Thread 151629752

Ride the lightning edition

>>151629752 (OP)
Went to bump the last one but it was already gone

>>151630260
Based

its a shame tonga didn't show up yesterday
third best atmosphere after origin and the GF
wonder how it performed in viewership numbers

>>151640458
I didn’t watch it

I can't believe they plaYed the game even though one whole team did not show up

AI lad is in the news again

>Popular NRL presenter Tiffany Salmond
SHE'S NOT EVEN AN NRL PRESENTER THE FUCKING BITCH NEEDS TO STOP PISSING ALL OVER THE SPORT I LOVE

>only october
>literally 40 fucking degrees right now
This is not okay

Do you lads believe in climate change? I think it does but it’s being used as a reason for alternative motives

Climate Change real
Climate Change (((policies))) bullshit

Example
>hey 26mil australia you have to be net zero in 20 years
>hey 2billion india & china could you guys maybe think about being net zero in the next 50 years

So is the photo of Chapman in yr gold bikini the faked one she was complaining about? The whole time I thought that was a real image she posted, and someone used that pic to generate her topless etc.

>anons are surprised its hot before and after a thunderstorm
kek. go outside more

but mum the wifi is bad outside of the house

Thunderstorms form when hot, humid air near the surface becomes unstable and begins rising rapidly. Before the storm, the environment remains very warm and oppressive because the rain-cooled downdrafts have not yet arrived to provide relief, there is little wind mixing, and the air can even warm slightly by compression ahead of the gust front. Once the storm arrives, heavy rain and downdrafts usually cool the surface quickly through evaporation. However, after the storm passes and sunlight returns, the wet ground and high moisture content create a sauna-like environment. Humidity spikes as puddles and surfaces evaporate water back into the air, and sinking air behind the storm can also compress and warm. The result is that it often feels extremely hot and sticky both before a thunderstorm and again shortly after it, even if the actual air temperature has not increased significantly.

>>151645599
believe the climate changes
but warmer weather is unironically better for the world, life thrives as the world heats up

Fun Fact

The same actor that plays a priest in the AMITYville horror also plays the mayor of AMITY in jaws

hope you checked in on your tongan friends this morning, anon

Wasn't Tiff in the thread (posting screenshots on twitter) baiting those AI posts? Now that she's fading out of the spotlight she's publicly crying about the whole thing and making /nrl/ look bad?
Anon got baited and outsmarted.

Does it really make us look bad? We haven't been named, only we know where those post screenshots come from, your average Joe doesn't recognise Yotsuba or whatever the fuck.
And besides that, it's just one cunt in here.

No tiff, you didn't do any of that, and you aren't Le master baiter XD lmao

>>151629752 (OP)
why wasn't this match played in either sanga or tomoa

I actually do not know a single Tongan, but know at least a dozen Samoans

>>151646214
they're all the fucken same, those coconut islandese

I know one Chinese samoan from my computer science degree

i remember on my first day of a uni semester i met this really cool samoan guy and we got along really well, then he never came back to that class

Fijians will always be my favourite Islanders. Tongans are fuckwits and Samoans are a mixed bag

my man really prioritised the meat retrieval

>>151646396
I cant see any penis

>>151646214
Tony Rocky Horror?

>>151646451
neither, was sure it would be visible when i saw it live

>>151646451
>>151646502
BBC is the biggest lie ever told.

i don't think the B stands for Bolynesian

my Samoan mate has a massive cock but ive heard they often have small willys

yep a friend of mine works at a gaol and says islanders are all packing micros, a loose woman i know tells me the same

>>151646573
>my Samoan mate has a massive cock
How big is massive?

>>151646586
bigger than mine
mines the standard candle for decent

>>151646604
How big is that in cm/inches? Need to know if I'm getting mogged in this story.

>>151645743
that only happens in QLD m8

>>151646739
Heat and humidity spikes before and after thunderstorms are not unique to Queensland. The same atmospheric processes happen across most of Australia whenever warm, moist air drives storm formation. New South Wales, the NT, northern WA, and coastal regions of Victoria and South Australia all experience the same oppressive build-up before storms and the steamy conditions once the rain clears. Queensland feels it more often because of its climate, although the mechanism is universal across the continent wherever thunderstorms form.

Based whistling ad

>>151646066
she cute

The heat yesterday was notable not just because of the extremeness of the heat or the the earliness of the season but also because of how dry it was. Walking around in 40 degree heat while not being drenched in sweat is so rare here.

3 team player swap imminent
David Fifita to Souths
Davvy Moale to Manly
Nathan Brown to the Tigers

When. Is DCE going to announce which team he is playing for.

he's 100% going to the Bronco retirement home so he can kick a couple young talents out and sit on the side for half the season with injury

>>151657574
It's crazy right? Season's been long over and Pre-season is going to start soon

Would you watch Ruggy 360?

I'll wait for the Rugby One X tbqh

I haven't even seen the first 359

For me it's Rugby Switch

Tyrone Munro has been stood down by the NRL

>>151658599
this would be a good destination for DCE

DCE kind of reminds me of Cam Smith in 2020. Except it kind of makes sense to just quite quit rather than officially retired., but everyone thinks DCE is playing on

>>151663642
>>151663770
The female josh “blakfulla” curran
>has to have a abo flag tattoo
>has to wear abo flag clothes
Just so shes “definitely not” a white skin blue eyed devil lmao

>>151663980
why did you post a selfie you fat ugly cunt?

HONOURABLE GAIJIN!

THIS SUNDAY I, THE TORRES STRAIT SAMURAI, SHALL PUT PERFIDIOUS ENGLAND TO THE SWORD!

>>151663376
This Alfred E Neuman looking bitch didn't sing the anthem, not interested

>>151663866
Who is this?

>>151665668
>Alfred E Neuman looking bitch
Kek

>>151664052
Seething + she’s not going to fuck you lil bro

>>151663980
>>151664040

hmm

kek /afl/ reportsperg blowie incel exposed

Adam Reynolds book just came out lads. I'll listen to it because I can't read

CALIPPO

https://www.instagram.com/p/DQWNVPJEfkN/?img_index=2&igsh=MXF4Zmd4bnprcXhyZw==

giwtwm

PPP

>>151671141
Lindsay Smith genuinely would not make a lot of starting teams in the NRL but because he plays for the Panthers he's somehow convinced people he's some rep tier front rower

Name 10 better starting front rowers, who are also eligible for Australia (even if they choose not to play for Australia).

they post the peem but not when its on :( why is it always such a secret

Tino Fa’asuamaleaui
Mitchell Barnett
Lindsay Collins
Patrick Carrigan
Keon Koloamatangi
Payne Haas
Spencer Leniu
Terrell May
Mo Fotuaika
J'Maine Hopgood
Jacob Saifiti
Daniel Saifiti
Jai Arrow
Corey Horsburgh
Josh Papalii
Josh Curran
Max King
Josh King
Mark Nicholls

According to nrl.com stats Lindsay Smith doesn't rank in the top 50 players in Running metres or Post Contact metres. But he is 33rd in Offloads and 6th in Tackles

>she listed locks and obvious piss takes
LOL

>>151671141
The English team?

bump

When was the last time two blokes named Lindsay were selected for Australia and they won?

>>151673034
10mins b4 kick off

Thought Lindsey Smith was Lindsey Collins

id call dibbs on her haha

Official

>>151684182
i recognise that hand pose

>>151684178
holy

>>151684178
EZ PZ

Souths still have a weak front row rotation that they probably can't address till 2027 now. It's even worse now that they're going to release Moale. Starting Arrow and Keon will be fine but if they start getting injuries again and they'll have to rely on an injury prone Junior Tatola, Shaun Keppie and some rookies

Parra and Brisbane BOTH announce Pezet

Remember the last time Broncos bought an "up and coming" storm half

>>151685278
Aww what did she do to her arm?

>>151685278
hnnngh

>>151684178
>Big Game Latrell
>Big Game Fifita
powerhouse

1. Gray
2. Johnston
3. Wighton
4. Mitchell
5. Graham
6. Walker
7. Humphreys/Sullivan/Ward
8. Arrow
9. Mamouzelous/Garlick
10. Koloamatangi
11. Fifita
12. Duncan
13. Murray
14. Smith
15. Tatola
16. Hubner
17. Aitken

why have you omitted Tyrone Munro

He is stood down as of now.

>>151685741
>when you see Nicho Hynes is wearing a white ribbon

hey im from your bigger brother general alf and i was just remembering the Tiffany Salmond scenario. wow she was fit.

>>151685927
update: 6 days ago she spoke about the deepfakes posted here. whoever did that is so pathetic and such a loser. we dont do that to women

>You're going on a morning walk and suddenly encounter infamous bicycle gang Jillaroos MC, and they demand your clothes and wallet
How do you survive?

>>151685927
we're all in /cric/ m8

>just signed a new sleeve sponsor
>and got a new jersey that pays tribute to the afl history of our city
>where the fuck are the sleeves?
>no worries, everyone will wear sponsor armbands
conversation from melbourne storm hq, probably

Don't like that Adam didn't narrate his audio book himself

he's busy with kids and his missus ice addiction :(

when's the footy on?

Reynolds wife has a Cocaine addiction. She is not some common ice addict.

>Ryan Papenhuyzen has been granted a release from the final year of his contract and will depart Storm with immediate effect

Fucking hell

Liesssss!!!

damn off to the super league for him

Tino is off to the Storm then

I prefer Pappi to Edwards

If Teagan Berry married Daly Cherry-Evans and she starred in the newly released HBO prequel series of IT it would be called It: Welcome to Derry starring Teagan Berry Cherry-Evans

he better hurry up

>>151699893
PACCED

>STRANGER THINGS MAXIBON Review

Red hard top coating no real strong flavour coming through
Cookie & Cream ice cream again is very weak in actual flavour
Very Dark brown biscuit end the best part of this maxibon has a arrnots choc ripple taste
>5/10

>>151680372
Those teeth a xeno like

1. Faalogo
2. Coates
3. Howarth
4. Meaney
5. Warbrick
6. Munster
7. Hughes
8. Utoikamanu
9. Grant
10. King
11. Blore
12. Katoa
13. Loiero
14. Wishart
15. Lisati
16. MacDonald
17. Vaalepu

BAN PAPENHUSUN

paps knows his ankle only has one more clean snap left in it before his careers over

Did you know Papenhuyzen likes to brawl?

No? But Stephen May

DCE has signed with the Storm.

>>151694221
So many things wrong with this club. I've been saying this since the covid years, but I'm reaching the end of my tether supporting this club.

The club needs to have a fucking image change and fuck off all the old nonsense about our winning history, our club heritage, and whatever fucking nonsense the Old Boys love to jerk themselves off to. When I think of the club nowadays I visualise some pisshead old wanker in some dusty bar prattling on about the glory days and how back in his day the Storm were the best.

We haven't won shit in 20 years, and the club itself has failed to capitalise on opportunity after opportunity to generate sustained success like the Panthers, Broncos, and Roosters, which given our advantages is where we should really be at. We are literally like the Eels and the Tigers at this point and settling for mediocrity.

The culture problems are systemic and will not change until there is a modernisation of the club which forces it to look introspectively at why we keep regressing, taking one step forward and 2 back. Ultimately, we can wax lyrical, but I'm sick of watching arrogance exhude from every pore of the organisation especially as a lot of our hardest workers have been lured away to success at other clubs. It is seriously a marker of how low this club as been brought when we let a generational talent go, his value is almost as much as Warbrick abd the fact we didn't see that and are now being punished for it is excruciating.

Its excruciatingly tedious watching the same problems occur year after year. We have been bailed out by inividual success, but in the Storms DNA you can just see that recruitment prioritises athletes over competitors. That ruthlessness that those who want to win show is only brought by a few of the team, and if we can't get that then we at least need players who are not net negatives in the confidence and execution of general play, especially players like NAS, Warbrick, Pezet, Wishart, etc. We need more vets like Munster and Grant who don't quit.

>>151702318
>We haven't won shit in 20 years

You won in 2020 and before that 2017. Storm are doing fine, just had the bad luck of every other club existing at the same time as the Cleary Panthers.

>>151702318
>>151702330

*Luia Panthers

I hired some peasant tradie to do a menial task that was below me, and when we were squaring finances at the end, he asked if I'd like to give a tip; to which I said
>Yeah, get a real job
and closed the door on that cuckolds face kek

>>151702318
>>151702330
This is a copy pasts from a BroncGODs customer right?

>>151703490
holy booba

Who won the footy lads

/ourgirl/ looks positivley flourishing

>go to bunnings
>drive up trade ramp
>all these hiviz tradie cucks in utes and trailers look at me like i dont belong
>walk around fingering wood like i know the fucking difference lmao
>walk to opposite side of store to garden centre
>buy a single 10mm pot plant and walk back to trade till
>chick on trade till and all the tradie wifes in passenger seats in awe of my confident masculinity
>tradies seething and refuse to make eye contact
>trade ramp 10 deep
>drive out with my plant giggling

>>151713148
/nrl/ is a Blue Jays general

>>151713198
this

>/nrl/ talking baseball
Unexpected desu

>seeing roaming packs of kids out wandering
Hate the americanisation of australia so much lads

>>151713801
While the sentiment is correct, this still isn't based just because the guy obviously took the pic of his own door and uploaded it himself which is gay

*clips you across the back of the head* shape up mate

>>151713801
I don't like swearing when it's visible to children :(

Yeah it needs to be audible.

Walsh has not lost a single game since drinking from the toilet bowl

>>151713198
wow didn't realise /nrl/ was based

>>151713801
I left a little bucket full of lollies outside for the kids the take anyway

>>151715205
to* take

>>151715205
please say candy if you're going to participate in an american tradition

I left a bucket full of colorful candy just by the sidewalk. It was so hot I had to cover my car's windshield

based thank you

PACCED

the comeback trial begins

We've hit November which means it's new jersey time

Won the fan vote I guess

Same jersey featuring some Roman rumerals

>>151721376
I like the design if not for the logo

>>151721475
>yeah I'm a big tough NRL rabbitohs customer how could you tell

WOMAN
LEAGUE TEST - kickoff 2:00PM
Papua New Guinea v Tonga
Both teams are looking for their first win in this year's Pacific Championships campaign.

MEN
LEAGUE TEST - kickoff 4:00pm
Papua New Guinea v Fiji
This match will decide who finishes on top of the Bowl section of the draw.

THE MAINDRAW TICKET CARD PIC RELATED
TONIGHT DON'T MISS IT
>TONIGHT DON'T MISS IT
TONIGHT DON'T MISS IT
RUGBY LEAGUE TEST - KICKOFF 1:30AM
The Ashes
Second Test: A Reece Walsh masterclass saw the Kangaroos dominate in game one, England need to regroup for this crucial second test.

Is the family prepped for the super cell storm coming this afternoon?

where abouts also TONGAGODDESSES

SEQ AND NE NSW are supposed to cop it the hardest apparently

yeah thunder is hitting now ruh roh

Really looking forward to the Ashes (Cricket)

Hey marge, the rains are here

>>151727256
based old fart

Jake Duke and Shane Flanagan. That's certainly a duo.

wow fiji suck kek

A TRY ON 2ND DAYBOO

fiji are in absolute shambles

Kek

FIJIBACK

Nice flick pass to no one

Love the low quality try conversion cam

Refball for the English this time, you think?

Refball ain't gonna get poms across the line

kalyn ponga

>>151728342
Could make it respectable though

>simultaneous thunderclap and lightning
Storm is close lads

The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down about to start on ch9

classic movie based tv watcher chad

>>151728818
hope cleary gets heemed and dearden gets 70 minutes

>>151728818
Hold still australia!

>>151629752 (OP)
oh shit i just noticed the lightning for the first time in 5 days

>>151728818
Is Matty Lees a ghost?

>>151728818
Grant, Fox & Marky Mark are certs to score

Got to Coles just in time to get some midnight footy snacks. Was afraid I'd have to go to servo.

>>151729171
Corrrrr
im going to get a fish + chips for it

holy based porcelain destroyer

>>151729171
fuck yeah

>>151729171
got anything for the 2nd half though?

>november 1
>no signings
what gives?

>>151729231
I'll prob fall asleep second half desu. Last thing I remember from the first game was Chrichton's second try

I was hyped and glued the whole game but was bloody tired sunday, worth it though

just realised there's 3 fucking hours until kick off wtf

>>151729269
you can do it bro

thought it was in 2 hours

12.30am AEST / 01.30am AEDT

>>151729298
fuck that then

i'll be there with the real fans

>>151729298
retard here - what time will it be on in QLD

I'm staying up! I love me footy

>>151729319
Full replay at your leisure on Sunday.

>>151729312
>>151729324
based

I’ll be staying up like a true family man. Pommiecunt you better not disappear!!

2 BONGS
>2 BONGS
2 BONGS
>2 BONGS
2 BONGS
>2 BONGS

we want to know the kick off time not the attendance m8

Will the in goals fit this time around? England should have scored another try in the first match.

>>151729740
was packed the 1st game m8

Actually the crowd at the stadium was very sparse in game 1.

>>151729171
I got snacks too but I'm so fat I already ate them

you've done well ausbros

19 minutes till live
29 minutes till kickoff

15 bings

someone drop us a text when the anthems start

Harold Grant named as captain

me? I'm hoping for a walsh hattrick

hattrick of motm that is

Crowd looks good today

>Hill Dickinson Stadium located in Liverpool
>known as Bramley-Moore Dock Stadium or Everton Stadium during construction
>John Bramley-Moore (1800 – 19 November 1886) was an English politician and chairman of the Mersey Docks and Harbour Board
>Hill Dickinson is some lawfirm
ohhh I thought it'd be some cool history or something sounding like that, that I could share with the family but its just corpslop well never mind we still have the FOOTY

Walsh, being pure of heart, will take it easy on these meagre Poms desu

contacting border security right now to search this clown for soil

>>151730286
>stevedores mentioned
>*Studdon puffs up*

>Bramley-Moore Dock Stadium
don’t mind this

>cooper cronk in the comm box
what a naughty boy staying up so late!

We’ve got Big Sam and some other poms and a lady pom

Why don't Everton play in Everton?

big fan of big sam tbqh
>>151730244
*TEXTS YOU*

this Pommie peem is severely lacking a violent psychopath middle forward desu

KEK who the fuck is that next to Munster?????

>>151730375
kek I saw that gotta be some prankster youtuber
>most of the british kids standing infront of the players aren't white

>>151730365
Agreed m8 bring back 50 year old Adrian Morley

is that a pitch invader??

Zero atmosphere in the first game. Hope the crowd can actually manage some noise tonight

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF

Lads we just got mean mugged by a 10 year old girl

>>151730375
https://www.indiatoday.in/sports/olympics/story/notorious-pitch-invader-jarvo-69-strikes-at-paris-olympics-closing-ceremony-2581221-2024-08-12

based Jaryo
what a shambles kek

>still there
securitybros

What the hell, 9gem is playing that werewolf movie with Christopher Lee that was literally just on Best of the Worst last week. There's no way that's just coincidence.

>>151730410
>>151730406
thats fucked but when you see most seccys in europe I'm not surprised he gets away with all of it all the time
irish is a big fan of europeon seccys btw

CAM ON ENGLAND SCORE SAM FACKIN TRIES

>>151730419
the poojeet seccys think we all look the same m8

Fuckwitta refereeing

>>151730421
Christopher Lee + Werewolves just has to equal kino desu

It begins

lol at Gus immediately bringing up the reffing

BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
fuck those pommy cunts up

WE WANT 50

>>151730446
kek

YEAHHHHHHHHHH FIGHT FIGHT FIHGT

bifforino

GAMES ON FFS PLAY ON FUCKWITTA

just play on let em sort it out in play ya fag ref

Storm getting ref assistance even on the other side of the world

Soft shit

ABSOLUTE FAGGOTRY FUCKING FUCKWITTA

Atkins a flog

tino bros...

Hit the road jack

ref no

loling out loud right now

just realised how much Marky Mark looks like the son in Once Were Warriors

and taking the poo
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
atkins should never ref another game of footy ever again

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They don't have to go to thy sheds for the bin in tests?

Shouldn't they be used to penaltyball in england

pooland deserves to win this now for that act of cowardice

HEATED

BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
based grant shit stirrer

The Treacherous Alexander James Brimson

Herbert in the bin

when the beacons for refball were lit Grant Atkins answered the call

much better than last week already

What the fuck are you doing, Mark?

Ryan Hall would've scored that how England have fallen

lmfao classic

don’t take the poo you cowards ffs

WE UNION NOW BITCHES

>>151730551
Remember when he came to the NRL for two seasons and failed to score a single try

SEND HIM OFF TO UNION

>two POOS in the first 10 minutes
Bed time

POONION

Queensland is part of England because it literally says Queen's land

DONT TAKE THE POO

>>151730566
England? THATS IN QUEENSLAND

>>151730558
That was sad to watch m8 but he always played well against us in tests

Is it just me or has it the music that gets blasted at every interval now getting louder & louder?

>two POOS
>interracial propaganda sex toy ad afterwards

hopefully the adrenaline fizzles out in fuckwittas body and we get a game of footy

>dom young not on the field
>team improves

>>151730586
kek wtf kind of channel are you watching

classic walsh england need to hit him like a truck to piss him off so he gets gud

Roos looking shook
paid off even

james baloney threw way more forward passes

West tigers would heem both these peems

HOLY D
Would've sworn that was a try

walsh aura farming

fuck me George Williams is terrible desu how does he keep getting picked

HIGH

broncGODS

>first contact shoulder
>penalty

WHY ARE WE KILLING THE GAME FROM WITHIN

PLAY STRAIGHT ENGLAND FFS

BOTTLED IT

KEKEKEKEKEK that lid attached to the bottle oh dear oh dear

england was like this last week strong at the start but then fell off

pommie broads will be stuck to their seats after watching Paddy & Walsh run around for 80mins

Wallabies are playing rn as well btw

Swear that was tackle reset?

The gr8 Rob Burrow would've guided in 17 tries by now

>>151730681
Sean Long is rolling in his grave m8

BS HACKS
addo is too 1337 to get pushed into touch like that

>we
are just not clinical enough

>>151730674
What the heck, versing England as well

did a pom ref the 1st game, fuckwitta is ruining this tbqh

>slippery conditions
>shorten pitches
>both peems still spread the ball wide every set
deadset these halves are shite

WALSH HAS BOTTLED IT

no try knock on

OH SHIT FUCK OFF

Does the within 10 metre rule not apply here, 16 was offside and right next to the play

Don't think that kick was the play despite walsh's error

fuck me they need to sort the audio out

Why isn't Cleary dominating?

Cleary is a rep poser m8 it's well established by now

Actually kind of close

>>151730750
because it’s not a meaningless 6pm game vs Newy

Moses will part the poms like the Red Sea in game 3

>>151730750
Forgot to drink some toilet water

6. Deardon
7. Moses
you know it makes sense

All the Aussies been playing pretty shit 2bh except for Crichton

based trademark storm milking
DO NOT TAKE THE POO

respectfully dives at your knees

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
YOU ARE REPRESENTING AUSTRALIA
YOU'RE ON THE ENGLAND LINE AND YOU TAKE ANOTHER COWARDLY POO
SHAME

Embarrassing if we score more penalty goals in this than in the yawnion

>>151730822
To be fair to him Sandstorm fucking sucks.

>poos
deeply ashamed of how this Roos peem is performing desu Walters should be ashamed.

>poo
Kek is this the poonion game?

>>151730822
swear the dj keeps playing a moonman beat every pause in play

May as well switch over to the wallabies

Kek, wonder how many people in the crowd showed up thinking this was the England vs Wallabies game

Something about the audio and video that just makes superleague look and feel like absolute shit

just poocastle things

fuck was that?

Must be very frustrating to be on the same team as Dom Young

>>151730862
camera angle and the distance to the field makes it look like soccer hence your disgust (this is a soccer stadium and were asked to not mess up the soccer markings)

>>151730854
>North England
none cunt

They should be playing this shit in Australia, it makes the sport look bad

>>151730894
It's other shit as well, it's not 4K (not the end of the world) but the main thing for me is the actual sound of contact. We've got it rigged up in Australia so you can actually hear the contact, adds extra punch to the game. Idk if it's just this stadium or what but you can't hear a fucking thing besides the ref yelling

Just switched to Kayo. Commentary much worse than 9

PASS IT TO THE FOXXXXXXXX

based cameramancunt is not happy jan

JUST FUCKING SCORE

>>151730916
I don’t really want to hear the ref that much. It’s a mixing issue

Australia will score now there’s a Souths player on

>>151730952
When you can't hear the thudding of contact it just looks like a bunch of blokes hugging each other while some prick is yelling for them to release

Classic cleary

KICK NATHAN

Kek kicking a fucking 40/20 when you can't even see the measurements

Why can't Cleary play well at representative level?

Cleary hatters very quiet rn

Storm and Penrith playmakers shitting all over this game, why are we picking losers for the national team?

That old cunt was saying
>same old convicts always cheating
old prick

Wallabies have already scored two tries btw

absolute all time poo slinger

>>151731025
cunt give up we’re not going to watch that shit with you

this game is poised on a knife’s edge

SOS Mitch Moses

way too blatant

holy fuck is it too late to sack Walters & get Madge over to the UK??

Let's have a real scoreline second half

my halftime mission is to peel and add the spuds to the goulash I’ve had on for two and a half hours now. It should be ready for fulltime

He's not allowed to coach Australia as he's already coached another tier 1 nation.

Walsh is a second half player.

I'm in contention to play for Italy at the next rlwc lads. Serious.

Emre Goulash

nephews keep doing that 6 7 thing lads

our 6 & 7 don’t seem to be doing anything m8

hook munster
bring on dearGOD
simple

I do it too
Hand motion and everything

based 8 year old

My hand is in motion right now if you know what I mean lads

why aren't you watching england v australia in rugby union??? it's half time here

I think the union is behind a paywall here. Also I don't care about it desu

>>151731229
can’t watch much at half time ya pelican

I don't watch Rugby m8 it's just that simple

How come league is so much more popular in Liverpool than in Melbourne?

>>151731229
Are you aware of how rugby league came to be?

>>151730952
haven't seen the blokes on work experience holding the fluffy mics, pommyland can't afford them

Got through the red rock deli sea salt chips, smith's salt and vinegar chips, and one pack of Tim Tam's. Don't think I can eat anymore

>>151731261
how come gayfl is only popular in Melbourne

>>151731342
solid effort

Hope it was the mangoes and cream timtams

>>151731279
Yep theres no audio of the field, everything's just going through Atkins microphone

>>151731229
I watch baseball and rugby league

>>151731382
crazy how much of a difference it makes

The only union I watch is women's 7s at the Olympics

Keolomatangi has a sweaty crack

Who doesn't

>>151731423
based

wew fucking hell lads

Spending time with Walsh has made Cleary reckless.

Walsh hasn't had his wakeup toilet water today lads

business idea: play the game on the correct size field

Pretty reckless to have sex with an aboriginal "woman"

walsh up to his old tricks (playing like shit for the first half of the entire 2025 season)

currently 14-4 to england in the rugbies

Spending time with Walsh is making Nawal reckless.

Someone should tell Marky Mark he doesn't have to offload every single time

How do you get to 4 points in union?

>>151731473
Our Mary Fowler is PNGian

Why do >we look sloppy

Hairy FOWLer

England nap time is approaching lads

>>151731509
Must be conditions because England look more shit

thats momentum and a try

Munster unstoppable

Brimson must be on the take with that attempt at tackle

It begins

Floodgates = open

you don't take your changes
you get punished
simple as

Pommie commentary about to go mental lmao

theres that moonman track again also just give the try already

What did atkins say that Voss thinks is interesting?

>clearly can't even make the distance
mary has drained his soul

It's over

hahaha blame it on the boogie baby

S T R A Y A
T
R
A
Y
A

weird interchange

god thins chips are gross, very poor choice as a 2nd half snack on my part

Oh boy

WE WANT 50

its over

AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS
WE WANT 50

Welp

>>151731613
I only eat thins if it's cheese and onion and they are on a sandwich.

this is so cooked kek Kangapoos boutta win this by 20+ after playing like shit all game

>>151731613
Don't know why you would have bought both red Rock deli AND Thins

>>151731613
I used to like the light and tangy when I was a kid but later once you’ve become accustomed to kettle cooked chips it’s hard to go back

>>151731639
I'm not that legend I'm poor hence me buying thins

>Australia wins in Australiawinslol
Gg
Congrats

>>151731659
Try on a sandwich with a cuppa tea

>hudson young still has a poster of cooper cronk at his family's home
>cronk was flustered and didn't really know what to say
CUTE CUTE CUTE!!

Eirebro you watching the union later against kiwis

Gonna play through the Alexander the Great campaign in AOE2 DE after this game.

Not that weird unless it’s above his bed

Gonna train a horse and get angry at RNG after this game.

>>151731700
yeah and if there’s /rug/ I’ll be in there incognito. It’s on at 7 I think

>>151731702
BAAASEEEEEDDDD I like the missions where you can turtle, relax and build up
I might fire it up after the game too

Gonna wank to the memory of the $1000 per hour prostitute I saw last weekend after this game

Gonna attempt (and fail) to go to sleep after this game

>>151731760
watch the yawnion and you'll succeed KEK

Australians are the Dagestanis of Rugby League, the harsh and shitty conditions of playing football inside a flaming tsunami on-top of Ayers Rock have sharpened these boys into inbred killing machines

>>151731754
Scarletblue?

Set my Hinge location to Dubai and got 200 likes in 24 hours lads. I am a Chad in Arabia

Don't the funkiest one in the bunch is he

>>151731796
based walsh but please do SOMETHING this game thanks

>>151731796
white people are the majority in dubai so i don't think so

herbie on tilt

Herbie has been a massive disappointment since the 2023 gf loss.

There is still plenty of problems with Reece Walsh, but he is not a soft cock an more.

>>151731815
you're thinking of insta porta potty models, NRL players are the minority in dubai at this time

>>151731815
Russians and Ukrainians aren't white.

>20 minutes to save the ashes
>no urgency at all
cam on lads

Walsh is not going to do anYthing cool this game is he

Enough biffs

>>151731867
too much estrogen in pommy toilet water it seems

>biff starts
>cut to dead eyed coach

Full tilt Herbie

Walsh mid air missile

that were diabolical

walsh has 100% found his balls though very cool to see, broncos have a good future
also he's competing for the ball fuck off

IF my name was Herbie I'd be on tilt at all times if I'm being honest lads

Looked like his muscle reaction was like half a second what was actually happening

>>151731700
How bad will >we get heemed by Scotland?

RED!??

Atkins is coaching for the bin lads

Unbelievable.

SIN BINNNNNNNNNNN

reminder last time walsh got sin binned he came back and got his peem 400 points in 5 minutes

KEK just call this fans off desu

Is Walsh allowed to update his insta in the sin bin?

herbie is good when he has a good team to back him up

AJ Brimson has done sweet fuck all lads

we cant score

the stacked aussie side has done fuck all as well to be fair

Story of my life

Moses will get us seventeen and a half tries next week

if we ever go to london again for a ashes series i think the kangaroos have to spend a month in melbourne to get used to the conditions in london

Munster motm

Peeno

Queery should've passed to dearGOD. Dumb cunt

getting battered with a man more reeeeeeee

>>151732133
lots of indians?

Was that Tino? He’s a bit useless I wouldn’t pick him

england playing like fiji played today!
although I was 1 of the 2 family members ITT watching that today!

nice pass dearboy

FOXXXED

Herbie about to tilt at his own team lads

KEK the gaming legend addo-carr MOGGING herbie PWNING him there

England keep going optimistically wide and get nowhere. They need to do something else

>>151732251
maybe walters getting sacked was a good choice aye :(

dom young scared of walsh

siiigh
gg ausbros well deserved

>>151732302
well the next ashes is coming up so there is that

Would be good if we had this series more often

>>151732302
gg mate, it was closer than the first one

Why do they announce ethe man of the match with 5 minutes to go.

fucking weird but no idea aye

Dust off Sean Long and Danny McGuire, chuck Sinfield in there.

a lot of big names that I will barely remember seeing tonight tbqh

>>151732344
I want the reasonably long tours to come back. I want to watch my emus playing on Tuesday or Wednesday night for a few weeks as winter sets in. It’s got to be good for the game in England

That Munster try was legitimately Lewis like

>>151731867
Idk that hit on Dom Young was pretty cool

>>151732445
somehow with enough bullying walsh has turned into a hard cunt

They should play the entire NRL season past midnight. Gives it an edgy adults only vibe.

Have cheeky shots of some real MA15 soft core sex like Big Brother up late every once in a while

>>151732462
that last shot on that English player left the bong on the ground clutching his shoulder. madge has turned walsh into a weapon.

Bullying has always worked, it gets discouraged because they want men to be pussies.

It's wrong mate

Honestly, pozzies may have won the series (but that isn’t surprising) but England haven’t done as nearly as bad as many dreaded they might.

>no /rug/
truly dead. >we are heeming >yous in that at least.

>>151732951
absolutely pathetic activity on that thread

I stayed up to watch Aus put 50 on them. We scored twice from sets off six with forward passes in them. I can't even say it was good for the game because it felt dirty to win like that. Would have rather we lost lol

>>151732890
Sadly that has been equal parts because we have played shit and your cunts playing decently for 50/60 minutes.

>>151733219
just fuckwitta things, pooper peegue refs are so much better and their bunker

Physical 100 on Netflix is worth watching. It’s a Korean game show where the contestants face off in physical challenges, some similar to world’s strongest man some like it’s a knockout but more serious. The show takes its time on the contestants which I like because it makes me invested in them, a lot of these kind of shows fail in that regard. Check it out

I think the 1st game was more entertaining than the 2nd or I just have fuckwitta bias

It was you’re right. Second game was closer and had more hits and argy bargy but first game had more flair and was more entertaining

Just watched the “highlights” and let’s just say I am pretty happy with my decision to go to bed @8:30pm(AEST) last night

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