Thread 151677366

Saturday 1 November 2025

Brighton v Leeds
Burnley v Arsenal
C Palace v Brentford
Fulham v Wolves
Nottm Forest v Man Utd
Spurs v Chelsea
Liverpool v Aston Villa

Sunday 2 November 2025

West Ham v Newcastle
Man City v AFC Bournemouth

Monday 3 November 2025

Sunderland v Everton

Finally a proper thread for us footie enjoyers

Comfy

Hello it is me

Fulham came so close to choking

Get fucked Wrexham

>>151677436
we like Wrexham here

>>151677448
nah, fuck those Hollywood sheep shaggers

>>151677448
Nah we don't, plastic astroturfed fake club of wankers

Nah fuck Wrexham

i like the wrexham red dragons because i love deadpool!!! :DDDD

>>151677455
>>151677461
>>151677462
kek

four threads in the catalogue boys, ya I'm thinking we're back

Why are Fulham doing so crap this season? Is it just because of a quiet transfer window?

Already a thread, Liversissy.

>>151677312
>>151677312
>>151677312

i like the wrexham red dragons because i love it's always sunny and deadpool!!! :DDDD

>>151677486
>four threads in the catalogue boys, ya I'm thinking we're back
>Ryan Reynolds
Grim

>>151677488
>Why are Fulham doing so crap this season? Is it just because of a quiet transfer window?
yeah

>>151677488
Their away form is absolutely shit. I don't think they need to worry about relegation yet though its a poor start. They'll be fine.

>>151677500
that's wrexham (I famously call them 'wreck 'em' because that's what I want them to do to their opponents) owner and Canadian HERO Ryan Reynolds

>>151677488
Marco Silva is kinda overrated

>>151677495
Nobody wants to be around you character-schizos

>>151677528
wreck it ralph yaaaaay :3 go blake lively!

>>151677534
You mean you cant hack the banter liversissy. More than happy to have your shitty thread earlier though wasnt you.

>>151677528
thank you for claiming him, tired of bongs insinuating that whole takeover shit is american
rob mcelhenny (SORRY HIS NAME IS ROB MAC NOW I FORGOT) is dirt poor compared to reynolds, this has been a canadian thing since the start

>>151677488
Uninspiring squad but most of their losses have only been 1 goal fine margins 2bh, idk if they have anyone injured but they could probably put it together. ESR, Wilson and Iwobi are decent

>>151677544
shes so pretty :)

Liverpool are so fucking shit. How do you lose 4 league games in a row after spending £500M in 1 summer. Embarrassing really.

>>151677560
You can have Tom Brady taking over Brum then

>>151677580
but what about taylor :3

>>151677544
>see's blake lively
> tells scarjo to take a hike
he's just like me

>>151677609
>fumbles jessica Biel
It was over before it ever began

>>151677596
I don't even think they're a bad side, it's just their transfer window gave people unrealistic expectations which they are obviously falling below. They'll finish comfortably top 4 unless El Slotto really shits the bed and makes a mess of things.

>>151677596
They are raped bitches kek

>he brought his liverpool schizo character here
Welp this was a good thread ruined.

>>151677625
Nah theyre fucking shit lad and that manager of theirs is a bald Dutch fraud. The thing that makes me laugh is how those scouse rodents believe theyre anything special.

Trent knew this and made a move to a proper club.

Arr Ryan has bagged some fitties tho

>>151677599
he's a part owner, same with JJ Watt at burnley. reynolds and mcelhenney full takeover its different

>>151677648
Kys Liversissy

>>151677661
>he's a part owner, same with JJ Watt at burnley. reynolds and mcelhenney full takeover its different
Are you the guy that says we reap what we sow with letting NFL style shit takeover here?

>>151677633
Trans Dyke is such a zesty buck

400k a week mind you

>>151677623
>walkingoutofthepoolinthe2001comedysummercatch.gif

>>151677669
get ready for cheerleaders, halftime shows and tailgating

I had a kebab and chips and a double chicken burger with garlic mayo. It was fucking proper

>>151677677
Oh fr and dont even get me started on that shit cunt they call "The Egyptain Queen". Another 500k a week.

>>151677669
no, but whoever said that wasn't wrong.

>>151677686
Ya Don't get that around Wrexham

>>151677686
Based. Im scouse and has a rat from the bins. Wish I could afford kebab la but my UC hasn't come in yet.

>>151677680
>>151677713
for me it's her in blade and staring at her hips

>>151677684
>cheerleaders
to be fair crystal palace already did/do that, which i never really understood. halftime shows are already happening in the CL final aren't they, and tailgating is really not much different from you guys going to a pub before a match
but yeah the americanisms will get worse over time

>>151677731
Do you like the Americanisms for your sports thoughbeit

>>151677680
post it I dare you

>>151677680
we don't type out the names of our fave gifs here

>>151677752
i mean when you're born and raised with them you don't think about it. i wish we had less commercials but our sports have a lot of built in stops anyway.
but to sorta answer your question no i dont want americanisms to take over your sport because i like it the way it is

based real thread + splitting anon (dont feel bad it was a necessary split from the schizos)

I also wish we were allowed flares and we could go mental in the stands without trannies seething, like they do on the continent. I unironically enjoy watching the ultra crowd videos I find them so wholesome

mbuemo and cunha will murder the league and carry utd to top4. united will try to repeat this success by buying the best players from bottom half pl teams for the next decade. like the bayern of epl

>>151677770
Yeah that's true I see it when I watch NBA now and again, I hope it doesn't happen here either but we'll see

>>151677809
Would be based but the Sky 6 tourist customers wouldn't like that

>>151677805
based acknowledger

>>151677809
yeah but then you're one step away from the same shitty 5 second chant on loop for 15 minutes straight while banging a drum. eastern euros are especially bad about this but i notice it a lot with german clubs too
when barca played newcastle last month, i saw a quote from frenkie de jong which i just googled to copy paste, regarding the newcastle supporters
>“They are real football fans, engaging with the moments of the game."
which is what i like about british supporters, not just the same chant over and over for 15 minutes, it's ok to respond to the game and flow with it. sometimes you're quieter when the game is quiet sometimes you're loud when something is happening

>>151677817
>they gunna murder
bro it's 9 games in and they've done fuck all

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR

>>151677893
utd is unironically back. 3atb is the future as well.

>>151677893
Done better than Wirtz and Isak

>>151677893
KEK

850 million pounds to play like Stoke

>>151677893
Couldn't even stab Grimsby nevermind murder

>>151677936
Spanish Poolis

>>151677914
yeah they're back just missing out on CL lmao

>>151677919
>they dun better than I suck and the Wirtz so they be good
kek

>>151677893
>bro it's 9 games in and they've done fuck all
but enough about Liverpool's new lads (all of them)

>>151677911
Fuck 4chan cockblockers

>>151677941
That was before lammens the de gea regen. onana+bayindir are generationally shit

united are finishing top 4 and arsenal are winning the league

hahahahahahaha yeah right

>>151677946
An entire footballing institution mindbroken by Tony Pulis

>>151677966
If they think need a goalkeeper to get past a League Two minnow, they've got a lot more problems than just who's in net.

>>151677366 (OP)
Brighton
Arsenal
Palace
Fulham
United
Chelsea
Villa/Draw

Draw
Bournemouth

Sunderland

>>151677989
Doesn't help when Benjamin Tesco Xpress ghosts

i wouldn't even care about this "new" set piece long throw corner meta if they didn't take so long to do them. long throw takes like a minute cause they gotta walk over to the ball, dry it off with a towel for 15 seconds, etc. corners take forever too

People giving Sunderland way too much credit for beating the 3 bottom teams and winning against Chelsea via an offside goal

turning into basketball when a foul and 2 free throws takes about 2 minutes to get through

>>151678010
they just need to swap the balls and give them a dry one at throw ins and corners

Who's the Matthew Etherington of Arsenal

>>151678020
no one in /epl/ watches football they just check the score ticker to shitpost

>>151678038
there was a ref, i forget which game but it was this season, who told whoever it was to stop drying the ball and hurry up. i don't even know if that's in the rules or not but i appreciated it at the time

>Top Goalscorer
>5 goals
>Midtable
Fucking hell

>>151678077
I know Calafiori got a towel taken off him by the referee in the Newcastle game cause there were a couple of memes about it afterwards. Apparently both clubs discuss things like towels being placed near the spare balls and you have to like agree to use them officially or whatever otherwise no towels for you.

>>151678100
pulisball was ugly as sin but it got results

Hi I am a liverpool fan and I'm a tranny

>>151677968
Liverpool are getting relegated

>>151678190
KEKOLA

>>151678190
>UNBELIEVABLE JEFF

>>151678206
Checks out

>>151678058
Big Vik

Why were the 2000s midtable and relegation teams so SOVL? Shitters like Dave Kitson, James Beattie, Michael Chopra

Manchester United are gonna win the Premier League this season. Arsenal bottle it again.

L-L-L-LOOK OUT LIVERPOOL THERE'S A LHOST!

>>151678020
GB calm down you pathetic cunt loser. They WILL finish above your pathetic little oil club and their fans ARE better. St. James' is nearly as bad as Anfield with how silent it is.

>>151678514
yeah you tell that geordie mackem

>>151678559
Jews of the league

the carabao games were so boring i put on an old samurai film instead at half time
looks like fulham won on penalties? guess i could have watched that
but luckily we have some god 6 tomorrow so shouldnt be necessary again

>>151678587
Getting relegated was promised to them 2000 years ago

>>151678614
Daily mail went round asking palace fans who the worst PL fanbase is

Arsenal won resoundingly

>>151678637
Palace don't find Liverpool annoying because they beat them with ease

Livercunt fine with citing the Daily Mail as a source if it makes his club look a bit better on 4chan.org. Any other time and we'll be bored with "racist source la' use the Echo la'"

>>151678648
Very true

>>151678648
is that why youre having a melty aw
is it because sharteta shitted and flopped at klanfield

>>151678599
The Scouse messiah shall return

keith andrews is a better manager than mikel arteta and that set piece fanny the gooners jelqing to

brentford have better players than arsenal too

>>151678694
That's why Arsenal bought Norgaard and Raya

>>151678648
Oh dear you've set him off now. Expect a liversissy melty.

kels > raya
van den berg > shartliba
hendo >>>>>>>>>>>> declan shite
damsgaard >>>>> odeshaart
thiago > shiteres

>>151678707
>Oh dear you've set him off now
Yep looks like it

>>151678648
Howling how quickly this one shagged him RIGHT up the ARSE HOLE!

Always remember that it's OUR fault Liverpool are staring down the barrel of facing a resurgent Villa followed by Real Madrid then Man City

crazy to think that graham potter is doing whatever sweden managers do right now instead of managing west ham

Come into the thread after leaving Canada failed to post Jessica Biel
End up seeing mantroony talking about cocks up the arse. Why are they so gay?

>>151678736
Why is he so easy to set off?

aw you have serious mental problems

So it looks like Mantroony is a fan of arsenal too. Could he have been aw all along?

>>151679083
He's gonna spend the rest of the night replying to himself

Caught Liversissy on camera and you'll never guess what

>>151678694
>jelqing
kek

corrr finkin huge loss to the geordie scummers tomorrow
followed by spamming ere until 7a.m. that alright lads?

oh my days is that starboy mainoo pinging it to starboy saka, quick emily pass me the smelling salts i'm kneeling

>>151677648
yeah you can tell it's been a proper meltdown for him tonight, posting bait all night and no one is biting. sad thing to spend a night doing

Bumbaclaaaaat

tonight liverpool will have a comeback season #don'tcountthemout

>>151679231
u fink?

It's the Legitimately A Paedophile Derby tomorrow as Swansea take on City so look forward to that

Really enjoyed October, lads.

>>151680126
Me too Mbeumo bro

>>151680126
Same.

he's so fucking shit lol

>>151680333
czeched

>>151680194
Lol

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c781zwgx419o

shitsenal customers absolutely BOILING in the hys kekaroooooo

Personally can't see how a team utilising all the tools available to them is a bad thing.

Mantroony really is going to spend the rest of the night talking to himself, hate to see that amount of mental illness

TRVTHNVKE

>>151681153
My brother in christ can you stop with the character posting for one thread.

and there he goes

>>151677366 (OP)
Aston Villa has the ability to do the funniest thing possible.
Watching Liverpoo fans whine on YouTube is my entertainment while I eat dinner.

sopa de macaco

>>151681427
Based brazilbro

>>151681427
Slobbo will bail them out, probably a bore draw

>>151677366 (OP)
Brighton
Arsenal
Draw
Draw
United
Draw
Liverpool

Newcastle
Bournemouth

Draw

>>151681824
>liverpool
Not sure

>>151681824
Spurs Chelsea draw??

>>151681913
They're both decent tbf

>>151681954
Yeah but Chelsea are missing Palmer and starting Guiu

>>151681980
They still got Neto who can bag though plus Spurs defense doesn't look amazing

jadon sancho will dab on liverpool

>>151680126
Mbeumo has to be signing of the summer

When life gives you Lammens

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/oct/28/long-throw-trend-prompts-ifab-to-consider-time-limit-for-taking-throw-ins
>Liverpool are weak to long throws
>They start considering banning them
Not allowed to beat us la it’s cheating la only we’re allowed to win or use set pieces la

>>151685411
>Among other amendments to the rules considered by the Ifab advisory panels was the possibility of extending the video assistant referee protocols to allow officials to intervene if they adjudge a second yellow card has been awarded incorrectly.
Most interesting part of the article

we're just laughing at you spending a billion quid to play like rory delap aw

my inside sources have told me that the City verdict will possibly drop in two weeks time.

>>151685473
Wonder if this is why journos are so upset over them. The Wenger-era Arsenal is dead.

>>151685454
sounds like a good idea because many times you see 2nd yellows for a nothing challenge but I also think the assistants and the ref all look out for each other and dont outright say "you are wrong on that card". I also dont like the idea of more control. knowing english refs it just makes it more of a mess

Very sad seeing mantroony spending the night alone in this thread like a hall monitor

good bread :DDD

>>151682485
Mr freedom fighter dabbing from the bench

>>151685602
Wenger spent years trying to make Arsenal into Barcelona lite and now Arteta has turned them into Stoke lite. 17th for goals from open play is just hilarious, Wenger must be in tears watching Arsenal play.

>>151685473
Delap would go for £100m these days, just like Rice.

My knee hurts not sure if I can go swimming today

>Josh Dasilva has signed a new contract with Brentford until the end of the season, with a club option of an extra year.
>Dasilva’s contract expired this summer, but the midfielder has remained at the club to complete his rehab after suffering a significant knee ligament injury in February 2024, and has now extended his stay in west London.
A better signing than any Liverpool made this season

every time arsenal are called the favourites their fans (voodoo adherers) consider this a bad omen and sacrifice a chicken to make amends

if arsenal play an away game at your local make sure to watch out for scissors as they will use locks of hair in their rituals
if you have to go to london i recommend wearing a hair net for protection

Arsewhites are upstanding Christians unlike you.

>>151686766
sorry, you stand up when you wipe your arse like a good christian?

>>151686770
this guy did not sign his post btw in case anyone was wondering

>>151686699
Chelsea 05 lite. I’ll take that if it means we win games and make the media seethe.
I need MORE set piece goals and MORE one nils. Idc

Just so we're all in the same page: he is innocent and it is all Mendes fault

>>151687360
seems like a good bloke to me having a beer with the lads

My girl is working at Wolves today, said everyone looks so depressed there. Kek

>>151687416
chelsea will play their b team and are in shit form they could pip them unironically

>>151687416
I grew up there. Can confirm. it’s like that all the time.

>>151687416
I went to Southampton a few weeks ago. Would never go back. Everything below York is depressing as fuck.

>Premier League Shooting Grades

>The highest-graded players in front of goal this season

Notice anything?

It's October and Haaland is only 4 goals away from equating Isak's entire tally from last season

>>151687501
>Rutter
He's fucking shit at finishing and I'm a Brighton fan

>>151687501
Christ what shit heap

>>151687416
Your girl is getting turned out by that black guy they signed from Belgium? Aronkadare?

>>151687540
ete sech

jinxing it

>>151687576
another chicken sacrificed

>>151687234
Steve Kean
Dave Merrington
Egil Olsen
Ossie Ardiles
Ruben Amorim
MASSIVE

>>151677941
kek tbf they got one goal against grimsby

Are you going trick or treating this year?

>>151687561
Oh, a 4chan user with BBC fantasies.
How new and original.

>>151687639
yeah im going ask benjamin sesko, got a nice sheet to use to dress up as that ghost

>>151687641
He's scouse, please understand.

>>151687641
but enough about you

>>151687416
So your daughter is busy being passed around the dressing room while you're posting about her on 4chan?

Bryan Mbigblackcock is a right player int he?

Pulis has a column on BBC Sport now.
Great new reason for me to stare at BBC in the morning.
God I want BBC's contents deep inside my guts.

>>151687773
>daughter

Who's playing in the cup tonight

>>151687780
>t. average englishman in 2025

>>151687416
probably because they saw her fat mug and rolls spilling out under her shirt aw

>>151687833
You've rinsed him

>>151687576
confirms spurs 25/26 champs

>>151687821
all the big 6 i assume

>>151687869
there's one missing i think

>>151687886
oh one played yesterday? must have missed it

>>151687895
i just feel bad for all those sacrificed chickens

>>151687821
>>151687869
>>151687886
I see
Arsenal
City
Liverpool
Chelsea
Spurs

>>151687896
i don't think there was much on yesterday

>>151687913
do only the ones playing in europe play today or something

>>151687903
me too but at least their fanbase didn't go starving

lol the highbury libury

>Chants by some opposition supporters, which refer to the Emirates as a "library", have highlighted what can be perceived as a lack of noise at the ground.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cpv10x9wekwo

where does he go?

tran u so he can play next to penandesh

>>151687999
Man City finally get their man
Or Spurs.

>>151687999
liverpool, wirtz can be his understudy

>>151687999
arsenna

>>151687999
Already joining Newcastle to link up with Bruno and bring the Brozilian Bromance™ to the PL. Confirmed £60m January purchase.

>>151687973
Holy shit they are getting desperate.
I’m quite enjoying this.
>THEY ARE WINNING! WE MUST POST HARDER

>>151687903
More get sacrificed by the yids every year

There's only one Bruno in the league and he's from Brazil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frhzaxHf0Qo
TWAT!

would rather have every slag into ghostface and art the clown be sacrificed for arsenal, liverpool or united to win the league

>>151688275
incel vibes much? run it back

>>151688275
They will mindlessly do a 180 if they see other women doing it in droves. Yesterday, women think gaming headsets and gaming chairs and gaming keyboards are major icks. Today, women have their own gaming headsets and gaming chairs and gaming keyboards, but in pink, to really let you know they're not like the boys.

>>151688275
>would rather have every slag into ghostface and art the clown be sacrificed
what

>>151688325
cry harder aw

Arsewhites cry only for the sanctity of race + nation.

>>151687999
1 or 2 hours after the article came out, he posted a picture of himself and his 2 sons inside the stadium

>>151688448
nice, what did he have for lunch?

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-like it, li-li-li
Here we go, SCOUSERS LOST FOUR IN A ROW

>>151688379
sorry, arse whipes cry for the sanitary rag and nasal spray?

>>151688481
that wolves mongoloids girls fat creamy rotten midlander cunt
Paqueta could've done better

oh my word look at those starboys kobbie mainoo and bukayo saka celebrating together, pass me my nasal spray would you darling?! i'm feeling my eyes start to water!

OH MY GOODNESS ARE THOSE ENGLAND'S VERY OWN STARBOYS BUKAYO SAKA AND KOBBIE MAINOO!!!

f-f-FOURR?!

>>151687833
Was going to make a retort to this but you got dubs so I guess you win. She's pretty and trim though.
Says she much prefers working at Villa as people don't look sad.

>>151688535
how about you tell her to focus on her job instead of nitpicking every countenance she comes across?

>>151688554
She does very well at her job and attends matches unlike yourself, or anyone else in this thread for that matter.

>>151688497
>>151688533
So excited for tonight's /lug/

>>151688554
you've only gone and done him

is every club just going to rest their players for the milk cup

>>151688561
seems like she spends more time judging people and gossiping with you on the phone than doing her job, much less watching the games. I have half a mind to make a phone call

>>151688554
BODIED THAT SCOUSE FREAK

>>151687913
Something's missing but idk what

>>151688575
This is Liverpool's big day out

>>151688579
yeah well women from manchester are lazy, that's why some of the men even turn to each other!

>>151688575
Manchester United will

>>151686753
Arsna fans are black (African) not black (Carribbean) so it'll be juju or obeah not voodoo.

>>151688599
kekd

>>151688599
how come?

>>151688581
Look at him recoil when a job is mentioned

>>151688606
Because they're not playing tonight

>>151688611
why not?

>>151688613
Because they lost to Grimsby

Lads we've upset Liversissy. He's gonna reply to himself all night now.

>>151688621
HAHAHAHAHA

>>151688621
kekd

>>151688621
oh no no no no no no

>>151688621
AIEEEEEEE AW HELP ME THEY'RE BULLYING ME FOR LOSING AND TROONIN OUT

>>151688601
in london? maybe now dunno but not when they became the black team

>>151688621
THE Manchester United lost to Grimsby?

Only big clubs play tonight

>>151688579
>make a phone call
You've never been to a match.
It's as obvious as your 24hr a day samefagging on and off VPN. It's a bit pathetic to be honest but I guess if it gets you through this difficult period where the club you plastic for is having a bad run of form.

>>151688621
Stop it mate they don't even have a match to watch tonight

>>151688621
deary me

>>151688646
the leaf is very secretive about the team he supports but ive been putting together an ai assisted report on the match threads he shows up in which i think it going to shed a little light on the matter

>>151688646
don't need to lash out at me because the missus is slacking off at work (and probably stealing from the register if her choice of partner is any indication of her character)

>>151688623
Does he not have a job?

>>151688642
They identify with African blackness in London not Carribbean. They don't hide this fact. They dedicated their away shirt to it last season and have Rwanda on their sleeve

>>151688646
calm down tran u, you spell like an Indian

>>151688646
>as your
Learn how to spell you uneducated chav

>>151688621
did amorim at least win at pokemon?

>>151688660
Righto mate.
Please consider a career in stand up.

>>151688666
he even lost that and ended up picking peas

>>151688662
yardies? you from north london?

>>151688673
blimey, tell me he at least won at operation

>>151688661
>liverpool
>job

Come on, anon...

>>151688673
>>151688666
absolute joke of a manager

>>151688672
thanks mate I needed the push!

>>151688691
KEKKKK

>>151688665
I mean, that's pretty embarrassing for you.
Might be worth retiring one of those VPNs lad.

>>151688691
kek you win

>>151678266
Was Vidic actually this good? Damn

>>151688691
another loss unfortunately for him, maybe he fared better at guess who

Based VdV, Salah and Gyokeres bagging more than Cunthair and Benjamin Tesco

might watch the liverpool game tonight and scout wirtz to track his progress against a physical and motivated crystal palace

>>151688713
ah well, wasnt a completely wasted day by the looks of that snood

>>151688719
Liverpool must be above Man United in the league then

>>151688727
good on the lad for levelling up his knitting game

>>151688731
Anon...

>>151688653
you're going to be hard pressed there, I tend to politely ask someone what channel the game is on before retreating to my chair to settle in with a tea, a view of the window, and a good story unfolding before me

he's playing with his dolls again

>>151688745
W-what?

>>151688755
It's Liverpool, they...

din dins

>>151688731
Does Gyokeres play for Liverpool? You've been done yet again

>>151688751
You sound like me, if I was born bent

>>151688766
Spit it out anon! What about Liverpool?!

>>151688767
my din din

>>151688773
done him

Post rare amorims

>>151688779
LIVERPOOL ARE 7TH!! I'm so sorry, anon.

>>151688773
Be gentle with that sped. He's from Manchester and in the middle of transitioning.

>>151688775
we don't sign our posts here

>>151688793
No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?? THIS CAN'T BE REAL.

>>151688789
rare amorims? probably when he wins then

>>151688808
Afraid so :/

Easy now

>>151688813
But HOW are we 7th and WHO is above us??

>>151688798
scenes when he's crying about slipperpool even though he's being done in by an arsenal fan

>>151688820
Anon... Liverpool lost 4 games in a row in a frankly embarrassing fashion.

>>151688646
The only genuine flags in this general is uk and Ireland. Every single other flag is probably one or two people with a VPN and cuckpass (probably the janny too)

>>151688830
B-but we're the might reds, la! We are the champions and just spent £500 MILLION in the summer...

We're all laughing at Shamorim while mantroony is having a breakdown

>>151688840
Point and laugh at that crossdresser

>>151688798
> in the middle of transitioning.
Ahhhhh that's why xhe was wearing a wig when xhe was on the phone the other day

>>151688838
Which makes it so much more embarrassing. I hate it but its true. Manchester United are above us and made us their bitch AT ANFIELD.

>>151688848
Crossdresser at the Theatre of Crossdreams

>>151688852
Why didn't Wirtz and Isak do something to stop them? We broke the transfer record TWICE to sign them! Fuck. I feel like such a cuck supporting this team...

>>151688789
Does this count

>>151688857
Kek

>>151688867
Well, they're flops. The Leverkusen and Newcastle scammed us HARD. I too feel like a cuck, as a lifelong Liverpool fan.

>>151688857
kekd

>>151688884
this one does

>>151688902
LOL he isn't wrong though

Which match are you looking forward to tonight?

>>151688891
I'm watching the highlights of the game right now and I can't believe what I'm seeing. Even the Egyptian King and the Man Mountain were useless... we're paying them 400K a week each...

The worst part? When Slabhead scored the winner my gf gasped. It's so over for us scouse las.

>>151688915
>Swansea vs City
>United vs
Oh wait

>>151688915
cheeky bit of itv for me

>>151688921
God... we're such pathetic scouse cucks, aha x

>>151688921
They will win tonight. Would be 4 times they lost to Palace this year

Can these scousers stop posting about their cuck fantasies for ONE thread.

>>151688938
make an itv thread mate, this thread is just gonna be some spacker crying about liverpool

>>151688954
seconded

Yeah I remember all the people crying when Liverpool lost to Brentford 4 days ago

>>151688954
well he has nothing else to do tonight, not like his transchester dilated is playing

>>151688954
>>151688960
probably will just post here >>151675109 unless match thread anon does one for the spurs newcastle match

>>151688953
Its Merseyside heritage

>>151688974
Lol why are they so shit?

>>151688954
Excuse me I don't cry about Liversissy.

>>151689035
Please stop crying about Liverpool

>>151688942
Kek make the lose again

What number does VVD wear?

aw and mantroony on a mad one tonight, starwo*s linking up

>>151689053
Muzrats mad

>>151689053
2 billion to play like Stoke

mega

>>151689066
Are jannys not allowed to say wog?

>>151689080
I mean you never see the Transchester Dilated customer say it, so I guess they aren't allowed

>>151689053
Best player in the world right now judging purely by impact. Sad that attackers get all the attention when Gabriel is winning matches left and right on his own.
>>151689066
Fuck up idiot.

>>151689107
we don't sign our posts here

>>151689042
>stop bullying me!

Kys liversissy

>>151689104
Yeah I’ve noticed the janny always says aw instead of arsewog. Gotta follow the rules I guess. What he gets paid for

>>151688837
It's pretty sad behaviour but I guess this website attracts them. The thought of him sat there cackling to himself like a loon while (you)ing himself thinking anyone else is tricked.

>>151689073
Seethe

Rare Amorim

>>151689164
kek he turned into an indian uncle

>>151689139
DAMN, that Yanited fan looks like he's hanging by a thread

>>151689164
Kek

Jarvis, sketch me a trophy

>>151689202
kekd

>point out liversissy replying to himself
>he proves you wrong by... replying to himself

>>151688850
That webm reminds me of when I was in Primark a little back
>Some broad wearing one of those dresses that are like tight at the top and more flowy at the bottom
>Has her dumper sandwiching some barrier pole thing
>Literally rubbing up and down on it (not a lot) while she was talking to her mate
>Must have easily been late 30s but her body was incredible and she had that bimbo face
>Sees me staring at her
>Has the fucking cheek (no pun intended) to look disgusted at me staring
Shit was cash money

>>151689362
Late 30s is still young
r-right?

>>151689315
The Jonathan Greenblatt technique innit

>Isak has a 100% record in the Carabão
>Wirtz has 2 in 2 on Wednesday matches
be afraid!

>>151689419
Idk what that means but lol

>>151677669
It was me, and you get what you fucking deserve letting burgers have ownership in your clubs

>>151689437
It's when you prove how wrong your accuser is by doing exactly what your accuser has accused you of doing which you deny doing.
It's named after Jonathan Greenblatt, the ADL CEO, who said it was antisemitic to claim that "Jews control social media" and to prove how antisemitic and wrong that claim was he had Twitter ban people who were saying Jews control social media.

>>151686753
>sacrifice a chicken
But that’s sp*rs so it absolves them of sin

>>151689453
>>151689492
foyvpn

>>151689516
No vpns for me

>>151689523
just foy then

Thoughts on spuds vs toon?

Why are only 5 of the Sky 6 playing tonight?

>>151689536
don't start

>>151689536
It’s in the thread several times probably by yourself

>>151689467
I see. Yes, liversissy is a mong kek.

>Liverpool have faced 22.93 balls ‘over the top’ per 30 minutes out of possession in the Premier League this season, ranking 1st by a considerable margin

>Last season, they faced 14.51 per 30 OOP, ranking 4th

Teams have figured out they should just hoof it deep to the big lad to beat pool

The bald fuck is sacking himself. What the fuck is that line up.

/lug/ or my bet wins

Can't wait ^_^

>>151677448
We?

Horrific

Liversissy has stopped posting because he knows they're gonna lose again

>slot cares more about beating villa at home on the weekend than this cup match

Then they play man city away

>>151689698
Don’t recognise anyone here. Which team is this?

>>151689767
>Real Madrid between that

>>151689779
Madrid are gonna pump them for 5 lmaoooo

>>151689775
Liverpool. I think Slot has given up-

>>151689787
Fucking hell
You never know he might’ve thought fuck this team just play the yoof. Nothing wrong playing yoof when they have a couple starters with em

Depending on result I think some fans might feel ripped off. U21 match tickets are a fiver

Based playing the youth chad

>>151689783
>vini Jr roasts whoever they put at rb that isn't szbozlai
>Bellingham and guler take advantage of the space between defense and midfield
>konate gifts free goals as his audition for next summer transfer

that team would unironically beat grimsby kek and it's full of shitterpool shitters

>>151689753
Reckon hes killed himself and joined the %

It's Gyokeres that bad that they're started walker-peters at ST?

Liverpool are actually gonna get relegated

>>151689187
Yeah as per usual for "those" types of "people"

To be fair they HAVE to beat Villa on weekend

Mantroony having a BIBLICAL meltdown tonight

>>151689872
>>151689879
Delicious /lug/

>>151689887
But they wont

This is why Arsenal are winning the energy drink cup

>>151689882
wdhmbt

>>151689901
Depends if Alisson is back or Georgian Onana is starting

Why is Slut dabbing on Scamorim by saying the youf made it farther than the likes of Casemiro and Cunha

>>151689917
Tranisson isnt much better as an honest liverpool fan

>>151689775
its liverpool's subs bench
they are playing the B team so if it goes tits up, they have no salah, van dijk, ekitike etc. to fix things

Lololololollololollololololol

>>151689924
Armin Pepsi got further in the cup than transchester dilated

>>151689953
Armeen who

>>151689917
Allison might come back vs Madrid. But most likely he'll be held out until the forest match after the November international break

>>151689917
Why is he good?

>>151689924
Only Ekitike would help. Other two seem to do more damage lately (despite astronomical new contracts)

AAAARRRRNNNNEEEE...

SLOT!

>>151689920
It's a bit rude

>>151689970
I kneel to the killer of konyaspor

>>151689975
LaLaLaLa

>>151689889
he's scared of pinnington

>>151689965
A shitter for sneedpool but has done more than sneedchester utd

>field the B team for match experience
>have no A team players on the bench
what did baldy mean by this?

this is such a ridicolously strong XI for a league cup 4th round. like this team MOGS chelsea.

>>151690022
This is fucking hilarious Arsenalbro KEK, we are winning the carabao cup, we are massive

>>151690022
Clear mistake. Hopefully he saved earlier today to reload

could that lot do it on a cold wednesday night in grimsby

chelsea's 50m man jamie gittens starting tonight

>>151690029
Annous > Sesko

The plan of throwing the cup doesn’t work if you lose on the weekend btw. Slot getting irrational?

Who TF are these No Names on Sky Sports News? Where's Jeff Stelling at?

>>151690048
potentially

>>151690093
They all moved to talkSPORT. Think most were told they’re not welcome at sky anymore. Souness left saying retirement but he’s on TS al the time

>>151690089
Maybe he thinks that by going out the cup early allows the team to focus on the other competitions

>>151690122
That’s the plan but it doesn’t work if you still lose resulting in 5 league losses in a row. Villa is a must win no matter what so I get it but for me I’d focus on cup as well. They have a big squad

>don’t worry I’ll play a few of the first team la
>plays Kerkez MacAllister Gomez

Fucking hell hahaha is Slot getting advice from Amorim or something, fucking hell

>no poocastle thread
embarrassing

>>151690381
>>151690382

>>151690406
Kek

>>151690093
LeTiss explained it

Minute's silence impeccably observed by Newcastle and Spurs fans. Nice contrast to the Liverpool game where most of the stadium booed and chanted pro-Palestine messages during it

Swansea 1 up against Man City

>Swansea strikes first against man city

They are nothing without haaland and rodri

>>151690725
Good. We need someone to hunt down arse in the league and liverpool ain't it.

>>151690728
Rodri might've blocked the shot before it happened but the shot was not saveable from any keeper

chelsea up 0-2 at wolves after 14 minutes with 2 assists from jamie gittens. that's really the kind of win a liverpool fc could really use

Are Wolves going to challenge THE record?

>>151690720
I just tuned in and they're still observing it hehe

>>151690762
Feel bad for that Norwegian lad newcastle were trying to buy. He was all nice about the potential transfer. If he kicked up a fuss he'd be leading the line in the Champions League, instead he's in a grim relegation battle and will likely be in the Championship next season

>>151690781
Hopefully someone mid table buys him upon relegation.

>female commentary

Fuck off

AAAAAAANAAAALLLLL SLUT

LA LA LA LALA

whenever i hear a female co-commentator i always find they have so much interesting and insightful stuff to say. i suppose that's because female ex-players can't rely on old friendships and banter to get to the top like your male pundits can, they probably have to outperform their male colleagues just to get a chance

>>151691114
They're trying so hard to justify being there, it's cute.
Then you have people like Andy Cole acting like he's not sure what a corner is.

not reading all that shite lol

Why are there 6 different dead match threads? Should just be one for all the Carling Cup games.

>Spurs trying to cheat
>Get dabbed on because of it

>>151691114
Cringe and effeminate-pilled

>>151691114
>have to outperform their male colleagues just to get a chance
That's not how DEI works

>LIVERPOOL

AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DO NOT REDEEM SARR x2

LIVERPOOP

wow liverpool are down 0-2 at home

He needs the sakcing before the 2nd half

THEY HAVE TO PLAY MADRID NEXT AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Slot is getting sacked before Amorim
What an odd timeline

I wonder if it's time to just terminate Joe Willock's contract

He's destroyed everything Klopp's built up over 8 years

>>151691359
Not before villa gets through with them at anfield

>>151691444
Kino

FIVE IN A ROW

>>151691480
>>151691480
>>151691480

Harry Kane's goal is fucking world class, jfc

Not even at 500 yet

>>151691708
it's become a bit of an arms race making the OP's, so at least fixture anon is beating schizo anon to the punch

>>151691736
The schizo made the next thread, this was just a plain premier league one

>>151691751
not sure I follow

>>151691708
It never is these days

in my day we couldn't leave the table until we reached 500 posts

>>151691337
we don't sign our posts here

ok I really need to get my glasses

501