Thread 151620662

>Bundesliga
>Sunday 17:30
Stuttgart - Mainz

>DFB-Pokal
>Tuesday 18:30
Heidenheim - HSV
Hertha - Elversberg
Frankfurt - Dortmund (ZDF)
Wolfsburg - Kiel
>Tuesday 20:45
Cottbus - Leipzig
M'Gladbach - Karlsruhe
Augsburg - Bochum
St. Pauli - Hoffenheim
>Wednesday 18:00
Illertissen - Magdeburg
Fürth - K'lautern
Paderborn - Leverkusen
Mainz - Stuttgart
>Wednesday 20:45
Union - Bielefeld
Darmstadt - Schalke
Düsseldorf - Freiburg
Köln - Bayern (ARD)

proper new ist hier du dummkopf >>151616333

Anime

>>151620662 (OP)
Wann spielt Brewomen im pokal?

>>151620662 (OP)
Cringe thread, kys and saged

>>151620662 (OP)
I dont appreciate how "dark" Bundesliga teams are

>>151620831
We are living in dark times

HOW MANY FOR OUR BOY HOLLERCHAD????

notfall again award

>Seit wenigen Minuten herrscht im Stadion ziemliche Ruhe. Noch ist nicht bekannt, ob es einen Zwischenfall auf den Rängen gegeben hat.
you love to see it
>ehm das gabs schon immer!!!
lel ok

>>151621728
cite a source that it didnt happen always years ago?
the fans are simply more sensible now and dont continue to sing their cavemen chants

SICHER UND EFFEKTIV

let hollerchad shoot you selfish bastard

Amiri is fine too #projectCUM

I wanna see us in a penalty shootout, we've got some pretty great standard takers
bar the kimmchi corners

CHRIST

>>151620662 (OP)
Der Typ ist wirklich nicht vorteilhaft gealtert.
Aber gut, ich schätze, ÖRR stellt halt was mit dir an.

>>151622741
Was denn so?

>another Hollerbitch no show
shocking

he played a very good game tho, covered the most distance on the pitch and created lots of spaces

UNDAV

>pressing machine Hollerchad off
>keeper can ungestört play a ball over 70m

>>151621728
safe and effective

>turn on buttgart to watch my tipp being ruined 90+6 live and in color
>wymyn co commentator
fuck off
this sport is so fucking finished

re undav btw
>Wie BILD erfuhr, soll der türkische Nationalspieler Fener-Star Ismail (28 Länderspiele) Undav rassistisch beleidigt haben, woraufhin sich der Stuttgarter mit Worten und Gesten gewehrt hatte. Hintergrund: Als Kurde war Undav in Istanbul vielen Schmähungen und Provokationen ausgesetzt. Bereits beim Aufwärmen wurde er mit dem Wolfsgruß begrüßt
>Auf Social Media ging der Wahnsinn um Undav dann erst so richtig los. Unter seinem letzten Beitrag auf Instagram wurden bis Samstagmittag rund 88 000 Kommentare geschrieben – und damit fast 200 Mal so viele wie sonst üblich!
>Kurios: Undav profitiert sogar vom Wirbel, seine Followerzahl auf Instagram ist in den vergangenen drei Tagen von 300 000 auf knapp 440 000 Follower in die Höhe geschnellt.

muzzies are so hilariously retarded holy shit

>’miri
over

>>151625525
his fifth already?

>sign locker room cancer Hollerbitch
>play worst Hinrunde in decades
lol

dominated the tippspiel and got the tagessieg
lets gooo

Doppebelastung & Holler missed nearly everything injured

151625548
>3 goals
>3 penalties
kwab

>Klose on Sportschau
LOL this little beta bitch is the most pathetic figure in German football history. You have to be extremely mentally ill to hire a coach like that. WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?

151625580
>locker room cancer
source: MelodyMondlicht

>>151625677
my nigga needs to start in the Regionalliga and maloch his way up
where it all began for him as a player too

>>151625904
he already did that tho and he absolutely sucked anywhere outside of Bayern II

>>151625904
No. Klose is a Kreisliga kind of man. He belongs in Duisburg-Marxloh, that's his level. When you consider his charm level he shouldn't even be allowed to coach an u15 boys team (that would still beat the world champions of Frauenfussball lol)

>>151628704
for me it's India Hamburg

Führich motm

>>151629991
and nur törken

beer

>>151630603
Northern Indians look like this

>>151631190
no we dont. we are way lighter

>>151625118
Bro social media is made by the fucking devil

>>151620662 (OP)
>Heidenheim - HSV
HSV
>Hertha - Elversberg
BSC
>Frankfurt - Dortmund (ZDF)
CHADMUND
>Wolfsburg - Kiel
HOLZBEIN
>Cottbus - Leipzig
BVLLZ
>M'Gladbach - Karlsruhe
KSC
>Augsburg - Bochum
WAF
>St. Pauli - Hoffenheim
HOFFENHEIM
>Illertissen - Magdeburg
ILLERTISSEN
>Fürth - K'lautern
FCK
>Paderborn - Leverkusen
B00
>Mainz - Stuttgart
VFB
>Union - Bielefeld
HUHNION
>Darmstadt - Schalke
DARMCHUDS
>Düsseldorf - Freiburg
FREIBURG
>Köln - Bayern (ARD)
EFFZEH

Müllel about to yabadabadoo the yanks tonight

>>151637243
>best of 3
utter woke nonsence

can't find any streams:((

>>151638721
https://superstreamer.online/major-league-soccer-vancouver-whitecaps-vs-dallas/

>>151638759
thanks a lot man, this is some good image quality

>>151638860
euro sports piracy never left the SD era
idk MLS streams are usually like that

>>151638915
the chat noise is pissing me off lmao

this black guy should scored 3 already

aye
Müller's passes are like pealrs for swine in this team

they're so wasteful wtf

MÜLLER

they love him there

GuMo

coffee

>>151646012
Going to Freilaßing heute

Aber Jz 1 stiegl mit 3 weißwürste und den kaffee

the plot thickens...

>>151646794
Negerliebhaber

>>151646794
that is fake and you are mentally ill

I'm german now

Berchteschads rise up!!

>>151647169
mein brüder

Any unironic Bayern fans here?
Or just me?

>>151647544
Hört auf den Scheiß zu schauen, meine Fresse seid ihr alle dumm.

>>151646794
AWWWWW HELLLL NAH

>>151647276
Holy based jt!!!

>>151647544
It's the only way to follow Thomas Müller's MLS career

>>151646794
just fact checked it and its real..

is Woltebitch going to be the next footballer coming out as gay?

>>151647984
he basically already came out as gay by announcing that he made his friend move in with him in England

>>151647731
Someone shop jts hairline on woltechad

>>151648091
KEK

>>151648256
Honestly looks chad af

>>151648276
yeah besides the catastrophic hair..

country so poor they can only afford basic bitch cuts?

>>151648300
Nah the hair is looking spicy af

>>151648313
was* , I can imagine it only got worse since that image xD

>>151648521
so you can finally get a gf now that you have a full head of hair?

>>151649141
Yes! One Gwinn gf pls

>>151649170
maybe someone more in your league?

>>151649398
Bertha aus Anif, 31 yo tattooed Kassa*in (female) at the local lidl who is missing a tooth and smokes like a chimney maybe mmmmm

>>151649398
I don't think hes into grannies

>monday
>late october
>21:00 KO
why is this tolerable to the spanish fan and send the german fan into flying fits of rage?

Unironically WRONG

>tuesday is ok
>wednesday is ok
>thursday is ok
>friday is ok
>monday is not

delusional Waf

I hate the blundershitga I hate the blundershitga I HATE the blundershitga

>@Plettigoal: Tim #Lemperle scores his third goal of the Bundesliga season in a 3:1 home win against Heidenheim.
>
>Julian Nagelsmann are closely monitoring the 23 y/o striker, whose big goal is to take part in the 2026 World Cup.

>>151650854
Einfach Kvlt

>>151651404
>don't even show a pic of the handball
imagine being as cucked as HaberSpor1

>Momentan sieht es so aus als würden Niklas Süle und auch Emre Can, die beide auslaufende Verträge haben, nicht bei den Schwarzgelben verlängern.
Welcome to _?

>>151651843
Can should go back to Leverkusen
Süle needs a change of scenery, maybe Serie A suits him better than Hummels??

>>151652842
(c)an would be a eberl masterclass desu

At the age when Wirtz won the double with Leverkusen, Woltemade was playing on loan in the German third tier for a season.

It is unclear how well he will perform in the Champions League. He has not played in the competition because Stuttgart did not include him in their squad for it last season. He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld.

He is a player with virtually no track record. At the European Under-21 Championship this summer, he was the top scorer – one of the oldest players in one of the oldest teams. The best footballers, such as Lamine Yamal, Bellingham, Jamal Musiala and Wirtz, do not take part in such tournaments having long since outgrown the level.

Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.

But he has not yet developed any consistency or patterns – not in his first touch, not in his combination play, not in his timing on headers, not in his shooting. His goals are not the logical consequence of excellent actions and skills. His excellence is not repeatable. And he still has to prove that he can last 50 games in a season, because he is tall but not robust.

The €85m (£73.5m) that Newcastle are paying for Woltemade is therefore a gamble. For the player, the new contract is a once-in-a-lifetime project. He wanted to go to Bayern Munich, and when someone else paid the asking price, he went there. The owners from Saudi Arabia and the club’s management are new to the business. In a gold rush atmosphere, mistakes are made and miracles are believed in.

>>151653519
that fancy flick up achieved nothing lol

151651414
>Julian Nagelsmann are closely monitoring
new low for pletti

also I guarantee that the Unterschichtler Lemperlel will never ever make an appearance for the German national team

feel free to screenshot

>>151653736
you're not tired of taking L after L?

Lemperchad x Hollerchad will bring the cup home

bremen

>>151653875
when will they play in the cup? I've been desperately looking for their fixture but had no success so far

lol HIV mong it's so cute how you keep parroting my insults even when they do not make any sense when applied to me. glad to see I continue living rent free in your little mongo brain

>bremtard and a british flag posting at the same time
lmaoooo youre so retarded man, you're not even trying

schizo

>British flag randomly attacks HSV
yeah yeah try harder

herpes sportsverein

>>151654322
based

HAHAHAHAHA you're such a depp

seething & pathetic

the pathetic part is your low iq proxy usage <3

>still copying me
lol

what's there to copy you retard

GuMo

>>151665833
Gluten Morgen mein deutscher freundin

>Was an Super-Karl optisch auffällt: Er ist mit einer Körpergröße von 1,68 Metern der kleinste Spieler im Kader

Hahahaha

Ich dachte Super-Karl ist er erst, wenner 'n Pilz frisst.

he looks shorter than 168. seems more like 160 to me desu

True

are you ready for the El Mala vs Lenny K showdown tomorrow?

aura

who knew this???

>Die Regelhüter des International Football Association Board (Ifab) diskutieren eine Reform der Abseitsregel
>Ein Angreifer dürfte im Moment der Ballabgabe mit einem Großteil seines Körpers jenseits der imaginären Abseitslinie stehen – und hätte den kürzeren Weg zum Tor als der Verteidiger, ohne dass der Schiri abpfeift.

>>151671651
aura

>>151671671
Wir Sind so rück

>>151671654
yes, we need to make pacey players even better

Which Fußball Bundesliga team would be ideal for me?
> Team founded in 2002 or later
> Team with a stadium built in 2002 or later
> Team founded in what is now unified Germany
> I hate all teams founded before 2002
> Team with a majority of players under 20

>>151671877
BASIERT

>>151671905
RB Leipzig

>>151672115
Reasons why RB Leipzig would be my ideal team in Germany?

>>151671905
Fc Bayern Munich

>>151670819
is he running to his bf or why has he it so eilig?

>>151671651
>pride
they're really planning his coming out huh?

>>151672380
>why has he it so

>>151672488
warum (why) hat (has) er (he) es (it) so (so) eilig (eilig)?

nothing wrong with that sentence you mongo

>>151649411
>Der Sender „Habertürk“ berichtete nun unter Berufung auf Justizkreise, dass auch gegen Vereine und Spieler ermittelt werde. Demzufolge sind 3.700 Spieler im Visier der Justiz. Es wurde ein Disziplinarverfahren eingeleitet, zudem nahm die Istanbuler Staatsanwaltschaft Ermittlungen auf.

>>151672380
Back to /deutsch/ or Kotichan you go "Bernd".

Ach du Kacke!

>>151649411
>>151672582
Okay jetzt kann ich auch verstehen, warum die Clubs in den letzten Monaten so sauer auf die Refs waren. Das ist krass.

>>151672147
Because it checks all of your criteria

>Denn: Wie englische Medien, darunter der Daily Express und der Mirror, berichten, beschäftigt sich Manchester United intensiv mit dem jüngeren Bruder von Real-Star Jude. Sogar ein Wechsel im Winter ist demnach möglich, zumindest, wenn es nach den Red Devils geht.
Kehl can't keep getting away with it

>>151672791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4oPXHWrqVI

Predictions?
>>151672928
That will be 80mil +

>Denn: Wie Florian Plettenberg berichtet haben die Schwarzgelben einen jungen Linksverteidiger aus Brasilien auf der Liste. Die Rede ist von Caua Prates, dem 17-jährigen Abwehrspieler von Cruzeiro aus Belo Horizonte. Er wird auf jeden Fall schon vom BVB beobachtet und die Dortmunder rechnen sich Chancen auf eine Verpflichtung aus, wohlwissend, dass der Spieler auch bei vielen anderen Klubs auf der Liste steht.
Will they ever learn?

>>151672940
Bvb wins bei drei
Wolfsmountain
Heidenchads
11ersperg
Fürstkarlsruhe
Leipzchads
Augschads
Hoppelheim

>>151672950
Considering they plan this despite having Couto in the squad, apparently not.

>>151672940
see here >>151633470

>>151672928
ManU loves being downwind from BVB

>>151672940
Looks like it's the night of the away teams.

*moves*

Time to eat the gummibärchen

>>151673489
And nicotine pouch (germcucks could never — it`s b& in goymany xD)

smoke a fag like a man you pussy

how many for Otto Emerson?

no gänsebeinli

Heute werden Bienchen gefickt

>smoke fags
That's literally gay

Anywho, finally I get to watch the bundes on the tele. Getting ready for some bvb kino

HEIDENKEKS TODAY IS FIANLLY REVENGE FOR SMALLSERVICE +10

Wenn du Bienchen ficken willst, sagt das mehr über dich und dein beschnittenes Babyschwänzchen aus als über die Bienchen.

Fritzi = g0l

>>151671905
Those are some fucking stupid criteria desu

>>151673116
Agreed

>Come home from work
>rent enhightment in the letterbox
players for this feel?

>>151672940
How come 2. Bundesliga teams don't get a home game against 1. Bundesliga teams

>>151673990
>enhightment
That's not a word also joe skelly/luca nutz

>>151673990
as a landlord, getting a pay rise feels pretty good

>Svenja Blonski
>no varsinso
OH LAWD

>>151674083
Why?

only home go we not

>>151674099
they need to make sure they get rid of all the 5th division losers before making var mandatory.

You don't want var stuff in the homestadium of FC Traktor Scheisenhütten

>Zunullweiner starting
bravo!

>>151674117
hertha have such a kino anthem

>>151674142
Oh you translated it directly kek

>schimmel
looooool

>>151674196
lil bro is even too much of a pussy to smoke a cig LOOOOL

Knauff is based

>be burkhardt
>Breathe
>Get injured

>Burki dead

Oh boy

>>151674245
>>151674241
LEMPERCHADS!!!!!!

HOLD MEEEEEEE

>Johnny B
Another 3 months injured

B00 has my tier hair and boy is like 22

>>151674276
I thought you went to Turkey, unc

>>151674211
KWABSEL

HA HO HE

>>151674304
How about you and me tool around the parking lot in my aerostar?

Hertha so lucky, kek

>>151674398
Ernst should go the WM in this form

Ach Mann BVB

BVB braucht dringend eben so ein Reality-check.
Nur weil sie unlängst ein paar Spiele in Reihenfolge gewonnen haben, glauben die jetzt dass sie heißer Scheiß sind. Es muss sich in Dortmund dringend strukturell was ändern, und dazu braucht es solche Niederlangen.

>i need to become addicted to something else to end my other addiction
do addictards really?

>>151674505
Hey bro where you at?

>hertha have some 16yo twink named squirrel
Lell

>>151674505
Hört sich an wie transfermarkt.de zitat lol

>>151674571
Yes, that's actually pretty common.

OFFSIDE

Klar offsides, riggi

dortmund braucht dringend eine niederlage und übrigends lieb ich schwänze

buschi is so fucking senile and retarded lmao

h0b ich 1 brandt

Wenn es einen VAR gegeben hätte, wäre das Abseits gewesen.

So ist das "gleiche Höhe".

>>151674845
tja

>>151674845
>>151674854
Die "Seele" ist ein Borusse.

Frankfurt chads how we feeling?

>+80 mio for a shitter because he is the brother of some other shitter who is even overvalued more
I think that might be it for me, lads. fuck nowadays footy tb desu

>>151674913
wir sind verloren

Is Knauff the only Frankfurt player?

Vuskovic is insanely confident
I kneel to /croatiantalents/
Wouldn't mind a croatian in this very uninspired HSV midfield

>troons are SGE fans
i might doch root for cuckkmund

>>151675171
He was always more highly rated compared to his brother

Doan is surprisingly good. Dortmund were stupid not to sign him. Bayern has Olise and Karl on the same position so it would not have made sense

I would bet 500€ that Doan will be sold to England next season for at least 70m

>needing refball to beat 10 men Heidenheim
lol

>>151675171
vusko is the best defender in this league

please win BVB

Benuldies?

see you chuddies in the 8tel finale

>>151672970
Wrong on every match award

Based Süle HEEMING twink Uzun
>>151675370
Extratime

>>151675395
look at mine :)))))))

>m00 0 minutes again award
please sack this bald cheese head already

Finna visit linz am morgen anyone have recommendaciones

>>151675467
yeah, kys

>>151675469
pwned him

brown is weltklasse

>Zitterer
Top kek
Imagine going from Trapp to this and Shartubolu

Shouldn't there have also been tomball at some point today?

>>151675469
No

WOOOOOHOOOOOOO

döp döp

>>151675469
das keck

you will be supporting our Mädels in 10 mins, right anon?

today is one of the few days every season where i am rooting for hoffenheim

>ösi cup on
>shartgod is @ home watching the blundershitga

ahahah

>jonny bitch
KWABUTZI

BAKA SENPAI

Clearly onside riggix2

>>151675741
>DENIED

Ossichuds getting dabbed on by Bakayoko

>>151675467
BW linz cup game

>dorkmund not being able to compete to a team who lost 5:1 to lolverpool which happens to be winless in national competition for 5 matches in a row
FlortZbros?

BENULDIES :DDD

>>151675813
>00p0ting a high win by the arbeitssieg hufschmied

Why is the commentator acting like anyone gives a shit about the Frauen-Nationalmannschaft lol

Does anyone actually rate Zetterer?

>>151675856
fresse moid
your worthless cup game is a wundes waiting room

>>151675856
Uhm it looks like they are playing in a full house, chud

giraffi verschist 100%

>>151675835
Cl is their competition, I've been told by /bundes/ 00perts for multiple years in a row.
they even manage to shove this meme into national news formats when those say things like "nobody is competitive to europe but b00n, and maybe dormund which happen to reach half- and finals but to lose those in a very dorkmund kind of way

>>151675867
I do rate him, 4.5/10

>>151675856
we care chuddie

>>151675890
Chadmund literall performed better than b00n in europe these past few years

>>151675856
i don't but plenty do

Türken schould not be allowed to play for german teams. they are a disgrace

SHAMEFUR

boink

Hoeneß-Gedächtnisschuss

Ching chang chong

Huandoan

>>151675966
meds

>Doan
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

NNECHER CHRIST IS KING

Felix ist ein stabiler Deutscher

KOBEL HÄÄÄÄÄLHT KOBEL HÄÄLT

are asians even worse than blacks at penalties?

>>151633470
>>Heidenheim - HSV
>HSV
>>Hertha - Elversberg
>BSC
>>Frankfurt - Dortmund (ZDF)
>CHADMUND
>>Wolfsburg - Kiel
>HOLZBEIN

4 VON 4 IHR WIXXER

UNDISPUTED BUNDES 00PERT

what
why are they showing womens sports
where are the other 4 games

the great devil wins again

Kobel ist wirklich eine Maschine

>Crackfurt
KWABUTZI
>>151675928
Not really

>>151676033
Claudia Neumann seems like a blessing compared to the Frankfurt lauch.

Mit dem Angriff Ciğercis wird das wieder in Ordnung kommen.

>>151676049
b00ns last final was in the Obama era

>>151676030
I cnat believe I am reading this. You JUST had 120 and something minutes of men's sports. When is it enough for you chudies huh?

>>151676049
>gruppenphase
KWAB

>>151676049
impressive, very nice
now show the teams they lost to

Stolz auf die Truppe! Dortmund halt mit einem zusätzlichen Spieler in schwarz, da kann man nix machen

>>151675856
because they want to push foidball as hard as possible…that guy nearly cried because they couldnt air it on kickoff
Call me a schizo but they purposely oush this bullshit as hard as possible till it sticks. If you tell 100 people for a year straight that foidball is awesome and that its rising and everybody watches it then at the end of the year 5 of 100 will start to tune in and so it goes on and on. Its a simple tactic just tell a person something over and over and eventually that person will start to believe it.
>captcha GAAYHV

>>151676132
As always when >we play them

SCHOKOELFE!!!

>>151676069
>Obama was president in 2020

>>151676158
Pics?

>>151676161
>please take my covid cl seriously
bok bok bok

HOLTMANN!!!! JA MAN

What does he do?

>Autschburg
We will not stay up like this
>>151676161
>replying to HIVtard

>>151676177
I'm on my phone. She scored the 1-1.

>>151676236
>we

>>151675856
Bundes meetup at the rb Salzburg gayme Thursday?

>>151676020
Bvb drawed retard

>>151676273
Baumchud is on fire!! meanwhile höler..

>>151676154
That's true but what will it take for them to admit that the level of Frauenfußball is lower tier than men's Kreisliga-Fußball or 13-14 year old boys football?

>Ex-Nationaltorwart Eike Pimmel on RTL2 "ARMES DEUTSCHLAND"
kek but it's still more entertaining than Frauenfußball

>>151676425
>beeing mad @ things no 1 ever said

>>151676520
who is this even and why do I keep seeing this on pol?

added to the list of pathetic no shows by our Wunder-Maxi

NOTFALLEINSATZ AGAIN AWARD
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

SCHLEUSENER

>>151676425
Nothing. They will eventually start to believe that it is actually good football. Give someone slop for food every single day and one day he will say its the best food ever. On top of that most of those that watch havent played football themselves or watch a lot of it so they dont even have a comparison. They dont know that „proffesional“ women teams are beaten all the time by 14 year olds or some bauernmannschaften in the pre season. Its completely retarded.

>>151676795
professional

>36 yo
>khv
>iq 89
>Turboschizo
Realistically is there a chance for me to learn German well or is it über?

>>151672582
Schvrkentvrken

WAFsisters.. maybe a kultiger spruch from the sidelines will give our lads a push..

sacked in the morning

wagner RAUS

>>151677183
delusional

>>151677183
The only coach in Bundes that isn't a coward sissy. Let's not act like Augsburg should be even playing in Bundesliga

>fauli getting rigged
sigma

>Touré flankt ins Zentrum, wo Sands mit dem angelegten Arm blockt. Es gibt Handelfmeter - eine krasse Fehlentscheidung.
Reffiechads keep winning

St. Fauli and Hoppenheim should be both in the Regionalliga

ST FRAUDI SISSIES???

>>151677520
That plus the pen in Heidenheim game...what no VAR does to you

Manchmal muss man sich einfach eingestehen dass Politik keinen Sport gewinnt hahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Great day for HAMBURG (most beautiful city of the world by the way)

>>151677573
that was a clear foul chudler

o heck no

WOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

PAULIBROS

BENULTIES :D

St Pauli should rearrange the letters of their name and henceforth be called Plautsi

Baumann will decide ut, Fauli have ko Vasijl this time

>Kramaric
FFS

TREECHAD

based Bumman

baumann got some weak ass wrists

kwab

>Hodenleim
kwab

based St. Pauli

>>151677714
more like Staupli

HAHAHAHA

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
>>151677564
Thats St. PauliCHADS for you, bitch

>

>>151677928
Germany

>>151677935
Couldn't have guessed. #Stadionbild

>>151677928
fucking kek
also imagine being a fan of this disgusting club (st. P.uli)

>>151677944
pretty based mix of nationalities in my book. nothing wrong with having a footy team like that

stell dir vor du gehst zu deinem verein ins stadion und die kinder tragen keine mützen mit dem wappen oder farben deines vereins sondern die farben einer politischen bewegung … verrückte welt ^^

>HSV advances thx to refball (pen + red card) vs 2nd weakest BuLi team
>Pauli advances despite reffies taking bribes from Hopp
Levels to this tbqh

stell dir vor ne bunte mütze zu tragen steht nicht im kontrast damit dein wappen zu tragen, wirklich verrückt

>>151677630
Indeed ;)

>>151677928
insane. can't wait for Moslemabschaum to get what they deserve

>>151678017
did this make you advance a round further??

>nur ne bunte mütze
warum sind es dann immer die gleichen Farben?

>>151678086
Yea despite refball >we advanced

I expected more from Wagner

>>151678017
the chad rigger vs the virgin benachteiligter

>>151678566
Except you can switch chad and virgin in this case

>>151678645
no no, das ist schon richtig so

GuMo

>>151684788
MoGu

MoGaDiSchu

>Wie Sky Sport berichtet, gibt es bereits jetzt Interesse aus der ersten Liga. Ausgerechnet Schalkes Rivale aus Dortmund soll El-Faouzi beobachten
Still claiming that Buyern are the bad guys btw

GuMo
>>151678851
Hm nö

>>151685129
Rühl-Hamers the evil witch of numbers would sell

>>151685129
el-faouzi ist uniron der beste spieler der 2.
nur für >20mio gehen lassen

Are the women's national team YouTube videos views botted?
I didn't even know they were playing and yet they have more views than fucking DFB Pokal games, which is hilarious

>more people are interested in watching the highlights of the women’s nations league quarter finals return leg vs France than Wolfsburg - Kiel, Augsburg - Bochum or Cottbus - Leipzig
absolutely shocking!
surely a huge conspiracy

>>151685553
frankfurt bvb has triple the views. The point is that pauli vs hoffenheim does not create interest outside their own towns while big bundes do as well as national teams.

>>151678645
Opfer-Mentalität is ingrained in these faggots

>>151685553
long answer: national team simply targets a bigger audience. who goes to yt and looks for the highlights of the St. Pauli vs. Hoffenheim match unless he's either St Pauli or Hoffenheim fan in which case he also doesn't do because her probably saw the entire game either way.

short answer: tbe tom is too powerful

>>151676607
Here's another Notfalleinsatz for your collection:

>>Der souveräne Einzug ins Achtelfinale wird von einem Todesfall am Rande des Spiels überschattet. Auf dem Weg ins Stadion war ein Leipzig-Anhänger am Gästeeingang kollabiert und später im Krankenhaus verstorben.

>>151685968
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
they said

>>151686008
Well, it is effective, isn't it?

>>151685553
YouTube put that video on top of the "Sports" tab the second it was uploaded.

>Der Mindestlohn in Deutschland steigt – wie geplant – zum 1. Januar 2026 auf 13,90 Euro pro Stunde. Ein Jahr später folgt die nächste Erhöhung auf 14,60 Euro

Ah yes another nail in the coffin of Germany

Damn linz has a lot of muzzies - SAD!

>>151685553
Based newpipe Chad
>>151685817
how is gwinni so totes cute and adorbz?

sharty gib a ruh

>>151685968
this was literally the einsatz i was posting about

>„Wie sehr ich verunsichert bin?“, wiederholte Sandro Wagner nach dem 0:1 gegen den VfL die an ihn gerichtete Frage in der Pressekonferenz und antwortete dann: „Ich hoffe, dass Sie es mir jetzt nicht arrogant auslegen. Aber ich bin total überzeugt von unseren Spielern. Und wenn ich das nicht wäre, hätte ich, glaube ich, eine Verunsicherung. Aber ich bin nicht verunsichert – null Komma null.“

they are going down aren't they?

>>151687128
>throwing away a once in a life 00perience @ the world cup for fucking eyecastle

>>151686503
You think, you are joking, but imagine the biggest retard possible:
We got a significant number of his kind in Germany. There is no chance in hell any private company in the world is ever going to pay him that.
Which means, he'll stay in Grundsicherung for the foreseeable future, eventually crashing this country.

how many for hofchad?

>>151687997
>but imagine the biggest retard possible:
>We got a significant number of his kind in Germany
I feel so seen. This is literally me but I'm in little germany , germanychen if you will

>>151686503
why? everybody that owns less than minimum pay get aufstocker geld. Higher wages save the state direct money.

>>151686503
MiLo is good, you brainlet. Keeps the distance between wagies and bürgies. Should be 20 desu. Maybe this would get some Ronnies to wörk.

>>151688441
never happened anytime minimum wage was introduced or significantly highered. I remember the doomsday scenarios some suits were painting in 2015.

>>151688462
Maybe it's different on Germany but in the Us it do be like dat but also member i didn't said that there would be no hiring just leß

>Wie die Sport Bild berichtet, soll der deutsche Rekordmeister Olise nämlich ein sehr üppiges Handgeld gezahlt haben. Auf rund zehn Millionen Euro habe sich diese "Signing Fee" belaufen, heißt es.
>Zusammen mit der Ablösesumme in Höhe von bis zu 59 Millionen Euro, die Bayern an Crystal Palace überwies, kostet der Olise-Transfer also voraussichtlich um die 70 Millionen Euro. Mit rund 13,5 Millionen Euro jährlich soll der 23-Jährige zudem ein saftiges Gehalt beziehen.
I wonder what PL club will bid 130-150m next year, it's inevitable

>>151688398
>>151688441
>>151688473

time for comfyrenz

The corpo cock gobbling Knecht-mindset of some people on here is the only thing more abhorrent than the hollermade larp

>first set of matches start at 18:30 yesterday but 18:00 today
huh?

DÄ SCHAKKES

>>151688572
Oskar Lafontaine not looking good desu

when plays Bremen?

SKYTTÄ

loveservant cooked

151688722
obsessed & rent free

>>151688799
tigginator effect

>>151688807
kwab

>bench Shitgges
>suddenly dominant
yes, it’s literally that easy

why the fuck is the dfb pokal not on free tv? what the fuck?
I have iptv from eastern europe so I can still watch it no problem but it still pisses me off these games aren't on ZDF/ARD

151688959
his aura is all over the stadium

>>151688965
As always, money.

>>151688965
Köln vs Bayern will be on ARD in 2 hours

>>151688572
I look and talk like this

Based Kohr HEEMING Stuttgart twinks

Stuttgart and Mainz literally played each other 3 days ago in the liga
why is this allowed?

no Hollerchad no party
simple as

locker room cancer Hollerbitch quite literally killed the Mainzelmännchen

Crazy how bad Leverkusen has become

nah that were the 7 /bundes/ no shows by the asswiper

Sometimes I think the Woltemade vs Hollerbach vs Weiper posters are the same guy

I need köln to win today

based Viper has been pretty poor so far this season, yes, but that has no bearing on team performance as he’s a likeable lad (very much unlike that disgustingly low iq mong Hollerbitch)

>>151689208
It's all you

>>151689208
then ur retarded af my guy

>>151689261
>t. same guy

>>151689225
Hollerchad is a high iq mathematic genuis as proven in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntegEhMl6mg

>>151688414
>>151688434
People that get Mindestlohn will just lose even more Kaufkraft because most of the "plus" gets eaten up by taxes but yet everything will get more expensive again especially in the gastronomy or the Bäcker for example so Mindestlohners will be able to afford less than before. It's cruel lol

>>151689208
90% of the posts are two people
hiv fag hates Woltemade and Weiper and loves Hollerbach
the other guy (is it the bremen fag?) likes Woltemade

paderiggi

>fatze
kwubbel

>>151689425
offside

>>151689340
it doesn't matter as long as in the end everyone makes the same money
haven't you read the communist manifesto?

not a red...

Grimaldini... I kneel

>>151689409
>t bundes det0tive

did Hollerchad dye his hair?

>paderborn
What a dumb red card

>>151689477
it was a yellow

>>151689409
when you see someone shilling a fraud on here, its always bremenanon from berlin

will the schickeria protest wednesday games?

scheiß Afghane uezs

PADA
BORN

TIGGINATOR EFFECT

PAAAADABON PADAAAABORN EINE STADT

lol the sky commentator sounds really pissed off that they scored

>>151689729
Amiri ofc

wtf is Negerkusen doing

>>151689766
Hübi is Chadmiris coach at the dfb now lol

schalke brudis wie fühlen wir??
darmstadt auswärts isn brett....

>>151689766
>schon alleine wegen der Hautfarbe von dessen Ehefrau
kek who doesn't hate afghans? even negers do

>>151689766
Whats with German athletes and brown GFs/wives?

>>151689839
theyre all racists

>>151689858
Pokal is the best and mos soulful competition in the country
Kompany got it right

>>151689859
wtf is that Mike from Mayor of Kingstown but like 20 years ago? The only top tier show that is being aired right now

>>151689858
Ey Malla is gonna show b00n some levels tonite

HJULMAND RAUS

TIGGIII

MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL

MICHEL

AHAHAHAHAHAH

neu

>>151616333

>>151689340
these people currently have no kaufkraft. They have 2400€ brutto for afull-time job. That's nothing.

>>151689773
Someone should update this for next bread

>>151690001
no your reddit tier meme is unfunny

>>151690028
>t. Negerkusen "fan"

>>151689969
Based


Migrate
>>151616333

>>151616333

>>151689972
But it will get much worse when prices explode due to the higher Mindestlohn while their own Nettolohn only gets a tiny bit higher

it's paderover

can someone make a new thread

this one will last until tomorrow

This new ARD moderator annoys me for some reason. How tall is he, over 2m? Something just looks off

>>151690099
Here

>>151616333
>>151616333
>>1516163

>>151690099
bist du blind digga?

>>151690191
>posting in a JT thread
lol
matchday tourist?

jt is based af

>>151688229
>>151688229
>>151688229

the riggi for neverkusen is kinda crazy and they still can't beat padderboring

Goal for Leverkusen any minute now

Yea, Harry is Bayern's best signing since Robben. 100m was a bargain. Wirtz will cost Leberpool close to 150m lol

MASSA

>>151690303
>[Deleted]
KWAB

>>151690322
What was it?

kwabberborn

die hühnchen kriegen heute mal wieders aufs maul bok bok bok

Köln has soul. Shame that it was ruined by Türken and worse

>>151690404
>stopped doing his SAUFEN posts because he's so scared
lel

I posted in the JT thread by accident, fuck me

>>151690443
nah brother Woltebitch no show starts in 15

man hört halt nur Köln

>>151690511
wie immer bei bayern spielen

>>151690518
Bayern Auswärtsfans are some of the loudest in europe but maybe that's only true for Champions league games

>>151690546
well, at least i had a good laugh coming here today so there is that

>>151690050
And then the geniuses in our government will raise the minimum wage again.

Damn bayern is playing like SHIT

>>151690050
so explain to >me how prices went up for the whole fucking world, while you keep blaming its origin on german mindestlohn.
hardmode: without giving out your profession or your sponsors.

>>151690912
hivogel just having another half-daily meltdown, it seems

ACHE ACHE ACHE ACHE

>>151690960
BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK

and this is how it begins lol

YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHANCE???

>>151691019
hey schizo, take them meds

damn that was a nice turn from Kane

kek Diaz finishing needs work

>>151691746
Certified sane moment

fartels still seething kek

'ARRY

Woltemade strikes again

holy shit this guy is a fucking alien

Shame, i had really been hoping to at least get a shot at a revierderby in the Pokal