Thread 151619799

gimi

>>151619799 (OP)
Merino does the weirdest little Spanish flair bullshit sometimes where it just isn't the time or place.

>no nwaneri
What does arteta know?

Saliba sick
Rice achilles gone
get ready for the Merino Zubi Eze void midfield every game

>>151619819
WE GAAN

SET PIECE

Based Nketiah helping us out in a few moments already

>Martinelli to Eddie
Silly Gabi, he's on the other team now

Awful

>>151619901
Honestly surprised only 6 was given.

>+6
Fuck off.

>hanging on at home
Fuck Arteta

never in doubt

That's the MLS special right there

this squad lacks a tough cunt who can waste time arguing

>Gyok
Kek what was he thinking

What the gyok doing?

>Jokeres
Kek, what the fuck was that?

>>151620028
he vaguely looks like that boss vampire from I Am Legend

>>151620045
Probably expected Martinelli to be there I guess

What the fuck is this?

based hincapie

see you at the el classico thread lads?

One nil to the Arsenal!
One nil to the Arsenal!
One nil to the Arsenal!
One nil to the Aaaaaaaaaaarsenal!

Happy for the 3 points and clean sheet but awful performance.

Who one-nil to the Arsenal here?

GET IN

Gyokeres could barely run past the 70th min. Needs a rest ASAP. Same for saka. Jesus, havertz and madueke are all useless.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151620058
He just looked so sad lol

we take it

3 games without a shot on target for the opposition

mental

decent win but only because City dropped points but the potential months long layoff for Rice makes it feel like a loss.

Why are Arsenal fans so fucking entitled? Even when they are winning they are complaining.

WUN NIL
TER THE ARSE ENAL

POST THE HEINZE PIC

>shitty
This does not slip.

theee secret life of artetaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYaZgEBEBzc

What’s going on with Villa Google says 90+7 when will it end?

> Playing 5 at the back whiile up by 1 against palace
This is David Moyes heritage

>arse win
>liverpool lose
>city lose

just need spurs to lose for a truly perfect weekend

why are they playing freed from desire i didn't think we were that club

>>151620178
its done

A win's a win.

I am NOT gonna start believing yet
But fooking hell that table looks good right now

Really good weekend.

>>151620198
I would like to see slot status

Arsesisters... we are not beating the haramball allegations

this is such an awesome time to support arsenal :D

lonely at the top but feels good innit

>livershit
>bald fraud
>chelshit
just give >us the title now

>>151620240
The table should look like this after the first round, not the ninth.

>>151620240
>>151620248
>bournemouth
>sunderland
>united
Yeah it's October.

>>151620255
mourinho's chelsea won the league

nobody remembers the football they remember the title

>>151620240
I love this league

I love how Eze had a cheerful chat with every single Palace player at the end of the match,..Top, top lad.

When does it fall apart? January?

>>151620317
yes i hope we win it this season la

This table, holy lmao.

>>151620343
March

>>151620368
Man Utd up to 5th with a positive goal difference for a chance. Times are changing.

>>151620343
soon if arteta doesn't give rice, zubi, gabi and saka some rest

That was our last PL game this month, meaning we've conceded 0 league goals in October. A clean sheet vs Brighton in midweek would make it even better.

3 goals conceded in 13 games in all competitions. Absurd numbers so far.

>1 shot on target conceded
Two games in a row now, Arteta out.

Literally who can stop >us

>>151620469
it's 0. that shot was coming from an offside position

>>151620492
Oh never mind then, ARTETA IN.

Even i am getting frustrated at the lack of open play goals. We are good at winning back the ball, we can take more risks.

>>151620514
Oh wait, Arteta out again.

>>151620527
But that means we'll concede more shots on target, can't have that.

please play 1 game with Merino up front, give gyok some rest

although might be tough with Rice off injured

>>151620514
>>151620469
>>151620533

>Shitty lost to good ebening
kek

THE BIG SIX


...and Liverpool

Excellent Eze

>>151620413
Funnily enough Manure's tragic GD is a topic for ridicule, but somehow Liverpoop's +2 is never mentioned (or at the very least missed me).

>>151620199
>freed from desire
Yeah, should be something like "Familiar Feeling" for every 1-0 set-piece win and not this. Makes no sense.

>>151620413
Man United have no depth though
They are literally two injuries away from relegation

No connection between Saka and Gyok atm. Hopefully that can be sorted out soon

calafiori is him

Hincapie finally played :)

>>151620838
saka wants g not a

needs humbling

>>151620804
>Funnily enough Manure's tragic GD is a topic for ridicule, but somehow Liverpoop's +2 is never mentioned (or at the very least missed me).

They've been hovering around 0 GD for 3 years

i believe we will win the premier league.

OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOO OOOOO OOOOOO

>>151620766
What the fuck are Sunderland doing? are they feeling alright?

>>151621293
Making Newcastle fans seethe.

Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville can go fuck themselves.
Jamie O'Hara should go kill himself.

>Earn set peice
>Opponents immediately shart themselves

>Bournemouth and Sunderland in 2nd and 3rd after 10 games

Nice asterisk season

>>151621430
Glasner was arguing like a mad man with fourth official when Arsenal got their first free kick

>>151621321
>Sunderland Newcastle rivalry
Oh man it makes me remember that stupid ass post from so long ago.

>Arteta on injuries: "Willy had to be out after the first half. Declan was struggling with a knock he took, Richy as well."
>‘Arteta adds that Arsenal have to check on Martinelli, who felt something. Believe that's in his groin. Saka had been feeling sick but was withdrawn for injury prevention.’

>Saliba Rice Calagoat Martinelli all injured

>spurs goal
arteta out NOW

>>151621607
Kek’d. Good stuff

>>151621680
>Everton equaliser
Arteta IN

>>151621815
Not so fast.

>>151621607
Amazing

They will give Player of the month award to Shitland, but Gabriel deserves it more

It’s gonna be a good week listening to everyone seethe and crashing out

4 points clear next to second place. 6 points clear next to our biggest threat, City. Where are you Arteta Out lot now?

>won the league in October
Arselads

>>151622488
He’s so solid. Very impressive player

>>151622488
Has better dribbling and ball control than martinelli and trossard combined

how to say our year la in your language

Arteta on Saka: "He has been ill. He has not trained. We didn’t know if he was going to be able to play. He managed to play a few minutes but the longer the game went, he was going to fatigue and we didn’t want to risk injury."

>>151620804
Scousers are the niggers of England so the media won’t say thing about them incase they hurt their feelings.
>but never forget our hillsbourocaust

>>151623972
nice just in time to dodge international

>>151623903
our year la

>>151622960
the club has been there before and it’s not even November and >we have a massive injury crisis after this game so I won’t hold my breath.

>>151627099
it's already here.
gabriel, saliba, saka and calafiori today

https://x.com/BBCMOTD/status/1982497435772739777?t=WKntipxW8KFHh7Ly7yiejA&s=19

Media going the extra mile to act like scoring from set pieces is unusual or lucky.

>>151627865
worlds most fragile italian

>>151627865
>>151627099
yeah but we also have white, hinacpie, mls, mosq

>>151628008
they're coming to terms with it now that their pet teams are getting some success from it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlhiXmmIHe4

>>151628008
I hope we continue this ongoing trend of set piece scoring to simply make them seethe.
It’s actually hilarious.

>>151628149
their constant bitching and moaning is so delicious, and we're not even doing something that's remotely out of the rules or some sort of a loophole, none of that shit that fergie was doing at united for example.
just straight up battering these retards and then irl redditors(aka pundits) cry about it.

>>151627865
From James Benge:
>Arteta on injuries: "Willy had to be out after the first half. Declan was struggling with a knock he took, Richy as well."
>Arteta adds that Arsenal have to check on Martinelli, who felt something. Believe that's in his groin.
>Saka had been feeling sick but was withdrawn for injury prevention.

>>151629289
>Willy had to be out after the first half
steady on Mikel

Imagine having conceded more than 3 goals in the league so far lmao.

Its hard enough to watch as a fan, must feel like 10 hours of hard labour for hatewatchers, SET PIECE AGAIN OLE OLE OLE 1 NIL TO THE ARSENAL

Is being shit in open play the reason why we barely concede?

>>151636270
Most of it is due to Arsenal suffocating teams with a coordinated pressure and regaining possession high up the pitch, so opposing teams do not even make it to the Arsenal box before losing possession.

Then it's great defenders and finally, Raya's been a great keeper when called for.

Without Gabriel where would Arsenal finish

>>151636346
>>151636270
A huge part of it is also the opposition deciding to sit back, that's why we score more in Europe.
If teams in the PL actually tried to go for it when facing us, most of this "Arsenal can only score from set pieces" and "are bad at open play" would go away.
Bilbao was a great example, just compare how they set-up during pre-season and when we played them in the CL. I know it was just pre-season and the CL game was their first CL game in decades or whatever, but still.
My point is that football is a game with two teams.

>>151636346
Then why are we so shit in attack?

Bournememe are a problem, that's why >we have to buy semeyo in January to destabilize them

>>151636554
didnt they just reject 50m bids from manure and sp*ds for him?

>>151636627
Idk but im sure he wouldn't say no to don berta

Saka doesn't like Gyokeres, he didn't celebrate with him against Atletico.

>>151636728
oh nvm, it was back in jan
> Revealed: Bournemouth rejected £50m bids from Tottenham and Man Utd for Antoine Semenyo in January

>>151637143
That was the second goal
>>151636799
And after Gyokeres' first goal

>>151637219
just some weirdo trying to stir shit up
idk what happened to these people in life but you see them alot online, they are addicted to potential drama than actual sports

>>151636472
teams are in their box when arsenal are attacking. it's not trivial to break them down and score when there's little to no space to operate in.

that's why set pieces are so crucial, as they open the game up for Arsenal to get some space from opponents having to go for it.

>>151628149
Next time >we face Liverpoop/Manure? NO FREEKICKS.
Next time >we face Shitty? NO FREEKICKS NO CORNERS.
Next time >we face Sandcastle? NO FREEKICKS NO CORNERS NO THROWINS

>>151636472
>>151636470
yes, CL is a contrast, because teams try to attack and not just sit back

>>151637262
It's called being a woman.

>>151636472
Think about how in most games after we score first the floodgates open.

It's because teams cant just sit back and defend anymore, they're forced to play footie finally and we can pick them apart

good weekend.

>Sunderland (a)
>Spurs (h)
>Bayern (h)
>Chelsea (a)
>Brentford (h)
>Villa (a)

If we get undone it'll be in these fixtures. Need to take the home advantage against Spurs and Bayern. Villa away is always a bogey fixture.

>>151639832
>If

How is this a shot on target?

>>151641941
i have 0 idea. i saw the stats after the game and both the prem and other sites had 1 sot for phallus.... ridiculous

>>151639832
take bayern away, that game doesnt have much weight as league game atm

>>151637354
No parky bus
Get slaughtered
parky bus
Lose to a set piece

>>151619799 (OP)
Gay club for gay supporters. Proud to be one.

>>151642366
Depends if we sustain any injuries during the game.

pray that >we ain’t ANOTHER 4 players injured after the game.

>>151645692
Everyone will be rested vs Brighton on Wednesday.

Shartinelli Gyökeres Dowman
Nwaneri
Nørgaard Merino
Lewis-Skelly Hincapie Mosquera Blanco
Kepa

>>151645953
Brighton played so bad against United. I still think we should field a stronger team and rotate players only when the game is secure.

>>151636472
It's because teams in the Prem know that their best shot at beating Arsenal is parking the bus
Parking the bus is also a great way to mask the quality differences between players as long as you can hold a line then you'd have a solid low block
You can easily see the contrast when we play European games against teams who are not as risk averse and leave space for our forwards to finally do something

>>151639528
that's a good looing scarf

>>151636472
Have you ever wondered why we win so many set-pieces in the first place?

Palace didn't park the bus at all, there were spells where they had more possession.

If Arsenal are so shit from open play, why do teams sit back? They should invite Arsenal to go forward.

>>151646986
https://theanalyst.com/articles/aresenal-vs-crystal-palace-stats-premier-league-10-2025

This does not slip...

>>151647583
Ooooooooooooooooo

>>151647164
>muh stats
I have eyes, our attacking play is nonexistent.

>>151647757
Get your eyes checked

>>151647757
>our attacking play is nonexistent.
Nah, we're one of the most attacking teams in the league

>>151648023
Our next league game is away to Burnely. Should be interesting.

whats the most elite needle moving talent arsenal can buy in 2026?

>>151648123
whenever you talk to a white arsenal fan in london after a game, he will have a sullen look in his eyes as you ask him where in london hes from and he says "nah my parents moved to essex"
ofcourse they wont dare mention the reason.
anyways, london went from 90% white in 1990 to less than 40% in 2025. I've walkd there, i remember a hasidic jew looked at me like he had seen a ghost as i was the first non eastern european white hed probably seen in weeks

>>151648140
Unironically Semenyo, Prem proven, Trossard is turning 31 soon and he's an Arsenal fan like Eze, should be doable.

>>151648123
Obviously the majority are white, especially the match going fans. It's just browns will be more likely to speak to the likes of AFTV after games.

>>151641941
we come to a point where we dispute a shot on target on the mighty Arse?

good progress desu

Why are scouser journalists like this

>>151648140
another goalkeeper and defense should do it

try to go whole season not conceding

that would be elite indeed

surely its a fully rotated squad against brighton

>>151648234
>tfw saka starts

>>151648204
>try to go whole season not conceding
That would be wild desu

>>151648284
>>151648204
Imagine if we go the rest of the season unbeaten and that loss against LelVARpoop ruins another invincibles

>>151648295
It's not going to happen let's not get carried away. But besides, it wouldn't be the first time a team finishes a league season with a single defeat.

>>151648295
>Imagine if we go the rest of the season unbeaten and that loss against LelVARpoop ruins another invincibles
Oh no...

>>151648295
It's fine, if this team went invincible then nobody will remember the 03/04 team. Let's erase the Chelsea 04/05 team instead.

>>151648247
Wenger would definitely play the reserves.

>>151648350
smart

>>151648316
>It's not going to happen

>>151648350
I totally forgot about them only losing once and being unbeaten at home. Wow they must of been wounded

>>151648140
I'm gonna need 3 left backs pronto

Unironically I think the one loss was a good thing to happen that early, the longer we go on unbeaten, the more pressure the media will put on Arsenal and compare them to the Invincibles. It feels like extra pressure and baggage we don't need, and it definitely will mess with the team and Mikel mentally.

>>151648958
The “nice” thing about the loss is that it took a worldie to beat us so the narrative now is to beat us you need to have more than just good play you need to do the impossible.

who we playin in the EFL cup?

>>151649198
Brighton innit

>>151649301
aye but WHO WE PUTTIN ON THE PITCH BLUD?

kepa

ben blanco mosquera hincapie MLS

merino nwaneri eze(?)

dowman vik(?) shartinelli


or is there a different suggestion?

>>151649328
You're forgetting Norgaard.

>>151649328
>12 players

>>151649335
so we put merino as a meme 9 and rest viktor, or do we rest eze and play viktor as 9?
or do we play calafiori, MLS in midfield, merino up top, and rest viktor?

>>151649351
how so? ben blanco is one guy, aka ben shite

>>151649380
lmao trolled

>>151646445
LMAO I thought the same

>>151649380
Kepa

benny blanco mosquera hincapie calafiori

norgaard nwaneri MLS

dowman merino shartinelli

that's the final recommended formation am sending to mikel tomorrow.

>>151645953
>Everyone will be rested
>Gyok starting

>>151648295
Aarteta not only sacked but also flayed.

>>151649435
>5-3-3
bro...

Arsenal’s long-term pursuit of young Vasco da Gama forward Rayan has been handed a huge blow as the teenager nears an agreement over a new long-term contract.

The striker's current contract with the club ends in December 2026 and the new deal will be signed until 2028.

(Source: Globo Esporte)

isn't cala out again

>>151649481
Are you drunk already kurwa

>>151649518
Never trust a single thing from Globo.

>>151649557
lol no, are you?

>>151649518
highly doubt it
globo puts out shit to create speculation for certain CBF-catered garbage because agents pay to do so, they usually fuck off to some subhuman team like shaktar or chelsea and then disappear until they come back on a loan spell that turns into a permanent move

also, he's not really good especially for the prem

>>151649435
wow you're so good at this you should play fifa with that ball knowledge!

what a clueless knobhead

>>151649686
exactly, fucking retard wanting to play 12 players, lmao

>>151649587
Not yet fren

Frogposters are extremely gay and friendless

>>151649973
>>151650077

>>151650077
This.
The one thing I want AI to accomplish is automatically filtering frogposts and nigger reaction gifs from twitter.

>>151650123
Why would you want to filter out your own country

>>151650123
>>151650137

>>151650163
yeah that is what the average pole looks like these days unfortunately

>>151650201
das rite my nigga

Liverpool look so pathetic right now. Reckon theyre out of the title race.

>>151650803
yjk they will beat vardrid though.

YANDASTAN?

>>151650840
They’ll probably come good tbf but hopefully we can remain consistent. The “it’s ours to lose” meme is true as it is cringe

>>151651027
idk why the media instantly pulls the "it's arsenal's title to lose now, it's all in their hands" as soon as we win a couple of games, i mean there's still like 80+ points to play for, we haven't even done 1/3 of the season yet. but we complain far too much about the media pressure and we should just man up and shut the fuck up.

>>151650803
Goal difference even after 9 games is a pretty good indication, and theirs isn't so great at the moment.

how are Bournemouth 2nd they don't have any £140,000,000 signings

>Premier League officials have been forced into abandoning the tradition of 'Boxing Day'. Broadcast contracts require them to play on 33 weekends every season with only 5 rounds of midweek fixtures. Only one match is likely to be staged on this year's Boxing Day (Dec 26th)

>modern football
heresy

>>151651623
It’s wholesome to see things like this. Hope they can keep it up

>>151651733
>destroy tradition
Communists in control.
Kalergiball will evolve goy. Deal with it

that eze goal is so mad
he jumps off the same foot he kicks it with
i don't know he did that shit

>>151651839
#BlackExcellence

>>151651733
>Only one match is likely to be staged on this year's Boxing Day (Dec 26th)
games gone
they better change this

>>151651935
>3 minutes after getting beaten by arsenal's set pieces, atleti is now scoring from set pieces

gyokeres is never gonna reach the aubameyang/son/halaand kind of goalscorer is he :/, we're all just coping.

>>151651733
>Only one match is likely to be staged on this year's Boxing Day (Dec 26th)
Probably Arsenal.

>>151652105
A throw in no less. Though the ball pings around a bit.

>>151652180
he will dont you worry.

>>151652180
He will bro he oozes confidence and he is a chad. I believe in him

>>151652437
>>151652444
was he a better buy than sheeshko thus far?
sesko looked decent for man u, but demanding 100m for him was insane from these redbull shitters. idk if gyokeres suits our system better than sesko.

I hope we're not living on a prayer.

>>151650803
Considering the winners of the last some years never got more than 5 defeats, they're almost definitely in the top 4(5?) race unless they do a madness. But the chances that they get through
>Arsenal away
>City home and away
>united away
>everton away
Completely unscathed is almost nonexistent. Doesn't make the job any easier though, >we could just as easily be in that situation by Christmas. We have good depth but we're like 2 injuries away from another crisis

>>151654941
Spuds have a greater chance than Liverpool for sure.

>>151654932
it was never loserpoo fampai. they were dogshit last season too.

>>151655051
this "rivalry" between us and liverpool has to be the gayest shit ever. the fags can't stay out of each others heads

>>151658334
I agree with this somewhat. Obviously cant say it as an arse fan without sounding bitter, but Liverpool literally won by virtue of not collapsing. All three of shitty, arse and slipperpool had shit summer windows and set themselves up for failure, but Liverpool is the only one that rode their luck.

>>151658692
not really but yeah its getting ridiculous. sorta like how everyone was pushing that we have a rivalry with shitty all of a sudden

>>151658954
it's dumb forced twitter shitflinging for teens that should keep it on twitter

>>151658923
no. they won it by virtue of having 0 substantial injures, having decision go their way because idk someone felt guilty about the spuds f up the season before, scoring every blooter possible etc etc and yes because the rest of the competition wasnt up to par per se.

>>151659037
its not only that unfortunately but yeah im with you

>>151652180
Yeah he seems to be another Giroud (which is a good thing).

>>151660277
All muscle

>>151660277
Heard all calling zhokerezh fat

pls for the love of god Arteta play the kids tomorrow.

>>151671338
how will we keep a clean a sheet if we did that?

>>151671348
Gastro-warfare

I'm just saying I fuck with that skelly nigga

>>151672012
>>151672016
Sign da ting you get me

>>151658954
>the city rivalry era
was so fucking cringe they tried to force this

>>151673256
our only rivals are chelsea and spurs. anything else is forced.

>>151673286
Our biggest rivals is unironically ourselves

>>151673361
Our biggest rival is the Chelshit Norwegian whose mum's aids ridden stretched out by bbc arsehole gets felched by me everytime big gabi bags a goal and makes my injected cock throb and drip gonorrea laden precum like a busted pipe

>>151673437
mmmm daddy lemme get sum of that big gabi nut

>>151673458
>>151673437
we already have a gabi, Jesus

Remember those Chelsea games in the mid 00's where they would win either from a Terry/Drogba header and a Lampard penalty....That's who we are now, band for band stole their identity.

>>151644973
Yep

>>151673470
And their cute rentboys too ;)

>>151673437
Seek help

>>151673690
then fuck off, rentboy

are noni, ode and havertz all meant to be back at the same-ish time?

>>151673437
Most sane ABA

>>151673906
>ABAs actually support Arsenal and here's why
Grim

>>151673470
Would have loved Drogba at Arsenal, alas he was an annoying twat when played against us.

>>151674249
He would body and bully all our CBs every single game.

>>151673470

This game was insane:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blvpqeNzQrc

Just getting finessed from set pieces

>>151673437
Seek help

Not giving a (You)

>>151674705
Apply your own advice considering you're sucking the cream off of our rival Drogba's big black clipped meaty Cote d'Ivoirian cock all over this thread. You're twerking on it

another stabbing in london lads :/
this shit is making me hesitant to visit the land of big ben this christmas eve

>>151675146
You should be more worried about phone snatchers than being stabbed. The chances of being stabbed are very low.

>>151675146
Hopefully you get stabbed :)

> [James Olley] Arteta on team news ahead of Arsenal v Brighton: "Saliba is out, he won’t be involved in this match. Rice will be available. Calafiori, yes. Martinelli, it looks as well as though he is going to be out. This game will come too early for him. Saka is “going to be fine."

nearly everyone dead

Dani Paellos
Dani Paellos
He eats Paella
He drinks Paella
The boy's a Paella
1 2 3 4

>>151675146
It’s literally every single day bro

>>151675521
>gets stabbed

>>151675528
No more red pls.

>>151675213
my phone doesn't have that many important info desu, no payment cards saved, few pictures, my email is probably already breached at least 10-20 times. it's really nice to use tho, those s23 ultras are really powerhouses. so it would suck, bit less than getting stabbed tho.
>>151675241
no need for this kind of animosity lad.
>>151675422
not very nice that, maybe i'll try to delay it post xmas so all the tourists and all the migrants have discharged most of their repressed lust for blood.
>>151675521
>am already dead inside, i support arsenal

>>151675146
isn't the murder rate in london currently the lowest it's been in like 30 years?

>>151675618
sorry, checked, it's since 2003 when the monthly stats started publishing

>>151675422
Yeah it's always those Saka's doing it!!!!!!!
>>151675618
But that would mean 1 less thing to fearmonger and whine on pol about

American here, soccer is a sport for brown people. Why do Europoors love it so much?

>>151675690
ur mum's for brown people.

>>151675682
kek
>>151675690
brit here, why do you like watching adverts instead of sports?

proper welsh rose spotted at the wrexham-cardiff game

>>151675715
only poorfags cant afford to go to games, I hardly ever watch a sports event with advertisements

>>151675738
how am i meant to shitpost effectively if i'm at games

ur a wnkr m8

>our back up CB is the best centre back in the league
yea this is based

>>151675712
jej

>>151675712
His mum's for Bulgaria? Guess he'll fob her off since Bulgarians are cucks

>>151675737
Corr like at urr

>>151676119
Doesn't that usually happen to people with less game time? If feel like if he had Saliba's spot his "numbers" would lower.
I think Liverpool's backup keeper had a better "record" than Alisson, but that was because he had less games, now he's getting exposed as he is needed when Alisson is out

Do you think Jesus is going to be sold?

>>151681380
he's coming back to score I hope not

>>151681380
last time this happen christianity was invented

>>151681380
It will be difficult to sell Jesus considering he's on £265k/w (2nd highest after Havertz), no other club is going to pay that wage for him especially considering how injury prone he is. Although Berta seems to be a lot stricter than Edu when it comes to underperforming players, even when that's caused by injuries. Tomiyasu had his contract terminated last summer and Zinchenko was sent out on loan for his final year on his Arsenal contract. Unless a Saudi club is willing to take him off our hands, Jesus will probably go out on loan and then leave on a free the following summer.

Our top 4 earners has together played 778 minutes so far this season (PL only).

Man City's top 1 earner has 773 minutes (top 4 - 2 120 min) and Liverpool's top 1 has 803 minutes (top 4 - 2 568 min).

What's sharteta's record against brighton in all comps?

>>151681350
yes but let's not allow common sense get in the way of gasing up our players and making fun of the opposition.
>>151686020
i don't buy those weekly wage figures for ONE second. the journos are just winging it saying havertz on 280-300k and jesus on 260-270k.
i don't think any of them is over 240k(which seems like a minimal difference but when you consider it over the duration of the contract it gets substantial).

>>151686614
https://www.capology.com/club/arsenal/salaries/
These lads even have a little green checkmark for when it is verified data or not. I haven't read their verification process yet so I don't know how certain we can be of the wage.

Very sad to hear Arsenal feel the need to improve the atmosphere when they are top of the league. What does that say about the team? The football? The manager? The crowd can't all be football tourists

>>151686614
No reason not to believe those wage figures. Jesus was signed with the intention of being Arsenal's star striker, so the salary reflects that. And Havertz was already earning £250k/w at Chelsea so Arsenal would have had to at least match that when they signed him. It's also why it annoys me a bit when people in this general seem to simp for Kai so much. He's a good player and he's been unfortunate with injuries, but his performances so far when he was fit certainly didn't warrant him being the highest paid player in the squad.

>>151686515
heh.

>>151686680
I want flares, a whole stand in red and white balaclavas on their feet and a drum deafening everyone for 90 mins.
Welcome to hell you fucking niggers.

>>151686814
Isn’t Haaland like on 700 with bonuses? Salah on 400? I’m worried that it would be the new floor for when players want to renew their contracts. But I guess with having two players in every position then you still have control and can say our max is 280 and we have a replacement should you get uppity. Not like 280 isn’t a lot. Caicedo was earning what 5k at Brighton which to be fair is really below PL market value. But the 100k days I think are gone.

Arteta better not play a strong team tonight.

>>151686577
It's bad

How's Arsenals teenage lads compare to Brightons?

He will play saka, cockeres, rice and eze imo

>>151687334
pls no

Always a good fixture Arsenal Brighton.

>>151687398
Jfc

>>151687398
I’m quite fond on Brighton actually. They’re alright.

>>151619799 (OP)
WOW, there's an assanal eternal thread!
how much trophies these guys have?

>>151673437
Why are anglos like this? At least el ChileANO is straight.

Tony Pulis has been vindicated about set pieces.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx2p90x89pwo

Oh wow, DSL without a VPN!

>>151687484
>how much trophies these guys have?
Over 30.

>>151687508
Poobis redeemed

>>151687484
>much
many*

>>151687520
>>151687531
that less than half pool and utd

>>151687578
Yes overall Arsenal is the 3rd most successful English club.

>>151687484
KEK based chamakh

>>151686676
>>151686814
okay but how did these sites acquire these figures? as far as i know there's no official breakthrough of the wage structure of the club, so it is all dependent on the leaks by x/y/z journalist, and those journos get it from the player agencies.
but isn't it quite possible that the agencies deliberately leak inflated figures to make it sound like their player is earning more? so they can advertise themselves as a superior player agency? so that when the player gets linked with any other club, they can even inflate his wages EVEN MORE?
idk maybe am just trying to cope but thats just my two cents.

>tfw >we could have been on course to another invincible season if the team didn’t choke to Loserpool
:(

>>151688000
>trips
noted.
also that was COMPLETELY on arteta btw, he overestimated liverpool way above their actual abilities.

>>151688000
It was quite a good goal they scored.

>>151688016
yeah, he still has that nasty habit of being overly cautions in certain fixtures.

>>151688000
Checked but it was a great free kick bro don’t worry about that

Looks like the inevitable is back in the menu, boys!

>>151675690
Remember when soccer used to be sport for women, exclusively. Why you niggas keep moving them goalsposts (pun intended), huh?

>>151688144
a 3-1 win for The Arsenal?

>>151688144
based

>>151688215
>conceding
>scoring more than 1
Don't think so, Abdullah.

>>151688215
Anyway, what's your take on this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlgMEFu1PI
Quite the banger, if I may say so.

>>151687988
According to Capology's website

>With Capology's green checkmark, users can trust we've taken additional steps to provide the most accurate data possible and multiple sources have confirmed the information.

>However, we strongly advise that all salaries presented on our website are estimates and do not represent official figures

To get a green checkmark
>A player's wage is "verified" if provided directly by the club or agent, and/or confirmed by +2 sources.

Key takeaway is still that they themselves advise that all salaries are estimates.

>>151688144
Arteta running players to the ground?

>>151688415
If not thy have the scrotum to carry the gunnerwaffen, thy shall be sold

>>151688381
I would think that it should be stated on the club’s financial statements for PSR? Shouldn’t that info be fully disclosed by the Premier League?

>>151688347
pretty random, but it is indeed a decent banger.
wonder if he's still in germany? he used to do sort of "underground raves" in berlin or somewhere, got a big following as well.
big jump from the syrian desert i suppose.

>>151688436
Could explain all the groin injuries, innit.

yeah I suppose you can call me a /Kai Guy/

>>151687596
Nope, having 0 (ZERO) Champions League trophies automatically puts Arsenal below any club that has won at least one.

>>151688447
Should it, tho?
Are the Prem clubs "publicly traded" in any sort as for such information to be openly shared?
The German clubs might, with how structured they are (fans' share), but I don't know much about the inner workings of either.

>>151688453
Felt grooving to it and since I don't think I know any Kuwaiti music it's the second best thing, innit. Maybe Soap Kills or Yemen Blues or TootArd or even Altin Gun, but that's reaching (Germans posing as Turks, lmao) of the ones I stumbled upon.
Drop a tune brother.

>>151688667
WAIT, they're D*tch, L M A O.

If this faggot teta doesn't rest a bunch of players Im gonna lose it

kepa

white - mosquera - hincapie - skelly

norgaard

nwaneri - merino

dowman - trossard - eze

lads, >we will lose this game

but it's alright

don't get all worked up about it

100% loss but don’t care (as long as no one gets injured)

Arteta doing a full rotation minus Eze. Full focus on our run of games coming up in november

>>151689656
>hairyman-anus

>>151689656
White could do with some game time.

>>151689666
Nice.

>>151689666
Do all of youth team look the same?

>>151688667
here's a random cocktail, am not feeling the most up lifted in these harsh times so most of my music tastes reflects that, for the time being.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ_10eMWzg4&list=RDkZ_10eMWzg4&start_radio=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UWP_0yK50&list=RD5RUcXAy5NH0&index=4
these are oud, bit like a sad guitar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZYyEhMhtqY&list=RDVZYyEhMhtqY&index=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RHIECWv728&list=RDVZYyEhMhtqY&index=6
last but not least, the ba'athist party anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgLtcmlok_8&list=RDVgLtcmlok_8&start_radio=1

brighton? don't rate em, bunch of homosexuals, easy win.

who the FUCK is Harryman Anus

>>151689666
>>151689718
your about to find out the hairy way.

>>151689356
i called the correct XI except for the unknown academy lad :D

Hello

>>151689831
Based Wengeresque milk cup squad

>>151689831
this is such a ridicolously strong XI for a league cup 4th round. like this team MOGS chelsea.

tfw squad depth

kek, quite a strong bench tonight.

love me

hairy man anus

If arteta is punting this match then most likely he's gonna rotate similarly (probably keep gyokeres) for the Sparta praha match

How can i hide chat on streamed ?

>>151689987
no way, he and kroenkes want top 8 by all means in ucl.

>>151689831
Why does he hate Eze so much? You just know when Odefraud is fit, Eze is back to riding the bench.

dowman hatty
screencap this

I got a bag of babybells, cheese and onion kettle chips and 4 carlberg export (they had no Stella pint cans)
Living the dream.

The zoomer marches on.

>>151689656
>>Kepa
>Shite
>Mosque
>Handicapie
>Poo-is-Smelly
>Nordfraaud
>Wooly
>Nshit
>Clownman
>Easy-E
>Hairyman-Anus
>Gaya, KWABriel, Sucka, Plywood, Jokeres, Tosser, Cauliflower, Scooby, Price

>>151689673
>November 8th
>November 23rd
Wait a second...

>>151690202
Pretty comfy. Need some meat though. Some salami or a couple slices of prosciutto.

>>151690182
I kinda wanted nwaneri in the central role but it’s alright. We wanted changed so we got them.
I hope white has a good game I love him

>>151689717
Hope today's game lifts your spirits up, la.
Tho, I would not get my hopes up.

>that flag
>"ba'athist party anthem"
Hold on a moment...

>>151690237
Damn I dropped a bollock there. Didn’t think about anything like salami. Thanks I’ll remember that next time

>>151690212
I hate this phenotype

This will be one discombobulated performance. Praying for a win.

I want a set peice goal from that new centre back. He shall give it to me or I will sell him.

>>151690264
nigga we win this one easy as fuck no cap on god. i've got my mango cake to pair it with that sweet win as well and all....

dowman goal pls

WOTEVER THE WEVVER

what does carabao taste like

WILL RUN FROUUUUGHH THA STOONNE

>>151690495
crap red bull

>>151690457
>eating and, especially, drinking this late
How are you waking up in the morning, la?!

>DowGOD doing tings already

Kaka regen

>>151690506
Waking up early mornin is strictly for wagies, which am not.

lest we forget
>ben shite

CAM ON BOIS SCOR SAM FECKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS

>>151690529
Based non wagie

>>151690506
nothing wrong with eating late

>norshaart
thankfully kepa is doing the needful

>>151690529
>which am not
Living the dream.

>>151690563
It goes against the circadian fasting cycle, which, according to some learned men and specialists in their fields, is actually quite beneficial health-wise.

>>151690212
Pull your hair back real quick, wanna see something.

fucking hell
should be losing 2bf

some dodgy defending there

Getting mogged

>MULTIPLE shots on target conceded
>NO GOALS scored yet
GIGA GRIM
Could this shambolic performance be used against Fraudteta forwarding us to his sacking?

>>151690619
Holy lmao.

fun game so far

Potato feet thank fuck for that

>>151690652
We don’t usually wake up until the 60th minute

Norgaard has been tragic so far.

I don’t like that the first team players are on the bench. The bench should be the u21 team, fuck this pointless competition

Dowman is a foul magnet. Hope his ankles hold up

looking like absolute shite but to be expected, should be down one or two nil already.

that kadioglu lad on brighton's right wing, we were linked with him right?

there's a kid yelling "ahhsenal" next to a mic, it's like maria's been reborn

Grim stuff

What's an arsbri?

CAM ON ARSUL
CAM ON ARSUL

>>151690778
kek these have been absolutely brootal, the one before about winning one outta last 5 games versus brightion and hoveeess albionees is even more tragic.

need an Eze, Dowman and Nwaneri goal pls

Mosquito

miles getting mogged

shot on goal pls ;_;

>Matiland-Niles
>Lewis-Skelly
>Harriman-Anous
>Butler-Oyedeji
Why do our academy black players have surnames like this

>>151690933
broken families

I've seen milk turn faster than Merino

okay, that was decent from ben shite, i'll give him that.

>>151690933
sounds like a tory MP

>>151690882
He’s struggling man sharteta is ruthless he will sub him at halftime

>>151690933
Every academy team across the country is like this. Mix of wogs with absent fathers, and chavs that think merging their surnames makes them sound posh.

Nwaneri seems too timid to make it. He just don’t got that dog in him

>>151690992
Yeah I don't see him doing anything. One of those players that will end up at Fulham or Palace.

yellow cards for Arsenal’s opposition, status never

nwaneri,norgaard and miles having a stinker.

i really dont like this norgaard guy

>

Is that a shot on target?

got this nagging feeling hincapie is gonna end up scoring.

>>151690992
He's been neutered to stop shooting looters like he did last season

zzzzzzzzz

fucking hell did ethan really end his purple patch before he turned 18

My streams fucking dead fuck off im going to get more beers fucking nigger

The positive part?
It goes straight to pens.

>PL relinquished all footie rights in russia because of the war
>now all games are openly streamed on vk with amateur commentators
>they keep reading donations from boomers telling their girlfriends they love them and shit
fascinating

>>151691171
link stream

Brightons coach is such a wanker

Of course everyone is scoring apart from the Arsenal game. Just fast forward to a 1-0 either way.

>>151691192
you'd need a vk account to watch sorry sweden

>perfectly time my workout to get home in time for the game
>fucking water problem spent 30 minutes working on before I gave up and took out the battery

>fans leaving en mass
can't even blame them

>>151691223
u havent missed anything dull match so far

>>151691171
kek.

>>151690657
crap game now

Beating the mighty Palace isn't for everyone.

Nwaneri playing like a make-a-wish kid

>>151691306
i don't even know how he turned to shit so fast.

wowman? more like woman

zoomer's been decent, miles is sus defensively but good going forward, the rest were shite

I swear I'm awake

>>151691319
Lack of regular game time, innit.

>>151691353
i believe he's been woeful in training therefore he's not getting game time, rather the other way around.

>>151691319
They’re all struggling and a bit disjointed. Max looks good though. He might sub skelly and that striker off.
Not a boring game though for the neutral.

nwaneri unable to cope with being yesterday's news since dowman

>>151691424
i geniuniely belive this is it.

>>151691315
Glorious. Fuck victimpool

>>151691418
yea that numero 71 barely touched the ball, but max is really good i think.
mayhaps we should've cashed in on nwaneringz when chelsea came knockin with a cool 60 mil.

>>151691468
>>151691468
>>151691468
new

The positive thing is that Brighton can only create chances when we needlessly give the ball away in the build up. The negative thing is that we give the ball away in the build up way to often.

>>151691467
60mil fackin hell lad

>>151691171
kino