Thread 151610379

1st

Name ONE former HW champion that would of quit like tom aspinal just did. I'll wait.

You got fucked kid, Gane fucked you good tonight.

post pics of dern's ass pls

>>151610417
kys retard

>>151610441
u ok sis?

Ciryl Jacky Gane, yeah that’s my nigga!

>>151610379 (OP)
>porn spam instantly stops after the event
what do the moderators mean by this? No way he have fucking dweebs deleting their own spammed bullshit to bum their own thread creation in hopes of keeping their job to the admins who demand thread engagement via an email.... right?

>>151610402
Brock Lesnar

Asspinall lost.

A professional licensed doctor checked on tom and said tom was completely fine. I think ill take the word of a completely neutral licensed doctor who could be sued for giving misinformation over a fighter with an agenda like Tom. Tom quit.

>>151610465
Tell trump to take tariffs off

Ephialtes

>>151610417
In a moment lemme just blanch

AAAAAHHHHH WHY ARE YOU BOOIN ME UH ME UHH HONK HONK AAHHHHHH

this is all because these retards promoted tom to undisputed

>>151610538
>shows eyes being ripped at, a clear foul
kek

>>151610525
When did brock lesnar ever quit in a match

>>151610611
based

>>151610622
jfc man i didnt even have a dawg in this fight but this made my night, thank you

>>151610648
overeem

Bo Nickal

Heavy lies the crown

every once in a while they make a non canon ppv where the results are completely inconsequential top to bottom

Zhang Weili should recreate these pics to establish who the true queen of strawweight is

AAAAAAAAAH ME EYE ! IT FOOKEN HURTS !! CIRYL GANE'S GOT A BIGGER PECKER THAN ME ! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP MATE !!!

>>151610784
i LOVE butterface girls they usually have great personalities because they know they're ugly

Ponder, if you will, the flagrance.

Cyril Gane.

The UFC and UFC fans are trash

Leave Tom alone

>>151610611
SAVED
>>151610880
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
>bottle opening POP
ahahhaaaaaaaa yes joey diaz was right

Just how good is Tai Tuivasa?

>>151610912
Indian hands wrote this post

Monsieur Aspinall.

You're welcome.

>>151610622
>tom laughspinall

oh nonono

>>151610944
thought he was a Pole?

>>151610944
n-no... tombros... it can't be

>>151610622
kek

>>151610912
>Leave Tommy alone!

>>151610912
thomas is a poof

>>151611044
make the chick's mouth bloody like Tom's kek

>>151610912
shouldn't have been popping all that goood shit

>>151610379 (OP)
Cant' corner the Dorner

>>151610944
10% is actually really bad. I'd be devastated

>>151611074
xd dude kek that would be so poggers

Class is in session

>>151611087
who's this satan worshipping demonic slut

Why didn’t Tomala just effortlessly dodge Ciryl’s strike into a clinch, then take him down in the first grappling exchange, and immediately make him tap???? I thought Ciryl was just a bum that anyone can do that to if they want.

>>151611090
yes

Which fighter is this?

What do you think about Brock Lesnar performance at the UFC?

He is clearly the best WWE wrestler to compete in MMA and he did decent fights but damn I watched his fight against Overeem and Overeem just destroyed him, the difference of levels was too much.

>>151611131
just did the same thing to my own eyes and I'm completely fine

keep coping ganecels
tom is STILL the undisputed heavyweight champion

>>151611153
Brock had some disease that didn't allow him to train or something which is what he blames his later losses on. But he became the world champion and defended it so at one point he was the best heavyweight in the world or at least top 5 in the world at that time.

>>151611153
he had a decent performance, eventually won the belt but was beat by a better fighter. this happens in the ufc when a fan favorite is protected until the inevitably happens

>>151611162
let me do it, pussy

>>151610944
oh no no no tomsaars

>>151611208
He had like half his large intestines removed or something.

>>151610784
an ass doesnt get more perfect than this

Jon stays winning

>>151610944
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM AAAAAHHH MY BLOODY EYE SAAR WHY ARE YOU BOO ME BLOODY BASTARD

Right now, would you say Lesnar has a better legacy than Aspinall, better fights or wins...

What did Tomala "Raped Faggot" Asspinal mean by this?

>>151611273
We won today
Redditors lost

volkov needs to go back to his look from the pavlovich fight i’m not fucking with the qui gon jinn thing

>AM GONNA BE A BOXER LIKE DEADIE HATTON PA!
>OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT STRIKING MATE?!
>-ACK ME OIYE!!
absolute dogshit
asspainanal is almost as gay as his faggot poofter fans

>>151611333
Tom is constantly joke about how small and pathetic his little white clitty is,its kinda weird, might be a fetish or something.

I was watching the ESPN post fight show and the host introduced Chael as "Hall of Famer Chael Sonnen". What?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu0EpQXn02M

>>151611337
MMA youtubers are by far the worst thing to ever happen to the MMA community.

>>151611332
aahh see lesnar acccking against cain was humiliating too. tom has a larger resume so tom

Lesnar won against Couture and Mir. although I think Couture was pretty old at that point but still is a good win because he was not an MMA fighter.

The best Aspinnal win is Pavlovich?


Yeah I think that right now Lesnar has better legacy.

>>151611404
he’s in the hof for the first anderson fight

How did Tom lose so much aura despite the outcome not being his fault at all? He couldn't see

>>151611404
Hall of Famer Kelvin Gastelum

>>151611409
you sound like a faggot

Tom needed to suck it up and continue the fight on one eye if he wanted heavyweight champ legitimacy but instead the pressure was too much (getting pieced up by Gane) and chose the cowards way out

>>151611434
it was those shorts bro. if i were him i’d just ask for the black and gold in the next fight

SAAR MY FAHKIN BLOODY EYE SAAR I CAN NOT REDEEM MY VISION SAAR

>>151611449
can we just pin this and stop talking about it
imagine entertaining any other take

Gane Won.
Israel Won.
Freemasons Won.
The third temple will be built.

>>151611440
Turn on your audio.

>ME OYE!!! ME OYE I CANT SEE ME FOCKING RIGHT EYE!!! I'M BLINDED IN ME RIGHT- I MEAN LEFT EYE!!! STOWP DA BLOODY FACKIN FOIGHT I CANT FOIGHT GODNE!!!!
>STOP BOOIN ME YA BLOODY DAFT COONTZ I CANT SEE OUGHT ME OYE

>>151611449
ah yes
just get fouled and fight with one eye

>>151611440
T. Just donated 50$ to an MMAGuru stream for him to do a silly impression

>>151611434
Aspinall was winy and panicky about the eye poke, and losing the fight leading up to it.

I can tell you one thing:

Anthony Smith would not have quit in that spot.

Aspinall revealed that he lacks heart.

>>151611505
Perfect opportunity to farm aura if he had any balls to his name

>>151611434
>immediately screams to the doctor he can't see
>doesn't even try to continue
>was clearly losing the fight
>DONT BOO ME MUH OIYE IS POKED
>meanwhile smith got blasted with an illegal knee and managed to continue
>faber once fought with 2 broken hands throwing only elbows
>DC and stipe literally eye gouged each other
people never stopped shitting on aljo and they should shit on tom poo as well
gane became american and tom is a honorary french coward now just how it is

Jon it’s time for le rematch

>>151611520
Tom landed 27 significant strikes...

>>151611560
I remember this

>>151611414
>tom has a larger resume

I don't know if in MMA is the same but havign many fights in boxing many times is a meme. I remember checking who were the wins of Wilder when he started, his first fights, it was all unknown boxers. You take many boxers that have 40 fights and the only real fights with good opponents are maybe 7.

>>151611576
and was losing

godne wept

>>151611582
half of toms fights are against fat yorkshire bumpkins who don't even have wiki pages
khabibesque

>>151611610
next time don't go knuckle deep into your opponent's eyeballs you cheating french faggot

>got outstruck
>got his nose wonked
>got his panic takedown stuffed
>got gassed out and quit, despite the doctor not stopping the bout
KWAB what an embarrassing piggy

>>151611603
You being retarded on purpose?

>>151611582
this is the same in mma, khabib was fighting guys with losing records in his first few fights, its not an exclusive thing to boxing but combat sports in general. lesnar didn't have a very long mma run so hard to compare him to tom who is a modern fighter with a decent record

>>151611625
>bisping literally got a eye knocked out
>keeps fighting
>ass pain has his anus fall out
>cries

>>151611629
was tom winning by catching punches with his mouth?
we aren't discussing your mother mate

>>151611434
Whether anyone wants to admit it or not MMA is human cockfighting. Going out to a foul makes you look like a pussy like it or not. Less and less true as it's become more formal of a sport but secretly we all want MMA matches to be gladiator shit with a rape and breeding session by the victor afterwards

>>151611675
>secretly we all want MMA matches to be gladiator shit with a rape and breeding session by the victor afterwards
lol you freak

>>151611639
Lesnar had 8 fights.
Asspinall has 19.

But the first 9 Aspinall fights are with nobodies so he has really 10 good fights.

>got eye poked
>vision slightly blurry
>proceed with the fight because the show must go on
>loses, can't blame him for going out on his shield because eye poked
>wins, gains chad aura, solidifies dominance in the division
>instead quits like a baby

I mean your boy is supposed to be an elite wrestler right? go wrestle you fuckin bong you don't need to gauge distance when you're on top raining elbows

It's crazy that people thought Gane would be blitzed by Aspinall. Gane turned Francis into a wrestler. He's slick and calm in front of power punchers.

>>151611707
>implying khabibs pooslims warband doesn't take out their sexual frustration on their bdsm rape dwarf hasbullah after their fights
do it live

When you witness Gane, you understand

>>151611434
because fouls have become basically accepted due to leniency of shitty refs and officiating in general. look at boralho vs nassourdine where after 3 pokes he finally gets a "stern warning". for some reason a fighter can get completely fouled and looked at as a bitch for not returning after the time out and it's insane.

>>151611732
connect me on the eyes

>>151611736
don't be a fucking pussy

>>151611718
true, but lesnar was gifted fights at the top of the ufc division after a good debut while tom had to work his way towards the promotion

>>151611725
he's clearly a very refined striker while asspainanal is at best a sloppy bar brawler and a nonce

come on Tom dry your eyes and stop sniffling we need to hear the result and then you can go backstage and have your binky

Imagine what Gane is capable of with all the data he collected tonight. Aspinall is legit in danger for the rematch. Hopefully Gane is merciful.

>>151611773
>beat the Pride legend Heath Herring in his debut
>went on to fight a former champion in his second fight
>won the belt from a 2 division champion and hof'er couture
lesnar clears 90% of the heavyweights that have ever set foot in the pootagon

>>151611773
tom was literally gifted a title after crying about jon jones for two years

how many more months of Gane posting do we have to go through until the rematch

Is it true Gane shaves his head because he wants to downplay his African side?

>>151611815
think he's just norwooding

What a fight

>>151611532
I want to see a smit DNA test

>>151611815
having hair is a jewish power up like samson
gane keeps his head smooth to mimic the globe of the earth connecting his soul to the leylines of power under the soil and giving him the strength of the gauls like asterix and oblelix

>>151611798
lesnar has legit wrestling skills plus this was before drug testing was a thing and brock was juiced to the gills
>>151611802
yeah, but it's contextually different, tom had to go through the hoops and hurdles the ufc does before you can get into the promotion

bros... do you ever wonder if there's more to life than heem?...

>>151611842
>lesnar has legit wrestling skills plus this was before drug testing was a thing and brock was juiced to the gills
slander
brock was a jacked taiwanese boy deal with it

Why are you faggots talking about lesnar??

>>151611854
one time I tried talking to a woman and she made fun of small penises and i hit her very hard in the face and then I got jumped by everyone else in the sports bar. ankalaev vs pereira 2 sucked.

>>151611854
sounds gay and asspain pilled

>>151611628
brownoids are real mad about tonight huh?
don't worry saar we will have a rematch

>>151611863
hahahahaha
based

I remember Dan Hardy was hosting a podcast with his gf, that Venezuelan girl, and his gf brought up Gane being the sexiest fighter in the UFC.

You retards won't be laughing when it comes out tomorrow Tom lost his eye

>>151611879
>ankalaev vs pereira 2 sucked
agreed. fluke win for pereira. ankalaev settles it in the trilogy

>>151611776
We don’t sign our posts here.

>>151611854
Here's the thing, heem is everything, but people have a limited understanding of heem. It's much bigger than the human mind can comprehend.

>>151611907
Factual

>>151611907
wtf bro shut up you're hurt my brain stOPP AAAAAAAA

>>151611907
heem = all creation and ontological reality itself?

>>151611905
OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THOSE EYPOKES MATE

>>151611895
>ITS THE ONE EYED MONSTER LOCH NESS TOM

>>151611907
I am the only heem here

tom got off easy if that fight had gone much deeper he would have been introduced to ganes spinal column severing elbows

>>151611927
So it is, and so it must be.

>>151611927
genki sudo used to hold up that we are all heemed flag

>"most pathetic ending to a championship fight in all my years!" -Dana White
holy shit, he might strip Tom of his belt and his diaper

>>151611943
>>151611954
whoa...

Tony Ferguson completely kills timmy in a street fight. If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

>get given the vacant title after beating journeyman blaydes who simulated you before
>fake blindness after getting pieced up on the feet
>cry about the audience booing you
paper champ is too kind. giga fraud is more accurate

>>151611965
>dana paid all these men to turn themselves into retards
kind of based

Godne (Gane) won. simple as.

Oldschool mma rules Tom would be carried out in a body bag.

bro spilled his coffee on the keyboard

How was the right eye damaged more than the left eye?

Tom's eye actually opens up a split second before the poke lands, then Gane's finger scoops behind the eyeball and smashes it into the eye socket.
There could unironically be some bisping tier damage here. It culd be bad

>>151611997
cause gane landed his jab to thomas the puss engines right eye so when he ran away he immediately pawed at it because he was pieced up

>>151611997
watch the video after that frame, he pushes the finger into tom's right eye as he's moving forward

>>151612010
he scooped the eyelid on both eyes. the left went pretty deep but the finger was still in contact with the eyelid

>>151611881
Why are you projecting tomalajeet?

Gane was paid to take out tom, anyone remember when dana was pissed tom wouldn't fight his best friend for the belt?

>>151611975
nothing beats Dana getting out of an escalade on spinners to tell the fighters they will fight for free or quit the show

Lesnar vs Aspinall

Give me percentages of chances to win.

I think Aspinall would win but it won't be easy. forget about taking Lesnar down or wrestling him, Aspinall would have to win with fast punches and moving all the time. He is better with punches so if he manages to do that he wins by points. I think Lesnar had a good chin so is not getting KOd.

if it was a real eye poke he would've been rolling on the ground howling, don't believe his lies he quit because of his bloody nose affecting his breathing and stamina not to mention the killing intent Gane's ki was giving off

>>151612042
He was quite obviously told to go out and eye poke him to kill his hype. Dana didn’t like Aspinall insulting his bull Jon Jones.

>>151611131
I do this when I put on contacts what's the problem

>>151612045
Lmao classic

>>151612057
Tommy did some cool spin moves in the 1st round it was only a matter of time until that landed

starting to think Tom forced his eyes into Gane's fingers, he was really mentally broken after Cyril nearly put him out in the first few swings

Undefeated fighters can't never handle the toppest level of fights, they are conditioned and blinded by their fame.

>>151612075
HE'S LIKE THE TASMANIAN DEVIL JOE HE'S SPINNING HIMSELF INTO A WHIRLWIND TO THROW GANE OFF THE GAMEPLAN

gane low key botched the strategic eyepoke

>>151612057
this, at least you can see muhammad suffer while tom was more hurt by the boos than the eye pain.

>>151612057
>rolling on the ground howling
yeah, you're thinking of groin shots, idiot
I'm sure your tiny indian balls and dead brown eyes are very fragile

that bum can't even take an eye poke and thinks he could have beat jon bone jone

>>151612095
the initial poke was ok but he got greedy like a french man digging his fingers into a brown woman's disgusting gash and went for gold like he was journeying through the klondike as a colonist trying to earn a measly pittance for his metis squaw back on the reserve

Aspinall cant even slip he does that retard shit beginners do and pulls his head straight back with his chin up in the air absolutely zero lateral head movement
Gane was going to ko him with a jab if it kept going lmao

The short term:
>Tom is a le bitch, he lost saar!

The long term:
>Tom HEEMS gane in the rematch, after mentally disarming him with this stunt to get him less fired up/prepared, everyone forgets about this little stint, he goes on to become the baddest man on the planet indubitably

>>151612120
>tom advances with his head in the air and got bobble headed
>this has literally always been one of his weaknesses
>grappling exposed as being euro-tier
gane wins the rematch

Who fights at the white house card?

i'm thinking america vs russia for the main event. Too bad there is no american fighter ranked in the top 10 anymore. kek

>>151612119
>Gane was going to ko him with a jab
holy shit lay off the petrol mate
leave that to the abos

>>151612133
gane is american

>>151612133
100 percent alex and chandler

>>151612133
mackenzie dern is literally a champion

Gane bros how we feeling?

Tommy's problem is he thinks he's more over than he actually is. He's never really had to ever prove his mettle in the UFC not once, but he has zero charisma, a who cares backstory and a retarded son. The only thing going for him was this unstoppable shredder and he just got derailed by three jabs and a stuffed takedown, then did the eye shit and refused to even attempt to continue, then DC had to hold him a lollipop so his bitch ass wouldnt run off to douche his eye

>>151612148
vindicated
tom is a poofter

>>151612148
memes aside, I think that was peak gane unfortunately.
he isnt as good in the rematch and aspinall is slightly better.
should have been more careful with his fingies

>>151612110
i'm filipino, manny pacquiao fought with a torn rotator cuff and tommy boy couldn't muster the courage to continue with a little eye tap and he's supposed to be the CHAMPION? no heart no balls how are you supposed to promote that

>>151612186
gane is improving, he's putting in a lot of work wrestling and it shows
tom is stagnating, the layoff didn't help him and he still makes the same mistakes he always did but gane was refined enough to catch him

>>151612148
locked up and ready to go

>>151612206
>he's putting in a lot of work wrestling and it shows
bro unironically typed this after he stuffed a single takedown

>>151612133
I would bet that event doesn't happen.

why does gane love cheating so much

>>151612228
that stuffed takedown broke Tom just like the first two jabs broke his nose

>it is now morning in india
>tomala harrispinal defense force comes out in full force
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm why does this happen every single time with tom?

>>151610538
Why would Gane foul him so intentionally if he got in such a good blow to make his face bleed like that? Fucked rigged bullshit fights they probably wanted Gane lost.

>>151612233
black and french

>dana: you got fucked man we're gonna make it right by you
>dana: *robs a fight in your favor*
thank you based daner

>>151612228
coached by khabib btw

>>151612233
all is fair in love and war

>>151612228
gane hipped out when previously he was toppled by niggawho
tom didn't even get his hands together
tom says he loves training and getting back in the gym, which tells us he isn't constantly in there refining his technique, he just does it when he's booked
sucks to suck tommy boy

>>151612010
>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

The asspain copes are poothetic
Everyone knows he faked blindness to get out of the inevitable beating that was coming his way
fraud checked by a dude made to sit and surrender by Jon Jones
poothetic

This was devastating for the heavyweight division. What a shame. The rematch will take months to happen and it probably won't be as exciting. This would have been a great fight but we got robbed of it. You just know that the rematch Tom won't try to rush in carelessly and it'll be a five round snoozerfest with probably a lot more wrestling. Sad state of affairs.

dc lost a boring decision to stipe with one eye why couldn't asspainanal

>>151611434
>Covers the wrong eye
>Doesn't even try fighting when many fighters have gone through worse
>Pls don't boo me is not my fault
Some individuals just shouldn't be fighters, i hope Tom does go to box and gets brutalized worse than niggano

>>151612278
UH NEED ARE SURGERY AFTER CYRIL VICIOUSLY DOUBLE ARE PORKED ME WHICH IS A SHAIRM BECAUSE BAR ALL ACCOUNTS UH WAS WINNIN THAT FART
SEE YOU IN 2 YEARS LUDS

Tom when he lost to Blaydes
>AHHH MA KNEE! MA FOCKIN KNEE!
Tom when he lost to Gane
>AHHH ME EYE! ME FOCKIN EYE!

Tom will fight differently in the rematch because he now understands that not everyone will let you just get close to them. Gane moves never staying a stationary target.

>>151612278
>by the time the next fight happens tom won't have won a fight in almost 2 fucking years
incredible stats

>>151610379 (OP)
G – Glory
A – Ambition
N – Noble
E – Endurance
GANE

>>151612314
lmao that's are Tom

>>151612326
post the okay i pull up edit

Tom will fight differently next time because instead of allowing Gane to potentially rape his eye by letting him control the space around his face with jabs he will duck and weave around more

>>151612338
he's a plodder
he can't move for shit on that bum knee

>>151612034
Yes but his right eye did open right before the finger poked. His eyes droop so it seems the part of his eye under Gane's finger was actually open too. It's just pixelated, but on their broadcast footage you can see the eye is actually open, then he scoops the eye after he forces his eye to shut after the initial contact.

beautiful spinning kicks Tom

this almeida guy fights like people think khabib or islam do

>>151612356
you are coping hard

>>151612356
holy shit you're right. this makes me change my mind a bit. i do feel for tom more now

HOW CAN HE SCOOP

am I really the only one watching regionals?
are you faggots still tickling each other's nuts over the eye poke?

>>151612362
he used to smoke people from the first bell and then one day he just decided to give peace a chance and become a decisionator. hope to see him heemed out cold soon

THE Blaydes?

>>151612378
I'm watching your mom's region

are you guys seriously still talking about the biggest fight this weekend instead of random bumfights

>>151612367
But I know you can clearly see it's open with taht image I posted. So now I'm aware it's you that's coping. kek.
>>151612378
Fuck outta here with that crap. We don't watch it.

Gane cheated. Tom quit. Which one is worse?

>>151612387
annihilated Almeida.
why couldn't Volkov do that?

poothetic card saved by derns ass and an AusGOD brutal head kick heem
2/10

>>151612314
Its like poetry...it rhymes...

Cowardice
Quitting in defeat
Aspinal

>>151610379 (OP)
On all mainstrem sosh platforms people are saying the fight wasn't going overwhelmingly in either direction. Of course heem retards have to be contrarian and say Gane was winning.

Fucking retards.

you can say whatever the fuck you want, but the heavyweight champion of the world should never be crying in the corner with a little tissue over his eye because he has a booboo. he should have at least acted outraged instead and told gane to go fuck himself and that he wanst going to fight with a compromised eye. it really does look like he acted like a bitch on purpose to better sell the injure

>>151612400
quitting, because it robs me of entertainment.

rakic hasn’t won a fight since stipe was champ. get this fucking bum up outta here

The heavyweight division is by far the worst one.

Thom did have an exploded face thoughbeit

An eye doctor was here in the previous thread and he said that aspinal's eye was fine and he quit because Gane exposed him on the feet

>>151612417
>casuals don't know what they're watching
>real fans that consume everything knew gane was winning
oh really?

Am I even looking forward to a rematch? No, not really

Tomala is in critical condition might not fully make it...

>>151612433
only because Gane kept punching him

>>151612394
>its just pixelated but here is a sequence of pictures I will try to convince you with you have to watch the broadcast to see it but trust me bro
KEK
E
K

>>151612385
yeah but even then he was still kinda boring, like he just took fat heavyweight backs easily since he'd get so deep on takedowns. he definitely would try more ground and pound than he does now though

>>151612417
gane was very unambiguously winning up to that point though, he was leading on numbers and damage. there is no argument to be made unless you live in peaches and creamville

>>151612459
>peaches and creamville
that sounds nice

>>151611969
>me in charge of denying CDLs to jeet drivers

this is just like conor v peahead 3.
it was 1 round but we saw enough to know who was going to win.

>>151612417
The people that get all of their information from youtubers like mmapooru, bedtime, lucastracy said that gane wasnt winning! it must be true!

>>151610379 (OP)
>fighters who will never be champ thread

>>151612385
He has 11 ufc fights since 2021 and only 2 of them went to decision including this fight

idk why people are crying, this is actually great
odds are gonna swing hard and be good for tom in the rematch
free money when he cleans up gane

sliced peaches and cream all over derns bunda hands tied no spoon

and there it is

>>151612436
The actual MMA doctor said the same exact thing during the match.

>>151612385
Martin Buday had 8 wins and 1 loss, on a 3 fight winning streak when his contract wasn't renewed. Yeah he was more boring but still had some finishes and was on a good streak for heavyweigt.
I'm sure Almeida's gonna get the same treatment. He will likely be meeting Romanov and Buday over at the PFL soon.

>>151612489
not sure why it matters to a broke reddit bitch like you

>>151612496
He said he's "not worried for the globe" of Tom's eye, that doesn't mean he could see properly.

>>151612436
eye doctor here as well, can confirm that statement

>>151612436
Dana said Tom could see just fine

>francis mandingo vs cinig game would be such a banger!
>Crotch sniff fest
>nog jone vs niggy gane is gonna be THE super fight!
>Pitty patter tappy fest that lasted a hot minute
>ohhh john aspina the great white hope is gonna face the nafri and put on a show!
>......

>>151612459
holy cazzie
I'll bet you thought almeida won too, huh?

I don’t think there’s been a single white champ Dana’s ever liked now that I think about it desu

okay sure the judges would have scored that round 10-9 for gane under the 10 point must system of mma scoring, a zero sum structure that dictates one man must win and one must lose, but you can’t say he was exactly winning

Gane was winning but it's not like it was dominant enough to say that he would have won if the fight continued without the eyepokes.

First ufc event i have ever seen my friend told me the baddest man on the planet was fighting.
Was he the one who quit?

>>151612491
>+0.03
yep, just like I said, gane was headed for a 10-8 round

>>151612514
"youre fine tom take a second and get back out there"

>>151612407
Because Blaydes also beat Volkov, cazzie. Duh.

>>151612533
Bro we're not helping you with your schizo mental gymnastics. Gane cheated. If he was already winning, that looks even worse for him.

>>151612530
No wait, there’s Chuck. Nvm

>>151612504
You think and talk about reddit a lot eh

>>151612541
fraid so

Tom actually screamed "AAAA I CAN SEE" as GODne forced open his third eye with a mere brush of the fingers across the face.

all faggotry aside
the fight was very close and it would have been interesting to see it go past the first round
it's a shame we'll have to wait for the rematch

>>151612529
didn’t watch that crap but as i understand almeida at least completed takedowns and racked up control, which tom failed to do. so by what measure did you think tom was winning

honestly volkov 3-0 is fine
almeida literally didn't even attempt any strikes on the ground

>>151612553
Pure indian cope wrote this post.

>>151612553
eye pokes are legal under the unified rules otherwise people would get DQ'd for them
you fucking CASUAL

>>151612551
kek wtf, volkov sucks.

bro LMAOOO WHATTTTT

>>151612564
The rematch will probably suck, we are never getting this fight back.

>>151612578
wdym he only loses every 4th fight, he’s amongst the greats at heavyweight

>>151612453
No you can see the eye open in the pic I posted, I said. You're too stupid and lack reading comprehension it seems. >>151612356 Eye is clearly open. You're broken. You know I'm correct deep down.

>>151612564
Tom would've focused on crotch sniffing for the rest of the fight.

>>151612582
nigga got a black belt at the patchy mix school of striking

>retards actually thought Asspisoy would be a threat to Gane on the feet
GOATne turned Francis to a wrestler.

>>151612582
Thank Allah they gave it to Volkov.

>>151612436
I'm a more renowned eye doctor than the one in the last thread, and according to what I saw, Gane should have lost via DQ.

>>151612582
What site do you use to see both sig. strike and total strikes b?

>>151612582
You don't get it b Jailton was in a good position to do something. That's gotta be worth something.

>>151612566
almeida is a kind soul thats trying to prove that you can be a UFC champion without having to resort to violence. its crazy to see people giving him shit for it

No more undefeated hypecans

>>151612618
Zatdaddy will remain undefeated doebeit.

>>151612616
he’s trying to reverse negative stereotypes about black people. honestly? respect

>>151612616
It's true, Clint Eastwood is making a movie about him called Ballsack Ridge, it details his training to win in a pacificst manner, by sniffing rank ass and sweaty crotch all day.

>>151612601
hey how'd you do that?! that's fucking illegal. you're not supposed to be able to call aspinall that here. a glitch in the system? janny is NOT gonna like this

brandao wearing alex's shorts

>>151612608
doctors can't dq fighters retard

>>151612589
that shut him up kek

>>151612637
Uh who's the eye doctor here pal?

>>151612613
holy caz

>>151612646
gane

>>151610538
Any pic from the dr? You can tell he's happy to find a way out

>>151612417
Why don't you head back to those platforms and never come back then, hm?

Gane for all his larping as a Frenchman just couldn't help but go full bix nood in there with the eye pokes. What is it about black fighters and eye pokes?

Jones, DC, Gane, worst eye pokes, and I'm noticing a pattern here.

>>151612636
>t-the promotion just had them l-laying around.... I didn't go purchase them off venom's store or anything...

>>151612665
cheating is as french as pommes frites

why do Timmies run head first into the black fighters' fingers just like their women run head first into their BBCs?

>>151612665
now that you mention it, I cant think of a single black fighter that doesn't have fingers

>>151612438
>>151612459
>>151612480
>>151612661
>>151612661
Oh wow, he won the first round 10-9 huh? Amazing. Remember the Leon-Belal fight and what happened in the rematch or all you all fucking casuals? this fight proves nothing other than that Aspinall wasn't going to walk through Gane.

>>151612647
I swear to GOD you will regret that, low caps bitch. I'll remember you...

MMA Guru said that Dagestanis don't have a warrior gene and they pull out of fights over minor injuries. I didn't know Tom Aspinall was a Dagi.

>>151612701
>Remember the Leon-Belal fight
no one remembers any fucking peon or poolal fight fuck outta here goofy

>>151612326
Anxiously Skirts Peril, Ignoring Noble Aspirations, Losing Luster

Aspinall>>151610379 (OP)

>>151612701
Trannypinal was gassed out and gasping for air and his nose was wonked and flooded with blood. Gane would have heemed him in round 2 which is why he ducked him mid fight.

>>151612713
he trained with monkey mokaev and sucks pooslim penises like most of the uk so it's not surprising

>>151612701
>gane wasnt winning
>okay so he was winning but what about [unrelated incident]
ganeian logic has you in knots

>>151612700
>fingers
almeida may as well have been armless

can someone post the webm of gane crying i can't take these sissies saying my boy tom was crying

>>151612720
Ok casual.

Aspinall looked willing to take some shots to get in close with a KO or secure a takedown more easily. He never got to that point in the fight, so everyone watching is going to assume Gane would have won now. People assumed Leon was beating Belal the first time round and look how that panned out.

>>151612720
his nose was rose

>>151612749
gane was weeping because he experienced the most promising talent the heavyweight division had to offer and found it to be more light work, realized he would never have an equal, and that there are no more worlds to conquer

kek this tomalajeet is so revved he can't even reply to the right post

GANE FUCKED YOUR TRANNY UP! COPE!

>>151612764
no he wasn't he cried because ngannou whooped his ass

>>151612771
that never happened

/box/chads win again while /fag/ I mean /heem/ stays gay

Tommy bros… we really fumbled this one… the story has never been more lost than it is now

>>151612774
fuck you

>>151612725
>>151612729
27 sig strikes from Aspinall vs 30 sig strikes from Gane. 51% of Aspinall’s landed on the head compared to 26% from Gane. It was a 5-round fight and Tom can wrestle and grapple a lot better, so I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about retard.

>>151612751
Mouth gaped
Pits sweaty
Nose is bleeding already
But they said he was the goat and the baddest
Now he's just the saddest
Retarded offspring
Tommy can't cut it in the octagon left alone a boxing ring
ACCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

>>151612785
actually it was a one round fight in which toms grappling and wrestling were shut down with 100% efficacy

>>151612785
You do realize you're replying to men surrounded by piss jugs right

>>151612779
Be honest, bongs. No judgement on any response. But how are we doing right now?

>>151612779
Jon will eyepoke Alex

>>151612802
they can't type their true feelings or they would be arrested

>strip Aspinal
>Jones vs Pereira for HW title

>>151612779
what are they gonna fight for?

>>151612785
1. you're coping
2. you're a tranny
3. you're indian

>>151612799
>doesn't have a throne carved out of a frozen piss ice cube
casual shittery

>>151612701
>>151612785
gane was winning, period. and I'm looking forward to the rematch after which we'll see you cope even harder lol

>>151612751
Lol

Always Shies Pathetically In Nasty Arena Lights, Limping

Aspinall

>>151612665
funny because the dirtiest fighter in the ufc has been Mike "maga" chandler

this delay is good for the division because heavyweight is fucking dead after this fight has passed.

>>151612802
They have all logged out of the internet. The humiliation is too great. Many are contemplating self heem im afraid

>>151612665
Imavov is the worst eye poker ever and he ain't black, your theory does not hold

>>151612821
You base much of your life around the thoughts and feelings of others eh

>Tomala will beat GODne easil- ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
reddit tranny sisters...

>>151612833
Imavov is Gane's training partner I'm sure that's just a coincidence too

>>151612832
diapers status?

>>151612847
filled

Gane's 200 IQ strategy of moving the fight to paris france is playing out perfectly.
Thomas Asspainal has been mentally destroyed in the process.

A grandmaster is always 2 steps ahead.

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK Tomala got exposed as being both a wrestlelet and a heartlet in this fight

>>151612832
>logged out of the internet
Yes it's 1997 and we all "log out of the internet". We click "file" and go down to "log off" and click it. That's how we log off of the internet.

>>151612817
tom looked so lost fighting someone with the ability to move for the first time in his career

i dont have faith in tom to beat jones
>getting takedown stuffed by ciryl fucking gane

>>151612812
the fans

>>151612775
the stoppage in /box/ was worse than the main event. truly a semen slurping sport

>>151612860
tom is obviously a bum who got lucky

>>151612859
>tom looked so lost fighting someone who can actually fight
pretty much

does anyone have the /heem/ predicts image?
we need to save this events picks and compare them to the rematch event picks.
probably gonna see more gane.

You’re telling me there’s Indians…but they’re Muslim???

>a simple jab was all it took to shut down the "baddest man" on the planet
LMAO what a retarded demented inbred freak!

>>151612817
Tuivasa was putting up a better fight

>>151612720
Oh yeah, he faked it

>>151612863
Yeah it was shit. Fun fight shit finish, but at least the actual fighter didn't just say no more. Tommy is the biggest bitch of the year.

>>151612863
>truly a semen slurping sport
If that were true you'd be it's number one fan so that is obviously not a true statement now

>>151612589
I dont see an open eye, youre the one saying you need to watch the broadcast to see it but keep using these cope images. Also stop replying to yourself kek

>>151612817
As if your supercut of Gane highlights proves anything.

Watch the whole first round from the uppser deck view. It's on Youtube. It's obvious that the fight was damn near even and Tom was starting to control the ring and the distance.

I think all british flags have killed themselves or converted to islam

Is this the worst UFC card of the year?

>>151612890
Every UFC card is the worst card of the year, that's just how quickly the sport is crashing and burning.

>>151612890
Yes, thanks to a certain coward pussy bitch.

>>151612890
we have a couple truly dismal apex cards to get through before we can make that call

>>151612886
>It's obvious that the fight was damn near even
As blinded as Tommy and as retarded as his offspring.

>>151612890
Dana has yet to punish us with a Holly Holm fight night card in the apex

>>151612898
Yeah it was shameful of that black gentleman to resort to dirty tactics once he started getting tagged.

Any highlights thats not eye poking?

Why didn't Tom just heem Gane early if he didn't want to get eyepoked? Doesn't he normally finish fights in like 40 seconds?

>gets jabbed twice
>bleeds, cries
>shoots baby double
>stuffed
>cries
>eye poke
>cries
>quits
>cries
I don't think Tom deserves his fake belt any longer

>>151612890
worst card of the year
worst heavyweight "champion" of all time
tom is now the kek what a bitch of the year
heavyweight is completely flat and dead until gane is the champion
uk is an orwellian state and tom is a jeet

can't be much more grim

why is there a burger in this thread furiously defending the coward tom asspainall

>Tomala Trannypinal was starting to take control of the fight
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK this retarded tomalapiggy is huffing some nice copium!

You have nothing to back up your claim besides your obvious bias, you casual retard. Here's the actual numbers:

Tom 27 significant strikes, Gane 30.

Tom 14 head strikes, 5 body strikes, 8 leg strikes.

Gane 8 head strikes, 9 body strikes, 13 leg strikes.

Tom was piecing him up and had a handle on Gane's lateral movement by the 4th minute. Last 1-2 landed and was an inch away from putting Gane to sleep. Gane wanted a way out and tore Tom's eyes from their sockets. Gane quit.

>>151612886
>your supercut of Gane highlights
that's espn's supercut for the whole fight. Daner wants Tom fucking dead kek

>>151612840
>On all mainstrem sosh platforms people are saying the fight wasn't going overwhelmingly in either direction. Of course heem retards have to be contrarian and say Gane was winning.

>You base much of your life around the thoughts and feelings of others eh

this is just getting embarassing lmfao

His eye hurt, his knee hurt, he was tired, he have family problem all this stuff?

No body cares, who cares? Nobody.

>H-HE WAS STARTING TO WIN
tomalasisters... are we retarded just like Tomala's spawn?

>>151612932
>Tom is the greatest ever
>Bones ran from Tom
>Tom finishes everyone
>Gane doesn't stand a chance
>Gane will be finished in the first
>Tom by whatever he wants
>Tom didn't quit
>Tom wasn't dominated
>Tom was winning the fight
>Tom will win the rematch
>Gane is a beast
>Tom was never that good
>Tom is a bum quitter
Tick Tock

Why come gane isn't champion

>>151612954
What an oaf.

I'm gonna start my 12 hour Der. goon session soon? Who wants to join?

>>151612963
Because Jon Jones is the Heavyweight Champion.

>>151612954
On one hand this was just being cheeky, on another this looked like you didn’t have anything for Gane so you were just trying some bullshit

Chael was saying that ohhh Tom is so big, so tall... But he looks smaller than Gane. Then Gane is a giant or what?

>>151612942
This is the face of a winner bro. He's just downloading the dataer.
>>151612941

>>151612946
so true your mom would be embarrassed

>>151612890
you tellin me the dern vs dyke bitch blood bath war wasn't worth 99 bucks. begone casual

You see two guys they enter the cage and one of them can't fight. That's all, their life everything else isn't your business. Who cares? Nobody cares brazza.

>>151612941
Asspainal has a broken nose, already looks 20% slower than the start, walking into gane's jab.

gane rd 2 finish was cruising.

>>151612954
why would he be smiling if he wasn’t winning? checkmate ganedunces

Any clip chris barnett? That shit was funny

>>151612920
>Both eyes closed
>The tips of the fingers are not pointed towards his eyes
Most embarrassing display from a fighter I've ever seen. I remember when Robocop had his skull showing through a cut and still came back and knocked out his opponent.

>>151612970
Why come it say Tom Asspinall is champ

Dern bros... we did it

>>151612986
>thomas smiles while getting his anus pulverized
he's zesty

Tom now has to double down on his non existent (doctor certified) 'eye injury'
Thinking an eye patch and a few fake doctors visits for his next high iq fight analysis or watch me leg kick an e celeb video
Will definitely take a year off while his non existent eye injury heals lmao

>>151612997
tom is the gayest man in the ufc hasn't won a fight in 455 days

fact

>>151612973
loody noses aren't necessarily a sign of damage, especially I minor one like Tom's that legit vanished after 5 minutes. The bloody nose wasn't a big sign of damage, sometimes people just get nose bleeds even with a soft punch.

>>151612997
He learned from Tysoi Fury, now he just needs to talk about his "mental 'elf"

>>151612989
it doesn't really matter if you eyes are closed, the speed of the action combined with the fact that your eyelids are very thin means he would've felt it.
t. got a corneal abrasion before

>>151612997
That's UFC heavyweight Tom Aspiball you're talking about bub

common mmajoey truke

A toast to victory fellow champions

>>151612989
Klein won a fight in this very card with a broken foot. Tom is bitch.

Fucking pussy quitter

>>151612890
Yes

KEEEEEEEK GODne made Tomala look like a slow, uncoordinated flatfooted oaf. He was piecing him up and running circles around him.

TOMALA "GALACTIC DEEPTHROAT" HARRISPINALL WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS HUMILIATION.

Fuck it, let's try going back to the new gloves again see if anything is different this time

>NOT MY CHAMPION!
I've got bad news Ganesisters

took a huge Tom aspinal but my toilet quitted mid flush

>>151613020
I have been saying this from the beginning

promoted to undisputed
zero defenses
wilted rose emoji

>>151613033
the new gloves were low key better but were unfortunately imbued with anti-heem padding to protect fighters from getting heemed

>>151613007
Mouth gaped
Nose bleeding
Taking all the significant punches in the match
Gassing in round 1
Keep coping nigga. He isn't going to finger your bootyhole. Time to admit that Tommy boy was overrated as fuck.

>>151613033
The old "new" gloves were shit and KO percentage dropped.

Another option is just tell melanated fighters to not cheat as much but yeah good luck with that right

In the beginning, God said "Let there be Finland" and lo, it was.

>>151613043
dropping a tom aspinal on north american clay should be a fucking crime we don't need crying bitch quitters here

Why is gane so fucking stupid, dude was winning and he decides to get a NC instead

>>151613048
Belt is at Tomalas house sorry you lost.

>>151613061
gane works in mysterious ways

>>151613047
>>151613053
maybe they'll get more heems when we try them again

Trannypinal got exposed as a 1 round fighter with sloppy striking and shitty wrestling, GODne made him quit, and tomalajeets STILL think he won.

talk about being dense.

>>151613061
he didn't think tom would shit himself and start crying about his prolapsed vagina in the middle of the cage
who could have seen that coming

>>151613061
Gane was getting tagged and instinctively tried to cheat

>>151613061
He barely touched his eyes, the faggot took the opportunty to claim it turned him blind

>>151613063
>fake participation belt
thomas the shit engine has never beaten a champion

>>151613076
I heard that he was peaching up Tom on the feet, out striking him

Tom was this close to being fully exposed as another big bri’ish men’al ‘elf babby but Gane fucked it all up

>>151613068
Trannspinal has the belt deal with it chud

>>151613061
Gane saw a vision of earth where he won and decided that mankind was not deserving of a utopian future

>>151613063
No dog in the fight dummy. You think I give a shit if Gane or some other dude has a UFC belt? The organization is for freeloaders and low lives. But, it's fun to see Assplay fags being blown out after all the stupid shit they shouted. Best ever, GOAT, would beat Bones, would finish Gane however he wanted, would beat Gane in round 1, ect. Even Jones was overrated, but at least he had some great wins. Tommy boy hasn't done shit besides being pushed by the UFC hype machine and that's finished. Oh, he was also pushed by total jackasses like yourself who obviously don't know shit about MMA. Tom's career and reputation are finished and that's such a wonderful feeling.

>>151613066
>gives up top position vs ngubu and chokes a title fight
>doesn't train, shits the bed and gets dominated by jon in 2 minutes
>gets gifted a win vs volkov
>makes Aspinall bleed only to blatantly poke him in the eye and get a NC
I'm expecting him to get heemed in 1 minute in the rematch honestly, would be on brand

>>151613079
>I heard
Try watching, or did a black person gouge your eyes out on the bus

What's next for Umar, title shot?

>>151613048
Whoever said Gane was winning this fight is either very foolish or just a Tom hater. Gane was virtually running all fight and had to do something absurd to gain an advantage. He probably should have been DQ.

>>151613096
no one wants that dogshit so it'll probably happen

>>151613096
he needs to fight figgy or the zahabi

>>151613093
Sorry you lost chuddy

Reddit fighters are just stronger, nothing you can do about it. First Alex and now Tom. Nazi Gane goes home beltless, with no belt.

>>151613095
I was busy during the main and co main but I saw all the good fights, thank god.

early in the rematch Tom is going to bait a counter then shoot a takedown.

>>151613061
he choked

Finna poke your mum in a eye

>>151613096
o malley is the only sensible fight really. he didn’t blow the roof off and he was fighting the #9 guy he’s gonna need to do more especially because he’s fucking boring and nobody cares about him

>>151613108
>good fights
Ah so you were watching boxing, good choice

Jones beat Bon Gamin without taking any damage

Tomala Sissypinal was too scared to continue the fight with Gane after getting his nose bussy busted.

>>151612779
I also said this from the beginning

>>151613131
Nibba OD'd on Chippy Buttys!

>>151613131
Tomala is polishing his gold belt at home with his retard son, watching Star wars the force awakens, your Nazi chud Hitler super soldier Gane went home punched out and with no belt.

NOT ONE OF YE WOULDA CONTINUED AFTER THE EYE POKE
NAN ONE

>>151613055
Yay bless ye my bredren hh

>>151613131
If Gane dealt that much damage to Tom in a single round I fear the irreparable damage Tom's DNA would sustain from having to endure nukes for a whole five rounds

>>151613150
tom never even won a real belt
just like robert pootaker

>>151613150
Much like Jones polished his belt at home while reyes got flushed oh wait let me guess that's different because reasons :)

>>151613152
I don't even have eyes come at me bitch

>>151613150
>>151613084
>>151613063
How many undisputed title fights has tom won?

chris barnett was brutally elbowed to the back of the head by a 265lbs man and was ready to continue the fight in less than a minute
tom refused to fight after gane slightly grazed his eyes and tried to act like it was ganes fault
one is a warrior, the other one is just an athlete

>>151613158
>I fear
Yeah we know

>>151613178
Same amount as Gane I think

i have been on instagram baiting Trannspinal fans all day, great fun

It is really funny that Tom managed to surrender/quit quicker than a frog.

>>151613152
of course I would, I'm a warrior, and my record would be something like 3-27, so I wouldn't give a fuck.

I'm so happy and vindicated right now it will take the twitchtards and gurucels a second to gather themselves and hopefully a mass suicide before 2026

>>151613047
no they weren't

>>151613180
all great men press forward in the face of fear. Tom will have to live on knowing he quit on himself and his people

The best part was tom losing his shit with the paying audience that make this all possible, an anthony joshua esque melty

>>151613174
it is different because he wasnt the reigning champion anymore (ducked his #1 contender fight with Jan)

starting to doubt tom even has a son
compulsive liar and fraud

Why doesn't Tom focus on his grappling instead of relying on his overrated striking? I lost respect for him when he started saying he's just gonna heem everybody. The whole point of him was supposed to be how well rounded he is.

we're getting roasted on reddit bros....

>>151613226
The boy is probably just a bit thick like his dad and there some munchausen afoot

>>151613231
Tomala got taken down effortlessly by some random rugby player. His wrestling is very very mid, seeing as Gane easily stuffed his takedown.

>>151613194
What even more funny are you Borats roofing your balls off figuratively and literally to find a way out the ghetto in z-list "sports" like arm wrestling and MMA

>>151613231
because it's exhausting and gay.

>>151613236
that subreddit is actually schizo. They're claiming gane poked him on purpose because he was gassing out and afraid of tom

>>151613236
Good maybe the streamjeets and bongs will post there exclusively

>>151613244
He stopped even training his wrestling. He subbed Volkov and Volkov wrestlefucked Gane.

>>151613236
They're not wrong though

>>151613242
>>151613242
>>151613242
>>151613242
New

>>151613236
they will make fun of our looks but they will never call us liars

>>151613061
He basically threw the fight just so he could fight Tom again

>Dana how do we improve unintentional and intentional eyepokes?

Dana: "Who the fuck knows, and who gives a shit? Who cares."

>>151613245
Gosh dang you really are butt blasted by tom being a heartlet bitch
>>151613222
Fell right into my trap

>>151613250
Reddit is White now and 4chan is brown and cucked. lol
wtf even happened?

>>151613250
Ah you're one of the "he was a gud boi, he dindu nuffin, he was trynna play professional basketball" types

>>151613271
Why don't you fuck off there then juan sanchez

This is the same script as Belal vs Edwards
Poofc is getting lazy

>>151613270
My balls fell on your forehead, foo'