Thread 151683943

Go Flames

jesus why is romanov paid so much

Bedard hat trick take that

slopdown was cancelled

>>151683969
actually that was hampage

>>151683943 (OP)
:)

>>151683943 (OP)
Flames lost. Apparently OP missed the game and sucks cocks.

boomboomboom lemme hear you say wey ho
wey hoooooo

>>151683987
worked

Connor Bedard now has a hat trick.

>>151683992
they told me hoob was heating up but this is crazy

holy shit caufield just did a lane hutson head fake. Everybody's stepping up their game it's so nice to watch

missing roster from the olympics

The new Oilers jerseys look nice

Come on Canucks lets figure it out and show JT whose boss!

My penguins ):

I saw a hockey romance novel in real life

JACKASS

>>151683992
the flames would get out-scored by an assisted living facility

>>151684057
lucky duck

>>151683943 (OP)
Does OP not know?

>>151684080
cope they are going for the 1OA

>>151684080
cope rome wasn't built in a day

OLOFSSON HATTY

MY AVIES!!!!!!!! XDD
OLOFSSON HATTY!

I've noticed the word "dynasty" has completely disappeared from the flamiacs lexicon.

>>151684122
cope rome wasn't built in a day

JACKASS!

>>151684087
>>151684097
Someone is

wolf got lit up AGAIN

>>151684144
i don't cope. your "cope" is people who watch the game and don't let everything bog them down just because. they can finish dead last and i'll still be alive. it's not affecting my day to day life

>>151684150
cope he doesn't generate offense

>>151684006
Mcdavid scored his second of the season

>>151684163
Anze Cope-itar

>>151684162
tl;dr cope

>>151684171
can it nerd

8-4
AVS WIN!!!
Also Bernie dressed up as Burns

>>151684057
In December chatgpt is doing erotica. I can get it to to do all the hockey smut that I want

olofsson hat trick

>>151683932
>no doro
BASED retard

>>151684192
fraid so. he's a jack babby

avs win, cat posted

these oilers jerseys suck

these oilers jerseys rock

them Reebok jerseys sucked

Didn't ask.

Gary doesn't want to give Dobes his shutout

does reaves still have more goals than mcdavid

>>151684226
BASED

I missed the game, how did our flames do
:)))

Mcdavid should go for a hattrick

>>151684301
buddy we can't win then all but you know what we do we regather and trust the process and go again

>>151684301
about as well as you'd expect with a team that craves hard cock more than they like to score goals

>>151684348
this post is extremely disrespectful

>>151684356
sorry everybody, works been rough lately... but honestly what does he expect? its not like the flames are gonna go on a winning streak... like ever

>>151684371
trust have to trust the process and get some puck luck

Piper Shaw in glasses...

My oilers and jays

did the canucks have one of themm thank you videos for JT MIller?

fuck it's past midnight and the 2nd intermission just started, fuck 10:30 games

>>151684400
its only 9:15

>>151684398
that would have been amazing, especially if it had a Sarah McLachlan song playing... real classy like

>>151684301
lost, furthering their draft aspirations
but made it close enough to continue exposing the fraudulent >laffs
so ultimately a win-win

>>151684398
have the canucks ever been nice to anyone

>>151684415
it's 1:16

this sharks kings game is retard kino desu

my sharkies :'(

>>151684420
The Canucks have moved mountains trying to satisfy Pettersson enough to give effort.

what if grug was one of us

Why does Gary want to put the NHL's Frozen Frenzy™ on a random tuesday night, when the MLB finals are also taking place
what is he cooking?

matte helmets look so gay. tard helmets

99 goals. Who gets number 100?

>>151684452
Tom Willander.

>>151684356
shutup fag go put a dick in your butt and feel better

>>151684458
hampage got cancelled tranny kwab

>>151684469
KWAB true translision is on life support

And on the lighter side of the sports page, the Calgary Wranglers appear to be beating the Abbotsford Canucks tonight, and that's a good thing, back to Tom and the weather report, Tom?...

dead puckbros just 2 more minutes...

>>151684427
>>151684430
Go Kings Go

why are there so many short guys in the league now?

GO HABS GO

>>151684400
You could just not watch it and pretend to know what happened like you do with every other western conference game.

Man the Canucks blow. How the fuck is this team anywhere close to .500.

>>151684480
ohh it's true it's damn true kwab

>>151684483
We lost in OT. Offense is solid but defense needs some work this year. Lane Hutson's brother scored again

Pettershit humiliation.

lmao good job Pettershit

>>151684489
Maximum total height allowed in the league.
Expanding to 32 teams means the average has to be shorter

>Losing to the fucking Rangers of all teams
This is so fucked bros...

>>151684483
I miss the old wrangers logo

>>151684513
That's called "nostalgia", and Gary would like to introduce you to some jersey salesman if you have the time

>>151684513
for me it's the wrangle on the dub

>>151684483
It is a wet night in Abbotsford. Better take care to seek shelter and stay dry. May I suggest a Calder Cup banner? Andrea?

but incoming

>>151684530
rapey just posted expect me leaving

shark's scored

They should have put the Heat in Sacramento and not Stockton. They would have done way better there and never relocated

>>151684533
fuck mark messier

my smitty from my macky :)

>>151684533
>sues the team after he leaves because his contract had a clause that paid him a bonus if the Canucks' franchise value increased

>>151684530
>DUNDUNDUNDUN

BUT!

>DUNDUNDUNDUN

BUT!

>DUNDUNDUNDUN

BUT!

>shut out by 40 year old Quick in Millers return
I'm delusionally optimistic about the nuckies and my worldview is crumbling now.

>>151684555
not gonna lie I like this post and checked it

Sharkies are gonna come back

SCAAAAARRRRR
THANKS REFFIES

>>151684570
i sleep with one of those and look like this

Gary DOES NOT want this shutout

>>151684555
Checked

shark's scored again

uh oh, LA
>uh oh

SHARKS SCAR!

>>151684577
>t. boymoder

>flames aren't playing tomorrow
why live

>>151684593
Look on the bright side anon:

Flames aren't losing tomorrow

>>151684593
you dont really like flames
you like shitposting in /hoc/

fuck you gary you fag

uh oh, Montreal
>merde

i was promised askarov was going to be the next starter for the sharks but all he looks like is a shittier martin jones

>>151684607
I literally have flames wallpaper and a flames flag on my wall. Its been there for years.

>>151684615
he just needs 14 more days

>>151684613
That guy's name is strudel

>>151684620
based

>>151684629
He needs competent defenders and for Warso to stop fielding double agents.

>nucks injury list: Hughes, chytil, forbort, Lekkermaki, Hoglander, and now garland

Nucks bros. I don’t feel so good

my habbies on planet retard

hasbs?

>>151684697
fuggg i want to go to sleep

a lot of people are saying et le buuut

jack rules

Damb

kidding me

can't wait to read about how big of a failure the NHL™ Frozen Frenzy™ exclusively on ESPN™ and ESPN+™ sponsored by Chipotle™ was tomorrow morning

>>151684636
I like having some rhubarb in my apple strudel

based Monty making habs seethe again

welp at least we are good in garytime

>>151684712
NOPE

>>151684741
retard

>>151684745
we don't sign our posts here

>>151684737
There was 16 games today and I didnt start watching until the 2nd period of the habs lol

My fucking Habs need to learn how to close out games before we can compete.

late:
wordle in 4
connections with 2 flaws

ANOTHER WORLDS FAMOUS COLE CAULFIELD OVERTIME GAME WINNING GOAL

CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>151683943 (OP)
>its not fair i tell you!
>we develop all these players and gary plucks them for his sunbelt teams

>doubting your own fucking team
haters

fucking hell caufield is a god too, really stepping it up with the clutch highlight goals this season

>sharks attendance
grim looks like an aew show

>>151684780
what a little hustle

>>151684784
nah it was gonna be Caufield or Demidov always have faith

gg habs, I'm tired and going to bed

kings have choked a 0-3 lead bros

my sharkies :)

>>151684754
I have no idea who this shit is even for.
When is ESPN going to get it through their heads that hockey isn't fucking football, you can't do "whip around coverage" ala Red Zone when the "red zone" equivalent in hockey might last a quarter second and come with zero warning.

>>151684804
just like my habbies

MORE GARY TIME

MORE GARY TIME

MORE GARY TIME
>thank you, Gary =3

>>151684783
finally a good post

>>151684849
cold coffee heated up why can't hoob

>>151684849
KWAB

>>151684775
>if I post what the other anon does maybe I'll draw some (You)s too
only one you're ever getting from me

Hurricanes? More like hurriraped and hurrigaped by my knighties

>>151684863
kill yourself

>>151684875
worked

>>151684783
Seeing Takagi on film is so weird

>>151684904
extremely good post

just like my shartin jones

how can i get an anime girl to become a fan of my team?

>>151684928
pitch the team to renge

>>151684928
jvoel stans the broship

It's great that in an Olympic year, two of our three best Swedish goalies sucks donkey cock, and the third one barely wins
>>151684928
You don't.

>>151684928
just make your team the Flames

>>151684400
gary hates hockey

>>151684964
Hes just like me. Based

>>151684814
Is there an all encompassing hockey highlight show like Sportscenter used to be?

>>151684954
>jerry schozlestein

you're hopeless

has shannon really been watching garyslurp for almost 8 straight hours now?

LF new team

>>151684977
yeah it's called the fucking internet retard

sharks are tragic kek. they'd be good with a goalie

>>151684999
any specific show you fucking Captain Obvious

Even though we won, it felt like a loss blowing that lead

>>151684964
just like my islanders

Out of all the horrid trades Treliving has done in his career, the Brandon Carlo one must be the worst. Instead of taking two strides forward with his big body he opts to take a stride back and to the side so Calgary can score an easy goal. Him and Owen Power must the the two biggest soft guys in the league.

>>151684982
Stop being gay and stop watching anime.

>>151685022
is that what mr schozlestein told you?

Askarov sucks so hard and sending him back to the AHL would only make him worse

logging out to watch sinner later bros

>>151685041
Südtirol ist nicht Italien

>>151685036
Stop sucking cock.

>>151685008
They just have bad defence. A good goalie can't compensate for his assistants fucking up all the time. They have, what, two injured guys who are decent and rested the rookie to put Klingberg back on the ice so he could helpfully feed the puck to the other team or camp on it.

about to have a quick riley reid myself

>>151685018
Can't be handing out points like that to the Sharks.

>>151685048
he gets beat high constantly, has atrocious rebound control, and can't save followup shots to save his life
he'll make one save then be 20 feet out of position or flat on his face, any shot he NEEDS to stop has a 50/50 chance of slipping right in without him even realizing it

>>151685079
a-at least ngrier drafted ravensbergen

>>151685079
Mm, he's not the best, which you'd expect given his experience, but a stupid amount of goals against the team have come from defenders not properly shutting down the area right in front of him.
Really, Celebrini should not be the best defender. He has other shit to do.

The Canucks sent Braeden Cootes down and everything has been shit since.

gary injured 9 nuckies so far this season
he really hates the nuckies
:(

>>151685165
Yeah, they really miss...*check stats*...his 0 points and -2 in 3 NHL games in a tough time like this.

>>151685059
Doughty is super washed

>>151685186
They need anyone who can play hockey at this point.

So guys when do we start to take Montreal serious? This is a dynasty in the making

>>151685186
anon I'm afraid the other poster was just trying to be funny and silly and doesn't consider him an important player

>>151685175
Sorry nucks bro :(

>>151685165
hongcouver tards blew up their own city cause they couldn't accept their own mediocrity i'm from utah and I say fuck em all

>>151685215
Your AHL team won the Calder Cup last season. Should be some talent to take from there.

>>151685217
Sweden has severe autism please understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb1zjr9rLOo
rewatching this: im thinking KINOOOOO

>>151685257
Abbotsford weren't even that good last year. They just got hot at the right time. I remember seeing them in person a few times and nothing really stood out to me other than them crowding the neutral zone and playing boring Jacques Lamaire style hockey

>>151685283
think so?

when i search canada stanley cup 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 the computer starts laughing at me

Who won the Frozen Frenzy?

>>151685314
because you're retarded Canada as a national team doesn't compete for the Stanley Cup

>>151685297
mega based

Wings are so effing back

>>151685314
bud i wasnt trying to start something, lemme enjoy my 4 nation kino in peace

>>151685316
Well certainly not the fans since we couldn't watch every single game and there is only one game tomorrow..

hoc = for frens

>>151685314
my computer respects me and my authority

>>151685316
Craziest game of the night goes to the Avs and Devils though 8-4
a 12 goal game. Goddamn what was going on there?

>>151685346
cute

Why does the avatar get to spam logos 24/7 with no repreciation?

>>151685374
because he's a j*nny

>>151685316
Shannon

>>151685374
The Flames takagi fag? I wonder why also

>>151685378
Gary is trying to kill him. What does Shannon know that we don't... is his knowledge too much?

>>151685422
>killing his golden goose jersey buyer
Can we get a wellness check on gary?

>>151685444
checked

In case you live under a rock. Canadian teams winning is not good for sport business just so you know in case you didnt.

Eg Gary Bettman was hired to bring hockey to the south and for him to succeed Canadian teams would not be winning during his time which started in 1993 the same year he was hired and the last time a Canadian team was to win Stanley. Do you think it's a coincidence I think not.

>>151685458
>Do you think it's a coincidence
Then explain canadian baseball

Gerry buttman's at it again

>>151685468
Also good for business: potential for 40 million new fans.

>>151685468
MLB Gary probably just wants an expansion team in Montreal or Vancouver or something

>>151685468
maybe nobody gives a single plancks length of a fuck about baseball. people pretend to care while that team is okay but nobody could seriously give two fucks about baseball here otherwise

kinda like the american sunbelt for hockey, crazy how that works right

gerald buttslam

>>151685499
True people really don't care, people ill bandwagon like anywhere else tho

>>151685504
hell yeah

definitely thought he had one already but I guess not

edrones got kicked out of 109 boards

>>151685505
just appeal more to the women because they're the only relatively untapped market and hockey guys are an easier sell than a lot of other sportsmen.

i bet you one billion dollars a single mammoth never set foot in this pic

i thought the flames were supposed to be good with the amount of spam here?

>>151685578
You thought right

>>151685578
You thought wrong

>>151685485
>Also good for business:
Yeah
>Maybe I will just do Frozen Frenzy on a day when there is a huge MLB game happening
okay?

>>151685604
gary was banking on a jays sweep

>>151685578
Why on earth would you think that

>>151685578
if gary ever adds a 4 retards cup dustin wolf is going to start a dynasty

>>151685588
meant for
>>151685588

>>151685578
We only spam shit teams here

>>151685578
LOL

>>151685574
>PRICE, UTAH—Twenty-five years ago, a well-preserved hairless Columbian mammoth was discovered in an airtight bog in the Manti La-Sal National Forest.
https://archaeology.org/news/2013/08/22/130822-utah-mammoth-genome/
Close enough. Do you trust the science, facts & logic?

>>151685661
>hairless
i bet his mammoth friends made fun of him for that

>>151685661
>hairless
just like bedard

reminder:
F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>151685407
There's pointless avataring, and then there's being an actual part of the team.

I'm actually on the team put me in coach

>>151685682
nah he's an old grandpa now

>>151685358
below average goaltending vs complete retard goaltending

STRAUSS MANN STRAUSS MANN STRAUSS MANN

>>151685715
alright son, bend over

SÅ GÖRA VI NÄR VI KROSSAR LULEÅ
IGEN!
KROSSAR LULEÅ
IGEN!
KROSSAR LULEÅ
IGEN

>>151685843
i wish na crowds were as kino as eu crowds are

>>151685651
>>151685690

>>151685881
hey lebanon anon. how's the hockey scene in lebanon?

The leafs are back baby

>>151685859
That would've be cool.

>>151685895
>within 1 goal of the flames(32 of 32)
This was not a good performance

>>151685859
Used to be way better when they allowed flags

It's all part of the plan.

>>151685939
holy fucking saved

>>151685937
Drums should be banned though, it's so fucking annoying. I don't know when someone decided it's okay to bring an entire drum to the game with you and bang like a maniac for an hour

>>151685972
lol we have brass instruments like horns often but never drums

>>151685972
Drums are kino. At least if the drummer can hold a tempo. As a drummer myself the worst thing about being in the standing section is when the drummer slows down.

i typically use microsoft edge for edging

hoc more like penis LOL LMAO

>>151686081
tiny dick /cric/
huge cock /hoc/

>>151685954
>>151685939
takagi shipped with wolf is wholesome

>>151686083
extremely correct.

>>151685939
>you win
no one is winning in cowtown

>>151686025
I only use trannyfox and only watch tranny porn

>>151684783
well said takagi...gary hates the flames more than anything. its important that our love for the flames is stronger than his hatred, which has reached jewish levels of spite

>>151685843
>så göra vi
ah, you were brown all along. that makes a lot of sense. kwab

wordle in 4
perfect connections

>>151686485
same with bandle in 2

Apparently cashiers bag the groceries in American stores. Literally can't suffer

>>151686520
you're legally not allowed to pump your own gas in new jersey

>>151685893
it don't slap
allegedly they have a national team but they only practice and play abroad, not a single rink in the country

the thing about drinking every night is that: there are zero downsides so

is the goalie the most important player? I watch the Kraken and Joey Accord is the name mentioned the most and I don't know if its because the team us useless and cant keep the opposing team off him or his presence is that important

>>151686574
*handshake emoji*

>>151686567
a fucking leaf

>>151686578
normally the goalie is the faggiest player
t. faggy goalie

>>151686574
Until one night you will get in an argument with a fat weeb kid and everyone starts calling you raped bitch and you wonder where it all went wrong

>>151686582
you just eat 5 datura flowers or something mate

My Stars won again and a very gritty one.

>>151686672
bruh we are being sued by the fucking mavericks
what the actual fuck

>>151686672
>>151686686
Soon to be Fort Worth Stars

>>151686689
naw, if they really had to move they would go to Austin

>>151686672
yeah we know something about being gritty you dumb fucking frog

>>151684928
i gave it a crack few days ago
i could make more anime forward, less giffy ones later
if that's what you're into

Another day, another shit team that the Habs need OT to beat.

>>151686686
I already had violent feelings against the Mavericks after what they did with Luka Doncic and now this.
>Breach of Contract: The Mavericks believe the Stars violated a rule from their shared agreement signed in 1998. This rule states that the Stars must have their main office located in Dallas. However, since 2003, the Stars have had their main office in Frisco, a nearby city.
This is because they wanted to build a basketball-only arena I'm sure, well now screw them.

>>151686739
Why does some apehoop team care if their office isn't located in Dallas?

>Reporter: and how do you celebrate an achievement or milestone like this in your career?
>I dunno, for now it’s just of of any other night go home, eat a digiorno pizza, go to sleep

>>151686739
What’s crazier is Mavs using this “breach of contract” as an excuse to seize all of the Stars arena revenue money and put it in escrow as a way to pressure Stars into signing their shit deal.

>>151686772
the Adelsons who own the mavs are greedy casino fucks
they basically want the stars to stay in the AAC until they figure out how to get a casino themed nba arena
its all pretty grim

damn i can't believe texas sports would be this dirty and underhanded

>>151686695
I think Plano but yeah I’m sure Austin isn’t off the table. From what I’ve gathered they want land or the ability to control the land around the arena something to do with year round revenue.

>>151686826
>texas sports
>texas
The Adelsons are Vegas Israelis through and through. Things were fine when Mark Cuban owned the Mavs.

I would like a formal apology from the swede who said my wings would be easy wins for his blues

what is gary going to do about the nba problem?

>>151686818
Disgusting. They want the Stars to play in an old arena with simple renovations until 2061 while Mavericks will have a good new arena in Dallas.
>>151686821
The city of Dallas take sides with the Mavericks but if she couldn't find a good place to build the casino themed nba arena, she would move the team to Las Vegas.

My Jackies play tonight

>>151686890
>she would move the team to Las Vegas.
please god let this happen
the nba is a rigged cancer that needs to be exterminated from my state

>>151686843
Sounds like texas sports to me

>>151686913
>says the faggot whose team is literally owned by a corporation
if we're jews you guys are rabbis

A man from a fish delivery van knocked on my door, I didn't open. That's not suspicious at all. Slowly starting to believe in the idea of gangstalking

>>151686973
he probably just wanted to give you fish
>gangstalking
lmao retard

So let me get this straight, the leafs traded a second round pick for the oft-injured 4th line plug Scott Laughton? What the fuck for?

>>151686987
This meme has now been posted 1 to many times.
Probably won't be funny again until he plays and kwabs or even better if he never plays

>>151686845
Poos should just fold after letting the Yzerplan erase a 4 goals deficit and win.

Only one shit game today

>>151686973
>gangstalking
They are probably ITT too

happy bud1291

thinking the sens need better defense

>>151687053
Defense means jack shit when your goalie allows 4 goals in 8 shots

>>151686997
sorry, I guess it's hard being a leafs fan, never considered it before (never considered how much it sucks to be a leafs fan nor ever considered lowering myself to that of a leaf fan). Anyway enjoy the rebuild

>>151687060
>rebuild
what rebuild? they have no.prospects or picks, their players are old and soft. Dark times ahead

>>151687001
What's wrong with the Blue Jackets?

>>151687065
Its okay . they don't need picks or any current assets since players will always love to play for Toronto and flock to the city/team

what aftershave do you use? which one is the official /hoc/ smell good

>>151687100
I don't use aftershave

>>151687100
>smell of /hoc/
I'm about to shower for the first time since Monday afternoon

>>151687073
that's true, they were a HUGE destination last summer, and I'm sure all those available big name free agents coming up are licking their chops to join a rebuild. Just enjoy your jays bro you had a nice little run, absolutely nothing to sneeze at

you guys NEED to get a load of connections today, wyna is just making up words, and there is a CLEAR four word group that she just doesn't count, completely flawed game

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>>151683943 (OP)
So which year did the Leaves last win a cup again?

The Atlantic division is looking soft as fuck.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKKO

>>151687134
Sounds like someone got btfo (again)

>>151686987
I always get a chuckle out of this meme

Can the rags only win when their goalie stone walls the other team? Why can't these nerds score?

>>151687214
I would join for my queen Miku

>>151687177
Thanks!

>>151687231
retard

>>151687134
>sacrum
>abecedarium
>seitan

I was ESL-filtered today

>>151687240
Thanks, you too

I'm moving to nippon but I don't like much anime, and I don't really feel like learning a silly chinese heiroglyphic language. quite the situation.

If Dallas locks up Robo (sounds like they plan to) they’ve done a good securing key pieces

didn't ask for a trblog

We don't raise our tusks here

>The Dallas Stars filed a counterclaim late Tuesday night against the Dallas Mavericks, seeking to “restore normal operations at the [American Airlines Center] and prevent the Mavericks’ attempted hostile takeover,” according to a statement from Stars’ counsel Joshua M. Sandler.

>In the suit, the Stars claim the Mavericks had no legal right to claim the Stars breached their 1998 franchise agreement by locating their corporate headquarters outside of the city of Dallas, and that only the city of Dallas could determine “a relocation event” occurred.

>The countersuit comes just 12 hours after the Mavericks ownership filed a 253-page petition for injunctive relief against Stars ownership in Texas Business Court, seeking legal finality on a breach of contract dispute the Mavericks raised in October 2024.

>>151687206
The story of their tenure with this core. Huge Shesterkin/PP babbies

>>151687319
What do the Mavericks win by having the Stars move their HQ?

>>151687350
>win
reminds me of what bud did

They should let Nico run the Stars too, I heard he's really good

bud did not 1

>>151687350
Because if the Stars are found to have breached their franchise agreement, the Mavericks could argue that the Stars forfeited their ownership stake or management rights in that company. Mavericks could take full control of arena operations — scheduling, naming rights, concessions, and especially revenue streams (tickets, luxury boxes, parking, etc.). In effect it would make Mavs the owner of the AAC and Stars a tenant which is why Dallas is rightly calling it a hostile takeover.

What’s happening is this Vegas demon wants to chase the Stars out of Dallas and redevelop the AAC into a basketball only arena. Insanely evil behavior.

>>151687374
Laws and contracts are never black and white, at worst they should be forced to relocate the HQ and pay damages for what it caused (0$ to the Mavericks, maybe some money to the city)

/r/ing a Dylan edit of the mavs heeming the stars

>>151687409
I think things have gone too sour I don’t see them sharing an area until 2031 at this point. The Adelson’s bought the Mavs with the intent of building a big casino and making it a duel attraction and now that Texas has cucked them they’re throwing a shit fit. With the Luka trade and now this I almost wonder if they are trying to relocate the Mavs back to Vegas or somewhere else that allows casinos.

Cool

>>151687319
Why are sunbelt organizations such drama queens

>>151687568

1993

2 games in a row, Gary has rigged games for laffs. Are they so bad he's gotta carry them?

>>151687558
I figured the 'allure' of the maple leafs would make him want to hit free agency, I've been told players are going to be flocking there

Starter: Hellebuyck
Backups: Knight and Daccord

>>151687657
good enough for bronze

/hoc/ will be rooting for my Jackies tonight :)

>>151687662
I’ll take it

only ONE UTTER SHIT GAME tonight

chat is it just me or is this a pretty sweet tattoo

>>151687710
the universal MAP/NAMBLA symbol
a good way to attract like minded individuals

>>151687710
that's fuckin dope, dude

>>151687710
Flaming and flamer used to mean gay

>>151687710
It really is like a 12 year old got to choose name and logo for a team

>>151687710
Based

>>151687718
yeah! it's a simple design but it looks so good

>>151687731
you're opinion is shit! respect alberta culture

>>151687728
still do

>>151687710
Satan approved.

>>151687657
It would be crazy to not include Wolf

usa 3 peat this year?

>>151687812
naw

>>151687728
still does in this house

>>151687675
just like trb on 04/17/2022

A Flamiac is a Flames maniac

why are wjc tickets so expensive

yeah? a maniac for penises maybe

Do the leafs even have a scouting department? I'm looking at their 'prospects' right now and it's pretty grim, and they're basically sitting the next two drafts out. Could be an interesting way to save money for a couple years to just forego scouting altogether (since they were unofficially operating this way already)

>>151687878
They keep trading their second rounders for plugs

>>151687878
you sound like a cocky habs fan, don't forget what happened the last time my leafs faced you in the playoffs

>>151687878
Whats the point of scouting when Gary gets first dibs on our young

>>151687838
I used to play as the Flamiac in TF2

He can beat your ass and he can score

>>151687919
Can't believe >laffs were holding him back.

Leaf fans are 'warning' us that Scott Laughton --the modern day Cam Neely (their words not mine)-- will be coming back any day now and they'll be the meanest team in the league. I'm sorry I just don't see it, only comparison to Neely is that they are both oft-injured but Cam was never a fourth line plug

oh... wow...

>>151687952
cute

>>151687930
Him and woll are going to move the needle

>>151687952
I had completely forgotten about him.

>>151687918
Steam and Calgary crossover when?

>>151687992
how can you forget about a pair of lips like that?

>>151687919
When I think of good hockey players I think of goals scored on October 29th.

*burp*

>>151688024
pig

*achoo!*

>>151688054
Sorry, excuse me

Apologize to the Yzerplan, doubters

>>151688001
It will be Seattle not Calgary and after Gabe buys the kracken

>>151688070
>yzerplan was just waiting until all the other teams became shit
Brilliant

>>151688070
october hasnt even ended yet
detroit has been in this position in the last few seasons and blew it

>>151688072
Gabe is too fiscally responsible to buy an NHL franchise

>>151688084
yes
they WILL slump late season

>>151688099
If Valve ever goes public Gabe will be forced to buy the whole city of Seattle to avoid hyperinflation of the US dollar

>>151688070
The Wings fucked up badly with Uncle Fester. He came cheap, but you get what you pay for.

>>151688084
oct 31, 2023 the red wings had 13 points in 10 gp

you guys plan on watching any scary movies this week?

>>151688148
Yea I plan on watching leafs hockey

>>151688139
how many did they have on april 17 2022?

>>151688148
I will be, but I'm not sure what I'm going to watch yet

>>151688080
>until all the other teams became shit
Your team has always been shit.

>>151688179
a chillingly low amount

>>151688080
your conclusion is that our wings are better than many other teams? I agree.

>>151688148
I watch Ginger Snaps and Trick Or’ Treat every Halloween

there is no team but Allah's Calgary Flames, and Muhammad is the biggest fan of Allah's Calgary Flames

AM

>>151688310
>Mohammed
I heard some bad rumours about him

>>151688310
huge fan of this gimmick

>>151687978
they're not trotting out the habs backup anymore (and by backup I mean our minor league team the laval rocket backup before we cut him for a better backup (in the ahl btw))?

I hear the leafs are kicking the tires on Michael Pezzetta again

>>151688484
And Chinakov

>>151688467
>t. unready

This is Canada’s Olympic starter btw. Start stocking up on parade supplies now brethren

>>151688520
They just need to host the olympics at TD gardens

>>151688070
Now, I will say that uh, embarrassingly, Jaiden animations is kind of my YouTube crush. Of course, she’s way out of my league. I’m not talking about the real her; I’m talking about her cartoon character. Now to be fair, her avatar is quite attractive.

>>151688520
He kneels to Sweden's Olympic starter

>>151688546
Shes built like a minecraft skeleton irl

>>151688550
Why are more and more men growing pedostaches?

swayman playoffs swayman playoffs swayman playoffs swayman swayman swayman playoffs swayman swayman swayman USA should use swayman

>>151688550
>penis hallmark

>>151688567
>Why are more and more men
not just men, your mother and sister as well

Leaked Jersey for 27

Inshallah

>>151688602
Fuck no

>>151688567
I was wondering that the other day especially the ones who twirl the ends. Vaudeville ass looking mfs

>>151688612
>not just men, your mother and sister as well

>>151688668
>>151688567
>seething

isn't it crazy that we're just a few months away from kapanen, dobes, and demidov split the Calder?

>>151688070
no

I need the penguins to enter a freefall

going to be funny when the habs have a down season and demidov starts to have bitch fits threatening to go back to the khl like every other modern russian player

>>151688749
Demidov hasn't even shown that at all, the fuck are you on about

>>151688749
Just like dobson will

>>151688757
he's a mad kraken fan i'd bet

>>151688749
>starts to have bitch fit
reminds me of trb on 04/17/22

>>151688749
ya I think caufield and Suzuki are on the way out too

that date just never made sense to me. where on earth do you have 17 months in a year?

HOLY SHIT LANE HUTSON HAS DEMANDED A TRADE, THE WHOLE THING HAS COLLAPSED

Who's the best goalie in the league in your opinion?

>>151688783
>2022
Asterick year

What are you dressing up as for Halloween? I’m going to go as Austin matthews.

>>151688777
good ole canadian and american boys have a little something we like to call loyalty

>>151688795
Idk Vasilevskiy?

>>151688817
>claims to be loyal
>entire lore and culture of the country revolves around being the underdog rebel

>>151688827
Thank you for posting this for me

>>151688795
I won’t say Hellebuyck because it’s comical at this point to pretend like his immediate post season implosions don’t count for whatever reason.

>>151688827
>Eh, I don't want to play anymore. Get rid of the American and maybe I will.
>On second thought, still don't want to play.

that KFC gave me the greasist stinky smelliest roys of my life

>>151688567
we are taking the stache back, why are you asking woman questions?

>>151688895
Women hate moustaches try touching grass.

>>151688795
Wolf

>>151688776
why are you like this?

>>151688910
why did bud and mitch win so easily

>>151688881
hes from toronto

>>151688905
yeah thats what I'm saying, you ask questions that only a woman would care about. homo.

>>151688919
I still dont know who bud is. based on contextual evidence, he seems like some character a schizo invented and started trying to force here.

>>151688949
he's very real, perhaps larger than life

>>151688933
Because I actually get some white women love me

>>151688991
canada is for whites, go back ranjesh

>>151688949
newfag

>>151689004
Says who?

>>151688949
This is what I believe too

New
>>151689056
>>151689056
>>151689056

>>151689022
theres a good chance I've been coming to this site for your entire life. loling at you thinking your namefag obsession is important