Thread 151611458

Empire Strikes Back Edition

doyers

doyers

'stros

SAMURAI SPIRIT

I hope george springer gets HBP in every game

Dodgers in 5.

Seethe and cope.

He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.

this is what we've all been waiting for
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15223015/Scientists-cure-hair-loss-mice-regrowth-20-days.html

>>151611498
Ask Recker to do that.

>>151611458 (OP)
>>151611459
I haven't watched baseball since the last jays world series. Good to know, thanks! That was bugging me.

Yamamoto > Skenes

Doyerchads, how are we feeling about Games 3-5 in LA?

>Glasnow
A little worried, probably the weakest of the four
>Ohtani
Confident. I choose to believe that he prefers and performs better in warmer weather
>Snell
Confident, hopefully he has lost his complacency and quits vidya the night before

Did they figure out the Cheatin Jeets?

>>151611539
gayke smell is gonna get btfo again

>>151611539
I put all my faith in Glass cannon to finally shine.

Doyers

>>151611539
Glasnow worries me the most. He quickly crumbles under pressure. Wouldn’t be surprised if they go into the bullpen early
Snell will be back. He underestimated the jays so he spent the whole night gaming and chugging energy drinks

Gotta tip your cap to a legendary performance.
The Jonas Brothers.

Kek pedoswede btfo even when the doyers win

G3: Glasnow vs Scherzer
G4: Ohtani vs Bieber
G5: Snell vs ???
This shit gonna be kino as fuck.

Game 3 will be good

>>151611616
bullpen + bassit/lauer

>>151611616
g5 should be a bullpen game then g6 you have savage vs yams

>>151611626
That’s what ur mum said lel

>>151611616
G3 should be Kershart for one final good laugh.

Doyers

Suprised there are so many english speaking american flags on here seeing how it is their second language beind spanish

>>151611594
>>151611539
Whats the story with Snells gaming?

>>151611647
We can learn more than one language you ESL jeet

>>151611647
>second language beind spanish
ESL jeet

IS THAT... A PICTURE OF A GIRL UNDER THE AGE OF 18?! CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO REPORT THIS PICTURE TO THE NATIONAL CENTER FOR MISSING AND EXPLOITED CHILDREN!! CALL GOOGLE! CALL THE CYBER POLICE!!!! CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

just got home, gg blow gays

>>151611490
the one by chris bassitt was better.

>>151611647
>Suprised
>beind
oh no no no no no

>>151611647
Funny. I was just thinking the same thing about leafs and hindi

>>151611626
Every Dodgers game is good
They write history

>Dodgers has a wining record against former CY Young winners
>has a losing record against rookie pitcher
Savage is doing fine.

>>151611647
>Suprised there are so many english speaking american flags on here seeing how it is their second language beind spanish

>>151611647
>suprised
Bon soir, Pierre!

>>151611685
Game 1 wasn’t

>>151611653
I just think it’s just a meme. He has eyebags and is a chinlet.

>>151611647
FUCK YOU BLOODU BHENCHOD BITCH

Canada isn't a real country lol

>>151611640
doyers

imagine being a mexican

>>151611653
He has a twitch channel and he was live the night before game 1

>>151611539
I expect Roki to pitch multiple innings in relief for Glasnow.

>>151611722
I'm imagining it. what now?

>>151611647
Your seething is making it real hard to want you guys to win. I didn’t think anyone could be worse than the Doyerpaco newfags.

canada is getting uppity again and has forgotten that they're simply allowed to exist

>>151611531
In a typical 3- or 4-game baseball series, a starting pitcher will only pitch in one game, as they are scheduled to start once every five days and need at least four days to rest. Relief pitchers may pitch in more than one game, but they typically throw fewer pitches and have shorter appearances than starters, though some relievers in a 7-game playoff series may see their performance degrade from overuse.

>Zuttkaner couldn’t get in the sticky
Lel

>>151611714
51st soon
Dodgers just need to humiliate them first

>let's all stand up to cancer
>anyways, here's the Jonas Brothers
YEAH... WHAT'S UP NEW YOR- no... NO!!!

y'all niggas weirdos

>>151611751
Kek KEK!!! Mods = Gods!!

>>151611723
Do you ever see his cock?

>>151611740
You weren’t in the gamethread when the leafs were crying about drumpf >>151610164

>>151611751
didn't know that's even possible

>toronto is all jeets
>watch the game
>nearly everyone in attendance is white
>watch a dodgers game
>home support makes it difficult to tell wither the game is being played in america or a small central american village

these are the people calling me brown on every thread

who else here jombie?

>>151611751
the raped

how is it homedield advantage if the next three games are in LA?

faganada

>>151611788
Toronto gets 4 games, 2 after the 3 LA games

Imagine being Canadian, having your country taken from you and handed to tens of millions of Indians over the last 10 years, and making fun of literally anyone else. Dude your country is the biggest joke on the face of this planet.

>>151611789
This incels mad, lol. Rent free.

>>151611795
So Toronto gets 2 games.

I honestly can't stand jeets

>>151611795
that adds up to 5

>>151611772
Nah that was based tho fuck Trump. Baseball.
>>151611775
It’s almost like buying into this retarded racial animus for everything is… retarded?

>>151611775
>step outside Roger’s Centre
>nearly everyone around me is Indian

They’re playing baseball not cricket

>>151611816
2-3-2, my chicano friend

the picture speaks for itself

This isn’t America vs Canada anymore
This is 4chan vs Reddit at this point

>>151611845
t. 2016

>beans you
>no reaction, not even a flinch
ice cold

>>151611653
The man loves his video games

>>151611844
What site or app is the screenshot from?

>>151611875
real app

>>151611862
Ragdoll physics

Yoshinobu Yamamoto just threw his 2nd postseason Complete Game in a row then cleaned up all the trash in the dugout before going to the clubhouse

>>151611862
And here I thought watching Zach Neto get plunked over and over would never be topped

>>151611871
Embarrassing

>>151611883
Thank you.

>omg you don’t like the president that is so Reddit!! 4chan is le ebin republican website!!!
What causes this style of mental retardation?

>>151611775
false. you can easily spot a bunch of asian spectators in a dodgers home game.

>>151611862
how did he get hit
shouldn't he have seen that pitch coming

>>151611871
kek

>>151611916
Japan is the Mexico of Asia tho

>>151611889
How are the Japanese so much more civilized than everyone else?

>>151611923
that would be the philippines

>>151611862
Please God is he hurt?

>>151611862
https://youtu.be/PQJnaEZcxlU

Kevin Kikeman’s heroics are all for nothing. How much longer can the blue jeets pitching hold up?

>>151611647
Indians have taken over your country lol

>>151611923
spiritually, yes

>>151611923
I think Japan is the Germany of Asia.

honda civics are the chicken of the sea

>>151611458 (OP)
dryers

>>151611962
I'd say a mix of germany, britain, and mexico

>>151611717
imagine eating that fatass/pussy

>suprised
>beind

>>151611978
>and mexico
hello Pvt Gomez

>>151611871
>build
These sports games DnD now? I can equip LeBron with Last Stand so even after hes downed, he can revive on cooldown?

>>151611924
they're cucks
come to LA if you want to know how to really live

>>151611948
you're in for some soulful kino
Mad Max Monday is their last stand

>>151611978
I were only shitposting ;D

>>151611978
That's kinda fair. I was going to mention England, but decided against it. They both have that island nation mentality. What Mexican traits do you see in Japan, though?

>>151611987
she has great legs

good game jays we went to the local place for the game today

>>151612017
his eye is special, like from Naruto

would she want this hatred?

>>151611539
>glasnow
loss
>ohtani
probably a loss
>snell
win
>yams
win
>game 7
>kershaw
>perfect game win

>>151612072
>Kershaw
>11 hits 8ER implosion by the third
>loss
Sorry for typos

>>151612066
east asian women are incredibly submissive, so yeah

>>151612017
He won’t make it 3 innings

>>151611647
BLOODY BENCHOD BITCH

>win a shaky Yesavage start, but lose the Gausman one
It's a best of 3 from here on. It's quite an odd feeling.

>>151612125
5

>>151612104
ok, that's the more likely outcome but i need to dream

>>151612150
Yeah, I wanted to say first to 3 but messed it up

anyone have webbums of smith's and muncy's home runs?
also does anyone have whatever this gif is that was posted in the game thread? can't find it in the archives.

>>151612066
her people are some of the most bloodthirsty savages in history

>>151611717
Add a cool 10-20 pounds on her and you've got yourself a 10/10

>>151612023
we have chicano subculture, bad boys here love to dress like latinos, which isn't so normal in many of other countries
we both like shonen shit like dbz
both nations are deeply related to the us but also have twisted inferiority complex towards the us in some way

>>151611844
>only 31 fps
get a better graphics card

>>151612286
funny!

>>151612244
nah, her body's great as is, and I'm a slampig lover

all the new bandwagoning blow gays "fans" legit thought this series was in the bag already kek. I feel bad for for the canucks that have been with us all season being lumped in with them.

>>151611862
he did this on purpose right?

>>151612353
honestly don't know. if he did, it was retarded, he ended up scoring.

>>151612348
Is this your first time on /mlb/? Games are “over” the second the first run is scored.

>>151611862
the message was sent

>>151612348
>I feel bad for for the canucks that have been with us all season being lumped in with them.
No fuck them too

>>151612353
Yamamoto has too good of command for it to be an accident. He didn't come close to hitting anyone else, but he beaned Springer and then came close to hitting him again later.

>>151611616
I wish it was Glasnow vs Bieber for …le reasons XD

>>151612348
It's good we lost today to cull these fairweathers, they don't have the patience for an entire series

>>151612397
nah, some of them have been pleasant enough to shitpost with.

>>151612289
>>151612295
>>151612319
>>151612345
I don’t get it

>>151612413
I don’t get this either

>>151612348
My bad

It’s crazy how both games could have been decided in the first cuppa innings

Yesterday the Dodgers couldn’t get to Yesavage and today the Jays couldn’t step on Yamamoto’s throat in the first / second inning

>>151612440
you need better humor or ability to detect attempts at it

>>151612441
That’s what ur mum said lel

>>151611862
All those bandwagoners in the front seats overreacting

>>151612440
Let’s just say I have my reasons xD

Yamamoto was throwing well into the zone, was the Jays' batting approach correct in trying to hit and hoping for the best instead of working the count? They didn't even get him to 100 pitches until the last inning. He wasn't stressed at all, and his control was looking better after the first few innings.

>>151612450
>>151612462
Explain the joke

Why are they starting Glasnow instead Ohtani in game 3?

>>151612472
what do fps and graphics cards have in common

>>151612471
He's just really fucking good

>>151612481
I don’t know. Explain

I went to Ventura tonight to watch the game from a brewery and there was a trick or treating thing going on that all the businesses appeared to be participating in so there were lots of kiddos with their parents dressed up walking around. Anyway, the number of mothers dressed in slutty Halloween costumes in public with their children was... surprising. We used to be a proper country.

>>151612494
sorry, it's very right in front of you. i'm willing to handhold to an extent but i will not spoonfeed you the answer

>>151612353
no fucking way. that's crazy

Based dodgers exposing these selfish owners for not spending more money
They’re saving baseball

>>151612478
The rotation has been Snell, Yamamoto, Glasnow and then Ohtani all postseason

>>151612499
No one cares christcuckiedoo moralfaggot

>>151612502
EXPLAIN THE JOKE!

>>151612499
beased Ventura milfs

Doyerpacos seem to believe Glasnow is their weakest starter but who's the "weakest" on the Jays?

Glasnow is made of glass, he's going to get hurt.

>>151612510
I'm not a Dodgers fan and I agree with this. I agree even though both teams are top 5 in payroll

>>151612478
it's what they did in the NLCS, so i guess they want to stick to it. not sure it matters what order they go

>>151612515
relax. I enjoy looking at milfs in public, though I'm old enough now that a milf to me is probably a gilf.

>>151611862
>>151612353
>>151612411
>Japanese pitchers usually make a small gesture like "my bad" when they hit the batter
>Yama doesn't move a muscle and stares at him the entire time
He doesn't seem the vindictive type but who knows, maybe Kike convinced him to do it

>>151612524
>but who's the "weakest" on the Jays?
yes

>>151612547
>da jooz!

>>151611889
Real?

>>151612547
They probably showed him 2017 astros cheating videos to hype him up. That hit looks intentional

>does nothing
>loses

The boos at Dodger Stadium when Springer comes to the plate are going to be insane

Dude made a song about Yamamoto
>>>/wsg/6010900

Springer is gonna get booed so hard at dodger stadium. Just remembered he was on the 2017 astros

>>151612617
damn an actual banger too

>>151612478
They still want him to have rest day after he pitches cause he's still ass at hitting afterwards. But Yama and Snell have been really good to justify them starting game 1 and 2 so game 3 is awkward for him.

>>151612617
this is cringe af but I admit I find myself singing it on a yamamoto start day

>>151612593
>YA ma MOTO
>Yoshi nobu
>*cackling japanese mathcore*
pretty great

>>>/wsg/6010900
>>151612617
Wow this is dope as hell. Imagine if after the Dodgers win the championship he did a live performance of this and then KDOT came on stage and had a dope ass verse

KWAB
https://x.com/Morgan_C_Ross/status/1982244602087096634

>>151611862
man i absolutely love Yoshi

>>151612612
>>151612619
Indeed. they always boo the shit out of Altuve even though by all accounts he did not participate in the banging. didn't do anything to stop it either I guess.

Would you get kicked out from a game for say yelling at Springer that he's a cheating little bitch from behind home plate?

>>151612644
Pretty sure KFC is an advertiser for the blue jays network, we had a whole conversation about this during the ALCS about how he moved to Canada and setup KFC operations there. Twitterfag guy is reaching hard.

>>151612644
more "look at me" behavior. you're privileged enough to have the best seats in the house, just go and watch the game.

>>151611862
>Take your base, Springer-san.

>canadalits
kek

>>151612671
lol no. if anything it's encouraged.

I forgot to post in /mlb/ after the Dodgers won, how bad was the seething

>>151612547
Jap pitchers are supposed to take their hat off after they hit the batter in Japan but they try not to do that in MLB, to adapt to the different baseball culture
As a result, they often seem like they don't know what to do instead

>>beans you
>>no reaction, not even a flinch
>ice cold

weeb cultists are so gay. Why did it have to be baseball

>>151612718
he did good today

>>151612682
Yeah, Japan is a culture built upon Honor. You would never see someone do that in Japan. The fact that it happened when Yamamoto was pitching is just classless.

>>151612705
what's this about, explain

BIG DICK WILLIE

time to get drunk to celebrate :)

>>151612456
They don't make "mom jokes" in Japan, the Japanese have a high degree of respect for family, especially elders.

>>151612705
don't explain any further. we don't need any more weabs explaining Japanese culture here in the future based on some post they read.

>>151612740
wait what? game 3 already started?!

>>151612705
I found this interesting, thank you

>>151612719
It made baseball based

>>151612471
the manager literally explained their strategy during the game
why weren't you watching

>>151612478
Starting two japanese pitchers back to back has NEVER went well

Yamamoto's ball moves with a seductive, passionate motion.
The batters' hips and knees go limp.

gaypan
faganada

>>151612750
they make great mom porn though

>>151612806
don't say gay sounding things here unless you're intentionally joking

canadalits ww@

>>151612755
it's not complicated or deep by any means
pitchers take their hat off when they hit a batter in NPB and it means ''sorry''

>>151612803
I assume someone has never heard of the NPB. It’s the professional baseball league in Japan

>canadalits
oh kek

>>151612806
www

>>151612838
the game is over, you don't need the vpn to watch anymore fernando

The thing I'm still confused about is why the fuck the Jonas brothers played some shitty song. I'm quite certain 98% of the baseball fan base have no interest in the Jonas brothers who are almost 20 years past their relevancy in pop culture

Which players are blockheads / knotheads?

>>151612884
it's a canadian thing, you wouldn't understand.

>>151612884
Canadians think baseball needs halftime shows

not a lot of canadians posting right now

>>151612884
The Ohtani effect. Everyone is trying to cash in on the japbux

yeah it's real subhuman hours fr

>>151612944
I don't see ale here though

>>151612944
that explain why you're here

>>151612944
Oh, did you look in a mirror, all the sudden?

>>151612944
Kino

I've never felt this way watching sports before guys. I care this time

>>151612873
baka I watched it on Tvapp

>>151611516
Blew Gays needed to win both of these home games to have a chance, it's over now

>>151613008
Try gay porn

>>151611516
BC Mariners fan?

>CNN
I want to believe it’s real kek!
Trump is rooting for the dodgers now

Y and S

>>151613030
ANIME

Will Ohtani fatigue ever set in?

Nvm Fox already confirmed it too
https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-slaps-canada-extra-10-tariff-fraudulent-reagan-advertisement-hostile-act.amp

>>151613028
no I don't talk like that

>>151613046
For most people yeah

>>151613046
Hey, judging from your flag, you should be rooting for Ohtani instead of the FUCKING leaf team

>>151613029
>Kirk gets arrested by ICE before Game 3

>>151613075
>trump calls ice at dodger stadium
>on the jays and their fans

>>151613064
I am. My brain also tells me he deserves the nonstop glazing from MLB. But past a certain point I'm feeling full of Ohtani everything everywhere all at once

>>151613103
schwarber raped yamamoto

>>151613098
>everything everywhere all at once

>>151612617
why can't they just get their own culture?
you're wearing the uniform of an american baseball team that poached your country's best players, singing in a language that is written in stolen chinese characters

I can't believe they TRIED to sabotage Yamamoto the same way they sabotage Blake Snell. Intentionally getting their batters hit to eliminate their ace.

>>151613064
Dodgers fans have been bigger faggots historically but Jays fans seething about Americans is about to surpass that. I need to recalculate who to make fun of more.

>>151613110
>phillthies
kek

>>151613118
>stolen
They didn't steal the writing system any more than you stole Buddhism from India and astronomy from the arabs, chink

>>151613121
Let's just make fun of whoever loses

>>151613064
Why am I supposed to dislike Canada? And why is this supposed to be a nationalist thing?

>>151613103
IT'S JAPANESE!!11!1

>>151613164
>gayrea
even worse than gaypan

>>151613121
https://youtu.be/Eqk3oJregtU

I got recommended this when looking up Ohtani highlights. It's so funny

>>151613164
Am I supposed to find left uglier?

I need it...

>>151613164
baseball

>>151613193
Thank you based banana-man
>mfw no baseball tomorrow

>>151613193
He hasn’t really done anything this series. And he’s the most clutch postseason hitter on the team

>>151613164
Korea is so shit compared to Japan, it's not even close. I would quickly throw out every Korean for 1 Japanese like her

>>151613193
Thank you Based Banana-Man

>>151613046
It set in for a lot of people as soon as he signed with the dodgers

>>151613164
Left is much prettier she has more life in her eyes

>>151613172
These were delusional statements at the time. It was obvious all along that Ohtani was going to the Dodgers. The only reason he didn't go to them initially was the NL not having the DH at the time.

>>151613046
I dislike the apparatus that surrounds the Dodgers, the team itself and players I do not hate and will not get tired of. Although Dave Roberts is a gay bitch

>>151613172
>25 min jewtube video essay
thanks but no thanks

whats he looking at /mlb/?

>>151613046
He's not black so no

>>151613230
To be fair, Ohtani did take some merch from the Blue Jays and had a meeting with John Schneider. It's the equivalent of going to a date and buying a girl a lot of clothes and food, but instead of following up, she marries another dude.

>>151612884
I didn't hate the song, but I was eating some bomb BBQ brisket and just having my first cold beer of the night. I was in a very good mood.

>>151613252
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF

>>151613276
What else is he supposed to do in that situation? They gifted him things with his name on it. Japan would probably think it would be rude to just leave it all there.

>>151613251
>Retarded frog
Is your mind so melted that you recognize a compilation when you see it. Thought you wanted to see Bluejays seething.

Doyers

>>151613308
Don't*

>>151613172
>Ohtani's power agent at CAA Nez Balelo leaks false news to mlb reporters to try and hurry the Dodgers along
>mouth breathing lowest common denominator fans with no understanding how the rumor mill operates take this as some Watergate level scandal
I cant believe the legs this bullshit has but then I remember Ohtani has attracted a whole new type of "sports" fan

>>151613276
Why do baseball fans always default to cuckolding analogies when their team is slighted in FA? It's a reverse job-hunt where the player visits or talks with multiple teams

>>151613103
scary

>>151613193
Thank you Based Banana-man

>>151613252
wow wow wee wow

>>151613331
They didn't let it go after being pranked by Ohtani and friends. We Don't NEED him was chanted every time he's up to bat.

>>151613308
No idc that much and YouTube does not count. Only /mlb/ determines my world view.

I know era isn't a predictive stat and I believe I read one time that the best single stat we have to predict future era is K-BB% but I wish there was a nice neat little graph or chart that showed this I don't want to do the work myself *rings bell* WINKY

Maybe it was FIP not K-BB%

>>151613402
that was pretty gay of them and if I was at the game I wouldn't have joined the chant because I'm a free thinker

>>151613420
Free stinker more like. P.U.!!!

>>151613428
no...NO

>>151613437
Nigga that’s NUTZ

>>151613334
Star players are symbols of their states, countries, and even racial identity. They are real life superheroes and unlike superheroes, kids can actually strive to be like them

>>151613437
Dun wurry hun I think it sexy

>>151613447
herp derp

>>151613420
You wouldn't because you're not Canadian.

>>151613460
Oh so you decide

>>151613460
Listen to him he knows everything

Somebody fuck this asshole

>>151613447
So much this. There is epic win to be had here

>>151613193
Thank you based banana-man

>>151613523
Hey Arnold was dope. Wish I had that room u know. Badass

What happened to Pages? He had a breakout season and then he becomes an almost automatic out in the playoffs.

Kike seems based tbqh

>>151613547
he quit trying around the all star break

>>151613489
I got something you can fuck right here pal *grabs crotch*

>>151613557
He's an underrated part of the Dodgers run of success over the last decade. Everyone likes Kike. He's a glue guy and clutch in the playoffs.

I noticed at Mariners games this year at Tmobile they play an airhorn sound effect to hype up plays like in those old MLG montages. It surely isn't just them right?

>>151613602
>reddit team does Reddit things

>>151613586
Mmm....

that funky muncy

>>151613046
>>151613253
He steals... bases

Dodgers may win the World Series but their fans are literally scum of the earth, bad bad people. They’re sick….

>>151613586
Gawd dis got me hot

>>151613730
Just as a team the Dodgers are so evil, legit satanic vibes

>>151613669
? Jays are way more popular on reddit

HOLY SHIT OHTANI LEADOFF OPPO TACO

THE DOYERS LEAD THE BLOW JAYS 1-0

>>151613758
That would make them the Reddit team then?

heh...

https://x.com/MLB/status/1982287086305546500/

>>151613804
He looks legit evil.

>>151613193
Thank you Based Banana-Man

>>151613784

No.
YOUR TEAM IS REDDIT

YOUR TEAM IS DOUBLE REDDIT NO TAKEBACKSIES
MY TEAM = 4CHAN
MY TEAM = 4CHAN
MY TEAM = 4CHAN

>>151613832
God dammit I’ve been had!!!

>>151613836
Of course the court jester Passan glazes one of the Golden Boys. I’m happy he dropped any guise of neutrality. Which is it Jeff? Journalist or fanboy?

>>151613836
What does koi buttsuck mean?

this is the announcing i missed, the brewers homer announcer on tbs was not so passionate

https://x.com/MLB/status/1982263663042945427


>>151613851
kaibutsu means monster

>>151613858
Erm, I’m pretty sure Kaiju means monster

>>151613866
kaiju translates to strange beast

>>151613868
Brother you don’t know the half of it

>>151613874
sorry i ever doubted your jlpt n1

>>151613858
Couldn’t disagree more. Cannot stand that fucking fag Joe Davis. Smoltz is just a dark cloud of depression that sounds like he doesn’t want to be there

Adam Amin and AJ should be fox’s #1
Legit had to ride the mute button the entire game

>>151613878
you can't tell this wasn't full of sovl

https://youtu.be/UCAm_mb3qJM

Doyers

>>151613884
I think it’s less what he says and more how he says it. There’s something about the quality of his voice that bugs me. Idk what you’d call it, timbre. To me it sounds like he’s doing an impression of an announcer

>>151613895
i can see where you are coming from with that angle. i think it's also partly because davis is a part time doyer homer announcer when he isn't doing his fox duties

Glasnow no-hitter coming up

>>151612884
>who are almost 20 years past their relevancy in pop culture
how divorced from reality are you to actually believe this?

>>151613884
This one wasn’t bad but I feel like all these guys try way too hard to make a catchphrase call “iconic.” Like when I think of Vin Scully’s iconic calls I think of the Mets winning game 6 and Hank Aaron’s 715 or even the Gibson home run and it’s not trite and forced the way everyone does it now it just sounded natural.

t. old.

>>151613902
To be clear I don’t think he’s biased or whatever. I mean in that video you posted it’s night and day between him and vin

>>151613910
yes, very much true

>>151613905
2008 was 17 years ago anon

>>151613164
>chinese girl is face of korea

>>151613913
they released a top 10 album two months ago

Scherzer is gonna wreck your poverty franchise

>>151613924
I thought they were retired until earlier tonight

Late night Panamanian strategic trvth nvke!!!

>>151613924
why do you know that?

>>151613925
He's washed, luckily it's Glasnow bump day

>>151613823
it's supposed to look like the poster for ju-on the grudge

Two Panamas? At this time of night? At this point in the season? Localized entirely within the /mlb/ general?

>>151613836
Well he can't fuckin hit can he?

>>151613985
no, but what does that matter?

Here somes the melty

>>151613908
I still miss him so much

>>151613878
AJ sounds mentally retarded when he's on mic, I hate him

>>151614005
Based AJ Pier Zyn Ski?

>>151614005
He’s less polished but they’re a better team, they actually talk to one another about strategy and nuance during the game, they don’t just rattle off pointless historical facts and statistics in between every god damn pitch

>>151613972
I just had too many beers after the game please understand

>>151613972
yeah what about it

This is incane

>>151614023
>>151614026
Honestly? I’m terrified.

why didn't they show this on the live broadcast?

>>151614037
They did, I saw it

>>151614033
How new are you

>>151614033
Newfag alert

this is terrifying me, honestly

This is psychotic

>>151614051
Based oldhead vet reading the room

>>151614037
Vladdy was just delivering the meal from Kikuchi's sushi restaurant reservation

If we're doing pony play tonight I want to be the purple one

Drunk blue jays Panama is comfy
The other? I’m guessing Yankees cause he isn’t butchering the English language.

>>151614089
there was a red sox panama who was the fucking worst but haven't seen them in a while

>>151614095
That’s the seething venezolANO
There’s also an OG one who allegedly had a pager business but I think he was an American or had a vpn

>>151614095
Yea that is the third one who can’t type to save his life

>>151614077
that was very considerate of him

>>151614095
he ragequit, probably went back to discord or something

>>151614080
No one say it

Feels like the series is riding on Glasnow being able to keep his cool and not being a headcase in Game 3.

three days grace should've performed instead of the jonas brothers

everything to make the game faster just to shove in more pointless shit in the middle

We need more based halftimeshow

>>151614218
It physically made me angry that they tried to shoehorn in that halftime show style nonsense. The stand up to cancer thing is not new and has been a meme for years now so idgaf about that, but the Jonas brothers?

>>151614187
Game 3 will probably be a shoot out, neither Scherzer nor Glasnow will last long.

no jap pitcher = no win, sorry dodgers that's just how it goes

>>151614282
sasaki will win tomorrow

The girl that was interviewing the Brewers manager when he had the pancake in his pocket got so wet when he offered her a bite, you can just tell. She was so in to it

Listen, fellas. It wasn't for us.
My soft & sensible wife loved watching baseball with me because she got to see an epic Jonas Brothers halftime show instead of some crusty ol' 7th-inning stretch.
More women watching is the real winner fellas and that's a good thing.

It's why Giardia DeLaurentia hangs her tits out or whatever u see

Unless U like Jonas too, nun wrong, u know, just means your gay, and a girl.

>>151614326
I am a girl tho

>>151614326
I am a girl tho

>>151614326
I am a gay girl tho

I’m also a girl

>>151613164
That's a bad picture of Hashikan, she's genuinely one of the most beautiful women on earth. She's also 100% natty and mogs the everliving shit out of Wonyoung who's half plastic at this point. I'd pick Irene or Seolhyun to bat for Korea.

>>151614394
*glances @ flag*
Ah... hm. Yes, that tracks. Stay the course.

>>151614402
Why does she need to wear colored contacts

Weeaboo
Weeaboo (Canada)

Fuck this guy

>>151614438
unironically natty, nips can have light brown eyes

Kiss this guy

>>151614402
Nmph

>>151614326
I'm that wheely midget from the Shriner's commercials

This is sly kotex

ggs Jays,
see you in LA

Mother fucker

Curt Shilling was pretty good but he was never quite as valuable as Curt Pounds Sterling

Cunt Pounder on the mound

Curt "spend all my career earnings on developing an elder scrolls ripoff and the company goes bankrupt" Schilling.

>>151614901
Kek he brought on Todd McFarlane to help design it too. I never knew any of this.

yams on the hill

>>151614901
>>151614976
Yall ever play it, it was kind of fun, just a generic RPG w/ some fun gimmicks. I didn't finish it

>>151615005
I see it on sale here and there but I just cant do it

>>151615005
No I didn’t it sold 1.3M copies though, but they were spending so much money they needed 2M sales just to break even lmao

>>151615020
>>151615090
*pulls chin, dick; muses*
Above average. It was above average. The graphics were pretty for the time. Bright w/ contrast, vibrant. A few memorable locations.
The loot system was diablo, which is fun.
And that's really right abt the fuck it. Fetch quests Ga-LORE, dumbazz bushii all the whole else. It was pretty thou. For the time.

Zuttkaner eternally BTFO kek

>>151615111
THQ Nordic released a ps4 version in 2020. That's the one I'm tempted to buy. But I don't like those style games.

>>151615133
Watching a playthru would get you a better experience than actually playing it if I'm being honezzt(possible)

>>151615129
barking doq lost his leash

>>151615145
No doubt he was seething while scrolling through that sticky
MODS=GODS