault that Texas & Penn State sucked? Retard

Texas A&M is going to destroy Alabama in the SEC championship. Bama is beyond overrated and all of their “ranked” wins are to fraud teams.

Maybe it's just the loneliness talking but I could watch the Pensacola beach football chick's inner thigh fat jiggle all day
It's Perdido Key for me though

lol

>>151610484
The baseball game had the entire stadium stand up in honor of cancer and Mastercard

>indiana and ohio state make b1g championship game
>indianas only ranked opponent by then will presumably be oregon
>ohio state will only have michigan as a ranked opponent (maybe)
>the b1g championship game will be contended by 2 teams who defeated a total of 2 ranked teams between them all season

>>151610554
Alabama struggles against the run and that's what A&M loves.

Sherrone Moore needs to be stoned to death

>>151610493
CFB is cyclical not everyone can be good

>michigan letting sharty come back

9 weeks in and I still don't understand what this team is this year

>>151610546
penn st? yea, pedos get anosu's sloppy second croots. See Poo Allar

>>151610600
He definitely has been completely worthless this game. I dont know how MSU is still losing.

Death Valley is empty lmaooo

>>151610590
And Ohio State will beat them by 3 scores in said game.

Which of these games is gonna be a bigger shitshow?

>>151610610
don't worry, chiles has 80iq

>>151610665
i will be incredibly surprised if pedo state even manages to get a TD
texas will get rekt
don't give a shit about buttgers or illinois

>>151610663
the b1g champion will have 1 or 2 ranked wins by the time the playoffs start

>>151610638
>no clue at all

>haven't had femboy bussy in months
lord help me

>>151610700
I too believe they should only get one playoff seed

i don't understand how people who hyperfocus on MUH RESUME and nothing else even get any enjoyment from watching football

>>151610665
just motherfucking I M A G I N E the shitstorm if Penn State wins

>>151610665
Texas will beat vandy soundly. Ohio state will dog walk pedo state. Buttgers Illinoise could be a fun game and shitshow

>>151610696
>texas will get rekt
As shitty as they have played this season, no one has "rekt" Texas. So I will just assume it will be a close nasty game.

>literal retarded kid picking cfb games
>32 views
https://youtu.be/j1q1BOFICpI?si=alckQF5b5dcPEDaO
(i feel bad because he's being a good big brother but it's still so funny)

>>151610748
>i dont want my team to have to play a single other good team all year

>>151610748
If I can't engage in increasingly delusional hypotheticals about how my team would bootyblast another team then what's the point

Is it a good thing to be gay? My cousin came out to my family this evening.

i just hope MUH BEARS do two things:
>fuck up a ranked team
>fuck up stanford

nothing else matters

>>151610795
yes. the sex is incredible

Based commentators not knowing who irrelevant flyover schools are.

>>151610789
you say this, but the season would be incredibly boring and you would lose interest.

>>151610795
It's unironically a sin

>>151610704
Refs get it right 100% of the time.

>>151610765
at worst ohio state will just do the
>do nothing
>win

thing that they've done like 4 times already this year

>>151610826
so is wearing two types of fabric, who gives a fuck

>>151610795
dabbling in some gay porn every now and then is fun, irl gay shit is bad

>>151610779
If Arch is out they might actually win.

So are Brian Kelly and Luke Fickell fired tomorrow?

>>151610809
Can I have sex with you?

>lsu stadium upper decks almost barren
So much for Death Valley.

arkansas played >us tougher than this

fucking da u killed the game off

Meanwhile, Tennessee quietly drops fiddy on'tucky. Comfy.

>>151610850
We're not talking about jewish old testament sin meant to keep retarded hebrew polytheists from killing themselves by eating parasite-infested carrion, we're talking about new testament sin that the real God detests

>USF lost
>crApp state lost
>GaSo lost
Good bye week

>>151610900
Bobby Petrino is an actual coach.

Elko must be the god of half time adjustments.

why is mike elko such an improvement on jimbo
i understand jimbo is a jackass but he also won a national championship- why did he fail so hard?

>>151610917
>the real god
ummm...sweetie..??

>>151610905
I need more
77 is within reach

>Penn, UNC, Florida and LSU all need new coaches
Lol

Idk if I've seen worse qb play on both teams in one game than chiles and underwood.

>>151610881
if you buy me a drink first, handsome ;)

Turnover on downs

>>151610935
A&M unironically poached LSU’s S&C coach the microsecond Brian Kelly fired him for “his” guy with the fattest check for a S&C coach in history.

>Michigan State chimpout penalty
The single most pathetic football program and fanbase in the country. Osu is more well behaved, it's so bad.

Probably the worst week of the year so far. Not a single upset or good game.

>

LSU needs to get ed orgeron back

>>151610940
Plenty of time left.

It would be the most A&M thing ever to blow out an opponent to go to 8-0 but lost their QB to an injury because they want to showboat the win.

Why does A&M give Mormon vibes?

>>151610998
>>151610995
n...negative 5?

>>151611003
CIA connections. George Bush is literally buried on campus. Fuck Palestine.

>>151610985
>both historically had white qbs
>they were good, some even great some even the GOAT
>both fall for it
hahahahahaha

Marcus Freeman could fix LSU. Louisiana is full of black Catholics too. Would fit in well.

>>151610939
let me guess, you believed the jews when they told you their yhwh was the Christian God? Is that how your brain works, if midwestern skin-suiters tell you that SEC football is the same as their B10 football just so they can pretend to fit in do you believe that shit too?

Is Brian Kelly gone after this?

moore's shitty coaching is gonna cause the osu streak to end this year
unless OSU happens to miss 2 kicks and turn it over inside their own 5 again

>boston college

why are you punting in an one possession game?

>>151610985
grim

>>151611025
bro you need therapy

Why are these commentators sucking of Texas A&M so much?

>8-0
>bye week
good night losers and bonghorns, enjoy the next two weeks seething

>>151610985
the absolute and utter state

>>151610840
They are red just like China. They are Football China.

LMAOOOOOO SHARTY SISTERS TAKE THE PILLS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>>151611030
based on what I've seen from Underwood this season so far, Patricia's gonna put his brain in a blender.

>>151611049
probably because they're undefeated and blowing out lsu in death valley at night

>>151611049
because they're up by 24 and about to score again against LSU at home during late hours

Coach Primate

>>151611052
See you in the playoffs

>sharty
>mishitgan
holy fuck, just nuke the whole state

>A&M running up the score against LSPoo
You love to see it

lmao lsu

michigan/michigan state might be the worst QB play I've seen all year except for the pedo state game last week

TOTAL TIGER DEATH

>>151611029
He's cooked. A&M hasn't beaten LSU in Death Valley since the 90s.
This is straight-up sad for LSU.

inb4 50burger just because I fucking hate the tigers

RANK THE AGGIES #1 COWARDS

>>151611073
Cool there is my first CFB controversy I was bloodthirsty for!

>>151611088
and yet Michigan's still gonna find a way to meme out a win over Ohio State.

>>151611115
This. Fuck the big10 unironically

>>151611088
only keeping that game on in hopes that there's a chimpout at the end

they're gonna kill nuss if they dont pull him

>>151611065
the main thing I've seen from fat patricia's defense this year is it confusing the FUCK out of shitty QBs
could be really bad

coach primate getting humiliated

>>151611003
Mormons are on campus but they don’t go to school there, they’re just trying to find converts before they go back to Utah. The rich Mormons send their kids there to do their “missionary” shit instead of third world hellholes.

Well shit needed Aggies to lose. Oh well there’s always Mizzou

It’s all over but the crying

>>151611115
For beating the overrated ND by one point?

>>151611133
>>151611115
Indiana and tOSU would bootyblast the faggies.

>>151611115
They are never gonna be ranked above Indiana bro deal with it. Indiana is the stronger team and everyone knows it

Did LSU bench their quarterback or did he get hurt, this nog isn’t helping

Why are LSU and Ass to mouth rivals again?

>>151611115
It'll never happen, there are still fat midwesterners with corn subsidy money to blow on cfp tickets

>>151611156
>>151611165
TOTAL TIGER DEATH

kwab

>Ohio State
>Oregon
>Texas
>Texas A&M
These four are the only ones realistically winning the natty for the next 100 years. No other schools can compete with their money.

>>151611173
benched. what do you hope to accomplish down 39 with 3 minutes left?

(((>>151611040)))

>>151611165
Based upon what?

>>151611135
this

>>151611173
i think they just pulled him to keep him from potentially getting hurt

Miss me yet?

what will our hawkeyes be ranked tomorrow? I guess 23rd

Can you tarmac a coach after a home game? Asking for a friend

>>151611159
Osu only beat Texass by 7 and that's their best win lmao

is this new guy better than nus or does it just look like that because it's garbage time?

when does coach sanders step down for health concerns? this is just sad, blown out in the 1st qtr

>>151611219
GEAUX TIGUHS

>>151611200
oregon is completely useless until they start using their money to have actual lines of scrimmage
which they still don't, Wisconsin and Indiana both bullied them

>>151611212
Having at least half a brain cell.

>>151611040
So did you go to Michigan or Michigan State?

>>151611219
For years, coach. Come home: all is forgiven.

>>151611229
hes more mobile but its also garbage time

C'mon just give me a cheeky FG I'm jonesing for a 50burger

>>151611227
I do agree, and OSU has such an easy schedule this year

>>151611202
Good point, he was getting eaten alive

>>151611223
Drive them to the airport and leave

>wife came home from her date early
fuck. gotta go fellas, see you next saturday

boston college coach is a loser

>A&M and Indiana
>the last 2 good guys that have a shot at the natty
>both looked great today
Maybe there's hope...

>>151611200
Ohio State has two-thirds of the country to recruit from where it's easily the #1 option and goes head to head with Oregon in another section. They should win every other year in the current climate

>>151611239
I think you got short-changed.

>>151611229
Garbage time. He got ran down and sacked even without a blitz, coverage is way back. Making bad decisions scrambling also

gonna have to rename it to dead valley

>>151611223
Change the locks to team facilities over night.

>>151611261
I forgot to mention I'm an SEC supporter, btw

>11-1 Virginia
>10-2 Nebraska
>10-2 Michigan

>>151611267
>A&M
>good guys
those oil-drenched fucks have too much money to be "good guys".

What's Kelly's buyout?

Kinda early but here are next week's games

10 Vandy @ 22 Texas 12:00 PM
Penn State @ 1 Ohio State 12:00 PM
5 Georgia @ Florida 3:30 PM
2 Indiana @ Maryland 3:30 PM
Washington State @ Oregon State 7:30 PM (because why the fuck not)
13 Oklahoma @ 17 Tennessee TBD
7 Georgia Tech @ NC State TBD
9 Miami @ SMU TBD
21 Cincy @ Utah TBD
14 Texas Tech @ Kansas State TBD

>>151611299
N O T Q U I T E

>>151611299
>Nebraska
>10-2
LMAO

>>151611326
even worse than this week

KAMAN POOSTON

>>151611321
53 milly

>>151610868
BK, probably. Fickell probably wont get fired until the end of the year

>>151611267
cute konater

>>151611261
Go Buckeyes btw!

Temu TAMU would get smoked by anOSU the fuck are you guys smoking

>>151611318
>only fans they have are students and alumni
Very definition of what makes a “good guy.”

>>151611326
>Penn State @ 1 Ohio State 12:00 PM
I was really looking forward to this game before the season started
Not so much now

A for effort

>>151611299
if nebraska manages to slurp their way to 10-2 I'm looking forward to the husker schizo having a mental breakdown about them not being ranked

>>151611347
How on earth is that still cheaper than FSUs Norvell?

If I’m LSU I let Kelley get raped by Bama before cutting him loose

>>151611326
Cincy @ Utah and Taco Tech @ K State are gonna be good.

maybe LSU's found their new QB with this game

>>151611366
pedo state will go up 3-0, take a picture, and lose 42-10

>>151611276
Most delusional post of the century lol

Ohiofags really don’t understand how the rest of the country perceives them. The word “Ohio” is literally zoomer slang for lame and shitty. When everyone thinks of Ohio we think of a place with a fucked up economy and crumbling infrastructure and fent zombies and dreadful cooking and still having frigid cold winters

>>151611366
it's always boring as shit

>>151611358
>only fans they have are students and alumni

You don't actually believe that do you?

>>151611340
I thought this week's games would be terrible but they ended up being pretty decent, Alabama and Texas almost lost LOLSU ot exposed again

>>151611366
Ohio State will spot Pedo State a 10 point lead, then win by 40.

It's kinda gross how they just allow North Dakota State to curbstomp everyone year after year. I mean come on man, put em in the Big 10 or Big 12 or some shit. They're so much better than the guys the play against lmao.

>>151611378
BK was never given an extension. Norvell got his right after 13-1

>>151611393
Ohio State has had a California QB for the last decade and at one point had more players from the west coast than Ohio. It's the only entity in that shit state that goes over this meme

>>151611393
don't look up where Ohio State's QB is from

how does he keep getting away with it?

Whats the late night game play?

>no 50burger
FUGG

>>151611407
Based on these threads and what I see irl, I do.

>>151611442
Coach Primate

>>151611393
>Best player from the past 2 seasons is from Florida

>Fire Kelly chants
lmao

lmao they mic’d up the “fire Kelley” section

>Fire Kelly!
CLAP CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
>Fire Kelly!
CLAP CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
>Fire Kelly!
CLAP CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
>Fire Kelly!
CLAP CLAP
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Wow bravo ass to mouth, firing fisher looks to be worth it

>>151611415
Being an alum from a school in the MVFC that isn't NDSU or SDSU is pain.

t. Sycamore

>>151611431
Or where Stroud was from.
Or where Olave was from.
Or where...

>>151611453
That whole thing has lost it's luster. The rappers don't even show up anymore so we get no monkeyshines on the sidelines.

>>151611439
He will still be the coach at Iowa in 2040

>Fire Kelly chant starts up
>it’s all ass to mouth fans
>band playing
brutal

>>151611431
>>151611429
Not saying you can’t get recruits from wherever. I’m saying it’s definitely not because you are located in Ohio you absolute retards. In the modern era it’s about money and Ohio state has money. But it’s still objectively not a desirable destination

>>151611393
>Ohiofags really don’t understand how the rest of the country perceives them. The word “Ohio” is literally zoomer slang for lame and shitty. When everyone thinks of Ohio we think of a place with a fucked up economy and crumbling infrastructure and fent zombies and dreadful cooking and still having frigid cold winters

>>151611452
AssToMouth has almost as many customers as texASS

Goodbye to texas university!

>>151611439
>Iowa breaks 40
never thought I'd live to see the day

So Michigan State is bad and OSU fans have nothing better to do on their bye week. Surprising

>>151611497
nobody was saying it's "because it's in ohio" retard

Bros walk me back from the ledge. Firing your coach works right? There's no way a coach that lost its fanbase or locker room pulls it out right? You HAVE to fire him right? Help me bros

gg tigers

Ohio has always had really good football talent. How do football watchers not know this?

>>151611326
>The Big-12 & ACC are forced to carry next weekened
Grim

>>151611511
Gopher fag must be getting his stomach pumped right about now

>>151611486
his contract ends in 2029, he will be like 75 at that point

>>151611524
next week we finish the job
TTD

>1 quarter in
>Utah: 203 yards
>Colorado: -2 yards
haha epic totally not a Hunterbabby team

g fuckin g lspoo they even took your stadium away you dumb cunts

>>151610158
Just for you anon.

Varsity's horns are sawed off!!

>no big upsets this week
SAD!

>>151611502
Cry harder, faggot

>>151611519
He was implying that it’s for some reason other than money which is certainly not the case. Beyond hartlines nig whispering skills

>>151611407
Faggies are shit on irl just as hard as they are itt. They bring it on themselves tho.

>>151611318
>money is le bad
Back to r*ddit faggot go cheer for heckin wholesome chungus there

>>151611511
They put the backups in after halftime, they could have hung 50+

>>151611562
t. AssToMouth customer

>>151611559
MY BALLS ARE BLUE BUT MY NECK IS REEED

belt to ass statefags

if I see
>Others receiving votes: LSU

tomorrow, I will unironically lose my mind

>>151611583
based

>>151611326
That's a grim dias de la meurtos

>>151611497
It's located in the not south that's all that matters in my argument. south has better players but it's fanbase and thus competition for players outpaces the talent level. you think Ohio's bad but no one from Ohio is going to play for Ole Miss and even there Ohio State can snipe Mississippi players occasionally

>>151611579
Stay seething, faggot

is asu coming back?

>>151611568
Don’t give the left behind bigtwelvie the (you)s

mel tucker would have at least told his players to start a fight or take some cheap shots at the end

ASU gonna do it

Colorado getting btfo by Utah freshmen

>>151611559
truly tragic

Like I said, were a second half team.

>colorado

top kek

>>151611579
Aggies are guilty of every sin EXCEPT being casual bandwagon faggots.

>25-0 and the 2nd quarter's barely started
Primate bros...

>>151611326
probably the worst lineup this whole year so far

penn state being "good" wouldn't have even helped bc that matchup always sucks

>>151611564
>He was implying that it’s for some reason other than money which is certainly not the case.
Ohio State just put 14 players in the draft, one of which was one of Hartline's players.
They go there because being a starter at Ohio State is a really good way to get drafted.

>>151611620
>Jeff Sims at QB

DOUBT.gif

what is the fuck with the lack of late night games tonight?

>>151611583
wtf is this? explain

>>151611326
I'm getting major trap game vibes for Ohio State

>>151611326
You forgot USC at Nebraska faggot

I want FSU to hire deion so bad lol

>>151611671
No more pac

>>151611680
lol sorry i should have added that

>>151611674
Ohio State does NOT get caught looking ahead of Pedo State, especially not after the bad blood pissing match regarding Jim Knowles.
Ohio State is gonna throw the kitchen sink at Pedo State just to prove a point to Jimmy that he should've swallowed his pride and stayed

>>151611674
they're going up against this

>>151611680
>USC at Nebraska
We sleep.

>>151611674
Penn State won't score on them like everyone else and there's too much talent gap for them not to score 30

>no midnight hawaii game

what a shit week aside from LSU finally getting raped

That should be targeting on Houston

haha fuck ASU whores

>-2 total yards for primate
Whew lad

1. Ohio State
2. Texas A&M
3. Indiana
4. Alabama
5. Georgia
6. Georgia Tech
7. Ole Miss
8. Oregon
9. Vanderbilt
10. Miami
11. BYU
12. Notre Dame
13. Texas Tech
14. UVA
15. Tennessee
16. Louisville
17. Cincinnati
18. Oklahoma
19. Mizzou
20. Texas
21. Michigan
22. Utah
23. Houston
24. Memphis
25. Nebraska

STORMY

>>151611712
if they even manage to get an offensive touchdown it will be better than what poop allar did last year
if osu plays clean early it could be another shutout

>>151611720
it really been a terrible week of cfb.

Colorado's offense looks lost.

>>151611746
RIP my Roughnecks

>>151611754
>

>>151611754
>Colorado looks lost.
Fixed that for ya

>>151611745
>oregon over miami
>lost to fucking penn state

get fucked

>>151611702
>>151611712
>>151611703
>increasingly nervous cuckeyes

>>151611745
Indiana is number one

>>151611754
Travis Hunter really was the cornerstone for this whole damn operations

Colorado legit looks like a bunch of junior high boys compared to Utah, do they even have a weight room?

>>151611778
what would they be nervous about

>>151611770
are you retarded?

>>151611778
Nigga Pedo State hasn't beaten Ohio State in almost a decade, fired their coach, lost their starting QB, and is completely emotionally shot as a team.
This is the LEAST nervous I've been about facing them since 2019.

>>151611791
apesolutely based

>>151611393
you're right. also, we're full. stay out.

maybe ease up on the racism a bit?

>>151611674
the only trap game on OSU's schedule is @Michigan

>>151611813
Shut the fuck up Diego Pavia

>>151611813
COACH PRIMATE

>>151611819
Rivalry games are, by definition, not trap games.
@Purdue is the real trap.

>>151611703
my bucknuts are sweating sheesh

WHAT A FUCJING HIT BY THat UTAH NIGGER. MY GOD

>COLLEGE KICKERS
HOLY SHIT ASU STILL HAS A FUCKING CHANCE

>>151610665
Vandy trounces Archibald, penn state handily defeats fraudulent OSU, and Rutgers splatters illinois all over the field

>Houston kickers
kek
>ASU penalties
bigger kek

Utah is currently running a pee wee football offense and picking up chunk yardage.

LMAOOO

>ASU in charge of being dumbasses

see ya guys, gonna go watch SNL. I heard it's super edgy political commentary now! toodles :)

>>151611847
nevermind reffie bullshit is more powerful than >college kickers ever will be

>>151611830
purdue is godawful, the age of them doing that is long gone

Rank Houston

>>151611746
Tfw no silly hag gf

>>151611830
>>151611868
Does Purdue have another cancer kid to give them meme magic?

>>151611887
I'm sure they can go find one at the local children's hospital and pay him a solid sum to be a "lifelong Purdue fan"

I, for one, am glad we won't have to hear from sparty fans until next year. Is dubstonio still kicking?

>>151611882
Real rankings come out Nov 4 and Houston will be 23

what is this uh boomer congrats line

>>151611896
i will continue to compare him to Terrelle Pryor until he stops doing this

Morning spaghetti next Saturday book it

this is brutal to watch from Colorado. Utah isn't even trying for trickery or misdirection, just power-right and power-left each play and Colorado is unable to stop it

>>151611915
pryor was better than that.

Colorado is getting humilated

>Job Openings:
Penn State
Florida
Oklahoma State
Virginia Tech
Arkansas
Stanford
UCLA

>Maybe?
LSU
FSU
Kentucky
Texas

Mid November - Mid December is going to be fucking awesome. I love coach search season.

tough night for coach primate and the primeapes

>>151611915
Ohio State can claim to have won games because of Pryor.
Michigan is winning despite Underwood at QB

>>151611745
>25. Nebraska
LMAO
the team that blew them out last week just got blown out by even more!

>Colorado jumps offside
>nah you good line back up
>power I
>k we doin that again but goin the other way
>power I
>touchdown
Jesus Christ the size difference is appalling

>>151611938
only in 2010
08 and 09 he put up statlines just like that more often than not which is what makes them feel so similar to me. Underwood looks equally clueless in the pocket as well

>>151611745
stop trying to make Nebraska a thing

>>151611609
>no one from Ohio is going to play for Ole Miss
Took less than a minute to find out that you're full of shit.

>>151611896
>>151611951
Keep Bryce Underestimating him. If he gets receivers he's a shoo in for Heisman, and that needs to be for Michigan

>>151611986
You are not mentally prepared for a 10 win Nebraska

>>151611896
ok, what were the rushing stats?

>>151612001
i'm mentally prepared for the huskers schizo to have a complete meltdown about them not even being close to the CFP if they do go 10-2

>>151612001
Keep dreaming, that is the only mental preparation

>coloredado
>Utah takes a timeout
Brutal

OH MY GOD COLORADO IS SUCH A CLOWN SHOW
how the fuck did these bums win 3 games

LMAOOO that punt

>>151611995
>look at their incoming class just now

well that won't be next year

>>151611996
Guam needs /cfb/

>college punters
Dude talked to God there for a second

how shit it the utah kickers to have the fg range at the 20?

>colorado
god I wanted to watch some football tonight. even this game I am about to turn off

coach _______

why is colorado still doing this Deion circus shit

i missed the kick, just saw where the tefs marked it out. shank or block?

>>151612065
black guy

What happened to Dampier at Utah? Hurt, Benched?

>>151612065
deeon snaders

>>151612068
Cracked under the pressure, shanked off the side of his foot

>>151612046
Legitimately all Sherrone Moore's fault

Deion will be announcing his retirement tomorrow.

>>151611686
We can't even afford to fire norvell. Relax we're not even financially able to get anyworse

>>151612081
Welcome to Colorado, James Franklin.

>worst day gambling in years today
>made it all back betting against Colorado
thank you based prime

Utah coach has the look of the White Devils of Yakub getting ready to burn down Mecca.

Coach sub prime mortgage in your neighborhood on section 8

>>151612082
thanks

unrelated, has the johnny football money sign come back in vogue? i think i just saw a utah player doing it, and ty simpson was doing it against scar earlier today?

>>151612112
Skip looks like some kind of suicide cult leader here.

>>151612091
does he just not focus on that position or what? They have this guy coming but he is not the kind of guy who is gonna transform the QB play all by himself

>>151612117
Not that I’ve seen but maybe it’s just something I don’t register because it’s “iconic” to one guy.

>that punter has an "L" patch
oof

>>151612076
hurt, might get benched now

>>151612124
receivers want to go where they can show off for NFL draft reels.
Michigan's manball offense is antithetical to that. plus they have a hated rival who's quite literally putting receivers in the first round each year sucking up all the really talented ones.

when is the last time a team finished a game with negative yards
has it ever happened

>>151612124
I think he believes that he can have both a hardnosed running offense and a finnese air raid offense, but he's stupid and has the wrong priorities. He's probably the most lifeless Michigan coach

>youtube chat is nothing but primate jokes and racism
Dunno if I’m impressed or concerned normalfags are being openly racist on their jewgle accounts

>>151611946
We have zero chance of firing our coach. But I guarantee you the very begining of 2030 or 2031 we'll be the first to kick off the coaching carousel when the buyout becomes affordable

why do they call it "Stark Vegas"? does Starkville have a lot of casinos or something?

>>151612143
oh yeah I guess having fucking Brian Hartline a few hours to the south definitely would make it a hard sell
I feel like OSU is grooming him to be the next head coach too

>>151612153
link it I want to read and take note. always like to stay up on my racism skills. always studying.

>Utah shutting out primate
>big sack
>lmao timeout
Dangerously based.

Does Texas have an elite defense?

I was pretty sure they were elite but they gave up a lot to pissippi state

is colorado's qb 14 years old? all these kids look young to my old ass, but, jfc, he barely looks older than my son.

>>151611995
Im glad sherone moore is year to year on his contract. He's trying to create Harbaugh magic but he ain't Harbaugh. You have infinite money at your disposal. Get rid of him and hire the best coach in the nation. Write them a blank check and tell them to fill it in.

damn

>>151612173
Just search for Colorado vs Utah football, there are several streams and it’s all the same

Are Utah and Colorado huge rivals? Why are they beating them up badly?

I can't believe Texas won that game. Lebby really shit that one away.

>>151612180
funnily enough, he's a 5th year senior. he might be the oldest player on the field

I just got home from work, what games are still going on?

>>151612192
shut up faggot, we are winning the natty

>>151612188
Utah is playing a true freshman QB too lol

colorado looks the cfb form of that one fake high school team that was trying to larp as another IMG academy from a few years ago

>>151612187
Hire kiffin?

WAIT HOLY FUCK THIS IS JUST THE SECOND QUARTER

>>151612191
>Why are they beating them up badly?
all Utah is doing is basic run plays and basic defense.
there's nothing more they can do, short of kneeling each snap, to pull back the pressure. Colorado just can't stop anything

>>151612192
Niglett is becoming Devin Hester tier. That’s 3 weeks in a row

>>151612176
they're pretty good but when the offense is that bad it's bound to break
both in games and over the course of a season

>>151612198
cute burger

>>151612198
>shut up faggot, we are winning the natty

>>151612198
You’re not beating A&M unless they get destroyed by injuries.
>>151612191
Colorado has no S&C program, looks like. They’re all tiny, it’s just a pure mogging.

Where should gameday go next week? Nebraska usc ?

Archie vaginal canal status???

>>151612221
>they would have literally done better if they punted the ball on 1st down every time

>>151612194
damn. nigga needs to hit the weight room.

They should bust out the running clock for the second half

>>151612222
>>151612209
Damn that's sad. Prime seems like a likable guy. Feel bad for them.

this is great
Colorado sucks so bad

>>151612224
Rank Nebraska cowards

brutal buck breaking

>>151612217
DO NOT REDEEEM

>>151612222
I wouldn’t be so sure. Aggies will find a way to lose to Texas if it’s possible.

HOLY SHIT LMAO

>>151612235
It's not out of the question that Utah could gain 1000 yards this game

>blocked
And it gets worse

Dear God someone call the massa sumbody breakin his buck
>Utah calls a timeout
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AN ACTUAL REAL TIME BUCK BREAKING

>>151612221
-18 now. the only reason i'm interested in this game is to see if they can finish with negative yardage.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA BLOCKED
COLORADO IS SUCH ASS

I feel like Colorado wasn't even this bad before Sanders, but Whittingham is running the score up on them like he's Cignetti

>>151612248
Don't forget to mail the check

ah I see we're in the part of the season where Fox Big Shart Kickoff just goes to [INSERT OHIO STATE GAME HERE] every week
also
>RIVALRY

Jesus Christ buffs lol

>no top 10 upset
>we get colorado st vs utah

consolation prize

>up 40
>running hurry up
lmao damn

>>151612266
unserious league

Big Dick Whitt breaking these bucks

holy shit this is just too good

if I was a Utes fan I would just call it a day and get drunk right about now

>Utah takes a fucking FG up by 40
Jesus

>>151612261
Sheeeeeeeeit massa yous doin it tonite, im finna bouts to, jus a lil more, ya feel me oh massa you finna make me squirt massa sheeeeeeit massa! masssa! here it come massa.

what did colorado do to utah last year that utah is spiking the ball to kick a fg before the half when they're up 40-0?

>>151612298
I've been drunk since before kickoff

>halftime
>-18 yards

>>151612288
I was going to play battlefield, but this gives me a reason to keep watching football tonight. Like even if this was a competitive game I wouldn't watch, but we are watching the best kind of history tonight.

>>151612288
>>151612293
little bit of that primate magic

>>151612312
>more points than yards
>0 points

>Houston coach dies right before the game
Fuck that sucks man

Powerful:

>>151612315
>>151612312
>>151612301
Utes shouldn't stop, make it a 87-0 blowout

>>151612306
Hunter hit Utah with the Heisman pose while Colorado was blowing them out last year, so I guess Kyle's sending a message that Colorado was a one-man team.

>>151612328
kek

This feels racially motivated. Keep this junk out of our game.

>>151612343
very true
sheeeit this is some bulljunkey or whatever

primatebros

>>151612306
It's not running up the score if it's still in the first half.

can we beat this?

>repeat offenders

>TELL ME ABOUT THE GATOR
>WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?!

>gets in trouble for saying nigger
>head coach in waiting
>buck breaks Colorado with -18 yards
Based Scalley

>>151612370
Not with Arch at QB

utah should put up 70 but they won't

>>151612380
it would be 700-3

>>151612392
i'm actually rooting for them to do it

>>151612392
They might, they’re bullying the Colorado defense pretty bad

>>151611896
5 for 26 yards
since you said that i thought it would be huger than that

>>151612371
you don't understand
deion and norvell just need to do 2 more complete roster overhauls and they will finally be elite. Trust the plan *replaces O-line with shitters from kansas, purdue, and sun belt teams*

>>151612392
Whittingham has called onside kicks while up 40+ before. There's a chance. When he wants to really kill a team he does it.

sometimes i feel bad for coach ape. then i think of how insufferable he'd be if they were good.

>>151612439
Post your best norveLL faces

>>151612434
I was disgusted with their play tonight, but a wins a win. Honestly I don't know how they won. The only play they ran all night was run's up the gut, EVERY GODDAMN TIME. This team is a one trick pony and MSU still couldn't stop them. Jonathan Smith should be fired and they can take Sherrone Moore with him.

>tfw undefeated
losers tongue my anus

>>151612439
i wonder what absolute scrub 25 year old QB norvell will go after this time

you literally cannot defeat the University of Texas (UT)

>>151612505
>gets dabbed on by quarterblacks

I feel like Nebraska and Utah are friends.

Primate bros...

Coach Sunglasses googling Bear Bryant speeches as he heads in for halftime

>>151612466
imagine losing, couldn't be /myteam/

>>151612335
hell yeah

Is this racist?

Coach Prime tomorrow.

>>151612586
>*WHAA-PSHHHHHHHH*

>>151612402
The Cuckolder of Colorado

Utah has a femboy punter?

>>151612335
Coach Basedmate

imagine what the world would be if teams stopped treating garbage time as garbage time

>>151612343
to be fair to colorado they could have had a good season they just didn't win their games

>>151608576
>>151608576
>>151608576

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.