Thread 151673915

>Tuesday, Oct 28, 2025
18:30 Lecce - Napoli
20:45 Atalanta - AC Bbilan

>Wednesday, Oct 29, 2025
18:30 Como - Hellas Verona FC
18:30 Juventus - Udinese
18:30 AS Roma - Parma
20:45 Bologna - Torino
20:45 FC Genoa - Cremonese
20:45 Inter - Fiorentina

>Thursday, Oct 30, 2025
18:30 Cagliari - US Sassuolo
20:45 Pisa - S.S. Lazio

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, run over oldfags and stay russipilled

>>151673915 (OP)
Cute OP!

negru

Denis thread

>Meeting between Spalletti and Comolli has taken place: the final decision between today and tomorrow.
DT Modesto has also met with Palladino: no further discussions with Mancini. [SkySborr]
Completely functional sporting society

>>151673970
>between today and tomorrow
Is he going to wait to see how grim we are against Poodinese lmao

nihao

Can Jorko coach yet?

Well well well...

>>151673970
I'm still confused by Spalletti being in the discussion, he's declared over and over that after Napoli he was ready for retirement and accepted the NT job because it was a once in a lifetime opportunity...and now he's ready to go to Juventus?

Not calcio related

>>151674373
Maybe he's just like Dick Advocaat, he's announced his retirement about 15 times by now and keeps getting dragged back in

>>151674373
>Spalletti being a snake that can't be trusted
No way, I'm shocked!

Gaspar looks a little bit like lebron

>>151673970
Thankfully we're in the middle of a very very long international break, they don't need to rush things :)

They just mentioned craniometry in the final debate kek

Don't even need to explain how this is obviously related to calcio

>>151674625
This is related to calcio because she strongly looks like Serie A legend Patrick Shick

Craniometry of Luciano Spalletti: Tuscan Dinaroid/Taurid, which speaks volumes about the region's ethnic composition. Specifically, Dinaroid-Mediterranean with robust features, no exotic features (but bronze-colored skin)

Post your Spalletti GitHub repository to clone!

Wtf is Conte doing lads?

>Radja Nainggolan: "Roberto Martinez is a poor coach. A good coach is someone who gives a team an idea. With Martinez, Belgium never had a clue. We never really had a style of play. We had no patterns, no attacking runs in the box. I believe Belgium could have won trophies if we had a better coach."
Vgh, what a player he was

Roberto Mancinez

>>151674366
>GL/PvdA

How much GL and PvdA will Shoulderlets's Juventus generate matchly?

OH NONONONONONO

>>151674786
>major tournament happens
>key players either ded or returning from the grave

Golazo Camerda

bbilan dna

I hope he doesn't lose any hair over this

why would lecce a team who want to stay up give the penalty to a random loanee just because milan decreed so?

>>151674956
The bbilan futuro project is a bust so bbilan pays a lot of money for loanee-clubs to play there players and has big bonus structures

>>151674956
As part of the loan agreement Everytime baldmarda scores bbilan pay lecce 1 million fantacazzo credits

That was never a pen in a million years, fuck me every league I watch the refs turn out to be absolute utter mongs.

Somehow they'll blame camarda missing the penalty on allegri

Vampire Survivors' Balatro update is up, alongside more Castlevania content and online co-op

Golazo Camerdazo

Which player is Spalletti going to fight with? Yildiz? Vlahovic?

強き者、強き運命。弱き者、弱き運命

>>151675390
Locatelli
Perin
Cambiaso
In that order

Dull game

This napoli team is actually fucking abominable, I'm actually surprised they're first even knowing serie ass' standards

>>151675458
Blame Camerdinho

>>151675566
>Ahanor as a CB
Wtf

Silvio Bernasconi

thanailakis is the greek commentator for atalanta-milan game its gonna be kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4tNmbbb6pA

let's go milan chads

RRRRRRIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIII

wtf is Modrić starting every game for Milan, i though he was just a jolly dalla panchina

Any /seriea/ pintmen?

Luciano Spalletti and Juventus have reached an agreement based on a contract until June 2026 with an option for renewal if they qualify for the next edition of the Champions League. In the club's planning, Thursday could be the day for the presentation of the new coach.

>>151675673
He is like 41 and still the best, most fit midfielder in Serie A somehow.

Zoomers can't ball.

>>151675677
/seriea/ is a water general and if they go out its never more than three beers

>>151675691
>5 coaches recycled between the serie shit legacy teams for almost 15 years now, the absolute state of the absolute states

I see my boy hedgehogs scored, nice

What's with Santi always starting with Milan? Not that I'm a hater or anything, but he isn't even good enough to start on our National team, and our NT is fucking garbage

urge to get a sixpack of energy drinks and to play a ps2 jrpg until 5am

Except it would get boring as shit 15 minutes in and nothing is fun anymore

Vgh...

>>151675857
He is the only one who can even play striker. The other guy is some ngubu called nkunku and he's even worse.

>>151675691
>option for renewal if they qualify for the next edition of the Champions League
pathetic

:skull:

>>151675942
lazio without a market tier squad

"Kelly (Bremer)" has me ded

>>151675903
PS2 because you can't afford a modern console? Hahahahahah

>>151676034
or just nostalgiafagging

ADEMOLAAAAAAAAAAA

Well well well, would you Lookman at that

great lazer eyes from my nan

based lookman

feck

>>151676034
he is a weeb who didnt buy the original xbox because of peer pressure
>"muh playstations has more games"
>proceeds to buy/rent/pirate the yearly added slop like fifa nba live and fps crap etc because only those were avaialable in the pre internet era

>>151675940
they won't qualify so no buciano next season

i didnt know we had calcio already

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/10/python-foundation-rejects-1-5-million-grant-over-trump-admins-anti-dei-rules/
Wtf, Python was woke all along!??!?

Related to calcio because python scripts are used to decide who gets penalties every weekend.

Why am I watching this boring match

Imagine if Saelemakers could shoot, pass or cross - then he'd be slightly above average

>>151676198
Reaching a bit much there. I had great vidya taste as a little shit.

/seriea/ consensus on pierced nipples?

>>151675989
EXTREMELY high meme potential

>>151676348
name a ps2 game that you played that wasnt available in xbox besides tekken and gran turismo

>>151676358
bars yes
anything else no

>>151676372
Shadow of the Colossus and God of War

>>151676300
have you seen how fucking garbage this league is fra

>>151676372
Xbox wasnt a thing in the balkans at all. Ps1 was super common even those first few years of the ps2.
Most people had pc, me included.

I actually got my ps2 somewhere around 2010.

I, every day, thank God for never having to look at a piece of Xbox hardware with my bare eyes

test test test

Xbox is a console? I thought it was a watercooler or smth?

xbox? it ain't got games

how did first half look?

>>151676575
La Dea - Bbilan
61% - 39%
0.73 - Expected goals (xG) - 0.11

>>151676588
classic allegri stats.

>>151676418
thats why i said peer pressure xbox was right there on the shelf but you had to go get the obsolete jap machine with memory cards and grainy graphics

So without Loftus ass Cheeks and Rabiot we cannot build up any play and rely on long shots for goals. Noted.

>>151676387
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN

Blinx: The Time Sweeper
panzer dragon orta

>>151676639
Can't really complain when so high up on the table but; It's a really shitty team. Would absolutely end up at the bottom of the table in CL. Ajax, Benfica, Copenhagen, Olympiakos would beat current Milan 100%.

I've been enjoying baldur's gate 3 lately

>Allegrified Loftus center forward
Interesting

atalanta looks okay but more goals missing.

ref is giving bbilan easy fouls.

bring on kalamazoo sulemana nao

>>151676749
Some things never change

>>151676722
Vasilije please go all-in with gaming because starting from Thursday I think Luciano will take away your Steam account

fouled the gk.

How much per year for this trio?

Loftus is a beast the game has completely changed for the better since he came on

>>151676786
I don't think you're allowed to call them beasts anymore these days

>Retroscena #Juventus, i giocatori non si sarebbero opposti all'esonero di #Tudor, ed avrebbero anzi dato il loro assenso, probabilmente per via di alcuni "screzi" avuti da Tudor soprattutto con lo "zoccolo duro" dei giocatori italiani della rosa, accusati di non essere in grado di trascinare il resto del gruppo nella giusta direzione.
Italian shitters out of MY team

I thought Nkunku was supposed to be good? Why is he so useless?

>>151676797
Grimbiaso is worse than Bibi and I am not even remotely scarstic about it

>>151676797
enjoy french negrus instead
>>151676809
bibi who

Bibi Netanyatelli

modric few mistakes

Absolute sluper of a match

>>151676928
/seriea/'s deepest lore

MAIGNAN

Rest of the evening plans??

wauv gud save

>>151676962
Testing Gauntlet a bit more

milans roster is ass ngl

>>151677005
some might say its cheeks

>>151677010
Is it out on torrent?

juric problem is he cant attack. needs to be more straight forward.

now they are passing multiple times to get a half chance maybe.

>>151677005
they should just disband that foul negru club at this point desu
and im saying this as a meelan customer

Carnesecchi reaction face

Why are we lobbing long balls to a 170 cm center forward

>>151677026
big meme potential

>>151677016
For nearly 2 months already

>>151677026
Negative meme potential

>>151677021
"We" literally have 1 shot on target which was a fluke deflection, this match could've been 900 minutes long and they wouldn't be able to create another goalscoring opportunity.

I have football fatigue already.

Nkunku's pressing is horrid

1 point away at Bergamo I'll take it.
we REALLY need Pulligoat and Rabiot back

Lucky

allegri calcio

big oof

King Juric still #undefeated in serie ass

Sballet still hasn't lost this year

Sack this bus parking fraud already

Sick of the fat mexican
Fofana sucks dick
Salad sucks dick
Tomshit sucks dick and shit

This should be the line-up next match

DeW-Gabbia-Pavlo
Salashit-Ricci-Modric-RLC-Bartecrap
Leao-Nkunku

>>151677201
Gypsy ooooo ooo oooooooo

allnegru 3.0

Gonna take a football break until February or something. It's just too fucking boring to watch.

>>151677216
terrone

Landucci >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assllegri

Luciano Spalletti will earn €3m plus bonuses, until June.

>>151677330
>until June.
Then he leaves right?

>>151677351
Yes, and the Opendarc Raider will too

Battlefield RedSballet

Death Spalletting

New Locatelli Instagram story moment is up!

Awooga

cant wait for Spaletti's untergang in the Jj dressing room with him getting offended at Yildiz for some weird reason never playing him and spying in the bushes of Vlahovic' 100 million € mansion to make sure he is going to bed by 9 pm.

Miracolozzo Allegriano this match

>>151677005
Uhmmmmmmmmmmm actually it's a 'dronissimo and le ebil alekre must win the scudetto by november or it's a fallimento ok goy nevermind that their least shit player is literally a 90 year old twinkazzo zingaro

sballeto to bbilan
allnegru to jjust

That's the ketamine talking

He's already pissing himself, tick tock statpadder man your time is up soon

>>151677740
lets take a look at the available alternatives

>>151677793
https://www.transfermarkt.it/juventus-next-gen/kader/verein/41101/saison_id/2025/plus/1
Pick any

>>151677740
spalletti always picks a fight with a big player and freezes them out. totti, icardi etc.

>>151677740
>>151677793
One of these rates/rated Douglas Luiz

>>151677854
Still better than Locatelli and I will never change my mind

George Bastoni

George Sticks

Sleep tight /seriea/, HUGE day tomorrow!

>>151677793
um sorry chud based spalletti is gonna rape locatelli and start lobotka over him, the era of shitalian mediocrity is clearly over

>>151678227
Looks a lot like Kane from C&C

Imagine getting spaletti as a manager yikes id rather have the fat croatian

>>151678272
What makes you think he'd convert and coach Jj?

...I drive

>>151677016
The move is ass. I both wanted to like it and had low expectations. Didn't need it to be good, just not suck. But it did. Don't bother with it.

10 games in Juventus will play the same shit after Spaletti too.

Wtf

Stop noticing things!

matchday lmao

>>151679545
Who's playing

>>151679559
belgium vs greece
international breaks are grim

>>151679618
Oh yeah, time to scout Karetsas and other Greek memes

>Stefano mangiapoco
I believe it

>Spalletti to Juventus: Make any contract you want, I’m the one who has to prove on the field that I’m worthy. If I can’t, you have the right to sack me.
This is the manager equivalent of being on a date with a gril and she casually mentions she tried to kill her ex

How much did Milan spend on Nkunku

Good morning!

>Allegri: "Leao had a hip problem, he trained… Then at the end of the first half he wasn’t feeling great, I preferred to take him off anyway because the team needed fresh players. Rafa couldn’t sprint, I preferred to take him off. Gimenez is a knock" (dazn)
Milan is collapsing. We need lewandowski in january

>Hall on the agenda approved in the City Council to encourage the use of bicycles by fans - Sala: "An opportunity to change fans' habits, especially since you can go to San Siro by bike, whereas it would have been difficult at San Donato"
Im sorry and I dont want to be mean but this is not going to work in italy

>>151685449
The future of calcio? Protegida.

>>151685449
Did you see what went down in Rio de Janeiro yesterday/today?

Has a hip problem?
More like a hip-hop problem

>over 100k subscribers on yt
>over 20k monthly listeners on spotify
>tracks with nearly 1m views
Sure whatever

>DICE paywalled the fucking radio in BF6
LMAO

>>151685706
you just know Locatelli tops some irrelevant Spotify/Apple Music stats

Locatellibros how do we cope

>>151685440
Ah this reminds me of the good ol' Virginia "mobilità muscolare" Raggi route.
Just get to the Tor di Valle stadium by bike bro don't worry you're not getting ran over on via del Mare

>>151685611
As if any of us would be able to listen to the radio with all the other sound effects going on (and how difficult it is to get into a vehicle kek)

>>151685858
>Locatellibros
>>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/

>>151685858
I feel like Locatelli isn't enough. He usually goes after important players in the locker room too, not just captains.
IIRC Denisov or Jankulovski weren't captains.

>>151685904
Also I dont think many italians own a bike (especially in the city). They rather have a scooter

>>151685858
because of how shit the midfield is, Spalletti will play him anyway

New Dutch manager will be announced soon! Who can turn this sinking ship around? The team isn’t performing, the patterns of play just aren’t happening and the new signings from kanker marokko and afghan aren’t gelling with their teammates.

>Luciano #Spalletti ha detto alla #Juventus: "Fatemi il contratto che volete, sono io che devrò dimostrarvi sul campo che merito la conferma, se non sarò all'altezza è giusto che mi licenziate"
>t. [ @romeoagresti su @twotalkstv]
Mo I don't know if it's true, but this bald man has my support

>>151686272
>but this bald man has my support
Romeo or Luciano?

>>151686277
Let's say both because Agresti doesn't bullshit as much as other journos usually

Whaat? Populism is failing? Wow I didnt know that. You are telling me this for the first time

Not calcio.

>>151685943
We DO exist

>>151686362
Maybe you're just a glowies bot

>>151686394
Didn't i post the one with the euros kit in 2024 too?

>>151686428
Yeye

>>151686394
Remember what they took from you

/polsci/ idea technocalcioism

>>151685552
wtf hue hues are total barbarians

What did I miss

>Il maestro's ppm
wtf

>>151686592
He fucked his best friend gf (based)

>Juventus, some of the players were in favor of Palladino's arrival [Reppublica]
Quite literally dying of laughter

>>151686272
>1 probably fabricated pr quote
>bald man has my support
this is why jj is in the state it is now
>>151686291
lets take a look at what the non populists achieved in the last 2 decades

>>151686592
>>151686643
He's fucking Emily Pallini, Ludwig's ex.
Ludwig is the "rapper" that was invischied in the illegal betting platform.

Mexicans players are too pampered in their country and collapse mentally when facing competition and adversities in europe

Voted Baudet again

>>151686859
>ask a fish what water is

>>151686952
dishonest rat
>>151686944
voted whoevers pro dutch flemish confederacy again

>>151686976
>nooo let me ignore all the positive things in my life
*Blub*

You know remember Jose Angel Esmoris Tasende, also called Angeliño

>Thiago Motta was doing ok
>Bremer gets injured
>Complete Collapse
>Thiago Motta sacked
>Tudor Appointed

>Tudor was doing ok
>Bremer gets injured
>Complete Collapse
>Tusdor is sacked
>Spaletti Appointed [You are here]

>Spaletti was doing ok
>Bremer gets injured
>Complete Collapse
>Spaletti is sacked
>??? Appointed

>??? was doing ok
>Bremer gets injured
>Complete Collapse
>??? is sacked
>???^{2} Appointed

>...
>...
>...
>...
>...

>>???^{N-1} was doing ok
>Bremer gets injured
>Complete Collapse
>??? is sacked
>???^{N} Appointed

Ah yes, because Bremer is a good player now

Voted for the gay man that makes the chuds seethe

>>151687131
Please understand, to a Dane a post like that feels like discovering fire

>>151687118
The collapse comes from an impatient management. Motta was doing great with the players he had

>>151687171
Good. Hopefully Comolli centralizes more and more power and keeps making retarded signings like openda, david and spaletti which will further sink Jj below Como, Lazio and Roma.

Giuntolli was unironically the good guy. ADL and Conte performed a masterpiece 8D schizo move by making Jj sack him simply by making Conte appear to maybe join Jj if they did so. This nuked any chance of a coherent and competent sporting project at Jj for next decade at least.

>>151687213
ADL learned from the IDF, Elkann from Hamas

Ehud barak to jJ (as sporting director)

>>151686592
not the first time he fucked someone's gf
>92
kwab

>Martinez was driving a chink SUV
Damn couldn't he afford anything better, I feel bad for the old fart. Imagine getting ran over by a chink shitbox

>having sutalo as your literal poster boy
Oh my days

TSUUUUtalo

>>151687637
Haha what international break are these silly gooses talking about

>>151687637
sus itch and ballerina...forgotten...

>>151687637
>pongracic
>elric
grimmest grim

Expected starting XI v Udinese (Openda will start over David)

Your PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for November are
- Stray
- EA Sports WRC 24
- Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

All playable from 4th November. Full details: http://play.st/47wSeFF

>>151687922
ywonaywbh

>>151687922
Stray? Extremely comfy plat

>>151686930
He faked an injury yesterday

>JUST IN: Spalletti arrival in Turin will be delayed by a few hours due to his attendance at a funeral. He might not make it in time for Juve Udinese.
The funeral? Jj's

Celtic are being linked with Robbie Keane as the next manager. Won titles in two countries with similar quality leagues to ours. The fans I've read all against it because one of his jobs was in Israel and he had the temerity not to resign immediately after Oct 7th in solidarity with Hamas. I really don't know when this Pally obsession began amongst "my people" but I really do wish they'd crawl under a rock and expire.

>>151687637
Modric and Perisic will be playing for Croatia well into the 2050s.

>>151687969
This is a tremendous picture. I'm going to go out on a limb and say a top 5 /seriea/ masterpiece (nothing will ever top SCOSSA)

>>151687969
Quality edit

>>151687960
>Extremely comfy plat
Completing that Zurk pursuit without being caught was anything but comfy.

Comfy sky, we're back in our hot chocolate with a swirl of rum era now

>zirk pursuit
Foreshadowing serie ass next transfer market

>>151688168
I lucked out hard I guess, got it on my 2nd try lol

Why the fuck did you have to remind me of Zirkzegru's existance
Hickey when

>>151688267
has hickey stopped being perma ded yet

>>151688281
Do we care, look at our current squad lmao

>>151688267
You literally share a country with specimens like this, go and exchange hickeys with them or smth

>>151688300
Hickeys are considered a sign of bimbominkiaggine in our lawless country...

Di Gregorio

Kalulu
Gatti
Kelly

McKennie
Locatelli
Koopmeiners
Cambiaso

Yildiz

Vlahovic
Openda

>>151688330
Kelly (Bremer)

imagine playing today, of all days

>>151687726
this

>>151688289
>sneedgrova-milik-kerk
>pogba-miretti-kurpmeiners
>hickey-cabal-bremerd-scoglio
jj formerly alive

>>151688480
Why is Cuesta fielding an injured fullback

>>151688464
>sack Tudor
>journos are suddenly completely clueless about the starting 11
mhmmmm

>>151688464
>floyd/kalunegru out deanyboy huisen in
>onegru out soufle in
kys grimtoli

>>151687637
sutalo is okay tho

>>151688464
Where is Lennon Miller?!

:skull:

sutalo would improve jj

>>151688464
what in the goddamn fuck is this
>>151688531
Too white

>>151688536
armenian genocide denier outfit

he cute

>Milan owner Cardinale attracted criticism from Cagliari President Giulini after claiming in a recent interview that “In the United States, no one wants to see Cagliari against Lecce, and that’s a problem. Competition is the essence of sport, but it’s not rewarded financially.”

>Giulini replied to Cardinale with a post on X social media: “Dear Cardinale, it’s easy to say that nobody cares about Cagliari-Lecce when one only knows Sardinia as a tourist,” said the Rossoblu president.

Cute Brambilla footage is up

>injuried yildiz playing
this can't go wrong can it

Last 2 digits is when Gatti does his chapel

>Perkelenkamp
I now remember Aj*x - Juve from 3 years ago

Great header from Kelly

>30 seconds to kill Ferguson
kek

We can move around the ball THIS quickly?!

Opendarc Raider with the pre-foul ball :)

diving little zingaro

DVSAN

What crimes against humanity did blud witness to end up with a look in his eyes like this?

BRAMBILLA ERA.

BRAMBILLABALL

Not gonna lie, when he did that lil jump I thought about the worse...

>no goals for like 3 weeks
>1 goal in the first 4 minutes with Brambillaball
I KNEEL

>all this enthousiasm
>zingaro celebrating even the smallest things
This team hated Turdor so much lol

>>151688993
Igor Tudor’s Juventus

forgot they signed bailey

>>151689014
Grim

>ferguson ded
wew

Did zingaro play with the iverson sleeve last game?

Opendarc Raider will end the game with 1 goal and 1 assist.

watching roma instead of the minnows on their 5th aimless ocnsecutive season

>lele fiano told fuori by nazi operaios in venice

Wtf i thought venice was civilized che vergogna

Openda could fuel the entire Italian vehicular system with how much he hated that zingaro

>counter attacks, one-twos, multiple players making runs into the box
Take Tudor to court over that wage he’s “owed”

Just saw Gnostic do something useful that wasn't a cross

OPENDA'S (disallowed) ASSIST

Lloydston McKelly

>>151689097
Everyone is playing decently lmao

Tudor must have threatened Openda to a rubber plantation in the first training, no player has ever played against a manager like that in history

inescapable

>>151689140
Just giggled in the polling station

>>151689140
Omega kek instant classic

What's for dinner /seriea/?

The Udinese kit colour looks too much like the Chiral Gold colour you unlock in DS

>>151689159
Made a quiche lorraine and have some tomato soup in the fridge to go with it.

You?

Kostic can move like THAT?!

>>151689159
Expired lidl fondue with lidl baguette and white wine

>kelly beats 2 men and dribbles out of pressure to play a forward pass
>vlahovic spins his man instead of falling down and losing possession
what the fuuuuck

Kalulu RWB for 3 months

Is brambilla motta-adjacent or is he more allegrian?

>>151689188
Intrasting.

I got some chicken breast and mushrooms. Too lazy to go out and buy some cooking cream, might just dip it in mustard and stir-fry everything together

>>151689213
Love me lidl baguettes.

Zingaro I kneel

Gnostic just fractured 3 of that guy's pine disks

Kostic is about to re-unify Jugoslavia all by himself

cam on apudinese

Openda has infinite IQ

Aaaaaaaaaaand would you look at that, judgind by the comments le epic bramBVLLa solved soccer which le ebil tudor had ruined, just like le epic tudor solved soccer which le ebil motta had ruined (fielding vlahoGOD instead of random abomini is a colpaccio tattico in shitaly)

Openda makes me more angry than seeing a woman that is ugly tbqh

For me, it's not playing kalunegru as wingback

All women are beautiful

Brambilla wins serie ass with verona next season
t. knovver

POST BAILEY WEBM THIS INSTANT

>>151689307
I can't read this, take your meds

BREHS

How the FUCK

bailey really is something special

was tudor keeping kostic's wife hostage or what?

Soule (DNA) gole

Kostic's body has been possessed by Belgio #1 (forma de anfetamines y morder sopra el orechios)

its offside

watch this get overturned while milans didnt

*is fixed*

or they'll just invent an imaginary handball instead if that fails

absolute joke of a league

If he was Brazilian his name would be tudoraldo

Locatelli did his thing

:skull:

shrimpazo

Whos kurp?

first basic
then shrimpy
which meme player to score against juve next

Zaniolo scored? Surely they mean zanoli

Piotrowski looks like somebody who'd post on /k/

>>151689447
Not even the deepest cellars of the Barilla plant have this much spaghetti in them

Josip Martinez could have hit Locatelli with his car and everyone would have been happy but he chose some old dude instead

CAM ON SBALLET
Do your anti-captain thing

>>151689469
Just taking the armband from him is too little, even a contract termination would make me happier than needing to watch the shitter he is until a team is stupîd enough to buy him

*slides chirally*

Nothing is as dangerous as a player on my fanta bench

>>151689447
LA ZOZZONNA

https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/10/man-accidentally-gets-leech-up-his-nose-it-took-20-days-to-figure-it-out/
Man accidentally gets leech up his nose. It took 20 days to figure it out.

I want to be Zaniolo's step-dad so bad.

>this is offside even though Suzuki's line of sight is blocked by Parma players and not by Celik
>but Milan goals against Pisa were okay
Really makes you think

>bailey subbed out
big oof

Nervy start to the 2nd half

>>151689621
subbed because of missed chance he is not recovering from this....gasparcini is losing it

>>151689621
Ferguson also got subbed out
Is he injured as well?
Is it Gasperinis bees?
You know who rarely got injured?
Shomurodov
>>151689447
Allegri somehow

The Marmot is doing everything in his power to forbid Openda from scoring

Bayonetta

kek what the hell is openda doing

SCHIZOpenda

Opendeadcells looking where he'll pass the ball before giving it challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

Why the fuck do Brambilla's assistants look exactly like him but in different flavours?

Starfieldelli needs to end up in ashes

Good shot and decision by zingaro

wonder how they will disallow this one

would have coomed a cruisemissile if that went in

>>151689778
the bbioli special

Openda is about to score. Lock in to your screen, it's time.

waiting for inter game

CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS

gud header

GATTONE
GATTONE
GATTONE

The Kelly parnership fueled him!

Based Gatti

>shitter teams without any aim in the season losing an even game to a set piece
a serie ass staple

I would really appreciate if Cloacatelli didn't throw away every single ball he touches

slugatelli

Saved

Did we hire Sniper Wolf overnight? Why are all Apudinese players dying

Don't worry guys the 26 year old wonder kid who definitely isn't a flop will surely win the game

>>151689935
gonna have to be more specific

Giuntoli almost spent 20m for Goglichidze

Yeah David is unsaveable

He's up

I always carried the assumption that Openda and David were good players who just played in league I never watched but after seeing them both play for Juve, I can say with ease that they're both giga shitters

>>151689996
jury might still be out on openda

>>151689996
comolli is ligue 1 maestro trust

>>151690013
GIGA SHITTER but can run fast

>>151689996
heh... my ngubus... just need more time...

DONKEY

I think David needs to score within the next 4 minutes

DOVYK DID A THING

DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID

It's time.

I wouldn't go to Sudan

Brambillaball Koopmeiners will revolutionize /seriea/

most dangerous lead.

gasp been seething a lot

He looks particularly pale today lmao

nice subs there gasp you fucking retard

Doué died again and looks pretty serious

>>151690135
Did he get ran over by Pepo Martinez?

Turco fucking HATES David lads

>>151690135
noo not my new mbappe

Yildiz is absolutely losing it

Era + Davidu will miss it

>Jj wins a game without Bremer
the balance has shifted

why are so many brazilians named Igor?

>>151690167
Name three

no era for me

For me, it's era but only because I want Locatelli to miss it and kill himself

dybala is a big diver

>>151690175
Igor Paixao
Igor Jesus
Igor Silva

Dildiz? Golazo

CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So this is what it feels to win a game...I almost forgot...

>remove tumor
>Jj wins
simple as, let's see what happens with bald fraud

>>151690240
>happens with bald fraud
Have you checked Spaletti's haircut recently?

>have fantacalcio open in background
>gol de yildsh
>crowd cheering noise start playing from the fanta tab bc yildsh is in my squadrone
lmao how long has this been a thing

>>151690218
Awwwww, here it goes

2 points earned on the meneghin zoo.

My dad called Runjaic a zingaro for literally no reason lol

-29m

>>151690256
Sounds like it's time to have a zoomer edit of Spalletti. Also a normal hairful edit of him

>>151690196
igor (fiocretina)

Wait did Gatti get an hair transplant

Igor (Bremer)

>Cats MOTM
Would've given it to the zingaro tbf

>>151690262
mind = blown

Cuesta dipped too much into the Arteta cosplayer meme
>>151690262
Years. It still catches me by surprise

Golazo Dildiz (I refuse to acknowledge the second penalty)

Liquid-anons face when

Openheimer

Caqueret

floriani and aaron martin scouting time

Kenan #Yildiz equalled Paul Pogba as the player with the most goals scored for #Juventus before turning 21 y.o. in #SerieA in the three points for a win era (11). Carat.

genoa anon.... I...

Bonazzul

He do be looking very egyptian

>Juve will make an attempt to renew Vlahovic’s contract.
- Mirko Of Christmas

calcioo

do inter niggas rate sucic

need moar grinta

>>151690606
>watch david and onegru for not even half a season
>renew vlach for 20m/year
completely rational reaction desu

-30s

Cambiaso n Toldo watching game. based

Fun fact on September 7th 2025
someone in [redacted] did a Google searched for
>w925s st

If Inter doesn't win this I tribvte Pioli.

should be yellow

CHUDS BTFO

Related to calcio because Koopmeiners was involved in this

>>151690770
>to be extended if qualify to UCL 2026/27.
n

murderball.

i hope inter starts to tackle back.

bisseck gud defending.

intrasting to see how chivu does against bioli

>>151690757
Super DNA

no energy

>>151690592
Celik robbed again

holy refball

>>151690863
Looks like a 40 (but he's going to look like that in his 60s) yo Dybala

>>151690757
Dybala-esque

gud chance

IN SERIE B
*clap clap clap clap*
WE'RE GOING BACK TO SERIE B
*clap clap clap clap*
WE'RE GOING BACK TO SERIE B
*clap clap clap clap*
WE'RE GOING BACK TO SERIE B-I-I

era for me.

>bonazzoli overhead kick goal
Wonder where I have seen that before

>>151690951
>>151690954
Would make sense since he has some Argentinian in him on occasion (referencing the buttsex he has with his Argentinian hockey bf/fiance/husbando)

barella sloppy today

Move here for my Rob Jetten fanfics:
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